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Re: Valuable

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 10 Jan 2023 16:47 UTC

On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > >
> > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name was
> > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric "And points
> > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
>
> So I do not have to pointer out to you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint" and "man in the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but the world's most experienced sexual guy.

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On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e-a1ff-fc83d9a2d00en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > >
> > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name was
> > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric "And
> > > points
> > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> >
> > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint" and "man in
> the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but the
> world's most experienced sexual guy.

Guy’s yes, but how about girls???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 11 Jan 2023 03:34 UTC

On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name was
> > > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric "And
> > > > points
> > > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> > >
> > > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint" and "man in
> > the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but the
> > world's most experienced sexual guy.
> Guy’s yes, but how about girls???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You're asking "how about girls ", so you don't even know what a girl is , you've been with so many guys?

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 by: Mike - Wed, 11 Jan 2023 11:51 UTC

On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9ce5b9e7-0020-4a1f-952b-86684c4ffc6bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name was
> > > > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric "And
> > > > > points
> > > > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> > > >
> > > > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint" and "man
> > > in
> > > the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but the
> > > world's most experienced sexual guy.
> > Guy’s yes, but how about girls???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> You're asking "how about girls ", so you don't even know what a girl is ,
> you've been with so many guys?

But it is strictly platoon-ic

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Valuable

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 11 Jan 2023 22:19 UTC

On Wednesday, January 11, 2023 at 5:51:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9ce5b9e7-0020-4a1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name was
> > > > > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric "And
> > > > > > points
> > > > > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> > > > >
> > > > > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint" and "man
> > > > in
> > > > the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but the
> > > > world's most experienced sexual guy.
> > > Guy’s yes, but how about girls???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > You're asking "how about girls ", so you don't even know what a girl is ,
> > you've been with so many guys?
> But it is strictly platoon-ic
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So you have a platonic relationship with the WACS. Sounds slightly out of the ordinary, perhaps a true
he-man wouldn't want to admit such a thing.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 Jan 2023 08:29 UTC

On Jan 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f0d06c07-bd61-4154-a753-11b3db0aa631n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, January 11, 2023 at 5:51:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9ce5b9e7-0020-4a1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name
> > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > > > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric "And
> > > > > > > points
> > > > > > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint" and "man
> > > > > in
> > > > > the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but the
> > > > > world's most experienced sexual guy.
> > > > Guy’s yes, but how about girls???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > You're asking "how about girls ", so you don't even know what a girl is ,
> > > you've been with so many guys?
> > But it is strictly platoon-ic
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So you have a platonic relationship with the WACS. Sounds slightly out of the
> ordinary, perhaps a true
> he-man wouldn't want to admit such a thing.

WACS --- never --- WAVES yes as I would never mix with the enemy... GO NAVY

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 12 Jan 2023 17:18 UTC

On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 2:50:55 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f0d06c07-bd61-4154...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, January 11, 2023 at 5:51:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<9ce5b9e7-0020-4a1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name
> > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > > > > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric "And
> > > > > > > > points
> > > > > > > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint" and "man
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but the
> > > > > > world's most experienced sexual guy.
> > > > > Guy’s yes, but how about girls???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > You're asking "how about girls ", so you don't even know what a girl is ,
> > > > you've been with so many guys?
> > > But it is strictly platoon-ic
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So you have a platonic relationship with the WACS. Sounds slightly out of the
> > ordinary, perhaps a true
> > he-man wouldn't want to admit such a thing.
> WACS --- never --- WAVES yes as I would never mix with the enemy... GO NAVY
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

But with the Global Brain having instantiated, there are no enemas.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 12 Jan 2023 17:29 UTC

On Jan 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<98b8302a-a8a5-45ed-a873-7650fc61bbd0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 2:50:55 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f0d06c07-bd61-4154...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, January 11, 2023 at 5:51:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<9ce5b9e7-0020-4a1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > > > > > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric "And
> > > > > > > > > points
> > > > > > > > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint" and
> > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but the
> > > > > > > world's most experienced sexual guy.
> > > > > > Guy’s yes, but how about girls???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > You're asking "how about girls ", so you don't even know what a girl is ,
> > > > > you've been with so many guys?
> > > > But it is strictly platoon-ic
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So you have a platonic relationship with the WACS. Sounds slightly out of
> > > the
> > > ordinary, perhaps a true
> > > he-man wouldn't want to admit such a thing.
> > WACS --- never --- WAVES yes as I would never mix with the enemy... GO NAVY
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> But with the Global Brain having instantiated, there are no enemas.

That does not stop me from makeing WAVEs

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 11:29:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<98b8302a-a8a5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 2:50:55 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f0d06c07-bd61-4154...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, January 11, 2023 at 5:51:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<9ce5b9e7-0020-4a1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her name
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > > > > > > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric "And
> > > > > > > > > > points
> > > > > > > > > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint" and
> > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but the
> > > > > > > > world's most experienced sexual guy.
> > > > > > > Guy’s yes, but how about girls???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You're asking "how about girls ", so you don't even know what a girl is ,
> > > > > > you've been with so many guys?
> > > > > But it is strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So you have a platonic relationship with the WACS. Sounds slightly out of
> > > > the
> > > > ordinary, perhaps a true
> > > > he-man wouldn't want to admit such a thing.
> > > WACS --- never --- WAVES yes as I would never mix with the enemy... GO NAVY
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > But with the Global Brain having instantiated, there are no enemas.
> That does not stop me from makeing WAVEs
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

If you make WAVES , Mike, the World Thought Police (WTP) will come and throw you into room 101.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 13 Jan 2023 11:12 UTC

On Jan 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<deb86f2c-4d25-4bec-bff3-2edc8844b2c2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 11:29:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<98b8302a-a8a5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 2:50:55 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f0d06c07-bd61-4154...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, January 11, 2023 at 5:51:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<9ce5b9e7-0020-4a1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric
> > > > > > > > > > > "And
> > > > > > > > > > > points
> > > > > > > > > > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint" and
> > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > world's most experienced sexual guy.
> > > > > > > > Guy’s yes, but how about girls???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You're asking "how about girls ", so you don't even know what a girl
> > > > > > > is ,
> > > > > > > you've been with so many guys?
> > > > > > But it is strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > So you have a platonic relationship with the WACS. Sounds slightly out of
> > > > > the
> > > > > ordinary, perhaps a true
> > > > > he-man wouldn't want to admit such a thing.
> > > > WACS --- never --- WAVES yes as I would never mix with the enemy... GO
> > > > NAVY
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > But with the Global Brain having instantiated, there are no enemas.
> > That does not stop me from makeing WAVEs
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> If you make WAVES , Mike, the World Thought Police (WTP) will come and throw
> you into room 101.

What did they do when they had you in there??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 14 Jan 2023 05:23 UTC

On Friday, January 13, 2023 at 5:12:46 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<deb86f2c-4d25-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 11:29:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<98b8302a-a8a5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 2:50:55 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f0d06c07-bd61-4154...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, January 11, 2023 at 5:51:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<9ce5b9e7-0020-4a1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric
> > > > > > > > > > > > "And
> > > > > > > > > > > > points
> > > > > > > > > > > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint" and
> > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > world's most experienced sexual guy.
> > > > > > > > > Guy’s yes, but how about girls???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You're asking "how about girls ", so you don't even know what a girl
> > > > > > > > is ,
> > > > > > > > you've been with so many guys?
> > > > > > > But it is strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So you have a platonic relationship with the WACS. Sounds slightly out of
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > ordinary, perhaps a true
> > > > > > he-man wouldn't want to admit such a thing.
> > > > > WACS --- never --- WAVES yes as I would never mix with the enemy.... GO
> > > > > NAVY
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > But with the Global Brain having instantiated, there are no enemas.
> > > That does not stop me from makeing WAVEs
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > If you make WAVES , Mike, the World Thought Police (WTP) will come and throw
> > you into room 101.
> What did they do when they had you in there??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for me they put a picture of Donald Trump.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 14 Jan 2023 11:01 UTC

On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a60df624-93c7-419b-a284-bb431800aafbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, January 13, 2023 at 5:12:46 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<deb86f2c-4d25-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 11:29:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<98b8302a-a8a5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 2:50:55 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f0d06c07-bd61-4154...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 11, 2023 at 5:51:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<9ce5b9e7-0020-4a1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > points
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint"
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > world's most experienced sexual guy.
> > > > > > > > > > Guy’s yes, but how about girls???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You're asking "how about girls ", so you don't even know what a girl
> > > > > > > > > is ,
> > > > > > > > > you've been with so many guys?
> > > > > > > > But it is strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So you have a platonic relationship with the WACS. Sounds slightly out
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > ordinary, perhaps a true
> > > > > > > he-man wouldn't want to admit such a thing.
> > > > > > WACS --- never --- WAVES yes as I would never mix with the enemy... GO
> > > > > > NAVY
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > But with the Global Brain having instantiated, there are no enemas.
> > > > That does not stop me from makeing WAVEs
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > If you make WAVES , Mike, the World Thought Police (WTP) will come and
> > > throw
> > > you into room 101.
> > What did they do when they had you in there??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for me they
> put a picture of Donald Trump.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 14 Jan 2023 13:46 UTC

On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, January 13, 2023 at 5:12:46 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<deb86f2c-4d25-4bec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 11:29:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<98b8302a-a8a5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 2:50:55 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f0d06c07-bd61-4154...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 11, 2023 at 5:51:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<9ce5b9e7-0020-4a1f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 1:36:50 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8de239f2-6eb9-459e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 10, 2023 at 6:16:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a3c53608-ea31-450d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:42:31 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<8f25527e-d9c4-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:05:39 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<64859b99-9f9d-4d48...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You description is a bit thin, you need to flechette out a bit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > there was an actress that went on the Tonight Show a lot, her
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Suzanne Flechette.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But Carol Wayne’s points needed more attention
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Weren't they referred to in that Pete Seeger song with the lyric
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "And
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > points
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of her own sitting way up high , sitting way up firm and high.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So I do not have to pointer out to you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > No, I am an expert at sexual terms, such as "points" and "taint"
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > "man
> > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the boat", all of those things. Being, well, I hate to say it, but
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > world's most experienced sexual guy.
> > > > > > > > > > > Guy’s yes, but how about girls???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You're asking "how about girls ", so you don't even know what a girl
> > > > > > > > > > is ,
> > > > > > > > > > you've been with so many guys?
> > > > > > > > > But it is strictly platoon-ic
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So you have a platonic relationship with the WACS. Sounds slightly out
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > ordinary, perhaps a true
> > > > > > > > he-man wouldn't want to admit such a thing.
> > > > > > > WACS --- never --- WAVES yes as I would never mix with the enemy... GO
> > > > > > > NAVY
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But with the Global Brain having instantiated, there are no enemas.
> > > > > That does not stop me from makeing WAVEs
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > If you make WAVES , Mike, the World Thought Police (WTP) will come and
> > > > throw
> > > > you into room 101.
> > > What did they do when they had you in there??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for me they
> > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> Thats even worse
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f-8294-7a934f0e9732n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for me they
> > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > Thats even worse
>
> Yes, my point exactly.

Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 15 Jan 2023 19:48 UTC

On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 3:45:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for me they
> > > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > > Thats even worse
> >
> > Yes, my point exactly.
>
> Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

"Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it."

It seems that there is a cliché to cover every situation.

I once heard this meta-cliche:

"For every cliché, there is an equal and opposite cliché."

Actually, Tony Randall talked about that on the Tonight Show.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 15 Jan 2023 22:14 UTC

On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ddf8b00f-c60b-4a84-891a-676535fe7115n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 3:45:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for me
> > > > > they
> > > > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > > > Thats even worse
> > >
> > > Yes, my point exactly.
> >
> > Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> "Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it."
>
> It seems that there is a cliché to cover every situation.
>
> I once heard this meta-cliche:
>
> "For every cliché, there is an equal and opposite cliché."
>
> Actually, Tony Randall talked about that on the Tonight Show.

I prefer the quote

“Sometimes history does not repeat itself, instead it throws a brick and
cries ‘Can;t you remember anthing I taught you’"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 16 Jan 2023 05:22 UTC

On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 4:14:46 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ddf8b00f-c60b-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 3:45:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for me
> > > > > > they
> > > > > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > > > > Thats even worse
> > > >
> > > > Yes, my point exactly.
> > >
> > > Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > "Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it."
> >
> > It seems that there is a cliché to cover every situation.
> >
> > I once heard this meta-cliche:
> >
> > "For every cliché, there is an equal and opposite cliché."
> >
> > Actually, Tony Randall talked about that on the Tonight Show.
> I prefer the quote
>
> “Sometimes history does not repeat itself, instead it throws a brick and
> cries ‘Can;t you remember anthing I taught you’"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

reminds me of what someone said you should do if you don't like McDonald's : you get a brick and tie a note to it that reads "you deserve a brick today " and throw it through one of their glass windows.
now they'll probably get me on that one , giving people ideas, just like going onto a Target parking lot and using their target as a target to sight in your deer rifle , or one from the national lampoon (have you picked up on the fact that I like that magazine , God, I wish it were still published ) that printed the formulas for kids to go on top of a freeway overpass telling exactly how to drop a brick through someone's windshield below , they got sued for that .

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 by: Mike - Mon, 16 Jan 2023 12:20 UTC

On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<465b7149-163a-48c9-b26b-6d7af7b7ebe0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 4:14:46 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ddf8b00f-c60b-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 3:45:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for me
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > > > > > Thats even worse
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, my point exactly.
> > > >
> > > > Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > "Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it."
> > >
> > > It seems that there is a cliché to cover every situation.
> > >
> > > I once heard this meta-cliche:
> > >
> > > "For every cliché, there is an equal and opposite cliché."
> > >
> > > Actually, Tony Randall talked about that on the Tonight Show.
> > I prefer the quote
> >
> > “Sometimes history does not repeat itself, instead it throws a brick and
> > cries ‘Can;t you remember anthing I taught you’"
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> reminds me of what someone said you should do if you don't like McDonald's :
> you get a brick and tie a note to it that reads "you deserve a brick today "
> and throw it through one of their glass windows.
> now they'll probably get me on that one , giving people ideas, just like
> going onto a Target parking lot and using their target as a target to sight
> in your deer rifle , or one from the national lampoon (have you picked up on
> the fact that I like that magazine , God, I wish it were still published )
> that printed the formulas for kids to go on top of a freeway overpass telling
> exactly how to drop a brick through someone's windshield below , they got
> sued for that .

You missed the joke fro a few years ago ---

Why did Sears not open a store in Afghanistan??
Because there was already a target at every intersection.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 16 Jan 2023 22:19 UTC

On Monday, January 16, 2023 at 6:20:09 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<465b7149-163a-48c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 4:14:46 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ddf8b00f-c60b-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 3:45:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for me
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > > > > > > Thats even worse
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, my point exactly.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > "Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it."
> > > >
> > > > It seems that there is a cliché to cover every situation.
> > > >
> > > > I once heard this meta-cliche:
> > > >
> > > > "For every cliché, there is an equal and opposite cliché."
> > > >
> > > > Actually, Tony Randall talked about that on the Tonight Show.
> > > I prefer the quote
> > >
> > > “Sometimes history does not repeat itself, instead it throws a brick and
> > > cries ‘Can;t you remember anthing I taught you’"
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > reminds me of what someone said you should do if you don't like McDonald's :
> > you get a brick and tie a note to it that reads "you deserve a brick today "
> > and throw it through one of their glass windows.
> > now they'll probably get me on that one , giving people ideas, just like
> > going onto a Target parking lot and using their target as a target to sight
> > in your deer rifle , or one from the national lampoon (have you picked up on
> > the fact that I like that magazine , God, I wish it were still published )
> > that printed the formulas for kids to go on top of a freeway overpass telling
> > exactly how to drop a brick through someone's windshield below , they got
> > sued for that .
> You missed the joke fro a few years ago ---
>
> Why did Sears not open a store in Afghanistan??
> Because there was already a target at every intersection.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I believe this is a repeat : did you hear that Led Zeppelin (or is it Zeplin?) changed the last line of their song Stairway to Heaven , now it goes "and she's buying a Rototiller from Sears Roebuk and company ",
I believe the last time I told that one you made me aware of the fact that Sears is no longer in business or only has a few stores, so I think I went with John Deere or something like that .

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 Jan 2023 09:50 UTC

On Jan 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6b282048-9f36-4d1c-9998-c1b169c6f168n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, January 16, 2023 at 6:20:09 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<465b7149-163a-48c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 4:14:46 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ddf8b00f-c60b-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 3:45:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for
> > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > > > > > > > Thats even worse
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, my point exactly.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > "Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it."
> > > > >
> > > > > It seems that there is a cliché to cover every situation.
> > > > >
> > > > > I once heard this meta-cliche:
> > > > >
> > > > > "For every cliché, there is an equal and opposite cliché."
> > > > >
> > > > > Actually, Tony Randall talked about that on the Tonight Show.
> > > > I prefer the quote
> > > >
> > > > “Sometimes history does not repeat itself, instead it throws a brick and
> > > > cries ‘Can;t you remember anthing I taught you’"
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > reminds me of what someone said you should do if you don't like McDonald's
> > > :
> > > you get a brick and tie a note to it that reads "you deserve a brick today
> > > "
> > > and throw it through one of their glass windows.
> > > now they'll probably get me on that one , giving people ideas, just like
> > > going onto a Target parking lot and using their target as a target to sight
> > > in your deer rifle , or one from the national lampoon (have you picked up
> > > on
> > > the fact that I like that magazine , God, I wish it were still published )
> > > that printed the formulas for kids to go on top of a freeway overpass
> > > telling
> > > exactly how to drop a brick through someone's windshield below , they got
> > > sued for that .
> > You missed the joke fro a few years ago ---
> >
> > Why did Sears not open a store in Afghanistan??
> > Because there was already a target at every intersection.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I believe this is a repeat : did you hear that Led Zeppelin (or is it
> Zeplin?) changed the last line of their song Stairway to Heaven , now it goes
> "and she's buying a Rototiller from Sears Roebuk and company ",
> I believe the last time I told that one you made me aware of the fact that
> Sears is no longer in business or only has a few stores, so I think I went
> with John Deere or something like that .

Still in business -- barely

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:28 UTC

On Tuesday, January 17, 2023 at 3:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6b282048-9f36-4d1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, January 16, 2023 at 6:20:09 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<465b7149-163a-48c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 4:14:46 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ddf8b00f-c60b-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 3:45:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for
> > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > > > > > > > > Thats even worse
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, my point exactly.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It seems that there is a cliché to cover every situation.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once heard this meta-cliche:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "For every cliché, there is an equal and opposite cliché."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Actually, Tony Randall talked about that on the Tonight Show.
> > > > > I prefer the quote
> > > > >
> > > > > “Sometimes history does not repeat itself, instead it throws a brick and
> > > > > cries ‘Can;t you remember anthing I taught you’"
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > reminds me of what someone said you should do if you don't like McDonald's
> > > > :
> > > > you get a brick and tie a note to it that reads "you deserve a brick today
> > > > "
> > > > and throw it through one of their glass windows.
> > > > now they'll probably get me on that one , giving people ideas, just like
> > > > going onto a Target parking lot and using their target as a target to sight
> > > > in your deer rifle , or one from the national lampoon (have you picked up
> > > > on
> > > > the fact that I like that magazine , God, I wish it were still published )
> > > > that printed the formulas for kids to go on top of a freeway overpass
> > > > telling
> > > > exactly how to drop a brick through someone's windshield below , they got
> > > > sued for that .
> > > You missed the joke fro a few years ago ---
> > >
> > > Why did Sears not open a store in Afghanistan??
> > > Because there was already a target at every intersection.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I believe this is a repeat : did you hear that Led Zeppelin (or is it
> > Zeplin?) changed the last line of their song Stairway to Heaven , now it goes
> > "and she's buying a Rototiller from Sears Roebuk and company ",
> > I believe the last time I told that one you made me aware of the fact that
> > Sears is no longer in business or only has a few stores, so I think I went
> > with John Deere or something like that .
> Still in business -- barely
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It's funny how small some of these businesses start out . Sears bought a shipment of watches that the purchaser refused delivery on and resold them. That was the beginning of it.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 17 Jan 2023 21:55 UTC

On Jan 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b4f9d2f7-a361-4c96-b10a-108ffe653773n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, January 17, 2023 at 3:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6b282048-9f36-4d1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, January 16, 2023 at 6:20:09 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<465b7149-163a-48c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 4:14:46 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ddf8b00f-c60b-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 3:45:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for
> > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > > > > > > > > > Thats even worse
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, my point exactly.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It seems that there is a cliché to cover every situation.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once heard this meta-cliche:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "For every cliché, there is an equal and opposite cliché."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Actually, Tony Randall talked about that on the Tonight Show.
> > > > > > I prefer the quote
> > > > > >
> > > > > > “Sometimes history does not repeat itself, instead it throws a brick
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > cries ‘Can;t you remember anthing I taught you’"
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > reminds me of what someone said you should do if you don't like
> > > > > McDonald's
> > > > > you get a brick and tie a note to it that reads "you deserve a brick
> > > > > today
> > > > > "
> > > > > and throw it through one of their glass windows.
> > > > > now they'll probably get me on that one , giving people ideas, just like
> > > > > going onto a Target parking lot and using their target as a target to
> > > > > sight
> > > > > in your deer rifle , or one from the national lampoon (have you picked up
> > > > > on
> > > > > the fact that I like that magazine , God, I wish it were still published
> > > > > )
> > > > > that printed the formulas for kids to go on top of a freeway overpass
> > > > > telling
> > > > > exactly how to drop a brick through someone's windshield below , they got
> > > > > sued for that .
> > > > You missed the joke fro a few years ago ---
> > > >
> > > > Why did Sears not open a store in Afghanistan??
> > > > Because there was already a target at every intersection.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I believe this is a repeat : did you hear that Led Zeppelin (or is it
> > > Zeplin?) changed the last line of their song Stairway to Heaven , now it
> > > goes
> > > "and she's buying a Rototiller from Sears Roebuk and company ",
> > > I believe the last time I told that one you made me aware of the fact that
> > > Sears is no longer in business or only has a few stores, so I think I went
> > > with John Deere or something like that .
> > Still in business -- barely
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> It's funny how small some of these businesses start out . Sears bought a
> shipment of watches that the purchaser refused delivery on and resold them.
> That was the beginning of it.

Funny, I thought it was when they bought KMART

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 18 Jan 2023 02:06 UTC

On Tuesday, January 17, 2023 at 3:55:55 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b4f9d2f7-a361-4c96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, January 17, 2023 at 3:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6b282048-9f36-4d1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, January 16, 2023 at 6:20:09 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<465b7149-163a-48c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 4:14:46 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ddf8b00f-c60b-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 3:45:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston, for
> > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > > > > > > > > > > Thats even worse
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, my point exactly.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It seems that there is a cliché to cover every situation.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once heard this meta-cliche:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "For every cliché, there is an equal and opposite cliché."
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Actually, Tony Randall talked about that on the Tonight Show.
> > > > > > > I prefer the quote
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > “Sometimes history does not repeat itself, instead it throws a brick
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > cries ‘Can;t you remember anthing I taught you’"
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > reminds me of what someone said you should do if you don't like
> > > > > > McDonald's
> > > > > > you get a brick and tie a note to it that reads "you deserve a brick
> > > > > > today
> > > > > > "
> > > > > > and throw it through one of their glass windows.
> > > > > > now they'll probably get me on that one , giving people ideas, just like
> > > > > > going onto a Target parking lot and using their target as a target to
> > > > > > sight
> > > > > > in your deer rifle , or one from the national lampoon (have you picked up
> > > > > > on
> > > > > > the fact that I like that magazine , God, I wish it were still published
> > > > > > )
> > > > > > that printed the formulas for kids to go on top of a freeway overpass
> > > > > > telling
> > > > > > exactly how to drop a brick through someone's windshield below , they got
> > > > > > sued for that .
> > > > > You missed the joke fro a few years ago ---
> > > > >
> > > > > Why did Sears not open a store in Afghanistan??
> > > > > Because there was already a target at every intersection.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I believe this is a repeat : did you hear that Led Zeppelin (or is it
> > > > Zeplin?) changed the last line of their song Stairway to Heaven , now it
> > > > goes
> > > > "and she's buying a Rototiller from Sears Roebuk and company ",
> > > > I believe the last time I told that one you made me aware of the fact that
> > > > Sears is no longer in business or only has a few stores, so I think I went
> > > > with John Deere or something like that .
> > > Still in business -- barely
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > It's funny how small some of these businesses start out . Sears bought a
> > shipment of watches that the purchaser refused delivery on and resold them.
> > That was the beginning of it.
> Funny, I thought it was when they bought KMART
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yeah, well KMART is kind of cheesy. I would say it's worth about a box full of watches .
Here they tore down a perfectly good Kmart store and put up a grocery store.. That's as bad as taking paradise and putting up a parking lot.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 18 Jan 2023 11:05 UTC

On Jan 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<557eb08e-20e7-438f-8072-b957cf26a09cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, January 17, 2023 at 3:55:55 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b4f9d2f7-a361-4c96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, January 17, 2023 at 3:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6b282048-9f36-4d1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, January 16, 2023 at 6:20:09 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<465b7149-163a-48c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 4:14:46 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ddf8b00f-c60b-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 3:45:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thats even worse
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, my point exactly.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > It seems that there is a cliché to cover every situation.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I once heard this meta-cliche:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "For every cliché, there is an equal and opposite cliché."
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Actually, Tony Randall talked about that on the Tonight Show.
> > > > > > > > I prefer the quote
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > “Sometimes history does not repeat itself, instead it throws a brick
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > cries ‘Can;t you remember anthing I taught you’"
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > reminds me of what someone said you should do if you don't like
> > > > > > > McDonald's
> > > > > > > you get a brick and tie a note to it that reads "you deserve a brick
> > > > > > > today
> > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > and throw it through one of their glass windows.
> > > > > > > now they'll probably get me on that one , giving people ideas, just
> > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > going onto a Target parking lot and using their target as a target to
> > > > > > > sight
> > > > > > > in your deer rifle , or one from the national lampoon (have you picked
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > the fact that I like that magazine , God, I wish it were still
> > > > > > > published
> > > > > > > that printed the formulas for kids to go on top of a freeway overpass
> > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > exactly how to drop a brick through someone's windshield below , they
> > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > sued for that .
> > > > > > You missed the joke fro a few years ago ---
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why did Sears not open a store in Afghanistan??
> > > > > > Because there was already a target at every intersection.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I believe this is a repeat : did you hear that Led Zeppelin (or is it
> > > > > Zeplin?) changed the last line of their song Stairway to Heaven , now it
> > > > > goes
> > > > > "and she's buying a Rototiller from Sears Roebuk and company ",
> > > > > I believe the last time I told that one you made me aware of the fact
> > > > > that
> > > > > Sears is no longer in business or only has a few stores, so I think I
> > > > > went
> > > > > with John Deere or something like that .
> > > > Still in business -- barely
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > It's funny how small some of these businesses start out . Sears bought a
> > > shipment of watches that the purchaser refused delivery on and resold them.
> > > That was the beginning of it.
> > Funny, I thought it was when they bought KMART
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yeah, well KMART is kind of cheesy. I would say it's worth about a box full
> of watches .
> Here they tore down a perfectly good Kmart store and put up a grocery store.
> That's as bad as taking paradise and putting up a parking lot.

Depends what kind of junker you park in it

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Subject: Re: Valuable
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 18 Jan 2023 23:58 UTC

On Wednesday, January 18, 2023 at 5:05:44 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<557eb08e-20e7-438f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, January 17, 2023 at 3:55:55 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b4f9d2f7-a361-4c96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, January 17, 2023 at 3:50:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6b282048-9f36-4d1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, January 16, 2023 at 6:20:09 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<465b7149-163a-48c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 4:14:46 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ddf8b00f-c60b-4a84...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 15, 2023 at 3:45:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<2ef8c803-20c0-464f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 14, 2023 at 5:01:33 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<a60df624-93c7-419b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, instead of putting rats in my face like they did Winston,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > put a picture of Donald Trump.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats even worse
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, my point exactly.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Tine we put memory of hiom aside so we can get on with our lives.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It seems that there is a cliché to cover every situation.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I once heard this meta-cliche:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > "For every cliché, there is an equal and opposite cliché."
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Actually, Tony Randall talked about that on the Tonight Show.
> > > > > > > > > I prefer the quote
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > “Sometimes history does not repeat itself, instead it throws a brick
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > cries ‘Can;t you remember anthing I taught you’"
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > reminds me of what someone said you should do if you don't like
> > > > > > > > McDonald's
> > > > > > > > you get a brick and tie a note to it that reads "you deserve a brick
> > > > > > > > today
> > > > > > > > "
> > > > > > > > and throw it through one of their glass windows.
> > > > > > > > now they'll probably get me on that one , giving people ideas, just
> > > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > > going onto a Target parking lot and using their target as a target to
> > > > > > > > sight
> > > > > > > > in your deer rifle , or one from the national lampoon (have you picked
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > the fact that I like that magazine , God, I wish it were still
> > > > > > > > published
> > > > > > > > that printed the formulas for kids to go on top of a freeway overpass
> > > > > > > > telling
> > > > > > > > exactly how to drop a brick through someone's windshield below , they
> > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > sued for that .
> > > > > > > You missed the joke fro a few years ago ---
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Why did Sears not open a store in Afghanistan??
> > > > > > > Because there was already a target at every intersection.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I believe this is a repeat : did you hear that Led Zeppelin (or is it
> > > > > > Zeplin?) changed the last line of their song Stairway to Heaven , now it
> > > > > > goes
> > > > > > "and she's buying a Rototiller from Sears Roebuk and company ",
> > > > > > I believe the last time I told that one you made me aware of the fact
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > Sears is no longer in business or only has a few stores, so I think I
> > > > > > went
> > > > > > with John Deere or something like that .
> > > > > Still in business -- barely
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It's funny how small some of these businesses start out . Sears bought a
> > > > shipment of watches that the purchaser refused delivery on and resold them.
> > > > That was the beginning of it.
> > > Funny, I thought it was when they bought KMART
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yeah, well KMART is kind of cheesy. I would say it's worth about a box full
> > of watches .
> > Here they tore down a perfectly good Kmart store and put up a grocery store.
> > That's as bad as taking paradise and putting up a parking lot.
> Depends what kind of junker you park in it
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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