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 by: Mike - Tue, 19 Sep 2023 07:44 UTC

On Sep 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b3398eb0-d7a4-48dc-8a48-41770effbbcfn@googlegroups.com>):

> > >
> > > No, you misunderstand. I meant wild drives Billy used to come out here and
> > > the big game was to drive right by a pecan tree as close as you could but
> > > then I was good at it. He wasn't too good at it and drove the jeep ride
> > > into
> > > a pecan tree and dad came over and looked at the jeep and he said I was
> > > gonna
> > > get some money for this jeep.
> > But Eugene would have prefferd being brought to the hospital.
>
> In those old Popeye cartoons there was this little creature called the jeep
> and it went around saying Jeep Jeep Jeep what did that mean Jeep Jeep Jeep? I
> have no idea Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep,
> Jeep, Jeep.

You can either have an expensive vehicle or a jeep one.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 19 Sep 2023 20:36 UTC

On Tuesday, September 19, 2023 at 2:44:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b3398eb0-d7a4-48dc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > No, you misunderstand. I meant wild drives Billy used to come out here and
> > > > the big game was to drive right by a pecan tree as close as you could but
> > > > then I was good at it. He wasn't too good at it and drove the jeep ride
> > > > into
> > > > a pecan tree and dad came over and looked at the jeep and he said I was
> > > > gonna
> > > > get some money for this jeep.
> > > But Eugene would have prefferd being brought to the hospital.
> >
> > In those old Popeye cartoons there was this little creature called the jeep
> > and it went around saying Jeep Jeep Jeep what did that mean Jeep Jeep Jeep? I
> > have no idea Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep,
> > Jeep, Jeep.
> You can either have an expensive vehicle or a jeep one.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

jeeps used to be pretty cheap, but now they're expensive.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 20 Sep 2023 09:07 UTC

On Sep 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3b7132fc-0067-48ca-bab6-c4faaf80b669n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > But Eugene would have prefferd being brought to the hospital.
> > >
> > > In those old Popeye cartoons there was this little creature called the jeep
> > > and it went around saying Jeep Jeep Jeep what did that mean Jeep Jeep
> > > Jeep? I
> > > have no idea Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep,
> > > Jeep, Jeep.
> > You can either have an expensive vehicle or a jeep one.
> jeeps used to be pretty cheap, but now they're expensive.

And cheap is for the birds.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 20 Sep 2023 18:15 UTC

On Wednesday, September 20, 2023 at 4:07:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3b7132fc-0067-48ca...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > But Eugene would have prefferd being brought to the hospital.
> > > >
> > > > In those old Popeye cartoons there was this little creature called the jeep
> > > > and it went around saying Jeep Jeep Jeep what did that mean Jeep Jeep
> > > > Jeep? I
> > > > have no idea Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep,
> > > > Jeep, Jeep.
> > > You can either have an expensive vehicle or a jeep one.
> > jeeps used to be pretty cheap, but now they're expensive.
> And cheap is for the birds.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had a parrot to sell, so this fellow came over to look at her and he asked how much is it, and she said "cheep, cheep".

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 by: Mike - Thu, 21 Sep 2023 10:34 UTC

On Sep 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > You can either have an expensive vehicle or a jeep one.
> > > jeeps used to be pretty cheap, but now they're expensive.
> > And cheap is for the birds.
> I had a parrot to sell, so this fellow came over to look at her and he asked
> how much is it, and she said "cheep, cheep”.

Why would Jack Benny want a parrot???

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 21 Sep 2023 17:17 UTC

On Thursday, September 21, 2023 at 5:34:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<00d0cd7d-44ea-4f11...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You can either have an expensive vehicle or a jeep one.
> > > > jeeps used to be pretty cheap, but now they're expensive.
> > > And cheap is for the birds.
> > I had a parrot to sell, so this fellow came over to look at her and he asked
> > how much is it, and she said "cheep, cheep”.
> Why would Jack Benny want a parrot???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So he could teach it to say nothing but "Mortimer?"

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 09:07 UTC

On Sep 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > You can either have an expensive vehicle or a jeep one.
> > > > > jeeps used to be pretty cheap, but now they're expensive.
> > > > And cheap is for the birds.
> > > I had a parrot to sell, so this fellow came over to look at her and he
> > > asked
> > > how much is it, and she said "cheep, cheep”.
> > Why would Jack Benny want a parrot???
> So he could teach it to say nothing but "Mortimer?
No, that would be Edgar Bergen

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 19:40 UTC

On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 4:07:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<224cbede-9238-43af...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > You can either have an expensive vehicle or a jeep one.
> > > > > > jeeps used to be pretty cheap, but now they're expensive.
> > > > > And cheap is for the birds.
> > > > I had a parrot to sell, so this fellow came over to look at her and he
> > > > asked
> > > > how much is it, and she said "cheep, cheep”.
> > > Why would Jack Benny want a parrot???
> > So he could teach it to say nothing but "Mortimer?
> No, that would be Edgar Bergen
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Many people who play dice put the dice in a can before they throw them, so you can say that they Candice.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 20:01 UTC

On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d01cd14a-d410-4181-940e-8760b319b29fn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > And cheap is for the birds.
> > > > > I had a parrot to sell, so this fellow came over to look at her and he
> > > > > asked
> > > > > how much is it, and she said "cheep, cheep”.
> > > > Why would Jack Benny want a parrot???
> > > So he could teach it to say nothing but "Mortimer?
> > No, that would be Edgar Bergen
>
> Many people who play dice put the dice in a can before they throw them, so
> you can say that they Candice.

That was a kinker....

Michael LeVine
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diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 22:00 UTC

On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 3:02:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d01cd14a-d410-4181...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > And cheap is for the birds.
> > > > > > I had a parrot to sell, so this fellow came over to look at her and he
> > > > > > asked
> > > > > > how much is it, and she said "cheep, cheep”.
> > > > > Why would Jack Benny want a parrot???
> > > > So he could teach it to say nothing but "Mortimer?
> > > No, that would be Edgar Bergen
> >
> > Many people who play dice put the dice in a can before they throw them, so
> > you can say that they Candice.
> That was a kinker....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

all I can say is that you're a lot kinkier than me.

It's like that book "I'm OK ,'you're OK ,'but what about that guy with the sheep?"

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 by: Mike - Sat, 23 Sep 2023 09:10 UTC

On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0d13fc9a-a296-48d7-93df-4eb1637a8674n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Why would Jack Benny want a parrot???
> > > > > So he could teach it to say nothing but "Mortimer?
> > > > No, that would be Edgar Bergen
> > >
> > > Many people who play dice put the dice in a can before they throw them, so
> > > you can say that they Candice.
>
> all I can say is that you're a lot kinkier than me.
>
> It's like that book "I'm OK ,'you're OK ,'but what about that guy with the
> sheep?”
Spell corrector struckl again -- that should have read Klinker

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 23 Sep 2023 14:53 UTC

On Saturday, September 23, 2023 at 4:10:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0d13fc9a-a296-48d7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Why would Jack Benny want a parrot???
> > > > > > So he could teach it to say nothing but "Mortimer?
> > > > > No, that would be Edgar Bergen
> > > >
> > > > Many people who play dice put the dice in a can before they throw them, so
> > > > you can say that they Candice.
> >
> > all I can say is that you're a lot kinkier than me.
> >
> > It's like that book "I'm OK ,'you're OK ,'but what about that guy with the
> > sheep?”
> Spell corrector struckl again -- that should have read Klinker
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

is Mr. Klinker related to Colonel Klink on hogans heroes?

You know , they never did solve Bob Crane's murder.
It was either he was robbed and tied up and left for dead or he was into some kind of weird bondage thing that only I had experienced before.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 09:31 UTC

On Sep 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > Many people who play dice put the dice in a can before they throw them,
> > > > > so
> > > > > you can say that they Candice.
> > >
> > > all I can say is that you're a lot kinkier than me.
> > >
> > > It's like that book "I'm OK ,'you're OK ,'but what about that guy with the
> > > sheep?”
> > Spell corrector struckl again -- that should have read Klinker
> is Mr. Klinker related to Colonel Klink on hogans heroes?
>
> You know , they never did solve Bob Crane's murder.
> It was either he was robbed and tied up and left for dead or he was into some
> kind of weird bondage thing that only I had experienced before.

You are confusing him with David Carradine

Michael LeVine
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and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 19:00 UTC

On Sunday, September 24, 2023 at 4:32:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<78125ef7-f066-4bde...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Many people who play dice put the dice in a can before they throw them,
> > > > > > so
> > > > > > you can say that they Candice.
> > > >
> > > > all I can say is that you're a lot kinkier than me.
> > > >
> > > > It's like that book "I'm OK ,'you're OK ,'but what about that guy with the
> > > > sheep?”
> > > Spell corrector struckl again -- that should have read Klinker
> > is Mr. Klinker related to Colonel Klink on hogans heroes?
> >
> > You know , they never did solve Bob Crane's murder.
> > It was either he was robbed and tied up and left for dead or he was into some
> > kind of weird bondage thing that only I had experienced before.
> You are confusing him with David Carradine
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

well, reading wiki, apparently Carradine died of hanging, perhaps the auto erotic enhancement type , Crane was most likely murdered (bludgeoned to death), by his friend (some friend) ,so I'm not confusing the two.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 19:32 UTC

On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e4e4da0f-f71e-49ea-8ead-3c550d75a670n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > It's like that book "I'm OK ,'you're OK ,'but what about that guy with
> > > > > the
> > > > > sheep?”
> > > > Spell corrector struckl again -- that should have read Klinker
> > > is Mr. Klinker related to Colonel Klink on hogans heroes?
> > > You know , they never did solve Bob Crane's murder.
> > > It was either he was robbed and tied up and left for dead or he was into
> > > some
> > > kind of weird bondage thing that only I had experienced before.
> > You are confusing him with David Carradine well, reading wiki, apparently Carradine died of hanging, perhaps the auto
> erotic enhancement type , Crane was most likely murdered (bludgeoned to
> death), by his friend (some friend) ,so I'm not confusing the two.

We remain disagreed. A deadlock.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 22:39 UTC

On Sunday, September 24, 2023 at 2:32:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e4e4da0f-f71e-49ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > It's like that book "I'm OK ,'you're OK ,'but what about that guy with
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > sheep?”
> > > > > Spell corrector struckl again -- that should have read Klinker
> > > > is Mr. Klinker related to Colonel Klink on hogans heroes?
> > > > You know , they never did solve Bob Crane's murder.
> > > > It was either he was robbed and tied up and left for dead or he was into
> > > > some
> > > > kind of weird bondage thing that only I had experienced before.
> > > You are confusing him with David Carradine well, reading wiki, apparently Carradine died of hanging, perhaps the auto
> > erotic enhancement type , Crane was most likely murdered (bludgeoned to
> > death), by his friend (some friend) ,so I'm not confusing the two.
> We remain disagreed. A deadlock.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

How did you know I've adopted that black hairstyle?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 25 Sep 2023 10:14 UTC

On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3ccf108b-325c-4eb7-a2c7-8d6762eb67bbn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > You are confusing him with David Carradine well, reading wiki, apparently
> > > > Carradine died of hanging, perhaps the auto
> > > erotic enhancement type , Crane was most likely murdered (bludgeoned to
> > > death), by his friend (some friend) ,so I'm not confusing the two.
> > We remain disagreed. A deadlock.
> How did you know I've adopted that black hairstyle?

Did not have to, Even thou most will not admit it, much of
black(or whatever the current politically correct term is) culture
has been adopted by the white culture.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 25 Sep 2023 19:26 UTC

On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 5:14:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3ccf108b-325c-4eb7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You are confusing him with David Carradine well, reading wiki, apparently
> > > > > Carradine died of hanging, perhaps the auto
> > > > erotic enhancement type , Crane was most likely murdered (bludgeoned to
> > > > death), by his friend (some friend) ,so I'm not confusing the two.
> > > We remain disagreed. A deadlock.
> > How did you know I've adopted that black hairstyle?
> Did not have to, Even thou most will not admit it, much of
> black(or whatever the current politically correct term is) culture
> has been adopted by the white culture.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Vonnegut in his novel "Breakfast of Champions" describes a sex toy that is slipped over a man's real penis and it gives him "a few extra inches to thrill his wife with."
It's just like a man who buys a TV and the cord isn't quite long enough and his wife really likes TV and so he buys an extension cord so he can thrill his wife with extra inches.
I bought one of those penis extenders and I went around telling people
that I'm black.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 26 Sep 2023 07:58 UTC

On Sep 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5b63f986-bd96-49fd-9e56-de1562375122n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > , Crane was most likely murdered (bludgeoned to death), by his friend (some friend) ,so I'm not confusing the two.
> > > > We remain disagreed. A deadlock.
> > > How did you know I've adopted that black hairstyle?
> > Did not have to, Even thou most will not admit it, much of
> > black(or whatever the current politically correct term is) culture
> > has been adopted by the white culture.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Vonnegut in his novel "Breakfast of Champions" describes a sex toy that is
> slipped over a man's real penis and it gives him "a few extra inches to
> thrill his wife with."
> It's just like a man who buys a TV and the cord isn't quite long enough and
> his wife really likes TV and so he buys an extension cord so he can thrill
> his wife with extra inches.
> I bought one of those penis extenders and I went around telling people
> that I'm black.

And what kind of scam are you trying to pitch now???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 26 Sep 2023 19:03 UTC

On Tuesday, September 26, 2023 at 2:58:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5b63f986-bd96-49fd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > , Crane was most likely murdered (bludgeoned to death), by his friend (some friend) ,so I'm not confusing the two.
> > > > > We remain disagreed. A deadlock.
> > > > How did you know I've adopted that black hairstyle?
> > > Did not have to, Even thou most will not admit it, much of
> > > black(or whatever the current politically correct term is) culture
> > > has been adopted by the white culture.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Vonnegut in his novel "Breakfast of Champions" describes a sex toy that is
> > slipped over a man's real penis and it gives him "a few extra inches to
> > thrill his wife with."
> > It's just like a man who buys a TV and the cord isn't quite long enough and
> > his wife really likes TV and so he buys an extension cord so he can thrill
> > his wife with extra inches.
> > I bought one of those penis extenders and I went around telling people
> > that I'm black.
> And what kind of scam are you trying to pitch now???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The scam is "Buy this penis extender for $100 and become a black person."

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 by: Mike - Wed, 27 Sep 2023 09:17 UTC

On Sep 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > Vonnegut in his novel "Breakfast of Champions" describes a sex toy that is
> > > slipped over a man's real penis and it gives him "a few extra inches to
> > > thrill his wife with."
> > > It's just like a man who buys a TV and the cord isn't quite long enough and
> > > his wife really likes TV and so he buys an extension cord so he can thrill
> > > his wife with extra inches.
> > > I bought one of those penis extenders and I went around telling people
> > > that I'm black.
> > And what kind of scam are you trying to pitch now???
> The scam is "Buy this penis extender for $100 and become a black person.”
Not needed. My age spots are already making that change.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 27 Sep 2023 10:43 UTC

On Wednesday, September 27, 2023 at 4:17:54 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<47275076-ba6a-44fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Vonnegut in his novel "Breakfast of Champions" describes a sex toy that is
> > > > slipped over a man's real penis and it gives him "a few extra inches to
> > > > thrill his wife with."
> > > > It's just like a man who buys a TV and the cord isn't quite long enough and
> > > > his wife really likes TV and so he buys an extension cord so he can thrill
> > > > his wife with extra inches.
> > > > I bought one of those penis extenders and I went around telling people
> > > > that I'm black.
> > > And what kind of scam are you trying to pitch now???
> > The scam is "Buy this penis extender for $100 and become a black person..”
> Not needed. My age spots are already making that change.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Of course, for me, I'd need a 12 inch extension to
bring my laughable manhood up to the 15 inch length of a typical black Johnson.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:36 UTC

On Sep 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ebfd3151-0d58-4651-90ae-86b1ac1cb8fan@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > And what kind of scam are you trying to pitch now???
> > > The scam is "Buy this penis extender for $100 and become a black person.”
> > Not needed. My age spots are already making that change.
>
> Of course, for me, I'd need a 12 inch extension to
> bring my laughable manhood up to the 15 inch length of a typical black
> Johnson.

So you feel the need to measure the competition to further your feeling of
inadequacy??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:42 UTC

On Wednesday, September 27, 2023 at 8:36:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ebfd3151-0d58-4651...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > And what kind of scam are you trying to pitch now???
> > > > The scam is "Buy this penis extender for $100 and become a black person.”
> > > Not needed. My age spots are already making that change.
> >
> > Of course, for me, I'd need a 12 inch extension to
> > bring my laughable manhood up to the 15 inch length of a typical black
> > Johnson.
> So you feel the need to measure the competition to further your feeling of
> inadequacy??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No need to measure anything, Mike , those statistics on the average length of the male black penis are published online , just like every other fact in the entire universe is available online if you just go look for it.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 28 Sep 2023 08:27 UTC

On Sep 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<52e5dac5-206b-4938-8c36-3e8224efe648n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > Of course, for me, I'd need a 12 inch extension to
> > > bring my laughable manhood up to the 15 inch length of a typical black
> > > Johnson.
> > So you feel the need to measure the competition to further your feeling of
> > inadequacy?? No need to measure anything, Mike , those statistics on the average length of
> the male black penis are published online , just like every other fact in the
> entire universe is available online if you just go look for it.

So you take the lazy way out.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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