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 by: Mike - Fri, 21 Apr 2023 11:24 UTC

On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<97ae5a90-7dea-4d41-80c2-0b67ba283856n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > > So you are into latex as well as leather!!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Whenever I'm with Stevie Nicks, we're both into leather and lace.
> > > > > > > > > Must be a big outfit to hold both of you at the same time
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > neither of us are complaining.
> > > > > > > Only true if one of you his dead.
> > > > > > before she died, we got in a little necking, but after she died,
> > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > accused me of necrophilia.
> > > > >
> > > > > Then there was the Frenchman who was accused of necrophilia, and his
> > > > > successful defense was that he didn't think that she was dead, he merely
> > > > > thought that she was British.
> > > > Was he morgue - ivfied to find out the truth???
> > >
> > > Yes, and then he started singing this Rascals song:
> > >
> > > It's a beautiful morguing, ah
> > > I think I'll go outside for a while and just smile
> > > Just take in some clean fresh air, boy
> > > (Ain't) No sense in staying inside
> > Which rascal were you??? Buckwheat, Spanky, Alfalfa, Porky, Waldo........... if you could just see Darlene and me in our extensive sex foreplay, you'd
> know my name was Spanky.

Just so she is not Butch...

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 21 Apr 2023 12:54 UTC

On Friday, April 21, 2023 at 6:24:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<97ae5a90-7dea-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > So you are into latex as well as leather!!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Whenever I'm with Stevie Nicks, we're both into leather and lace.
> > > > > > > > > > Must be a big outfit to hold both of you at the same time
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > neither of us are complaining.
> > > > > > > > Only true if one of you his dead.
> > > > > > > before she died, we got in a little necking, but after she died,
> > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > accused me of necrophilia.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Then there was the Frenchman who was accused of necrophilia, and his
> > > > > > successful defense was that he didn't think that she was dead, he merely
> > > > > > thought that she was British.
> > > > > Was he morgue - ivfied to find out the truth???
> > > >
> > > > Yes, and then he started singing this Rascals song:
> > > >
> > > > It's a beautiful morguing, ah
> > > > I think I'll go outside for a while and just smile
> > > > Just take in some clean fresh air, boy
> > > > (Ain't) No sense in staying inside
> > > Which rascal were you??? Buckwheat, Spanky, Alfalfa, Porky, Waldo............ if you could just see Darlene and me in our extensive sex foreplay, you'd
> > know my name was Spanky.
> Just so she is not Butch...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, she's not Butch. The name she was given at birth was Butch Fargason, but later, she thought, maybe being a woman she should change that. Although butch is slang for what , a masculine Dyke?

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 by: Mike - Sat, 22 Apr 2023 09:35 UTC

On Apr 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4548ebd9-24ee-4412-859f-413d09aa6c05n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 21, 2023 at 6:24:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<97ae5a90-7dea-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are into latex as well as leather!!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Whenever I'm with Stevie Nicks, we're both into leather and lace.
> > > > > > > > > > > Must be a big outfit to hold both of you at the same time
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > neither of us are complaining.
> > > > > > > > > Only true if one of you his dead.
> > > > > > > > before she died, we got in a little necking, but after she died,
> > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > accused me of necrophilia.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Then there was the Frenchman who was accused of necrophilia, and his
> > > > > > > successful defense was that he didn't think that she was dead, he
> > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > thought that she was British.
> > > > > > Was he morgue - ivfied to find out the truth???
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, and then he started singing this Rascals song:
> > > > >
> > > > > It's a beautiful morguing, ah
> > > > > I think I'll go outside for a while and just smile
> > > > > Just take in some clean fresh air, boy
> > > > > (Ain't) No sense in staying inside
> > > > Which rascal were you??? Buckwheat, Spanky, Alfalfa, Porky,
> > > > Waldo........... if you could just see Darlene and me in our extensive
> > > > sex foreplay, you'd
> > > know my name was Spanky.
> > Just so she is not Butch...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> no, she's not Butch. The name she was given at birth was Butch Fargason, but
> later, she thought, maybe being a woman she should change that. Although
> butch is slang for what , a masculine Dyke?

But not old enough to have been one of the Little Rascals.

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 22 Apr 2023 17:59 UTC

On Saturday, April 22, 2023 at 4:36:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4548ebd9-24ee-4412...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 21, 2023 at 6:24:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<97ae5a90-7dea-4d41...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So you are into latex as well as leather!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Whenever I'm with Stevie Nicks, we're both into leather and lace.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Must be a big outfit to hold both of you at the same time
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > neither of us are complaining.
> > > > > > > > > > Only true if one of you his dead.
> > > > > > > > > before she died, we got in a little necking, but after she died,
> > > > > > > > > everyone
> > > > > > > > > accused me of necrophilia.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Then there was the Frenchman who was accused of necrophilia, and his
> > > > > > > > successful defense was that he didn't think that she was dead, he
> > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > thought that she was British.
> > > > > > > Was he morgue - ivfied to find out the truth???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, and then he started singing this Rascals song:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It's a beautiful morguing, ah
> > > > > > I think I'll go outside for a while and just smile
> > > > > > Just take in some clean fresh air, boy
> > > > > > (Ain't) No sense in staying inside
> > > > > Which rascal were you??? Buckwheat, Spanky, Alfalfa, Porky,
> > > > > Waldo........... if you could just see Darlene and me in our extensive
> > > > > sex foreplay, you'd
> > > > know my name was Spanky.
> > > Just so she is not Butch...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > no, she's not Butch. The name she was given at birth was Butch Fargason, but
> > later, she thought, maybe being a woman she should change that. Although
> > butch is slang for what , a masculine Dyke?
> But not old enough to have been one of the Little Rascals.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There's this porn star named Live Cleo . She claims to be 69 years old. I wrote her and said if you're 69 years old , I'm 182. I also said how many drop dead gorgeous women are 69 years old?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 23 Apr 2023 15:33 UTC

On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e6bed1be-99f2-4adf-a4b1-ba77a94731ben@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 23, 2023 at 6:40:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0f8a2385-f4e4-4b51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Then there was the Frenchman who was accused of necrophilia, and
> > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > successful defense was that he didn't think that she was dead, he
> > > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > > thought that she was British.
> > > > > > > > > > Was he morgue - ivfied to find out the truth???
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, and then he started singing this Rascals song:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It's a beautiful morguing, ah
> > > > > > > > > I think I'll go outside for a while and just smile
> > > > > > > > > Just take in some clean fresh air, boy
> > > > > > > > > (Ain't) No sense in staying inside
> > > > > > > > Which rascal were you??? Buckwheat, Spanky, Alfalfa, Porky,
> > > > > > > > Waldo........... if you could just see Darlene and me in our extensive
> > > > > > > > sex foreplay, you'd
> > > > > > > know my name was Spanky.
> > > > > > Just so she is not Butch...
> > > > >
> > > > > no, she's not Butch. The name she was given at birth was Butch Fargason,
> > > > > but
> > > > > later, she thought, maybe being a woman she should change that. Although
> > > > > butch is slang for what , a masculine Dyke?
> > > > But not old enough to have been one of the Little Rascals.
> > >
> > > There's this porn star named Live Cleo . She claims to be 69 years old. I
> > > wrote her and said if you're 69 years old , I'm 182. I also said how many
> > > drop dead gorgeous women are 69 years old?
> > For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age
> Especially for the morticians who are into necrophilia.

Of corpse they are.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 23 Apr 2023 19:16 UTC

On Sunday, April 23, 2023 at 10:33:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e6bed1be-99f2-4adf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 23, 2023 at 6:40:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0f8a2385-f4e4-4b51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Then there was the Frenchman who was accused of necrophilia, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > successful defense was that he didn't think that she was dead, he
> > > > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > > > thought that she was British.
> > > > > > > > > > > Was he morgue - ivfied to find out the truth???
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, and then he started singing this Rascals song:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It's a beautiful morguing, ah
> > > > > > > > > > I think I'll go outside for a while and just smile
> > > > > > > > > > Just take in some clean fresh air, boy
> > > > > > > > > > (Ain't) No sense in staying inside
> > > > > > > > > Which rascal were you??? Buckwheat, Spanky, Alfalfa, Porky,
> > > > > > > > > Waldo........... if you could just see Darlene and me in our extensive
> > > > > > > > > sex foreplay, you'd
> > > > > > > > know my name was Spanky.
> > > > > > > Just so she is not Butch...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > no, she's not Butch. The name she was given at birth was Butch Fargason,
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > later, she thought, maybe being a woman she should change that. Although
> > > > > > butch is slang for what , a masculine Dyke?
> > > > > But not old enough to have been one of the Little Rascals.
> > > >
> > > > There's this porn star named Live Cleo . She claims to be 69 years old. I
> > > > wrote her and said if you're 69 years old , I'm 182. I also said how many
> > > > drop dead gorgeous women are 69 years old?
> > > For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age
> > Especially for the morticians who are into necrophilia.
> Of corpse they are.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this funeral ceremony, and a couple in attendance had bared their buttocks, and they were actually rubbing them together right during the funeral ceremony. The preacher scolded them and told them "what I actually said, Mr. and Mrs. Farnsworth , was ashes to ashes."

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 by: Mike - Sun, 23 Apr 2023 20:23 UTC

On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0eff77e2-9851-48d5-83ee-db32be726541n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there was the Frenchman who was accused of necrophilia, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > successful defense was that he didn't think that she was dead, he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thought that she was British.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Was he morgue - ivfied to find out the truth???
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, and then he started singing this Rascals song:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > It's a beautiful morguing, ah
> > > > > > > > > > > I think I'll go outside for a while and just smile
> > > > > > > > > > > Just take in some clean fresh air, boy
> > > > > > > > > > > (Ain't) No sense in staying inside
> > > > > > > > > > Which rascal were you??? Buckwheat, Spanky, Alfalfa, Porky,
> > > > > > > > > > Waldo........... if you could just see Darlene and me in our
> > > > > > > > > > extensive
> > > > > > > > > > sex foreplay, you'd
> > > > > > > > > know my name was Spanky.
> > > > > > > > Just so she is not Butch...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > no, she's not Butch. The name she was given at birth was Butch
> > > > > > > Fargason,
> > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > later, she thought, maybe being a woman she should change that.
> > > > > > > Although
> > > > > > > butch is slang for what , a masculine Dyke?
> > > > > > But not old enough to have been one of the Little Rascals.
> > > > >
> > > > > There's this porn star named Live Cleo . She claims to be 69 years old. I
> > > > > wrote her and said if you're 69 years old , I'm 182. I also said how many
> > > > > drop dead gorgeous women are 69 years old?
> > > > For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age
> > > Especially for the morticians who are into necrophilia.
> > Of corpse they are.
>
> there was this funeral ceremony, and a couple in attendance had bared their
> buttocks, and they were actually rubbing them together right during the
> funeral ceremony. The preacher scolded them and told them "what I actually
> said, Mr. and Mrs. Farnsworth , was ashes to ashes.”

By mis understanding they made an ash of themselves.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 04:59 UTC

On Sunday, April 23, 2023 at 3:23:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0eff77e2-9851-48d5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then there was the Frenchman who was accused of necrophilia, and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > successful defense was that he didn't think that she was dead, he
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thought that she was British.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Was he morgue - ivfied to find out the truth???
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, and then he started singing this Rascals song:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > It's a beautiful morguing, ah
> > > > > > > > > > > > I think I'll go outside for a while and just smile
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just take in some clean fresh air, boy
> > > > > > > > > > > > (Ain't) No sense in staying inside
> > > > > > > > > > > Which rascal were you??? Buckwheat, Spanky, Alfalfa, Porky,
> > > > > > > > > > > Waldo........... if you could just see Darlene and me in our
> > > > > > > > > > > extensive
> > > > > > > > > > > sex foreplay, you'd
> > > > > > > > > > know my name was Spanky.
> > > > > > > > > Just so she is not Butch...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > no, she's not Butch. The name she was given at birth was Butch
> > > > > > > > Fargason,
> > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > later, she thought, maybe being a woman she should change that.
> > > > > > > > Although
> > > > > > > > butch is slang for what , a masculine Dyke?
> > > > > > > But not old enough to have been one of the Little Rascals.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There's this porn star named Live Cleo . She claims to be 69 years old. I
> > > > > > wrote her and said if you're 69 years old , I'm 182. I also said how many
> > > > > > drop dead gorgeous women are 69 years old?
> > > > > For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age
> > > > Especially for the morticians who are into necrophilia.
> > > Of corpse they are.
> >
> > there was this funeral ceremony, and a couple in attendance had bared their
> > buttocks, and they were actually rubbing them together right during the
> > funeral ceremony. The preacher scolded them and told them "what I actually
> > said, Mr. and Mrs. Farnsworth , was ashes to ashes.”
>
> By mis understanding they made an ash of themselves.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The one that made an ash of himself was the fellow the funeral home cremated that day.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 07:17 UTC

On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e8404ba6-a661-49f1-9550-fa351d851a28n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > no, she's not Butch. The name she was given at birth was Butch
> > > > > > > > > Fargason,
> > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > later, she thought, maybe being a woman she should change that.
> > > > > > > > > Although
> > > > > > > > > butch is slang for what , a masculine Dyke?
> > > > > > > > But not old enough to have been one of the Little Rascals.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There's this porn star named Live Cleo . She claims to be 69 years
> > > > > > > old. I
> > > > > > > wrote her and said if you're 69 years old , I'm 182. I also said how
> > > > > > > many
> > > > > > > drop dead gorgeous women are 69 years old?
> > > > > > For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age
> > > > > Especially for the morticians who are into necrophilia.
> > > > Of corpse they are.
> > >
> > > there was this funeral ceremony, and a couple in attendance had bared their
> > > buttocks, and they were actually rubbing them together right during the
> > > funeral ceremony. The preacher scolded them and told them "what I actually
> > > said, Mr. and Mrs. Farnsworth , was ashes to ashes.”
> >
> > By mis understanding they made an ash of themselves.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> The one that made an ash of himself was the fellow the funeral home cremated
> that day.

He satisfied a burning ambition.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 23 Apr 2023 14:45 UTC

On Sunday, April 23, 2023 at 6:40:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0f8a2385-f4e4-4b51...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Then there was the Frenchman who was accused of necrophilia, and his
> > > > > > > > > > successful defense was that he didn't think that she was dead, he
> > > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > > thought that she was British.
> > > > > > > > > Was he morgue - ivfied to find out the truth???
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, and then he started singing this Rascals song:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's a beautiful morguing, ah
> > > > > > > > I think I'll go outside for a while and just smile
> > > > > > > > Just take in some clean fresh air, boy
> > > > > > > > (Ain't) No sense in staying inside
> > > > > > > Which rascal were you??? Buckwheat, Spanky, Alfalfa, Porky,
> > > > > > > Waldo........... if you could just see Darlene and me in our extensive
> > > > > > > sex foreplay, you'd
> > > > > > know my name was Spanky.
> > > > > Just so she is not Butch...
> > > >
> > > > no, she's not Butch. The name she was given at birth was Butch Fargason,
> > > > but
> > > > later, she thought, maybe being a woman she should change that. Although
> > > > butch is slang for what , a masculine Dyke?
> > > But not old enough to have been one of the Little Rascals.
> >
> > There's this porn star named Live Cleo . She claims to be 69 years old. I
> > wrote her and said if you're 69 years old , I'm 182. I also said how many
> > drop dead gorgeous women are 69 years old?
> For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Especially for the morticians who are into necrophilia.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 23 Apr 2023 11:40 UTC

On Apr 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0f8a2385-f4e4-4b51-b1d5-6751a3084147n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Then there was the Frenchman who was accused of necrophilia, and his
> > > > > > > > > successful defense was that he didn't think that she was dead, he
> > > > > > > > > merely
> > > > > > > > > thought that she was British.
> > > > > > > > Was he morgue - ivfied to find out the truth???
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, and then he started singing this Rascals song:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's a beautiful morguing, ah
> > > > > > > I think I'll go outside for a while and just smile
> > > > > > > Just take in some clean fresh air, boy
> > > > > > > (Ain't) No sense in staying inside
> > > > > > Which rascal were you??? Buckwheat, Spanky, Alfalfa, Porky,
> > > > > > Waldo........... if you could just see Darlene and me in our extensive
> > > > > > sex foreplay, you'd
> > > > > know my name was Spanky.
> > > > Just so she is not Butch...
> > >
> > > no, she's not Butch. The name she was given at birth was Butch Fargason,
> > > but
> > > later, she thought, maybe being a woman she should change that. Although
> > > butch is slang for what , a masculine Dyke?
> > But not old enough to have been one of the Little Rascals.
>
> There's this porn star named Live Cleo . She claims to be 69 years old. I
> wrote her and said if you're 69 years old , I'm 182. I also said how many
> drop dead gorgeous women are 69 years old?

For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 13:31 UTC

On Monday, April 24, 2023 at 2:18:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e8404ba6-a661-49f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > no, she's not Butch. The name she was given at birth was Butch
> > > > > > > > > > Fargason,
> > > > > > > > > > but
> > > > > > > > > > later, she thought, maybe being a woman she should change that.
> > > > > > > > > > Although
> > > > > > > > > > butch is slang for what , a masculine Dyke?
> > > > > > > > > But not old enough to have been one of the Little Rascals..
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There's this porn star named Live Cleo . She claims to be 69 years
> > > > > > > > old. I
> > > > > > > > wrote her and said if you're 69 years old , I'm 182. I also said how
> > > > > > > > many
> > > > > > > > drop dead gorgeous women are 69 years old?
> > > > > > > For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age
> > > > > > Especially for the morticians who are into necrophilia.
> > > > > Of corpse they are.
> > > >
> > > > there was this funeral ceremony, and a couple in attendance had bared their
> > > > buttocks, and they were actually rubbing them together right during the
> > > > funeral ceremony. The preacher scolded them and told them "what I actually
> > > > said, Mr. and Mrs. Farnsworth , was ashes to ashes.”
> > >
> > > By mis understanding they made an ash of themselves.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > The one that made an ash of himself was the fellow the funeral home cremated
> > that day.
> He satisfied a burning ambition.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx
yes, you're correct . he was that one I saw that "forensic files"'did a show on , there was some one I believe it was in Seattle torching buildings and an older man recognized some details in the news reports which told him that the perpetrator was his own son, and he turned in his own son . can you believe that ? and utterly fantastic story.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 18:59 UTC

On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<71848782-262b-4c45-8197-798c757d5c37n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age
> > > > > > > Especially for the morticians who are into necrophilia.
> > > > > > Of corpse they are.
> > > > >
> > > > > there was this funeral ceremony, and a couple in attendance had bared
> > > > > their
> > > > > buttocks, and they were actually rubbing them together right during the
> > > > > funeral ceremony. The preacher scolded them and told them "what I
> > > > > actually
> > > > > said, Mr. and Mrs. Farnsworth , was ashes to ashes.â€
> > > >
> > > > By mis understanding they made an ash of themselves.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > The one that made an ash of himself was the fellow the funeral home
> > > cremated
> > > that day.
> > He satisfied a burning ambition.
>
> yes, you're correct . he was that one I saw that "forensic files"'did a show
> on , there was some one I believe it was in Seattle torching buildings and an
> older man recognized some details in the news reports which told him that the
> perpetrator was his own son, and he turned in his own son . can you believe
> that ? and utterly fantastic story.

Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 19:55 UTC

On Monday, April 24, 2023 at 1:59:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<71848782-262b-4c45...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age
> > > > > > > > Especially for the morticians who are into necrophilia.
> > > > > > > Of corpse they are.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was this funeral ceremony, and a couple in attendance had bared
> > > > > > their
> > > > > > buttocks, and they were actually rubbing them together right during the
> > > > > > funeral ceremony. The preacher scolded them and told them "what I
> > > > > > actually
> > > > > > said, Mr. and Mrs. Farnsworth , was ashes to ashes.â€
> > > > >
> > > > > By mis understanding they made an ash of themselves.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > The one that made an ash of himself was the fellow the funeral home
> > > > cremated
> > > > that day.
> > > He satisfied a burning ambition.
> >
> > yes, you're correct . he was that one I saw that "forensic files"'did a show
> > on , there was some one I believe it was in Seattle torching buildings and an
> > older man recognized some details in the news reports which told him that the
> > perpetrator was his own son, and he turned in his own son . can you believe
> > that ? and utterly fantastic story.
> Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance money.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 08:21 UTC

On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<230e9135-f5b4-4eda-a2c9-823a420ce62en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age
> > > > > > > > > Especially for the morticians who are into necrophilia.
> > > > > > > > Of corpse they are.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was this funeral ceremony, and a couple in attendance had bared
> > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > buttocks, and they were actually rubbing them together right during the
> > > > > > > funeral ceremony. The preacher scolded them and told them "what I
> > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > said, Mr. and Mrs. Farnsworth , was ashes to ashes.â€
> > > > > >
> > > > > > By mis understanding they made an ash of themselves.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > The one that made an ash of himself was the fellow the funeral home
> > > > > cremated
> > > > > that day.
> > > > He satisfied a burning ambition.
> > >
> > > yes, you're correct . he was that one I saw that "forensic files"'did a
> > > show
> > > on , there was some one I believe it was in Seattle torching buildings and
> > > an
> > > older man recognized some details in the news reports which told him that
> > > the
> > > perpetrator was his own son, and he turned in his own son . can you believe
> > > that ? and utterly fantastic story.
> > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
>
> another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance money.

But you need to practice first --- try something small
======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 13:37 UTC

On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 3:21:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<230e9135-f5b4-4eda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > For the mortician they are all beautiful no matter what their age
> > > > > > > > > > Especially for the morticians who are into necrophilia.
> > > > > > > > > Of corpse they are.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was this funeral ceremony, and a couple in attendance had bared
> > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > buttocks, and they were actually rubbing them together right during the
> > > > > > > > funeral ceremony. The preacher scolded them and told them "what I
> > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > said, Mr. and Mrs. Farnsworth , was ashes to ashes.â€
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > By mis understanding they made an ash of themselves.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > The one that made an ash of himself was the fellow the funeral home
> > > > > > cremated
> > > > > > that day.
> > > > > He satisfied a burning ambition.
> > > >
> > > > yes, you're correct . he was that one I saw that "forensic files"'did a
> > > > show
> > > > on , there was some one I believe it was in Seattle torching buildings and
> > > > an
> > > > older man recognized some details in the news reports which told him that
> > > > the
> > > > perpetrator was his own son, and he turned in his own son . can you believe
> > > > that ? and utterly fantastic story.
> > > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
> >
> > another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance money.
>
> But you need to practice first --- try something small
> ======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the pecan crop , thousands of them out
there dead.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 15:49 UTC

On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > He satisfied a burning ambition.
> > > > >
> > > > > yes, you're correct . he was that one I saw that "forensic files"'did a
> > > > > show
> > > > > on , there was some one I believe it was in Seattle torching buildings
> > > > > and
> > > > > an
> > > > > older man recognized some details in the news reports which told him that
> > > > > the
> > > > > perpetrator was his own son, and he turned in his own son . can you
> > > > > believe
> > > > > that ? and utterly fantastic story.
> > > > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
> > >
> > > another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance money.
> >
> > But you need to practice first --- try something small
> > ======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00
>
> Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the pecan crop
> , thousands of them out
> there dead.

Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 04:12 UTC

On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 10:49:43 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5dc9cf01-dffe-43f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > He satisfied a burning ambition.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes, you're correct . he was that one I saw that "forensic files"'did a
> > > > > > show
> > > > > > on , there was some one I believe it was in Seattle torching buildings
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > an
> > > > > > older man recognized some details in the news reports which told him that
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > perpetrator was his own son, and he turned in his own son . can you
> > > > > > believe
> > > > > > that ? and utterly fantastic story.
> > > > > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
> > > >
> > > > another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance money.
> > >
> > > But you need to practice first --- try something small
> > > ======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00
> >
> > Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the pecan crop
> > , thousands of them out
> > there dead.
> Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Chief Pitikwahanapiwiyin killed thousands of squirrels, and wound up in a deadlock sporting his dreadlocks.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 10:41 UTC

On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ddc2a2f2-a77e-4b24-8752-3eaa04fd4dd1n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > He satisfied a burning ambition.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yes, you're correct . he was that one I saw that "forensic files"'did a
> > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > on , there was some one I believe it was in Seattle torching buildings
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > older man recognized some details in the news reports which told him
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > perpetrator was his own son, and he turned in his own son . can you
> > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > that ? and utterly fantastic story.
> > > > > > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
> > > > >
> > > > > another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance money.
> > > >
> > > > But you need to practice first --- try something small
> > > > ======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00
> > >
> > > Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the pecan
> > > crop
> > > , thousands of them out
> > > there dead.
> > Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.
>
> Chief Pitikwahanapiwiyin killed thousands of squirrels, and wound up in a
> deadlock sporting his dreadlocks.

PETA you could not have stopped him before it was too late.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 13:32 UTC

On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 5:41:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ddc2a2f2-a77e-4b24...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > He satisfied a burning ambition.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yes, you're correct . he was that one I saw that "forensic files"'did a
> > > > > > > > show
> > > > > > > > on , there was some one I believe it was in Seattle torching buildings
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > an
> > > > > > > > older man recognized some details in the news reports which told him
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > perpetrator was his own son, and he turned in his own son . can you
> > > > > > > > believe
> > > > > > > > that ? and utterly fantastic story.
> > > > > > > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance money.
> > > > >
> > > > > But you need to practice first --- try something small
> > > > > ======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00
> > > >
> > > > Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the pecan
> > > > crop
> > > > , thousands of them out
> > > > there dead.
> > > Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.
> >
> > Chief Pitikwahanapiwiyin killed thousands of squirrels, and wound up in a
> > deadlock sporting his dreadlocks.
> PETA you could not have stopped him before it was too late.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was unstoppable.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 14:54 UTC

On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0ebfde7d-051f-4bad-8f1b-26db3917e611n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance money.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But you need to practice first --- try something small
> > > > > > ======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00
> > > > >
> > > > > Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the pecan
> > > > > crop
> > > > > , thousands of them out
> > > > > there dead.
> > > > Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.
> > >
> > > Chief Pitikwahanapiwiyin killed thousands of squirrels, and wound up in a
> > > deadlock sporting his dreadlocks.
> > PETA you could not have stopped him before it was too late.
>
> He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> unstoppable.

His attempts to do so were in vein.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 17:09 UTC

On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 9:54:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0ebfde7d-051f-4bad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance money.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But you need to practice first --- try something small
> > > > > > > ======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the pecan
> > > > > > crop
> > > > > > , thousands of them out
> > > > > > there dead.
> > > > > Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.
> > > >
> > > > Chief Pitikwahanapiwiyin killed thousands of squirrels, and wound up in a
> > > > deadlock sporting his dreadlocks.
> > > PETA you could not have stopped him before it was too late.
> >
> > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> > unstoppable.
> His attempts to do so were in vein.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 19:19 UTC

On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<08387bbe-d56d-457e-9207-12fd1965843fn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance
> > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > But you need to practice first --- try something small
> > > > > > > > ======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the
> > > > > > > pecan
> > > > > > > crop
> > > > > > > , thousands of them out
> > > > > > > there dead.
> > > > > > Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.
> > > > >
> > > > > Chief Pitikwahanapiwiyin killed thousands of squirrels, and wound up in a
> > > > > deadlock sporting his dreadlocks.
> > > > PETA you could not have stopped him before it was too late.
> > >
> > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> > > unstoppable.
> > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.

Reminds me of Venous D'Milo

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 27 Apr 2023 03:25 UTC

On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 2:19:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<08387bbe-d56d-457e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager..
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance
> > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > But you need to practice first --- try something small
> > > > > > > > > ======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the
> > > > > > > > pecan
> > > > > > > > crop
> > > > > > > > , thousands of them out
> > > > > > > > there dead.
> > > > > > > Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Chief Pitikwahanapiwiyin killed thousands of squirrels, and wound up in a
> > > > > > deadlock sporting his dreadlocks.
> > > > > PETA you could not have stopped him before it was too late.
> > > >
> > > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> > > > unstoppable.
> > > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> > We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.
> Reminds me of Venous D'Milo
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I like Venus D' Sorghum better.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 27 Apr 2023 10:05 UTC

On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8fad3c86-e019-4a9f-bef0-7052f4d4bee2n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > > > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance
> > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > But you need to practice first --- try something small
> > > > > > > > > > ======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the
> > > > > > > > > pecan
> > > > > > > > > crop
> > > > > > > > > , thousands of them out
> > > > > > > > > there dead.
> > > > > > > > Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Chief Pitikwahanapiwiyin killed thousands of squirrels, and wound up
> > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > deadlock sporting his dreadlocks.
> > > > > > PETA you could not have stopped him before it was too late.
> > > > >
> > > > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> > > > > unstoppable.
> > > > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> > > We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.
> > Reminds me of Venous D'Milo
>
> I like Venus D' Sorghum better.

Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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