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Re: Valuable

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Subject: Re: Valuable
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 8 Jan 2023 14:40 UTC

On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 4:50:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a2444ee0-6a28-4928...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, January 7, 2023 at 3:15:58 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<64a1998b-6c69-49a4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 1:37:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Jan 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<e1ba3c91-ea31-409f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, January 6, 2023 at 5:11:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7c51ffc2-d80c-41f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 12:09:43 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Jan 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<832a3466-0730-4f2c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, January 5, 2023 at 1:46:30 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<10d1813d-36d5-45ed...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 12:33:40 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<19a08a61-3a2b-499d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 4, 2023 at 5:21:32 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc132a05-3979-48a5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 3, 2023 at 2:57:16 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I hear that Darleen found out her vibrator was worth a lot of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All this time she had been sitting on a small fortune
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > actually she dropped her diamond wedding ring into the commode
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > didn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > see it so then she had to go number two so therefore she was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > shitting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > small fortune.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would not be interesting to see what the RING camera showed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I told Veronica that it would be better to install the camera out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > by
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > front door rather than in the commode but she just wouldn't
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > listen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > She would not a-commode-date your request
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Veronica was a lowlife slut but she never quite got down and dirty
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > point of dating a commode In the sense of going out on the town
> > > > > > > > > > > > with
> > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Potty humor was ot her ting!
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > She also had the disgusting habit of licking the commode clean, thus
> > > > > > > > > > developing a potty mouth.
> > > > > > > > > THats a real pissoir of a story.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You've heard of Ben Wa balls ? well , there's a different type called
> > > > > > > > pissoir
> > > > > > > > ball, to be used when the woman is urinating.
> > > > > > > So, of the three of you its Veronica that has the balls to what needs
> > > > > > > two
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > done..
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, yes, you're basically correct in talking about having balls , it
> > > > > > really
> > > > > > pays in a relationship to get that straight upfront , if a man is
> > > > > > heterosexual he wouldn't want his significant other to be dangling a set
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > them.
> > > > > So being straight by saying you are not straight???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There was an episode of All in the Family where Archie brought a male
> > > > coworker home so they could have dinner and an evening at home and this guy
> > > > whenever anyone asked him are you married he would say "No, but I'm
> > > > straight
> > > > as an arrow.”
> > >
> > > I have no quarrel with that
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So Mike , you used the word "quarrel" in reference to archery somehow or
> > another , you made me go research this , I can't find where quarrel has any
> > meaning in the context of archery , you ran me around in circles just like
> > Dan Bolser did and now we're not speaking. Dan and I are not speaking; you
> > and I are OK. Although we're writing and not really speaking.
> quar·rel2|ˈkwôrəl|noun1historicala short,heavy, square-headedarrowor bolt
> used in acrossboworarbalest.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'd quarrel with that definition, but I'm all quarreled out.

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