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Subject: Re: Redneck Jokes?
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 6 Oct 2023 12:59 UTC

On Friday, October 6, 2023 at 5:35:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<804c5300-1733-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > expensive spread; Darlene has started charging
> > > > > > $1000 an hour.
> > > > >
> > > > > That is a shock.... She got a real shock. I told her here , we're
> > > > > finished working cattle . How
> > > > would you like for us to try out this cattle prod?
> > > I can see what it would not spark any interest in her.
> >
> > Us S&M connoisseurs know that a cattle prod would be overdoing it . When
> > you're into S&M you have to take the middle ground , that is , the stimulus
> > cannot be too weak and it cannot be too strong. It's like Goldilock's pudding
> > , it has to be just right.
> So you are a taser teaser
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

- [ ] I am a taser teaser what happens is I go out in public and I start claiming that I'm God, the police come and I say "Go ahead and tase me , buddies. I'll sue you for all you're worth " and then they tase me after all..

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 by: Mike - Fri, 6 Oct 2023 20:01 UTC

On Oct 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1499f234-62e9-49b3-86cc-3fbd0ac632f3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, October 6, 2023 at 5:35:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Oct 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<804c5300-1733-4873...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > Us S&M connoisseurs know that a cattle prod would be overdoing it . When
> > > you're into S&M you have to take the middle ground , that is , the stimulus
> > > cannot be too weak and it cannot be too strong. It's like Goldilock's
> > > pudding
> > > , it has to be just right.
> > So you are a taser teaser - [ ] I am a taser teaser what happens is I go out in public and I start
> claiming that I'm God, the police come and I say "Go ahead and tase me ,
> buddies. I'll sue you for all you're worth " and then they tase me after all.

And claim you are aTase - mania Devil???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Mike - Sat, 7 Oct 2023 07:19 UTC

On Oct 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b2d47b45-a6fb-46c5-9d01-3b639827d8aan@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Us S&M connoisseurs know that a cattle prod would be overdoing it . When
> > > > > you're into S&M you have to take the middle ground , that is , the
> > > > > stimulus
> > > > > cannot be too weak and it cannot be too strong. It's like Goldilock's
> > > > > pudding
> > > > > , it has to be just right.
> > > > So you are a taser teaser - [ ] I am a taser teaser what happens is I go
> > > > out in public and I start
> > > claiming that I'm God, the police come and I say "Go ahead and tase me ,
> > > buddies. I'll sue you for all you're worth " and then they tase me after
> > > all.
> > And claim you are aTase - mania Devil??? My friend Ralph once robbed a bank and the police cornered him and had to
> taser him. He told me it was a shocking experience.

An electrifying declaration.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 7 Oct 2023 17:35 UTC

On Saturday, October 7, 2023 at 2:19:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b2d47b45-a6fb-46c5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Us S&M connoisseurs know that a cattle prod would be overdoing it . When
> > > > > > you're into S&M you have to take the middle ground , that is , the
> > > > > > stimulus
> > > > > > cannot be too weak and it cannot be too strong. It's like Goldilock's
> > > > > > pudding
> > > > > > , it has to be just right.
> > > > > So you are a taser teaser - [ ] I am a taser teaser what happens is I go
> > > > > out in public and I start
> > > > claiming that I'm God, the police come and I say "Go ahead and tase me ,
> > > > buddies. I'll sue you for all you're worth " and then they tase me after
> > > > all.
> > > And claim you are aTase - mania Devil??? My friend Ralph once robbed a bank and the police cornered him and had to
> > taser him. He told me it was a shocking experience.
> An electrifying declaration.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

if the declaration of independence were drafted nowadays it would be an electronic declaration.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 7 Oct 2023 18:56 UTC

On Oct 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d35b7252-b79f-4a81-9207-57d965f6fe83n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > So you are a taser teaser - [ ] I am a taser teaser what happens is I go
> > > > > > out in public and I start
> > > > > claiming that I'm God, the police come and I say "Go ahead and tase me ,
> > > > > buddies. I'll sue you for all you're worth " and then they tase me after
> > > > > all.
> > > > And claim you are aTase - mania Devil??? My friend Ralph once robbed a
> > > > bank and the police cornered him and had to
> > > taser him. He told me it was a shocking experience.
> > An electrifying declaration.
> if the declaration of independence were drafted nowadays it would be an
> electronic declaration.

It would be denounced by left and right alike as being too radical.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 7 Oct 2023 19:22 UTC

On Saturday, October 7, 2023 at 1:56:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d35b7252-b79f-4a81...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > So you are a taser teaser - [ ] I am a taser teaser what happens is I go
> > > > > > > out in public and I start
> > > > > > claiming that I'm God, the police come and I say "Go ahead and tase me ,
> > > > > > buddies. I'll sue you for all you're worth " and then they tase me after
> > > > > > all.
> > > > > And claim you are aTase - mania Devil??? My friend Ralph once robbed a
> > > > > bank and the police cornered him and had to
> > > > taser him. He told me it was a shocking experience.
> > > An electrifying declaration.
> > if the declaration of independence were drafted nowadays it would be an
> > electronic declaration.
> It would be denounced by left and right alike as being too radical.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

radical has some kind of a definition in chemistry, but I'm too lazy to go look it up

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 by: Mike - Sun, 8 Oct 2023 08:10 UTC

On Oct 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dd6f31f2-4dd9-44e0-9837-65e22a3eefcdn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > And claim you are aTase - mania Devil??? My friend Ralph once robbed a
> > > > > > bank and the police cornered him and had to
> > > > > taser him. He told me it was a shocking experience.
> > > > An electrifying declaration.
> > > if the declaration of independence were drafted nowadays it would be an
> > > electronic declaration.
> > It would be denounced by left and right alike as being too radical. radical has some kind of a definition in chemistry, but I'm too lazy to go
> look it up

And a waste of your time because to find it you would have to look down.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, October 8, 2023 at 3:10:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dd6f31f2-4dd9-44e0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > And claim you are aTase - mania Devil??? My friend Ralph once robbed a
> > > > > > > bank and the police cornered him and had to
> > > > > > taser him. He told me it was a shocking experience.
> > > > > An electrifying declaration.
> > > > if the declaration of independence were drafted nowadays it would be an
> > > > electronic declaration.
> > > It would be denounced by left and right alike as being too radical. radical has some kind of a definition in chemistry, but I'm too lazy to go
> > look it up
>
> And a waste of your time because to find it you would have to look down.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

M little four-year-old niece Felicity was visiting and she went over to my pet duck and pulled out all its feathers and I saw the mess and I said "Look, down!!!!"

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 by: Mike - Sun, 8 Oct 2023 17:04 UTC

On Oct 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<744d8183-2c70-4b40-bca9-332d4bc1e13an@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > An electrifying declaration.
> > > > > if the declaration of independence were drafted nowadays it would be an
> > > > > electronic declaration.
> > > > It would be denounced by left and right alike as being too radical.
> > > > radical has some kind of a definition in chemistry, but I'm too lazy to go
> > > look it up
> >
> > And a waste of your time because to find it you would have to look down.
> M little four-year-old niece Felicity was visiting and she went over to my
> pet duck and pulled out all its feathers and I saw the mess and I said "Look,
> down!!!!”
Reminds me of my dentist is is always so forlorn looking.
Every time I see him he is down in the mouth.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 8 Oct 2023 23:50 UTC

On Sunday, October 8, 2023 at 12:04:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<744d8183-2c70-4b40...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > An electrifying declaration.
> > > > > > if the declaration of independence were drafted nowadays it would be an
> > > > > > electronic declaration.
> > > > > It would be denounced by left and right alike as being too radical.
> > > > > radical has some kind of a definition in chemistry, but I'm too lazy to go
> > > > look it up
> > >
> > > And a waste of your time because to find it you would have to look down.
> > M little four-year-old niece Felicity was visiting and she went over to my
> > pet duck and pulled out all its feathers and I saw the mess and I said "Look,
> > down!!!!”
> Reminds me of my dentist is is always so forlorn looking.
> Every time I see him he is down in the mouth.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Mike Nichols and Elaine May had this comedy sketch where she was a dental patient and he was the dentist and they were lovers and before he starts working on her mouth he says "oh darling I love you , I love you so, no words can describe the amount that I love you ,
I love you, I love you and I love you and I love you "

"Spit out."

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 by: Mike - Mon, 9 Oct 2023 09:14 UTC

On Oct 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1d0c90a1-f6f9-4c74-87c2-0d8f52c5add3n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > >
> > > > And a waste of your time because to find it you would have to look down.
> > > M little four-year-old niece Felicity was visiting and she went over to my
> > > pet duck and pulled out all its feathers and I saw the mess and I said
> > > "Look,
> > > down!!!!”
> > Reminds me of my dentist is is always so forlorn looking.
> > Every time I see him he is down in the mouth.
> Mike Nichols and Elaine May had this comedy sketch where she was a dental
> patient and he was the dentist and they were lovers and before he starts
> working on her mouth he says "oh darling I love you , I love you so, no words
> can describe the amount that I love you ,
> I love you, I love you and I love you and I love you "
>
> "Spit out.” I find that barber-ous

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 9 Oct 2023 15:14 UTC

On Monday, October 9, 2023 at 4:14:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1d0c90a1-f6f9-4c74...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > And a waste of your time because to find it you would have to look down.
> > > > M little four-year-old niece Felicity was visiting and she went over to my
> > > > pet duck and pulled out all its feathers and I saw the mess and I said
> > > > "Look,
> > > > down!!!!”
> > > Reminds me of my dentist is is always so forlorn looking.
> > > Every time I see him he is down in the mouth.
> > Mike Nichols and Elaine May had this comedy sketch where she was a dental
> > patient and he was the dentist and they were lovers and before he starts
> > working on her mouth he says "oh darling I love you , I love you so, no words
> > can describe the amount that I love you ,
> > I love you, I love you and I love you and I love you "
> >
> > "Spit out.” I find that barber-ous
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

are you trying to say the barbers also perform dental work , I mean at one time they did all kind of stuff like open-heart surgery, removal of tumors from the brain, stuff like that but I didn't know they did something sophisticated like dental work?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 9 Oct 2023 15:31 UTC

On Oct 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d3c25139-124c-471b-8857-3ca6e51c1b2dn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > Mike Nichols and Elaine May had this comedy sketch where she was a dental
> > > patient and he was the dentist and they were lovers and before he starts
> > > working on her mouth he says "oh darling I love you , I love you so, no
> > > words
> > > can describe the amount that I love you ,
> > > I love you, I love you and I love you and I love you "
> > >
> > > "Spit out.” I find that barber-ous
> are you trying to say the barbers also perform dental work , I mean at one
> time they did all kind of stuff like open-heart surgery, removal of tumors
> from the brain, stuff like that but I didn't know they did something
> sophisticated like dental work?

Yes they did, even the occasional haircut.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 9 Oct 2023 19:05 UTC

On Monday, October 9, 2023 at 10:31:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d3c25139-124c-471b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Mike Nichols and Elaine May had this comedy sketch where she was a dental
> > > > patient and he was the dentist and they were lovers and before he starts
> > > > working on her mouth he says "oh darling I love you , I love you so, no
> > > > words
> > > > can describe the amount that I love you ,
> > > > I love you, I love you and I love you and I love you "
> > > >
> > > > "Spit out.” I find that barber-ous
> > are you trying to say the barbers also perform dental work , I mean at one
> > time they did all kind of stuff like open-heart surgery, removal of tumors
> > from the brain, stuff like that but I didn't know they did something
> > sophisticated like dental work?
> Yes they did, even the occasional haircut.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there is a village in which there is a barber who shaves ( there are only men in this village and they all require shaves) everyone who does not shave himself . well then , who shaves the barber ? so, if the barber shaves himself, he does not shave himself , if the shaver does not shave himself, and he shaves himself , all in preparation for the S&M meeting tonight.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 9 Oct 2023 19:34 UTC

On Oct 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<404bd630-dbba-48f2-9970-f2d09f69043an@googlegroups.com>):

> > > are you trying to say the barbers also perform dental work , I mean at one
> > > time they did all kind of stuff like open-heart surgery, removal of tumors
> > > from the brain, stuff like that but I didn't know they did something
> > > sophisticated like dental work?
> > Yes they did, even the occasional haircut.
>
> there is a village in which there is a barber who shaves ( there are only men
> in this village and they all require shaves) everyone who does not shave
> himself . well then , who shaves the barber ? so, if the barber shaves
> himself, he does not shave himself , if the shaver does not shave himself,
> and he shaves himself , all in preparation for the S&M meeting tonight.

----- www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 11 Oct 2023 02:56 UTC

On Monday, October 9, 2023 at 2:34:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<404bd630-dbba-48f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > are you trying to say the barbers also perform dental work , I mean at one
> > > > time they did all kind of stuff like open-heart surgery, removal of tumors
> > > > from the brain, stuff like that but I didn't know they did something
> > > > sophisticated like dental work?
> > > Yes they did, even the occasional haircut.
> >
> > there is a village in which there is a barber who shaves ( there are only men
> > in this village and they all require shaves) everyone who does not shave
> > himself . well then , who shaves the barber ? so, if the barber shaves
> > himself, he does not shave himself , if the shaver does not shave himself,
> > and he shaves himself , all in preparation for the S&M meeting tonight.
> ----- www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

that's so weak it's just disgusting a modern AI
is programmed to recognize such classical philosophical paradoxes and steer around them through the use of cybernetics, cybernetics is used to steer around such traps like that , the term cybernetics comes from the term for helmsman or steersman , a cybernetic system would encounter such classical paradoxes like that, and merely steer around them, and God save the Queen.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 Oct 2023 10:23 UTC

On Oct 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<195bf1a3-c73a-428e-a295-79e633126c28n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > there is a village in which there is a barber who shaves ( there are only
> > > men
> > > in this village and they all require shaves) everyone who does not shave
> > > himself . well then , who shaves the barber ? so, if the barber shaves
> > > himself, he does not shave himself , if the shaver does not shave himself,
> > > and he shaves himself , all in preparation for the S&M meeting tonight.
> > ----- www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U
>
> that's so weak it's just disgusting a modern AI
> is programmed to recognize such classical philosophical paradoxes and steer
> around them through the use of cybernetics, cybernetics is used to steer
> around such traps like that , the term cybernetics comes from the term for
> helmsman or steersman , a cybernetic system would encounter such classical
> paradoxes like that, and merely steer around them, and God save the Queen.

Modern AI’s also can lie a lot

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 11 Oct 2023 11:10 UTC

On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 5:23:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<195bf1a3-c73a-428e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > there is a village in which there is a barber who shaves ( there are only
> > > > men
> > > > in this village and they all require shaves) everyone who does not shave
> > > > himself . well then , who shaves the barber ? so, if the barber shaves
> > > > himself, he does not shave himself , if the shaver does not shave himself,
> > > > and he shaves himself , all in preparation for the S&M meeting tonight.
> > > ----- www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U
> >
> > that's so weak it's just disgusting a modern AI
> > is programmed to recognize such classical philosophical paradoxes and steer
> > around them through the use of cybernetics, cybernetics is used to steer
> > around such traps like that , the term cybernetics comes from the term for
> > helmsman or steersman , a cybernetic system would encounter such classical
> > paradoxes like that, and merely steer around them, and God save the Queen.
> Modern AI’s also can lie a lot
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

They don't lie ; they don't reproduce by sexual methods.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 Oct 2023 14:11 UTC

On Oct 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ae15331b-2614-4c5f-b0e0-48bfca1529d1n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > that's so weak it's just disgusting a modern AI
> > > is programmed to recognize such classical philosophical paradoxes and steer
> > > around them through the use of cybernetics, cybernetics is used to steer
> > > around such traps like that , the term cybernetics comes from the term for
> > > helmsman or steersman , a cybernetic system would encounter such classical
> > > paradoxes like that, and merely steer around them, and God save the Queen.
> > Modern AI’s also can lie a lot
>
> They don't lie ; they don't reproduce by sexual methods.

Then they do not do it standing either....

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 11 Oct 2023 21:23 UTC

On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 9:12:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ae15331b-2614-4c5f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > that's so weak it's just disgusting a modern AI
> > > > is programmed to recognize such classical philosophical paradoxes and steer
> > > > around them through the use of cybernetics, cybernetics is used to steer
> > > > around such traps like that , the term cybernetics comes from the term for
> > > > helmsman or steersman , a cybernetic system would encounter such classical
> > > > paradoxes like that, and merely steer around them, and God save the Queen.
> > > Modern AI’s also can lie a lot
> >
> > They don't lie ; they don't reproduce by sexual methods.
> Then they do not do it standing either....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

oh yes, they do reproduce standing up. I tried to get my robots to stand up to have sex, but I can't stand them.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 Oct 2023 09:59 UTC

On Oct 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > Modern AI’s also can lie a lot
> > >
> > > They don't lie ; they don't reproduce by sexual methods.
> > Then they do not do it standing either....
> oh yes, they do reproduce standing up. I tried to get my robots to stand up
> to have sex, but I can't stand them.

Is that your stand - ard excuse???

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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 Oct 2023 08:34 UTC

On Oct 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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Then they do not do it standing either....
> > > oh yes, they do reproduce standing up. I tried to get my robots to stand up
> > > to have sex, but I can't stand them.
> > Is that your stand - ard excuse???\ darlene has a standard excuse for lying down during sex. She can't stand that
> long.

But how about for her short clients???

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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 Oct 2023 19:47 UTC

On Oct 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > oh yes, they do reproduce standing up. I tried to get my robots to stand
> > > > > up
> > > > > to have sex, but I can't stand them.
> > > > Is that your stand - ard excuse???\ darlene has a standard excuse for
> > > > lying down during sex. She can't stand that
> > > long.
> >
> > But how about for her short clients???
> Oh, she had this one short client. His height was 12 inches, and the measure
> between his back and tip of his penis was also 12 inches; he told me that it
> meant absolutely no difference to him which way he was inserted.

Oral history???

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 by: Mike - Sat, 14 Oct 2023 08:57 UTC

On Oct 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > But how about for her short clients???
> > > Oh, she had this one short client. His height was 12 inches, and the
> > > measure
> > > between his back and tip of his penis was also 12 inches; he told me that
> > > it
> > > meant absolutely no difference to him which way he was inserted.
> > Oral history???
> My history teacher in 11th grade was Sally Sue Federman. She had a reputation
> around campus of bedding some of the high school guys. However, she was very
> careful about reproduction, so she only gave them oral history.

Did she grade them on their performance???

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 by: Mike - Sun, 15 Oct 2023 07:30 UTC

On Oct 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<31daaad6-746b-4a61-b03d-62b74ab19a65n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Oral history???
> > > My history teacher in 11th grade was Sally Sue Federman. She had a
> > > reputation
> > > around campus of bedding some of the high school guys. However, she was
> > > very
> > > careful about reproduction, so she only gave them oral history.
> > Did she grade them on their performance???
> yeah, she did grade them. one of them sang Eleanor Rigby, the other one
> danced the cha-cha , and the third one performed a scene from "The secret
> afternoons of Pamela Mann " the last guy won.

And not arrest for violation of the Mann act???

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