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 by: Mike - Tue, 11 Jul 2023 19:19 UTC

On Jul 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a2333082-4a68-466d-82fa-a09806af67e9n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > How did the term "nun" come about ? It's because they don't get nun,
> > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > don't want nun. However, I've always felt that that definition wasn't
> > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > That is a nun - sequeter. Will you quit posting your nun-sense here?
> > > > I am just passing on convent - inal knowledge. Does convent-inal knowledge include where all the babies are buried?
> > Only if you helped bury them. Those nuns have so many babies that they actually bought a backhoe.

A ho working on her back would take some of the pressure off the nuns

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 11 Jul 2023 19:38 UTC

On Tuesday, July 11, 2023 at 2:19:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a2333082-4a68-466d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > How did the term "nun" come about ? It's because they don't get nun,
> > > > > > > > they
> > > > > > > > don't want nun. However, I've always felt that that definition wasn't
> > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > true.
> > > > > > > That is a nun - sequeter. Will you quit posting your nun-sense here?
> > > > > I am just passing on convent - inal knowledge. Does convent-inal knowledge include where all the babies are buried?
> > > Only if you helped bury them. Those nuns have so many babies that they actually bought a backhoe.
>
> A ho working on her back would take some of the pressure off the nuns
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And if those nuns wouldn't hire ho's for themselves, that would take a lot of pressure off their backs, too.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 12 Jul 2023 09:04 UTC

On Jul 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a3becbb8-ad0a-4484-aabc-a4399587d17fn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > That is a nun - sequeter. Will you quit posting your nun-sense here?
> > > > > > I am just passing on convent - inal knowledge. Does convent-inal
> > > > > > knowledge include where all the babies are buried?
> > > > Only if you helped bury them. Those nuns have so many babies that they
> > > > actually bought a backhoe. A ho working on her back would take some of the pressure off the nuns
> And if those nuns wouldn't hire ho's for themselves, that would take a lot of
> pressure off their backs, too.

But if it were you, you would stay on top of the situation???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 12 Jul 2023 17:27 UTC

On Wednesday, July 12, 2023 at 4:05:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a3becbb8-ad0a-4484...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > That is a nun - sequeter. Will you quit posting your nun-sense here?
> > > > > > > I am just passing on convent - inal knowledge. Does convent-inal
> > > > > > > knowledge include where all the babies are buried?
> > > > > Only if you helped bury them. Those nuns have so many babies that they
> > > > > actually bought a backhoe. A ho working on her back would take some of the pressure off the nuns
> > And if those nuns wouldn't hire ho's for themselves, that would take a lot of
> > pressure off their backs, too.
> But if it were you, you would stay on top of the situation???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Only if I believed in male superior.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 12 Jul 2023 17:48 UTC

On Jul 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3336d97b-61f1-4894-af7c-cd3ba0fff76en@googlegroups.com>):
A ho working on her back would take some of
> > > > > > the pressure off the nuns
> > > And if those nuns wouldn't hire ho's for themselves, that would take a lot
> > > of
> > > pressure off their backs, too.
> > But if it were you, you would stay on top of the situation??? Only if I believed in male superior.

So you have been brainwashed into believing so makes you sexist.

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 13 Jul 2023 19:11 UTC

On Wednesday, July 12, 2023 at 12:49:04 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3336d97b-61f1-4894...@googlegroups.com>):
> A ho working on her back would take some of
> > > > > > > the pressure off the nuns
> > > > And if those nuns wouldn't hire ho's for themselves, that would take a lot
> > > > of
> > > > pressure off their backs, too.
> > > But if it were you, you would stay on top of the situation??? Only if I believed in male superior.
>
> So you have been brainwashed into believing so makes you sexist.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well, if a convent has to have a Mother Superior, why can't they have a male superior?

Mother superior jumped the gun,
Mother superior jumped the gun.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 13 Jul 2023 19:16 UTC

On Jul 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > And if those nuns wouldn't hire ho's for themselves, that would take a
> > > > > lot
> > > > > of
> > > > > pressure off their backs, too.
> > > > But if it were you, you would stay on top of the situation??? Only if I
> > > > believed in male superior. So you have been brainwashed into believing so makes you sexist. Well, if a convent has to have a Mother Superior, why can't
they have a male
> superior?
>
> Mother superior jumped the gun,
> Mother superior jumped the gun.

As any Catholic Schools survivor can testify to, no nun will permit anything
to be superior to them.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 13 Jul 2023 21:45 UTC

On Thursday, July 13, 2023 at 2:16:18 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<92df29ef-cb15-4da3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > And if those nuns wouldn't hire ho's for themselves, that would take a
> > > > > > lot
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > pressure off their backs, too.
> > > > > But if it were you, you would stay on top of the situation??? Only if I
> > > > > believed in male superior. So you have been brainwashed into believing so makes you sexist. Well, if a convent has to have a Mother Superior, why can't
> they have a male
> > superior?
> >
> > Mother superior jumped the gun,
> > Mother superior jumped the gun.
> As any Catholic Schools survivor can testify to, no nun will permit anything
> to be superior to them.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Believe me, I am a survivor.
but if a nun will permit nothing to be superior to them that means they always have to assume the superior position during sexual intercourse.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 14 Jul 2023 10:36 UTC

On Jul 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > But if it were you, you would stay on top of the situation??? Only if I
> > > > > > believed in male superior. So you have been brainwashed into believing
> > > > > > so makes you sexist. Well, if a convent has to have a Mother Superior,
> > > > > > why can't
> > they have a male
> > > superior?
> > >
> > > Mother superior jumped the gun,
> > > Mother superior jumped the gun.
> > As any Catholic Schools survivor can testify to, no nun will permit anything
> > to be superior to them. Believe me, I am a survivor.
> but if a nun will permit nothing to be superior to them that means they
> always have to assume the superior position during sexual intercourse.

If it could ever happen because they feel they ar superior, no one is good
enough
for them to have sex with

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 14 Jul 2023 15:45 UTC

On Friday, July 14, 2023 at 5:37:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6db44e20-620f-44bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But if it were you, you would stay on top of the situation??? Only if I
> > > > > > > believed in male superior. So you have been brainwashed into believing
> > > > > > > so makes you sexist. Well, if a convent has to have a Mother Superior,
> > > > > > > why can't
> > > they have a male
> > > > superior?
> > > >
> > > > Mother superior jumped the gun,
> > > > Mother superior jumped the gun.
> > > As any Catholic Schools survivor can testify to, no nun will permit anything
> > > to be superior to them. Believe me, I am a survivor.
> > but if a nun will permit nothing to be superior to them that means they
> > always have to assume the superior position during sexual intercourse.
> If it could ever happen because they feel they ar superior, no one is good
> enough
> for them to have sex with
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

They forced me to have sex with them all the time.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 14 Jul 2023 16:25 UTC

On Jul 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d7895c63-6913-46c3-9a55-bf8bf0f40d9fn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Mother superior jumped the gun,
> > > > > Mother superior jumped the gun.
> > > > As any Catholic Schools survivor can testify to, no nun will permit
> > > > anything
> > > > to be superior to them. Believe me, I am a survivor.
> > > but if a nun will permit nothing to be superior to them that means they
> > > always have to assume the superior position during sexual intercourse.
> > If it could ever happen because they feel they ar superior, no one is good
> > enough
> > for them to have sex with
>
> They forced me to have sex with them all the time.

And as a masochist, how does it feel to be forced to do something you like to
do.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, July 14, 2023 at 11:25:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d7895c63-6913-46c3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Mother superior jumped the gun,
> > > > > > Mother superior jumped the gun.
> > > > > As any Catholic Schools survivor can testify to, no nun will permit
> > > > > anything
> > > > > to be superior to them. Believe me, I am a survivor.
> > > > but if a nun will permit nothing to be superior to them that means they
> > > > always have to assume the superior position during sexual intercourse.
> > > If it could ever happen because they feel they ar superior, no one is good
> > > enough
> > > for them to have sex with
> >
> > They forced me to have sex with them all the time.
> And as a masochist, how does it feel to be forced to do something you like to
> do.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I remember a story in Playboy, a man was raped by two women. Playboy said that he performed admirably in spite of a gun being pointed at him.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 15 Jul 2023 07:53 UTC

On Jul 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<13abaa7a-354f-4d04-8481-b98f1e9e3409n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > As any Catholic Schools survivor can testify to, no nun will permit
> > > > > > anything
> > > > > > to be superior to them. Believe me, I am a survivor.
> > > > > but if a nun will permit nothing to be superior to them that means they
> > > > > always have to assume the superior position during sexual intercourse.
> > > > If it could ever happen because they feel they ar superior, no one is good
> > > > enough
> > > > for them to have sex with
> > >
> > > They forced me to have sex with them all the time.
> > And as a masochist, how does it feel to be forced to do something you like
> > to
> > do. I remember a story in Playboy, a man was raped by two women. Playboy said
> that he performed admirably in spite of a gun being pointed at him.

Assault with a friendly weapon.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Saturday, July 15, 2023 at 2:53:49 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<13abaa7a-354f-4d04...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > As any Catholic Schools survivor can testify to, no nun will permit
> > > > > > > anything
> > > > > > > to be superior to them. Believe me, I am a survivor.
> > > > > > but if a nun will permit nothing to be superior to them that means they
> > > > > > always have to assume the superior position during sexual intercourse.
> > > > > If it could ever happen because they feel they ar superior, no one is good
> > > > > enough
> > > > > for them to have sex with
> > > >
> > > > They forced me to have sex with them all the time.
> > > And as a masochist, how does it feel to be forced to do something you like
> > > to
> > > do. I remember a story in Playboy, a man was raped by two women. Playboy said
> > that he performed admirably in spite of a gun being pointed at him.
> Assault with a friendly weapon.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One time I was eating at McDonald's and I said this hamburger really needs something and my partner said "why , a salt, of course"

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 by: Mike - Sun, 16 Jul 2023 08:57 UTC

On Jul 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > but if a nun will permit nothing to be superior to them that means they
> > > > > > > always have to assume the superior position during sexual intercourse.
> > > > > > If it could ever happen because they feel they ar superior, no one is
> > > > > > good
> > > > > > enough
> > > > > > for them to have sex with
> > > > >
> > > > > They forced me to have sex with them all the time.
> > > > And as a masochist, how does it feel to be forced to do something you like
> > > > to
> > > > do. I remember a story in Playboy, a man was raped by two women. Playboy
> > > > said
> > > that he performed admirably in spite of a gun being pointed at him.
> > Assault with a friendly weapon.
>
> One time I was eating at McDonald's and I said this hamburger really needs
> something and my partner said "why , a salt, of course”

If it tastes that bad, ketchup
Use enough and it will hide the taste of anything.

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 16 Jul 2023 17:19 UTC

On Sunday, July 16, 2023 at 3:57:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<565d3a3a-0143-43ce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > but if a nun will permit nothing to be superior to them that means they
> > > > > > > > always have to assume the superior position during sexual intercourse.
> > > > > > > If it could ever happen because they feel they ar superior, no one is
> > > > > > > good
> > > > > > > enough
> > > > > > > for them to have sex with
> > > > > >
> > > > > > They forced me to have sex with them all the time.
> > > > > And as a masochist, how does it feel to be forced to do something you like
> > > > > to
> > > > > do. I remember a story in Playboy, a man was raped by two women. Playboy
> > > > > said
> > > > that he performed admirably in spite of a gun being pointed at him.
> > > Assault with a friendly weapon.
> >
> > One time I was eating at McDonald's and I said this hamburger really needs
> > something and my partner said "why , a salt, of course”
>
> If it tastes that bad, ketchup
> Use enough and it will hide the taste of anything.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yeah, steaks really benefit from a whole bunch of ketchup on them.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 16 Jul 2023 20:10 UTC

On Jul 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<be594224-cc4c-4467-bb31-14039c136a0cn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > They forced me to have sex with them all the time.
> > > > > > And as a masochist, how does it feel to be forced to do something you
> > > > > > like
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > do. I remember a story in Playboy, a man was raped by two women. Playboy
> > > > > > said
> > > > > that he performed admirably in spite of a gun being pointed at him.
> > > > Assault with a friendly weapon.
> > >
> > > One time I was eating at McDonald's and I said this hamburger really needs
> > > something and my partner said "why , a salt, of course”
> >
> > If it tastes that bad, ketchup
> > Use enough and it will hide the taste of anything.
> Yeah, steaks really benefit from a whole bunch of ketchup on them.

I give that advice an A! grade.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Jul 2023 17:46 UTC

On Sunday, July 16, 2023 at 3:11:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<be594224-cc4c-4467...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > They forced me to have sex with them all the time.
> > > > > > > And as a masochist, how does it feel to be forced to do something you
> > > > > > > like
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > do. I remember a story in Playboy, a man was raped by two women. Playboy
> > > > > > > said
> > > > > > that he performed admirably in spite of a gun being pointed at him.
> > > > > Assault with a friendly weapon.
> > > >
> > > > One time I was eating at McDonald's and I said this hamburger really needs
> > > > something and my partner said "why , a salt, of course”
> > >
> > > If it tastes that bad, ketchup
> > > Use enough and it will hide the taste of anything.
> > Yeah, steaks really benefit from a whole bunch of ketchup on them.
> I give that advice an A! grade.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

of course, you can always use War Chester, sheer, shire Chester sheer shire sauce.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 17 Jul 2023 19:29 UTC

On Jul 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2490e11c-1f2f-4309-b441-ebdb9bdef097n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > that he performed admirably in spite of a gun being pointed at him.
> > > > > > Assault with a friendly weapon.
> > > > >
> > > > > One time I was eating at McDonald's and I said this hamburger really
> > > > > needs
> > > > > something and my partner said "why , a salt, of course”
> > > >
> > > > If it tastes that bad, ketchup
> > > > Use enough and it will hide the taste of anything.
> > > Yeah, steaks really benefit from a whole bunch of ketchup on them.
> > I give that advice an A! grade.
>
> of course, you can always use War Chester, sheer, shire Chester sheer shire
> sauce.

You should be like a reporter -- never reveal your sauce

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Jul 2023 21:01 UTC

On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 2:30:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2490e11c-1f2f-4309...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > that he performed admirably in spite of a gun being pointed at him.
> > > > > > > Assault with a friendly weapon.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One time I was eating at McDonald's and I said this hamburger really
> > > > > > needs
> > > > > > something and my partner said "why , a salt, of course”
> > > > >
> > > > > If it tastes that bad, ketchup
> > > > > Use enough and it will hide the taste of anything.
> > > > Yeah, steaks really benefit from a whole bunch of ketchup on them.
> > > I give that advice an A! grade.
> >
> > of course, you can always use War Chester, sheer, shire Chester sheer shire
> > sauce.
> You should be like a reporter -- never reveal your sauce
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Mike - Tue, 18 Jul 2023 07:41 UTC

On Jul 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<90d629ce-6b26-4ca6-b35a-42050c28b295n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > One time I was eating at McDonald's and I said this hamburger really
> > > > > > > needs
> > > > > > > something and my partner said "why , a salt, of course” If it tastes that bad, ketchup
> > > > > > Use enough and it will hide the taste of anything.
> > > > > Yeah, steaks really benefit from a whole bunch of ketchup on them.
> > > > I give that advice an A! grade. of course, you can always use War Chester, sheer, shire Chester sheer shire
> > > sauce.
> > You should be like a reporter -- never reveal your sauce
>
> I'm like Ronald MacDonald; I have my own special sauce.

You do relish dressing up old jokes.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 18 Jul 2023 13:24 UTC

On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 2:41:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<90d629ce-6b26-4ca6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > One time I was eating at McDonald's and I said this hamburger really
> > > > > > > > needs
> > > > > > > > something and my partner said "why , a salt, of course” If it tastes that bad, ketchup
> > > > > > > Use enough and it will hide the taste of anything.
> > > > > > Yeah, steaks really benefit from a whole bunch of ketchup on them.
> > > > > I give that advice an A! grade. of course, you can always use War Chester, sheer, shire Chester sheer shire
> > > > sauce.
> > > You should be like a reporter -- never reveal your sauce
> >
> > I'm like Ronald MacDonald; I have my own special sauce.
> You do relish dressing up old jokes.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You mean my clothes are an old joke?

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 by: Mike - Tue, 18 Jul 2023 14:15 UTC

On Jul 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9e429aab-5d36-4711-bb46-18cd486ae9a9n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > \Use enough and it will hide the taste of anything.
> > > > > > > Yeah, steaks really benefit from a whole bunch of ketchup on them.
> > > > > > I give that advice an A! grade. of course, you can always use War
> > > > > > Chester, sheer, shire Chester sheer shire
> > > > > sauce.
> > > > You should be like a reporter -- never reveal your sauce
> > >
> > > I'm like Ronald MacDonald; I have my own special sauce.
> > You do relish dressing up old jokes.
>
> You mean my clothes are an old joke?

But like all fashion, given enough time becomes new again.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 18 Jul 2023 19:57 UTC

On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 9:15:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9e429aab-5d36-4711...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > \Use enough and it will hide the taste of anything.
> > > > > > > > Yeah, steaks really benefit from a whole bunch of ketchup on them.
> > > > > > > I give that advice an A! grade. of course, you can always use War
> > > > > > > Chester, sheer, shire Chester sheer shire
> > > > > > sauce.
> > > > > You should be like a reporter -- never reveal your sauce
> > > >
> > > > I'm like Ronald MacDonald; I have my own special sauce.
> > > You do relish dressing up old jokes.
> >
> > You mean my clothes are an old joke?
> But like all fashion, given enough time becomes new again.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Maybe after the next Big Bang.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 19 Jul 2023 14:20 UTC

On Jul 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<14e0224f-61aa-4ba3-8e2d-590e0d01dbbcn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > You should be like a reporter -- never reveal your sauce
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm like Ronald MacDonald; I have my own special sauce.
> > > > You do relish dressing up old jokes.
> > >
> > > You mean my clothes are an old joke?
> > But like all fashion, given enough time becomes new again.
>
> Maybe after the next Big Bang.

But I thought that show is over --- are they bringing it back????

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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