On Wednesday, May 31, 2023 at 2:14:29 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<68809672-21ae-47b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The lies of the land are determined by politicians.
> > > > > And since they cannot agree on anything, there are more lies that even a
> > > > > conspiracy theorist
> > > > > can come up with.
> > > >
> > > > Just make it easy. Any statement that anyone utters is a lie, including
> > > > this
> > > > statement, according to Epimenides.
> > > =====https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U No advanced, intelligent, Cybernetic entity would fall victim to such a
> > simple trick. It would tell the questioner to "go have sex with themselves.”
> Why not, So called real intelligent people fall for lies all the time.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Lies are one thing; getting all confused and bamboozled and having your circuits burned out over the Epimenides paradox is another thing.

On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d4bbfbb0-ac61-45eb-bf95-a2566a181e38n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Just make it easy. Any statement that anyone utters is a lie, including
> > > > > this
> > > > > statement, according to Epimenides.
> > > > =====https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U No advanced,
> > > > intelligent, Cybernetic entity would fall victim to such a
> > > simple trick. It would tell the questioner to "go have sex with
> > > themselves.”
> > Why not, So called real intelligent people fall for lies all the time. Lies are one thing; getting all confused and bamboozled and having your
> circuits burned out over the Epimenides paradox is another thing.

which is nothing compared to political campaign promises

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 1, 2023 at 5:05:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d4bbfbb0-ac61-45eb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Just make it easy. Any statement that anyone utters is a lie, including
> > > > > > this
> > > > > > statement, according to Epimenides.
> > > > > =====https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U No advanced,
> > > > > intelligent, Cybernetic entity would fall victim to such a
> > > > simple trick. It would tell the questioner to "go have sex with
> > > > themselves.”
> > > Why not, So called real intelligent people fall for lies all the time.. Lies are one thing; getting all confused and bamboozled and having your
> > circuits burned out over the Epimenides paradox is another thing.
> which is nothing compared to political campaign promises
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You mentioned politics? Ew, it got on me.

On Jun 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c09e5f57-6c5d-4ded-888f-0a7f0dcab4b0n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > =====https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U No advanced,
> > > > > > intelligent, Cybernetic entity would fall victim to such a
> > > > > simple trick. It would tell the questioner to "go have sex with
> > > > > themselves.”
> > > > Why not, So called real intelligent people fall for lies all the time.
> > > > Lies are one thing; getting all confused and bamboozled and having your
> > > circuits burned out over the Epimenides paradox is another thing.
> > which is nothing compared to political campaign promises
> You mentioned politics? Ew, it got on me.

The politicians spread their lies better than a crop duster can spread
insecticide

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 1, 2023 at 2:16:36 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c09e5f57-6c5d-4ded...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > =====https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U No advanced,
> > > > > > > intelligent, Cybernetic entity would fall victim to such a
> > > > > > simple trick. It would tell the questioner to "go have sex with
> > > > > > themselves.”
> > > > > Why not, So called real intelligent people fall for lies all the time.
> > > > > Lies are one thing; getting all confused and bamboozled and having your
> > > > circuits burned out over the Epimenides paradox is another thing.
> > > which is nothing compared to political campaign promises
> > You mentioned politics? Ew, it got on me.
> The politicians spread their lies better than a crop duster can spread
> insecticide
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Or a prostitute can spread her legs.

On Jun 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7fe157d0-b23c-4f02-ba44-7762797a34afn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Why not, So called real intelligent people fall for lies all the time.
> > > > > > Lies are one thing; getting all confused and bamboozled and having your
> > > > > circuits burned out over the Epimenides paradox is another thing.
> > > > which is nothing compared to political campaign promises
> > > You mentioned politics? Ew, it got on me.
> > The politicians spread their lies better than a crop duster can spread
> > insecticide
>
> Or a prostitute can spread her legs.

But in her case it is for a useful purpose

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, June 2, 2023 at 4:22:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7fe157d0-b23c-4f02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Why not, So called real intelligent people fall for lies all the time.
> > > > > > > Lies are one thing; getting all confused and bamboozled and having your
> > > > > > circuits burned out over the Epimenides paradox is another thing.
> > > > > which is nothing compared to political campaign promises
> > > > You mentioned politics? Ew, it got on me.
> > > The politicians spread their lies better than a crop duster can spread
> > > insecticide
> >
> > Or a prostitute can spread her legs.
> But in her case it is for a useful purpose
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Out here on the ranch I put in a big pond and stocked it with porpoises and I have them harvesting pecans with their little flipper thingies, since pecans got in the pond during that big flood of 98 , so what I have here are some useful porpoises:

On Jun 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<35d782ae-91f9-49e1-aff7-6c700f0de84fn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > which is nothing compared to political campaign promises
> > > > > You mentioned politics? Ew, it got on me.
> > > > The politicians spread their lies better than a crop duster can spread
> > > > insecticide
> > >
> > > Or a prostitute can spread her legs.
> > But in her case it is for a useful purpose
> Out here on the ranch I put in a big pond and stocked it with porpoises and I
> have them harvesting pecans with their little flipper thingies, since pecans
> got in the pond during that big flood of 98 , so what I have here are some
> useful porpoises:

But when PETA finds out they will accuse you of using them for immoral
porpoises

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, June 2, 2023 at 2:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<35d782ae-91f9-49e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > which is nothing compared to political campaign promises
> > > > > > You mentioned politics? Ew, it got on me.
> > > > > The politicians spread their lies better than a crop duster can spread
> > > > > insecticide
> > > >
> > > > Or a prostitute can spread her legs.
> > > But in her case it is for a useful purpose
> > Out here on the ranch I put in a big pond and stocked it with porpoises and I
> > have them harvesting pecans with their little flipper thingies, since pecans
> > got in the pond during that big flood of 98 , so what I have here are some
> > useful porpoises:
> But when PETA finds out they will accuse you of using them for immoral
> porpoises
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I thought the whole thing was something like a fellow has seagulls, who's blood contained an illicit substance for getting people high, and he transported some of these gulls from Texas to Oklahoma and when the seagull blood was transfused into the normal people and it made them undergo all kind of lewd sex acts, so he was found guilty of transporting gulls wait a minute wait a minute when he was going from Texas to Oklahoma there was oddly enough a lion there that he had to step over so it became that he was transporting gulls across a staid lion wait a minute the line was staid whatever that means like maybe he like he stayed in that place and then so he was accused of transporting gulls across a staid lion for oh I left out the part about the porpoises it wasn't people that that made high, but what it did it it made porpoises live forever. Yeah yeah that's the ticket so he was accused of transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

On Jun 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fd7a95c5-8394-4399-b03d-5ad6e3f95c64n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, June 2, 2023 at 2:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Jun 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<35d782ae-91f9-49e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > which is nothing compared to political campaign promises
> > > > > > > You mentioned politics? Ew, it got on me.
> > > > > > The politicians spread their lies better than a crop duster can spread
> > > > > > insecticide
> > > > >
> > > > > Or a prostitute can spread her legs.
> > > > But in her case it is for a useful purpose
> > > Out here on the ranch I put in a big pond and stocked it with porpoises
> > > and I
> > > have them harvesting pecans with their little flipper thingies, since
> > > pecans
> > > got in the pond during that big flood of 98 , so what I have here are some
> > > useful porpoises:
> > But when PETA finds out they will accuse you of using them for immoral
> > porpoises
> I thought the whole thing was something like a fellow has seagulls, who's
> blood contained an illicit substance for getting people high, and he
> transported some of these gulls from Texas to Oklahoma and when the seagull
> blood was transfused into the normal people and it made them undergo all kind
> of lewd sex acts, so he was found guilty of transporting gulls wait a minute
> wait a minute when he was going from Texas to Oklahoma there was oddly enough
> a lion there that he had to step over so it became that he was transporting
> gulls across a staid lion wait a minute the line was staid whatever that
> means like maybe he like he stayed in that place and then so he was accused
> of transporting gulls across a staid lion for oh I left out the part about
> the porpoises it wasn't people that that made high, but what it did it it
> made porpoises live forever. Yeah yeah that's the ticket so he was accused of
> transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.

But my new pun - ch line has better surprise value

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 4, 2023 at 9:56:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fd7a95c5-8394-4399...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, June 2, 2023 at 2:12:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Jun 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<35d782ae-91f9-49e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > which is nothing compared to political campaign promises
> > > > > > > > You mentioned politics? Ew, it got on me.
> > > > > > > The politicians spread their lies better than a crop duster can spread
> > > > > > > insecticide
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Or a prostitute can spread her legs.
> > > > > But in her case it is for a useful purpose
> > > > Out here on the ranch I put in a big pond and stocked it with porpoises
> > > > and I
> > > > have them harvesting pecans with their little flipper thingies, since
> > > > pecans
> > > > got in the pond during that big flood of 98 , so what I have here are some
> > > > useful porpoises:
> > > But when PETA finds out they will accuse you of using them for immoral
> > > porpoises
> > I thought the whole thing was something like a fellow has seagulls, who's
> > blood contained an illicit substance for getting people high, and he
> > transported some of these gulls from Texas to Oklahoma and when the seagull
> > blood was transfused into the normal people and it made them undergo all kind
> > of lewd sex acts, so he was found guilty of transporting gulls wait a minute
> > wait a minute when he was going from Texas to Oklahoma there was oddly enough
> > a lion there that he had to step over so it became that he was transporting
> > gulls across a staid lion wait a minute the line was staid whatever that
> > means like maybe he like he stayed in that place and then so he was accused
> > of transporting gulls across a staid lion for oh I left out the part about
> > the porpoises it wasn't people that that made high, but what it did it it
> > made porpoises live forever. Yeah yeah that's the ticket so he was accused of
> > transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
> But my new pun - ch line has better surprise value
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So have you and Judy gone on the road yet?

On Jun 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<aeeeac0d-c048-4ed6-ba06-cfd43c7140cbn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > But when PETA finds out they will accuse you of using them for immoral
> > > > porpoises
> > > I thought the whole thing was something like a fellow has seagulls, who's
> > > blood contained an illicit substance for getting people high, and he
> > > transported some of these gulls from Texas to Oklahoma and when the seagull
> > > blood was transfused into the normal people and it made them undergo all
> > > kind
> > > of lewd sex acts, so he was found guilty of transporting gulls wait a
> > > minute
> > > wait a minute when he was going from Texas to Oklahoma there was oddly
> > > enough
> > > a lion there that he had to step over so it became that he was transporting
> > > gulls across a staid lion wait a minute the line was staid whatever that
> > > means like maybe he like he stayed in that place and then so he was accused
> > > of transporting gulls across a staid lion for oh I left out the part about
> > > the porpoises it wasn't people that that made high, but what it did it it
> > > made porpoises live forever. Yeah yeah that's the ticket so he was accused
> > > of
> > > transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
> > But my new pun - ch line has better surprise value
>
> So have you and Judy gone on the road yet?

No as I was at one time wanting to marry Annette.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 4, 2023 at 2:47:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<aeeeac0d-c048-4ed6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > But when PETA finds out they will accuse you of using them for immoral
> > > > > porpoises
> > > > I thought the whole thing was something like a fellow has seagulls, who's
> > > > blood contained an illicit substance for getting people high, and he
> > > > transported some of these gulls from Texas to Oklahoma and when the seagull
> > > > blood was transfused into the normal people and it made them undergo all
> > > > kind
> > > > of lewd sex acts, so he was found guilty of transporting gulls wait a
> > > > minute
> > > > wait a minute when he was going from Texas to Oklahoma there was oddly
> > > > enough
> > > > a lion there that he had to step over so it became that he was transporting
> > > > gulls across a staid lion wait a minute the line was staid whatever that
> > > > means like maybe he like he stayed in that place and then so he was accused
> > > > of transporting gulls across a staid lion for oh I left out the part about
> > > > the porpoises it wasn't people that that made high, but what it did it it
> > > > made porpoises live forever. Yeah yeah that's the ticket so he was accused
> > > > of
> > > > transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
> > > But my new pun - ch line has better surprise value
> >
> > So have you and Judy gone on the road yet?
> No as I was at one time wanting to marry Annette.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There are computer geeks so devoted to their work that they might as well marry a net.

On Jun 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8d8778eb-b074-45bc-98e4-cfda8d720efdn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
> > > > But my new pun - ch line has better surprise value
> > >
> > > So have you and Judy gone on the road yet?
> > No as I was at one time wanting to marry Annette.
>
> There are computer geeks so devoted to their work that they might as well
> marry a net.

That does not mesh with what I said.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 5, 2023 at 6:21:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8d8778eb-b074-45bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
> > > > > But my new pun - ch line has better surprise value
> > > >
> > > > So have you and Judy gone on the road yet?
> > > No as I was at one time wanting to marry Annette.
> >
> > There are computer geeks so devoted to their work that they might as well
> > marry a net.
> That does not mesh with what I said.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What's wrong with using a net to be a troll? It's best way to catch fish.

On Jun 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fc6dbb4a-c0be-405a-a629-51f28ac254f4n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > But my new pun - ch line has better surprise value So have you and Judy gone on the road yet?
> > > > No as I was at one time wanting to marry Annette. There are computer geeks so devoted to their work that they might as well
> > > marry a net.
> > That does not mesh with what I said. What's wrong with using a net to be a troll? It's best way to catch fish.

Only if you are troll - ing for suckers.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 5, 2023 at 10:50:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fc6dbb4a-c0be-405a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But my new pun - ch line has better surprise value So have you and Judy gone on the road yet?
> > > > > No as I was at one time wanting to marry Annette. There are computer geeks so devoted to their work that they might as well
> > > > marry a net.
> > > That does not mesh with what I said. What's wrong with using a net to be a troll? It's best way to catch fish.
>
> Only if you are troll - ing for suckers.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I've told this one before, but it's so appropriate here that I just can't resist repetition: I once saw this poster of a fisherman , he's wading in about 4 feet of water and attached to his manly organ of reproduction is this huge sucker fish and the fisherman has a great big smile on his face and the title of the cartoon is:

"Why fisherman like to fish so much."

On Jun 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<06cb5abe-f53d-483c-8ba5-69180cd34150n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > No as I was at one time wanting to marry Annette. There are computer
> > > > > > geeks so devoted to their work that they might as well
> > > > > marry a net.
> > > > That does not mesh with what I said. What's wrong with using a net to be
> > > > a troll? It's best way to catch fish. Only if you are troll - ing for suckers.
>
> I've told this one before, but it's so appropriate here that I just can't
> resist repetition: I once saw this poster of a fisherman , he's wading in
> about 4 feet of water and attached to his manly organ of reproduction is this
> huge sucker fish and the fisherman has a great big smile on his face and the
> title of the cartoon is:
>
> "Why fisherman like to fish so much.”

And in your case it is Darlene not a fish.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 5, 2023 at 3:09:48 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<06cb5abe-f53d-483c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > No as I was at one time wanting to marry Annette. There are computer
> > > > > > > geeks so devoted to their work that they might as well
> > > > > > marry a net.
> > > > > That does not mesh with what I said. What's wrong with using a net to be
> > > > > a troll? It's best way to catch fish. Only if you are troll - ing for suckers.
> >
> > I've told this one before, but it's so appropriate here that I just can't
> > resist repetition: I once saw this poster of a fisherman , he's wading in
> > about 4 feet of water and attached to his manly organ of reproduction is this
> > huge sucker fish and the fisherman has a great big smile on his face and the
> > title of the cartoon is:
> >
> > "Why fisherman like to fish so much.”
>
> And in your case it is Darlene not a fish.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I saw this cartoon once where a lady convinces her boyfriend to perform underwater cunnilingus and you see bubbles coming up to the surface from his head for a while, but then they cease.

On Jun 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0c4c1c0e-bfb6-4f5d-8fe2-80e8d2116c30n@googlegroups.com>):

> > >
> > > I've told this one before, but it's so appropriate here that I just can't
> > > resist repetition: I once saw this poster of a fisherman , he's wading in
> > > about 4 feet of water and attached to his manly organ of reproduction is
> > > this
> > > huge sucker fish and the fisherman has a great big smile on his face and
> > > the
> > > title of the cartoon is:
> > >
> > > "Why fisherman like to fish so much.” nd in your case it is Darlene not a fish.
>
> I saw this cartoon once where a lady convinces her boyfriend to perform
> underwater cunnilingus and you see bubbles coming up to the surface from his
> head for a while, but then they cease.

That must have been a long fart.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, June 6, 2023 at 5:14:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0c4c1c0e-bfb6-4f5d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > I've told this one before, but it's so appropriate here that I just can't
> > > > resist repetition: I once saw this poster of a fisherman , he's wading in
> > > > about 4 feet of water and attached to his manly organ of reproduction is
> > > > this
> > > > huge sucker fish and the fisherman has a great big smile on his face and
> > > > the
> > > > title of the cartoon is:
> > > >
> > > > "Why fisherman like to fish so much.” nd in your case it is Darlene not a fish.
> >
> > I saw this cartoon once where a lady convinces her boyfriend to perform
> > underwater cunnilingus and you see bubbles coming up to the surface from his
> > head for a while, but then they cease.
> That must have been a long fart.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once told my maternal grandfather that when you fart underwater , bubbles come up; he thought that was pretty funny. Unfortunately , I was 23 years old at the time.

On Jun 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<887fddb6-2b8f-444c-a0e7-8dc33c681a2en@googlegroups.com>):

> > >
> > > I saw this cartoon once where a lady convinces her boyfriend to perform
> > > underwater cunnilingus and you see bubbles coming up to the surface from
> > > his
> > > head for a while, but then they cease.
> > That must have been a long fart.
>
> I once told my maternal grandfather that when you fart underwater , bubbles
> come up; he thought that was pretty funny. Unfortunately , I was 23 years old
> at the time.

So you were fixated on blowing Bubbles ??? (That was her name wasn’t it?"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 7, 2023 at 4:06:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<887fddb6-2b8f-444c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > I saw this cartoon once where a lady convinces her boyfriend to perform
> > > > underwater cunnilingus and you see bubbles coming up to the surface from
> > > > his
> > > > head for a while, but then they cease.
> > > That must have been a long fart.
> >
> > I once told my maternal grandfather that when you fart underwater , bubbles
> > come up; he thought that was pretty funny. Unfortunately , I was 23 years old
> > at the time.
> So you were fixated on blowing Bubbles ??? (That was her name wasn’t it?"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There's this really funny joke similar to that one, and I warn you ahead of time that it's racist against blacks, but the way it goes is Rastus was a boy and Rastus's mother couldn't find him so she starts hollering out "Rastus, where are you?" and he says "I'm out in the yard here blowing Bubbles "and then Rastus's mother says "well both you and Bubbles need to come on inside here for supper"

On Jun 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<30b3a495-5616-49e8-8811-2c50655fcb0bn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > I once told my maternal grandfather that when you fart underwater , bubbles
> > > come up; he thought that was pretty funny. Unfortunately , I was 23 years
> > > old
> > > at the time.
> > So you were fixated on blowing Bubbles ??? (That was her name wasn’t it?"
>
> There's this really funny joke similar to that one, and I warn you ahead of
> time that it's racist against blacks, but the way it goes is Rastus was a boy
> and Rastus's mother couldn't find him so she starts hollering out "Rastus,
> where are you?" and he says "I'm out in the yard here blowing Bubbles "and
> then Rastus's mother says "well both you and Bubbles need to come on inside
> here for supper”
That reminds me of a question I had that was never answered
Would “Gone With The Wind” be considered a blew movie???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 7, 2023 at 12:09:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<30b3a495-5616-49e8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > I once told my maternal grandfather that when you fart underwater , bubbles
> > > > come up; he thought that was pretty funny. Unfortunately , I was 23 years
> > > > old
> > > > at the time.
> > > So you were fixated on blowing Bubbles ??? (That was her name wasn’t it?"
> >
> > There's this really funny joke similar to that one, and I warn you ahead of
> > time that it's racist against blacks, but the way it goes is Rastus was a boy
> > and Rastus's mother couldn't find him so she starts hollering out "Rastus,
> > where are you?" and he says "I'm out in the yard here blowing Bubbles "and
> > then Rastus's mother says "well both you and Bubbles need to come on inside
> > here for supper”
> That reminds me of a question I had that was never answered
> Would “Gone With The Wind” be considered a blew movie???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well, I'm not sure, but I know that "Deep Throat" was a blew movie.