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Subject: Re: Redneck Jokes?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 1 Nov 2023 20:16 UTC

On Wednesday, November 1, 2023 at 12:32:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<11498273-56a8-4ddc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > \which he was , so he ate some, and it gave him Heinz-sight..
> > > > > > > But for me its what’s up front that counts "It's what's up front that
> > > > > > > counts."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > that's Darlene's motto
> > > > > She is also known for padding her part(s)
> > > > and I'm known for paddling her parts.
> > > A striking admission. Mary (Mary is Darlene's cousin , I don't want to mention Darlene too much
> > here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river, and
> > since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place there.
> More of your scull - duggery.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a skull here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 2 Nov 2023 07:31 UTC

On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > that's Darlene's motto
> > > > > > She is also known for padding her part(s)
> > > > > and I'm known for paddling her parts.
> > > > A striking admission. Mary (Mary is Darlene's cousin , I don't want to
> > > > mention Darlene too much
> > > here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river, and
> > > since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place
> > > there.
> > More of your scull - duggery.
> since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a skull
> here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after
> which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.

Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made by
a scientist.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 2 Nov 2023 10:12 UTC

On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 2:31:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<95a50fcd-4b23-45ec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > that's Darlene's motto
> > > > > > > She is also known for padding her part(s)
> > > > > > and I'm known for paddling her parts.
> > > > > A striking admission. Mary (Mary is Darlene's cousin , I don't want to
> > > > > mention Darlene too much
> > > > here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river, and
> > > > since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place
> > > > there.
> > > More of your scull - duggery.
> > since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a skull
> > here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after
> > which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.
> Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made by
> a scientist.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Robin Hood thought he created John Wayne because he made Marion.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 2 Nov 2023 18:35 UTC

On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<26515ec1-fd6b-439e-9780-e4378a4c313en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > \here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river,
> > > > > and
> > > > > since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place
> > > > > there.
> > > > More of your scull - duggery.
> > > since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a skull
> > > here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after
> > > which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.
> > Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made
> > by
> > a scientist. Robin Hood thought he created John Wayne because he made Marion.

While he made the maid///

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 2 Nov 2023 19:15 UTC

On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 1:35:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<26515ec1-fd6b-439e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > \here) and I rented a paddle boat going up and down the Guadalupe river,
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > since we're both into S&M, you can imagine the activity that took place
> > > > > > there.
> > > > > More of your scull - duggery.
> > > > since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a skull
> > > > here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after
> > > > which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.
> > > Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made
> > > by
> > > a scientist. Robin Hood thought he created John Wayne because he made Marion.
>
> While he made the maid///
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A fellow went to a sex therapist because he lost his endurance , and so the therapist says "tell me about your sex life " and the man says "well , I do it with the downstairs maid three times a week " and the sex therapist said "well that's not too often , any more than that?" and he said "yes, I do it with the upstairs maid three times a week "and the therapist told him "well that's six times. That's getting to be a bit much , any more than that?" so he says "yeah
I do it with the cook three times a week "and therapist days "3+3+3 is nine.. I'm sorry, that's getting to be way too much. You've just got to get a hold of yourself "

and he said "I do , three times a week."

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 by: Mike - Thu, 2 Nov 2023 21:14 UTC

On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1c947492-3103-4aef-a866-06d8d6886d1en@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > \More of your scull - duggery.
> > > > > since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a
> > > > > skull
> > > > > here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after
> > > > > which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.
> > > > Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made
> > > > by
> > > > a scientist. Robin Hood thought he created John Wayne because he made
> > > > Marion. While he made the maid///
>
> A fellow went to a sex therapist because he lost his endurance , and so the
> therapist says "tell me about your sex life " and the man says "well , I do
> it with the downstairs maid three times a week " and the sex therapist said
> "well that's not too often , any more than that?" and he said "yes, I do it
> with the upstairs maid three times a week "and the therapist told him "well
> that's six times. That's getting to be a bit much , any more than that?" so
> he says "yeah
> I do it with the cook three times a week "and therapist days "3+3+3 is nine.
> I'm sorry, that's getting to be way too much. You've just got to get a hold
> of yourself "
>
> and he said "I do , three times a week.â€

He needs more variety than par 3 holes.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 2 Nov 2023 23:12 UTC

On Thursday, November 2, 2023 at 4:14:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1c947492-3103-4aef...@googlegroups.com>):
>
> > > > > > > \More of your scull - duggery.
> > > > > > since I am a famous archaeologist, I will admit to having excavated a
> > > > > > skull
> > > > > > here on our place and I made a tour of the country displaying it , after
> > > > > > which I noticed "made in Japan " stamped on it.
> > > > > Reminds me of the blond who that she was a robot because she had been made
> > > > > by
> > > > > a scientist. Robin Hood thought he created John Wayne because he made
> > > > > Marion. While he made the maid///
> >
> > A fellow went to a sex therapist because he lost his endurance , and so the
> > therapist says "tell me about your sex life " and the man says "well , I do
> > it with the downstairs maid three times a week " and the sex therapist said
> > "well that's not too often , any more than that?" and he said "yes, I do it
> > with the upstairs maid three times a week "and the therapist told him "well
> > that's six times. That's getting to be a bit much , any more than that?" so
> > he says "yeah
> > I do it with the cook three times a week "and therapist days "3+3+3 is nine.
> > I'm sorry, that's getting to be way too much. You've just got to get a hold
> > of yourself "
> >
> > and he said "I do , three times a week.â€
>
> He needs more variety than par 3 holes.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A fitting joke for here would be the one where the guy goes to a whorehouse in making love to the woman there and she keeps saying cookie Moto or something like that and then he goes to a golf course and he he gets a hold of one, but it's the wrong hole and then his golf but he says cookie Moto or whatever and I'm getting out it's all written up somewhere else

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 by: Mike - Fri, 3 Nov 2023 09:34 UTC

On Nov 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0c722ef8-1905-4ce4-84e1-bb02dc5386f4n@googlegroups.com>):

> > >
> > > A fellow went to a sex therapist because he lost his endurance , and so the
> > > therapist says "tell me about your sex life " and the man says "well , I do
> > > it with the downstairs maid three times a week " and the sex therapist said
> > > "well that's not too often , any more than that?" and he said "yes, I do it
> > > with the upstairs maid three times a week "and the therapist told him "well
> > > that's six times. That's getting to be a bit much , any more than that?" so
> > > he says "yeah
> > > I do it with the cook three times a week "and therapist days "3+3+3 is
> > > nine.
> > > I'm sorry, that's getting to be way too much. You've just got to get a hold
> > > of yourself "
> > >
> > > and he said "I do , three times a week.â€
> >
> > He needs more variety than par 3 holes.
>
> A fitting joke for here would be the one where the guy goes to a whorehouse
> in making love to the woman there and she keeps saying cookie Moto or
> something like that and then he goes to a golf course and he he gets a hold
> of one, but it's the wrong hole and then his golf but he says cookie Moto or
> whatever and I'm getting out it's all written up somewhere else

We have both used variations on that one before.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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