On Sep 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ffef04cb-fcbf-4345-b544-1b4ddb082faan@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > But not pence - ive.
> > > > > I'm going to pound you to a pulp.
> > > > I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions There is a word very
> > > > similar to ha penny which describes you : a ha wit.
> >
> > But I do not do things half way.
>
> But that's the type of house you escaped from.

Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, September 21, 2023 at 5:31:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ffef04cb-fcbf-4345...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But not pence - ive.
> > > > > > I'm going to pound you to a pulp.
> > > > > I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions There is a word very
> > > > > similar to ha penny which describes you : a ha wit.
> > >
> > > But I do not do things half way.
> >
> > But that's the type of house you escaped from.
> Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.

On Sep 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a947c5e7-446f-4869-9845-80f56b967ef3n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions There is a word
> > > > > > very
> > > > > > similar to ha penny which describes you : a ha wit.
> > > >
> > > > But I do not do things half way.
> > >
> > > But that's the type of house you escaped from.
> > Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.
>
> Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.

Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 4:08:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a947c5e7-446f-4869...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I am not going to be a guinea pig for your delusions There is a word
> > > > > > > very
> > > > > > > similar to ha penny which describes you : a ha wit.
> > > > >
> > > > > But I do not do things half way.
> > > >
> > > > But that's the type of house you escaped from.
> > > Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.
> >
> > Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.
> Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I hear you and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle that his father turned in to the police.

On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4d6f3116-9b0f-4255-ace9-cef9ded6767fn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > But I do not do things half way.
> > > > >
> > > > > But that's the type of house you escaped from.
> > > > Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.
> > >
> > > Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.
> > Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to.
>
> I hear you and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle that
> his father turned in to the police.

He has a burning ambition to be famous some day

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 2:55:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4d6f3116-9b0f-4255...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But I do not do things half way.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But that's the type of house you escaped from.
> > > > > Actually they ran me off for setting a good example.
> > > >
> > > > Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.
> > > Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to.
> >
> > I hear you and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle that
> > his father turned in to the police.
> He has a burning ambition to be famous some day
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He got famous all right ; he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth.

On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0a63a0ad-776c-4eba-99c9-16d432bf6cf3n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > But that's the type of house you escaped from.
> > > > > > Actually they ran me off for setting a good example. Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.
> > > > Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to. I hear you and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle
> > > that
> > > his father turned in to the police.
> > He has a burning ambition to be famous some day He got famous all right ; he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth.

Leaving worth - while citizens furling safer.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, September 23, 2023 at 4:11:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0a63a0ad-776c-4eba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > But that's the type of house you escaped from.
> > > > > > > Actually they ran me off for setting a good example. Setting a good example, most likely the "setting" was setting a fire.
> > > > > Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to. I hear you and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle
> > > > that
> > > > his father turned in to the police.
> > > He has a burning ambition to be famous some day He got famous all right ; he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth.
>
> Leaving worth - while citizens furling safer.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>

> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I saw this really funny cartoon. What it showed was a man before a firing squad and they were about to pull the trigger and then in the background this woman is on the second floor of her house and it's in flames and she shouts out FIRE!!!!! Purdy doggone, funny, eh?

On Sep 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c25f1d2c-149c-4d3f-a381-7f8ef5a6a42bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to. I hear you
> > > > > > and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle
> > > > > that
> > > > > his father turned in to the police.
> > > > He has a burning ambition to be famous some day He got famous all right ;
> > > > he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth. Leaving worth - while citizens furling safer.
> I saw this really funny cartoon. What it showed was a man before a firing
> squad and they were about to pull the trigger and then in the background this
> woman is on the second floor of her house and it's in flames and she shouts
> out FIRE!!!!! Purdy doggone, funny, eh?

You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, September 24, 2023 at 4:28:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c25f1d2c-149c-4d3f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Believe ot or not, there arson things I will not resort to. I hear you
> > > > > > > and your wife raised arson to be that arsonist guy in Seattle
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > his father turned in to the police.
> > > > > He has a burning ambition to be famous some day He got famous all right ;
> > > > > he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth. Leaving worth - while citizens furling safer.
> > I saw this really funny cartoon. What it showed was a man before a firing
> > squad and they were about to pull the trigger and then in the background this
> > woman is on the second floor of her house and it's in flames and she shouts
> > out FIRE!!!!! Purdy doggone, funny, eh?
> You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

well, I guess so . I saw a really boffo one by him and what it was there was a surgeon about to perform a brain operation. He's looking at a patient's head saying "Gee , I just don't know how to proceed " Then it showed the back of the guy's head and there was writing which read "Insert thumb under tab. pull firmly along dotted lines."

On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<13cf0aff-f478-432c-815e-4c548913f06an@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth. Leaving worth - while
> > > > > > citizens furling safer.
> > > I saw this really funny cartoon. What it showed was a man before a firing
> > > squad and they were about to pull the trigger and then in the background
> > > this
> > > woman is on the second floor of her house and it's in flames and she shouts
> > > out FIRE!!!!! Purdy doggone, funny, eh?
> > You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints
> well, I guess so . I saw a really boffo one by him and what it was there was
> a surgeon about to perform a brain operation. He's looking at a patient's
> head saying "Gee , I just don't know how to proceed " Then it showed the back
> of the guy's head and there was writing which read "Insert thumb under tab.
> pull firmly along dotted lines.” Issac Asimov write in his autobiography about the time he was scheduled for an operation.
as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and the
words --
"cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so hard
he almost could
not operate.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, September 24, 2023 at 2:40:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<13cf0aff-f478-432c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > he's the most famous prisoner in Leavenworth. Leaving worth - while
> > > > > > > citizens furling safer.
> > > > I saw this really funny cartoon. What it showed was a man before a firing
> > > > squad and they were about to pull the trigger and then in the background
> > > > this
> > > > woman is on the second floor of her house and it's in flames and she shouts
> > > > out FIRE!!!!! Purdy doggone, funny, eh?
> > > You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints
> > well, I guess so . I saw a really boffo one by him and what it was there was
> > a surgeon about to perform a brain operation. He's looking at a patient's
> > head saying "Gee , I just don't know how to proceed " Then it showed the back
> > of the guy's head and there was writing which read "Insert thumb under tab.
> > pull firmly along dotted lines.” Issac Asimov write in his autobiography about the time he was scheduled for an operation.
> as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and the
> words --
> "cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so hard
> he almost could
> not operate.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov literally.

On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1621298c-f90a-4722-aaac-6432071e593bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints
> > > well, I guess so . I saw a really boffo one by him and what it was there
> > > was
> > > a surgeon about to perform a brain operation. He's looking at a patient's
> > > head saying "Gee , I just don't know how to proceed " Then it showed the
> > > back
> > > of the guy's head and there was writing which read "Insert thumb under tab.
> > > pull firmly along dotted lines.” Issac Asimov write in his autobiography
> > > about the time he was scheduled for an operation.
> > as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and the
> > words --
> > "cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so
> > hard
> > he almost could
> > not operate.
> That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov
> literally.

Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
the operation to reduce the chance if such an error.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 5:12:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1621298c-f90a-4722...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You have been seeing too many Don MNartin reprints
> > > > well, I guess so . I saw a really boffo one by him and what it was there
> > > > was
> > > > a surgeon about to perform a brain operation. He's looking at a patient's
> > > > head saying "Gee , I just don't know how to proceed " Then it showed the
> > > > back
> > > > of the guy's head and there was writing which read "Insert thumb under tab.
> > > > pull firmly along dotted lines.” Issac Asimov write in his autobiography
> > > > about the time he was scheduled for an operation.
> > > as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and the
> > > words --
> > > "cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so
> > > hard
> > > he almost could
> > > not operate.
> > That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov
> > literally.
> Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
> was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
> the operation to reduce the chance if such an error.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was the case of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.

On Sep 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<26ff7462-a5f3-40d1-a427-6926cfbf747bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and
> > > > the
> > > > words --
> > > > "cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so
> > > > hard
> > > > he almost could
> > > > not operate.
> > > That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov
> > > literally.
> > Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
> > was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
> > the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a
> pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.

The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, September 26, 2023 at 2:59:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<26ff7462-a5f3-40d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > as a joke he drew a doted line when the operation was to take place and
> > > > > the
> > > > > words --
> > > > > "cut along the dotted line” When The surgeon say it he was laughing so
> > > > > hard
> > > > > he almost could
> > > > > not operate.
> > > > That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov
> > > > literally.
> > > Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
> > > was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
> > > the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a
> > pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.
> The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Mar

They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.

On Sep 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b7172544-c5bc-4f38-a8dd-659fc4a59a0en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov
> > > > > literally.
> > > > Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
> > > > was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
> > > > the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case
> > > > of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a
> > > pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.
> > The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches
>
> They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.

So you say it is genetic???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, September 27, 2023 at 4:16:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b7172544-c5bc-4f38...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > That could be dangerous. If you got an Aggie surgeon who took Asimov
> > > > > > literally.
> > > > > Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
> > > > > was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
> > > > > the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case
> > > > > of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a
> > > > pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.
> > > The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches
> >
> > They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.
> So you say it is genetic???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

every last lady that I see walking along with those big tears in her blue jeans , and I mean every lady not just ones know , I go up to them and say "You have trouble getting through that Barbwire fence , did you?" She usually hits me with her purse like Ruth Buzzi, and then I'll tell her "I live on a ranch , I fix barbed wire fences all the time " and then she'll say "I don't give a damn"

On Sep 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<54dd53ab-95de-41b9-91d6-5f1340859bdfn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
> > > > > > was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
> > > > > > the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case
> > > > > > of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a
> > > > > pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.
> > > > The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches
> > >
> > > They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.
> > So you say it is genetic???
> every last lady that I see walking along with those big tears in her blue
> jeans , and I mean every lady not just ones know , I go up to them and say
> "You have trouble getting through that Barbwire fence , did you?" She usually
> hits me with her purse like Ruth Buzzi, and then I'll tell her "I live on a
> ranch , I fix barbed wire fences all the time " and then she'll say "I don't
> give a damn”
And they pay extra for the tearing to produce pants/etc that my parents
would have tossed as worn-out on sight.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, September 27, 2023 at 8:34:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<54dd53ab-95de-41b9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Actually, after a few (admittedly rare) mistakes where the wrong organ
> > > > > > > was operatied on, it became standard practice to do just that ahead of
> > > > > > > the operation to reduce the chance if such an error. There was the case
> > > > > > > of this skilled Aggie surgeon who was able to reunite a
> > > > > > pair of Siamese twins that were born separately.
> > > > > The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches
> > > >
> > > > They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.
> > > So you say it is genetic???
> > every last lady that I see walking along with those big tears in her blue
> > jeans , and I mean every lady not just ones know , I go up to them and say
> > "You have trouble getting through that Barbwire fence , did you?" She usually
> > hits me with her purse like Ruth Buzzi, and then I'll tell her "I live on a
> > ranch , I fix barbed wire fences all the time " and then she'll say "I don't
> > give a damn”
> And they pay extra for the tearing to produce pants/etc that my parents
> would have tossed as worn-out on sight.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I went into a restaurant. There was a waitress about 20 years old. She had torn up jeans like that. I didn't know her from Adam and I told her "well , you must've had an accident crawling through a barbed-wire fence". She said "oh you, other people have told me that, I'm sick of that joke , here's your pop tart"

On Sep 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f1f85bb0-7769-4c54-b2fc-66808315415en@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches
> > > > >
> > > > > They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.
> > > > So you say it is genetic???
> > > every last lady that I see walking along with those big tears in her blue
> > > jeans , and I mean every lady not just ones know , I go up to them and say
> > > "You have trouble getting through that Barbwire fence , did you?" She
> > > usually
> > > hits me with her purse like Ruth Buzzi, and then I'll tell her "I live on a
> > > ranch , I fix barbed wire fences all the time " and then she'll say "I
> > > don't
> > > give a damn”
> > And they pay extra for the tearing to produce pants/etc that my parents
> > would have tossed as worn-out on sight.
> I went into a restaurant. There was a waitress about 20 years old. She had
> torn up jeans like that. I didn't know her from Adam and I told her "well ,
> you must've had an accident crawling through a barbed-wire fence". She said
> "oh you, other people have told me that, I'm sick of that joke , here's your
> pop tart”

Müst have been really dense to not realize you/they were not joking.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, September 28, 2023 at 3:25:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f1f85bb0-7769-4c54...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > The joke was on them and it really had them in stiches
> > > > > >
> > > > > > They did have a really big tears in their blue jeans.
> > > > > So you say it is genetic???
> > > > every last lady that I see walking along with those big tears in her blue
> > > > jeans , and I mean every lady not just ones know , I go up to them and say
> > > > "You have trouble getting through that Barbwire fence , did you?" She
> > > > usually
> > > > hits me with her purse like Ruth Buzzi, and then I'll tell her "I live on a
> > > > ranch , I fix barbed wire fences all the time " and then she'll say "I
> > > > don't
> > > > give a damn”
> > > And they pay extra for the tearing to produce pants/etc that my parents
> > > would have tossed as worn-out on sight.
> > I went into a restaurant. There was a waitress about 20 years old. She had
> > torn up jeans like that. I didn't know her from Adam and I told her "well ,
> > you must've had an accident crawling through a barbed-wire fence". She said
> > "oh you, other people have told me that, I'm sick of that joke , here's your
> > pop tart”
>
> Müst have been really dense to not realize you/they were not joking.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I can guarantee you doing macho work on a pecan ranch like fixing fences, crawling through them time and time again will just rip your clothes to unrecognizable shreds. You couldn't even go into town wearing them because you'll be arrested for indecency.

On Sep 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5e9f19c8-5516-4b56-8ad1-daf6dc4ef921n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > And they pay extra for the tearing to produce pants/etc that my parents
> > > > would have tossed as worn-out on sight.
> > > I went into a restaurant. There was a waitress about 20 years old. She had
> > > torn up jeans like that. I didn't know her from Adam and I told her "well ,
> > > you must've had an accident crawling through a barbed-wire fence". She said
> > > "oh you, other people have told me that, I'm sick of that joke , here's
> > > your
> > > pop tart”
> >
> > Müst have been really dense to not realize you/they were not joking.
> I can guarantee you doing macho work on a pecan ranch like fixing fences,
> crawling through them time and time again will just rip your clothes to
> unrecognizable shreds. You couldn't even go into town wearing them because
> you'll be arrested for indecency.

And I never liked to wear stripes. Made me look fat.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, September 28, 2023 at 1:31:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5e9f19c8-5516-4b56...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > And they pay extra for the tearing to produce pants/etc that my parents
> > > > > would have tossed as worn-out on sight.
> > > > I went into a restaurant. There was a waitress about 20 years old. She had
> > > > torn up jeans like that. I didn't know her from Adam and I told her "well ,
> > > > you must've had an accident crawling through a barbed-wire fence". She said
> > > > "oh you, other people have told me that, I'm sick of that joke , here's
> > > > your
> > > > pop tart”
> > >
> > > Müst have been really dense to not realize you/they were not joking.
> > I can guarantee you doing macho work on a pecan ranch like fixing fences,
> > crawling through them time and time again will just rip your clothes to
> > unrecognizable shreds. You couldn't even go into town wearing them because
> > you'll be arrested for indecency.
> And I never liked to wear stripes. Made me look fat.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have a cat named Stripes. So you mean you actually come to this ranch , take my cat and put it on for clothing?

On Sep 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8e9017b0-bf33-4220-a517-f1ad7a52d4d6n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Müst have been really dense to not realize you/they were not joking.
> > > I can guarantee you doing macho work on a pecan ranch like fixing fences,
> > > crawling through them time and time again will just rip your clothes to
> > > unrecognizable shreds. You couldn't even go into town wearing them because
> > > you'll be arrested for indecency.
> > And I never liked to wear stripes. Made me look fat.
>
> I have a cat named Stripes. So you mean you actually come to this ranch ,
> take my cat and put it on for clothing?

My kinks do not extend to be inbox a furry.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx