On Monday, February 3, 1997 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-6, John Williams wrote:
> > >Guy R. "BrickWall" Briggs ----------- net...@mindspring.com
> >
> > ...or if you post asking for that list in the "puns" newsgroup! :-/
> >
> > -Helen
> >
> >
> Really thow, a good lot of red neck jokes are puns or at lest a cupple.
> Mabie one or two. OK OK only one. But it is a pun
eat more pecans.

On Oct 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<07fb1812-8a1c-430e-a813-2b8af58fd96an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > ...or if you post asking for that list in the "puns" newsgroup! :-/
> > >
> > > -Helen
> > Really thow, a good lot of red neck jokes are puns or at lest a cupple.
> > Mabie one or two. OK OK only one. But it is a pun
>
> eat more pecans.

Who are you pecan on now???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, October 1, 2023 at 10:15:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<07fb1812-8a1c-430e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > ...or if you post asking for that list in the "puns" newsgroup! :-/
> > > >
> > > > -Helen
> > > Really thow, a good lot of red neck jokes are puns or at lest a cupple.
> > > Mabie one or two. OK OK only one. But it is a pun
> >
> > eat more pecans.
>
> Who are you pecan on now???
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

well, I'm just like a group of boys walking along as they come to a nudist colony the group tried to force one of them to peek through the fence, but he didn't want to , the group said come on come on then finally the boy did peek through the fence because he was a victim of peer pressure.

On Oct 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<09182d7b-f71e-4a3d-aeab-dc4fb5a802a2n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Really thow, a good lot of red neck jokes are puns or at lest a cupple.
> > > > Mabie one or two. OK OK only one. But it is a pun
> > >
> > > eat more pecans.
> >
> > Who are you pecan on now???
> well, I'm just like a group of boys walking along as they come to a nudist
> colony the group tried to force one of them to peek through the fence, but he
> didn't want to , the group said come on come on then finally the boy did peek
> through the fence because he was a victim of peer pressure.

As I said the last time you said that - “They had to force him????"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, October 1, 2023 at 2:05:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<09182d7b-f71e-4a3d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Really thow, a good lot of red neck jokes are puns or at lest a cupple.
> > > > > Mabie one or two. OK OK only one. But it is a pun
> > > >
> > > > eat more pecans.
> > >
> > > Who are you pecan on now???
> > well, I'm just like a group of boys walking along as they come to a nudist
> > colony the group tried to force one of them to peek through the fence, but he
> > didn't want to , the group said come on come on then finally the boy did peek
> > through the fence because he was a victim of peer pressure.
> As I said the last time you said that - “They had to force him????"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm going to quit . You're making fun of my short term memory loss . it's nothing to joke about. I see having short term memory loss to be no different than having your right arm hacked off. Sure it's inconvenient , but you have to learn to live with it.

Who's our President? Harding?

On Oct 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5eb9c8f4-277b-40ce-8c5d-6bee52cd4d16n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Who are you pecan on now???
> > > well, I'm just like a group of boys walking along as they come to a nudist
> > > colony the group tried to force one of them to peek through the fence, but
> > > he
> > > didn't want to , the group said come on come on then finally the boy did
> > > peek
> > > through the fence because he was a victim of peer pressure.
> > As I said the last time you said that - “They had to force him????"
>
> I'm going to quit . You're making fun of my short term memory loss . it's
> nothing to joke about. I see having short term memory loss to be no different
> than having your right arm hacked off. Sure it's inconvenient , but you have
> to learn to live with it.
>
> Who's our President? Harding?

I am going to try and meet up with eh current one at Fords Theater this
evening.
I undestand there is a rather humorous play “The American Cousin” being
performed.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, October 2, 2023 at 2:58:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5eb9c8f4-277b-40ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Who are you pecan on now???
> > > > well, I'm just like a group of boys walking along as they come to a nudist
> > > > colony the group tried to force one of them to peek through the fence, but
> > > > he
> > > > didn't want to , the group said come on come on then finally the boy did
> > > > peek
> > > > through the fence because he was a victim of peer pressure.
> > > As I said the last time you said that - “They had to force him????"
> >
> > I'm going to quit . You're making fun of my short term memory loss . it's
> > nothing to joke about. I see having short term memory loss to be no different
> > than having your right arm hacked off. Sure it's inconvenient , but you have
> > to learn to live with it.
> >
> > Who's our President? Harding?
> I am going to try and meet up with eh current one at Fords Theater this
> evening.
> I undestand there is a rather humorous play “The American Cousin” being
> performed.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

well buddy, you want irreverent stuff here I can do the same :
after the horrible act the press went to Mary Todd Lincoln and asked her "aside from all that Mrs. Lincoln how did you enjoy the play ?" and I mean, it's isomorphic to the poor Kennedys after the motorcade through Dallas, she had blood splattered all over her self, and some reporter went up to her and asked "aside from all that Mrs. Kennedy how did you enjoy the motorcade? "

And the really big question is "who killed the Kennedys?" when after all it was you and me.

you do know that the Dallas County coroner wanted to perform in autopsy on Kennedy's body before it left Dallas and the Secret Service objected by putting him up against the wall with a gun to his head.

On Oct 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<22b16f9f-f6cd-4cff-9cb7-3eba844c5899n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > As I said the last time you said that - “They had to force him????"
> > >
> > > I'm going to quit . You're making fun of my short term memory loss . it's
> > > nothing to joke about. I see having short term memory loss to be no
> > > different
> > > than having your right arm hacked off. Sure it's inconvenient , but you
> > > have
> > > to learn to live with it.
> > >
> > > Who's our President? Harding?
> > I am going to try and meet up with eh current one at Fords Theater this
> > evening.
> > I undestand there is a rather humorous play “The American Cousin” being
> > performed.
> well buddy, you want irreverent stuff here I can do the same :
> after the horrible act the press went to Mary Todd Lincoln and asked her
> "aside from all that Mrs. Lincoln how did you enjoy the play ?" and I mean,
> it's isomorphic to the poor Kennedys after the motorcade through Dallas, she
> had blood splattered all over her self, and some reporter went up to her and
> asked "aside from all that Mrs. Kennedy how did you enjoy the motorcade? "
>
> And the really big question is "who killed the Kennedys?" when after all it
> was you and me.
>
> you do know that the Dallas County coroner wanted to perform in autopsy on
> Kennedy's body before it left Dallas and the Secret Service objected by
> putting him up against the wall with a gun to his head.

A lot of conspiracy theories could have been prevented if he had been allowed
to do so.
The gun to his head part I had not heard about.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, October 2, 2023 at 10:23:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<22b16f9f-f6cd-4cff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > As I said the last time you said that - “They had to force him????"
> > > >
> > > > I'm going to quit . You're making fun of my short term memory loss .. it's
> > > > nothing to joke about. I see having short term memory loss to be no
> > > > different
> > > > than having your right arm hacked off. Sure it's inconvenient , but you
> > > > have
> > > > to learn to live with it.
> > > >
> > > > Who's our President? Harding?
> > > I am going to try and meet up with eh current one at Fords Theater this
> > > evening.
> > > I undestand there is a rather humorous play “The American Cousin” being
> > > performed.
> > well buddy, you want irreverent stuff here I can do the same :
> > after the horrible act the press went to Mary Todd Lincoln and asked her
> > "aside from all that Mrs. Lincoln how did you enjoy the play ?" and I mean,
> > it's isomorphic to the poor Kennedys after the motorcade through Dallas, she
> > had blood splattered all over her self, and some reporter went up to her and
> > asked "aside from all that Mrs. Kennedy how did you enjoy the motorcade? "
> >
> > And the really big question is "who killed the Kennedys?" when after all it
> > was you and me.
> >
> > you do know that the Dallas County coroner wanted to perform in autopsy on
> > Kennedy's body before it left Dallas and the Secret Service objected by
> > putting him up against the wall with a gun to his head.
> A lot of conspiracy theories could have been prevented if he had been allowed
> to do so.
> The gun to his head part I had not heard about.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

From Wiki: At the time of Kennedy's assassination, the murder of a president was not under federal jurisdiction.[131] Accordingly, Dallas County medical examiner Earl Rose insisted that Texas law required him to perform an autopsy.[132][133] A heated exchange between Kennedy's aides and Dallas officials nearly erupted into a fistfight before the Texans yielded and allowed Kennedy's body to be transported to Air Force One.[132][133][134] At 2:38 p.m., with Jacqueline Kennedy at his side, Johnson was administered the oath of office by federal judge Sarah Tilghman Hughes aboard Air Force One shortly before departing for Washington with Kennedy's coffin.[135]

OK , the deal is that Wiki will change . When I read this several years ago it said the Secret Service held the medical examiner against a wall at gunpoint . Maybe someone didn't like that description and changed it to this one, I don't know.

On Monday, October 2, 2023 at 11:42:26 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Monday, October 2, 2023 at 10:23:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Oct 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<22b16f9f-f6cd-4cff...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > As I said the last time you said that - “They had to force him????"
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm going to quit . You're making fun of my short term memory loss . it's
> > > > > nothing to joke about. I see having short term memory loss to be no
> > > > > different
> > > > > than having your right arm hacked off. Sure it's inconvenient , but you
> > > > > have
> > > > > to learn to live with it.
> > > > >
> > > > > Who's our President? Harding?
> > > > I am going to try and meet up with eh current one at Fords Theater this
> > > > evening.
> > > > I undestand there is a rather humorous play “The American Cousin” being
> > > > performed.
> > > well buddy, you want irreverent stuff here I can do the same :
> > > after the horrible act the press went to Mary Todd Lincoln and asked her
> > > "aside from all that Mrs. Lincoln how did you enjoy the play ?" and I mean,
> > > it's isomorphic to the poor Kennedys after the motorcade through Dallas, she
> > > had blood splattered all over her self, and some reporter went up to her and
> > > asked "aside from all that Mrs. Kennedy how did you enjoy the motorcade? "
> > >
> > > And the really big question is "who killed the Kennedys?" when after all it
> > > was you and me.
> > >
> > > you do know that the Dallas County coroner wanted to perform in autopsy on
> > > Kennedy's body before it left Dallas and the Secret Service objected by
> > > putting him up against the wall with a gun to his head.
> > A lot of conspiracy theories could have been prevented if he had been allowed
> > to do so.
> > The gun to his head part I had not heard about.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> From Wiki: At the time of Kennedy's assassination, the murder of a president was not under federal jurisdiction.[131] Accordingly, Dallas County medical examiner Earl Rose insisted that Texas law required him to perform an autopsy.[132][133] A heated exchange between Kennedy's aides and Dallas officials nearly erupted into a fistfight before the Texans yielded and allowed Kennedy's body to be transported to Air Force One.[132][133][134] At 2:38 p.m., with Jacqueline Kennedy at his side, Johnson was administered the oath of office by federal judge Sarah Tilghman Hughes aboard Air Force One shortly before departing for Washington with Kennedy's coffin.[135]
>
> OK , the deal is that Wiki will change . When I read this several years ago it said the Secret Service held the medical examiner against a wall at gunpoint . Maybe someone didn't like that description and changed it to this one, I don't know.

More on this:

there's more to tell about the Kennedy assassination you see my ex-wife booked us into this hotel in dallas. don't know its name but it's like across the North-South St. from Dealy plaza and it's about maybe five blocks south , kind of an old rundown hotel and I take the dog out to take a crap look up and there' dealy plaza. I didn't even know that's where we were ,just shows you how cognizant I am of everything and then so anyway got the dog back in, am riding the elevator up in the hotel, and there's all these conspiracy signs around for a meeting for the conspiracy group and then there's a guy in the elevator and I just merely asked him "what're all the signs , what's going on ?and he says real smart ass "oh you didn't hear ,someone shot the guy "and then I got him back , I said "someone shot him? I thought he was still in office"ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha see what this shows you is the world is nothing but smart ass answers anymore, and the best solution is to move to a cave in Utah.

On Oct 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<54d15d8f-fa1a-43ea-a1e4-6f4f5807b45fn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Who's our President? Harding?
> > > > I am going to try and meet up with eh current one at Fords Theater this
> > > > evening.
> > > > I undestand there is a rather humorous play “The American Cousin”
> > > > being
> > > > performed.
> > > well buddy, you want irreverent stuff here I can do the same :
> > > after the horrible act the press went to Mary Todd Lincoln and asked her
> > > "aside from all that Mrs. Lincoln how did you enjoy the play ?" and I mean,
> > > it's isomorphic to the poor Kennedys after the motorcade through Dallas,
> > > she
> > > had blood splattered all over her self, and some reporter went up to her
> > > and
> > > asked "aside from all that Mrs. Kennedy how did you enjoy the motorcade? "
> > >
> > > And the really big question is "who killed the Kennedys?" when after all it
> > > was you and me.
> > >
> > > you do know that the Dallas County coroner wanted to perform in autopsy on
> > > Kennedy's body before it left Dallas and the Secret Service objected by
> > > putting him up against the wall with a gun to his head.
> > A lot of conspiracy theories could have been prevented if he had been
> > allowed
> > to do so.
> > The gun to his head part I had not heard about.
> From Wiki: At the time of Kennedy's assassination, the murder of a president
> was not under federal jurisdiction.[131] Accordingly, Dallas County medical
> examiner Earl Rose insisted that Texas law required him to perform an
> autopsy.[132][133] A heated exchange between Kennedy's aides and Dallas
> officials nearly erupted into a fistfight before the Texans yielded and
> allowed Kennedy's body to be transported to Air Force One.[132][133][134] At
> 2:38p.m., with Jacqueline Kennedy at his side, Johnson was administered the
> oath of office by federal judge Sarah Tilghman Hughes aboard Air Force One
> shortly before departing for Washington with Kennedy's coffin.[135]
>
> OK , the deal is that Wiki will change . When I read this several years ago
> it said the Secret Service held the medical examiner against a wall at
> gunpoint . Maybe someone didn't like that description and changed it to this
> one, I don't know.

Political Correctness strikes again

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, October 2, 2023 at 1:44:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<54d15d8f-fa1a-43ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Who's our President? Harding?
> > > > > I am going to try and meet up with eh current one at Fords Theater this
> > > > > evening.
> > > > > I undestand there is a rather humorous play “The American Cousin”
> > > > > being
> > > > > performed.
> > > > well buddy, you want irreverent stuff here I can do the same :
> > > > after the horrible act the press went to Mary Todd Lincoln and asked her
> > > > "aside from all that Mrs. Lincoln how did you enjoy the play ?" and I mean,
> > > > it's isomorphic to the poor Kennedys after the motorcade through Dallas,
> > > > she
> > > > had blood splattered all over her self, and some reporter went up to her
> > > > and
> > > > asked "aside from all that Mrs. Kennedy how did you enjoy the motorcade? "
> > > >
> > > > And the really big question is "who killed the Kennedys?" when after all it
> > > > was you and me.
> > > >
> > > > you do know that the Dallas County coroner wanted to perform in autopsy on
> > > > Kennedy's body before it left Dallas and the Secret Service objected by
> > > > putting him up against the wall with a gun to his head.
> > > A lot of conspiracy theories could have been prevented if he had been
> > > allowed
> > > to do so.
> > > The gun to his head part I had not heard about.
> > From Wiki: At the time of Kennedy's assassination, the murder of a president
> > was not under federal jurisdiction.[131] Accordingly, Dallas County medical
> > examiner Earl Rose insisted that Texas law required him to perform an
> > autopsy.[132][133] A heated exchange between Kennedy's aides and Dallas
> > officials nearly erupted into a fistfight before the Texans yielded and
> > allowed Kennedy's body to be transported to Air Force One.[132][133][134] At
> > 2:38p.m., with Jacqueline Kennedy at his side, Johnson was administered the
> > oath of office by federal judge Sarah Tilghman Hughes aboard Air Force One
> > shortly before departing for Washington with Kennedy's coffin.[135]
> >
> > OK , the deal is that Wiki will change . When I read this several years ago
> > it said the Secret Service held the medical examiner against a wall at
> > gunpoint . Maybe someone didn't like that description and changed it to this
> > one, I don't know.
> Political Correctness strikes again
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Political correctness sounds like an oxymoron.

Isn't another name for oxymoron a blue baby?

On Oct 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e4dfcac1-9f32-4012-abef-b24035f5fe37n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > putting him up against the wall with a gun to his head.
> > > > A lot of conspiracy theories could have been prevented if he had been
> > > > allowed
> > > > to do so.
> > > > The gun to his head part I had not heard about.
> > > From Wiki: At the time of Kennedy's assassination, the murder of a
> > > president
> > > was not under federal jurisdiction.[131] Accordingly, Dallas County medical
> > > examiner Earl Rose insisted that Texas law required him to perform an
> > > autopsy.[132][133] A heated exchange between Kennedy's aides and Dallas
> > > officials nearly erupted into a fistfight before the Texans yielded and
> > > allowed Kennedy's body to be transported to Air Force One.[132][133][134]
> > > At
> > > 2:38p.m., with Jacqueline Kennedy at his side, Johnson was administered the
> > > oath of office by federal judge Sarah Tilghman Hughes aboard Air Force One
> > > shortly before departing for Washington with Kennedy's coffin.[135]
> > >
> > > OK , the deal is that Wiki will change . When I read this several years ago
> > > it said the Secret Service held the medical examiner against a wall at
> > > gunpoint . Maybe someone didn't like that description and changed it to
> > > this
> > > one, I don't know.
> > Political Correctness strikes again Political correctness sounds like an oxymoron.
> Isn't another name for oxymoron a blue baby?

Now you are just being childish....
But then I should not chide you on that as being able to be chidlish is a
perk of old age.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, October 3, 2023 at 3:35:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e4dfcac1-9f32-4012...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > putting him up against the wall with a gun to his head.
> > > > > A lot of conspiracy theories could have been prevented if he had been
> > > > > allowed
> > > > > to do so.
> > > > > The gun to his head part I had not heard about.
> > > > From Wiki: At the time of Kennedy's assassination, the murder of a
> > > > president
> > > > was not under federal jurisdiction.[131] Accordingly, Dallas County medical
> > > > examiner Earl Rose insisted that Texas law required him to perform an
> > > > autopsy.[132][133] A heated exchange between Kennedy's aides and Dallas
> > > > officials nearly erupted into a fistfight before the Texans yielded and
> > > > allowed Kennedy's body to be transported to Air Force One.[132][133][134]
> > > > At
> > > > 2:38p.m., with Jacqueline Kennedy at his side, Johnson was administered the
> > > > oath of office by federal judge Sarah Tilghman Hughes aboard Air Force One
> > > > shortly before departing for Washington with Kennedy's coffin.[135]
> > > >
> > > > OK , the deal is that Wiki will change . When I read this several years ago
> > > > it said the Secret Service held the medical examiner against a wall at
> > > > gunpoint . Maybe someone didn't like that description and changed it to
> > > > this
> > > > one, I don't know.
> > > Political Correctness strikes again Political correctness sounds like an oxymoron.
> > Isn't another name for oxymoron a blue baby?
> Now you are just being childish....
> But then I should not chide you on that as being able to be chidlish is a
> perk of old age.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yeah, in my old age, I do drink too much coffee.

On Oct 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3811f787-8c98-4299-830a-9f74b6e97231n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > OK , the deal is that Wiki will change . When I read this several years
> > > > > ago
> > > > > it said the Secret Service held the medical examiner against a wall at
> > > > > gunpoint . Maybe someone didn't like that description and changed it to
> > > > > this
> > > > > one, I don't know.
> > > > Political Correctness strikes again Political correctness sounds like an
> > > > oxymoron.
> > > Isn't another name for oxymoron a blue baby?
> > Now you are just being childish....
> > But then I should not chide you on that as being able to be chidlish is a
> > perk of old age.
> yeah, in my old age, I do drink too much coffee.

There is never too much coffee --- or beer

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, October 3, 2023 at 12:11:32 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3811f787-8c98-4299...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > OK , the deal is that Wiki will change . When I read this several years
> > > > > > ago
> > > > > > it said the Secret Service held the medical examiner against a wall at
> > > > > > gunpoint . Maybe someone didn't like that description and changed it to
> > > > > > this
> > > > > > one, I don't know.
> > > > > Political Correctness strikes again Political correctness sounds like an
> > > > > oxymoron.
> > > > Isn't another name for oxymoron a blue baby?
> > > Now you are just being childish....
> > > But then I should not chide you on that as being able to be chidlish is a
> > > perk of old age.
> > yeah, in my old age, I do drink too much coffee.
> There is never too much coffee --- or beer
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

judging by the area around your middle there, yes there can be.

On Oct 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d93e1e90-6481-47c5-9e63-4367485e519dn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Political Correctness strikes again Political correctness sounds like an
> > > > > > oxymoron.
> > > > > Isn't another name for oxymoron a blue baby?
> > > > Now you are just being childish....
> > > > But then I should not chide you on that as being able to be chidlish is a
> > > > perk of old age.
> > > yeah, in my old age, I do drink too much coffee.
> > There is never too much coffee --- or beer judging by the area around your middle there, yes there can be.

I reject your attempt to have fun at my expanse.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, October 4, 2023 at 1:57:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d93e1e90-6481-47c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Political Correctness strikes again Political correctness sounds like an
> > > > > > > oxymoron.
> > > > > > Isn't another name for oxymoron a blue baby?
> > > > > Now you are just being childish....
> > > > > But then I should not chide you on that as being able to be chidlish is a
> > > > > perk of old age.
> > > > yeah, in my old age, I do drink too much coffee.
> > > There is never too much coffee --- or beer judging by the area around your middle there, yes there can be.
>
> I reject your attempt to have fun at my expanse.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You must be talking about the expanse of your middle, not your intellect.

On Oct 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a0f38cbf-e7bd-48e7-82cd-0402304475c2n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > yeah, in my old age, I do drink too much coffee.
> > > > There is never too much coffee --- or beer judging by the area around
> > > > your middle there, yes there can be.
> >
> > I reject your attempt to have fun at my expanse.
> You must be talking about the expanse of your middle, not your intellect.

I have a weakness for the expensive spread.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, October 5, 2023 at 1:05:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a0f38cbf-e7bd-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > yeah, in my old age, I do drink too much coffee.
> > > > > There is never too much coffee --- or beer judging by the area around
> > > > > your middle there, yes there can be.
> > >
> > > I reject your attempt to have fun at my expanse.
> > You must be talking about the expanse of your middle, not your intellect.
> I have a weakness for the expensive spread.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I too have a weakness for the expensive spread; Darlene has started charging $1000 an hour.

On Oct 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2b3f03e8-a639-43ae-a5db-5ffa65fbdfcen@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > I reject your attempt to have fun at my expanse.
> > > You must be talking about the expanse of your middle, not your intellect.
> > I have a weakness for the expensive spread. I too have a weakness for the expensive spread; Darlene has started charging
> $1000 an hour.

That is a shock....

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, October 5, 2023 at 8:21:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2b3f03e8-a639-43ae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > I reject your attempt to have fun at my expanse.
> > > > You must be talking about the expanse of your middle, not your intellect.
> > > I have a weakness for the expensive spread. I too have a weakness for the expensive spread; Darlene has started charging
> > $1000 an hour.
>
> That is a shock....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She got a real shock. I told her here , we're finished working cattle . How would you like for us to try out this cattle prod?

On Oct 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9d87c5d1-0055-434d-b6d8-dd800b59faffn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I reject your attempt to have fun at my expanse.
> > > > > You must be talking about the expanse of your middle, not your intellect.
> > > > I have a weakness for the expensive spread. I too have a weakness for the
> > > > expensive spread; Darlene has started charging
> > > $1000 an hour.
> >
> > That is a shock.... She got a real shock. I told her here , we're finished working cattle . How
> would you like for us to try out this cattle prod?

I can see what it would not spark any interest in her.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, October 5, 2023 at 2:31:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9d87c5d1-0055-434d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I reject your attempt to have fun at my expanse.
> > > > > > You must be talking about the expanse of your middle, not your intellect.
> > > > > I have a weakness for the expensive spread. I too have a weakness for the
> > > > > expensive spread; Darlene has started charging
> > > > $1000 an hour.
> > >
> > > That is a shock.... She got a real shock. I told her here , we're finished working cattle . How
> > would you like for us to try out this cattle prod?
> I can see what it would not spark any interest in her.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Us S&M connoisseurs know that a cattle prod would be overdoing it . When you're into S&M you have to take the middle ground , that is , the stimulus cannot be too weak and it cannot be too strong. It's like Goldilock's pudding , it has to be just right.

On Oct 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<804c5300-1733-4873-b764-82509089ca4bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > expensive spread; Darlene has started charging
> > > > > $1000 an hour.
> > > >
> > > > That is a shock.... She got a real shock. I told her here , we're
> > > > finished working cattle . How
> > > would you like for us to try out this cattle prod?
> > I can see what it would not spark any interest in her.
>
> Us S&M connoisseurs know that a cattle prod would be overdoing it . When
> you're into S&M you have to take the middle ground , that is , the stimulus
> cannot be too weak and it cannot be too strong. It's like Goldilock's pudding
> , it has to be just right.

So you are a taser teaser

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx