"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I should have cut my hair. I was a conformist. Everyone had long hair or I
> thought. But short hair was the rebel way. Some of the biggest dopers then
> had short hair. they were smart. I was dumb. Still am.

You still are otter boy Ollie. Spooge B.J. Bottom Joseph is into the long
hairs around your asshole.

Tommy Joe loves slipping, sliding and falling on spooge-soaked porn booth
floors and then yelling ...

You should have also brushed your teeth you filthy old aged American hippie
wannabe.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I should have cut my hair. I was a conformist. Everyone had long hair or I
> thought. But short hair was the rebel way. Some of the biggest dopers then
> had short hair. they were smart. I was dumb. Still am.

You still are otter boy Ollie. Spooge B.J. Bottom Joseph is into the long
hairs around your asshole.

Tommy Joe loves slipping, sliding and falling on spooge-soaked porn booth
floors and then yelling ...

You should have also brushed your teeth you filthy old aged American hippie
wannabe.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I should have cut my hair. I was a conformist. Everyone had long hair or I
> thought. But short hair was the rebel way. Some of the biggest dopers then
> had short hair. they were smart. I was dumb. Still am.

You still are otter boy Ollie. Spooge B.J. Bottom Joseph is into the long
hairs around your asshole.

Tommy Joe loves slipping, sliding and falling on spooge-soaked porn booth
floors and then yelling ...

You should have also brushed your teeth you filthy old aged American hippie
wannabe.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I should have cut my hair. I was a conformist. Everyone had long hair or I
> thought. But short hair was the rebel way. Some of the biggest dopers then
> had short hair. they were smart. I was dumb. Still am.

You still are otter boy Ollie. Spooge B.J. Bottom Joseph is into the long
hairs around your asshole.

Tommy Joe loves slipping, sliding and falling on spooge-soaked porn booth
floors and then yelling ...

You should have also brushed your teeth you filthy old aged American hippie
wannabe.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I should have cut my hair. I was a conformist. Everyone had long hair or I
> thought. But short hair was the rebel way. Some of the biggest dopers then
> had short hair. they were smart. I was dumb. Still am.

You still are otter boy Ollie. Spooge B.J. Bottom Joseph is into the long
hairs around your asshole.

Tommy Joe loves slipping, sliding and falling on spooge-soaked porn booth
floors and then yelling ...

You should have also brushed your teeth you filthy old aged American hippie
wannabe.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I should have cut my hair. I was a conformist. Everyone had long hair or I
> thought. But short hair was the rebel way. Some of the biggest dopers then
> had short hair. they were smart. I was dumb. Still am.

You still are otter boy Ollie. Spooge B.J. Bottom Joseph is into the long
hairs around your asshole.

Tommy Joe loves slipping, sliding and falling on spooge-soaked porn booth
floors and then yelling ...

You should have also brushed your teeth you filthy old aged American hippie
wannabe.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I should have cut my hair. I was a conformist. Everyone had long hair or I
> thought. But short hair was the rebel way. Some of the biggest dopers then
> had short hair. they were smart. I was dumb. Still am.

You still are otter boy Ollie. Spooge B.J. Bottom Joseph is into the long
hairs around your asshole.

Tommy Joe loves slipping, sliding and falling on spooge-soaked porn booth
floors and then yelling ...

You should have also brushed your teeth you filthy old aged American hippie
wannabe.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I should have cut my hair. I was a conformist. Everyone had long hair or I
> thought. But short hair was the rebel way. Some of the biggest dopers then
> had short hair. they were smart. I was dumb. Still am.

You still are otter boy Ollie. Spooge B.J. Bottom Joseph is into the long
hairs around your asshole.

Tommy Joe loves slipping, sliding and falling on spooge-soaked porn booth
floors and then yelling ...

You should have also brushed your teeth you filthy old aged American hippie
wannabe.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I should have cut my hair. I was a conformist. Everyone had long hair or I
> thought. But short hair was the rebel way. Some of the biggest dopers then
> had short hair. they were smart. I was dumb. Still am.

You still are otter boy Ollie. Spooge B.J. Bottom Joseph is into the long
hairs around your asshole.

Tommy Joe loves slipping, sliding and falling on spooge-soaked porn booth
floors and then yelling ...

You should have also brushed your teeth you filthy old aged American hippie
wannabe.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I should have cut my hair. I was a conformist. Everyone had long hair or I
> thought. But short hair was the rebel way. Some of the biggest dopers then
> had short hair. they were smart. I was dumb. Still am.

You still are otter boy Ollie. Spooge B.J. Bottom Joseph is into the long
hairs around your asshole.

Tommy Joe loves slipping, sliding and falling on spooge-soaked porn booth
floors and then yelling ...

You should have also brushed your teeth you filthy old aged American hippie
wannabe.

On Friday, January 14, 2022 at 3:31:24 PM UTC-5, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> Ollie wrote:
>
> > My pubic hair is in corn rows.
> THEY say "everything's been done", but I wonder. I wonder if the pubic cornrow thing has been done yet. Probably. More than likely a white person trying to be cool.

Not everything has been done but it may as well have been,

OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> Not everything has been done but it may as well have been.

Great quote. I remember falling in love with it the first time I heard it 58 years ago.

Judge: "What's he charged with?"

Prosecutor: "Pretending to be original, Your Honor."

Judge: "Uh oh, that's a bad one. Plus I see he's a repeat offender. Not looking good for him, not looking good at all. So the charge is "Pretending to be Original and my question is what kind of sentence are we looking at this time?"

Prosecutor: "I guess the same as last time, "Your Honor."

Judge: "That's not very original, sentencing him to the same thing again."

Prosecutor: "Ok then Your Honor, how about the same sentence but doubled in time?"

Judge: "Now you're showing some originality." Then turning to the bailiff: "Get this crud bucket out of my courtroom."

OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> Not everything has been done but it may as well have been,

Not your greatest but still good enough for the "Ollie's Gems" file. I'm saving it.

just when I thought that I was the smelly pig....
You are a total filthy pig - you smell like shit - you talk like a homeless
person - you smell like a psychotic filthy animal.
Ollie deserves you - his life revolves around talking to a total smelly
dirty pig. Nice life you got there Ollie.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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By the way, over 2 months without washing the bedding. No laundromat in all
that time. The first time I went 2 plus months I thought, "Never again",
but instead learned that going that long without doing laundry is not all
that bad. I now rotate tee shirts to wear under my sweat shirt, and do not
launder them between wearings. I spray them with a mix of water and vinegar
which neutralizes odor, then let them air out for 7 or 8 days till the
rotation is complete. The tee shirt I'm wearing now has been worn 4 or 5
times, even for long sweat producing walks. I check for odor now and then.
They don't smell. Or my nose has become desensitized to stench. I doubt
the latter as I am a smell man all the way. I am a walking nose. On the
other hand it is harder for people to smell their own odors, so maybe I
stink to the high heavens. But since my social life is not relevant other
than for the markets now and then I guess it really doesn't matter. I stay
relatively clean though. I am not a total pig. But just once I'd like to
borrow someone else's nose for just a day to see what I really smell like.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> Not everything has been done but it may as well have been,

Not your greatest but still good enough for the "Ollie's Gems" file. I'm
saving it.

someone close to you is going to hurt you.

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> Not everything has been done but it may as well have been,

Not your greatest but still good enough for the "Ollie's Gems" file. I'm
saving it.

Hey Ollie I have never seen a picture of you - when are you going to show a
picture of yourself? You still haven't written to me and answered my
questions: where do you work - what is the exact address of your employer -
what is the name of your boss? - what is the exact address where you live? -
how much money do you make? - when are you not at home?

"Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
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OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> Not everything has been done but it may as well have been,

Not your greatest but still good enough for the "Ollie's Gems" file. I'm
saving it.

On Wednesday, January 19, 2022 at 10:25:30 PM UTC-5, bosodeniro@gmail.com wrote:
> Hey Ollie I have never seen a picture of you - when are you going to show a
> picture of yourself? You still haven't written to me and answered my
> questions: where do you work - what is the exact address of your employer -
> what is the name of your boss? - what is the exact address where you live? -
> how much money do you make? - when are you not at home?
> "Thomas Joseph" wrote in message
> news:6dcc2edf-0abe-4c68...@googlegroups.com...
>
> OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
>
> > Not everything has been done but it may as well have been,
>
>
> Not your greatest but still good enough for the "Ollie's Gems" file. I'm
> saving it.

Why would I do that? I am crazy not nuts.

wrote in message
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> OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

>Why would I do that? I am crazy not nuts.

Come on Ollie you can trust me - don't let it bother you that I stalk people
like that evil asshole Rasta Farian Mac Carty and others - I would never do
anything to you. All you have to do is provide me with a picture of
yourself. Like I said you still haven't written to me or called me or
answered any of my harmless questions: Do you still work? - Where do you
work? - What is the exact address of your employer? - What is the name of
your boss? - What is the exact address where you live? - How much money do
you make? - When are you not at home? - Ollie I have been your trusted
friend for a long time - You can trust ole Bozo - You only have to write to
me with your answers in 25 words or less - Not a problem for you. Go ahead
Ollie and celebrate our lasting friendship and provide me with some
information I am interested in. Cya.

On Friday, January 21, 2022 at 3:19:48 AM UTC-5, bosodeniro@gmail.com wrote:
> wrote in message
> news:bf8b41c3-1e7c-4ac4...@googlegroups.com...
> > OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
>
> >Why would I do that? I am crazy not nuts.
> Come on Ollie you can trust me - don't let it bother you that I stalk people
> like that evil asshole Rasta Farian Mac Carty and others - I would never do
> anything to you. All you have to do is provide me with a picture of
> yourself. Like I said you still haven't written to me or called me or
> answered any of my harmless questions: Do you still work? - Where do you
> work? - What is the exact address of your employer? - What is the name of
> your boss? - What is the exact address where you live? - How much money do
> you make? - When are you not at home? - Ollie I have been your trusted
> friend for a long time - You can trust ole Bozo - You only have to write to
> me with your answers in 25 words or less - Not a problem for you. Go ahead
> Ollie and celebrate our lasting friendship and provide me with some
> information I am interested in. Cya.

I am an ugly old fuck. No camera can capture the hideousness of my countenance.

OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> I am an ugly old fuck. No camera can capture the hideousness of my countenance.

Funny. I picture a movie being made about a hideous freak, more outrageous than Quasimodo and The Elephant Man combined - but the camera can't capture it. No matter how good the makeup man is, no matter how hideous YOU are to cast and crew, when the 'dailies' are viewed your ugliness is never properly captured. "What the fuck is going on here?", the director yells. "I've been making movies for 3 decades and never had this kind of trouble before. What the fuck is the problem?

An aide steps forward, wanting to help the director and at the same time not offend him. You know how directors can be - very arrogant. "Uh, excuse me Sir", the aide says, "but I remember hearing years ago, from Cecil B. DeMille himself, that there are some forms of ugliness that simply cannot be captured on film."

"But why?," screams the director.

"I don't know exactly", says the aide. "Mr. DeMille said it had something to do with the ugliness factor, that a guy can literally be too ugly to play ugly, sort of like when some actors are too old to play old. So we gotta get a less ugly guy and doll him up a bit. This guy you got is the ugliest son of a bitch I've ever seen, but his inward pride in his own ugliness will not allow it to be captured on film and cheaply displayed to others at his expense."

"What about that Ollie guy down in Florida, is he available?"

"Last I heard he's still working. But I want to warn you before you go one step further - the last time you saw Ollie was 7 years ago - he's a lot uglier now. He could be a hassle too. I like Ollie. I'ld love to see him get the work. But we need someone who isn't too ugly - someone who has to play it. We want - an actor!"

"Ok then, get me Harvey Kietel."

On 1/22/2022 8:28 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
>
>> I am an ugly old fuck. No camera can capture the hideousness of my countenance.
>
>
> Funny. I picture a movie being made about a hideous freak, more outrageous than Quasimodo and The Elephant Man combined - but the camera can't capture it. No matter how good the makeup man is, no matter how hideous YOU are to cast and crew, when the 'dailies' are viewed your ugliness is never properly captured. "What the fuck is going on here?", the director yells. "I've been making movies for 3 decades and never had this kind of trouble before. What the fuck is the problem?
>
> An aide steps forward, wanting to help the director and at the same time not offend him. You know how directors can be - very arrogant. "Uh, excuse me Sir", the aide says, "but I remember hearing years ago, from Cecil B. DeMille himself, that there are some forms of ugliness that simply cannot be captured on film."
>
> "But why?," screams the director.
>
> "I don't know exactly", says the aide. "Mr. DeMille said it had something to do with the ugliness factor, that a guy can literally be too ugly to play ugly, sort of like when some actors are too old to play old. So we gotta get a less ugly guy and doll him up a bit. This guy you got is the ugliest son of a bitch I've ever seen, but his inward pride in his own ugliness will not allow it to be captured on film and cheaply displayed to others at his expense."
>
> "What about that Ollie guy down in Florida, is he available?"
>
> "Last I heard he's still working. But I want to warn you before you go one step further - the last time you saw Ollie was 7 years ago - he's a lot uglier now. He could be a hassle too. I like Ollie. I'ld love to see him get the work. But we need someone who isn't too ugly - someone who has to play it. We want - an actor!"
>
> "Ok then, get me Harvey Kietel."

My rabbi says "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone". I
think he had my sister Sarah in mind when he said it.

"Judith Latham" wrote in message news:ssjps7$b70$3@dont-email.me...

My rabbi says "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone". I
think he had my sister Sarah in mind when he said it.

At your 495 lbs. one must go very deep to reach your bones. Why don't you
just eat some more and get into a nice round number like 500 lbs.?

On Saturday, January 22, 2022 at 8:28:09 PM UTC-5, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
>
> > I am an ugly old fuck. No camera can capture the hideousness of my countenance.
> Funny. I picture a movie being made about a hideous freak, more outrageous than Quasimodo and The Elephant Man combined - but the camera can't capture it. No matter how good the makeup man is, no matter how hideous YOU are to cast and crew, when the 'dailies' are viewed your ugliness is never properly captured. "What the fuck is going on here?", the director yells. "I've been making movies for 3 decades and never had this kind of trouble before.. What the fuck is the problem?
>
> An aide steps forward, wanting to help the director and at the same time not offend him. You know how directors can be - very arrogant. "Uh, excuse me Sir", the aide says, "but I remember hearing years ago, from Cecil B. DeMille himself, that there are some forms of ugliness that simply cannot be captured on film."
>
> "But why?," screams the director.
>
> "I don't know exactly", says the aide. "Mr. DeMille said it had something to do with the ugliness factor, that a guy can literally be too ugly to play ugly, sort of like when some actors are too old to play old. So we gotta get a less ugly guy and doll him up a bit. This guy you got is the ugliest son of a bitch I've ever seen, but his inward pride in his own ugliness will not allow it to be captured on film and cheaply displayed to others at his expense."
>
> "What about that Ollie guy down in Florida, is he available?"
>
> "Last I heard he's still working. But I want to warn you before you go one step further - the last time you saw Ollie was 7 years ago - he's a lot uglier now. He could be a hassle too. I like Ollie. I'ld love to see him get the work. But we need someone who isn't too ugly - someone who has to play it. We want - an actor!"
>
> "Ok then, get me Harvey Kietel."

Lots of ugly actors. Seems to be the requirement now. Plus so many are old now and the young ones are hideous.

Judith Latham wrote:

> My rabbi says "Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone". I
> think he had my sister Sarah in mind when he said it.

Your Rabbi is a Negro imitating plagiarist. That's their phrase, not his. But he is right. I have long maintained that good looks are a dime a dozen but ugly is rare indeed. I'm talking real ugly. Some people are not good looking and never will be. But they're not ugly in the true sense of the word. You may want nothing to do with them. Their appearance may even sicken you. But at some point with the random flash of a camera even the most ordinary people have moments where they look at least interesting or magnetic in some way. To be truly ugly all the time without a break - man, that's some consistency to be proud of, especially if there's money involved as in ugliest human on earth contests and so forth. When the chips are down the genuinely ugly have to step up. Championship ugly!

> Lots of ugly actors. Seems to be the requirement now. Plus so many are old now and the young ones are hideous.

Not only ugly (including those presented as matinee idols), but without character or personality - and I think I know why. They have no talent. So, to accommodate them everything around them is dumbed down including the dialogue. This allows just about anybody graduating from the many acting schools across the country to find employment. Have you seen the commercial? They all talk in a smug way, no emphasis on any words, very robotic. You are correct, there are a lot of ugly actors. Funnier still, when you're in the checkout aisle take a look at the magazines with the world's most beautiful people and you will find that they are ugly as well. You have to look deep sometimes, but the ugly is there. Angelina Jolie is a perfect example. Jon Voight with a cunt. Ewwwww.