On Saturday, August 26, 2023 at 4:51:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<223cfcfb-c29f-4712...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > You mean pot, don't you? No, I keep my marijuana. very nice and clean.
> > > > > > > There goes another thread up in smoke.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > that sounds like just the opposite of pissing up a rope.
> > > > > You are just handing me a line. we're going fishing? Easyer to just buy some at the market. There was this blind Catholic priest who , when he went out on
> his
> > constitutional , would pass a whorehouse and he thought it was a fish market.
> You used that one before, please mark it expended....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

But what did I buy with it?

On Aug 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<45add92f-b64d-4fd3-8329-b1c0e22b63a2n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > that sounds like just the opposite of pissing up a rope.
> > > > > > You are just handing me a line. we're going fishing? Easyer to just buy
> > > > > > some at the market. There was this blind Catholic priest who , when he
> > > > > > went out on
> > his
> > > constitutional , would pass a whorehouse and he thought it was a fish
> > > market.
> > You used that one before, please mark it expended....
> But what did I buy with it?

The chance to see your life go by...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, August 27, 2023 at 3:59:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<45add92f-b64d-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > that sounds like just the opposite of pissing up a rope.
> > > > > > > You are just handing me a line. we're going fishing? Easyer to just buy
> > > > > > > some at the market. There was this blind Catholic priest who , when he
> > > > > > > went out on
> > > his
> > > > constitutional , would pass a whorehouse and he thought it was a fish
> > > > market.
> > > You used that one before, please mark it expended....
> > But what did I buy with it?
> The chance to see your life go by...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com

sounds like a good deal. Everybody's always in a rush to do things.
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5fcfb661-d344-4ddf-a0f5-4ba11a47fbban@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > went out on
> > > > his
> > > > > constitutional , would pass a whorehouse and he thought it was a fish
> > > > > market.
> > > > You used that one before, please mark it expended....
> > > But what did I buy with it?
> > The chance to see your life go by...
>
> sounds like a good deal. Everybody's always in a rush to do things.

Like Rush Limbaugh???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, August 27, 2023 at 9:57:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5fcfb661-d344-4ddf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > went out on
> > > > > his
> > > > > > constitutional , would pass a whorehouse and he thought it was a fish
> > > > > > market.
> > > > > You used that one before, please mark it expended....
> > > > But what did I buy with it?
> > > The chance to see your life go by...
> >
> > sounds like a good deal. Everybody's always in a rush to do things.
> Like Rush Limbaugh???
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

not any longer.

On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5af3fa46-4cde-4d2a-bc44-cfe935bd4644n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > You used that one before, please mark it expended....
> > > > > But what did I buy with it?
> > > > The chance to see your life go by... sounds like a good deal. Everybody's always in a rush to do things.
> > Like Rush Limbaugh??? not any longer.

Shall I dig him up and see what he says about that???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, August 27, 2023 at 4:12:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5af3fa46-4cde-4d2a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > You used that one before, please mark it expended....
> > > > > > But what did I buy with it?
> > > > > The chance to see your life go by... sounds like a good deal. Everybody's always in a rush to do things.
> > > Like Rush Limbaugh??? not any longer.
>
> Shall I dig him up and see what he says about that???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

i'm sure he'll have something to say about that, he had something to say about everything.

On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0755ec7a-cf60-47e1-a3f5-8d1629697435n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But what did I buy with it?
> > > > > > The chance to see your life go by... sounds like a good deal.
> > > > > > Everybody's always in a rush to do things.
> > > > Like Rush Limbaugh??? not any longer. Shall I dig him up and see what he says about that??? i'm sure he'll have something to say about that, he had
something to say
> about everything.

And when called on something he said, would claim he was being sarcastic.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, August 28, 2023 at 1:37:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0755ec7a-cf60-47e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > But what did I buy with it?
> > > > > > > The chance to see your life go by... sounds like a good deal.
> > > > > > > Everybody's always in a rush to do things.
> > > > > Like Rush Limbaugh??? not any longer. Shall I dig him up and see what he says about that??? i'm sure he'll have something to say about that, he had
> something to say
> > about everything.
> And when called on something he said, would claim he was being sarcastic.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Like all of Humanity.

On Aug 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4edd899b-38e9-4414-895a-7c62c8b00f1en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > The chance to see your life go by... sounds like a good deal.
> > > > > > > > Everybody's always in a rush to do things.
> > > > > > Like Rush Limbaugh??? not any longer. Shall I dig him up and see what
> > > > > > he says about that??? i'm sure he'll have something to say about that,
> > > > > > he had
> > something to say
> > > about everything.
> > And when called on something he said, would claim he was being sarcastic.
> Like all of Humanity.

Not necessarily, there has to be someone somewhere that isn't

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, August 28, 2023 at 10:51:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4edd899b-38e9-4414...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > The chance to see your life go by... sounds like a good deal.
> > > > > > > > > Everybody's always in a rush to do things.
> > > > > > > Like Rush Limbaugh??? not any longer. Shall I dig him up and see what
> > > > > > > he says about that??? i'm sure he'll have something to say about that,
> > > > > > > he had
> > > something to say
> > > > about everything.
> > > And when called on something he said, would claim he was being sarcastic.
> > Like all of Humanity.
>
> Not necessarily, there has to be someone somewhere that isn't
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Identification:

Furble Q. Honestfellow
666 Satanic Lane
Fort Dix, NJ 07203

On Aug 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3fff30b6-152e-46f2-812b-d65c3c41db46n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Like Rush Limbaugh??? not any longer. Shall I dig him up and see what
> > > > > > > > he says about that??? i'm sure he'll have something to say about that,
> > > > > > > > he had
> > > > something to say
> > > > > about everything.
> > > > And when called on something he said, would claim he was being sarcastic.
> > > Like all of Humanity.
> >
> > Not necessarily, there has to be someone somewhere that isn't
>
> Identification:
>
> Furble Q. Honestfellow
> 666 Satanic Lane
> Fort Dix, NJ 07203

Too bad the PC people stopped the carnival Freak Shows.
We could have made a fortune exhibiting him.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, August 28, 2023 at 3:25:51 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3fff30b6-152e-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Like Rush Limbaugh??? not any longer. Shall I dig him up and see what
> > > > > > > > > he says about that??? i'm sure he'll have something to say about that,
> > > > > > > > > he had
> > > > > something to say
> > > > > > about everything.
> > > > > And when called on something he said, would claim he was being sarcastic.
> > > > Like all of Humanity.
> > >
> > > Not necessarily, there has to be someone somewhere that isn't
> >
> > Identification:
> >
> > Furble Q. Honestfellow
> > 666 Satanic Lane
> > Fort Dix, NJ 07203
> Too bad the PC people stopped the carnival Freak Shows.
> We could have made a fortune exhibiting him.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He was a geek, the original meaning of geek was not a computer expert, but a man who bit the heads from live chickens in a carnival.

On Aug 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<25f9ab01-7bf4-45b9-8d44-b2a0316b6c44n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > And when called on something he said, would claim he was being
> > > > > > sarcastic.
> > > > > Like all of Humanity.
> > > >
> > > > Not necessarily, there has to be someone somewhere that isn't
> > >
> > > Identification:
> > >
> > > Furble Q. Honestfellow
> > > 666 Satanic Lane
> > > Fort Dix, NJ 07203
> > Too bad the PC people stopped the carnival Freak Shows.
> > We could have made a fortune exhibiting him. He was a geek, the original meaning of geek was not a computer expert, but a
> man who bit the heads from live chickens in a carnival.

This was before the Colonel went into business and used them all up.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, August 29, 2023 at 4:47:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<25f9ab01-7bf4-45b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > And when called on something he said, would claim he was being
> > > > > > > sarcastic.
> > > > > > Like all of Humanity.
> > > > >
> > > > > Not necessarily, there has to be someone somewhere that isn't
> > > >
> > > > Identification:
> > > >
> > > > Furble Q. Honestfellow
> > > > 666 Satanic Lane
> > > > Fort Dix, NJ 07203
> > > Too bad the PC people stopped the carnival Freak Shows.
> > > We could have made a fortune exhibiting him. He was a geek, the original meaning of geek was not a computer expert, but a
> > man who bit the heads from live chickens in a carnival.
> This was before the Colonel went into business and used them all up.
> Michael LeVine

The Colonel claims he was in the hospital to have a polyp removed and before the surgery he went to the toilet and the polyp pull-lopped into the water, thus cheating the surgeon from his fee.

What army was the Colonel colonel over?

On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3a5f7d48-c543-4e49-93d5-503411f96a71n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Not necessarily, there has to be someone somewhere that isn't Identification:
> > > > > Furble Q. Honestfellow
> > > > > 666 Satanic Lane
> > > > > Fort Dix, NJ 07203
> > > > Too bad the PC people stopped the carnival Freak Shows.
> > > > We could have made a fortune exhibiting him. He was a geek, the original
> > > > meaning of geek was not a computer expert, but a
> > > man who bit the heads from live chickens in a carnival.
> > This was before the Colonel went into business and used them all up.
> The Colonel claims he was in the hospital to have a polyp removed and before
> the surgery he went to the toilet and the polyp pull-lopped into the water,
> thus cheating the surgeon from his fee.
>
> What army was the Colonel colonel over?

Some chicken shit outfit.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, August 29, 2023 at 1:48:47 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3a5f7d48-c543-4e49...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Not necessarily, there has to be someone somewhere that isn't Identification:
> > > > > > Furble Q. Honestfellow
> > > > > > 666 Satanic Lane
> > > > > > Fort Dix, NJ 07203
> > > > > Too bad the PC people stopped the carnival Freak Shows.
> > > > > We could have made a fortune exhibiting him. He was a geek, the original
> > > > > meaning of geek was not a computer expert, but a
> > > > man who bit the heads from live chickens in a carnival.
> > > This was before the Colonel went into business and used them all up.
> > The Colonel claims he was in the hospital to have a polyp removed and before
> > the surgery he went to the toilet and the polyp pull-lopped into the water,
> > thus cheating the surgeon from his fee.
> >
> > What army was the Colonel colonel over?
> Some chicken shit outfit.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Mrs Smith had a black maid named Mabel. One day Mabel asked Mrs. Smith if her boyfriend Leroy could come visit because he has some time off from the army . Mrs. Smith said "Why of course , Mabel , he'll be welcome here; how long is his furlough?" Mabel thought and thought and thought, and finally said " His furlough is just as long as Mr. Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker."

NB: My little niece Felicity forced me to relate that racist joke by brandishing a 44 magnum at me.

On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0b0debe9-5937-410f-962c-dcfb84daa3b4n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > This was before the Colonel went into business and used them all up.
> > > The Colonel claims he was in the hospital to have a polyp removed and
> > > before
> > > the surgery he went to the toilet and the polyp pull-lopped into the water,
> > > thus cheating the surgeon from his fee.
> > >
> > > What army was the Colonel colonel over?
> > Some chicken shit outfit.
> Mrs Smith had a black maid named Mabel. One day Mabel asked Mrs. Smith if her
> boyfriend Leroy could come visit because he has some time off from the army .
> Mrs. Smith said "Why of course , Mabel , he'll be welcome here; how long is
> his furlough?" Mabel thought and thought and thought, and finally said " His
> furlough is just as long as Mr. Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker."
>
> NB: My little niece Felicity forced me to relate that racist joke by
> brandishing a 44 magnum at me.

I doubt that as the gun is bigger than she is.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, August 30, 2023 at 2:42:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0b0debe9-5937-410f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > This was before the Colonel went into business and used them all up.
> > > > The Colonel claims he was in the hospital to have a polyp removed and
> > > > before
> > > > the surgery he went to the toilet and the polyp pull-lopped into the water,
> > > > thus cheating the surgeon from his fee.
> > > >
> > > > What army was the Colonel colonel over?
> > > Some chicken shit outfit.
> > Mrs Smith had a black maid named Mabel. One day Mabel asked Mrs. Smith if her
> > boyfriend Leroy could come visit because he has some time off from the army .
> > Mrs. Smith said "Why of course , Mabel , he'll be welcome here; how long is
> > his furlough?" Mabel thought and thought and thought, and finally said " His
> > furlough is just as long as Mr. Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker."
> >
> > NB: My little niece Felicity forced me to relate that racist joke by
> > brandishing a 44 magnum at me.
> I doubt that as the gun is bigger than she is.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The way she got it was, she was playing in the sandbox and Clint Eastwood happened by. He went up to her and showed her his 44 magnum and told her "This is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun on the face of the Earth; if I were to shoot you in the head with it, it would blow your head clean off " and Little Felicity said, "How much does it cost , Clint? "

On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<35bd9fa9-313e-468d-ac71-77f9bd547039n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Some chicken shit outfit.
> > > Mrs Smith had a black maid named Mabel. One day Mabel asked Mrs. Smith if
> > > her
> > > boyfriend Leroy could come visit because he has some time off from the
> > > army .
> > > Mrs. Smith said "Why of course , Mabel , he'll be welcome here; how long is
> > > his furlough?" Mabel thought and thought and thought, and finally said "
> > > His
> > > furlough is just as long as Mr. Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker."
> > >
> > > NB: My little niece Felicity forced me to relate that racist joke by
> > > brandishing a 44 magnum at me.
> > I doubt that as the gun is bigger than she is.
> The way she got it was, she was playing in the sandbox and Clint Eastwood
> happened by. He went up to her and showed her his 44 magnum and told her
> "This is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun on the face of the Earth; if
> I were to shoot you in the head with it, it would blow your head clean off "
> and Little Felicity said, "How much does it cost , Clint? “ An arm and a leg but not a head.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, August 30, 2023 at 9:23:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<35bd9fa9-313e-468d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Some chicken shit outfit.
> > > > Mrs Smith had a black maid named Mabel. One day Mabel asked Mrs. Smith if
> > > > her
> > > > boyfriend Leroy could come visit because he has some time off from the
> > > > army .
> > > > Mrs. Smith said "Why of course , Mabel , he'll be welcome here; how long is
> > > > his furlough?" Mabel thought and thought and thought, and finally said "
> > > > His
> > > > furlough is just as long as Mr. Smith's furlough, but it's a lot thicker."
> > > >
> > > > NB: My little niece Felicity forced me to relate that racist joke by
> > > > brandishing a 44 magnum at me.
> > > I doubt that as the gun is bigger than she is.
> > The way she got it was, she was playing in the sandbox and Clint Eastwood
> > happened by. He went up to her and showed her his 44 magnum and told her
> > "This is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun on the face of the Earth; if
> > I were to shoot you in the head with it, it would blow your head clean off "
> > and Little Felicity said, "How much does it cost , Clint? “ An arm and a leg but not a head.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Ththere was this guy in a small town who had killed people and dismembered them and then later he went into a car dealership and he said I want this Mercedes-Benz and the dealer said OK but it's going to cost you an arm and a leg and he said man it's a deal!!

On Aug 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2d82e830-6ab5-4186-965a-1bb78756704en@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > NB: My little niece Felicity forced me to relate that racist joke by
> > > > > brandishing a 44 magnum at me.
> > > > I doubt that as the gun is bigger than she is.
> > > The way she got it was, she was playing in the sandbox and Clint Eastwood
> > > happened by. He went up to her and showed her his 44 magnum and told her
> > > "This is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun on the face of the Earth;
> > > if
> > > I were to shoot you in the head with it, it would blow your head clean off
> > > "
> > > and Little Felicity said, "How much does it cost , Clint? “ An arm and a
> > > leg but not a head.
> Ththere was this guy in a small town who had killed people and dismembered
> them and then later he went into a car dealership and he said I want this
> Mercedes-Benz and the dealer said OK but it's going to cost you an arm and a
> leg and he said man it's a deal!!

Thats what they charge for the gas to run the car. The Vehicle itself takes a
bigger bite.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx