On Oct 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<313015a9-0f3b-4406-80fc-aeb00ceb7790n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Did she grade them on their performance???
> > > yeah, she did grade them. one of them sang Eleanor Rigby, the other one
> > > danced the cha-cha , and the third one performed a scene from "The secret
> > > afternoons of Pamela Mann " the last guy won.
> > And not arrest for violation of the Mann act???
>
> Talking about the Mann Act, here's one I'm sure you've never heard. There was
> this research scientist who found a chemical in the blood of seagulls which
> would make porpoises live forever . One morning when he went to his
> laboratory clutching a bunch of seagulls there was a lion lying in the
> doorway, not letting him in. However, he needed to get inside so he gingerly
> stepped over the lion and was successful, so the moral of all this is that
> you can have a scientist who transports gulls across a staid lion for
> immortal porpoises.

You loose -- let Darlene come over and “pay” your loss in trade for you

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e1e8f1fb-472a-4251-b588-31f974dc2dc3n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > Talking about the Mann Act, here's one I'm sure you've never heard. There
> > > was
> > > this research scientist who found a chemical in the blood of seagulls which
> > > would make porpoises live forever . One morning when he went to his
> > > laboratory clutching a bunch of seagulls there was a lion lying in the
> > > doorway, not letting him in. However, he needed to get inside so he
> > > gingerly
> > > stepped over the lion and was successful, so the moral of all this is that
> > > you can have a scientist who transports gulls across a staid lion for
> > > immortal porpoises.
> > You loose -- let Darlene come over and “pay” your loss in trade for you
> You'd actually have sex with Darlene? Don't you know she has aids, herpes,
> syphilis, gonorrhea, and that's just on Tuesdays.

We had Typhoid Mary n ow its Diphtheria Darlene

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8abde84b-7577-47d8-aeac-9e6b85feedean@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > You loose -- let Darlene come over and “pay” your loss in trade for
> > > > you
> > > You'd actually have sex with Darlene? Don't you know she has aids, herpes,
> > > syphilis, gonorrhea, and that's just on Tuesdays.
> > We had Typhoid Mary n ow its Diphtheria Darlene
> Darlene grew to hate me so she deliberately contracted all those diseases
> just to punish men.

AIDS with population control efforts.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<02119cfe-7d5b-4116-a52d-cca8fbbeb343n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > You'd actually have sex with Darlene? Don't you know she has aids,
> > > > > herpes,
> > > > > syphilis, gonorrhea, and that's just on Tuesdays.
> > > > We had Typhoid Mary n ow its Diphtheria Darlene
> > > Darlene grew to hate me so she deliberately contracted all those diseases
> > > just to punish men.
> > AIDS with population control efforts.
> ok i'm
> suppose I'm on trial for murder is it a valid defense to to tell the judge I
> was just trying to help with the overpopulation problem?

Dahmer’s defense that he had a eating disorder did not work so I doubt
yours will work either.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<60f060f9-4923-43d4-b670-d01082869a93n@googlegroups.com>):
Darlene grew to hate me so she deliberately contracted all those diseases
> > > > > just to punish men.
> > > > AIDS with population control efforts.
> > > ok i'm
> > > suppose I'm on trial for murder is it a valid defense to to tell the judge
> > > I
> > > was just trying to help with the overpopulation problem?
> > Dahmer’s defense that he had a eating disorder did not work so I doubt
> > yours will work either.
>
> What I really like about Dahmer's MO was his innovation. He used an electric
> drill to perform primitive lobotomies on his capturees to keep them calmed
> down.

Crude but effective.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7f130504-1e7e-4d14-894a-5428cc4c355en@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Dahmer’s defense that he had a eating disorder did not work so I doubt
> > > > yours will work either.
> > >
> > > What I really like about Dahmer's MO was his innovation. He used an
> > > electric
> > > drill to perform primitive lobotomies on his capturees to keep them calmed
> > > down.
> > Crude but effective.
>
> he boiled some of his victims in crude oil, but that's another story
>
> just like Mad magazine had Captain Klutz climbing from the first to the
> second floor of a building , he said "I need to go one floor up, but that's
> another story.”

But taking the elevator would have been an uplifting experience for him.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a0d8dadb-f917-4351-8d2f-6d7669831777n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > What I really like about Dahmer's MO was his innovation. He used an
> > > > > electric
> > > > > drill to perform primitive lobotomies on his capturees to keep them
> > > > > calmed
> > > > > down.
> > > > Crude but effective.
> > >
> > > he boiled some of his victims in crude oil, but that's another story
> > >
> > > just like Mad magazine had Captain Klutz climbing from the first to the
> > > second floor of a building , he said "I need to go one floor up, but that's
> > > another story.”
> >
> > But taking the elevator would have been an uplifting experience for him.
> I told Darlene "God, you have ugly sagging tits. Why don't you go in for an
> uplifting experience?”

Tha has bra - d implications

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7eb8034f-fa1c-4e38-afb6-10611c0b77f3n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Crude but effective. he boiled some of his victims in crude oil, but that's another story
> > > > >
> > > > > just like Mad magazine had Captain Klutz climbing from the first to the
> > > > > second floor of a building , he said "I need to go one floor up, but
> > > > > that's
> > > > > another story.” But taking the elevator would have been an uplifting experience for him.
> > > I told Darlene "God, you have ugly sagging tits. Why don't you go in for an
> > > uplifting experience?” Tha has bra - d implications
>
> Size D? That doesn't touch it with Darlene. that big titted gal is a size K.

Sounds like she is padding her ------ resume

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4a2fef59-3c8d-4137-9912-8c0dbd87133fn@googlegroups.com>):
just like Mad magazine had Captain Klutz climbing from the first to the
> > > > > > > second floor of a building , he said "I need to go one floor up, but
> > > > > > > that's
> > > > > > > another story.” But taking the elevator would have been an uplifting
> > > > > > > experience for him.
> > > > > I told Darlene "God, you have ugly sagging tits. Why don't you go in for
> > > > > an
> > > > > uplifting experience?” Tha has bra - d implications Size D? That doesn't touch it with Darlene. that big titted gal is a size
> > > K.
> > Sounds like she is padding her ------ resume Darlene updated her résumé and went to the Victoria house of ill repute.
> She claimed she had sex with lifetime total of 5008 men when it was really
> just 4678, she claimed she had sex with 2855 women when it was only 2733 .

You can’t count on her ability to count.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b1390768-9544-4455-ac82-c688020fe627n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > I told Darlene "God, you have ugly sagging tits. Why don't you go in
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > uplifting experience?” Tha has bra - d implications Size D? That
> > > > > > > doesn't touch it with Darlene. that big titted gal is a size
> > > > > K.
> > > > Sounds like she is padding her ------ resume Darlene updated her résumé
> > > > and went to the Victoria house of ill repute.
> > > She claimed she had sex with lifetime total of 5008 men when it was really
> > > just 4678, she claimed she had sex with 2855 women when it was only 2733 .
> > You can’t count on her ability to count. she also likes to do royalty; she's done 2864 counts

Do they duke it our for her “favors"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fdd49d30-8d41-4675-bfdd-1d66ed5967bbn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > K.
> > > > > > Sounds like she is padding her ------ resume Darlene updated her
> > > > > > résumé
> > > > > > and went to the Victoria house of ill repute.
> > > > > She claimed she had sex with lifetime total of 5008 men when it was
> > > > > really
> > > > > just 4678, she claimed she had sex with 2855 women when it was only 2733
> > > > > .
> > > > You can’t count on her ability to count. she also likes to do royalty;
> > > > she's done 2864 counts Do they duke it our for her “favors" yes, she has parties that she invites Dukes over, and she gives them little
> like toys and trinkets and whistles, and and so forth, which are her party
> favors

Was her generosity baron any real advantage to her or did they just take and
not give???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f67bb5d8-ddc7-4c5e-8bf0-ad57fb9f042cn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > You can’t count on her ability to count. she also likes to do royalty;
> > > > > > she's done 2864 counts Do they duke it our for her “favors" yes, she
> > > > > > has parties that she invites Dukes over, and she gives them little
> > > like toys and trinkets and whistles, and and so forth, which are her party
> > > favors
> > Was her generosity baron any real advantage to her or did they just take and
> > not give???
>
> she had a generosity barron and generosity duke and a generosity earl.

And did you peer into her bedroom???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<50400d50-e368-4d31-832b-a511081c421an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > like toys and trinkets and whistles, and and so forth, which are her
> > > > > party
> > > > > favors
> > > > Was her generosity baron any real advantage to her or did they just take
> > > > and
> > > > not give???
> > >
> > > she had a generosity barron and generosity duke and a generosity earl.
> > And did you peer into her bedroom???
> yes, just like that little boy that peaked into the nudist colony, and you
> said they had to force him?

Was the Force with you???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<48ccef8c-f371-41b2-8dc4-17a89c786e40n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Was her generosity baron any real advantage to her or did they just take
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > not give???
> > > > >
> > > > > she had a generosity barron and generosity duke and a generosity earl.
> > > > And did you peer into her bedroom???
> > > yes, just like that little boy that peaked into the nudist colony, and you
> > > said they had to force him?
> > Was the Force with you???
> yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.

Saves you from suffering any high anxiety

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<87f4b211-8198-4abc-a6b2-b8a24b0d62dbn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > she had a generosity barron and generosity duke and a generosity earl.
> > > > > > And did you peer into her bedroom???
> > > > > yes, just like that little boy that peaked into the nudist colony, and
> > > > > you
> > > > > said they had to force him?
> > > > Was the Force with you???
> > > yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
> > Saves you from suffering any high anxiety I was riding a horse out here on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured
> a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.

Well, life stinks and some people just have to make it worse.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1e81f549-c102-4b4e-8ba3-392e124a26e6n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > And did you peer into her bedroom???
> > > > > > > yes, just like that little boy that peaked into the nudist colony, and
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > said they had to force him?
> > > > > > Was the Force with you???
> > > > > yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
> > > > Saves you from suffering any high anxiety I was riding a horse out here
> > > > on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured
> > > a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.
> > Well, life stinks and some people just have to make it worse. yes, I was once in a cattle rendering plant which is god-awful stinky enough
> and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just
> making it worse

Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the
cattle.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, October 23, 2023 at 2:33:50 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1e81f549-c102-4b4e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > And did you peer into her bedroom???
> > > > > > > > yes, just like that little boy that peaked into the nudist colony, and
> > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > said they had to force him?
> > > > > > > Was the Force with you???
> > > > > > yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
> > > > > Saves you from suffering any high anxiety I was riding a horse out here
> > > > > on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured
> > > > a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.
> > > Well, life stinks and some people just have to make it worse. yes, I was once in a cattle rendering plant which is god-awful stinky enough
> > and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just
> > making it worse
> Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the
> cattle.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had a diehard vegetarian come out here to the ranch and being a cattle man, I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate, which is a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on and on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally died and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.

On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c697b30b-d78f-4956-9cf9-5bb27154af4fn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > Was the Force with you???
> > > > > > > yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
> > > > > > Saves you from suffering any high anxiety I was riding a horse out here
> > > > > > on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured
> > > > > a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.
> > > > Well, life stinks and some people just have to make it worse. yes, I was
> > > > once in a cattle rendering plant which is god-awful stinky enough
> > > and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just
> > > making it worse
> > Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the
> > cattle.
>
> I had a diehard vegetarian come out here to the ranch and being a cattle man,
> I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate, which is
> a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on and
> on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally died
> and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.

You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 5:04:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c697b30b-d78f-4956...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Was the Force with you???
> > > > > > > > yes, I had a copy of Spaceballs with me.
> > > > > > > Saves you from suffering any high anxiety I was riding a horse out here
> > > > > > > on the ranch and a terrorist came up and poured
> > > > > > a gallon of gasoline underneath me and lit it. I had a Blazing Saddle.
> > > > > Well, life stinks and some people just have to make it worse. yes, I was
> > > > > once in a cattle rendering plant which is god-awful stinky enough
> > > > and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just
> > > > making it worse
> > > Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the
> > > cattle.
> >
> > I had a diehard vegetarian come out here to the ranch and being a cattle man,
> > I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate, which is
> > a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on and
> > on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally died
> > and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.
> You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
> That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just get the endangered species act rescinded.

On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c3f07841-bb5a-4239-a498-d7bc6f79e719n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just
> > > > > making it worse
> > > > Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the
> > > > cattle. I had a diehard vegetarian come out here to the ranch and being a cattle
> > > man,
> > > I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate, which
> > > is
> > > a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on
> > > and
> > > on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally
> > > died
> > > and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.
> > You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
> > That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
> that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just get
> the endangered species act rescinded.

What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother
waiting???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 10:38:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c3f07841-bb5a-4239...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > and then one of my admirers came up and smashed cow crap in my face just
> > > > > > making it worse
> > > > > Actually that was a die hard vegetarian protesting the slaughter of the
> > > > > cattle. I had a diehard vegetarian come out here to the ranch and being a cattle
> > > > man,
> > > > I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate, which
> > > > is
> > > > a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on
> > > > and
> > > > on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally
> > > > died
> > > > and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.
> > > You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
> > > That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
> > that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just get
> > the endangered species act rescinded.
> What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother
> waiting???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Ma

A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act up in jail, they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you need to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair.

On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<877c09d9-666b-44eb-ba65-327859fb89cdn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > man,
> > > > > I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate,
> > > > > which
> > > > > is
> > > > > a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on
> > > > > and
> > > > > on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally
> > > > > died
> > > > > and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.
> > > > You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
> > > > That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
> > > that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just
> > > get
> > > the endangered species act rescinded.
> > What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother
> > waiting??? A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act up in jail,
> they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you need
> to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair.

Did they make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 4:44:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<877c09d9-666b-44eb...@googlegroups.com>):
>
> > > > > > man,
> > > > > > I just hate vegetarians so I decided to kill him. I fed him Marlate,
> > > > > > which
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > a cattle insect killer, and I found some plutonium, but he kept living on
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > on, finally I mixed some AIDS virus stuff into his food, and he finally
> > > > > > died
> > > > > > and so he was really a diehard vegetarian.
> > > > > You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
> > > > > That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
> > > > that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just
> > > > get
> > > > the endangered species act rescinded.
> > > What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother
> > > waiting??? A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act up in jail,
> > they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you need
> > to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair.
>
> Did they make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting in it and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight

On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7087f376-1b21-43cb-aeb9-4ede5508cce9n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
> > > > > > That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
> > > > > that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just
> > > > > get
> > > > > the endangered species act rescinded.
> > > > What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother
> > > > waiting??? A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act
> > > > up in jail,
> > > they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you
> > > need
> > > to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair. Did they make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???
> no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting in it
> and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight

But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not supposed to
be an enjoyable experience.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 9:02:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7087f376-1b21-43cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > You should have planted some endangered species on top of his/her grave.
> > > > > > > That way no one could legally dig there looking for the body.
> > > > > > that wouldn't deter the law-enforcement we have around here ; they'd just
> > > > > > get
> > > > > > the endangered species act rescinded.
> > > > > What with their good old boy network in play, why would they bother
> > > > > waiting??? A homeless person told me that he was locked up so if you act
> > > > > up in jail,
> > > > they have a big chair that they strap you into for hours on end. If you
> > > > need
> > > > to go to the bathroom, you're forced to do it on the chair. Did they make you clean it before taking your your turn in it???
> > no, like I said, they make you go to the bathroom right there sitting in it
> > and I wasn't able to turn in the chair because I was strapped in tight
> But you were enjoying it so much they released you as it was not supposed to
> be an enjoyable experience.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

HOW DARE YOU BRING UP MY KINKY SEX LIFE!!!!!