On Monday, May 22, 2023 at 12:55:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d8fe9347-9f57-4b5c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Did he serve Whore’s D’oeuvres ??
> > > >
> > > > There's a cat house in Victoria, the front door is the gentleman's door,
> > > > the
> > > > back door is the whore door.
> > > Thats why they do not want you as a customer, you keep using the wrong hole.
> >
> > The concept of "wrong" is relative: it depends what you're into.
> So now you are trying to get your kinks in by the back door??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, I sneak in through the back door wearing my S&M garb.

On May 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<79f3f01f-4b4f-44d9-bfac-532d8fc39f86n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Did he serve Whore’s D’oeuvres ??
> > > > >
> > > > > There's a cat house in Victoria, the front door is the gentleman's door,
> > > > > the
> > > > > back door is the whore door.
> > > > Thats why they do not want you as a customer, you keep using the wrong
> > > > hole.
> > >
> > > The concept of "wrong" is relative: it depends what you're into.
> > So now you are trying to get your kinks in by the back door??
>
> Yes, I sneak in through the back door wearing my S&M garb.

Claiming you are trying to pass as Greta Garb - o???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, May 23, 2023 at 4:58:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<79f3f01f-4b4f-44d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Did he serve Whore’s D’oeuvres ??
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There's a cat house in Victoria, the front door is the gentleman's door,
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > back door is the whore door.
> > > > > Thats why they do not want you as a customer, you keep using the wrong
> > > > > hole.
> > > >
> > > > The concept of "wrong" is relative: it depends what you're into.
> > > So now you are trying to get your kinks in by the back door??
> >
> > Yes, I sneak in through the back door wearing my S&M garb.
> Claiming you are trying to pass as Greta Garb - o???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Whenever I read one of your postings, I tell myself
"I vant to be alone."

On May 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<47618111-0f9f-47d8-9828-080bd549f978n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Thats why they do not want you as a customer, you keep using the wrong
> > > > > > hole.
> > > > >
> > > > > The concept of "wrong" is relative: it depends what you're into.
> > > > So now you are trying to get your kinks in by the back door??
> > >
> > > Yes, I sneak in through the back door wearing my S&M garb.
> > Claiming you are trying to pass as Greta Garb - o???
> Whenever I read one of your postings, I tell myself
> "I vant to be alone.”

You are asking the wrong person,
I am NOT the ALONE arranger.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, May 23, 2023 at 3:13:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<47618111-0f9f-47d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Thats why they do not want you as a customer, you keep using the wrong
> > > > > > > hole.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The concept of "wrong" is relative: it depends what you're into..
> > > > > So now you are trying to get your kinks in by the back door??
> > > >
> > > > Yes, I sneak in through the back door wearing my S&M garb.
> > > Claiming you are trying to pass as Greta Garb - o???
> > Whenever I read one of your postings, I tell myself
> > "I vant to be alone.”
>
> You are asking the wrong person,
> I am NOT the ALONE arranger.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by hostile injuns. The Lone Ranger said to Tonto: "We are in a terrible fix" and then Tonto replied "What do you mean WE, white man?"

Boy, you know , I made that up just now , nice and fresh , and I'm so proud of myself!!!!!

On May 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<edf59a98-4250-4254-b120-b3de08dc27adn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > The concept of "wrong" is relative: it depends what you're into.
> > > > > > So now you are trying to get your kinks in by the back door?? Yes, I sneak in through the back door wearing my S&M garb.
> > > > Claiming you are trying to pass as Greta Garb - o???
> > > Whenever I read one of your postings, I tell myself
> > > "I vant to be alone.” You are asking the wrong person,
> > I am NOT the ALONE arranger.
> The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by hostile injuns. The Lone Ranger
> said to Tonto: "We are in a terrible fix" and then Tonto replied "What do you
> mean WE, white man?"
>
> Boy, you know , I made that up just now , nice and fresh , and I'm so proud
> of myself!!!!!

The men in white coats will be around to see you soon.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, May 24, 2023 at 3:48:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<edf59a98-4250-4254...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > The concept of "wrong" is relative: it depends what you're into.
> > > > > > > So now you are trying to get your kinks in by the back door?? Yes, I sneak in through the back door wearing my S&M garb.
> > > > > Claiming you are trying to pass as Greta Garb - o???
> > > > Whenever I read one of your postings, I tell myself
> > > > "I vant to be alone.” You are asking the wrong person,
> > > I am NOT the ALONE arranger.
> > The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by hostile injuns. The Lone Ranger
> > said to Tonto: "We are in a terrible fix" and then Tonto replied "What do you
> > mean WE, white man?"
> >
> > Boy, you know , I made that up just now , nice and fresh , and I'm so proud
> > of myself!!!!!
> The men in white coats will be around to see you soon.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, the scientists who will interview me for the Nobel prize do wear white coats.

On Wednesday, May 24, 2023 at 3:48:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<edf59a98-4250-4254...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > The concept of "wrong" is relative: it depends what you're into.
> > > > > > > So now you are trying to get your kinks in by the back door?? Yes, I sneak in through the back door wearing my S&M garb.
> > > > > Claiming you are trying to pass as Greta Garb - o???
> > > > Whenever I read one of your postings, I tell myself
> > > > "I vant to be alone.” You are asking the wrong person,
> > > I am NOT the ALONE arranger.
> > The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by hostile injuns. The Lone Ranger
> > said to Tonto: "We are in a terrible fix" and then Tonto replied "What do you
> > mean WE, white man?"
> >
> > Boy, you know , I made that up just now , nice and fresh , and I'm so proud
> > of myself!!!!!
> The men in white coats will be around to see you soon.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

They need to change to black coats; they do not show blood as easy.

On May 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<40d6a7a7-e597-47c9-813b-75dff7c44874n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Claiming you are trying to pass as Greta Garb - o???
> > > > > Whenever I read one of your postings, I tell myself
> > > > > "I vant to be alone.” You are asking the wrong person,
> > > > I am NOT the ALONE arranger.
> > > The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by hostile injuns. The Lone Ranger
> > > said to Tonto: "We are in a terrible fix" and then Tonto replied "What do
> > > you
> > > mean WE, white man?"
> > >
> > > Boy, you know , I made that up just now , nice and fresh , and I'm so proud
> > > of myself!!!!!
> > The men in white coats will be around to see you soon.
> Yes, the scientists who will interview me for the Nobel prize do wear white
> coats.

Yes, you keep believing that as they take you to that nice soft room to rest
in.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7f33928b-0bba-42a2-b3a9-464344db8e7cn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > I am NOT the ALONE arranger.
> > > The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by hostile injuns. The Lone Ranger
> > > said to Tonto: "We are in a terrible fix" and then Tonto replied "What do
> > > you
> > > mean WE, white man?"
> > >
> > > Boy, you know , I made that up just now , nice and fresh , and I'm so proud
> > > of myself!!!!!
> > The men in white coats will be around to see you soon. They need to change to black coats; they do not show blood as easy.

Due to trade mark laws, the Men In Black have exclusive right to wear that
uniform

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, May 25, 2023 at 5:59:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7f33928b-0bba-42a2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I am NOT the ALONE arranger.
> > > > The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by hostile injuns. The Lone Ranger
> > > > said to Tonto: "We are in a terrible fix" and then Tonto replied "What do
> > > > you
> > > > mean WE, white man?"
> > > >
> > > > Boy, you know , I made that up just now , nice and fresh , and I'm so proud
> > > > of myself!!!!!
> > > The men in white coats will be around to see you soon. They need to change to black coats; they do not show blood as easy.
>
> Due to trade mark laws, the Men In Black have exclusive right to wear that
> uniform
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well, a nice soft padded room would be a relief. Usually I get the hard concrete ones . Can you imagine wanting to die and then society takes away every means of you doing so ? Itz just like Harlan Ellison's short story "I have no mouth , and I must scream."

On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<344e535e-aad5-4423-a5d9-79f9f575f31cn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > The men in white coats will be around to see you soon. They need to
> > > > change to black coats; they do not show blood as easy.
> >
> > Due to trade mark laws, the Men In Black have exclusive right to wear that
> > uniform
> Well, a nice soft padded room would be a relief. Usually I get the hard
> concrete ones . Can you imagine wanting to die and then society takes away
> every means of you doing so ? Itz just like Harlan Ellison's short story "I
> have no mouth , and I must scream.”
Suicide is illegal -- you have to be punished for it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, May 25, 2023 at 11:55:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<344e535e-aad5-4423...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > The men in white coats will be around to see you soon. They need to
> > > > > change to black coats; they do not show blood as easy.
> > >
> > > Due to trade mark laws, the Men In Black have exclusive right to wear that
> > > uniform
> > Well, a nice soft padded room would be a relief. Usually I get the hard
> > concrete ones . Can you imagine wanting to die and then society takes away
> > every means of you doing so ? Itz just like Harlan Ellison's short story "I
> > have no mouth , and I must scream.”
> Suicide is illegal -- you have to be punished for it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I thought according to MASH that suicide is painless.

It brings on many changes . Like death .

On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f299ea86-b165-4cd5-849d-6164158b71e2n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Due to trade mark laws, the Men In Black have exclusive right to wear that
> > > > uniform
> > > Well, a nice soft padded room would be a relief. Usually I get the hard
> > > concrete ones . Can you imagine wanting to die and then society takes away
> > > every means of you doing so ? Itz just like Harlan Ellison's short story "I
> > > have no mouth , and I must scream.”
> > Suicide is illegal -- you have to be punished for it.
> I thought according to MASH that suicide is painless.
> It brings on many changes . Like death .

The Undertakers Association of the World (UAW) has decided
to promote their product. What they came up with was a dead giveaway

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, May 25, 2023 at 4:18:58 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f299ea86-b165-4cd5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Due to trade mark laws, the Men In Black have exclusive right to wear that
> > > > > uniform
> > > > Well, a nice soft padded room would be a relief. Usually I get the hard
> > > > concrete ones . Can you imagine wanting to die and then society takes away
> > > > every means of you doing so ? Itz just like Harlan Ellison's short story "I
> > > > have no mouth , and I must scream.”
> > > Suicide is illegal -- you have to be punished for it.
> > I thought according to MASH that suicide is painless.
> > It brings on many changes . Like death .
> The Undertakers Association of the World (UAW) has decided
> to promote their product. What they came up with was a dead giveaway
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have a friend who decided that he wants to be an undertaker , so he's studying real hard and he's undertaking becoming an undertaker:

On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<78e82bdc-c802-4a33-893d-c63e13390292n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Suicide is illegal -- you have to be punished for it.
> > > I thought according to MASH that suicide is painless.
> > > It brings on many changes . Like death .
> > The Undertakers Association of the World (UAW) has decided
> > to promote their product. What they came up with was a dead giveaway
> I have a friend who decided that he wants to be an undertaker , so he's
> studying real hard and he's undertaking becoming an undertaker:

Just so he does not show an underwhelming performance in his final exam.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, May 26, 2023 at 4:14:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<78e82bdc-c802-4a33...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Suicide is illegal -- you have to be punished for it.
> > > > I thought according to MASH that suicide is painless.
> > > > It brings on many changes . Like death .
> > > The Undertakers Association of the World (UAW) has decided
> > > to promote their product. What they came up with was a dead giveaway
> > I have a friend who decided that he wants to be an undertaker , so he's
> > studying real hard and he's undertaking becoming an undertaker:
> Just so he does not show an underwhelming performance in his final exam.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Johnny Carson joke – A man in France was put on trial for having sex with a dead woman. His successful defense was that he didn't know she was dead, he merely thought she was British.

On May 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<836ee7da-c06a-4eb5-8f61-4050dca9cabcn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > The Undertakers Association of the World (UAW) has decided
> > > > to promote their product. What they came up with was a dead giveaway
> > > I have a friend who decided that he wants to be an undertaker , so he's
> > > studying real hard and he's undertaking becoming an undertaker:
> > Just so he does not show an underwhelming performance in his final exam.
>
> Johnny Carson joke – A man in France was put on trial for having sex with a
> dead woman. His successful defense was that he didn't know she was dead, he
> merely thought she was British.

I preffer the remark from Groucho’s show
———https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lu3EC8108i0

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, May 27, 2023 at 4:25:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<836ee7da-c06a-4eb5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > The Undertakers Association of the World (UAW) has decided
> > > > > to promote their product. What they came up with was a dead giveaway
> > > > I have a friend who decided that he wants to be an undertaker , so he's
> > > > studying real hard and he's undertaking becoming an undertaker:
> > > Just so he does not show an underwhelming performance in his final exam.
> >
> > Johnny Carson joke – A man in France was put on trial for having sex with a
> > dead woman. His successful defense was that he didn't know she was dead, he
> > merely thought she was British.
> I preffer the remark from Groucho’s show
> ———https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lu3EC8108i0
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Groucho should've answered "My situation is described by that old country song: "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors."

On May 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e7783003-a8ac-4697-9f44-e8a3037e03c2n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > Johnny Carson joke – A man in France was put on trial for having sex
> > > with a
> > > dead woman. His successful defense was that he didn't know she was dead, he
> > > merely thought she was British.
> > I preffer the remark from Groucho’s show
> > ———https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lu3EC8108i0
> Groucho should've answered "My situation is described by that old country
> song: "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.”

Must you incest on bringing up that oldie

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, May 28, 2023 at 4:20:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e7783003-a8ac-4697...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Johnny Carson joke – A man in France was put on trial for having sex
> > > > with a
> > > > dead woman. His successful defense was that he didn't know she was dead, he
> > > > merely thought she was British.
> > > I preffer the remark from Groucho’s show
> > > ———https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lu3EC8108i0
> > Groucho should've answered "My situation is described by that old country
> > song: "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.”
>
> Must you incest on bringing up that oldie
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once marketed a board game; it was called "Incest: A game the whole family can play! "

On May 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4b5481af-ffca-4ca8-b974-f8effcac89dbn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > I preffer the remark from Groucho’s show
> > > > ———https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lu3EC8108i0
> > > Groucho should've answered "My situation is described by that old country
> > > song: "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.”
> >
> > Must you incest on bringing up that oldie
>
> I once marketed a board game; it was called "Incest: A game the whole family
> can play! “

Does a search of your family tree find any well known incestors???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 4:13:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4b5481af-ffca-4ca8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I preffer the remark from Groucho’s show
> > > > > ———https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lu3EC8108i0
> > > > Groucho should've answered "My situation is described by that old country
> > > > song: "No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.”
> > >
> > > Must you incest on bringing up that oldie
> >
> > I once marketed a board game; it was called "Incest: A game the whole family
> > can play! “
>
> Does a search of your family tree find any well known incestors???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

nothing can be searched online anymore. There's too much data.

On May 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<01e61d09-69a5-4d68-b86e-f7e68a300054n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Must you incest on bringing up that oldie I once marketed a board game; it was called "Incest: A game the whole
> > > family
> > > can play! “ Does a search of your family tree find any well known incestors???
> nothing can be searched online anymore. There's too much data.

And much too much Lore...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 3:02:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<01e61d09-69a5-4d68...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Must you incest on bringing up that oldie I once marketed a board game; it was called "Incest: A game the whole
> > > > family
> > > > can play! “ Does a search of your family tree find any well known incestors???
> > nothing can be searched online anymore. There's too much data.
> And much too much Lore...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I failed to mention the other game I marketed: it was called "Shit or Go Blind: a game of decision making strategy. "