On Thursday, April 27, 2023 at 5:05:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8fad3c86-e019-4a9f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats one way of getting rid of an obnoxious teenager.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > another way is the poison him or her to death for the insurance
> > > > > > > > > > > > money.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > But you need to practice first --- try something small
> > > > > > > > > > > ======https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNA9rQcMq00
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the
> > > > > > > > > > pecan
> > > > > > > > > > crop
> > > > > > > > > > , thousands of them out
> > > > > > > > > > there dead.
> > > > > > > > > Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Chief Pitikwahanapiwiyin killed thousands of squirrels, and wound up
> > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > deadlock sporting his dreadlocks.
> > > > > > > PETA you could not have stopped him before it was too late.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> > > > > > unstoppable.
> > > > > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> > > > We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.
> > > Reminds me of Venous D'Milo
> >
> > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You have these breakfast foods like
Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they were named back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.

On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5fd7d741-b17a-4f86-8ecd-da19c5429b94n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the
> > > > > > > > > > > pecan
> > > > > > > > > > > crop
> > > > > > > > > > > , thousands of them out
> > > > > > > > > > > there dead.
> > > > > > > > > > Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Chief Pitikwahanapiwiyin killed thousands of squirrels, and wound up
> > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > deadlock sporting his dreadlocks.
> > > > > > > > PETA you could not have stopped him before it was too late.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> > > > > > > unstoppable.
> > > > > > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> > > > > We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.
> > > > Reminds me of Venous D'Milo
> > >
> > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
>
> You have these breakfast foods like
> Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they were named
> back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.

Gruel and unusual punishment

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, April 27, 2023 at 1:08:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5fd7d741-b17a-4f86...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Nah, already have that practice poisoning squirrels to protect the
> > > > > > > > > > > > pecan
> > > > > > > > > > > > crop
> > > > > > > > > > > > , thousands of them out
> > > > > > > > > > > > there dead.
> > > > > > > > > > > Considering how fast they breed, it sounds like a deadlock.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Chief Pitikwahanapiwiyin killed thousands of squirrels, and wound up
> > > > > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > > > > deadlock sporting his dreadlocks.
> > > > > > > > > PETA you could not have stopped him before it was too late.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> > > > > > > > unstoppable.
> > > > > > > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> > > > > > We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.
> > > > > Reminds me of Venous D'Milo
> > > >
> > > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> >
> > You have these breakfast foods like
> > Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they were named
> > back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.
> Gruel and unusual punishment
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Gruel was the unusual punishment . Foods
like Malt-O-Meal are at least made with milk and sweetened with sugar , Gruel is ground wheat made thinly with water.

On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<863d7712-98ca-4dae-afb2-c2f8cafc8607n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> > > > > > > > > unstoppable.
> > > > > > > > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> > > > > > > We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.
> > > > > > Reminds me of Venous D'Milo
> > > > >
> > > > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > > > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> > >
> > > You have these breakfast foods like
> > > Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they were
> > > named
> > > back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.
> > Gruel and unusual punishment
> Gruel was the unusual punishment . Foods
> like Malt-O-Meal are at least made with milk and sweetened with sugar , Gruel
> is ground wheat made thinly with water.

So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 4:25:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<863d7712-98ca-4dae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> > > > > > > > > > unstoppable.
> > > > > > > > > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> > > > > > > > We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.
> > > > > > > Reminds me of Venous D'Milo
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > > > > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> > > >
> > > > You have these breakfast foods like
> > > > Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they were
> > > > named
> > > > back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.
> > > Gruel and unusual punishment
> > Gruel was the unusual punishment . Foods
> > like Malt-O-Meal are at least made with milk and sweetened with sugar , Gruel
> > is ground wheat made thinly with water.
> So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad to eat it.

On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9c41fb7f-f10c-4f6a-908b-31264180eb15n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 4:25:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<863d7712-98ca-4dae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> > > > > > > > > > > unstoppable.
> > > > > > > > > > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> > > > > > > > > We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.
> > > > > > > > Reminds me of Venous D'Milo
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > > > > > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> > > > >
> > > > > You have these breakfast foods like
> > > > > Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they were
> > > > > named
> > > > > back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.
> > > > Gruel and unusual punishment
> > > Gruel was the unusual punishment . Foods
> > > like Malt-O-Meal are at least made with milk and sweetened with sugar ,
> > > Gruel
> > > is ground wheat made thinly with water.
> > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad to eat it.

Or too hungry to care

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 1:11:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9c41fb7f-f10c-4f6a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 4:25:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<863d7712-98ca-4dae...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood was
> > > > > > > > > > > > unstoppable.
> > > > > > > > > > > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> > > > > > > > > > We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.
> > > > > > > > > Reminds me of Venous D'Milo
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > > > > > > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You have these breakfast foods like
> > > > > > Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they were
> > > > > > named
> > > > > > back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.
> > > > > Gruel and unusual punishment
> > > > Gruel was the unusual punishment . Foods
> > > > like Malt-O-Meal are at least made with milk and sweetened with sugar ,
> > > > Gruel
> > > > is ground wheat made thinly with water.
> > > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> > I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad to eat it.
> Or too hungry to care
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One would probably prefer lutefisk or haggis instead.

On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b72942d1-b2c4-46fe-a881-8e56942bf396n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > unstoppable.
> > > > > > > > > > > > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> > > > > > > > > > > We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.
> > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of Venous D'Milo
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > > > > > > > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You have these breakfast foods like
> > > > > > > Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they were
> > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.
> > > > > > Gruel and unusual punishment
> > > > > Gruel was the unusual punishment . Foods
> > > > > like Malt-O-Meal are at least made with milk and sweetened with sugar ,
> > > > > Gruel
> > > > > is ground wheat made thinly with water.
> > > > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> > > I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad to eat
> > > it.
> > Or too hungry to care
> One would probably prefer lutefisk or haggis instead.

Tried it twice -- once going down and again going up.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, April 29, 2023 at 4:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b72942d1-b2c4-46fe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He suffered a severe bite from one of the squirrels, the blood
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > unstoppable.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > His attempts to do so were in vein.
> > > > > > > > > > > > We artery stop it, but we just let him bleed to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > Reminds me of Venous D'Milo
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > > > > > > > > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You have these breakfast foods like
> > > > > > > > Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they were
> > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.
> > > > > > > Gruel and unusual punishment
> > > > > > Gruel was the unusual punishment . Foods
> > > > > > like Malt-O-Meal are at least made with milk and sweetened with sugar ,
> > > > > > Gruel
> > > > > > is ground wheat made thinly with water.
> > > > > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> > > > I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad to eat
> > > > it.
> > > Or too hungry to care
> > One would probably prefer lutefisk or haggis instead.
> Tried it twice -- once going down and again going up.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies. that's like jalapeños they burn, going in and burn going out.
> Groucho Marx

That's like jalapeños; they burn going in and burn going out.

On Apr 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e8c07e3e-5c7e-473e-98fe-83b4b46b41e0n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > > > > > > > > > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > You have these breakfast foods like
> > > > > > > > > Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they
> > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.
> > > > > > > > Gruel and unusual punishment
> > > > > > > Gruel was the unusual punishment . Foods
> > > > > > > like Malt-O-Meal are at least made with milk and sweetened with sugar ,
> > > > > > > Gruel
> > > > > > > is ground wheat made thinly with water.
> > > > > > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> > > > > I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad to eat
> > > > > it.
> > > > Or too hungry to care
> > > One would probably prefer lutefisk or haggis instead.
> > Tried it twice -- once going down and again going up.
>
> That's like jalapeños; they burn going in and burn going out.

Well, you always did like havering a hot time

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, April 30, 2023 at 4:42:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e8c07e3e-5c7e-473e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > > > > > > > > > > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > You have these breakfast foods like
> > > > > > > > > > Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they
> > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.
> > > > > > > > > Gruel and unusual punishment
> > > > > > > > Gruel was the unusual punishment . Foods
> > > > > > > > like Malt-O-Meal are at least made with milk and sweetened with sugar ,
> > > > > > > > Gruel
> > > > > > > > is ground wheat made thinly with water.
> > > > > > > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> > > > > > I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad to eat
> > > > > > it.
> > > > > Or too hungry to care
> > > > One would probably prefer lutefisk or haggis instead.
> > > Tried it twice -- once going down and again going up.
> >
> > That's like jalapeños; they burn going in and burn going out.
> Well, you always did like havering a hot time
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes, but I'd like my orifices to stay cool.

On Apr 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c7abc64b-ef29-4adc-af2d-6d955d9214d1n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > You have these breakfast foods like
> > > > > > > > > > > Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they
> > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.
> > > > > > > > > > Gruel and unusual punishment
> > > > > > > > > Gruel was the unusual punishment . Foods
> > > > > > > > > like Malt-O-Meal are at least made with milk and sweetened with
> > > > > > > > > sugar ,
> > > > > > > > > Gruel
> > > > > > > > > is ground wheat made thinly with water.
> > > > > > > > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> > > > > > > I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad to
> > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > Or too hungry to care
> > > > > One would probably prefer lutefisk or haggis instead.
> > > > Tried it twice -- once going down and again going up.
> > >
> > > That's like jalapeños; they burn going in and burn going out.
> > Well, you always did like havering a hot time yes, but I'd like my orifices to stay cool.

But that is not the hole truth....

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, April 30, 2023 at 1:42:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c7abc64b-ef29-4adc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I like Venus D' Sorghum better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Even the sound of it make me grits my teeth.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > You have these breakfast foods like
> > > > > > > > > > > > Malt-O-Meal and Cream of Wheat. Why don't they name them like they
> > > > > > > > > > > > were
> > > > > > > > > > > > named
> > > > > > > > > > > > back in Oliver Twist's day: Gruel.
> > > > > > > > > > > Gruel and unusual punishment
> > > > > > > > > > Gruel was the unusual punishment . Foods
> > > > > > > > > > like Malt-O-Meal are at least made with milk and sweetened with
> > > > > > > > > > sugar ,
> > > > > > > > > > Gruel
> > > > > > > > > > is ground wheat made thinly with water.
> > > > > > > > > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> > > > > > > > I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad to
> > > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > Or too hungry to care
> > > > > > One would probably prefer lutefisk or haggis instead.
> > > > > Tried it twice -- once going down and again going up.
> > > >
> > > > That's like jalapeños; they burn going in and burn going out.
> > > Well, you always did like havering a hot time yes, but I'd like my orifices to stay cool.
>
> But that is not the hole truth....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Since Darleen provides such great guidance to men, they always get a hole-in-one:

On Apr 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<109bc1b9-6d63-47c8-bc1c-2dec00a0a6c5n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> > > > > > > > > I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad to
> > > > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > Or too hungry to care
> > > > > > > One would probably prefer lutefisk or haggis instead.
> > > > > > Tried it twice -- once going down and again going up.
> > > > >
> > > > > That's like jalapeños; they burn going in and burn going out.
> > > > Well, you always did like havering a hot time yes, but I'd like my
> > > > orifices to stay cool.
> >
> > But that is not the hole truth....
>
> Since Darleen provides such great guidance to men, they always get a
> hole-in-one:

At lest with her you are not like the little dutch boy trying to fill the
hole in the dike

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, May 1, 2023 at 3:33:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<109bc1b9-6d63-47c8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> > > > > > > > > > I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad to
> > > > > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > Or too hungry to care
> > > > > > > > One would probably prefer lutefisk or haggis instead.
> > > > > > > Tried it twice -- once going down and again going up.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That's like jalapeños; they burn going in and burn going out.
> > > > > Well, you always did like havering a hot time yes, but I'd like my
> > > > > orifices to stay cool.
> > >
> > > But that is not the hole truth....
> >
> > Since Darleen provides such great guidance to men, they always get a
> > hole-in-one:
> At lest with her you are not like the little dutch boy trying to fill the
> hole in the dike
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The National Lampoon had some really great cartoons, one of them they showed the Little Dutch Boy with his finger in the dike , but instead of a retaining wall for water, they had him with his finger in Gloria Steinem , and you know exactly where his finger was!!!
I don't want to get in trouble for this, saying Gloria Steinem is a dyke.
I'm sure that she has a normal sexuality, although possibly diminished now at her age; it was the National Lampoon that came up with that opinion, although they're now out of business.

On May 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<61134765-29cd-4fb7-ae37-002a69959ab4n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> > > > > > > > > > > I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > Or too hungry to care
> > > > > > > > > One would probably prefer lutefisk or haggis instead.
> > > > > > > > Tried it twice -- once going down and again going up.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That's like jalapeños; they burn going in and burn going out.
> > > > > > Well, you always did like havering a hot time yes, but I'd like my
> > > > > > orifices to stay cool.
> > > >
> > > > But that is not the hole truth....
> > >
> > > Since Darleen provides such great guidance to men, they always get a
> > > hole-in-one:
> > At lest with her you are not like the little dutch boy trying to fill the
> > hole in the dike
>
> The National Lampoon had some really great cartoons, one of them they showed
> the Little Dutch Boy with his finger in the dike , but instead of a retaining
> wall for water, they had him with his finger in Gloria Steinem , and you know
> exactly where his finger was!!!
> I don't want to get in trouble for this, saying Gloria Steinem is a dyke.
> I'm sure that she has a normal sexuality, although possibly diminished now at
> her age; it was the National Lampoon that came up with that opinion, although
> they're now out of business.

That were from the day when NOT being politically correct was politically
correct.
Now they could not get away with it because someone might get offended

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, May 1, 2023 at 2:20:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<61134765-29cd-4fb7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So it was a mad scrapple for something more nutritious
> > > > > > > > > > > > I read about what all goes into scrapple, and you'd have to be mad
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > eat
> > > > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > > Or too hungry to care
> > > > > > > > > > One would probably prefer lutefisk or haggis instead.
> > > > > > > > > Tried it twice -- once going down and again going up.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > That's like jalapeños; they burn going in and burn going out.
> > > > > > > Well, you always did like havering a hot time yes, but I'd like my
> > > > > > > orifices to stay cool.
> > > > >
> > > > > But that is not the hole truth....
> > > >
> > > > Since Darleen provides such great guidance to men, they always get a
> > > > hole-in-one:
> > > At lest with her you are not like the little dutch boy trying to fill the
> > > hole in the dike
> >
> > The National Lampoon had some really great cartoons, one of them they showed
> > the Little Dutch Boy with his finger in the dike , but instead of a retaining
> > wall for water, they had him with his finger in Gloria Steinem , and you know
> > exactly where his finger was!!!
> > I don't want to get in trouble for this, saying Gloria Steinem is a dyke.
> > I'm sure that she has a normal sexuality, although possibly diminished now at
> > her age; it was the National Lampoon that came up with that opinion, although
> > they're now out of business.
> That were from the day when NOT being politically correct was politically
> correct.
> Now they could not get away with it because someone might get offended
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Their motto was "Nothing's sacred. " They had a weird thing about them, though they were very liberal they could be racist, kind of an odd combination, although the racist part was always tongue-in-cheek they did get criticized for it.

On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7c9189b8-a686-46f2-ac8d-a85dc81f4370n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > But that is not the hole truth....
> > > > >
> > > > > Since Darleen provides such great guidance to men, they always get a
> > > > > hole-in-one:
> > > > At lest with her you are not like the little dutch boy trying to fill the
> > > > hole in the dike
> > >
> > > The National Lampoon had some really great cartoons, one of them they
> > > showed
> > > the Little Dutch Boy with his finger in the dike , but instead of a
> > > retaining
> > > wall for water, they had him with his finger in Gloria Steinem , and you
> > > know
> > > exactly where his finger was!!!
> > > I don't want to get in trouble for this, saying Gloria Steinem is a dyke.
> > > I'm sure that she has a normal sexuality, although possibly diminished now
> > > at
> > > her age; it was the National Lampoon that came up with that opinion,
> > > although
> > > they're now out of business.
> > That were from the day when NOT being politically correct was politically
> > correct.
> > Now they could not get away with it because someone might get offended
> Their motto was "Nothing's sacred. " They had a weird thing about them,
> though they were very liberal they could be racist, kind of an odd
> combination, although the racist part was always tongue-in-cheek they did get
> criticized for it.

Where racism is concerned there are no grey areas, it is all black and white.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, May 2, 2023 at 12:41:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7c9189b8-a686-46f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But that is not the hole truth....
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Since Darleen provides such great guidance to men, they always get a
> > > > > > hole-in-one:
> > > > > At lest with her you are not like the little dutch boy trying to fill the
> > > > > hole in the dike
> > > >
> > > > The National Lampoon had some really great cartoons, one of them they
> > > > showed
> > > > the Little Dutch Boy with his finger in the dike , but instead of a
> > > > retaining
> > > > wall for water, they had him with his finger in Gloria Steinem , and you
> > > > know
> > > > exactly where his finger was!!!
> > > > I don't want to get in trouble for this, saying Gloria Steinem is a dyke.
> > > > I'm sure that she has a normal sexuality, although possibly diminished now
> > > > at
> > > > her age; it was the National Lampoon that came up with that opinion,
> > > > although
> > > > they're now out of business.
> > > That were from the day when NOT being politically correct was politically
> > > correct.
> > > Now they could not get away with it because someone might get offended
> > Their motto was "Nothing's sacred. " They had a weird thing about them,
> > though they were very liberal they could be racist, kind of an odd
> > combination, although the racist part was always tongue-in-cheek they did get
> > criticized for it.
> Where racism is concerned there are no grey areas, it is all black and white.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once told a racist that if you interbreed blacks and whites you get a hybrid vigor, and he just about shot me.

On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<546fdba7-1bcb-44a3-9dd4-e18d9f961ab3n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > That were from the day when NOT being politically correct was politically
> > > > correct.
> > > > Now they could not get away with it because someone might get offended
> > > Their motto was "Nothing's sacred. " They had a weird thing about them,
> > > though they were very liberal they could be racist, kind of an odd
> > > combination, although the racist part was always tongue-in-cheek they did
> > > get
> > > criticized for it.
> > Where racism is concerned there are no grey areas, it is all black and
> > white.
> I once told a racist that if you interbreed blacks and whites you get a
> hybrid vigor, and he just about shot me.

Inbreeding does cause all sorts of problems.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 3:56:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<546fdba7-1bcb-44a3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > That were from the day when NOT being politically correct was politically
> > > > > correct.
> > > > > Now they could not get away with it because someone might get offended
> > > > Their motto was "Nothing's sacred. " They had a weird thing about them,
> > > > though they were very liberal they could be racist, kind of an odd
> > > > combination, although the racist part was always tongue-in-cheek they did
> > > > get
> > > > criticized for it.
> > > Where racism is concerned there are no grey areas, it is all black and
> > > white.
> > I once told a racist that if you interbreed blacks and whites you get a
> > hybrid vigor, and he just about shot me.
> Inbreeding does cause all sorts of problems.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm all for inbreeding. When Darlene and I did it on the City Hall steps of Victoria at noon on July 4 instead of in our bedroom, we got in trouble.

On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<980e8c2a-dd3f-4bc6-b14a-5918bd57bf2bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > That were from the day when NOT being politically correct was
> > > > > > politically
> > > > > > correct.
> > > > > > Now they could not get away with it because someone might get offended
> > > > > Their motto was "Nothing's sacred. " They had a weird thing about them,
> > > > > though they were very liberal they could be racist, kind of an odd
> > > > > combination, although the racist part was always tongue-in-cheek they did
> > > > > get
> > > > > criticized for it.
> > > > Where racism is concerned there are no grey areas, it is all black and
> > > > white.
> > > I once told a racist that if you interbreed blacks and whites you get a
> > > hybrid vigor, and he just about shot me.
> > Inbreeding does cause all sorts of problems.
>
> I'm all for inbreeding. When Darlene and I did it on the City Hall steps of
> Victoria at noon on July 4 instead of in our bedroom, we got in trouble.

A new variant on the old “Flying United” joke.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 9:37:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<980e8c2a-dd3f-4bc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > That were from the day when NOT being politically correct was
> > > > > > > politically
> > > > > > > correct.
> > > > > > > Now they could not get away with it because someone might get offended
> > > > > > Their motto was "Nothing's sacred. " They had a weird thing about them,
> > > > > > though they were very liberal they could be racist, kind of an odd
> > > > > > combination, although the racist part was always tongue-in-cheek they did
> > > > > > get
> > > > > > criticized for it.
> > > > > Where racism is concerned there are no grey areas, it is all black and
> > > > > white.
> > > > I once told a racist that if you interbreed blacks and whites you get a
> > > > hybrid vigor, and he just about shot me.
> > > Inbreeding does cause all sorts of problems.
> >
> > I'm all for inbreeding. When Darlene and I did it on the City Hall steps of
> > Victoria at noon on July 4 instead of in our bedroom, we got in trouble..
> A new variant on the old “Flying United” joke.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

wooden us decimating Tokyo from the air during World War II be a sort of flying United thing. Where all the aircraft had to be in sync?

On Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 2:52:31 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 9:37:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<980e8c2a-dd3f-4bc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > That were from the day when NOT being politically correct was
> > > > > > > > politically
> > > > > > > > correct.
> > > > > > > > Now they could not get away with it because someone might get offended
> > > > > > > Their motto was "Nothing's sacred. " They had a weird thing about them,
> > > > > > > though they were very liberal they could be racist, kind of an odd
> > > > > > > combination, although the racist part was always tongue-in-cheek they did
> > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > criticized for it.
> > > > > > Where racism is concerned there are no grey areas, it is all black and
> > > > > > white.
> > > > > I once told a racist that if you interbreed blacks and whites you get a
> > > > > hybrid vigor, and he just about shot me.
> > > > Inbreeding does cause all sorts of problems.
> > >
> > > I'm all for inbreeding. When Darlene and I did it on the City Hall steps of
> > > Victoria at noon on July 4 instead of in our bedroom, we got in trouble.
> > A new variant on the old “Flying United” joke.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> wooden us decimating Tokyo from the air during World War II be a sort of flying United thing. Where all the aircraft had to be in sync?

You didn't give me any thing there to make a pun on so instead of a pun I will tell you a story from my youth:

when I was young (Eric Burdon also shares the story) we had a dog named Lassie oddly enough and we tried to get her pregnant, but it never worked so we forgot about it, but then one day she got pregnant and the little puppies inside of her rotted, and killed her.

Previous story suitable to tell him to children.

On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<86dca724-0c38-4d4e-83f7-94aedd130b7fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 2:52:31 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 9:37:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<980e8c2a-dd3f-4bc6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > That were from the day when NOT being politically correct was
> > > > > > > > > politically
> > > > > > > > > correct.
> > > > > > > > > Now they could not get away with it because someone might get
> > > > > > > > > offended
> > > > > > > > Their motto was "Nothing's sacred. " They had a weird thing about
> > > > > > > > them,
> > > > > > > > though they were very liberal they could be racist, kind of an odd
> > > > > > > > combination, although the racist part was always tongue-in-cheek they
> > > > > > > > did
> > > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > criticized for it.
> > > > > > > Where racism is concerned there are no grey areas, it is all black and
> > > > > > > white.
> > > > > > I once told a racist that if you interbreed blacks and whites you get a
> > > > > > hybrid vigor, and he just about shot me.
> > > > > Inbreeding does cause all sorts of problems.
> > > >
> > > > I'm all for inbreeding. When Darlene and I did it on the City Hall steps
> > > > of
> > > > Victoria at noon on July 4 instead of in our bedroom, we got in trouble.
> > > A new variant on the old “Flying United” joke.
> > wooden us decimating Tokyo from the air during World War II be a sort of
> > flying United thing. Where all the aircraft had to be in sync?
>
> You didn't give me any thing there to make a pun on so instead of a pun I
> will tell you a story from my youth:
>
> when I was young (Eric Burdon also shares the story) we had a dog named
> Lassie oddly enough and we tried to get her pregnant, but it never worked so
> we forgot about it, but then one day she got pregnant and the little puppies
> inside of her rotted, and killed her.
>
> Previous story suitable to tell him to children.

No sheep were available???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx