On Tuesday, June 20, 2023 at 12:27:34 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0ce4b3b7-45da-4092...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But it only has 4 feet. i'll close up that loophole:
> > > > > > because the whole thing is contrived nonsense. The donkey would probably
> > > > > > follow the carrot for around 1200 inches and give up. No pun.
> > > > > So your life is a no-pun book???? yes. I hate puns so much when I write
> > > > > my autobiography, there will be no puns
> > > > in it.
> > >
> > > I thought you Texans preffered Horses to Auto’s
> >
> > I tried to get my horse to write my autobiography rather than my car, but she
> > wasn't available for a year or two.
> You need to pony up a percentage.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Whenever I see the word "pony", I get it all mixed up with MONY and Mutual of New York and
all that.

On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fe632cdf-a73c-47a2-bfa0-df93c89f970bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > So your life is a no-pun book???? yes. I hate puns so much when I write
> > > > > > my autobiography, there will be no puns
> > > > > in it.
> > > >
> > > > I thought you Texans preffered Horses to Auto’s
> > >
> > > I tried to get my horse to write my autobiography rather than my car, but
> > > she
> > > wasn't available for a year or two.
> > You need to pony up a percentage.
>
> Whenever I see the word "pony", I get it all mixed up with MONY and Mutual of
> New York and
> all that.

What are you doing to insure it does not happen at the wrong time???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 21, 2023 at 3:44:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fe632cdf-a73c-47a2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > So your life is a no-pun book???? yes. I hate puns so much when I write
> > > > > > > my autobiography, there will be no puns
> > > > > > in it.
> > > > >
> > > > > I thought you Texans preffered Horses to Auto’s
> > > >
> > > > I tried to get my horse to write my autobiography rather than my car, but
> > > > she
> > > > wasn't available for a year or two.
> > > You need to pony up a percentage.
> >
> > Whenever I see the word "pony", I get it all mixed up with MONY and Mutual of
> > New York and
> > all that.
> What are you doing to insure it does not happen at the wrong time???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Do you mean life insurance? Darlene took out a 100 million dollar life insurance policy on me and then I noticed she was watching Forensic Files a whole lot.

On Jun 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<01e67ccc-6009-4546-98b1-19b5e309258bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > I tried to get my horse to write my autobiography rather than my car, but
> > > > > she
> > > > > wasn't available for a year or two.
> > > > You need to pony up a percentage.
> > >
> > > Whenever I see the word "pony", I get it all mixed up with MONY and Mutual
> > > of
> > > New York and
> > > all that.
> > What are you doing to insure it does not happen at the wrong time???
>
> Do you mean life insurance? Darlene took out a 100 million dollar life
> insurance policy on me and then I noticed she was watching Forensic Files a
> whole lot.

Surety you jest!!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 22, 2023 at 3:47:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<01e67ccc-6009-4546...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I tried to get my horse to write my autobiography rather than my car, but
> > > > > > she
> > > > > > wasn't available for a year or two.
> > > > > You need to pony up a percentage.
> > > >
> > > > Whenever I see the word "pony", I get it all mixed up with MONY and Mutual
> > > > of
> > > > New York and
> > > > all that.
> > > What are you doing to insure it does not happen at the wrong time???
> >
> > Do you mean life insurance? Darlene took out a 100 million dollar life
> > insurance policy on me and then I noticed she was watching Forensic Files a
> > whole lot.
> Surety you jest!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And the response is (drum roll) – – – – "Don't call me Shirley."

On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<716941c6-afae-468f-8d98-17cf350318een@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Whenever I see the word "pony", I get it all mixed up with MONY and
> > > > > Mutual
> > > > > of
> > > > > New York and
> > > > > all that.
> > > > What are you doing to insure it does not happen at the wrong time???
> > >
> > > Do you mean life insurance? Darlene took out a 100 million dollar life
> > > insurance policy on me and then I noticed she was watching Forensic Files a
> > > whole lot.
> > Surety you jest!!
> And the response is (drum roll) – – – – "Don't call me Shirley.”

Should I text you instead???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, June 23, 2023 at 3:45:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<716941c6-afae-468f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Whenever I see the word "pony", I get it all mixed up with MONY and
> > > > > > Mutual
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > New York and
> > > > > > all that.
> > > > > What are you doing to insure it does not happen at the wrong time???
> > > >
> > > > Do you mean life insurance? Darlene took out a 100 million dollar life
> > > > insurance policy on me and then I noticed she was watching Forensic Files a
> > > > whole lot.
> > > Surety you jest!!
> > And the response is (drum roll) – – – – "Don't call me Shirley.”
>
> Should I text you instead???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

you can call me Ray, you can call me Jay , you can call me Ray J, but you dasen't have to call me Johnson.

On Jun 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1b8e7937-4c99-4a14-a002-e6e7512ba622n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > Do you mean life insurance? Darlene took out a 100 million dollar life
> > > > > insurance policy on me and then I noticed she was watching Forensic
> > > > > Files a
> > > > > whole lot.
> > > > Surety you jest!!
> > > And the response is (drum roll) – – – – "Don't call me Shirley.”
> >
> > Should I text you instead???
>
> you can call me Ray, you can call me Jay , you can call me Ray J, but you
> dasen't have to call me Johnson.

Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red....

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, June 24, 2023 at 4:07:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1b8e7937-4c99-4a14...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Do you mean life insurance? Darlene took out a 100 million dollar life
> > > > > > insurance policy on me and then I noticed she was watching Forensic
> > > > > > Files a
> > > > > > whole lot.
> > > > > Surety you jest!!
> > > > And the response is (drum roll) – – – – "Don't call me Shirley.”
> > >
> > > Should I text you instead???
> >
> > you can call me Ray, you can call me Jay , you can call me Ray J, but you
> > dasen't have to call me Johnson.
> Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

is there an ugly shade of red?

On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0393b874-6880-4d21-9d45-9fa59eac32d9n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > And the response is (drum roll) – – – – "Don't call me
> > > > > Shirley.” Should I text you instead??? you can call me Ray, you can call me Jay , you can call me Ray J, but you
> > > dasen't have to call me Johnson.
> > Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red....
> is there an ugly shade of red?

The National Debit

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, June 24, 2023 at 4:05:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0393b874-6880-4d21...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > And the response is (drum roll) – – – – "Don't call me
> > > > > > Shirley.” Should I text you instead??? you can call me Ray, you can call me Jay , you can call me Ray J, but you
> > > > dasen't have to call me Johnson.
> > > Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red....
> > is there an ugly shade of red?
> The National Debit
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Debit does Dallas.

On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b6669359-70cb-40ba-bd95-0e0c32a79339n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > And the response is (drum roll) – – – – "Don't call me
> > > > > > > Shirley.” Should I text you instead??? you can call me Ray, you can
> > > > > > > call me Jay , you can call me Ray J, but you
> > > > > dasen't have to call me Johnson.
> > > > Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red....
> > > is there an ugly shade of red?
> > The National Debit Debit does Dallas.

Debit odes everybody

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 25, 2023 at 7:38:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b6669359-70cb-40ba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > And the response is (drum roll) – – – – "Don't call me
> > > > > > > > Shirley.” Should I text you instead??? you can call me Ray, you can
> > > > > > > > call me Jay , you can call me Ray J, but you
> > > > > > dasen't have to call me Johnson.
> > > > > Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red....
> > > > is there an ugly shade of red?
> > > The National Debit Debit does Dallas.
>
> Debit odes everybody
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Debbie does Dallas, moves on to Fort Worth, comes on down to Victoria, then Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York. The possibilities are endless.

On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5804083b-22d0-4415-b3b9-e9124b4fe4dbn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > And the response is (drum roll) – – – – "Don't call me
> > > > > > > > > Shirley.” Should I text you instead??? you can call me Ray, you can
> > > > > > > > > call me Jay , you can call me Ray J, but you
> > > > > > > dasen't have to call me Johnson.
> > > > > > Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red....
> > > > > is there an ugly shade of red?
> > > > The National Debit Debit does Dallas. Debit odes everybody
>
> Debbie does Dallas, moves on to Fort Worth, comes on down to Victoria, then
> Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York. The possibilities are endless.

But if she does not have an end ,, what is she capable of doing???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 25, 2023 at 3:18:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5804083b-22d0-4415...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > And the response is (drum roll) – – – – "Don't call me
> > > > > > > > > > Shirley.” Should I text you instead??? you can call me Ray, you can
> > > > > > > > > > call me Jay , you can call me Ray J, but you
> > > > > > > > dasen't have to call me Johnson.
> > > > > > > Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red....
> > > > > > is there an ugly shade of red?
> > > > > The National Debit Debit does Dallas. Debit odes everybody
> >
> > Debbie does Dallas, moves on to Fort Worth, comes on down to Victoria, then
> > Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York. The possibilities are endless.
> But if she does not have an end ,, what is she capable of doing???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

she's also a master at the oral arts.

On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<84596671-4b7c-471f-9fed-ad644721bcf3n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > dasen't have to call me Johnson.
> > > > > > > > Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red....
> > > > > > > is there an ugly shade of red?
> > > > > > The National Debit Debit does Dallas. Debit odes everybody Debbie does Dallas, moves on to Fort Worth, comes on down to Victoria, then
> > > Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York. The possibilities are endless.
> > But if she does not have an end ,, what is she capable of doing???
> she's also a master at the oral arts.

Is that certified by Oral Robertas???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 26, 2023 at 3:26:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<84596671-4b7c-471f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > dasen't have to call me Johnson.
> > > > > > > > > Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red.....
> > > > > > > > is there an ugly shade of red?
> > > > > > > The National Debit Debit does Dallas. Debit odes everybody Debbie does Dallas, moves on to Fort Worth, comes on down to Victoria, then
> > > > Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York. The possibilities are endless.
> > > But if she does not have an end ,, what is she capable of doing???
> > she's also a master at the oral arts.
> Is that certified by Oral Robertas???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Since Darlene is bisexual, she does have a very good friend named Roberta.

On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<035ee4e0-9d57-4ed7-b882-9281fe24acbfn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red....
> > > > > > > > > is there an ugly shade of red?
> > > > > > > > The National Debit Debit does Dallas. Debit odes everybody Debbie
> > > > > > > > does Dallas, moves on to Fort Worth, comes on down to Victoria, then
> > > > > Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York. The possibilities are endless.
> > > > But if she does not have an end ,, what is she capable of doing???
> > > she's also a master at the oral arts.
> > Is that certified by Oral Robertas???
>
> Since Darlene is bisexual, she does have a very good friend named Roberta.

Good enough to include into a 3 way??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 26, 2023 at 2:38:26 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<035ee4e0-9d57-4ed7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Why not? When I do you turn such a lovely shade of red....
> > > > > > > > > > is there an ugly shade of red?
> > > > > > > > > The National Debit Debit does Dallas. Debit odes everybody Debbie
> > > > > > > > > does Dallas, moves on to Fort Worth, comes on down to Victoria, then
> > > > > > Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York. The possibilities are endless..
> > > > > But if she does not have an end ,, what is she capable of doing???
> > > > she's also a master at the oral arts.
> > > Is that certified by Oral Robertas???
> >
> > Since Darlene is bisexual, she does have a very good friend named Roberta.
> Good enough to include into a 3 way??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm in the habit of asking every woman I meet if she'd like to have sex ; many of them say sir, I am a married woman , to which I reply "is your husband into threesomes?"

On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a45a6392-7178-4dbd-adc9-ccab558e4d61n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York. The possibilities are endless.
> > > > > > But if she does not have an end ,, what is she capable of doing???
> > > > > she's also a master at the oral arts.
> > > > Is that certified by Oral Robertas???
> > >
> > > Since Darlene is bisexual, she does have a very good friend named Roberta.
> > Good enough to include into a 3 way??
>
> I'm in the habit of asking every woman I meet if she'd like to have sex ;
> many of them say sir, I am a married woman , to which I reply "is your
> husband into threesomes?”
But you are not his type.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, June 27, 2023 at 4:00:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a45a6392-7178-4dbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York. The possibilities are endless.
> > > > > > > But if she does not have an end ,, what is she capable of doing???
> > > > > > she's also a master at the oral arts.
> > > > > Is that certified by Oral Robertas???
> > > >
> > > > Since Darlene is bisexual, she does have a very good friend named Roberta.
> > > Good enough to include into a 3 way??
> >
> > I'm in the habit of asking every woman I meet if she'd like to have sex ;
> > many of them say sir, I am a married woman , to which I reply "is your
> > husband into threesomes?”
> But you are not his type.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

How do you know that?

I'm bisexual ; if I want sex , I have to buy it.

On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<13627aec-a604-4497-8734-bdaeb42432edn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > Since Darlene is bisexual, she does have a very good friend named
> > > > > Roberta.
> > > > Good enough to include into a 3 way??
> > >
> > > I'm in the habit of asking every woman I meet if she'd like to have sex ;
> > > many of them say sir, I am a married woman , to which I reply "is your
> > > husband into threesomes?”
> > But you are not his type.
>
> How do you know that?
>
> I'm bisexual ; if I want sex , I have to buy it.

At you age, it should be by by to sex

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, June 27, 2023 at 1:36:57 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<13627aec-a604-4497...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Since Darlene is bisexual, she does have a very good friend named
> > > > > > Roberta.
> > > > > Good enough to include into a 3 way??
> > > >
> > > > I'm in the habit of asking every woman I meet if she'd like to have sex ;
> > > > many of them say sir, I am a married woman , to which I reply "is your
> > > > husband into threesomes?”
> > > But you are not his type.
> >
> > How do you know that?
> >
> > I'm bisexual ; if I want sex , I have to buy it.
> At you age, it should be by by to sex
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What's this word "sex" that you use?

On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2cd4056a-4dcf-4114-8c47-03aa232053e1n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm in the habit of asking every woman I meet if she'd like to have sex ;
> > > > > many of them say sir, I am a married woman , to which I reply "is your
> > > > > husband into threesomes?”
> > > > But you are not his type. How do you know that?
> > > I'm bisexual ; if I want sex , I have to buy it.
> > At you age, it should be by by to sex What's this word "sex" that you use?

I do not have time to teach you the ins and outs of the topic.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 28, 2023 at 3:00:56 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2cd4056a-4dcf-4114...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm in the habit of asking every woman I meet if she'd like to have sex ;
> > > > > > many of them say sir, I am a married woman , to which I reply "is your
> > > > > > husband into threesomes?”
> > > > > But you are not his type. How do you know that?
> > > > I'm bisexual ; if I want sex , I have to buy it.
> > > At you age, it should be by by to sex What's this word "sex" that you use?
>
> I do not have time to teach you the ins and outs of the topic.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I like the British term for it: the old in-out in-out.