On Monday, September 11, 2023 at 9:27:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<382c69d6-efc0-4381...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > and it's like this wonderful idea called reparations .
> > > > who gets the money ? does your black neighbor down the street get a hundred
> > > > million bucks , the other black neighbor down the street get $20 I mean
> > > > let's
> > > > not just have it apply to slavery in the 1850s what about people that
> > > > constructed the great pyramid of Giza ? their descendents need money too.
> > > Its like class action suits. The court awards millions most of which fgo to
> > > the lawyers
> > > and the injured parties get small change. yes, those class action rewards you get a notice in the mail like "you didn't
> > even know you were part of this class action suit but your reward from the
> > Farkle burger amnesia suit is 22 cents. it resides in Farkleberry national
> > bank in Cuero, Texas , 30 miles from you . thank you and have a pleasant
> > tomorrow”
> But think of all those hungry lawyers kept from starving
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?

An indication that a rumor got out amongst them that there's a juicy personal injury suit down there.

On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<471fd540-a155-4c52-943a-b12f6dc4eac1n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Its like class action suits. The court awards millions most of which fgo
> > > > to
> > > > the lawyers
> > > > and the injured parties get small change. yes, those class action rewards
> > > > you get a notice in the mail like "you didn't
> > > even know you were part of this class action suit but your reward from the
> > > Farkle burger amnesia suit is 22 cents. it resides in Farkleberry national
> > > bank in Cuero, Texas , 30 miles from you . thank you and have a pleasant
> > > tomorrow”
> > But think of all those hungry lawyers kept from starving
> What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?
>
> An indication that a rumor got out amongst them that there's a juicy personal
> injury suit down there.

How about I put an ambulance siren on a boat in the ocean to attract more.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, September 12, 2023 at 1:46:24 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<471fd540-a155-4c52...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Its like class action suits. The court awards millions most of which fgo
> > > > > to
> > > > > the lawyers
> > > > > and the injured parties get small change. yes, those class action rewards
> > > > > you get a notice in the mail like "you didn't
> > > > even know you were part of this class action suit but your reward from the
> > > > Farkle burger amnesia suit is 22 cents. it resides in Farkleberry national
> > > > bank in Cuero, Texas , 30 miles from you . thank you and have a pleasant
> > > > tomorrow”
> > > But think of all those hungry lawyers kept from starving
> > What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?
> >
> > An indication that a rumor got out amongst them that there's a juicy personal
> > injury suit down there.
> How about I put an ambulance siren on a boat in the ocean to attract more..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this planet where the inhabitants' throats were so big that when they went out drinking they would use an ambulance chaser.

On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<39ae52ea-2360-4d7d-b151-110d8a28cf44n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > even know you were part of this class action suit but your reward from
> > > > > the
> > > > > Farkle burger amnesia suit is 22 cents. it resides in Farkleberry
> > > > > national
> > > > > bank in Cuero, Texas , 30 miles from you . thank you and have a pleasant
> > > > > tomorrow”
> > > > But think of all those hungry lawyers kept from starving
> > > What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?
> > >
> > > An indication that a rumor got out amongst them that there's a juicy
> > > personal
> > > injury suit down there.
> > How about I put an ambulance siren on a boat in the ocean to attract more.
>
> there was this planet where the inhabitants' throats were so big that when
> they went out drinking they would use an ambulance chaser.

And not you as you are not chaste...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 5:46:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<39ae52ea-2360-4d7d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > even know you were part of this class action suit but your reward from
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > Farkle burger amnesia suit is 22 cents. it resides in Farkleberry
> > > > > > national
> > > > > > bank in Cuero, Texas , 30 miles from you . thank you and have a pleasant
> > > > > > tomorrow”
> > > > > But think of all those hungry lawyers kept from starving
> > > > What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?
> > > >
> > > > An indication that a rumor got out amongst them that there's a juicy
> > > > personal
> > > > injury suit down there.
> > > How about I put an ambulance siren on a boat in the ocean to attract more.
> >
> > there was this planet where the inhabitants' throats were so big that when
> > they went out drinking they would use an ambulance chaser.
> And not you as you are not chaste...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes, I am chaste:

By Darlene and her three beautiful sisters,

I can hardly outrun them.

They want sex with me so bad.

On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8eb33cdc-3560-458a-92ee-a26b928fd564n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > But think of all those hungry lawyers kept from starving
> > > > > What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?
> > > > >
> > > > > An indication that a rumor got out amongst them that there's a juicy
> > > > > personal
> > > > > injury suit down there.
> > > > How about I put an ambulance siren on a boat in the ocean to attract more.
> > >
> > > there was this planet where the inhabitants' throats were so big that when
> > > they went out drinking they would use an ambulance chaser.
> > And not you as you are not chaste... yes, I am chaste:
>
> By Darlene and her three beautiful sisters,
>
> I can hardly outrun them.
>
> They want sex with me so bad.

And if there is anyone who can give them bad sex ----

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 9:55:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8eb33cdc-3560-458a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But think of all those hungry lawyers kept from starving
> > > > > > What do you call 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > An indication that a rumor got out amongst them that there's a juicy
> > > > > > personal
> > > > > > injury suit down there.
> > > > > How about I put an ambulance siren on a boat in the ocean to attract more.
> > > >
> > > > there was this planet where the inhabitants' throats were so big that when
> > > > they went out drinking they would use an ambulance chaser.
> > > And not you as you are not chaste... yes, I am chaste:
> >
> > By Darlene and her three beautiful sisters,
> >
> > I can hardly outrun them.
> >
> > They want sex with me so bad.
> And if there is anyone who can give them bad sex ----
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Ha: You didn't specify the referent of "anybody", so we can say itz YOU!!!!! with the bad sex stuff.

On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<57b03315-b9ad-4247-bb7f-836de25c2eccn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > How about I put an ambulance siren on a boat in the ocean to attract
> > > > > > more. there was this planet where the inhabitants' throats were so big that
> > > > > when
> > > > > they went out drinking they would use an ambulance chaser.
> > > > And not you as you are not chaste... yes, I am chaste: By Darlene and her three beautiful sisters,
> > >
> > > I can hardly outrun them.
> > >
> > > They want sex with me so bad.
> > And if there is anyone who can give them bad sex ----
>
> Ha: You didn't specify the referent of "anybody", so we can say itz YOU!!!!!
> with the bad sex stuff.

So, you do not like to advertise!!!!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, September 14, 2023 at 3:44:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<57b03315-b9ad-4247...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > How about I put an ambulance siren on a boat in the ocean to attract
> > > > > > > more. there was this planet where the inhabitants' throats were so big that
> > > > > > when
> > > > > > they went out drinking they would use an ambulance chaser.
> > > > > And not you as you are not chaste... yes, I am chaste: By Darlene and her three beautiful sisters,
> > > >
> > > > I can hardly outrun them.
> > > >
> > > > They want sex with me so bad.
> > > And if there is anyone who can give them bad sex ----
> >
> > Ha: You didn't specify the referent of "anybody", so we can say itz YOU!!!!!
> > with the bad sex stuff.
> So, you do not like to advertise!!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, I do like to advertise. I like to advertise that sex is bad with me because that way the girls avoid me and that's best because of me simultaneously having AIDS and gonorrhea and syphilis and herpes and you name it.

On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fcc03bd2-1c64-47a6-8023-2e6338fb7d16n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I can hardly outrun them.
> > > > >
> > > > > They want sex with me so bad.
> > > > And if there is anyone who can give them bad sex ----
> > >
> > > Ha: You didn't specify the referent of "anybody", so we can say itz
> > > YOU!!!!!
> > > with the bad sex stuff.
> > So, you do not like to advertise!!!!
> Yes, I do like to advertise. I like to advertise that sex is bad with me
> because that way the girls avoid me and that's best because of me
> simultaneously having AIDS and gonorrhea and syphilis and herpes and you name
> it.

All this talk about sex shows you have a one crack mind.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, September 14, 2023 at 2:07:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fcc03bd2-1c64-47a6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I can hardly outrun them.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > They want sex with me so bad.
> > > > > And if there is anyone who can give them bad sex ----
> > > >
> > > > Ha: You didn't specify the referent of "anybody", so we can say itz
> > > > YOU!!!!!
> > > > with the bad sex stuff.
> > > So, you do not like to advertise!!!!
> > Yes, I do like to advertise. I like to advertise that sex is bad with me
> > because that way the girls avoid me and that's best because of me
> > simultaneously having AIDS and gonorrhea and syphilis and herpes and you name
> > it.
> All this talk about sex shows you have a one crack mind.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

wayback , when and where did Tony Orlando wake up? At the cracks of Dawn.

> > > > > with the bad sex stuff.
> > > > So, you do not like to advertise!!!!
> > > Yes, I do like to advertise. I like to advertise that sex is bad with me
> > > because that way the girls avoid me and that's best because of me
> > > simultaneously having AIDS and gonorrhea and syphilis and herpes and you
> > > name
> > > it.
> > All this talk about sex shows you have a one crack mind.
>
> wayback , when and where did Tony Orlando wake up? At the cracks of Dawn.

Now you are just ribbon me

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, September 15, 2023 at 2:39:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > with the bad sex stuff.
> > > > > So, you do not like to advertise!!!!
> > > > Yes, I do like to advertise. I like to advertise that sex is bad with me
> > > > because that way the girls avoid me and that's best because of me
> > > > simultaneously having AIDS and gonorrhea and syphilis and herpes and you
> > > > name
> > > > it.
> > > All this talk about sex shows you have a one crack mind.
> >
> > wayback , when and where did Tony Orlando wake up? At the cracks of Dawn.
> Now you are just ribbon me
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had to do a stretch in prison, because I tried to save the globe from catastrophe, but my intentions were misinterpreted as trying to destroy the globe so I was thrown into Sing-Sing where I could practice my singing, I was finally let out in. I got a letter off to my lady love that she should tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree as a signal as to whether we should reunite or not. I was in anticipation of whether I would see that ribbon or not and we got to the old oak tree and she was there with a 30-06 and killed me.

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<701f9f3f-5de9-46da-9d8d-3974aedcc188n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > All this talk about sex shows you have a one crack mind.
> > >
> > > wayback , when and where did Tony Orlando wake up? At the cracks of Dawn.
> > Now you are just ribbon me
>
> I had to do a stretch in prison, because I tried to save the globe from
> catastrophe, but my intentions were misinterpreted as trying to destroy the
> globe so I was thrown into Sing-Sing where I could practice my singing, I was
> finally let out in. I got a letter off to my lady love that she should tie a
> yellow ribbon around the old oak tree as a signal as to whether we should
> reunite or not. I was in anticipation of whether I would see that ribbon or
> not and we got to the old oak tree and she was there with a 30-06 and killed
> me.

Even a cat has only 9 lives, and you have been killed many more times than
that.
Do you have someone on call to keep during you in the Pet Semetery?

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, September 15, 2023 at 10:14:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<701f9f3f-5de9-46da...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > All this talk about sex shows you have a one crack mind.
> > > >
> > > > wayback , when and where did Tony Orlando wake up? At the cracks of Dawn.
> > > Now you are just ribbon me
> >
> > I had to do a stretch in prison, because I tried to save the globe from
> > catastrophe, but my intentions were misinterpreted as trying to destroy the
> > globe so I was thrown into Sing-Sing where I could practice my singing, I was
> > finally let out in. I got a letter off to my lady love that she should tie a
> > yellow ribbon around the old oak tree as a signal as to whether we should
> > reunite or not. I was in anticipation of whether I would see that ribbon or
> > not and we got to the old oak tree and she was there with a 30-06 and killed
> > me.
> Even a cat has only 9 lives, and you have been killed many more times than
> that.
> Do you have someone on call to keep during you in the Pet Semetery?
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

hey, buddy, this is no fair. I have severe short-term memory loss, so I can't remember everything I do just as perfectly as you do.

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5d87d483-eeb3-47ca-b858-2bfe87a7ec2fn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > yellow ribbon around the old oak tree as a signal as to whether we should
> > > reunite or not. I was in anticipation of whether I would see that ribbon or
> > > not and we got to the old oak tree and she was there with a 30-06 and
> > > killed
> > > me.
> > Even a cat has only 9 lives, and you have been killed many more times than
> > that.
> > Do you have someone on call to keep during you in the Pet Semetery?
>
> hey, buddy, this is no fair. I have severe short-term memory loss, so I can't
> remember everything I do just as perfectly as you do.

I don;t have to remember . I just accuse you of forgetting
And you don’t recall that you didn’t say/do what I said you did

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, September 15, 2023 at 3:33:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5d87d483-eeb3-47ca...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > yellow ribbon around the old oak tree as a signal as to whether we should
> > > > reunite or not. I was in anticipation of whether I would see that ribbon or
> > > > not and we got to the old oak tree and she was there with a 30-06 and
> > > > killed
> > > > me.
> > > Even a cat has only 9 lives, and you have been killed many more times than
> > > that.
> > > Do you have someone on call to keep during you in the Pet Semetery?
> >
> > hey, buddy, this is no fair. I have severe short-term memory loss, so I can't
> > remember everything I do just as perfectly as you do.
> I don;t have to remember . I just accuse you of forgetting
> And you don’t recall that you didn’t say/do what I said you did
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Who are you again?

> > > > Even a cat has only 9 lives, and you have been killed many more times than
> > > > that.
> > > > Do you have someone on call to keep during you in the Pet Semetery?
> > >
> > > hey, buddy, this is no fair. I have severe short-term memory loss, so I
> > > can't
> > > remember everything I do just as perfectly as you do.
> > I don;t have to remember . I just accuse you of forgetting
> > And you don’t recall that you didn’t say/do what I said you did
> Who are you again?

Thats for you to worry about till I choose to do the dirty to you.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, September 16, 2023 at 4:11:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > Even a cat has only 9 lives, and you have been killed many more times than
> > > > > that.
> > > > > Do you have someone on call to keep during you in the Pet Semetery?
> > > >
> > > > hey, buddy, this is no fair. I have severe short-term memory loss, so I
> > > > can't
> > > > remember everything I do just as perfectly as you do.
> > > I don;t have to remember . I just accuse you of forgetting
> > > And you don’t recall that you didn’t say/do what I said you did
> > Who are you again?
>
> Thats for you to worry about till I choose to do the dirty to you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

and you get on my case for talking about me being killed
I know what you're gonna do , you're gonna hide in the bushes up by the highway and kill me as I drive by, right?

On Sep 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5c79609b-44bb-4d85-9542-e95d8044961en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > hey, buddy, this is no fair. I have severe short-term memory loss, so I
> > > > > can't
> > > > > remember everything I do just as perfectly as you do.
> > > > I don;t have to remember . I just accuse you of forgetting
> > > > And you don’t recall that you didn’t say/do what I said you did
> > > Who are you again? Thats for you to worry about till I choose to do the dirty to you.
>
> and you get on my case for talking about me being killed
> I know what you're gonna do , you're gonna hide in the bushes up by the
> highway and kill me as I drive by, right?

You can drive????

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, September 17, 2023 at 3:31:55 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5c79609b-44bb-4d85...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > hey, buddy, this is no fair. I have severe short-term memory loss, so I
> > > > > > can't
> > > > > > remember everything I do just as perfectly as you do.
> > > > > I don;t have to remember . I just accuse you of forgetting
> > > > > And you don’t recall that you didn’t say/do what I said you did
> > > > Who are you again? Thats for you to worry about till I choose to do the dirty to you.
> >
> > and you get on my case for talking about me being killed
> > I know what you're gonna do , you're gonna hide in the bushes up by the
> > highway and kill me as I drive by, right?
> You can drive????
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Such insults. But I tell you, you're very close to the circumstance where I just quit this group and you're gonna have to get Elle back in here so y'all can have a love affair.

oh , you wanted a pun. Yes I can drive, I have a wild drives. The cattle out here are nervous.

On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<312aefa1-302a-4577-82a5-510736331ee9n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I don;t have to remember . I just accuse you of forgetting
> > > > > > And you don’t recall that you didn’t say/do what I said you did
> > > > > Who are you again? Thats for you to worry about till I choose to do the
> > > > > dirty to you.
> > >
> > > and you get on my case for talking about me being killed
> > > I know what you're gonna do , you're gonna hide in the bushes up by the
> > > highway and kill me as I drive by, right?
> > You can drive????
> \Such insults. But I tell you, you're very close to the circumstance where I
> just quit this group and you're gonna have to get Elle back in here so y'all
> can have a love affair.
>
> oh , you wanted a pun. Yes I can drive, I have a wild drives. The cattle out
> here are nervous.

The sheep warned them???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, September 17, 2023 at 10:53:38 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<312aefa1-302a-4577...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I don;t have to remember . I just accuse you of forgetting
> > > > > > > And you don’t recall that you didn’t say/do what I said you did
> > > > > > Who are you again? Thats for you to worry about till I choose to do the
> > > > > > dirty to you.
> > > >
> > > > and you get on my case for talking about me being killed
> > > > I know what you're gonna do , you're gonna hide in the bushes up by the
> > > > highway and kill me as I drive by, right?
> > > You can drive????
> > \Such insults. But I tell you, you're very close to the circumstance where I
> > just quit this group and you're gonna have to get Elle back in here so y'all
> > can have a love affair.
> >
> > oh , you wanted a pun. Yes I can drive, I have a wild drives. The cattle out
> > here are nervous.
> The sheep warned them???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No, you misunderstand. I meant wild drives Billy used to come out here and the big game was to drive right by a pecan tree as close as you could but then I was good at it. He wasn't too good at it and drove the jeep ride into a pecan tree and dad came over and looked at the jeep and he said I was gonna get some money for this jeep.

On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a2c4a2cb-3547-4eb7-b8fc-4b02ededa4c4n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > You can drive????
> > > \Such insults. But I tell you, you're very close to the circumstance where
> > > I
> > > just quit this group and you're gonna have to get Elle back in here so
> > > y'all
> > > can have a love affair.
> > >
> > > oh , you wanted a pun. Yes I can drive, I have a wild drives. The cattle
> > > out
> > > here are nervous.
> > The sheep warned them???
>
> No, you misunderstand. I meant wild drives Billy used to come out here and
> the big game was to drive right by a pecan tree as close as you could but
> then I was good at it. He wasn't too good at it and drove the jeep ride into
> a pecan tree and dad came over and looked at the jeep and he said I was gonna
> get some money for this jeep.

But Eugene would have prefferd being brought to the hospital.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, September 18, 2023 at 4:01:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a2c4a2cb-3547-4eb7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You can drive????
> > > > \Such insults. But I tell you, you're very close to the circumstance where
> > > > I
> > > > just quit this group and you're gonna have to get Elle back in here so
> > > > y'all
> > > > can have a love affair.
> > > >
> > > > oh , you wanted a pun. Yes I can drive, I have a wild drives. The cattle
> > > > out
> > > > here are nervous.
> > > The sheep warned them???
> >
> > No, you misunderstand. I meant wild drives Billy used to come out here and
> > the big game was to drive right by a pecan tree as close as you could but
> > then I was good at it. He wasn't too good at it and drove the jeep ride into
> > a pecan tree and dad came over and looked at the jeep and he said I was gonna
> > get some money for this jeep.
> But Eugene would have prefferd being brought to the hospital.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

In those old Popeye cartoons there was this little creature called the jeep and it went around saying Jeep Jeep Jeep what did that mean Jeep Jeep Jeep? I have no idea Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep.