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Re: a hippie's hades

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 1 Sep 2023 16:34 UTC

On Wednesday, January 20, 2021 at 6:40:09 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Jan 20, 2021, Elle wrote
> (in article<dd920f79-c28a-4570...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, June 28, 2020 at 12:25:00 AM UTC-7, Michael LeVine wrote:
> > > On 2020-06-27 22:29:09 +0000, Elle said:
> > > > On Saturday, June 27, 2020 at 1:32:57 PM UTC-7, Michael LeVine wrote:
> > > > > On 2020-06-27 19:47:28 +0000, Elle said:
> > > > > > On Saturday, June 27, 2020 at 12:29:36 PM UTC-7, Michael LeVine wrote:
> > > > > > > On 2020-06-27 18:48:51 +0000, Elle said:
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, June 25, 2020 at 7:48:33 AM UTC-7, Michael LeVine wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On 2020-06-25 13:28:43 +0000, Elle said:
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 23, 2020 at 4:12:38 PM UTC-7, Barfing Yak wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 23, 2020 at 5:59:10 PM UTC-4, Elle wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 23, 2020 at 2:27:42 PM UTC-7, Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On 2020-06-23 21:08:07 +0000, Elle said:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, June 23, 2020 at 1:38:49 PM UTC-7, Barfing Yak wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my wife to trim the hair on my back, but she cut off my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ponytail.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Embellished that a weeee bit, did ya? Like a pig tale?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He thinks he is a real wag.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I think his wife just has too much on her plait right now.
> > > > > > > > > > > I haired that.
> > > > > > > > > > Yes sirree, bob. Can't you help relaxer?
> > > > > > > > > Only if she takes a break from thise gang-bangs...
> > > > > > > > She said ok but that it's gonna get hairy unless or until he brings the
> > > > > > > > fringe fries.
> > > > > > > Befrill my heart -- she is about to do it
> > > > > > Will that be a feathered in your cap?
> > > > > It's a tuft life eider way you look at it
> > > > Well, once upun a time they called us The Farrah sex. Of coarse, hair
> > > > lately that's no longer ducky...considered sexist. Guess b'cuss we're
> > > > no Angels.
> > > A farrah observation
> > A compliment for someone you accuse of being a Jaclyn hyde because I've Ladd
> > you astray?
> Thats one way of duncan the issue...
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The couple in the next room, is bound to win a prize, they've been going at it all night long.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 2 Sep 2023 08:38 UTC

On Sep 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my wife to trim the hair on my back, but she cut off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ponytail.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Embellished that a weeee bit, did ya? Like a pig tale?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He thinks he is a real wag.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I think his wife just has too much on her plait right now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I haired that.
> > > > > > > > > > > Yes sirree, bob. Can't you help relaxer?
> > > > > > > > > > Only if she takes a break from thise gang-bangs...
> > > > > > > > > She said ok but that it's gonna get hairy unless or until he brings
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > fringe fries.
> > > > > > > > Befrill my heart -- she is about to do it
> > > > > > > Will that be a feathered in your cap?
> > > > > > It's a tuft life eider way you look at it
> > > > > Well, once upun a time they called us The Farrah sex. Of coarse, hair
> > > > > lately that's no longer ducky...considered sexist. Guess b'cuss we're
> > > > > no Angels.
> > > > A farrah observation
> > > A compliment for someone you accuse of being a Jaclyn hyde because I've
> > > Ladd
> > > you astray?
> > Thats one way of duncan the issue... The couple in the next room, is bound to win a prize, they've been going at
> it all night long.

She presents him the booby prize???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 2 Sep 2023 13:30 UTC

On Saturday, September 2, 2023 at 3:39:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5753ddf5-1c53-48e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I asked my wife to trim the hair on my back, but she cut off
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ponytail.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Embellished that a weeee bit, did ya? Like a pig tale?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He thinks he is a real wag.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I think his wife just has too much on her plait right now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I haired that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yes sirree, bob. Can't you help relaxer?
> > > > > > > > > > > Only if she takes a break from thise gang-bangs...
> > > > > > > > > > She said ok but that it's gonna get hairy unless or until he brings
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > fringe fries.
> > > > > > > > > Befrill my heart -- she is about to do it
> > > > > > > > Will that be a feathered in your cap?
> > > > > > > It's a tuft life eider way you look at it
> > > > > > Well, once upun a time they called us The Farrah sex. Of coarse, hair
> > > > > > lately that's no longer ducky...considered sexist. Guess b'cuss we're
> > > > > > no Angels.
> > > > > A farrah observation
> > > > A compliment for someone you accuse of being a Jaclyn hyde because I've
> > > > Ladd
> > > > you astray?
> > > Thats one way of duncan the issue... The couple in the next room, is bound to win a prize, they've been going at
> > it all night long.
>
> She presents him the booby prize???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I bet those birds are hard to get a hold of.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 08:19 UTC

On Sep 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > It's a tuft life eider way you look at it
> > > > > > > Well, once upun a time they called us The Farrah sex. Of coarse, hair
> > > > > > > lately that's no longer ducky...considered sexist. Guess b'cuss we're
> > > > > > > no Angels.
> > > > > > A farrah observation
> > > > > A compliment for someone you accuse of being a Jaclyn hyde because I've
> > > > > Ladd
> > > > > you astray?
> > > > Thats one way of duncan the issue... The couple in the next room, is
> > > > bound to win a prize, they've been going at
> > > it all night long.
> >
> > She presents him the booby prize???
> I bet those birds are hard to get a hold of.

They are the flighty sort.

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 10:44 UTC

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 3:19:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4623190d-5afe-49d9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > It's a tuft life eider way you look at it
> > > > > > > > Well, once upun a time they called us The Farrah sex. Of coarse, hair
> > > > > > > > lately that's no longer ducky...considered sexist. Guess b'cuss we're
> > > > > > > > no Angels.
> > > > > > > A farrah observation
> > > > > > A compliment for someone you accuse of being a Jaclyn hyde because I've
> > > > > > Ladd
> > > > > > you astray?
> > > > > Thats one way of duncan the issue... The couple in the next room, is
> > > > > bound to win a prize, they've been going at
> > > > it all night long.
> > >
> > > She presents him the booby prize???
> > I bet those birds are hard to get a hold of.
> They are the flighty sort.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

most birds are flighty, unless they're aflightless, bird, penguin or a great auk. Did you know that the great auk is the only species in history, that we know exactly where and when it went extinct ? two museum hunters were in Iceland, and they found the last nest and they broke the eggs and collected the specimen in order to make the specimen more valuable. There was a theory that there were many more auks to the north, but they were wrong , like the passenger pigeon. It was a great shame.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 14:27 UTC

On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a6c99842-647c-4176-84c0-555fca5a4acbn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > A compliment for someone you accuse of being a Jaclyn hyde because I've
> > > > > > > Ladd
> > > > > > > you astray?
> > > > > > Thats one way of duncan the issue... The couple in the next room, is
> > > > > > bound to win a prize, they've been going at
> > > > > it all night long.
> > > >
> > > > She presents him the booby prize???
> > > I bet those birds are hard to get a hold of.
> > They are the flighty sort.
> most birds are flighty, unless they're aflightless, bird, penguin or a great
> auk. Did you know that the great auk is the only species in history, that we
> know exactly where and when it went extinct ? two museum hunters were in
> Iceland, and they found the last nest and they broke the eggs and collected
> the specimen in order to make the specimen more valuable. There was a theory
> that there were many more auks to the north, but they were wrong , like the
> passenger pigeon. It was a great shame.

I can do with out the doodoo they would leave all over my car for me to clean
off.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 18:08 UTC

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 9:27:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a6c99842-647c-4176...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > A compliment for someone you accuse of being a Jaclyn hyde because I've
> > > > > > > > Ladd
> > > > > > > > you astray?
> > > > > > > Thats one way of duncan the issue... The couple in the next room, is
> > > > > > > bound to win a prize, they've been going at
> > > > > > it all night long.
> > > > >
> > > > > She presents him the booby prize???
> > > > I bet those birds are hard to get a hold of.
> > > They are the flighty sort.
> > most birds are flighty, unless they're aflightless, bird, penguin or a great
> > auk. Did you know that the great auk is the only species in history, that we
> > know exactly where and when it went extinct ? two museum hunters were in
> > Iceland, and they found the last nest and they broke the eggs and collected
> > the specimen in order to make the specimen more valuable. There was a theory
> > that there were many more auks to the north, but they were wrong , like the
> > passenger pigeon. It was a great shame.
> I can do with out the doodoo they would leave all over my car for me to clean
> off.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

only a six year old says Doodoo.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 20:14 UTC

On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > >
> > > > > > She presents him the booby prize???
> > > > > I bet those birds are hard to get a hold of.
> > > > They are the flighty sort.
> > > most birds are flighty, unless they're aflightless, bird, penguin or a
> > > great
> > > auk. Did you know that the great auk is the only species in history, that
> > > we
> > > know exactly where and when it went extinct ? two museum hunters were in
> > > Iceland, and they found the last nest and they broke the eggs and collected
> > > the specimen in order to make the specimen more valuable. There was a
> > > theory
> > > that there were many more auks to the north, but they were wrong , like the
> > > passenger pigeon. It was a great shame.
> > I can do with out the doodoo they would leave all over my car for me to
> > clean
> > off.
>
> only a six year old says Doodoo.

So you categorize it as a don’tdon't!!!!

Michael LeVine
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On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 3:14:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a3893081-2d21-4862...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > She presents him the booby prize???
> > > > > > I bet those birds are hard to get a hold of.
> > > > > They are the flighty sort.
> > > > most birds are flighty, unless they're aflightless, bird, penguin or a
> > > > great
> > > > auk. Did you know that the great auk is the only species in history, that
> > > > we
> > > > know exactly where and when it went extinct ? two museum hunters were in
> > > > Iceland, and they found the last nest and they broke the eggs and collected
> > > > the specimen in order to make the specimen more valuable. There was a
> > > > theory
> > > > that there were many more auks to the north, but they were wrong , like the
> > > > passenger pigeon. It was a great shame.
> > > I can do with out the doodoo they would leave all over my car for me to
> > > clean
> > > off.
> >
> > only a six year old says Doodoo.
> So you categorize it as a don’tdon't!!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

it's a don't don't when you're like in the mall and your six year old pulls down his pants and is just about ready to let er rip right on the floor and you go over and slap him around and you wind up in jail on a charge of assault against a child.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Sep 2023 08:12 UTC

On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > I can do with out the doodoo they would leave all over my car for me to
> > > > clean
> > > > off.
> > >
> > > only a six year old says Doodoo.
> > So you categorize it as a don’tdon't!!!!
>
> it's a don't don't when you're like in the mall and your six year old pulls
> down his pants and is just about ready to let er rip right on the floor and
> you go over and slap him around and you wind up in jail on a charge of
> assault against a child.

There are some teen agers that it would be considered justified.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Sep 2023 12:14 UTC

On Monday, September 4, 2023 at 3:12:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ec93930d-8769-4019...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I can do with out the doodoo they would leave all over my car for me to
> > > > > clean
> > > > > off.
> > > >
> > > > only a six year old says Doodoo.
> > > So you categorize it as a don’tdon't!!!!
> >
> > it's a don't don't when you're like in the mall and your six year old pulls
> > down his pants and is just about ready to let er rip right on the floor and
> > you go over and slap him around and you wind up in jail on a charge of
> > assault against a child.
>
> There are some teen agers that it would be considered justified.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have a teen ager. you see , being a fantastic scientist , I built a time machine and went out and grabbed a girl off the street who was teenage and I put her in my time machine, and what I did was to teen age her.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Sep 2023 14:25 UTC

On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<53d9dfcc-a6ce-445c-9100-7d5a14fae2ebn@googlegroups.com>):
only a six year old says Doodoo.
> > > > So you categorize it as a don’tdon't!!!!
> > >
> > > it's a don't don't when you're like in the mall and your six year old pulls
> > > down his pants and is just about ready to let er rip right on the floor and
> > > you go over and slap him around and you wind up in jail on a charge of
> > > assault against a child.
> >
> > There are some teen agers that it would be considered justified.
>
> I have a teen ager. you see , being a fantastic scientist , I built a time
> machine and went out and grabbed a girl off the street who was teenage and I
> put her in my time machine, and what I did was to teen age her.

Unlike Stein, a nitch in time will not save you from just punishment.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Sep 2023 15:09 UTC

On Monday, September 4, 2023 at 9:26:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<53d9dfcc-a6ce-445c...@googlegroups.com>):
> only a six year old says Doodoo.
> > > > > So you categorize it as a don’tdon't!!!!
> > > >
> > > > it's a don't don't when you're like in the mall and your six year old pulls
> > > > down his pants and is just about ready to let er rip right on the floor and
> > > > you go over and slap him around and you wind up in jail on a charge of
> > > > assault against a child.
> > >
> > > There are some teen agers that it would be considered justified.
> >
> > I have a teen ager. you see , being a fantastic scientist , I built a time
> > machine and went out and grabbed a girl off the street who was teenage and I
> > put her in my time machine, and what I did was to teen age her.
> Unlike Stein, a nitch in time will not save you from just punishment.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

well, you got me on this one , I can't make a boffo reply since I don't recognize your Stein reference.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 4 Sep 2023 18:11 UTC

On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8b1afb6e-65c2-446a-9573-522ab4ed4cb0n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > it's a don't don't when you're like in the mall and your six year old
> > > > > pulls
> > > > > down his pants and is just about ready to let er rip right on the floor
> > > > > and
> > > > > you go over and slap him around and you wind up in jail on a charge of
> > > > > assault against a child.
> > > >
> > > > There are some teen agers that it would be considered justified.
> > >
> > > I have a teen ager. you see , being a fantastic scientist , I built a time
> > > machine and went out and grabbed a girl off the street who was teenage and
> > > I
> > > put her in my time machine, and what I did was to teen age her.
> > Unlike Stein, a nitch in time will not save you from just punishment.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> well, you got me on this one , I can't make a boffo reply since I don't
> recognize your Stein reference.

A short story by Asimov -- later turned into a Feghoot
"Loint of Paw", about a criminal who uses the statute of limitations and a
time machine to his advantage, has the punchline "a niche in time, saves
Stein" (aspoonerism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)of "a stitch in
time, saves nine")

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 4 Sep 2023 20:03 UTC

On Monday, September 4, 2023 at 1:11:15 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8b1afb6e-65c2-446a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > it's a don't don't when you're like in the mall and your six year old
> > > > > > pulls
> > > > > > down his pants and is just about ready to let er rip right on the floor
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > you go over and slap him around and you wind up in jail on a charge of
> > > > > > assault against a child.
> > > > >
> > > > > There are some teen agers that it would be considered justified.
> > > >
> > > > I have a teen ager. you see , being a fantastic scientist , I built a time
> > > > machine and went out and grabbed a girl off the street who was teenage and
> > > > I
> > > > put her in my time machine, and what I did was to teen age her.
> > > Unlike Stein, a nitch in time will not save you from just punishment.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > well, you got me on this one , I can't make a boffo reply since I don't
> > recognize your Stein reference.
> A short story by Asimov -- later turned into a Feghoot
> "Loint of Paw", about a criminal who uses the statute of limitations and a
> time machine to his advantage, has the punchline "a niche in time, saves
> Stein" (aspoonerism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)of "a stitch in
> time, saves nine")
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Got it!!!

Now if everybody had just read all material ever published, we'd be in tall cotton.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Sep 2023 08:35 UTC

On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<84e492e2-ee3b-49ca-b6f8-5a09f40f1fdbn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > There are some teen agers that it would be considered justified.
> > > > >
> > > > > I have a teen ager. you see , being a fantastic scientist , I built a
> > > > > time
> > > > > machine and went out and grabbed a girl off the street who was teenage
> > > > > and
> > > > > I
> > > > > put her in my time machine, and what I did was to teen age her.
> > > > Unlike Stein, a nitch in time will not save you from just punishment.
> > >
> > > well, you got me on this one , I can't make a boffo reply since I don't
> > > recognize your Stein reference.
> > A short story by Asimov -- later turned into a Feghoot
> > "Loint of Paw", about a criminal who uses the statute of limitations and a
> > time machine to his advantage, has the punchline "a niche in time, saves
> > Stein" (aspoonerism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)of "a stitch
> > in
> > time, saves nine")
>
> Got it!!!
>
> Now if everybody had just read all material ever published, we'd be in tall
> cotton.

That would boll me over --

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Sep 2023 14:08 UTC

On Tuesday, September 5, 2023 at 3:36:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<84e492e2-ee3b-49ca...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > There are some teen agers that it would be considered justified.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I have a teen ager. you see , being a fantastic scientist , I built a
> > > > > > time
> > > > > > machine and went out and grabbed a girl off the street who was teenage
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > put her in my time machine, and what I did was to teen age her.
> > > > > Unlike Stein, a nitch in time will not save you from just punishment.
> > > >
> > > > well, you got me on this one , I can't make a boffo reply since I don't
> > > > recognize your Stein reference.
> > > A short story by Asimov -- later turned into a Feghoot
> > > "Loint of Paw", about a criminal who uses the statute of limitations and a
> > > time machine to his advantage, has the punchline "a niche in time, saves
> > > Stein" (aspoonerism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)of "a stitch
> > > in
> > > time, saves nine")
> >
> > Got it!!!
> >
> > Now if everybody had just read all material ever published, we'd be in tall
> > cotton.
> That would boll me over --
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

you do try to always weevil out of things.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Sep 2023 15:21 UTC

On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c7abc5bb-ad70-4c82-9e7d-a7a738983ef4n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Unlike Stein, a nitch in time will not save you from just punishment.
> > > > >
> > > > > well, you got me on this one , I can't make a boffo reply since I don't
> > > > > recognize your Stein reference.
> > > > A short story by Asimov -- later turned into a Feghoot
> > > > "Loint of Paw", about a criminal who uses the statute of limitations and a
> > > > time machine to his advantage, has the punchline "a niche in time, saves
> > > > Stein" (aspoonerism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)of "a stitch
> > > > in
> > > > time, saves nine")
> > >
> > > Got it!!!
> > >
> > > Now if everybody had just read all material ever published, we'd be in tall
> > > cotton.
> > That would boll me over -- you do try to always weevil out of things.

Even if I have to fabric-ate something

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Sep 2023 18:22 UTC

On Tuesday, September 5, 2023 at 10:21:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c7abc5bb-ad70-4c82...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Unlike Stein, a nitch in time will not save you from just punishment.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > well, you got me on this one , I can't make a boffo reply since I don't
> > > > > > recognize your Stein reference.
> > > > > A short story by Asimov -- later turned into a Feghoot
> > > > > "Loint of Paw", about a criminal who uses the statute of limitations and a
> > > > > time machine to his advantage, has the punchline "a niche in time, saves
> > > > > Stein" (aspoonerism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)of "a stitch
> > > > > in
> > > > > time, saves nine")
> > > >
> > > > Got it!!!
> > > >
> > > > Now if everybody had just read all material ever published, we'd be in tall
> > > > cotton.
> > > That would boll me over -- you do try to always weevil out of things.
>
> Even if I have to fabric-ate something
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I know this runway model who, during her exhibitions on the runway, would model all different types
of fabric; she was called Fabric Kate.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 09:43 UTC

On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<37fb0cc1-f70a-4f16-b32a-fd9c23dd9451n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > A short story by Asimov -- later turned into a Feghoot
> > > > > > "Loint of Paw", about a criminal who uses the statute of limitations
> > > > > > and a
> > > > > > time machine to his advantage, has the punchline "a niche in time, saves
> > > > > > Stein" (aspoonerism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)of "a
> > > > > > stitch
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > time, saves nine")
> > > > >
> > > > > Got it!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Now if everybody had just read all material ever published, we'd be in
> > > > > tall
> > > > > cotton.
> > > > That would boll me over -- you do try to always weevil out of things.
> >
> > Even if I have to fabric-ate something
> I know this runway model who, during her exhibitions on the runway, would
> model all different types
> of fabric; she was called Fabric Kate.

I think you make up those “facts” about yourself out of whole cloth.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 12:55 UTC

On Wednesday, September 6, 2023 at 4:43:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<37fb0cc1-f70a-4f16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > A short story by Asimov -- later turned into a Feghoot
> > > > > > > "Loint of Paw", about a criminal who uses the statute of limitations
> > > > > > > and a
> > > > > > > time machine to his advantage, has the punchline "a niche in time, saves
> > > > > > > Stein" (aspoonerism (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)of "a
> > > > > > > stitch
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > time, saves nine")
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Got it!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now if everybody had just read all material ever published, we'd be in
> > > > > > tall
> > > > > > cotton.
> > > > > That would boll me over -- you do try to always weevil out of things.
> > >
> > > Even if I have to fabric-ate something
> > I know this runway model who, during her exhibitions on the runway, would
> > model all different types
> > of fabric; she was called Fabric Kate.
> I think you make up those “facts” about yourself out of whole cloth.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, they're made up of partial cloth ,whatever the hell that is.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 15:05 UTC

On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a0597f3b-8145-4b26-9983-51023c243673n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > Now if everybody had just read all material ever published, we'd be in
> > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > cotton.
> > > > > > That would boll me over -- you do try to always weevil out of things.
> > > >
> > > > Even if I have to fabric-ate something
> > > I know this runway model who, during her exhibitions on the runway, would
> > > model all different types
> > > of fabric; she was called Fabric Kate.
> > I think you make up those “facts” about yourself out of whole cloth.
> no, they're made up of partial cloth ,whatever the hell that is.

Used in Nudist Colonies -- see the sign on the entrance --- “We Never
Clothe"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 19:13 UTC

On Wednesday, September 6, 2023 at 10:06:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a0597f3b-8145-4b26...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Now if everybody had just read all material ever published, we'd be in
> > > > > > > > tall
> > > > > > > > cotton.
> > > > > > > That would boll me over -- you do try to always weevil out of things.
> > > > >
> > > > > Even if I have to fabric-ate something
> > > > I know this runway model who, during her exhibitions on the runway, would
> > > > model all different types
> > > > of fabric; she was called Fabric Kate.
> > > I think you make up those “facts” about yourself out of whole cloth.
> > no, they're made up of partial cloth ,whatever the hell that is.
> Used in Nudist Colonies -- see the sign on the entrance --- “We Never
> Clothe"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A group of children was walking and came upon a nudist colony. The group forced one of the members to peek between the bushes; he was a victim of peer pressure.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 20:08 UTC

On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<931615c8-5a26-4ab5-a0ad-478a5261e5b4n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Even if I have to fabric-ate something
> > > > > I know this runway model who, during her exhibitions on the runway, would
> > > > > model all different types
> > > > > of fabric; she was called Fabric Kate.
> > > > I think you make up those “facts” about yourself out of whole cloth.
> > > no, they're made up of partial cloth ,whatever the hell that is.
> > Used in Nudist Colonies -- see the sign on the entrance --- “We Never
> > Clothe"
>
> A group of children was walking and came upon a nudist colony. The group
> forced one of the members to peek between the bushes; he was a victim of peer
> pressure.

He had to be forced?????

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Subject: Re: a hippie's hades
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 7 Sep 2023 10:58 UTC

On Wednesday, September 6, 2023 at 3:08:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<931615c8-5a26-4ab5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Even if I have to fabric-ate something
> > > > > > I know this runway model who, during her exhibitions on the runway, would
> > > > > > model all different types
> > > > > > of fabric; she was called Fabric Kate.
> > > > > I think you make up those “facts” about yourself out of whole cloth.
> > > > no, they're made up of partial cloth ,whatever the hell that is.
> > > Used in Nudist Colonies -- see the sign on the entrance --- “We Never
> > > Clothe"
> >
> > A group of children was walking and came upon a nudist colony. The group
> > forced one of the members to peek between the bushes; he was a victim of peer
> > pressure.
> He had to be forced?????
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He was a member of the militant "Anti-peek through the bushes and look at nude people " league

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