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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Sep 2023 15:19 UTC

On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b731c3ef-19d3-4c8a-a998-b285d646811bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies
> > > > > I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China
> > > > > with
> > > > > it.
> > > > We had polar opposite results
> > >
> > > The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the
> > > entire
> > > Earth is bipolar.
> > That pus a different spin on it.
> There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it has
> the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.

He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Sep 2023 18:26 UTC

On Tuesday, September 5, 2023 at 10:19:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b731c3ef-19d3-4c8a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Even thou to do so you had to panda to his idiosyncrasies
> > > > > > I sold some stock to the giant pandas, but then they escaped to China
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > it.
> > > > > We had polar opposite results
> > > >
> > > > The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the
> > > > entire
> > > > Earth is bipolar.
> > > That pus a different spin on it.
> > There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it has
> > the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.
> He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 09:41 UTC

On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<29b180fb-a8cd-4576-84e8-fbc3a954f166n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the
> > > > > entire
> > > > > Earth is bipolar.
> > > > That pus a different spin on it.
> > > There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it
> > > has
> > > the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.
> > He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out
> He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
> wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.

Was that the name she was using???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 12:58 UTC

On Wednesday, September 6, 2023 at 4:42:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<29b180fb-a8cd-4576...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The Earth has two poles, a North pole and a South pole, therefore the
> > > > > > entire
> > > > > > Earth is bipolar.
> > > > > That pus a different spin on it.
> > > > There's this planet in an Asimov story which is made entirely of pus; it
> > > > has
> > > > the science fictiony name of Planet Zit.
> > > He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out
> > He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
> > wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.
> Was that the name she was using???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, she used the name Bruce , but later she changed her name to Lola and made $100 trillion off the song.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 15:02 UTC

On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out
> > > He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
> > > wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.
> > Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but later she changed her name to Lola and
> made $100 trillion off the song.

It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 20:52 UTC

On Wednesday, September 6, 2023 at 10:02:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<da9318bc-f95c-424b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > He must have been in a time squeeze to get something out
> > > > He really was in a-time squeeze ; the next time he got in a time squeeze he
> > > > wrote a story about outing his nephew, Bruce.
> > > Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but later she changed her name to Lola and
> > made $100 trillion off the song.
> It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played..
> Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It was great as a non-request song. People would
phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA"

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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Sep 2023 08:49 UTC

On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<08f1be33-4344-4ead-a3b3-39104c95bcefn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but
> > > > later she changed her name to Lola and
> > > made $100 trillion off the song.
> > It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
> > Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.
> It was great as a non-request song. People would
> phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA”

Said tung in cheek

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Thursday, September 7, 2023 at 3:49:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<08f1be33-4344-4ead...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Was that the name she was using???\ Yes, she used the name Bruce , but
> > > > > later she changed her name to Lola and
> > > > made $100 trillion off the song.
> > > It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
> > > Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.
> > It was great as a non-request song. People would
> > phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA”
>
> Said tung in cheek
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Sep 2023 13:29 UTC

On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<522c0233-76b8-4c47-a62c-412a21e918b0n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
> > > > Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.
> > > It was great as a non-request song. People would
> > > phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.

Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 8 Sep 2023 03:07 UTC

On Thursday, September 7, 2023 at 8:29:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<522c0233-76b8-4c47...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > It was so bad that people paid her that much to keep it from being played.
> > > > > Concerts.when it was played, had a pay to get out fee.
> > > > It was great as a non-request song. People would
> > > > phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.
>
> Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the very first time, like a version."

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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Sep 2023 08:45 UTC

On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<421160f8-8dc2-4afd-838d-a2510f0ef75an@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > It was great as a non-request song. People would
> > > > > phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in
> > > > > cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.
> >
> > Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"
> we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
> software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
> very first time, like a version.”
That is virgin on the ridiculous.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 8 Sep 2023 13:28 UTC

On Friday, September 8, 2023 at 3:45:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<421160f8-8dc2-4afd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > It was great as a non-request song. People would
> > > > > > phone into a radio station and say "I don't want LOLA” Said tung in
> > > > > > cheek The lesbian version of Lola was said tongue in vagina.
> > >
> > > Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"
> > we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
> > software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
> > very first time, like a version.”
> That is virgin on the ridiculous.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act, which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a different name , she called it "Ridiculingus".

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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Sep 2023 14:59 UTC

On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<34a6341f-49ac-4262-9092-c9555b00ba4en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"
> > > we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
> > > software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
> > > very first time, like a version.”
> > That is virgin on the ridiculous.
> I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
> inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
> which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a different
> name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.

But they are all trans there.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 9 Sep 2023 00:02 UTC

On Friday, September 8, 2023 at 9:59:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<34a6341f-49ac-4262...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Was their tune “Carry Me Back to Old Virgin-y"
> > > > we were all sitting in the coding room one time and I released this new
> > > > software version, and I started singing "like a version, released for the
> > > > very first time, like a version.”
> > > That is virgin on the ridiculous.
> > I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
> > inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
> > which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a different
> > name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.
> But they are all trans there.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

they all work in the transportation industry?

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 by: Mike - Sat, 9 Sep 2023 06:35 UTC

On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
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> > > which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a
> > > different
> > > name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.
> > But they are all trans there.
> they all work in the transportation industry?

Just what are you trying to convey to me???

Michael LeVine
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 9 Sep 2023 07:01 UTC

On Saturday, September 9, 2023 at 1:36:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<682892a3-27b9-4b7d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
> > > > inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex act,
> > > > which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a
> > > > different
> > > > name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.
> > > But they are all trans there.
> > they all work in the transportation industry?
> Just what are you trying to convey to me???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A fellow named Bert.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 09:04 UTC

On Sep 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<634130c3-681f-401d-9452-a7c38729ac45n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
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> > > > > act,
> > > > > which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a
> > > > > different
> > > > > name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.
> > > > But they are all trans there.
> > > they all work in the transportation industry?
> > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.

What about Ernie???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 12:41 UTC

On Sunday, September 10, 2023 at 4:05:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<634130c3-681f-401d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I was visiting Beta Reticuli VII one time, and one of their female
> > > > > > inhabitants enticed me into bed with her , and I was performing a sex
> > > > > > act,
> > > > > > which here on Earth has one name , but on Beta Ridiculous VII has a
> > > > > > different
> > > > > > name , she called it "Ridiculingus”.
> > > > > But they are all trans there.
> > > > they all work in the transportation industry?
> > > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.
>
> What about Ernie???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

what about her?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 12:57 UTC

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > But they are all trans there.
> > > > > they all work in the transportation industry?
> > > > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.
> >
> > What about Ernie???
> what about her?

Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 16:42 UTC

On Sunday, September 10, 2023 at 7:57:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cb88003d-1212-449d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But they are all trans there.
> > > > > > they all work in the transportation industry?
> > > > > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.
> > >
> > > What about Ernie???
> > what about her?
>
> Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a company taking common words for the name of the company or their products like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 20:16 UTC

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.
> > > >
> > > > What about Ernie???
> > > what about her?
> >
> > Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane
>
> some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of
> Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a
> company taking common words for the name of the company or their products
> like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to
> pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.

Fly, it would be faster

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 21:28 UTC

On Sunday, September 10, 2023 at 3:16:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f34b5cbc-0775-42d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Just what are you trying to convey to me??? A fellow named Bert.
> > > > >
> > > > > What about Ernie???
> > > > what about her?
> > >
> > > Thats a HIMicane not a HERicane
> >
> > some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of
> > Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a
> > company taking common words for the name of the company or their products
> > like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to
> > pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.
> Fly, it would be faster
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was looking at the paper back rack at a filling station, one book was "Darlene takes a toss", which of course established the name of my dream fantasy
love , another one was titled "how to drive a woman to Ecstasy . " Do you know that there's a town right here in Texas call "Ecstasy" and what they tell you is to get out your iPhone and bring up the mapping app and enter "Ecstasy" in destination field.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 11 Sep 2023 08:11 UTC

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<63dac572-7455-4495-b31c-75788fbb5a1en@googlegroups.com>):

> > > some people are marketing something called a hurricane it's some kind of
> > > Walkingstick that lets you hurry. I'm just a palled and disgusted at a
> > > company taking common words for the name of the company or their products
> > > like Apple, or Infiniti, or The Inverted Nipple Company, They don't have to
> > > pay one cent of trademark. It just drives me bonkers.
> > Fly, it would be faster
> I was looking at the paper back rack at a filling station, one book was
> "Darlene takes a toss", which of course established the name of my dream
> fantasy
> love , another one was titled "how to drive a woman to Ecstasy . " Do you
> know that there's a town right here in Texas call "Ecstasy" and what they
> tell you is to get out your iPhone and bring up the mapping app and enter
> "Ecstasy" in destination field.

They prefer a roll in the field to a roll in the hay???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Mike - Mon, 11 Sep 2023 14:28 UTC

On Sep 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<233b0cce-fd52-4a02-8a12-f2c32a85f909n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Fly, it would be faster
> > > I was looking at the paper back rack at a filling station, one book was
> > > "Darlene takes a toss", which of course established the name of my dream
> > > fantasy
> > > love , another one was titled "how to drive a woman to Ecstasy . " Do you
> > > know that there's a town right here in Texas call "Ecstasy" and what they
> > > tell you is to get out your iPhone and bring up the mapping app and enter
> > > "Ecstasy" in destination field.
> > They prefer a roll in the field to a roll in the hay???
> > Michael LeVine
>
> yeah it's just like that movie Young Frankenstein where Gene Wilder and Teri
> Garr were riding along in a Haywagon and she asked Gene if he would like to
> "Go fur a roll in Zie hay?" and Gene's eyes get as big as pancakes , Teri
> says "it's fun rolling see back-and-forth in the hay like this" i.e., to
> Genes disappointment she didn't mean any fooling around stuff.
> Yes, I really liked her. when I was working at NASA in Houston, She was
> making a movie down in Seabrook and I had such a crush on her .I decided to
> meet her by buying her flowers and having them delivered to the front desk of
> her hotel, and of course she would come down for them I guess or she would
> just ignore them and then when she came down, I would go up and introduce
> myself and she would say something like "get out of my life you idiot "
> I heard she came down with some kind of bad disease.

You are contagious from a distance

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Mike - Tue, 12 Sep 2023 18:44 UTC

On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7815d242-d048-48f8-b03b-f84fcfa25223n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > her hotel, and of course she would come down for them I guess or she would
> > > just ignore them and then when she came down, I would go up and introduce
> > > myself and she would say something like "get out of my life you idiot "
> > > I heard she came down with some kind of bad disease.
> > You are contagious from a distance
> Yes, I have perfected the technique of being contagious from a distance. Why,
> I can infect someone with AIDS over the Internet who lives in China. Once we
> really expand in the space I'll be able to infect somebody with whooping
> cough who lives on Beta Reticuli VII. It's just magnificent what I can do .
> All bow down before me.

You would make an infective weapon for us. just place you in the enemies
country and wait.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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