On Aug 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cf368d02-38d3-4dfa-a099-057e8adfd177n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > \Well, of course, the sheik was frightened, he saw a photograph of
> > > > > > > > Donald
> > > > > > > > Trump.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Thats how I felt when I saw him running for president the first time.
> > > > > > > Because of him I am no longer a Republican.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And if he thinks Trump was frightening, what about his first sight of
> > > > > > > DeSantis!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm nothing. Haven't voted since 1976.
> > > > > Then you have no right to complain -- you got what you deserve...
> > > > Have a nice life, Bud.
> > > >
> > > > Maybe "Smuthworthy" will come back here for you.
> > >
> > > Then y'all can keep playing the pun game.
> > But at our age, both of us are rather gamey
> boy you just don't give up do you ? I obviously tell you I wanna quit and
> you're just trying to sucker me back in. it's just not going to work. I'm
> outta here . this sentence no verb.

DO you realize how hard it will be to break in someone new to take your
place??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, August 7, 2023 at 12:43:54 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cf368d02-38d3-4dfa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > \Well, of course, the sheik was frightened, he saw a photograph of
> > > > > > > > > Donald
> > > > > > > > > Trump.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Thats how I felt when I saw him running for president the first time.
> > > > > > > > Because of him I am no longer a Republican.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And if he thinks Trump was frightening, what about his first sight of
> > > > > > > > DeSantis!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I'm nothing. Haven't voted since 1976.
> > > > > > Then you have no right to complain -- you got what you deserve....
> > > > > Have a nice life, Bud.
> > > > >
> > > > > Maybe "Smuthworthy" will come back here for you.
> > > >
> > > > Then y'all can keep playing the pun game.
> > > But at our age, both of us are rather gamey
> > boy you just don't give up do you ? I obviously tell you I wanna quit and
> > you're just trying to sucker me back in. it's just not going to work. I'm
> > outta here . this sentence no verb.
> DO you realize how hard it will be to break in someone new to take your
> place??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The trouble with getting Smuthworthy is that he believed that an alias name can accrue intellectual rights

you could get that guy oh God I can't remember his name, but what he would do is he would give a pun and then give about 5000 words of explanation of it.

On Aug 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bc5a4ea7-cb37-48ea-861a-b50bf30f0cf0n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > I'm nothing. Haven't voted since 1976.
> > > > > > > Then you have no right to complain -- you got what you deserve...
> > > > > > Have a nice life, Bud.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Maybe "Smuthworthy" will come back here for you.
> > > > >
> > > > > Then y'all can keep playing the pun game.
> > > > But at our age, both of us are rather gamey
> > > boy you just don't give up do you ? I obviously tell you I wanna quit and
> > > you're just trying to sucker me back in. it's just not going to work. I'm
> > > outta here . this sentence no verb.
> > DO you realize how hard it will be to break in someone new to take your
> > place??
>
> The trouble with getting Smuthworthy is that he believed that an alias name
> can accrue intellectual rights
>
> you could get that guy oh God I can't remember his name, but what he would do
> is he would give a pun and then give about 5000 words of explanation of it.

SOunds like a true member to the AOTW (Ancient Order of True Windbags)

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, August 7, 2023 at 3:17:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bc5a4ea7-cb37-48ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > I'm nothing. Haven't voted since 1976.
> > > > > > > > Then you have no right to complain -- you got what you deserve...
> > > > > > > Have a nice life, Bud.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Maybe "Smuthworthy" will come back here for you.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Then y'all can keep playing the pun game.
> > > > > But at our age, both of us are rather gamey
> > > > boy you just don't give up do you ? I obviously tell you I wanna quit and
> > > > you're just trying to sucker me back in. it's just not going to work. I'm
> > > > outta here . this sentence no verb.
> > > DO you realize how hard it will be to break in someone new to take your
> > > place??
> >
> > The trouble with getting Smuthworthy is that he believed that an alias name
> > can accrue intellectual rights
> >
> > you could get that guy oh God I can't remember his name, but what he would do
> > is he would give a pun and then give about 5000 words of explanation of it.
> SOunds like a true member to the AOTW (Ancient Order of True Windbags)
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What was his name? Something like Bartosh? I really never knew him. He was before my time.

On Monday, August 7, 2023 at 5:53:14 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Monday, August 7, 2023 at 3:17:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Aug 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bc5a4ea7-cb37-48ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > I'm nothing. Haven't voted since 1976.
> > > > > > > > > Then you have no right to complain -- you got what you deserve...
> > > > > > > > Have a nice life, Bud.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Maybe "Smuthworthy" will come back here for you.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Then y'all can keep playing the pun game.
> > > > > > But at our age, both of us are rather gamey
> > > > > boy you just don't give up do you ? I obviously tell you I wanna quit and
> > > > > you're just trying to sucker me back in. it's just not going to work. I'm
> > > > > outta here . this sentence no verb.
> > > > DO you realize how hard it will be to break in someone new to take your
> > > > place??
> > >
> > > The trouble with getting Smuthworthy is that he believed that an alias name
> > > can accrue intellectual rights
> > >
> > > you could get that guy oh God I can't remember his name, but what he would do
> > > is he would give a pun and then give about 5000 words of explanation of it.
> > SOunds like a true member to the AOTW (Ancient Order of True Windbags)
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> What was his name? Something like Bartosh? I really never knew him. He was before my time.

I remember that you really liked him.

On Aug 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d1c83c52-6ad8-458a-a58e-3dcaf2d756ean@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Then y'all can keep playing the pun game.
> > > > > > But at our age, both of us are rather gamey
> > > > > boy you just don't give up do you ? I obviously tell you I wanna quit and
> > > > > you're just trying to sucker me back in. it's just not going to work. I'm
> > > > > outta here . this sentence no verb.
> > > > DO you realize how hard it will be to break in someone new to take your
> > > > place??
> > >
> > > The trouble with getting Smuthworthy is that he believed that an alias name
> > > can accrue intellectual rights
> > >
> > > you could get that guy oh God I can't remember his name, but what he would
> > > do
> > > is he would give a pun and then give about 5000 words of explanation of it.
> > SOunds like a true member to the AOTW (Ancient Order of True Windbags)
> What was his name? Something like Bartosh? I really never knew him. He was
> before my time.

I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, August 8, 2023 at 3:14:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d1c83c52-6ad8-458a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Then y'all can keep playing the pun game.
> > > > > > > But at our age, both of us are rather gamey
> > > > > > boy you just don't give up do you ? I obviously tell you I wanna quit and
> > > > > > you're just trying to sucker me back in. it's just not going to work. I'm
> > > > > > outta here . this sentence no verb.
> > > > > DO you realize how hard it will be to break in someone new to take your
> > > > > place??
> > > >
> > > > The trouble with getting Smuthworthy is that he believed that an alias name
> > > > can accrue intellectual rights
> > > >
> > > > you could get that guy oh God I can't remember his name, but what he would
> > > > do
> > > > is he would give a pun and then give about 5000 words of explanation of it.
> > > SOunds like a true member to the AOTW (Ancient Order of True Windbags)
> > What was his name? Something like Bartosh? I really never knew him. He was
> > before my time.
> I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Ironic.

On Aug 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<33b8d9e6-ab95-4fc1-834e-f25fdb9f6c19n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > The trouble with getting Smuthworthy is that he believed that an alias
> > > > > name
> > > > > can accrue intellectual rights
> > > > >
> > > > > you could get that guy oh God I can't remember his name, but what he
> > > > > would
> > > > > do
> > > > > is he would give a pun and then give about 5000 words of explanation of
> > > > > it.
> > > > SOunds like a true member to the AOTW (Ancient Order of True Windbags)
> > > What was his name? Something like Bartosh? I really never knew him. He was
> > > before my time.
> > I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???
> Ironic.

NO, I do my ironing AFTER I do my laundry..

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, August 8, 2023 at 10:50:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<33b8d9e6-ab95-4fc1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The trouble with getting Smuthworthy is that he believed that an alias
> > > > > > name
> > > > > > can accrue intellectual rights
> > > > > >
> > > > > > you could get that guy oh God I can't remember his name, but what he
> > > > > > would
> > > > > > do
> > > > > > is he would give a pun and then give about 5000 words of explanation of
> > > > > > it.
> > > > > SOunds like a true member to the AOTW (Ancient Order of True Windbags)
> > > > What was his name? Something like Bartosh? I really never knew him. He was
> > > > before my time.
> > > I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???
> > Ironic.
>
> NO, I do my ironing AFTER I do my laundry..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The Spanish inquisition had a good idea for you ;
The Iron Maiden.

On Aug 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ca6b724a-001c-4773-a3cd-e748832bb2f7n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > SOunds like a true member to the AOTW (Ancient Order of True Windbags)
> > > > > What was his name? Something like Bartosh? I really never knew him. He
> > > > > was
> > > > > before my time.
> > > > I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???
> > > Ironic.
> >
> > NO, I do my ironing AFTER I do my laundry..
> The Spanish inquisition had a good idea for you ;
> The Iron Maiden.

That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, August 8, 2023 at 4:36:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ca6b724a-001c-4773...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > SOunds like a true member to the AOTW (Ancient Order of True Windbags)
> > > > > > What was his name? Something like Bartosh? I really never knew him. He
> > > > > > was
> > > > > > before my time.
> > > > > I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???
> > > > Ironic.
> > >
> > > NO, I do my ironing AFTER I do my laundry..
> > The Spanish inquisition had a good idea for you ;
> > The Iron Maiden.
> That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

When they would close the Iron Maiden down upon your hard on, it would squish it down to its normal flaccid length of 1/10th inch.

On Aug 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f3743e72-b0b9-4f3b-9f16-010d208c6508n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???
> > > > > Ironic.
> > > >
> > > > NO, I do my ironing AFTER I do my laundry..
> > > The Spanish inquisition had a good idea for you ;
> > > The Iron Maiden.
> > That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.
> When they would close the Iron Maiden down upon your hard on, it would squish
> it down to its normal flaccid length of 1/10th inch.

You were looking in a mirror when you made that measurement

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, August 9, 2023 at 1:33:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f3743e72-b0b9-4f3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???
> > > > > > Ironic.
> > > > >
> > > > > NO, I do my ironing AFTER I do my laundry..
> > > > The Spanish inquisition had a good idea for you ;
> > > > The Iron Maiden.
> > > That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.
> > When they would close the Iron Maiden down upon your hard on, it would squish
> > it down to its normal flaccid length of 1/10th inch.
> You were looking in a mirror when you made that measurement
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A big mystery is why a mirror reverses left to right, but it doesn't reverse up for down mini philosophers and sigh en tists Considered this through the years and the solution came for me who solved it once I thought about it for just 10 seconds is the solution is that the mirror only reverses front to back. QED or something like that

On Aug 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<08dd303d-3872-48ee-bf74-fb049c79937fn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, August 9, 2023 at 1:33:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Aug 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f3743e72-b0b9-4f3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???
> > > > > > > Ironic.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > NO, I do my ironing AFTER I do my laundry..
> > > > > The Spanish inquisition had a good idea for you ;
> > > > > The Iron Maiden.
> > > > That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.
> > > When they would close the Iron Maiden down upon your hard on, it would
> > > squish
> > > it down to its normal flaccid length of 1/10th inch.
> > You were looking in a mirror when you made that measurement
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> A big mystery is why a mirror reverses left to right, but it doesn't reverse
> up for down mini philosophers and sigh en tists Considered this through the
> years and the solution came for me who solved it once I thought about it for
> just 10 seconds is the solution is that the mirror only reverses front to
> back. QED or something like that

I need to reflect on that comment for a while

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, August 10, 2023 at 5:00:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<08dd303d-3872-48ee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, August 9, 2023 at 1:33:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Aug 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f3743e72-b0b9-4f3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???
> > > > > > > > Ironic.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > NO, I do my ironing AFTER I do my laundry..
> > > > > > The Spanish inquisition had a good idea for you ;
> > > > > > The Iron Maiden.
> > > > > That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.
> > > > When they would close the Iron Maiden down upon your hard on, it would
> > > > squish
> > > > it down to its normal flaccid length of 1/10th inch.
> > > You were looking in a mirror when you made that measurement
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > A big mystery is why a mirror reverses left to right, but it doesn't reverse
> > up for down mini philosophers and sigh en tists Considered this through the
> > years and the solution came for me who solved it once I thought about it for
> > just 10 seconds is the solution is that the mirror only reverses front to
> > back. QED or something like that
> I need to reflect on that comment for a while
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

so you can see it better?

On Aug 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f2ebd7b7-b097-4510-91c9-7cbdc314cf52n@googlegroups.com>):
in article<f3743e72-b0b9-4f3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???
> > > > > > > > > Ironic.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > NO, I do my ironing AFTER I do my laundry..
> > > > > > > The Spanish inquisition had a good idea for you ;
> > > > > > > The Iron Maiden.
> > > > > > That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.
> > > > > When they would close the Iron Maiden down upon your hard on, it would
> > > > > squish
> > > > > it down to its normal flaccid length of 1/10th inch.
> > > > You were looking in a mirror when you made that measurement
> > > A big mystery is why a mirror reverses left to right, but it doesn't
> > > reverse
> > > up for down mini philosophers and sigh en tists Considered this through the
> > > years and the solution came for me who solved it once I thought about it
> > > for
> > > just 10 seconds is the solution is that the mirror only reverses front to
> > > back. QED or something like that
> > I need to reflect on that comment for a while
>
> so you can see it better?

To leave you looking glass -y eyed.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, August 10, 2023 at 10:24:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f2ebd7b7-b097-4510...@googlegroups.com>):
> in article<f3743e72-b0b9-4f3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > I don’t remember either, now where do I keep my memory pills???
> > > > > > > > > > Ironic.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > NO, I do my ironing AFTER I do my laundry..
> > > > > > > > The Spanish inquisition had a good idea for you ;
> > > > > > > > The Iron Maiden.
> > > > > > > That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.
> > > > > > When they would close the Iron Maiden down upon your hard on, it would
> > > > > > squish
> > > > > > it down to its normal flaccid length of 1/10th inch.
> > > > > You were looking in a mirror when you made that measurement
> > > > A big mystery is why a mirror reverses left to right, but it doesn't
> > > > reverse
> > > > up for down mini philosophers and sigh en tists Considered this through the
> > > > years and the solution came for me who solved it once I thought about it
> > > > for
> > > > just 10 seconds is the solution is that the mirror only reverses front to
> > > > back. QED or something like that
> > > I need to reflect on that comment for a while
> >
> > so you can see it better?
> To leave you looking glass -y eyed.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this dance and a fellow that attended it had a wood eye instead of a proper glass eye and he was very sensitive about it, so he went up to this lady and asked her to dance, and she said "Would I !!!!" and he told her "you don't have to be so insulting about it. "

On Aug 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<908aae4b-0976-40e1-a08a-ff5bed1e1741n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.
> > > > > > > When they would close the Iron Maiden down upon your hard on, it would
> > > > > > > squish
> > > > > > > it down to its normal flaccid length of 1/10th inch.
> > > > > > You were looking in a mirror when you made that measurement
> > > > > A big mystery is why a mirror reverses left to right, but it doesn't
> > > > > reverse
> > > > > up for down mini philosophers and sigh en tists Considered this through
> > > > > the
> > > > > years and the solution came for me who solved it once I thought about it
> > > > > for
> > > > > just 10 seconds is the solution is that the mirror only reverses front to
> > > > > back. QED or something like that
> > > > I need to reflect on that comment for a while
> > >
> > > so you can see it better?
> > To leave you looking glass -y eyed.
>
> There was this dance and a fellow that attended it had a wood eye instead of
> a proper glass eye and he was very sensitive about it, so he went up to this
> lady and asked her to dance, and she said "Would I !!!!" and he told her "you
> don't have to be so insulting about it. “

His ego ,lying in splinters about him.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, August 10, 2023 at 2:24:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<908aae4b-0976-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.
> > > > > > > > When they would close the Iron Maiden down upon your hard on, it would
> > > > > > > > squish
> > > > > > > > it down to its normal flaccid length of 1/10th inch.
> > > > > > > You were looking in a mirror when you made that measurement
> > > > > > A big mystery is why a mirror reverses left to right, but it doesn't
> > > > > > reverse
> > > > > > up for down mini philosophers and sigh en tists Considered this through
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > years and the solution came for me who solved it once I thought about it
> > > > > > for
> > > > > > just 10 seconds is the solution is that the mirror only reverses front to
> > > > > > back. QED or something like that
> > > > > I need to reflect on that comment for a while
> > > >
> > > > so you can see it better?
> > > To leave you looking glass -y eyed.
> >
> > There was this dance and a fellow that attended it had a wood eye instead of
> > a proper glass eye and he was very sensitive about it, so he went up to this
> > lady and asked her to dance, and she said "Would I !!!!" and he told her "you
> > don't have to be so insulting about it. “
>
> His ego ,lying in splinters about him.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

actually, he liked to play with little building blocks but he had a temper. He had a temper just like me and
he'd get mad at people and lose jobs and lose friends because he got mad at people and so he just stomped on his Legos stomp stomp, stomp, stomp and so his Legos were lying in splinters around him.

On Aug 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8045c4a6-9265-4d37-969b-b0d9cf6140a3n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, August 10, 2023 at 2:24:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Aug 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<908aae4b-0976-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.
> > > > > > > > > When they would close the Iron Maiden down upon your hard on, it
> > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > squish
> > > > > > > > > it down to its normal flaccid length of 1/10th inch.
> > > > > > > > You were looking in a mirror when you made that measurement
> > > > > > > A big mystery is why a mirror reverses left to right, but it doesn't
> > > > > > > reverse
> > > > > > > up for down mini philosophers and sigh en tists Considered this through
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > years and the solution came for me who solved it once I thought about
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > just 10 seconds is the solution is that the mirror only reverses front
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > back. QED or something like that
> > > > > > I need to reflect on that comment for a while
> > > > >
> > > > > so you can see it better?
> > > > To leave you looking glass -y eyed.
> > >
> > > There was this dance and a fellow that attended it had a wood eye instead
> > > of
> > > a proper glass eye and he was very sensitive about it, so he went up to
> > > this
> > > lady and asked her to dance, and she said "Would I !!!!" and he told her
> > > "you
> > > don't have to be so insulting about it. “
> >
> > His ego ,lying in splinters about him.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> actually, he liked to play with little building blocks but he had a temper.
> He had a temper just like me and
> he'd get mad at people and lose jobs and lose friends because he got mad at
> people and so he just stomped on his Legos stomp stomp, stomp, stomp and so
> his Legos were lying in splinters around him.

Lego my leg, you are pulling too hard.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, August 11, 2023 at 9:41:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8045c4a6-9265-4d37...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, August 10, 2023 at 2:24:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Aug 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<908aae4b-0976-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > That would be hard on me if I had a hard on for her.
> > > > > > > > > > When they would close the Iron Maiden down upon your hard on, it
> > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > squish
> > > > > > > > > > it down to its normal flaccid length of 1/10th inch.
> > > > > > > > > You were looking in a mirror when you made that measurement
> > > > > > > > A big mystery is why a mirror reverses left to right, but it doesn't
> > > > > > > > reverse
> > > > > > > > up for down mini philosophers and sigh en tists Considered this through
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > years and the solution came for me who solved it once I thought about
> > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > just 10 seconds is the solution is that the mirror only reverses front
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > back. QED or something like that
> > > > > > > I need to reflect on that comment for a while
> > > > > >
> > > > > > so you can see it better?
> > > > > To leave you looking glass -y eyed.
> > > >
> > > > There was this dance and a fellow that attended it had a wood eye instead
> > > > of
> > > > a proper glass eye and he was very sensitive about it, so he went up to
> > > > this
> > > > lady and asked her to dance, and she said "Would I !!!!" and he told her
> > > > "you
> > > > don't have to be so insulting about it. “
> > >
> > > His ego ,lying in splinters about him.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > actually, he liked to play with little building blocks but he had a temper.
> > He had a temper just like me and
> > he'd get mad at people and lose jobs and lose friends because he got mad at
> > people and so he just stomped on his Legos stomp stomp, stomp, stomp and so
> > his Legos were lying in splinters around him.
> Lego my leg, you are pulling too hard.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

This lady told me that her husband had an erection and he called her over to utilize it and she said "oh ,
I will, peg of my heart."

On Aug 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1084a555-f701-4707-8dc9-d53d4462cb3an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > so you can see it better?
> > > > > > To leave you looking glass -y eyed.
> > > > >
> > > > > There was this dance and a fellow that attended it had a wood eye instead
> > > > > of
> > > > > a proper glass eye and he was very sensitive about it, so he went up to
> > > > > this
> > > > > lady and asked her to dance, and she said "Would I !!!!" and he told her
> > > > > "you
> > > > > don't have to be so insulting about it. “
> > > >
> > > > His ego ,lying in splinters about him.
> > > actually, he liked to play with little building blocks but he had a temper.
> > > He had a temper just like me and
> > > he'd get mad at people and lose jobs and lose friends because he got mad at
> > > people and so he just stomped on his Legos stomp stomp, stomp, stomp and so
> > > his Legos were lying in splinters around him.
> > Lego my leg, you are pulling too hard.
>
> This lady told me that her husband had an erection and he called her over to
> utilize it and she said "oh ,
> I will, peg of my heart.”
Another braggart exaggerating his attributes,

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, August 12, 2023 at 4:18:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1084a555-f701-4707...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > so you can see it better?
> > > > > > > To leave you looking glass -y eyed.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There was this dance and a fellow that attended it had a wood eye instead
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > a proper glass eye and he was very sensitive about it, so he went up to
> > > > > > this
> > > > > > lady and asked her to dance, and she said "Would I !!!!" and he told her
> > > > > > "you
> > > > > > don't have to be so insulting about it. “
> > > > >
> > > > > His ego ,lying in splinters about him.
> > > > actually, he liked to play with little building blocks but he had a temper.
> > > > He had a temper just like me and
> > > > he'd get mad at people and lose jobs and lose friends because he got mad at
> > > > people and so he just stomped on his Legos stomp stomp, stomp, stomp and so
> > > > his Legos were lying in splinters around him.
> > > Lego my leg, you are pulling too hard.
> >
> > This lady told me that her husband had an erection and he called her over to
> > utilize it and she said "oh ,
> > I will, peg of my heart.”
> Another braggart exaggerating his attributes,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There is this sex act which consists of having one's manly organ of reproduction operated upon by an oral cavity, which is called fellatio, and then if that person really wants to brag about it afterwards it's known as braggadocio.

On Aug 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4a30ef0f-e7f5-4e3d-934a-1bee26ce1c13n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > His ego ,lying in splinters about him.
> > > > > actually, he liked to play with little building blocks but he had a
> > > > > temper.
> > > > > He had a temper just like me and
> > > > > he'd get mad at people and lose jobs and lose friends because he got mad
> > > > > at
> > > > > people and so he just stomped on his Legos stomp stomp, stomp, stomp and
> > > > > so
> > > > > his Legos were lying in splinters around him.
> > > > Lego my leg, you are pulling too hard.
> > >
> > > This lady told me that her husband had an erection and he called her over
> > > to
> > > utilize it and she said "oh ,
> > > I will, peg of my heart.”
> > Another braggart exaggerating his attributes,
> There is this sex act which consists of having one's manly organ of
> reproduction operated upon by an oral cavity, which is called fellatio, and
> then if that person really wants to brag about it afterwards it's known as
> braggadocio.

Any relation to pinocchio??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, August 13, 2023 at 2:55:01 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4a30ef0f-e7f5-4e3d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > His ego ,lying in splinters about him.
> > > > > > actually, he liked to play with little building blocks but he had a
> > > > > > temper.
> > > > > > He had a temper just like me and
> > > > > > he'd get mad at people and lose jobs and lose friends because he got mad
> > > > > > at
> > > > > > people and so he just stomped on his Legos stomp stomp, stomp, stomp and
> > > > > > so
> > > > > > his Legos were lying in splinters around him.
> > > > > Lego my leg, you are pulling too hard.
> > > >
> > > > This lady told me that her husband had an erection and he called her over
> > > > to
> > > > utilize it and she said "oh ,
> > > > I will, peg of my heart.”
> > > Another braggart exaggerating his attributes,
> > There is this sex act which consists of having one's manly organ of
> > reproduction operated upon by an oral cavity, which is called fellatio, and
> > then if that person really wants to brag about it afterwards it's known as
> > braggadocio.
> Any relation to pinocchio??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

how do Pinocchio and his girlfriend have sex?

She straddles his face and says "Lie to me, baby."