On Oct 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a0695ceb-cab0-4dff-be5f-88413c78fa34n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > \A man I met once was a habitué of Coney Island.
> > > > He spent all day going up and down the are saying
> > > > “habitué 182, habitué 101, habitué150-----“\
> > >
> > > I went over to my friend's house and he had a really fierce, female dog so
> > > I
> > > told him "please keep that
> > > habitchue from me .
> > If it has been a male dog, I suppose it would have been Darlene saying
> > something similar!
>
> Darlene has only lowered herself to have sex with a male dog once in her life
> , and she told me "you can have sloppy seconds.”’

And what about the pups???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, October 6, 2023 at 5:30:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a0695ceb-cab0-4dff...@googlegroups.com>):
>
> > > > > \A man I met once was a habitué of Coney Island.
> > > > > He spent all day going up and down the are saying
> > > > > “habitué 182, habitué 101, habitué150-----“\
> > > >
> > > > I went over to my friend's house and he had a really fierce, female dog so
> > > > I
> > > > told him "please keep that
> > > > habitchue from me .
> > > If it has been a male dog, I suppose it would have been Darlene saying
> > > something similar!
> >
> > Darlene has only lowered herself to have sex with a male dog once in her life
> > , and she told me "you can have sloppy seconds.”’
>
> And what about the pups???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

From the Sago palm? They're doing well.

On Oct 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ab1e1aa1-8e08-4e45-aacc-153e2d517480n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I went over to my friend's house and he had a really fierce, female dog
> > > > > so
> > > > > I
> > > > > told him "please keep that
> > > > > habitchue from me .
> > > > If it has been a male dog, I suppose it would have been Darlene saying
> > > > something similar!
> > >
> > > Darlene has only lowered herself to have sex with a male dog once in her
> > > life
> > > , and she told me "you can have sloppy seconds.”’ And what about the pups??? From the Sago palm? They're doing well.

I do not agre with your “What I say goes” attiude.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, October 6, 2023 at 2:58:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ab1e1aa1-8e08-4e45...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I went over to my friend's house and he had a really fierce, female dog
> > > > > > so
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > told him "please keep that
> > > > > > habitchue from me .
> > > > > If it has been a male dog, I suppose it would have been Darlene saying
> > > > > something similar!
> > > >
> > > > Darlene has only lowered herself to have sex with a male dog once in her
> > > > life
> > > > , and she told me "you can have sloppy seconds.”’ And what about the pups??? From the Sago palm? They're doing well.
>
> I do not agre with your “What I say goes” attiude.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I really don't have such powers. That is "what I say goes " I mean I tried.. I said "I want a pot of gold in front of me " and then I said" I want to have sex with live Cleo " and then I said" I want humanity to last at least a few days longer."

On Oct 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<be393b4a-3d3f-4abf-a85e-c4bef0562654n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Darlene has only lowered herself to have sex with a male dog once in her
> > > > > life
> > > > > , and she told me "you can have sloppy seconds.”’ And what about the
> > > > > pups??? From the Sago palm? They're doing well.
> >
> > I do not agre with your “What I say goes” attiude.
> I really don't have such powers. That is "what I say goes " I mean I tried. I
> said "I want a pot of gold in front of me " and then I said" I want to have
> sex with live Cleo " and then I said" I want humanity to last at least a few
> days longer.”

But the sooner it goes, the sooner this planet will finally get intelligent
life.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, October 8, 2023 at 3:05:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<be393b4a-3d3f-4abf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Darlene has only lowered herself to have sex with a male dog once in her
> > > > > > life
> > > > > > , and she told me "you can have sloppy seconds.”’ And what about the
> > > > > > pups??? From the Sago palm? They're doing well.
> > >
> > > I do not agre with your “What I say goes” attiude.
> > I really don't have such powers. That is "what I say goes " I mean I tried. I
> > said "I want a pot of gold in front of me " and then I said" I want to have
> > sex with live Cleo " and then I said" I want humanity to last at least a few
> > days longer.”
>
> But the sooner it goes, the sooner this planet will finally get intelligent
> life.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You mean Earth would evolve some type of living organism that has true intelligence, unlike humans , you mean similar to a garden slug????

On Oct 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<00bc249b-8154-4618-8715-25a70e3172f2n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > >
> > > > I do not agre with your “What I say goes” attiude.
> > > I really don't have such powers. That is "what I say goes " I mean I
> > > tried. I
> > > said "I want a pot of gold in front of me " and then I said" I want to have
> > > sex with live Cleo " and then I said" I want humanity to last at least a
> > > few
> > > days longer.”
> >
> > But the sooner it goes, the sooner this planet will finally get intelligent
> > life.
> You mean Earth would evolve some type of living organism that has true
> intelligence, unlike humans , you mean similar to a garden slug????

Do not under estimate the intelligence of the garden slug.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, October 8, 2023 at 2:10:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<00bc249b-8154-4618...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > I do not agre with your “What I say goes” attiude..
> > > > I really don't have such powers. That is "what I say goes " I mean I
> > > > tried. I
> > > > said "I want a pot of gold in front of me " and then I said" I want to have
> > > > sex with live Cleo " and then I said" I want humanity to last at least a
> > > > few
> > > > days longer.”
> > >
> > > But the sooner it goes, the sooner this planet will finally get intelligent
> > > life.
> > You mean Earth would evolve some type of living organism that has true
> > intelligence, unlike humans , you mean similar to a garden slug????
> Do not under estimate the intelligence of the garden slug.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no one ever went broke over estimating the vulgarity of the common garden slug.

On Oct 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2101086a-ab07-46b9-8b30-ae18b8e94f34n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > >
> > > > But the sooner it goes, the sooner this planet will finally get
> > > > intelligent
> > > > life.
> > > You mean Earth would evolve some type of living organism that has true
> > > intelligence, unlike humans , you mean similar to a garden slug????
> > Do not under estimate the intelligence of the garden slug.
> no one ever went broke over estimating the vulgarity of the common garden
> slug.

Thats because there were two not one.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, October 9, 2023 at 4:20:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2101086a-ab07-46b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > But the sooner it goes, the sooner this planet will finally get
> > > > > intelligent
> > > > > life.
> > > > You mean Earth would evolve some type of living organism that has true
> > > > intelligence, unlike humans , you mean similar to a garden slug????
> > > Do not under estimate the intelligence of the garden slug.
> > no one ever went broke over estimating the vulgarity of the common garden
> > slug.
> Thats because there were two not one.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there's a casino in Las Vegas, which is all kind of fancy you know it has ferns and kumquat trees and pecan trees for to give it an atmosphere of distinction, but the trouble is that it attracts people who use slugs instead of real coins so therefore it's got the moniker of Garden Slug.

On Oct 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<95f6e6a9-1074-4a62-934d-61cb1c448bb6n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You mean Earth would evolve some type of living organism that has true
> > > > > intelligence, unlike humans , you mean similar to a garden slug????
> > > > Do not under estimate the intelligence of the garden slug.
> > > no one ever went broke over estimating the vulgarity of the common garden
> > > slug.
> > Thats because there were two not one.
> there's a casino in Las Vegas, which is all kind of fancy you know it has
> ferns and kumquat trees and pecan trees for to give it an atmosphere of
> distinction, but the trouble is that it attracts people who use slugs instead
> of real coins so therefore it's got the moniker of Garden Slug.

So the slots pay out in slugs too. It is a nice looking place on the strip
all to tease the visitor
into playing w/o a chance of winning anything ---- Thats what the place is
known as a strip tease.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, October 9, 2023 at 10:37:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<95f6e6a9-1074-4a62...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > You mean Earth would evolve some type of living organism that has true
> > > > > > intelligence, unlike humans , you mean similar to a garden slug????
> > > > > Do not under estimate the intelligence of the garden slug.
> > > > no one ever went broke over estimating the vulgarity of the common garden
> > > > slug.
> > > Thats because there were two not one.
> > there's a casino in Las Vegas, which is all kind of fancy you know it has
> > ferns and kumquat trees and pecan trees for to give it an atmosphere of
> > distinction, but the trouble is that it attracts people who use slugs instead
> > of real coins so therefore it's got the moniker of Garden Slug.
> So the slots pay out in slugs too. It is a nice looking place on the strip
> all to tease the visitor
> into playing w/o a chance of winning anything ---- Thats what the place is
> known as a strip tease.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The Internet is now nothing but financial advisors and crypto, and bitcoin, and on and on, and everybody's flouting the rule that the more abstract your monetary system the more you can be huckstered out of your money, but in any case, if I'm gonna gamble I'm not gonna gamble on stocks and crypto and bitcoin and all that , I'm just gonna go straight to Las Vegas and every now and then if I have enough money left over I'll take in a show with some nice dancing girls.

On Oct 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<96184792-580e-4f20-bf4a-b1e9d329b50en@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Thats because there were two not one.
> > > there's a casino in Las Vegas, which is all kind of fancy you know it has
> > > ferns and kumquat trees and pecan trees for to give it an atmosphere of
> > > distinction, but the trouble is that it attracts people who use slugs
> > > instead
> > > of real coins so therefore it's got the moniker of Garden Slug.
> > So the slots pay out in slugs too. It is a nice looking place on the strip
> > all to tease the visitor
> > into playing w/o a chance of winning anything ---- Thats what the place is
> > known as a strip tease.
> The Internet is now nothing but financial advisors and crypto, and bitcoin,
> and on and on, and everybody's flouting the rule that the more abstract your
> monetary system the more you can be huckstered out of your money, but in any
> case, if I'm gonna gamble I'm not gonna gamble on stocks and crypto and
> bitcoin and all that , I'm just gonna go straight to Las Vegas and every now
> and then if I have enough money left over I'll take in a show with some nice
> dancing girls.

But will they still be nice after you get done with them???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, October 9, 2023 at 2:47:24 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<96184792-580e-4f20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Thats because there were two not one.
> > > > there's a casino in Las Vegas, which is all kind of fancy you know it has
> > > > ferns and kumquat trees and pecan trees for to give it an atmosphere of
> > > > distinction, but the trouble is that it attracts people who use slugs
> > > > instead
> > > > of real coins so therefore it's got the moniker of Garden Slug.
> > > So the slots pay out in slugs too. It is a nice looking place on the strip
> > > all to tease the visitor
> > > into playing w/o a chance of winning anything ---- Thats what the place is
> > > known as a strip tease.
> > The Internet is now nothing but financial advisors and crypto, and bitcoin,
> > and on and on, and everybody's flouting the rule that the more abstract your
> > monetary system the more you can be huckstered out of your money, but in any
> > case, if I'm gonna gamble I'm not gonna gamble on stocks and crypto and
> > bitcoin and all that , I'm just gonna go straight to Las Vegas and every now
> > and then if I have enough money left over I'll take in a show with some nice
> > dancing girls.
> But will they still be nice after you get done with them???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I would never have sex with a dancing girl. They're just jumping around too much. It's too much trouble to try to keep up with them.

On Oct 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<de54772f-3330-49a9-8e91-d7fdbc2855f2n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > The Internet is now nothing but financial advisors and crypto, and bitcoin,
> > > and on and on, and everybody's flouting the rule that the more abstract
> > > your
> > > monetary system the more you can be huckstered out of your money, but in
> > > any
> > > case, if I'm gonna gamble I'm not gonna gamble on stocks and crypto and
> > > bitcoin and all that , I'm just gonna go straight to Las Vegas and every
> > > now
> > > and then if I have enough money left over I'll take in a show with some
> > > nice
> > > dancing girls.
> > But will they still be nice after you get done with them???
>
> I would never have sex with a dancing girl. They're just jumping around too
> much. It's too much trouble to try to keep up with them.

Down you can handle, its the ups that give you trouble.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, October 10, 2023 at 5:54:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<de54772f-3330-49a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > The Internet is now nothing but financial advisors and crypto, and bitcoin,
> > > > and on and on, and everybody's flouting the rule that the more abstract
> > > > your
> > > > monetary system the more you can be huckstered out of your money, but in
> > > > any
> > > > case, if I'm gonna gamble I'm not gonna gamble on stocks and crypto and
> > > > bitcoin and all that , I'm just gonna go straight to Las Vegas and every
> > > > now
> > > > and then if I have enough money left over I'll take in a show with some
> > > > nice
> > > > dancing girls.
> > > But will they still be nice after you get done with them???
> >
> > I would never have sex with a dancing girl. They're just jumping around too
> > much. It's too much trouble to try to keep up with them.
> Down you can handle, its the ups that give you trouble.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

you are correct : there is a female UPS driver that comes out here and she's very demanding in that she dismounts from her vehicle and demands that we have sex even though I am 4 foot two and she is 7 foot eight but we finally had success because somebody put me up to it.

On Oct 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<44769068-3ec0-4a0d-bf80-9a3f7a444247n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > But will they still be nice after you get done with them???
> > >
> > > I would never have sex with a dancing girl. They're just jumping around too
> > > much. It's too much trouble to try to keep up with them.
> > Down you can handle, its the ups that give you trouble.
> you are correct : there is a female UPS driver that comes out here and she's
> very demanding in that she dismounts from her vehicle and demands that we
> have sex even though I am 4 foot two and she is 7 foot eight but we finally
> had success because somebody put me up to it.

You would come up with another tall tale.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, October 10, 2023 at 2:21:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<44769068-3ec0-4a0d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > But will they still be nice after you get done with them???
> > > >
> > > > I would never have sex with a dancing girl. They're just jumping around too
> > > > much. It's too much trouble to try to keep up with them.
> > > Down you can handle, its the ups that give you trouble.
> > you are correct : there is a female UPS driver that comes out here and she's
> > very demanding in that she dismounts from her vehicle and demands that we
> > have sex even though I am 4 foot two and she is 7 foot eight but we finally
> > had success because somebody put me up to it.
> You would come up with another tall tale.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes, you are correct. Somebody had to put me up to the cow because she has a very tall tail.

On Oct 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<25b7c2a5-7157-467b-b331-1fdbc67e496dn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Down you can handle, its the ups that give you trouble.
> > > you are correct : there is a female UPS driver that comes out here and
> > > she's
> > > very demanding in that she dismounts from her vehicle and demands that we
> > > have sex even though I am 4 foot two and she is 7 foot eight but we finally
> > > had success because somebody put me up to it.
> > You would come up with another tall tale.
> yes, you are correct. Somebody had to put me up to the cow because she has a
> very tall tail.

Did you use it as a tail - isman ???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 5:29:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<25b7c2a5-7157-467b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Down you can handle, its the ups that give you trouble.
> > > > you are correct : there is a female UPS driver that comes out here and
> > > > she's
> > > > very demanding in that she dismounts from her vehicle and demands that we
> > > > have sex even though I am 4 foot two and she is 7 foot eight but we finally
> > > > had success because somebody put me up to it.
> > > You would come up with another tall tale.
> > yes, you are correct. Somebody had to put me up to the cow because she has a
> > very tall tail.
> Did you use it as a tail - isman ???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene became a prostitute and now she works the Dallas-Fort Worth area. She is a tail of two cities.
Or maybe the sale of two titties.

On Oct 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<31b4671b-0a50-49b4-878d-7330e0dedc05n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > You would come up with another tall tale.
> > > yes, you are correct. Somebody had to put me up to the cow because she has
> > > a
> > > very tall tail.
> > Did you use it as a tail - isman ???
>
> Darlene became a prostitute and now she works the Dallas-Fort Worth area. She
> is a tail of two cities.
> Or maybe the sale of two titties.

What do you do if she does not work for a day??? Doxy her pay??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, October 11, 2023 at 9:17:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Oct 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<31b4671b-0a50-49b4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You would come up with another tall tale.
> > > > yes, you are correct. Somebody had to put me up to the cow because she has
> > > > a
> > > > very tall tail.
> > > Did you use it as a tail - isman ???
> >
> > Darlene became a prostitute and now she works the Dallas-Fort Worth area. She
> > is a tail of two cities.
> > Or maybe the sale of two titties.
> What do you do if she does not work for a day??? Doxy her pay??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Mar

if she does not work for a day, that's the day I get her.

On Oct 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2df8feea-4c95-420a-a585-16015cd02988n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Did you use it as a tail - isman ???
> > >
> > > Darlene became a prostitute and now she works the Dallas-Fort Worth area.
> > > She
> > > is a tail of two cities.
> > > Or maybe the sale of two titties.
> > What do you do if she does not work for a day??? Doxy her pay??
>
> if she does not work for a day, that's the day I get her.

Which has her working harder.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ea66a5a2-bc5d-43a5-a3b9-0b682cdd2086n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > What do you do if she does not work for a day??? Doxy her pay??
> > >
> > > if she does not work for a day, that's the day I get her.
> > Which has her working harder. I only put her through the acts that any lady of the evening is used to doing
> , you know , the dirty, disgusting , stomach turning acts of a prostitute.

So by servicing you, it makes what she does on the streets more palatable???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Oct 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<263cef0a-6d20-436e-8aa0-e8c015b2be0bn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > if she does not work for a day, that's the day I get her.
> > > > Which has her working harder. I only put her through the acts that any
> > > > lady of the evening is used to doing
> > > , you know , the dirty, disgusting , stomach turning acts of a prostitute.
> > So by servicing you, it makes what she does on the streets more palatable???
>
> I DO NOT NEED MY OIL CHANGED!!!

Your hair needs some relief from that greasy kid stuff.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx