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 by: Mike - Tue, 3 Jan 2023 20:57 UTC

I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
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On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
> All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and she didn't see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was shitting on a small fortune.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 4 Jan 2023 11:21 UTC

On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5-93f4-6e830f0563f2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
> > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and she didn't
> see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was shitting on a
> small fortune.

It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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Groucho Marx

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On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
> > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and she didn't
> > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was shitting on a
> > small fortune.
> It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out by the front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 4 Jan 2023 18:33 UTC

On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d-af4a-532a8ead38ffn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
> > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and she
> > > didn't
> > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was shitting on a
> > > small fortune.
> > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out by the
> front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.

She would not a-commode-date your request

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
> > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and she
> > > > didn't
> > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was shitting on a
> > > > small fortune.
> > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out by the
> > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.
> She would not a-commode-date your request
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty to the point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town with it.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 5 Jan 2023 07:46 UTC

On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed-a75b-d83bf05e5c42n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
> > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and she
> > > > > didn't
> > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was shitting on
> > > > > a
> > > > > small fortune.
> > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out by the
> > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.
> > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty to the
> point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town with it.

Potty humor was ot her ting!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 5 Jan 2023 16:47 UTC

On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
> > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and she
> > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was shitting on
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out by the
> > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.
> > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty to the
> > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town with it.
> Potty humor was ot her ting!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus developing a potty mouth.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 5 Jan 2023 18:09 UTC

On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c-aff1-e1f21d0017bdn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
> > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and she
> > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was shitting
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out by the
> > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.
> > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty to the
> > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town with it.
> > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus
> developing a potty mouth.

THats a real pissoir of a story.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
> > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and she
> > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was shitting
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out by the
> > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.
> > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty to the
> > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town with it.
> > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus
> > developing a potty mouth.
> THats a real pissoir of a story.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called pissoir ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 6 Jan 2023 11:11 UTC

On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4-bac2-98e75ac7ee88n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
> > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was shitting
> > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out by
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.
> > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty to the
> > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town with it.
> > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus
> > > developing a potty mouth.
> > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called pissoir
> ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.

So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what needs two be
done..

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 6 Jan 2023 15:41 UTC

On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of money.
> > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and
> > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was shitting
> > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out by
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.
> > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty to the
> > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town with it.
> > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus
> > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called pissoir
> > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what needs two be
> done..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls , it really pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a set of them.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 6 Jan 2023 19:37 UTC

On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e1ba3c91-ea31-409f-b5a9-7f61fb4ada82n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and
> > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was
> > > > > > > > > > > shitting
> > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out by
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.
> > > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty to
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town with
> > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus
> > > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called
> > > pissoir
> > > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> > So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what needs two be
> > done..
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls , it really
> pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is
> heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a set of
> them.

So being straight by saying you are not straight???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 6 Jan 2023 21:52 UTC

On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 1:37:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e1ba3c91-ea31-409f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode and
> > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > shitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out by
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.
> > > > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty to
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town with
> > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus
> > > > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called
> > > > pissoir
> > > > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> > > So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what needs two be
> > > done..
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls , it really
> > pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is
> > heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a set of
> > them.
> So being straight by saying you are not straight???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was an episode of All in the Family where Archie brought a male coworker home so they could have dinner and an evening at home and this guy whenever anyone asked him are you married he would say "No, but I'm straight as an arrow."

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 by: Mike - Sat, 7 Jan 2023 09:15 UTC

On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<64a1998b-6c69-49a4-8f10-ecd9b702916cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 1:37:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e1ba3c91-ea31-409f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > shitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out
> > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.
> > > > > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty to
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town with
> > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus
> > > > > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > > > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called
> > > > > pissoir
> > > > > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> > > > So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what needs two
> > > > be
> > > > done..
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls , it
> > > really
> > > pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is
> > > heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a set of
> > > them.
> > So being straight by saying you are not straight???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There was an episode of All in the Family where Archie brought a male
> coworker home so they could have dinner and an evening at home and this guy
> whenever anyone asked him are you married he would say "No, but I'm straight
> as an arrow.”

I have no quarrel with that

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 7 Jan 2023 14:52 UTC

On Saturday, January 7, 2023 at 3:15:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<64a1998b-6c69-49a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 1:37:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e1ba3c91-ea31-409f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > shitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out
> > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't listen.
> > > > > > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty to
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town with
> > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus
> > > > > > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > > > > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called
> > > > > > pissoir
> > > > > > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> > > > > So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what needs two
> > > > > be
> > > > > done..
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls , it
> > > > really
> > > > pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is
> > > > heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a set of
> > > > them.
> > > So being straight by saying you are not straight???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was an episode of All in the Family where Archie brought a male
> > coworker home so they could have dinner and an evening at home and this guy
> > whenever anyone asked him are you married he would say "No, but I'm straight
> > as an arrow.”
>
> I have no quarrel with that
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 8 Jan 2023 10:50 UTC

On Jan 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a2444ee0-6a28-4928-bc41-6e831add2730n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, January 7, 2023 at 3:15:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<64a1998b-6c69-49a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 1:37:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e1ba3c91-ea31-409f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > listen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town
> > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus
> > > > > > > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > > > > > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called
> > > > > > > pissoir
> > > > > > > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> > > > > > So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what needs
> > > > > > two
> > > > > > be
> > > > > > done..
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls , it
> > > > > really
> > > > > pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is
> > > > > heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a set
> > > > > of
> > > > > them.
> > > > So being straight by saying you are not straight???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There was an episode of All in the Family where Archie brought a male
> > > coworker home so they could have dinner and an evening at home and this guy
> > > whenever anyone asked him are you married he would say "No, but I'm
> > > straight
> > > as an arrow.”
> >
> > I have no quarrel with that
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So Mike , you used the word "quarrel" in reference to archery somehow or
> another , you made me go research this , I can't find where quarrel has any
> meaning in the context of archery , you ran me around in circles just like
> Dan Bolser did and now we're not speaking. Dan and I are not speaking; you
> and I are OK. Although we're writing and not really speaking.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 8 Jan 2023 14:40 UTC

On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:50:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a2444ee0-6a28-4928...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, January 7, 2023 at 3:15:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<64a1998b-6c69-49a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 1:37:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e1ba3c91-ea31-409f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > listen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus
> > > > > > > > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > > > > > > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called
> > > > > > > > pissoir
> > > > > > > > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> > > > > > > So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what needs
> > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > done..
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls , it
> > > > > > really
> > > > > > pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is
> > > > > > heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a set
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > them.
> > > > > So being straight by saying you are not straight???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was an episode of All in the Family where Archie brought a male
> > > > coworker home so they could have dinner and an evening at home and this guy
> > > > whenever anyone asked him are you married he would say "No, but I'm
> > > > straight
> > > > as an arrow.”
> > >
> > > I have no quarrel with that
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So Mike , you used the word "quarrel" in reference to archery somehow or
> > another , you made me go research this , I can't find where quarrel has any
> > meaning in the context of archery , you ran me around in circles just like
> > Dan Bolser did and now we're not speaking. Dan and I are not speaking; you
> > and I are OK. Although we're writing and not really speaking.
> quar·rel2|ˈkwôrəl|noun1historicala short,heavy, square-headedarrowor bolt
> used in acrossboworarbalest.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 8 Jan 2023 16:55 UTC

On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8081aca9-416c-46d8-a2d1-237483b82092n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:50:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a2444ee0-6a28-4928...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, January 7, 2023 at 3:15:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<64a1998b-6c69-49a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 1:37:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<e1ba3c91-ea31-409f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > listen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town
> > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean,
> > > > > > > > > > > thus
> > > > > > > > > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called
> > > > > > > > > pissoir
> > > > > > > > > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> > > > > > > > So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what needs
> > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > done..
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls , it
> > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is
> > > > > > > heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a
> > > > > > > set
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > So being straight by saying you are not straight???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There was an episode of All in the Family where Archie brought a male
> > > > > coworker home so they could have dinner and an evening at home and this
> > > > > guy
> > > > > whenever anyone asked him are you married he would say "No, but I'm
> > > > > straight
> > > > > as an arrow.”
> > > >
> > > > I have no quarrel with that
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So Mike , you used the word "quarrel" in reference to archery somehow or
> > > another , you made me go research this , I can't find where quarrel has any
> > > meaning in the context of archery , you ran me around in circles just like
> > > Dan Bolser did and now we're not speaking. Dan and I are not speaking; you
> > > and I are OK. Although we're writing and not really speaking.
> > quar·rel2|ˈkwôrəl|noun1historicala short,heavy, square-headedarrowor
> > bolt
> > used in acrossboworarbalest.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I'd quarrel with that definition, but I'm all quarreled out.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 8 Jan 2023 20:28 UTC

On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 10:55:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8081aca9-416c-46d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:50:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a2444ee0-6a28-4928...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, January 7, 2023 at 3:15:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<64a1998b-6c69-49a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 1:37:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<e1ba3c91-ea31-409f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > listen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean,
> > > > > > > > > > > > thus
> > > > > > > > > > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called
> > > > > > > > > > pissoir
> > > > > > > > > > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> > > > > > > > > So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what needs
> > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > done..
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls , it
> > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is
> > > > > > > > heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a
> > > > > > > > set
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > So being straight by saying you are not straight???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was an episode of All in the Family where Archie brought a male
> > > > > > coworker home so they could have dinner and an evening at home and this
> > > > > > guy
> > > > > > whenever anyone asked him are you married he would say "No, but I'm
> > > > > > straight
> > > > > > as an arrow.”
> > > > >
> > > > > I have no quarrel with that
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So Mike , you used the word "quarrel" in reference to archery somehow or
> > > > another , you made me go research this , I can't find where quarrel has any
> > > > meaning in the context of archery , you ran me around in circles just like
> > > > Dan Bolser did and now we're not speaking. Dan and I are not speaking; you
> > > > and I are OK. Although we're writing and not really speaking.
> > > quar·rel2|ˈkwôrəl|noun1historicala short,heavy, square-headedarrowor
> > > bolt
> > > used in acrossboworarbalest.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I'd quarrel with that definition, but I'm all quarreled out.
> You prefer to dart for cover....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Sun, 8 Jan 2023 22:05 UTC

On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48-bf35-86e05f82bf14n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 10:55:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8081aca9-416c-46d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:50:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a2444ee0-6a28-4928...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, January 7, 2023 at 3:15:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<64a1998b-6c69-49a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 1:37:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<e1ba3c91-ea31-409f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > listen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thus
> > > > > > > > > > > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type
> > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > pissoir
> > > > > > > > > > > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> > > > > > > > > > So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what
> > > > > > > > > > needs
> > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > done..
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls ,
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is
> > > > > > > > > heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a
> > > > > > > > > set
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > So being straight by saying you are not straight???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There was an episode of All in the Family where Archie brought a male
> > > > > > > coworker home so they could have dinner and an evening at home and this
> > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > whenever anyone asked him are you married he would say "No, but I'm
> > > > > > > straight
> > > > > > > as an arrow.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have no quarrel with that
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So Mike , you used the word "quarrel" in reference to archery somehow or
> > > > > another , you made me go research this , I can't find where quarrel has
> > > > > any
> > > > > meaning in the context of archery , you ran me around in circles just
> > > > > like
> > > > > Dan Bolser did and now we're not speaking. Dan and I are not speaking;
> > > > > you
> > > > > and I are OK. Although we're writing and not really speaking.
> > > > quar·rel2|ˈkwôrəl|noun1historicala short,heavy, square-headedarrowor
> > > > bolt
> > > > used in acrossboworarbalest.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I'd quarrel with that definition, but I'm all quarreled out.
> > You prefer to dart for cover....
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I dart for cover if there's a huge five ton objet d'art
> hanging over my head.


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On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 10:55:15 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8081aca9-416c-46d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:50:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a2444ee0-6a28-4928...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, January 7, 2023 at 3:15:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<64a1998b-6c69-49a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 1:37:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<e1ba3c91-ea31-409f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > commode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > showed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > listen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thus
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type
> > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > pissoir
> > > > > > > > > > > > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> > > > > > > > > > > So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what
> > > > > > > > > > > needs
> > > > > > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > done..
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls ,
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is
> > > > > > > > > > heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a
> > > > > > > > > > set
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > them.
> > > > > > > > > So being straight by saying you are not straight???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There was an episode of All in the Family where Archie brought a male
> > > > > > > > coworker home so they could have dinner and an evening at home and this
> > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > whenever anyone asked him are you married he would say "No, but I'm
> > > > > > > > straight
> > > > > > > > as an arrow.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I have no quarrel with that
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So Mike , you used the word "quarrel" in reference to archery somehow or
> > > > > > another , you made me go research this , I can't find where quarrel has
> > > > > > any
> > > > > > meaning in the context of archery , you ran me around in circles just
> > > > > > like
> > > > > > Dan Bolser did and now we're not speaking. Dan and I are not speaking;
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > and I are OK. Although we're writing and not really speaking.
> > > > > quar·rel2|ˈkwôrəl|noun1historicala short,heavy, square-headedarrowor
> > > > > bolt
> > > > > used in acrossboworarbalest.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I'd quarrel with that definition, but I'm all quarreled out.
> > > You prefer to dart for cover....
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I dart for cover if there's a huge five ton objet d'art
> > hanging over my head.
> You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 9 Jan 2023 10:42 UTC

On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb-8f4c-c378c0d733e0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
>
> there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name was
> Suzanne Flechette.

But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 9 Jan 2023 21:51 UTC

On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> >
> > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name was
> > Suzanne Flechette.
> But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric "And points of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high."

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 by: Mike - Tue, 10 Jan 2023 12:16 UTC

On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d-b11a-a122d9dc9deen@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > >
> > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name was
> > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric "And points
> of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”

So I do not have to pointer out to you

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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