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 by: Mike - Sun, 17 Sep 2023 08:31 UTC

On Sep 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c2f53dbc-ca50-482b-b247-4daed09eb7e8n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in
> > > > > > Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas. Under who’s name??? The names are
> > > > > > on the tombstones, so everybody's buried under a name.
> >
> > I suppose I can handle that.
>
> So you like classical composers?

As interpreted bu Spike Jones.

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 17 Sep 2023 12:58 UTC

On Sunday, September 17, 2023 at 3:31:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c2f53dbc-ca50-482b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in
> > > > > > > Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas. Under who’s name??? The names are
> > > > > > > on the tombstones, so everybody's buried under a name.
> > >
> > > I suppose I can handle that.
> >
> > So you like classical composers?
> As interpreted bu Spike Jones.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was this fellow that went around at parties named Waldo Jones, who put Everclear in the punch, so they called him Spike Jones.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 17 Sep 2023 15:50 UTC

On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in
> > > > > > > > Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas. Under who’s name??? The names are
> > > > > > > > on the tombstones, so everybody's buried under a name. I suppose I can handle that. So you like classical composers?
> > As interpreted bu Spike Jones.
> there was this fellow that went around at parties named Waldo Jones, who put
> Everclear in the punch, so they called him Spike Jones.

So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 17 Sep 2023 23:38 UTC

On Sunday, September 17, 2023 at 10:50:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<23793bb5-2df6-4a71...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in
> > > > > > > > > Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas. Under who’s name??? The names are
> > > > > > > > > on the tombstones, so everybody's buried under a name. I suppose I can handle that. So you like classical composers?
> > > As interpreted bu Spike Jones.
> > there was this fellow that went around at parties named Waldo Jones, who put
> > Everclear in the punch, so they called him Spike Jones.
> So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

where is Waldo now?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 18 Sep 2023 09:03 UTC

On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > As interpreted bu Spike Jones.
> > > there was this fellow that went around at parties named Waldo Jones, who
> > > put
> > > Everclear in the punch, so they called him Spike Jones.
> > So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???
> where is Waldo now?

Why are you pecan on me???

Michael LeVine
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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 18 Sep 2023 17:56 UTC

On Monday, September 18, 2023 at 4:03:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c7def0df-46b7-4574...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > As interpreted bu Spike Jones.
> > > > there was this fellow that went around at parties named Waldo Jones, who
> > > > put
> > > > Everclear in the punch, so they called him Spike Jones.
> > > So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???
> > where is Waldo now?
>
> Why are you pecan on me???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Wall, nuts are what I like to pecan on.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 19 Sep 2023 07:45 UTC

On Sep 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f99fa453-38cd-4aac-b286-2099a704dd96n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > As interpreted bu Spike Jones.
> > > > > there was this fellow that went around at parties named Waldo Jones, who
> > > > > put
> > > > > Everclear in the punch, so they called him Spike Jones.
> > > > So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???
> > > where is Waldo now?
> >
> > Why are you pecan on me???
> Wall, nuts are what I like to pecan on.

So you pine for the good old days???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 19 Sep 2023 20:35 UTC

On Tuesday, September 19, 2023 at 2:45:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f99fa453-38cd-4aac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > As interpreted bu Spike Jones.
> > > > > > there was this fellow that went around at parties named Waldo Jones, who
> > > > > > put
> > > > > > Everclear in the punch, so they called him Spike Jones.
> > > > > So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???
> > > > where is Waldo now?
> > >
> > > Why are you pecan on me???
> > Wall, nuts are what I like to pecan on.
> So you pine for the good old days???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

When I clean floors I really pine because
I use pine-o-pine.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 20 Sep 2023 09:12 UTC

On Sep 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<88aa3337-4109-434d-b4e3-30ccd717d10fn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???
> > > > > where is Waldo now?
> > > >
> > > > Why are you pecan on me???
> > > Wall, nuts are what I like to pecan on.
> > So you pine for the good old days???
> When I clean floors I really pine because
> I use pine-o-pine.

Us that supposed to conifer some sort of special meaning to me???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 20 Sep 2023 18:05 UTC

On Wednesday, September 20, 2023 at 4:12:40 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<88aa3337-4109-434d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > So now are you going to ask where is Waldo now???
> > > > > > where is Waldo now?
> > > > >
> > > > > Why are you pecan on me???
> > > > Wall, nuts are what I like to pecan on.
> > > So you pine for the good old days???
> > When I clean floors I really pine because
> > I use pine-o-pine.
> Us that supposed to conifer some sort of special meaning to me???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I wish you'd spruce yourself up before communicating with me.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 21 Sep 2023 10:35 UTC

On Sep 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > Why are you pecan on me???
> > > > > Wall, nuts are what I like to pecan on.
> > > > So you pine for the good old days???
> > > When I clean floors I really pine because
> > > I use pine-o-pine.
> > Us that supposed to conifer some sort of special meaning to me???
>
> I wish you'd spruce yourself up before communicating with me.

Holly day season is coming up.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 21 Sep 2023 17:12 UTC

On Thursday, September 21, 2023 at 5:35:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3185dc42-6c2e-4f90...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Why are you pecan on me???
> > > > > > Wall, nuts are what I like to pecan on.
> > > > > So you pine for the good old days???
> > > > When I clean floors I really pine because
> > > > I use pine-o-pine.
> > > Us that supposed to conifer some sort of special meaning to me???
> >
> > I wish you'd spruce yourself up before communicating with me.
> Holly day season is coming up.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was a story called "The most dangerous
game " In it the game was actually a human being, but it also meant hunting him was a game. Someone rewrote the story later. But this time the person being hunted was named Holly Day, and she was in season.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 09:12 UTC

On Sep 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<14007a36-d427-449d-b4fb-daed28f3bd39n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > So you pine for the good old days???
> > > > > When I clean floors I really pine because
> > > > > I use pine-o-pine.
> > > > Us that supposed to conifer some sort of special meaning to me???
> > >
> > > I wish you'd spruce yourself up before communicating with me.
> > Holly day season is coming up.
> There was a story called "The most dangerous
> game " In it the game was actually a human being, but it also meant hunting
> him was a game. Someone rewrote the story later. But this time the person
> being hunted was named Holly Day, and she was in season.

More fun than chaseing a one armed man.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 19:32 UTC

On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 4:12:37 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<14007a36-d427-449d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > So you pine for the good old days???
> > > > > > When I clean floors I really pine because
> > > > > > I use pine-o-pine.
> > > > > Us that supposed to conifer some sort of special meaning to me???
> > > >
> > > > I wish you'd spruce yourself up before communicating with me.
> > > Holly day season is coming up.
> > There was a story called "The most dangerous
> > game " In it the game was actually a human being, but it also meant hunting
> > him was a game. Someone rewrote the story later. But this time the person
> > being hunted was named Holly Day, and she was in season.
> More fun than chaseing a one armed man.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Little is it known that the Doctor who was chasing the one armed man had been an inventor, and he invented a camera tripod which could be pointed anywhere ; his name was Dr. Gimbal.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 20:02 UTC

On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f6e1e429-71b4-4a50-8e87-f58d857d66b1n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I wish you'd spruce yourself up before communicating with me.
> > > > Holly day season is coming up.
> > > There was a story called "The most dangerous
> > > game " In it the game was actually a human being, but it also meant hunting
> > > him was a game. Someone rewrote the story later. But this time the person
> > > being hunted was named Holly Day, and she was in season.
> > More fun than chaseing a one armed man.
>
> Little is it known that the Doctor who was chasing the one armed man had been
> an inventor, and he invented a camera tripod which could be pointed anywhere
> ; his name was Dr. Gimbal.

Did he sell the idea to Macy’s???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 21:54 UTC

On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 3:02:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f6e1e429-71b4-4a50...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I wish you'd spruce yourself up before communicating with me.
> > > > > Holly day season is coming up.
> > > > There was a story called "The most dangerous
> > > > game " In it the game was actually a human being, but it also meant hunting
> > > > him was a game. Someone rewrote the story later. But this time the person
> > > > being hunted was named Holly Day, and she was in season.
> > > More fun than chaseing a one armed man.
> >
> > Little is it known that the Doctor who was chasing the one armed man had been
> > an inventor, and he invented a camera tripod which could be pointed anywhere
> > ; his name was Dr. Gimbal.
> Did he sell the idea to Macy’s???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was hiking one time and in the middle of the trail was a can of discarded Mace. and this was on an innocent nature trail but I could just envision how it was used. a petite little 16 year old girl's carrying it and here comes a mean old nasty 40 year old man with his dog. she says "get back , get away for me , I'm gonna spray you with mace!!!!" She goes up and sprays him with mace and then she says "and your little doggie too" we all know what movie that came from!!!!

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 by: Mike - Sat, 23 Sep 2023 09:13 UTC

On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<28ad14b8-c445-4b81-ae5e-4370be109478n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > There was a story called "The most dangerous
> > > > > game " In it the game was actually a human being, but it also meant
> > > > > hunting
> > > > > him was a game. Someone rewrote the story later. But this time the person
> > > > > being hunted was named Holly Day, and she was in season.
> > > > More fun than chaseing a one armed man.
> > >
> > > Little is it known that the Doctor who was chasing the one armed man had
> > > been
> > > an inventor, and he invented a camera tripod which could be pointed
> > > anywhere
> > > ; his name was Dr. Gimbal.
> > Did he sell the idea to Macy’s??? I was hiking one time and in the middle of the trail was a can of discarded
> Mace. and this was on an innocent nature trail but I could just envision how
> it was used. a petite little 16 year old girl's carrying it and here comes a
> mean old nasty 40 year old man with his dog. she says "get back , get away
> for me , I'm gonna spray you with mace!!!!" She goes up and sprays him with
> mace and then she says "and your little doggie too" we all know what movie
> that came from!!!!

Thats more your taste in movies than mine.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 23 Sep 2023 14:39 UTC

On Saturday, September 23, 2023 at 4:13:10 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<28ad14b8-c445-4b81...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > There was a story called "The most dangerous
> > > > > > game " In it the game was actually a human being, but it also meant
> > > > > > hunting
> > > > > > him was a game. Someone rewrote the story later. But this time the person
> > > > > > being hunted was named Holly Day, and she was in season.
> > > > > More fun than chaseing a one armed man.
> > > >
> > > > Little is it known that the Doctor who was chasing the one armed man had
> > > > been
> > > > an inventor, and he invented a camera tripod which could be pointed
> > > > anywhere
> > > > ; his name was Dr. Gimbal.
> > > Did he sell the idea to Macy’s??? I was hiking one time and in the middle of the trail was a can of discarded
> > Mace. and this was on an innocent nature trail but I could just envision how
> > it was used. a petite little 16 year old girl's carrying it and here comes a
> > mean old nasty 40 year old man with his dog. she says "get back , get away
> > for me , I'm gonna spray you with mace!!!!" She goes up and sprays him with
> > mace and then she says "and your little doggie too" we all know what movie
> > that came from!!!!
> Thats more your taste in movies than mine.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So your taste in movies is more like the movie "Bondage Lovers : how I became a bondage freak, even though I'm inept at tying knots" and it has a scene of a woman with 40 clothes pins attached to her right breast, so many it had actually distorted it into a weird shaped Dali sculpture ; she was being interviewed and the interviewer asked "what are your feelings right now " and she replied, "I kinda like it." no

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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 09:35 UTC

On Sep 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<87356944-6500-4559-b53d-a9672d4124ccn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > Little is it known that the Doctor who was chasing the one armed man had
> > > > > been
> > > > > an inventor, and he invented a camera tripod which could be pointed
> > > > > anywhere
> > > > > ; his name was Dr. Gimbal.
> > > > Did he sell the idea to Macy’s??? I was hiking one time and in the
> > > > middle of the trail was a can of discarded
> > > Mace. and this was on an innocent nature trail but I could just envision
> > > how
> > > it was used. a petite little 16 year old girl's carrying it and here comes
> > > a
> > > mean old nasty 40 year old man with his dog. she says "get back , get away
> > > for me , I'm gonna spray you with mace!!!!" She goes up and sprays him with
> > > mace and then she says "and your little doggie too" we all know what movie
> > > that came from!!!!
> > Thats more your taste in movies than mine.
>
> So your taste in movies is more like the movie "Bondage Lovers : how I became
> a bondage freak, even though I'm inept at tying knots" and it has a scene of
> a woman with 40 clothes pins attached to her right breast, so many it had
> actually distorted it into a weird shaped Dali sculpture ; she was being
> interviewed and the interviewer asked "what are your feelings right now " and
> she replied, "I kinda like it.”

Thats your own viewing list you are reading from

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 17:46 UTC

On Sunday, September 24, 2023 at 4:35:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<87356944-6500-4559...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Little is it known that the Doctor who was chasing the one armed man had
> > > > > > been
> > > > > > an inventor, and he invented a camera tripod which could be pointed
> > > > > > anywhere
> > > > > > ; his name was Dr. Gimbal.
> > > > > Did he sell the idea to Macy’s??? I was hiking one time and in the
> > > > > middle of the trail was a can of discarded
> > > > Mace. and this was on an innocent nature trail but I could just envision
> > > > how
> > > > it was used. a petite little 16 year old girl's carrying it and here comes
> > > > a
> > > > mean old nasty 40 year old man with his dog. she says "get back , get away
> > > > for me , I'm gonna spray you with mace!!!!" She goes up and sprays him with
> > > > mace and then she says "and your little doggie too" we all know what movie
> > > > that came from!!!!
> > > Thats more your taste in movies than mine.
> >
> > So your taste in movies is more like the movie "Bondage Lovers : how I became
> > a bondage freak, even though I'm inept at tying knots" and it has a scene of
> > a woman with 40 clothes pins attached to her right breast, so many it had
> > actually distorted it into a weird shaped Dali sculpture ; she was being
> > interviewed and the interviewer asked "what are your feelings right now " and
> > she replied, "I kinda like it.”
>
> Thats your own viewing list you are reading from
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > Thats more your taste in movies than mine.
> > >
> > > So your taste in movies is more like the movie "Bondage Lovers : how I
> > > became
> > > a bondage freak, even though I'm inept at tying knots" and it has a scene
> > > of
> > > a woman with 40 clothes pins attached to her right breast, so many it had
> > > actually distorted it into a weird shaped Dali sculpture ; she was being
> > > interviewed and the interviewer asked "what are your feelings right now "
> > > and
> > > she replied, "I kinda like it.” Thats your own viewing list you are reading from
>
> There was an X-rated movie where this fellow would advertise for models, not
> nude models or anything , just models , and the girls would come in , then
> he'd try to talk them into doing X-rated movies, I remember there was this
> one girl she told him "well , I'm strictly doing this for the money , I
> actually hate men" , then it showed the movie he made with her , decorum
> prevents describing it in detail, but he basically had sex with her in every
> humanly way possible , and she had said "she didn't like men.”

I remember an interview I read of a porn producer. He said something to the
effect
that they did not have to advertise or go searching for “actors”, rather
they almost had to beat them off with a stick.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 22:31 UTC

On Sunday, September 24, 2023 at 2:43:41 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<96e8cfbc-0767-41e5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Thats more your taste in movies than mine.
> > > >
> > > > So your taste in movies is more like the movie "Bondage Lovers : how I
> > > > became
> > > > a bondage freak, even though I'm inept at tying knots" and it has a scene
> > > > of
> > > > a woman with 40 clothes pins attached to her right breast, so many it had
> > > > actually distorted it into a weird shaped Dali sculpture ; she was being
> > > > interviewed and the interviewer asked "what are your feelings right now "
> > > > and
> > > > she replied, "I kinda like it.” Thats your own viewing list you are reading from
> >
> > There was an X-rated movie where this fellow would advertise for models, not
> > nude models or anything , just models , and the girls would come in , then
> > he'd try to talk them into doing X-rated movies, I remember there was this
> > one girl she told him "well , I'm strictly doing this for the money , I
> > actually hate men" , then it showed the movie he made with her , decorum
> > prevents describing it in detail, but he basically had sex with her in every
> > humanly way possible , and she had said "she didn't like men.”
>
> I remember an interview I read of a porn producer. He said something to the
> effect
> that they did not have to advertise or go searching for “actors”, rather
> they almost had to beat them off with a stick.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was a standup comic at one point , one of the fellows in the audience got drunk, tried to approach me on stage and he was making threatening moves, so finally I started throwing my worst material at him, so I had to beat him off with a schtick.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 25 Sep 2023 10:16 UTC

On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > There was an X-rated movie where this fellow would advertise for models,
> > > not
> > > nude models or anything , just models , and the girls would come in , then
> > > he'd try to talk them into doing X-rated movies, I remember there was this
> > > one girl she told him "well , I'm strictly doing this for the money , I
> > > actually hate men" , then it showed the movie he made with her , decorum
> > > prevents describing it in detail, but he basically had sex with her in
> > > every
> > > humanly way possible , and she had said "she didn't like men.” I remember an interview I read of a porn producer. He said something to the
> > effect
> > that they did not have to advertise or go searching for “actors”, rather
> > they almost had to beat them off with a stick.
> I was a standup comic at one point , one of the fellows in the audience got
> drunk, tried to approach me on stage and he was making threatening moves, so
> finally I started throwing my worst material at him, so I had to beat him off
> with a schtick.

A schtick - y situation.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 25 Sep 2023 18:54 UTC

On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 5:16:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b4613974-3b9e-4ff7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > There was an X-rated movie where this fellow would advertise for models,
> > > > not
> > > > nude models or anything , just models , and the girls would come in , then
> > > > he'd try to talk them into doing X-rated movies, I remember there was this
> > > > one girl she told him "well , I'm strictly doing this for the money , I
> > > > actually hate men" , then it showed the movie he made with her , decorum
> > > > prevents describing it in detail, but he basically had sex with her in
> > > > every
> > > > humanly way possible , and she had said "she didn't like men.” I remember an interview I read of a porn producer. He said something to the
> > > effect
> > > that they did not have to advertise or go searching for “actors”, rather
> > > they almost had to beat them off with a stick.
> > I was a standup comic at one point , one of the fellows in the audience got
> > drunk, tried to approach me on stage and he was making threatening moves, so
> > finally I started throwing my worst material at him, so I had to beat him off
> > with a schtick.
> A schtick - y situation.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm rubber, and you glue . everything you say bounces off me and sticks onto you. That was a rather weird saying wasn't it?

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 by: Mike - Tue, 26 Sep 2023 08:01 UTC

On Sep 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6cbd0dcf-2869-4df7-a014-d10d114d03d0n@googlegroups.com>):
He said something to the
> > > > effect
> > > > that they did not have to advertise or go searching for “actors”,
> > > > rather
> > > > they almost had to beat them off with a stick.
> > > I was a standup comic at one point , one of the fellows in the audience got
> > > drunk, tried to approach me on stage and he was making threatening moves,
> > > so
> > > finally I started throwing my worst material at him, so I had to beat him
> > > off
> > > with a schtick.
> > A schtick - y situation. I'm rubber, and you glue . everything you say bounces off me and sticks onto
> you. That was a rather weird saying wasn't it?

Weirder than you???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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