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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 30 Mar 2023 13:24 UTC

On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, March 29, 2023 at 4:44:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8abd3828-69cc-4aad...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, March 27, 2023 at 2:13:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<75c8667a-6d51-4061...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, March 27, 2023 at 6:42:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fb974514-fc6e-4f12...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 26, 2023 at 10:59:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<76976243-6b4c-49d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, March 26, 2023 at 3:29:05 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<22a40b51-2ec3-4e1a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, March 25, 2023 at 5:59:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9e50f4c1-c604-4243...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 24, 2023 at 10:47:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<4e6545c5-de76-4e7e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 24, 2023 at 5:12:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<9756962e-2791-477a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 23, 2023 at 10:08:39 AM UTC-5, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<375e35be-6567-4637...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's what I was going to say!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Some things are better left unsaid.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes, like "Initiate ICBM launch sequence, Mildred.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have had too many Icey BM jokes. Yje Blue Ice problem has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > been
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > long
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > solved.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I have actually defecated icicles, and boy is that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > uncomfortable.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you worked it out --- in the end
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Like that dated, antiquated, joke… How did the constipated
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mathematician
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > solve his problem? He worked it out with his slide rule.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He proceeded that tool, only had Napiers Bones to help.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > He's buried at Saint Cuthbert’s’.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I will log that fact.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I invented a diaper which has two attachments on it for easy removal
> > > > > > > > > > from
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > baby; I patented it under the name "Nappy Ears”..
> > > > > > > > > But then you have to realize life is just one damp thing after another
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I realize that ; when you get to be 70 your entire life depends on
> > > > > > > > Depends.
> > > > > > > Yes, the times there are a changing. And so should you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You're right. Dylan is old enough now that he uses Depends
> > > > > So he keeps himself eval with modern times
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Who knows what eval lurks in the hearts of men ?
> > > > Bob Dylan knows.
> > > A ahadow of his former self.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There was this farmer , he got tired of farming , he moved to the city, but
> > in the city he just played computer games and fed the pigeons in the Park ,
> > and he went out and voted, so everyone said that he became a shadow of his
> > farmer self .
> He likes it in the shade
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Thu, 30 Mar 2023 17:57 UTC

On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<463afa03-18be-4c02-9a2c-d6d51121aba7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > He likes it in the shade
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite singer, Sade.

While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 31 Mar 2023 04:23 UTC

On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > He likes it in the shade
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite singer, Sade.
> While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The trial and cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates at the asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys, trained to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which gave Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
monkey house. "

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 by: Mike - Fri, 31 Mar 2023 07:54 UTC

On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<58666049-f560-4edf-abb2-215cce6808b7n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite singer,
> > > Sade.
> > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The trial and
> cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates at the
> asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys, trained
> to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which gave
> Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> monkey house. “

Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor would have
thrown a fit.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:27 UTC

On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite singer,
> > > > Sade.
> > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The trial and
> > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates at the
> > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys, trained
> > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which gave
> > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > monkey house. “
>
> Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor would have
> thrown a fit.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a coworker came along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:54 UTC

On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<044297d5-aa83-4b94-ad4a-91002c80a562n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite singer,
> > > > > Sade.
> > > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The trial and
> > > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates at the
> > > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys,
> > > trained
> > > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which gave
> > > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > > monkey house. “
> >
> > Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor would have
> > thrown a fit.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a coworker came
> along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.

So you seizure opportunitie to throw something at him...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 31 Mar 2023 23:57 UTC

On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 1:54:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
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> (in article<044297d5-aa83-4b94...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite singer,
> > > > > > Sade.
> > > > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The trial and
> > > > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates at the
> > > > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys,
> > > > trained
> > > > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which gave
> > > > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > > > monkey house. “
> > >
> > > Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor would have
> > > thrown a fit.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a coworker came
> > along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.
> So you seizure opportunitie to throw something at him...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

In high school we had a teacher named Louis Tilden Mason, and he told us a joke. It went "a guy goes into a full epileptic fit, and another guy comes up to him and says "go , man , go " I never understood that joke , I think maybe he was testing us by telling us a joke that wasn't a joke just to see if we would laugh . we did.

that's like what you can do is get about seven guys around the table and think of a joke that's not even a joke so you have one person tell it and let's say six of you are in on the joke about the joke not being a joke so when the punchline is said all six of you laugh real loud and the seventh guy you see if he laughs or not to see how much of a fake he is.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 1 Apr 2023 09:41 UTC

On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7e07545b-b875-49d4-ae7d-0a5e7c3a6a05n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 1:54:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<044297d5-aa83-4b94...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite singer,
> > > > > > > Sade.
> > > > > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The trial
> > > > > and
> > > > > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates at
> > > > > the
> > > > > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys,
> > > > > trained
> > > > > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which
> > > > > gave
> > > > > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > > > > monkey house. “
> > > >
> > > > Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor would
> > > > have
> > > > thrown a fit.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a coworker
> > > came
> > > along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.
> > So you seizure opportunitie to throw something at him...
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> In high school we had a teacher named Louis Tilden Mason, and he told us a
> joke. It went "a guy goes into a full epileptic fit, and another guy comes up
> to him and says "go , man , go " I never understood that joke , I think maybe
> he was testing us by telling us a joke that wasn't a joke just to see if we
> would laugh . we did.
>
> that's like what you can do is get about seven guys around the table and
> think of a joke that's not even a joke so you have one person tell it and
> let's say six of you are in on the joke about the joke not being a joke so
> when the punchline is said all six of you laugh real loud and the seventh guy
> you see if he laughs or not to see how much of a fake he is.

So having as fit does not fit into your sense of humor.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 1 Apr 2023 16:13 UTC

On Saturday, April 1, 2023 at 4:41:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7e07545b-b875-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 1:54:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<044297d5-aa83-4b94...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite singer,
> > > > > > > > Sade.
> > > > > > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The trial
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates at
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys,
> > > > > > trained
> > > > > > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which
> > > > > > gave
> > > > > > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > > > > > monkey house. “
> > > > >
> > > > > Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor would
> > > > > have
> > > > > thrown a fit.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a coworker
> > > > came
> > > > along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.
> > > So you seizure opportunitie to throw something at him...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > In high school we had a teacher named Louis Tilden Mason, and he told us a
> > joke. It went "a guy goes into a full epileptic fit, and another guy comes up
> > to him and says "go , man , go " I never understood that joke , I think maybe
> > he was testing us by telling us a joke that wasn't a joke just to see if we
> > would laugh . we did.
> >
> > that's like what you can do is get about seven guys around the table and
> > think of a joke that's not even a joke so you have one person tell it and
> > let's say six of you are in on the joke about the joke not being a joke so
> > when the punchline is said all six of you laugh real loud and the seventh guy
> > you see if he laughs or not to see how much of a fake he is.
> So having as fit does not fit into your sense of humor.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

you are correct . having a fit does not fit into my sense of humor. In fact here recently I have not only thrown fits, I've beat people with a cat of nine tails, thrown acid into their face , and for some odd reason they won't talk to me anymore.

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On Apr 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bb1fbf37-9361-4e61-a852-e5c6fd1e9e54n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 1, 2023 at 4:41:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7e07545b-b875-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 1:54:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<044297d5-aa83-4b94...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite
> > > > > > > > > singer,
> > > > > > > > > Sade.
> > > > > > > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The trial
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates at
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys,
> > > > > > > trained
> > > > > > > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which
> > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > > > > > > monkey house. “
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor would
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > thrown a fit.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a coworker
> > > > > came
> > > > > along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.
> > > > So you seizure opportunitie to throw something at him...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > In high school we had a teacher named Louis Tilden Mason, and he told us a
> > > joke. It went "a guy goes into a full epileptic fit, and another guy comes
> > > up
> > > to him and says "go , man , go " I never understood that joke , I think
> > > maybe
> > > he was testing us by telling us a joke that wasn't a joke just to see if we
> > > would laugh . we did.
> > >
> > > that's like what you can do is get about seven guys around the table and
> > > think of a joke that's not even a joke so you have one person tell it and
> > > let's say six of you are in on the joke about the joke not being a joke so
> > > when the punchline is said all six of you laugh real loud and the seventh
> > > guy
> > > you see if he laughs or not to see how much of a fake he is.
> > So having as fit does not fit into your sense of humor.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> you are correct . having a fit does not fit into my sense of humor. In fact
> here recently I have not only thrown fits, I've beat people with a cat of
> nine tails, thrown acid into their face , and for some odd reason they won't
> talk to me anymore.

Swear --- yes, talk no

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Mike - Sun, 2 Apr 2023 08:20 UTC

On Apr 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bb1fbf37-9361-4e61-a852-e5c6fd1e9e54n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 1, 2023 at 4:41:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7e07545b-b875-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 1:54:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<044297d5-aa83-4b94...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite
> > > > > > > > > singer,
> > > > > > > > > Sade.
> > > > > > > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The trial
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates at
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys,
> > > > > > > trained
> > > > > > > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which
> > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > > > > > > monkey house. “
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor would
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > thrown a fit.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a coworker
> > > > > came
> > > > > along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.
> > > > So you seizure opportunitie to throw something at him...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > In high school we had a teacher named Louis Tilden Mason, and he told us a
> > > joke. It went "a guy goes into a full epileptic fit, and another guy comes
> > > up
> > > to him and says "go , man , go " I never understood that joke , I think
> > > maybe
> > > he was testing us by telling us a joke that wasn't a joke just to see if we
> > > would laugh . we did.
> > >
> > > that's like what you can do is get about seven guys around the table and
> > > think of a joke that's not even a joke so you have one person tell it and
> > > let's say six of you are in on the joke about the joke not being a joke so
> > > when the punchline is said all six of you laugh real loud and the seventh
> > > guy
> > > you see if he laughs or not to see how much of a fake he is.
> > So having as fit does not fit into your sense of humor.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> you are correct . having a fit does not fit into my sense of humor. In fact
> here recently I have not only thrown fits, I've beat people with a cat of
> nine tails, thrown acid into their face , and for some odd reason they won't
> talk to me anymore.

Swaear -- yea, talk --- no

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 3 Apr 2023 02:23 UTC

On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 3:21:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bb1fbf37-9361-4e61...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 1, 2023 at 4:41:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7e07545b-b875-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 1:54:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<044297d5-aa83-4b94...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite
> > > > > > > > > > singer,
> > > > > > > > > > Sade.
> > > > > > > > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The trial
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates at
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys,
> > > > > > > > trained
> > > > > > > > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which
> > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > > > > > > > monkey house. “
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor would
> > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > thrown a fit.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a coworker
> > > > > > came
> > > > > > along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.
> > > > > So you seizure opportunitie to throw something at him...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > In high school we had a teacher named Louis Tilden Mason, and he told us a
> > > > joke. It went "a guy goes into a full epileptic fit, and another guy comes
> > > > up
> > > > to him and says "go , man , go " I never understood that joke , I think
> > > > maybe
> > > > he was testing us by telling us a joke that wasn't a joke just to see if we
> > > > would laugh . we did.
> > > >
> > > > that's like what you can do is get about seven guys around the table and
> > > > think of a joke that's not even a joke so you have one person tell it and
> > > > let's say six of you are in on the joke about the joke not being a joke so
> > > > when the punchline is said all six of you laugh real loud and the seventh
> > > > guy
> > > > you see if he laughs or not to see how much of a fake he is.
> > > So having as fit does not fit into your sense of humor.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > you are correct . having a fit does not fit into my sense of humor. In fact
> > here recently I have not only thrown fits, I've beat people with a cat of
> > nine tails, thrown acid into their face , and for some odd reason they won't
> > talk to me anymore.
> Swaear -- yea, talk --- no
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had this fellow swear at me ; he was a bailiff, and I had to put my hand on the Bible and raise my hand, and all that . It was right before my trial for indecent exposure. What the hell is decent exposure , anyway?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 3 Apr 2023 08:36 UTC

On Apr 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<56c1d2db-6151-4dce-9057-47ff1b940996n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 3:21:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bb1fbf37-9361-4e61...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 1, 2023 at 4:41:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7e07545b-b875-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 1:54:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<044297d5-aa83-4b94...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite
> > > > > > > > > > > singer,
> > > > > > > > > > > Sade.
> > > > > > > > > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The
> > > > > > > > > trial
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates
> > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys,
> > > > > > > > > trained
> > > > > > > > > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which
> > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > > > > > > > > monkey house. “
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor would
> > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > thrown a fit.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a coworker
> > > > > > > came
> > > > > > > along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.
> > > > > > So you seizure opportunitie to throw something at him...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > In high school we had a teacher named Louis Tilden Mason, and he told us
> > > > > a
> > > > > joke. It went "a guy goes into a full epileptic fit, and another guy
> > > > > comes
> > > > > up
> > > > > to him and says "go , man , go " I never understood that joke , I think
> > > > > maybe
> > > > > he was testing us by telling us a joke that wasn't a joke just to see if
> > > > > we
> > > > > would laugh . we did.
> > > > >
> > > > > that's like what you can do is get about seven guys around the table and
> > > > > think of a joke that's not even a joke so you have one person tell it and
> > > > > let's say six of you are in on the joke about the joke not being a joke
> > > > > so
> > > > > when the punchline is said all six of you laugh real loud and the seventh
> > > > > guy
> > > > > you see if he laughs or not to see how much of a fake he is.
> > > > So having as fit does not fit into your sense of humor.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > you are correct . having a fit does not fit into my sense of humor. In fact
> > > here recently I have not only thrown fits, I've beat people with a cat of
> > > nine tails, thrown acid into their face , and for some odd reason they
> > > won't
> > > talk to me anymore.
> > Swaear -- yea, talk --- no
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had this fellow swear at me ; he was a bailiff, and I had to put my hand on
> the Bible and raise my hand, and all that . It was right before my trial for
> indecent exposure. What the hell is decent exposure , anyway?

You had to limit your testimony to bet bare facts,.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 3 Apr 2023 12:09 UTC

On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 3:36:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<56c1d2db-6151-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 3:21:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bb1fbf37-9361-4e61...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 1, 2023 at 4:41:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7e07545b-b875-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 1:54:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<044297d5-aa83-4b94...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite
> > > > > > > > > > > > singer,
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sade.
> > > > > > > > > > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The
> > > > > > > > > > trial
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the inmates
> > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of monkeys,
> > > > > > > > > > trained
> > > > > > > > > > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors which
> > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > > > > > > > > > monkey house. “
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor would
> > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > thrown a fit.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a coworker
> > > > > > > > came
> > > > > > > > along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.
> > > > > > > So you seizure opportunitie to throw something at him...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > In high school we had a teacher named Louis Tilden Mason, and he told us
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > joke. It went "a guy goes into a full epileptic fit, and another guy
> > > > > > comes
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > to him and says "go , man , go " I never understood that joke , I think
> > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > he was testing us by telling us a joke that wasn't a joke just to see if
> > > > > > we
> > > > > > would laugh . we did.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > that's like what you can do is get about seven guys around the table and
> > > > > > think of a joke that's not even a joke so you have one person tell it and
> > > > > > let's say six of you are in on the joke about the joke not being a joke
> > > > > > so
> > > > > > when the punchline is said all six of you laugh real loud and the seventh
> > > > > > guy
> > > > > > you see if he laughs or not to see how much of a fake he is.
> > > > > So having as fit does not fit into your sense of humor.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > you are correct . having a fit does not fit into my sense of humor. In fact
> > > > here recently I have not only thrown fits, I've beat people with a cat of
> > > > nine tails, thrown acid into their face , and for some odd reason they
> > > > won't
> > > > talk to me anymore.
> > > Swaear -- yea, talk --- no
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had this fellow swear at me ; he was a bailiff, and I had to put my hand on
> > the Bible and raise my hand, and all that . It was right before my trial for
> > indecent exposure. What the hell is decent exposure , anyway?
> You had to limit your testimony to bet bare facts,.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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 by: Mike - Mon, 3 Apr 2023 15:14 UTC

On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 3:36:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<56c1d2db-6151-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 3:21:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<bb1fbf37-9361-4e61...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 1, 2023 at 4:41:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7e07545b-b875-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 1:54:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<044297d5-aa83-4b94...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > singer,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The
> > > > > > > > > > > trial
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the
> > > > > > > > > > > inmates
> > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of
> > > > > > > > > > > monkeys,
> > > > > > > > > > > trained
> > > > > > > > > > > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors
> > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > > > > > > > > > > monkey house. “
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor
> > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > thrown a fit.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a
> > > > > > > > > coworker
> > > > > > > > > came
> > > > > > > > > along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.
> > > > > > > > So you seizure opportunitie to throw something at him...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > In high school we had a teacher named Louis Tilden Mason, and he told
> > > > > > > us
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > joke. It went "a guy goes into a full epileptic fit, and another guy
> > > > > > > comes
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > to him and says "go , man , go " I never understood that joke , I think
> > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > he was testing us by telling us a joke that wasn't a joke just to see
> > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > would laugh . we did.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > that's like what you can do is get about seven guys around the table
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > think of a joke that's not even a joke so you have one person tell it
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > let's say six of you are in on the joke about the joke not being a joke
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > when the punchline is said all six of you laugh real loud and the
> > > > > > > seventh
> > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > you see if he laughs or not to see how much of a fake he is.
> > > > > > So having as fit does not fit into your sense of humor.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > you are correct . having a fit does not fit into my sense of humor. In
> > > > > fact
> > > > > here recently I have not only thrown fits, I've beat people with a cat of
> > > > > nine tails, thrown acid into their face , and for some odd reason they
> > > > > won't
> > > > > talk to me anymore.
> > > > Swaear -- yea, talk --- no
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had this fellow swear at me ; he was a bailiff, and I had to put my hand
> > > on
> > > the Bible and raise my hand, and all that . It was right before my trial
> > > for
> > > indecent exposure. What the hell is decent exposure , anyway?
> > You had to limit your testimony to bet bare facts,.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The bear facts. The bear facts are that the German guy was in the female
> bear, and the Czech was in the mail.


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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 4 Apr 2023 03:23 UTC

On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 10:14:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a9356e89-6e51-4e1e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 3:36:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<56c1d2db-6151-4dce...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 3:21:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<bb1fbf37-9361-4e61...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 1, 2023 at 4:41:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7e07545b-b875-49d4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 1:54:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Mar 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<044297d5-aa83-4b94...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, March 31, 2023 at 2:55:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<58666049-f560-4edf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 12:57:13 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<463afa03-18be-4c02...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, March 30, 2023 at 3:38:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Mar 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<919e186e-5658-43a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He likes it in the shade
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and while he's in the shade, he likes to listen to his favorite
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > singer,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sade.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > While you prefer the works of the Marques De Sade....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > There's a play involving the Marquis de Sade with the title "The
> > > > > > > > > > > > trial
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > cruel persecution of the Marquis de Sade as performed by the
> > > > > > > > > > > > inmates
> > > > > > > > > > > > at
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > asylum at Clarendon on the Fourth of July 1776 by a troop of
> > > > > > > > > > > > monkeys,
> > > > > > > > > > > > trained
> > > > > > > > > > > > to pick pecans and perform genital displays at the zoo visitors
> > > > > > > > > > > > which
> > > > > > > > > > > > gave
> > > > > > > > > > > > Kurt Vonnegut his idea for the novel "Welcome to the
> > > > > > > > > > > > monkey house. “
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Obviously the displays did not happen in Florida or the governor
> > > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > > have
> > > > > > > > > > > thrown a fit.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I was once a pipefitter and I had fit together two pipes and a
> > > > > > > > > > coworker
> > > > > > > > > > came
> > > > > > > > > > along and called me a name and I got so mad I threw a fit.
> > > > > > > > > So you seizure opportunitie to throw something at him...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > In high school we had a teacher named Louis Tilden Mason, and he told
> > > > > > > > us
> > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > joke. It went "a guy goes into a full epileptic fit, and another guy
> > > > > > > > comes
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > to him and says "go , man , go " I never understood that joke , I think
> > > > > > > > maybe
> > > > > > > > he was testing us by telling us a joke that wasn't a joke just to see
> > > > > > > > if
> > > > > > > > we
> > > > > > > > would laugh . we did.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > that's like what you can do is get about seven guys around the table
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > think of a joke that's not even a joke so you have one person tell it
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > let's say six of you are in on the joke about the joke not being a joke
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > when the punchline is said all six of you laugh real loud and the
> > > > > > > > seventh
> > > > > > > > guy
> > > > > > > > you see if he laughs or not to see how much of a fake he is..
> > > > > > > So having as fit does not fit into your sense of humor.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > you are correct . having a fit does not fit into my sense of humor. In
> > > > > > fact
> > > > > > here recently I have not only thrown fits, I've beat people with a cat of
> > > > > > nine tails, thrown acid into their face , and for some odd reason they
> > > > > > won't
> > > > > > talk to me anymore.
> > > > > Swaear -- yea, talk --- no
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had this fellow swear at me ; he was a bailiff, and I had to put my hand
> > > > on
> > > > the Bible and raise my hand, and all that . It was right before my trial
> > > > for
> > > > indecent exposure. What the hell is decent exposure , anyway?
> > > You had to limit your testimony to bet bare facts,.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The bear facts. The bear facts are that the German guy was in the female
> > bear, and the Czech was in the mail.
> But it was a rubber check.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx


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On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<73a9bec5-954b-4414-a1c0-010dad19719bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 10:14:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a9356e89-6e51-4e1e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > The bear facts. The bear facts are that the German guy was in the female
> > > bear, and the Czech was in the mail.
> > But it was a rubber check.
> I check my rubbers quite often. You don't want any holes in them. It's kind
> of funny , the instructions they print on condom packaging for if the condom
> breaks . It goes something like "If the condom breaks, do not panic, a
> certain percentage of all condoms will break and unfortunately you just
> experienced this . So what you need to do is set aside $8622 a year for 18
> years to help raise the resultant child.

You forgot to allow for inflation

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finding it everywhere,
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Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 4 Apr 2023 16:38 UTC

On Tuesday, April 4, 2023 at 4:02:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<73a9bec5-954b-4414...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 10:14:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a9356e89-6e51-4e1e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > The bear facts. The bear facts are that the German guy was in the female
> > > > bear, and the Czech was in the mail.
> > > But it was a rubber check.
> > I check my rubbers quite often. You don't want any holes in them. It's kind
> > of funny , the instructions they print on condom packaging for if the condom
> > breaks . It goes something like "If the condom breaks, do not panic, a
> > certain percentage of all condoms will break and unfortunately you just
> > experienced this . So what you need to do is set aside $8622 a year for 18
> > years to help raise the resultant child.
> You forgot to allow for inflation
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

OK. Then set aside $9256 a year.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 4 Apr 2023 16:53 UTC

On Apr 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<84f35caa-8d07-4f75-a454-466c3cc08bbcn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 4, 2023 at 4:02:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<73a9bec5-954b-4414...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 10:14:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<a9356e89-6e51-4e1e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > The bear facts. The bear facts are that the German guy was in the female
> > > > > bear, and the Czech was in the mail.
> > > > But it was a rubber check.
> > > I check my rubbers quite often. You don't want any holes in them. It's kind
> > > of funny , the instructions they print on condom packaging for if the
> > > condom
> > > breaks . It goes something like "If the condom breaks, do not panic, a
> > > certain percentage of all condoms will break and unfortunately you just
> > > experienced this . So what you need to do is set aside $8622 a year for 18
> > > years to help raise the resultant child.
> > You forgot to allow for inflation
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> OK. Then set aside $9256 a year.

Is that all!!!! I may have to move to Texas

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 4 Apr 2023 19:23 UTC

On Tuesday, April 4, 2023 at 11:53:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<84f35caa-8d07-4f75...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 4, 2023 at 4:02:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<73a9bec5-954b-4414...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 10:14:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<a9356e89-6e51-4e1e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > The bear facts. The bear facts are that the German guy was in the female
> > > > > > bear, and the Czech was in the mail.
> > > > > But it was a rubber check.
> > > > I check my rubbers quite often. You don't want any holes in them. It's kind
> > > > of funny , the instructions they print on condom packaging for if the
> > > > condom
> > > > breaks . It goes something like "If the condom breaks, do not panic, a
> > > > certain percentage of all condoms will break and unfortunately you just
> > > > experienced this . So what you need to do is set aside $8622 a year for 18
> > > > years to help raise the resultant child.
> > > You forgot to allow for inflation
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > OK. Then set aside $9256 a year.
> Is that all!!!! I may have to move to Texas
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Why of course , come to Texas, everyone's rich here . Supertramp knows about it:

Could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear.

They got to have 'em in Texas, 'cause everyone's a millionaire.

Except me.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 5 Apr 2023 10:47 UTC

On Apr 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b9bf65c4-b201-4278-b9a7-4a0250f3386en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 4, 2023 at 11:53:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<84f35caa-8d07-4f75...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, April 4, 2023 at 4:02:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<73a9bec5-954b-4414...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 10:14:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<a9356e89-6e51-4e1e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > The bear facts. The bear facts are that the German guy was in the
> > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > bear, and the Czech was in the mail.
> > > > > > But it was a rubber check.
> > > > > I check my rubbers quite often. You don't want any holes in them. It's
> > > > > kind
> > > > > of funny , the instructions they print on condom packaging for if the
> > > > > condom
> > > > > breaks . It goes something like "If the condom breaks, do not panic, a
> > > > > certain percentage of all condoms will break and unfortunately you just
> > > > > experienced this . So what you need to do is set aside $8622 a year for
> > > > > 18
> > > > > years to help raise the resultant child.
> > > > You forgot to allow for inflation
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > OK. Then set aside $9256 a year.
> > Is that all!!!! I may have to move to Texas
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Why of course , come to Texas, everyone's rich here . Supertramp knows about
> it:
>
> Could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear.
>
> They got to have 'em in Texas, 'cause everyone's a millionaire.
>
> Except me.

All those rich people need someone poor that they can look down on -- and you
are it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 20 Apr 2023 16:17 UTC

On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 5:47:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b9bf65c4-b201-4278...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 4, 2023 at 11:53:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<84f35caa-8d07-4f75...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, April 4, 2023 at 4:02:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<73a9bec5-954b-4414...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 10:14:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<a9356e89-6e51-4e1e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > The bear facts. The bear facts are that the German guy was in the
> > > > > > > > female
> > > > > > > > bear, and the Czech was in the mail.
> > > > > > > But it was a rubber check.
> > > > > > I check my rubbers quite often. You don't want any holes in them. It's
> > > > > > kind
> > > > > > of funny , the instructions they print on condom packaging for if the
> > > > > > condom
> > > > > > breaks . It goes something like "If the condom breaks, do not panic, a
> > > > > > certain percentage of all condoms will break and unfortunately you just
> > > > > > experienced this . So what you need to do is set aside $8622 a year for
> > > > > > 18
> > > > > > years to help raise the resultant child.
> > > > > You forgot to allow for inflation
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > OK. Then set aside $9256 a year.
> > > Is that all!!!! I may have to move to Texas
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Why of course , come to Texas, everyone's rich here . Supertramp knows about
> > it:
> >
> > Could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear.
> >
> > They got to have 'em in Texas, 'cause everyone's a millionaire.
> >
> > Except me.
> All those rich people need someone poor that they can look down on -- and you
> are it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

i'm not poor monetarily wise, I'm just poor in spirit because of associating with you.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 20 Apr 2023 19:00 UTC

On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c34950c3-18ef-4e81-9e80-ad75ca9d2b5en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 5:47:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b9bf65c4-b201-4278...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > OK. Then set aside $9256 a year.
> > > > Is that all!!!! I may have to move to Texas
> > > Why of course , come to Texas, everyone's rich here . Supertramp knows
> > > about
> > > it:
> > >
> > > Could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear.
> > >
> > > They got to have 'em in Texas, 'cause everyone's a millionaire.
> > >
> > > Except me.
> > All those rich people need someone poor that they can look down on -- and
> > you
> > are it.
>
> i'm not poor monetarily wise, I'm just poor in spirit because of associating
> with you.

Your consumption alone is keeping up the return on my stock in Old Overholt

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 20 Apr 2023 19:45 UTC

On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 2:00:16 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c34950c3-18ef-4e81...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 5:47:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b9bf65c4-b201-4278...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > OK. Then set aside $9256 a year.
> > > > > Is that all!!!! I may have to move to Texas
> > > > Why of course , come to Texas, everyone's rich here . Supertramp knows
> > > > about
> > > > it:
> > > >
> > > > Could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear.
> > > >
> > > > They got to have 'em in Texas, 'cause everyone's a millionaire.
> > > >
> > > > Except me.
> > > All those rich people need someone poor that they can look down on -- and
> > > you
> > > are it.
> >
> > i'm not poor monetarily wise, I'm just poor in spirit because of associating
> > with you.
> Your consumption alone is keeping up the return on my stock in Old Overholt
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Old Overholt? Not on your life . I'm a connoisseur of Night Train, the preferred wine of winos whose livers are 99% gone.
And besides , what are you doing fooling around with stocks ???? Go out to Las Vegas where you can gamble your money away and then in the evening you can go to a show with some nice dancing girls.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 21 Apr 2023 11:30 UTC

On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5a5c0ec0-aae0-4645-ae3d-5612c6415ab0n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > All those rich people need someone poor that they can look down on -- and
> > > > you
> > > > are it.
> > >
> > > i'm not poor monetarily wise, I'm just poor in spirit because of
> > > associating
> > > with you.
> > Your consumption alone is keeping up the return on my stock in Old Overholt
> Old Overholt? Not on your life . I'm a connoisseur of Night Train, the
> preferred wine of winos whose livers are 99% gone.
> And besides , what are you doing fooling around with stocks ???? Go out to
> Las Vegas where you can gamble your money away and then in the evening you
> can go to a show with some nice dancing girls.

But you have yo go all the way to Parhump for the ones who do the Horizontal
Hula.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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