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On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:34:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<62a6b1e5-dcb1-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 11:10:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f24870e7-bba2-4f9c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 5:23:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0c782364-52d5-4301...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 12:39:52 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4c3cbf77-4af4-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:38:50 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<10aef74b-bb6b-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 12:38:54 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<988efb48-0102-45b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 3:14:45 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<17d8b7ae-310e-42a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 21, 2023 at 6:19:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97983320-5b0f-453b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 3:07:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<363c3b29-fa1c-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 4:20:49 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c90fe5f-8c98-4fa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 19, 2023 at 2:36:12 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ca79a8e-c47c-4e21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Assault ’n Battery --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > These two guys escaped from a mental hospital , as often
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mental
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > patients they were abused and mistreated during their time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even hit by people ; they were assaulted nuts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And were you a visitor pecan at the mistreatment going on???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we raise pecans here; but every now and then people bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here to the ranch, which are visitor pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BUt are not all they are cracked up to be....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was some show or another I think maybe Cher was in it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > singing, and the song was about a female comedy practitioner,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was something like "she always ends the show with a simple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crack"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was sitting down and she spread her legs a little while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't believe it , it was is the most risqué thing I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was a risqué taker.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and her make up was by Mary K.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Does she also use Oil of Old Ladies???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > We have a lot of that here in Texas. You see someone will become a
> > > > > > > > > > > > multi-millionaire from oil and then he'll die and so his widow will
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > lot of Oil of Old Lady.
> > > > > > > > > > > So they can rub it in over the pot lacks
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > What the pot lacks the frying pan has extra of.
> > > > > > > > > Actually its out of the frying pa and into frier for the sneaky spell
> > > > > > > > > corrector
> > > > > > > > > Who ever wrote it was smoking too much pot.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One time a spell character got the Earth in real trouble.
> > > > > > > > What happened was there was a little office under Cheyenne Mountain .
> > > > > > > > General
> > > > > > > > Doofleburger saw a question pop up on the screen. It read "Do you want
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > start World War III?" He replied "No" , but the auto corrector changed
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > "Yes”.
> > > > > > > And he was not driveing an auto at the time.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That story was far too simplistic. It takes a lot of complexity to
> > > > > > actually
> > > > > > launch the missiles as a safeguard. All the people pushing the buttons
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > to be standing on their heads and reciting the Constitution and the
> > > > > > Pledge
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > Allegiance and also grooming their dog.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > At one point the military was going to install a "Destroy the Earth"
> > > > > > button
> > > > > > in every household in America, but cooler heads prevailed.
> > > > > Had them thrown in the cooler???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes, they were thrown in the cooler, but they could only throw the ones
> > > > about
> > > > 1 foot long in because they're the only ones that could fit in an ice
> > > > chest.
> > > Your interest in every woman chest is a bust when trying to get their
> > > attention.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Well, they complain that I'm not looking up high enough so I switch from
> > looking at the area between their legs on up to the mammary parts.
> >
> > Did you know that you have channels like the Weather Nation and it has a lot
> > of female weatherman on it and their ratings get pretty low so one of them to
> > raise her ratings walks up to the camera and hikes up her dress.
> But for more coverage of less coverage you should go to www.nakednews.com
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Wed, 25 Jan 2023 18:10 UTC

On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f642293e-d288-4870-8217-d2ad3f988565n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:34:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<62a6b1e5-dcb1-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 11:10:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f24870e7-bba2-4f9c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 5:23:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0c782364-52d5-4301...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 12:39:52 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4c3cbf77-4af4-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:38:50 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<10aef74b-bb6b-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 12:38:54 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<988efb48-0102-45b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 3:14:45 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<17d8b7ae-310e-42a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 21, 2023 at 6:19:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97983320-5b0f-453b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 3:07:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<363c3b29-fa1c-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 4:20:49 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c90fe5f-8c98-4fa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 19, 2023 at 2:36:12 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ca79a8e-c47c-4e21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Assault ’n Battery --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > These two guys escaped from a mental hospital , as often
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mental
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > patients they were abused and mistreated during their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even hit by people ; they were assaulted nuts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And were you a visitor pecan at the mistreatment going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we raise pecans here; but every now and then people bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here to the ranch, which are visitor pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BUt are not all they are cracked up to be...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was some show or another I think maybe Cher was in it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > singing, and the song was about a female comedy practitioner,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was something like "she always ends the show with a simple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crack"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was sitting down and she spread her legs a little while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't believe it , it was is the most risqué thing I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was a risqué taker.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and her make up was by Mary K.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does she also use Oil of Old Ladies???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > We have a lot of that here in Texas. You see someone will become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > multi-millionaire from oil and then he'll die and so his widow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > lot of Oil of Old Lady.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So they can rub it in over the pot lacks
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > What the pot lacks the frying pan has extra of.
> > > > > > > > > > Actually its out of the frying pa and into frier for the sneaky
> > > > > > > > > > spell
> > > > > > > > > > corrector
> > > > > > > > > > Who ever wrote it was smoking too much pot.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One time a spell character got the Earth in real trouble.
> > > > > > > > > What happened was there was a little office under Cheyenne Mountain .
> > > > > > > > > General
> > > > > > > > > Doofleburger saw a question pop up on the screen. It read "Do you
> > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > start World War III?" He replied "No" , but the auto corrector
> > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > "Yes”.
> > > > > > > > And he was not driveing an auto at the time.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That story was far too simplistic. It takes a lot of complexity to
> > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > launch the missiles as a safeguard. All the people pushing the buttons
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > to be standing on their heads and reciting the Constitution and the
> > > > > > > Pledge
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > Allegiance and also grooming their dog.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > At one point the military was going to install a "Destroy the Earth"
> > > > > > > button
> > > > > > > in every household in America, but cooler heads prevailed.
> > > > > > Had them thrown in the cooler???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes, they were thrown in the cooler, but they could only throw the ones
> > > > > about
> > > > > 1 foot long in because they're the only ones that could fit in an ice
> > > > > chest.
> > > > Your interest in every woman chest is a bust when trying to get their
> > > > attention.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Well, they complain that I'm not looking up high enough so I switch from
> > > looking at the area between their legs on up to the mammary parts.
> > >
> > > Did you know that you have channels like the Weather Nation and it has a
> > > lot
> > > of female weatherman on it and their ratings get pretty low so one of them
> > > to
> > > raise her ratings walks up to the camera and hikes up her dress.
> > But for more coverage of less coverage you should go to www.nakednews.com
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Our local news crew here in Victoria also appear nude , but they get so
> turned on that they have sex right on camera. They don't even care that
> little impressionable three-year-olds are watching. Darlene and my children
> aren't impressionable because we let them see everything.
>
> Did I ever tell you the story of how Darlene came to be my fantasy obsession?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 25 Jan 2023 22:26 UTC

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:10:12 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f642293e-d288-4870...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:34:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<62a6b1e5-dcb1-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 11:10:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f24870e7-bba2-4f9c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 5:23:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0c782364-52d5-4301...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 12:39:52 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4c3cbf77-4af4-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:38:50 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10aef74b-bb6b-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 12:38:54 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<988efb48-0102-45b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 3:14:45 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<17d8b7ae-310e-42a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 21, 2023 at 6:19:08 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97983320-5b0f-453b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 3:07:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<363c3b29-fa1c-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 4:20:49 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c90fe5f-8c98-4fa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 19, 2023 at 2:36:12 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ca79a8e-c47c-4e21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Assault ’n Battery --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > These two guys escaped from a mental hospital , as often
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mental
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > patients they were abused and mistreated during their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even hit by people ; they were assaulted nuts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And were you a visitor pecan at the mistreatment going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we raise pecans here; but every now and then people bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here to the ranch, which are visitor pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BUt are not all they are cracked up to be...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was some show or another I think maybe Cher was in it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > singing, and the song was about a female comedy practitioner,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was something like "she always ends the show with a simple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crack"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was sitting down and she spread her legs a little while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't believe it , it was is the most risqué thing I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was a risqué taker.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and her make up was by Mary K.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does she also use Oil of Old Ladies???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have a lot of that here in Texas. You see someone will become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > multi-millionaire from oil and then he'll die and so his widow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot of Oil of Old Lady.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So they can rub it in over the pot lacks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > What the pot lacks the frying pan has extra of.
> > > > > > > > > > > Actually its out of the frying pa and into frier for the sneaky
> > > > > > > > > > > spell
> > > > > > > > > > > corrector
> > > > > > > > > > > Who ever wrote it was smoking too much pot.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One time a spell character got the Earth in real trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > What happened was there was a little office under Cheyenne Mountain .
> > > > > > > > > > General
> > > > > > > > > > Doofleburger saw a question pop up on the screen. It read "Do you
> > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > start World War III?" He replied "No" , but the auto corrector
> > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > "Yes”.
> > > > > > > > > And he was not driveing an auto at the time.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That story was far too simplistic. It takes a lot of complexity to
> > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > launch the missiles as a safeguard. All the people pushing the buttons
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > to be standing on their heads and reciting the Constitution and the
> > > > > > > > Pledge
> > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > Allegiance and also grooming their dog.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > At one point the military was going to install a "Destroy the Earth"
> > > > > > > > button
> > > > > > > > in every household in America, but cooler heads prevailed.
> > > > > > > Had them thrown in the cooler???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes, they were thrown in the cooler, but they could only throw the ones
> > > > > > about
> > > > > > 1 foot long in because they're the only ones that could fit in an ice
> > > > > > chest.
> > > > > Your interest in every woman chest is a bust when trying to get their
> > > > > attention.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Well, they complain that I'm not looking up high enough so I switch from
> > > > looking at the area between their legs on up to the mammary parts.
> > > >
> > > > Did you know that you have channels like the Weather Nation and it has a
> > > > lot
> > > > of female weatherman on it and their ratings get pretty low so one of them
> > > > to
> > > > raise her ratings walks up to the camera and hikes up her dress.
> > > But for more coverage of less coverage you should go to www.nakednews..com
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Our local news crew here in Victoria also appear nude , but they get so
> > turned on that they have sex right on camera. They don't even care that
> > little impressionable three-year-olds are watching. Darlene and my children
> > aren't impressionable because we let them see everything.
> >
> > Did I ever tell you the story of how Darlene came to be my fantasy obsession?
> She had a super rich father???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cc2c232b-32ff-4596-94b5-d07b9ae5881an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:10:12 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f642293e-d288-4870...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:34:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<62a6b1e5-dcb1-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 11:10:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f24870e7-bba2-4f9c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 5:23:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0c782364-52d5-4301...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 12:39:52 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c3cbf77-4af4-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:38:50 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10aef74b-bb6b-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 12:38:54 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<988efb48-0102-45b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 3:14:45 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<17d8b7ae-310e-42a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 21, 2023 at 6:19:08 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97983320-5b0f-453b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 3:07:27 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<363c3b29-fa1c-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 4:20:49 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c90fe5f-8c98-4fa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 19, 2023 at 2:36:12 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ca79a8e-c47c-4e21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Assault ’n Battery --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > These two guys escaped from a mental hospital , as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > often
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mental
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > patients they were abused and mistreated during their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even hit by people ; they were assaulted nuts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And were you a visitor pecan at the mistreatment going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we raise pecans here; but every now and then people bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here to the ranch, which are visitor pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BUt are not all they are cracked up to be...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was some show or another I think maybe Cher was in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > singing, and the song was about a female comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practitioner,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was something like "she always ends the show with a simple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crack"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was sitting down and she spread her legs a little while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't believe it , it was is the most risqué thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was a risqué taker.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and her make up was by Mary K.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does she also use Oil of Old Ladies???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have a lot of that here in Texas. You see someone will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > multi-millionaire from oil and then he'll die and so his widow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot of Oil of Old Lady.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they can rub it in over the pot lacks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What the pot lacks the frying pan has extra of.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Actually its out of the frying pa and into frier for the sneaky
> > > > > > > > > > > > spell
> > > > > > > > > > > > corrector
> > > > > > > > > > > > Who ever wrote it was smoking too much pot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One time a spell character got the Earth in real trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > What happened was there was a little office under Cheyenne
> > > > > > > > > > > Mountain .
> > > > > > > > > > > General
> > > > > > > > > > > Doofleburger saw a question pop up on the screen. It read "Do you
> > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > start World War III?" He replied "No" , but the auto corrector
> > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > "Yes”.
> > > > > > > > > > And he was not driveing an auto at the time.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > That story was far too simplistic. It takes a lot of complexity to
> > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > launch the missiles as a safeguard. All the people pushing the
> > > > > > > > > buttons
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > to be standing on their heads and reciting the Constitution and the
> > > > > > > > > Pledge
> > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > Allegiance and also grooming their dog.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > At one point the military was going to install a "Destroy the Earth"
> > > > > > > > > button
> > > > > > > > > in every household in America, but cooler heads prevailed.
> > > > > > > > Had them thrown in the cooler???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yes, they were thrown in the cooler, but they could only throw the ones
> > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > 1 foot long in because they're the only ones that could fit in an ice
> > > > > > > chest.
> > > > > > Your interest in every woman chest is a bust when trying to get their
> > > > > > attention.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, they complain that I'm not looking up high enough so I switch from
> > > > > looking at the area between their legs on up to the mammary parts.
> > > > >
> > > > > Did you know that you have channels like the Weather Nation and it has a
> > > > > lot
> > > > > of female weatherman on it and their ratings get pretty low so one of
> > > > > them
> > > > > to
> > > > > raise her ratings walks up to the camera and hikes up her dress.
> > > > But for more coverage of less coverage you should go to www.nakednews.com
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Our local news crew here in Victoria also appear nude , but they get so
> > > turned on that they have sex right on camera. They don't even care that
> > > little impressionable three-year-olds are watching. Darlene and my children
> > > aren't impressionable because we let them see everything.
> > >
> > > Did I ever tell you the story of how Darlene came to be my fantasy
> > > obsession?
> > She had a super rich father???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> No, her family is not rich , they ranch pecans.
> Therefore they are dirt poor .
> but the way I established Darlene as my dream fantasy woman was I was driving
> through Alabama and I stopped at a little rundown filling station and they
> had a rack of really cheesy R rated novels there , one of them titled
> "Darlene takes a toss", they had an image of my dream woman Darlene there on
> the cover, and it was love at first sight.
>
> now that I have gained Note-oriety by promoting the Global Brain, it would
> not be untoward for someone to send me a copy of "Darlene takes a toss "'as a
> present.


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On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 4:41:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cc2c232b-32ff-4596...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:10:12 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f642293e-d288-4870...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:34:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<62a6b1e5-dcb1-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 11:10:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f24870e7-bba2-4f9c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 5:23:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0c782364-52d5-4301...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 12:39:52 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c3cbf77-4af4-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:38:50 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10aef74b-bb6b-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 12:38:54 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<988efb48-0102-45b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 3:14:45 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<17d8b7ae-310e-42a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 21, 2023 at 6:19:08 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97983320-5b0f-453b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 3:07:27 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<363c3b29-fa1c-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 4:20:49 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c90fe5f-8c98-4fa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 19, 2023 at 2:36:12 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ca79a8e-c47c-4e21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Assault ’n Battery --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > These two guys escaped from a mental hospital , as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > often
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mental
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > patients they were abused and mistreated during their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even hit by people ; they were assaulted nuts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And were you a visitor pecan at the mistreatment going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we raise pecans here; but every now and then people bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here to the ranch, which are visitor pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BUt are not all they are cracked up to be...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was some show or another I think maybe Cher was in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > singing, and the song was about a female comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practitioner,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was something like "she always ends the show with a simple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crack"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was sitting down and she spread her legs a little while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't believe it , it was is the most risqué thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was a risqué taker.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and her make up was by Mary K.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does she also use Oil of Old Ladies???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have a lot of that here in Texas. You see someone will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > multi-millionaire from oil and then he'll die and so his widow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot of Oil of Old Lady.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they can rub it in over the pot lacks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What the pot lacks the frying pan has extra of.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually its out of the frying pa and into frier for the sneaky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > spell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > corrector
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Who ever wrote it was smoking too much pot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One time a spell character got the Earth in real trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > What happened was there was a little office under Cheyenne
> > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain .
> > > > > > > > > > > > General
> > > > > > > > > > > > Doofleburger saw a question pop up on the screen. It read "Do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > start World War III?" He replied "No" , but the auto corrector
> > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Yes”.
> > > > > > > > > > > And he was not driveing an auto at the time.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > That story was far too simplistic. It takes a lot of complexity to
> > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > launch the missiles as a safeguard. All the people pushing the
> > > > > > > > > > buttons
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > to be standing on their heads and reciting the Constitution and the
> > > > > > > > > > Pledge
> > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > Allegiance and also grooming their dog.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > At one point the military was going to install a "Destroy the Earth"
> > > > > > > > > > button
> > > > > > > > > > in every household in America, but cooler heads prevailed.
> > > > > > > > > Had them thrown in the cooler???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yes, they were thrown in the cooler, but they could only throw the ones
> > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > 1 foot long in because they're the only ones that could fit in an ice
> > > > > > > > chest.
> > > > > > > Your interest in every woman chest is a bust when trying to get their
> > > > > > > attention.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, they complain that I'm not looking up high enough so I switch from
> > > > > > looking at the area between their legs on up to the mammary parts.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Did you know that you have channels like the Weather Nation and it has a
> > > > > > lot
> > > > > > of female weatherman on it and their ratings get pretty low so one of
> > > > > > them
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > raise her ratings walks up to the camera and hikes up her dress..
> > > > > But for more coverage of less coverage you should go to www.nakednews.com
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Our local news crew here in Victoria also appear nude , but they get so
> > > > turned on that they have sex right on camera. They don't even care that
> > > > little impressionable three-year-olds are watching. Darlene and my children
> > > > aren't impressionable because we let them see everything.
> > > >
> > > > Did I ever tell you the story of how Darlene came to be my fantasy
> > > > obsession?
> > > She had a super rich father???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > No, her family is not rich , they ranch pecans.
> > Therefore they are dirt poor .
> > but the way I established Darlene as my dream fantasy woman was I was driving
> > through Alabama and I stopped at a little rundown filling station and they
> > had a rack of really cheesy R rated novels there , one of them titled
> > "Darlene takes a toss", they had an image of my dream woman Darlene there on
> > the cover, and it was love at first sight.
> >
> > now that I have gained Note-oriety by promoting the Global Brain, it would
> > not be untoward for someone to send me a copy of "Darlene takes a toss "'as a
> > present.
> I would send you “Darlene does everybody” but the shipping costs are too
> high
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 26 Jan 2023 16:23 UTC

On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9e84df08-dc47-41de-9a2c-f534dedbc117n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 4:41:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cc2c232b-32ff-4596...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:10:12 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f642293e-d288-4870...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:34:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<62a6b1e5-dcb1-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 11:10:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f24870e7-bba2-4f9c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 5:23:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c782364-52d5-4301...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 12:39:52 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c3cbf77-4af4-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:38:50 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10aef74b-bb6b-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 12:38:54 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<988efb48-0102-45b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 3:14:45 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<17d8b7ae-310e-42a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 21, 2023 at 6:19:08 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97983320-5b0f-453b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 3:07:27 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<363c3b29-fa1c-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 4:20:49 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c90fe5f-8c98-4fa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 19, 2023 at 2:36:12 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ca79a8e-c47c-4e21...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Assault ’n Battery --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > These two guys escaped from a mental hospital , as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > often
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mental
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > patients they were abused and mistreated during their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even hit by people ; they were assaulted nuts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And were you a visitor pecan at the mistreatment going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we raise pecans here; but every now and then people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here to the ranch, which are visitor pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BUt are not all they are cracked up to be...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was some show or another I think maybe Cher was in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > singing, and the song was about a female comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practitioner,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was something like "she always ends the show with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crack"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was sitting down and she spread her legs a little while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't believe it , it was is the most risqué thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was a risqué taker.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and her make up was by Mary K.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does she also use Oil of Old Ladies???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have a lot of that here in Texas. You see someone will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > multi-millionaire from oil and then he'll die and so his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > widow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot of Oil of Old Lady.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they can rub it in over the pot lacks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What the pot lacks the frying pan has extra of.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually its out of the frying pa and into frier for the sneaky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > spell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > corrector
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who ever wrote it was smoking too much pot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One time a spell character got the Earth in real trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > What happened was there was a little office under Cheyenne
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > General
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Doofleburger saw a question pop up on the screen. It read "Do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > start World War III?" He replied "No" , but the auto corrector
> > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "Yes”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And he was not driveing an auto at the time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > That story was far too simplistic. It takes a lot of complexity to
> > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > launch the missiles as a safeguard. All the people pushing the
> > > > > > > > > > > buttons
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > to be standing on their heads and reciting the Constitution and the
> > > > > > > > > > > Pledge
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > Allegiance and also grooming their dog.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > At one point the military was going to install a "Destroy the
> > > > > > > > > > > Earth"
> > > > > > > > > > > button
> > > > > > > > > > > in every household in America, but cooler heads prevailed.
> > > > > > > > > > Had them thrown in the cooler???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Yes, they were thrown in the cooler, but they could only throw the
> > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > 1 foot long in because they're the only ones that could fit in an ice
> > > > > > > > > chest.
> > > > > > > > Your interest in every woman chest is a bust when trying to get their
> > > > > > > > attention.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Well, they complain that I'm not looking up high enough so I switch
> > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > looking at the area between their legs on up to the mammary parts.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Did you know that you have channels like the Weather Nation and it has
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > of female weatherman on it and their ratings get pretty low so one of
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > raise her ratings walks up to the camera and hikes up her dress.
> > > > > > But for more coverage of less coverage you should go to
> > > > > > www.nakednews.com
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Our local news crew here in Victoria also appear nude , but they get so
> > > > > turned on that they have sex right on camera. They don't even care that
> > > > > little impressionable three-year-olds are watching. Darlene and my
> > > > > children
> > > > > aren't impressionable because we let them see everything.
> > > > >
> > > > > Did I ever tell you the story of how Darlene came to be my fantasy
> > > > > obsession?
> > > > She had a super rich father???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > No, her family is not rich , they ranch pecans.
> > > Therefore they are dirt poor .
> > > but the way I established Darlene as my dream fantasy woman was I was
> > > driving
> > > through Alabama and I stopped at a little rundown filling station and they
> > > had a rack of really cheesy R rated novels there , one of them titled
> > > "Darlene takes a toss", they had an image of my dream woman Darlene there
> > > on
> > > the cover, and it was love at first sight.
> > >
> > > now that I have gained Note-oriety by promoting the Global Brain, it would
> > > not be untoward for someone to send me a copy of "Darlene takes a toss
> > > "'as a
> > > present.
> > I would send you “Darlene does everybody” but the shipping costs are too
> > high
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Now Mike, you should know that you could send me just one copy of an omnibus
> book "Darlene does everybody " instead of a separate book for all 6,822 men
> that her body has known.


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On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9e84df08-dc47-41de...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 4:41:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cc2c232b-32ff-4596...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:10:12 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f642293e-d288-4870...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:34:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<62a6b1e5-dcb1-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 11:10:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f24870e7-bba2-4f9c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 5:23:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c782364-52d5-4301...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 12:39:52 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c3cbf77-4af4-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:38:50 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10aef74b-bb6b-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 12:38:54 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<988efb48-0102-45b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 3:14:45 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<17d8b7ae-310e-42a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 21, 2023 at 6:19:08 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97983320-5b0f-453b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 3:07:27 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<363c3b29-fa1c-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 4:20:49 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c90fe5f-8c98-4fa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 19, 2023 at 2:36:12 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ca79a8e-c47c-4e21...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Assault ’n Battery --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > These two guys escaped from a mental hospital , as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > often
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mental
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > patients they were abused and mistreated during their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even hit by people ; they were assaulted nuts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And were you a visitor pecan at the mistreatment going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we raise pecans here; but every now and then people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here to the ranch, which are visitor pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BUt are not all they are cracked up to be...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was some show or another I think maybe Cher was in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > singing, and the song was about a female comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practitioner,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was something like "she always ends the show with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crack"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was sitting down and she spread her legs a little while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't believe it , it was is the most risqué thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was a risqué taker.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and her make up was by Mary K.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does she also use Oil of Old Ladies???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have a lot of that here in Texas. You see someone will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > multi-millionaire from oil and then he'll die and so his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > widow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot of Oil of Old Lady.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they can rub it in over the pot lacks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What the pot lacks the frying pan has extra of.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually its out of the frying pa and into frier for the sneaky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > corrector
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who ever wrote it was smoking too much pot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time a spell character got the Earth in real trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What happened was there was a little office under Cheyenne
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > General
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doofleburger saw a question pop up on the screen. It read "Do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > start World War III?" He replied "No" , but the auto corrector
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Yes”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And he was not driveing an auto at the time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > That story was far too simplistic. It takes a lot of complexity to
> > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > launch the missiles as a safeguard. All the people pushing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > buttons
> > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > to be standing on their heads and reciting the Constitution and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Pledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > Allegiance and also grooming their dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > At one point the military was going to install a "Destroy the
> > > > > > > > > > > > Earth"
> > > > > > > > > > > > button
> > > > > > > > > > > > in every household in America, but cooler heads prevailed.
> > > > > > > > > > > Had them thrown in the cooler???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Yes, they were thrown in the cooler, but they could only throw the
> > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > 1 foot long in because they're the only ones that could fit in an ice
> > > > > > > > > > chest.
> > > > > > > > > Your interest in every woman chest is a bust when trying to get their
> > > > > > > > > attention.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Well, they complain that I'm not looking up high enough so I switch
> > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > looking at the area between their legs on up to the mammary parts.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Did you know that you have channels like the Weather Nation and it has
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > of female weatherman on it and their ratings get pretty low so one of
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > raise her ratings walks up to the camera and hikes up her dress.
> > > > > > > But for more coverage of less coverage you should go to
> > > > > > > www.nakednews.com
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Our local news crew here in Victoria also appear nude , but they get so
> > > > > > turned on that they have sex right on camera. They don't even care that
> > > > > > little impressionable three-year-olds are watching. Darlene and my
> > > > > > children
> > > > > > aren't impressionable because we let them see everything.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Did I ever tell you the story of how Darlene came to be my fantasy
> > > > > > obsession?
> > > > > She had a super rich father???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > No, her family is not rich , they ranch pecans.
> > > > Therefore they are dirt poor .
> > > > but the way I established Darlene as my dream fantasy woman was I was
> > > > driving
> > > > through Alabama and I stopped at a little rundown filling station and they
> > > > had a rack of really cheesy R rated novels there , one of them titled
> > > > "Darlene takes a toss", they had an image of my dream woman Darlene there
> > > > on
> > > > the cover, and it was love at first sight.
> > > >
> > > > now that I have gained Note-oriety by promoting the Global Brain, it would
> > > > not be untoward for someone to send me a copy of "Darlene takes a toss
> > > > "'as a
> > > > present.
> > > I would send you “Darlene does everybody” but the shipping costs are too
> > > high
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Now Mike, you should know that you could send me just one copy of an omnibus
> > book "Darlene does everybody " instead of a separate book for all 6,822 men
> > that her body has known.
> This the unabridged edition including those she did not know,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9e84df08-dc47-41de...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 4:41:37 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cc2c232b-32ff-4596...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:10:12 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f642293e-d288-4870...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:34:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<62a6b1e5-dcb1-46bb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 11:10:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f24870e7-bba2-4f9c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 5:23:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0c782364-52d5-4301...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 12:39:52 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c3cbf77-4af4-4087...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:38:50 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10aef74b-bb6b-47ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 12:38:54 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<988efb48-0102-45b3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, January 22, 2023 at 3:14:45 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<17d8b7ae-310e-42a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 21, 2023 at 6:19:08 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<97983320-5b0f-453b....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 3:07:27 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<363c3b29-fa1c-4f9e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 4:20:49 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4c90fe5f-8c98-4fa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 19, 2023 at 2:36:12 PM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<3ca79a8e-c47c-4e21...@googlegroups.com>)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > :
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > \Assault ’n Battery --
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > These two guys escaped from a mental hospital , as
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > often
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > happens
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mental
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > patients they were abused and mistreated during their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > time
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > even hit by people ; they were assaulted nuts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And were you a visitor pecan at the mistreatment going
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > we raise pecans here; but every now and then people
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > bring
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > their
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > own
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > pecans
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > here to the ranch, which are visitor pecans.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BUt are not all they are cracked up to be...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There was some show or another I think maybe Cher was in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > singing, and the song was about a female comedy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > practitioner,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > final
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was something like "she always ends the show with a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > simple
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > crack"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cher
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > was sitting down and she spread her legs a little while
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > delivering
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > line.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I couldn't believe it , it was is the most risqué thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ever
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > seen
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > She was a risqué taker.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and her make up was by Mary K.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does she also use Oil of Old Ladies???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have a lot of that here in Texas. You see someone will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > become
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > multi-millionaire from oil and then he'll die and so his
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > widow
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > will
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lot of Oil of Old Lady.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So they can rub it in over the pot lacks
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What the pot lacks the frying pan has extra of.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Actually its out of the frying pa and into frier for the sneaky
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > spell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > corrector
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Who ever wrote it was smoking too much pot.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time a spell character got the Earth in real trouble.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What happened was there was a little office under Cheyenne
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mountain .
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > General
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doofleburger saw a question pop up on the screen. It read "Do you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > want
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > start World War III?" He replied "No" , but the auto corrector
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > changed
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Yes”.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > And he was not driveing an auto at the time.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That story was far too simplistic. It takes a lot of complexity to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > > > > > > launch the missiles as a safeguard. All the people pushing the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > buttons
> > > > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to be standing on their heads and reciting the Constitution and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Pledge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Allegiance and also grooming their dog.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > At one point the military was going to install a "Destroy the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Earth"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > button
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in every household in America, but cooler heads prevailed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Had them thrown in the cooler???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes, they were thrown in the cooler, but they could only throw the
> > > > > > > > > > > ones
> > > > > > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > > > > 1 foot long in because they're the only ones that could fit in an ice
> > > > > > > > > > > chest.
> > > > > > > > > > Your interest in every woman chest is a bust when trying to get their
> > > > > > > > > > attention.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Well, they complain that I'm not looking up high enough so I switch
> > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > looking at the area between their legs on up to the mammary parts.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Did you know that you have channels like the Weather Nation and it has
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > lot
> > > > > > > > > of female weatherman on it and their ratings get pretty low so one of
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > raise her ratings walks up to the camera and hikes up her dress.
> > > > > > > > But for more coverage of less coverage you should go to
> > > > > > > > www.nakednews.com
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Our local news crew here in Victoria also appear nude , but they get so
> > > > > > > turned on that they have sex right on camera. They don't even care that
> > > > > > > little impressionable three-year-olds are watching. Darlene and my
> > > > > > > children
> > > > > > > aren't impressionable because we let them see everything.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Did I ever tell you the story of how Darlene came to be my fantasy
> > > > > > > obsession?
> > > > > > She had a super rich father???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > No, her family is not rich , they ranch pecans.
> > > > > Therefore they are dirt poor .
> > > > > but the way I established Darlene as my dream fantasy woman was I was
> > > > > driving
> > > > > through Alabama and I stopped at a little rundown filling station and they
> > > > > had a rack of really cheesy R rated novels there , one of them titled
> > > > > "Darlene takes a toss", they had an image of my dream woman Darlene there
> > > > > on
> > > > > the cover, and it was love at first sight.
> > > > >
> > > > > now that I have gained Note-oriety by promoting the Global Brain, it would
> > > > > not be untoward for someone to send me a copy of "Darlene takes a toss
> > > > > "'as a
> > > > > present.
> > > > I would send you “Darlene does everybody” but the shipping costs are too
> > > > high
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Now Mike, you should know that you could send me just one copy of an omnibus
> > > book "Darlene does everybody " instead of a separate book for all 6,822 men
> > > that her body has known.
> > This the unabridged edition including those she did not know,
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> cars drive over in a silly little book?


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 by: Mike - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 11:57 UTC

On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<9e84df08-dc47-41de...@googlegroups.com>):
> > This the unabridged edition including those she did not know,
> Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> cars drive over in a silly little book?

This is more like the multi volumn Encyclopedia Brittanica.

Michael LeVine
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Groucho Marx

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On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > cars drive over in a silly little book?
>
> I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in it which
> is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible , having a great
> big old bridge in little book like that.

Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to big for
your bridges.

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 13:05 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> >
> > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in it which
> > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible , having a great
> > big old bridge in little book like that.
> Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to big for
> your bridges.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a movie called the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read that book I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction. It's not real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to be 89 years old and you don't know the difference between fiction and nonfiction. You're pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 17:05 UTC

On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ced44a69-937b-440e-a633-27713a84cc72n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > >
> > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in it which
> > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible , having a great
> > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to big for
> > your bridges.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a movie called
> the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read that book
> I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction. It's not
> real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to be 89 years
> old and you don't know the difference between fiction and nonfiction. You're
> pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.

Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the tourists
sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river Kwai

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 19:07 UTC

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > >
> > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in it which
> > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible , having a great
> > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to big for
> > > your bridges.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a movie called
> > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read that book
> > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction. It's not
> > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to be 89 years
> > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and nonfiction. You're
> > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the tourists
> sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river Kwai
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did the little boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he wanted to see the bridge over river Kwai"

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 by: Mike - Fri, 27 Jan 2023 22:04 UTC

On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4-91be-1359751c7b00n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > >
> > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in it
> > > > > which
> > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible , having a
> > > > > great
> > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to big for
> > > > your bridges.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a movie called
> > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read that
> > > book
> > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction. It's not
> > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to be 89
> > > years
> > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and nonfiction.
> > > You're
> > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the tourists
> > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river Kwai
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did the little
> boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he wanted to
> see the bridge over river Kwai”
It was no kwai baby.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:04:57 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in it
> > > > > > which
> > > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible , having a
> > > > > > great
> > > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to big for
> > > > > your bridges.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a movie called
> > > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read that
> > > > book
> > > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction. It's not
> > > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to be 89
> > > > years
> > > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and nonfiction.
> > > > You're
> > > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the tourists
> > > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river Kwai
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did the little
> > boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he wanted to
> > see the bridge over river Kwai”
> It was no kwai baby.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

When I was born, I was unable to cry . They don't know whether it was physical or mental but everybody that came and looked into the crib said cry, baby cry, baby cry, baby.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 28 Jan 2023 10:24 UTC

On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7d76763f-cb6b-42df-b537-eb1e8ea4d76en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:04:57 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in it
> > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible , having a
> > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to big
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > your bridges.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a movie
> > > > > called
> > > > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read that
> > > > > book
> > > > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction. It's not
> > > > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to be 89
> > > > > years
> > > > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and nonfiction.
> > > > > You're
> > > > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > > > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the
> > > > tourists
> > > > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > > > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river Kwai
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did the
> > > little
> > > boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he wanted to
> > > see the bridge over river Kwai”
> > It was no kwai baby.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> When I was born, I was unable to cry . They don't know whether it was
> physical or mental but everybody that came and looked into the crib said cry,
> baby cry, baby cry, baby.

What can I do to tear you away from that memory???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 28 Jan 2023 16:31 UTC

On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 4:24:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7d76763f-cb6b-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:04:57 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in it
> > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible , having a
> > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to big
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > your bridges.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a movie
> > > > > > called
> > > > > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read that
> > > > > > book
> > > > > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction.. It's not
> > > > > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to be 89
> > > > > > years
> > > > > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and nonfiction.
> > > > > > You're
> > > > > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > > > > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the
> > > > > tourists
> > > > > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > > > > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river Kwai
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did the
> > > > little
> > > > boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he wanted to
> > > > see the bridge over river Kwai”
> > > It was no kwai baby.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > When I was born, I was unable to cry . They don't know whether it was
> > physical or mental but everybody that came and looked into the crib said cry,
> > baby cry, baby cry, baby.
> What can I do to tear you away from that memory???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What can you do to tear me away from that mammary?

And we're talking present day.

As if that weren't enough , you always have that poster which shows a huge set of tits and underneath is the title:

"Thanks for the mammaries"

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 by: Mike - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 11:39 UTC

On Jan 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<eac62d57-0090-4b96-bcd8-282260b8ce79n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 4:24:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7d76763f-cb6b-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:04:57 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in it
> > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible , having a
> > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > > > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to big
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > your bridges.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a movie
> > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction. It's
> > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to be 89
> > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and nonfiction.
> > > > > > > You're
> > > > > > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > > > > > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the
> > > > > > tourists
> > > > > > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > > > > > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river
> > > > > > Kwai
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did the
> > > > > little
> > > > > boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he wanted
> > > > > to
> > > > > see the bridge over river Kwai”
> > > > It was no kwai baby.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > When I was born, I was unable to cry . They don't know whether it was
> > > physical or mental but everybody that came and looked into the crib said
> > > cry,
> > > baby cry, baby cry, baby.
> > What can I do to tear you away from that memory???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> What can you do to tear me away from that mammary?
>
> And we're talking present day.
>
> As if that weren't enough , you always have that poster which shows a huge
> set of tits and underneath is the title:
>
> "Thanks for the mammaries”
A Hope-les task as Bob passed away years ago.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:03 UTC

On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 5:39:43 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<eac62d57-0090-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 4:24:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7d76763f-cb6b-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:04:57 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in it
> > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible , having a
> > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > > > > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to big
> > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > your bridges.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a movie
> > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction. It's
> > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to be 89
> > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and nonfiction.
> > > > > > > > You're
> > > > > > > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > > > > > > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the
> > > > > > > tourists
> > > > > > > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > > > > > > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river
> > > > > > > Kwai
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did the
> > > > > > little
> > > > > > boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he wanted
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > see the bridge over river Kwai”
> > > > > It was no kwai baby.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > When I was born, I was unable to cry . They don't know whether it was
> > > > physical or mental but everybody that came and looked into the crib said
> > > > cry,
> > > > baby cry, baby cry, baby.
> > > What can I do to tear you away from that memory???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > What can you do to tear me away from that mammary?
> >
> > And we're talking present day.
> >
> > As if that weren't enough , you always have that poster which shows a huge
> > set of tits and underneath is the title:
> >
> > "Thanks for the mammaries”
> A Hope-les task as Bob passed away years ago.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes I know what you mean. Bob actually visited Victoria here. Everybody was waving and cheering him and then he left our view , he passed away.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:41 UTC

On Jan 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0f63c7f0-1751-4419-9bb0-0a9d5ff28a72n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 5:39:43 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<eac62d57-0090-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 4:24:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7d76763f-cb6b-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:04:57 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > > > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in
> > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible ,
> > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > > > > > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to
> > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > your bridges.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a movie
> > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction. It's
> > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to be
> > > > > > > > > 89
> > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and nonfiction.
> > > > > > > > > You're
> > > > > > > > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > > > > > > > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the
> > > > > > > > tourists
> > > > > > > > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > > > > > > > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river
> > > > > > > > Kwai
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did the
> > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he wanted
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > see the bridge over river Kwai”
> > > > > > It was no kwai baby.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > When I was born, I was unable to cry . They don't know whether it was
> > > > > physical or mental but everybody that came and looked into the crib said
> > > > > cry,
> > > > > baby cry, baby cry, baby.
> > > > What can I do to tear you away from that memory???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > What can you do to tear me away from that mammary?
> > >
> > > And we're talking present day.
> > >
> > > As if that weren't enough , you always have that poster which shows a huge
> > > set of tits and underneath is the title:
> > >
> > > "Thanks for the mammaries”
> > A Hope-les task as Bob passed away years ago.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yes I know what you mean. Bob actually visited Victoria here. Everybody was
> waving and cheering him and then he left our view , he passed away.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 23:39 UTC

On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:42:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0f63c7f0-1751-4419...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 5:39:43 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<eac62d57-0090-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 4:24:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7d76763f-cb6b-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:04:57 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge in
> > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to
> > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > your bridges.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a movie
> > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction. It's
> > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to be
> > > > > > > > > > 89
> > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and nonfiction.
> > > > > > > > > > You're
> > > > > > > > > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the
> > > > > > > > > tourists
> > > > > > > > > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > > > > > > > > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river
> > > > > > > > > Kwai
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did the
> > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he wanted
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > see the bridge over river Kwai”
> > > > > > > It was no kwai baby.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > When I was born, I was unable to cry . They don't know whether it was
> > > > > > physical or mental but everybody that came and looked into the crib said
> > > > > > cry,
> > > > > > baby cry, baby cry, baby.
> > > > > What can I do to tear you away from that memory???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > What can you do to tear me away from that mammary?
> > > >
> > > > And we're talking present day.
> > > >
> > > > As if that weren't enough , you always have that poster which shows a huge
> > > > set of tits and underneath is the title:
> > > >
> > > > "Thanks for the mammaries”
> > > A Hope-les task as Bob passed away years ago.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble, i
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yes I know what you mean. Bob actually visited Victoria here. Everybody was
> > waving and cheering him and then he left our view , he passed away.
> Past history
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

All history is past history , ever hear of history of the future?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 30 Jan 2023 11:20 UTC

On Jan 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<df320271-49b4-4d43-94bd-f0184ff14f52n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:42:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0f63c7f0-1751-4419...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 5:39:43 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<eac62d57-0090-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 4:24:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7d76763f-cb6b-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:04:57 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to
> > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > your bridges.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a
> > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction.
> > > > > > > > > > > It's
> > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to
> > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > 89
> > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and
> > > > > > > > > > > nonfiction.
> > > > > > > > > > > You're
> > > > > > > > > > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the
> > > > > > > > > > tourists
> > > > > > > > > > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > > > > > > > > > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river
> > > > > > > > > > Kwai
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did the
> > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he
> > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > see the bridge over river Kwai”
> > > > > > > > It was no kwai baby.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > When I was born, I was unable to cry . They don't know whether it was
> > > > > > > physical or mental but everybody that came and looked into the crib
> > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > cry,
> > > > > > > baby cry, baby cry, baby.
> > > > > > What can I do to tear you away from that memory???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > What can you do to tear me away from that mammary?
> > > > >
> > > > > And we're talking present day.
> > > > >
> > > > > As if that weren't enough , you always have that poster which shows a
> > > > > huge
> > > > > set of tits and underneath is the title:
> > > > >
> > > > > "Thanks for the mammaries”
> > > > A Hope-les task as Bob passed away years ago.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble, i
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Yes I know what you mean. Bob actually visited Victoria here. Everybody was
> > > waving and cheering him and then he left our view , he passed away.
> > Past history
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> All history is past history , ever hear of history of the future?


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 30 Jan 2023 16:22 UTC

On Monday, January 30, 2023 at 5:20:41 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<df320271-49b4-4d43...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:42:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0f63c7f0-1751-4419...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 5:39:43 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<eac62d57-0090-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 4:24:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7d76763f-cb6b-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:04:57 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > your bridges.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a
> > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I read
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > It's
> > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to
> > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > 89
> > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and
> > > > > > > > > > > > nonfiction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You're
> > > > > > > > > > > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the
> > > > > > > > > > > tourists
> > > > > > > > > > > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > > > > > > > > > > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the river
> > > > > > > > > > > Kwai
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did the
> > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he
> > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > see the bridge over river Kwai”
> > > > > > > > > It was no kwai baby.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > When I was born, I was unable to cry . They don't know whether it was
> > > > > > > > physical or mental but everybody that came and looked into the crib
> > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > cry,
> > > > > > > > baby cry, baby cry, baby.
> > > > > > > What can I do to tear you away from that memory???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What can you do to tear me away from that mammary?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And we're talking present day.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As if that weren't enough , you always have that poster which shows a
> > > > > > huge
> > > > > > set of tits and underneath is the title:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Thanks for the mammaries”
> > > > > A Hope-les task as Bob passed away years ago.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble, i
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Yes I know what you mean. Bob actually visited Victoria here. Everybody was
> > > > waving and cheering him and then he left our view , he passed away.
> > > Past history
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > All history is past history , ever hear of history of the future?
> Issac would be turning over in his grave that you forgot his Psychohistory.
> It is the foundation of his best work.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 30 Jan 2023 18:07 UTC

On Jan 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3e538d92-2dcc-463f-bd32-f6c89d451cddn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, January 30, 2023 at 5:20:41 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Jan 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<df320271-49b4-4d43...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:42:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Jan 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0f63c7f0-1751-4419...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 5:39:43 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Jan 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<eac62d57-0090-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 4:24:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7d76763f-cb6b-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:04:57 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > your bridges.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > It's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 89
> > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > nonfiction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > tourists
> > > > > > > > > > > > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > > > > > > > > > > > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > river
> > > > > > > > > > > > Kwai
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he
> > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > see the bridge over river Kwai”
> > > > > > > > > > It was no kwai baby.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > When I was born, I was unable to cry . They don't know whether it was
> > > > > > > > > physical or mental but everybody that came and looked into the crib
> > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > cry,
> > > > > > > > > baby cry, baby cry, baby.
> > > > > > > > What can I do to tear you away from that memory???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > What can you do to tear me away from that mammary?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And we're talking present day.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As if that weren't enough , you always have that poster which shows a
> > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > set of tits and underneath is the title:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Thanks for the mammaries”
> > > > > > A Hope-les task as Bob passed away years ago.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble, i
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Yes I know what you mean. Bob actually visited Victoria here. Everybody
> > > > > was
> > > > > waving and cheering him and then he left our view , he passed away.
> > > > Past history
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > All history is past history , ever hear of history of the future?
> > Issac would be turning over in his grave that you forgot his Psychohistory.
> > It is the foundation of his best work.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Yuck! Science fiction! It got on me!


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 30 Jan 2023 21:24 UTC

On Monday, January 30, 2023 at 12:07:51 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3e538d92-2dcc-463f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, January 30, 2023 at 5:20:41 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<df320271-49b4-4d43...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:42:06 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0f63c7f0-1751-4419...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 5:39:43 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<eac62d57-0090-4b96...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 4:24:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7d76763f-cb6b-42df...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:04:57 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4694f775-6ba0-4cd4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:05:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<ced44a69-937b-440e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 5:58:56 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5a3fc541-c226-48fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 6:28:55 PM UTC-6, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 10:23:51 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Unabridged? How do you fit a big old bridge that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cars drive over in a silly little book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I got it completely wrong. The unabridged version has no bridge
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is reasonable ; it's the bridged version that's impossible ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > having a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > great
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big old bridge in little book like that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Watch it -- as your father might have said --- you are getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > your bridges.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > One time mona and I were sitting here late at night watching a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > movie
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > called
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the Bridges of Madison County and someone came over and said I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > read
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > book
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I read the whole book and then I realize that it's just fiction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > real I couldn't believe it, and then we told him, you've lived to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 89
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > years
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > old and you don't know the difference between fiction and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > nonfiction.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > pathetic and for some reason he's no longer a friend.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the time I was taking a tour in Thailand. One of the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tourists
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sneezed a bit too hard and lost his dental work in the river.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As We left, I remember him still looking for his Bridge on the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > river
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Kwai
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of the time my brother made this joke it went "Why did
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > little
> > > > > > > > > > > > boy throw rocks at the bridge?" And the punchline is "because he
> > > > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > see the bridge over river Kwai”
> > > > > > > > > > > It was no kwai baby.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > When I was born, I was unable to cry . They don't know whether it was
> > > > > > > > > > physical or mental but everybody that came and looked into the crib
> > > > > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > cry,
> > > > > > > > > > baby cry, baby cry, baby.
> > > > > > > > > What can I do to tear you away from that memory???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > What can you do to tear me away from that mammary?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And we're talking present day.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As if that weren't enough , you always have that poster which shows a
> > > > > > > > huge
> > > > > > > > set of tits and underneath is the title:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Thanks for the mammaries”
> > > > > > > A Hope-les task as Bob passed away years ago.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble, i
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yes I know what you mean. Bob actually visited Victoria here. Everybody
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > waving and cheering him and then he left our view , he passed away.
> > > > > Past history
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > All history is past history , ever hear of history of the future?
> > > Issac would be turning over in his grave that you forgot his Psychohistory.
> > > It is the foundation of his best work.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Yuck! Science fiction! It got on me!
> Since you remember now, you were to able to entirely get it off.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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