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 by: Mike - Tue, 5 Sep 2023 08:41 UTC

You go to adore, you ring a belle, you give your name
to a maid --- and then you are taken in.

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Sep 2023 14:06 UTC

On Tuesday, September 5, 2023 at 3:41:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> You go to adore, you ring a belle, you give your name
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> Michael LeVine
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> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
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> Groucho Marx

"Making that belle is as easy as uh ringing a bell."

- Chuck Berry

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On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > You go to adore, you ring a belle, you give your name
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>
> - Chuck Berry

The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the belles.

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 5 Sep 2023 18:29 UTC

On Tuesday, September 5, 2023 at 10:18:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<390a6aef-182d-466b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > You go to adore, you ring a belle, you give your name
> > > to a maid --- and then you are taken in. "Making that belle is as easy as uh ringing a bell."
> >
> > - Chuck Berry
>
> The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the belles.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always appealing to the belles.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 09:40 UTC

On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > You go to adore, you ring a belle, you give your name
> > > > to a maid --- and then you are taken in. "Making that belle is as easy as
> > > > uh ringing a bell."
> > >
> > > - Chuck Berry The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the belles. And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always appealing to the belles.

Leaving those pieces of skin all over for someone else to clean up.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 12:59 UTC

On Wednesday, September 6, 2023 at 4:40:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<580ec0a2-8964-47ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You go to adore, you ring a belle, you give your name
> > > > > to a maid --- and then you are taken in. "Making that belle is as easy as
> > > > > uh ringing a bell."
> > > >
> > > > - Chuck Berry The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the belles. And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always appealing to the belles.
>
> Leaving those pieces of skin all over for someone else to clean up.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

like, I can't help it if I'm a self mutilator.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 15:00 UTC

On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a2f1a12d-aa8c-4391-b406-1dd4cfea247bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > - Chuck Berry The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the
> > > > > belles. And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always appealing
> > > > > to the belles. Leaving those pieces of skin all over for someone else to clean up. like, I can't help it if I'm a self mutilator.

A would be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 6 Sep 2023 21:07 UTC

On Wednesday, September 6, 2023 at 10:00:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a2f1a12d-aa8c-4391...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > - Chuck Berry The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the
> > > > > > belles. And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always appealing
> > > > > > to the belles. Leaving those pieces of skin all over for someone else to clean up. like, I can't help it if I'm a self mutilator.
>
> A would be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I dauhmer that you have that right.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Sep 2023 08:45 UTC

On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > - Chuck Berry The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the
> > > > > > > belles. And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always appealing
> > > > > > > to the belles. Leaving those pieces of skin all over for someone else
> > > > > > > to clean up. like, I can't help it if I'm a self mutilator. A would be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup I dauhmer that you have that right.

Must I give you a lecter about his bad table manners??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 7 Sep 2023 10:46 UTC

On Thursday, September 7, 2023 at 3:46:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9a44ff9d-20d4-4834...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > - Chuck Berry The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the
> > > > > > > > belles. And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always appealing
> > > > > > > > to the belles. Leaving those pieces of skin all over for someone else
> > > > > > > > to clean up. like, I can't help it if I'm a self mutilator. A would be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup I dauhmer that you have that right.
>
> Must I give you a lecter about his bad table manners??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I heard that Hannibal coming over those mountains had a really bad manners

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 by: Mike - Thu, 7 Sep 2023 13:27 UTC

On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup I dauhmer that you have that
> > > > > > > > > right. Must I give you a lecter about his bad table manners??\ I heard that Hannibal coming over those mountains had a really bad manners

I hear he had a team of janitors cleaning up after those elephants

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 8 Sep 2023 03:11 UTC

On Thursday, September 7, 2023 at 8:27:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3a2ab81c-c2d3-40eb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > - Chuck Berry The sunburn season is ushered in by the pealing go the
> > > > > > > > > > belles. And, of course, with my handsome physique, I'm always
> > > > > > > > > > appealing
> > > > > > > > > > to the belles. Leaving those pieces of skin all over for someone else
> > > > > > > > > > to clean up. like, I can't help it if I'm a self mutilator. A would
> > > > > > > > > > be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup I dauhmer that you have that
> > > > > > > > > > right. Must I give you a lecter about his bad table manners??\ I heard that Hannibal coming over those mountains had a really bad manners
>
> I hear he had a team of janitors cleaning up after those elephants
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there was a cartoon. There's a lady elephant , a man has put a ladder up against her backside, and there's a very sheepish looking male elephant at the other end of the room, the man is climbing up the ladder, and he says "Now I want you to watch this carefully, I'm only going to do it once. "

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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Sep 2023 08:43 UTC

On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > A would
> > > > > > > > > > > be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup I dauhmer that you have that
> > > > > > > > > > > right. Must I give you a lecter about his bad table manners??\ I
> > > > > > > > > > > heard that Hannibal coming over those mountains had a really bad
> > > > > > > > > > > manners I hear he had a team of janitors cleaning up after those elephants
> there was a cartoon. There's a lady elephant , a man has put a ladder up
> against her backside, and there's a very sheepish looking male elephant at
> the other end of the room, the man is climbing up the ladder, and he says
> "Now I want you to watch this carefully, I'm only going to do it once. “

He is bragging he can even do it once.

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 8 Sep 2023 13:34 UTC

On Friday, September 8, 2023 at 3:43:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<beebc81a-429a-4f58...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > A would
> > > > > > > > > > > > be comedian, thinks he is a real cutup I dauhmer that you have that
> > > > > > > > > > > > right. Must I give you a lecter about his bad table manners??\ I
> > > > > > > > > > > > heard that Hannibal coming over those mountains had a really bad
> > > > > > > > > > > > manners I hear he had a team of janitors cleaning up after those elephants
> > there was a cartoon. There's a lady elephant , a man has put a ladder up
> > against her backside, and there's a very sheepish looking male elephant at
> > the other end of the room, the man is climbing up the ladder, and he says
> > "Now I want you to watch this carefully, I'm only going to do it once. “
>
> He is bragging he can even do it once.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You would think that with him standing on the ladder, and then the elephant's vagina was at least a foot away, that he would have to be very well endowed to perform coitus on an elephant, but he did manage it because his name was Hairy Reams.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 8 Sep 2023 14:58 UTC

On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > there was a cartoon. There's a lady elephant , a man has put a ladder up
> > > against her backside, and there's a very sheepish looking male elephant at
> > > the other end of the room, the man is climbing up the ladder, and he says
> > > "Now I want you to watch this carefully, I'm only going to do it once. “ He is bragging he can even do it once.
>
> You would think that with him standing on the ladder, and then the elephant's
> vagina was at least a foot away, that he would have to be very well endowed
> to perform coitus on an elephant, but he did manage it because his name was
> Hairy Reams.

He wa a drill seaker???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Friday, September 8, 2023 at 9:58:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<195edf1d-32d9-40c4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > there was a cartoon. There's a lady elephant , a man has put a ladder up
> > > > against her backside, and there's a very sheepish looking male elephant at
> > > > the other end of the room, the man is climbing up the ladder, and he says
> > > > "Now I want you to watch this carefully, I'm only going to do it once. “ He is bragging he can even do it once.
> >
> > You would think that with him standing on the ladder, and then the elephant's
> > vagina was at least a foot away, that he would have to be very well endowed
> > to perform coitus on an elephant, but he did manage it because his name was
> > Hairy Reams.
> He wa a drill seaker???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes. He was a drill seeker. He sold drills by the seashore, and he needed a constant supply of drills, to sell people drills.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 9 Sep 2023 06:33 UTC

On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > You would think that with him standing on the ladder, and then the
> > > elephant's
> > > vagina was at least a foot away, that he would have to be very well endowed
> > > to perform coitus on an elephant, but he did manage it because his name was
> > > Hairy Reams.
> > He wa a drill seaker??? yes. He was a drill seeker. He sold drills by the seashore, and he needed a
> constant supply of drills, to sell people drills.

He was a boring person.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 9 Sep 2023 07:02 UTC

On Saturday, September 9, 2023 at 1:34:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5ec8e510-b125-47f8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > You would think that with him standing on the ladder, and then the
> > > > elephant's
> > > > vagina was at least a foot away, that he would have to be very well endowed
> > > > to perform coitus on an elephant, but he did manage it because his name was
> > > > Hairy Reams.
> > > He wa a drill seaker??? yes. He was a drill seeker. He sold drills by the seashore, and he needed a
> > constant supply of drills, to sell people drills.
> He was a boring person.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

since I'm a really nice guy, I'm not going to say that he was like you, but instead, I'll say yes , he was a boring person.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 09:04 UTC

On Sep 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > He wa a drill seaker??? yes. He was a drill seeker. He sold drills by the
> > > > seashore, and he needed a
> > > constant supply of drills, to sell people drills.
> > He was a boring person.
> since I'm a really nice guy, I'm not going to say that he was like you, but
> instead, I'll say yes , he was a boring person.

A nice “guy”??? Wearing 5 inch heels and fish net stockings????

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 12:43 UTC

On Sunday, September 10, 2023 at 4:04:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<acba74f2-b24d-40bc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > He wa a drill seaker??? yes. He was a drill seeker. He sold drills by the
> > > > > seashore, and he needed a
> > > > constant supply of drills, to sell people drills.
> > > He was a boring person.
> > since I'm a really nice guy, I'm not going to say that he was like you, but
> > instead, I'll say yes , he was a boring person.
> A nice “guy”??? Wearing 5 inch heels and fish net stockings????
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

when did you start dressing like that?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 12:55 UTC

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > constant supply of drills, to sell people drills.
> > > > He was a boring person.
> > > since I'm a really nice guy, I'm not going to say that he was like you, but
> > > instead, I'll say yes , he was a boring person.
> > A nice “guy”??? Wearing 5 inch heels and fish net stockings????
>
> when did you start dressing like that?

There was one delusional minute when I considered following your example.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 16:57 UTC

On Sunday, September 10, 2023 at 7:55:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a3963ee-0158-41f1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > constant supply of drills, to sell people drills.
> > > > > He was a boring person.
> > > > since I'm a really nice guy, I'm not going to say that he was like you, but
> > > > instead, I'll say yes , he was a boring person.
> > > A nice “guy”??? Wearing 5 inch heels and fish net stockings????
> >
> > when did you start dressing like that?
> There was one delusional minute when I considered following your example.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well, 5 inch heels and black fishnet stockings are one thing, but there was that time where I considered going on Chaturbate but I'd have to take all those hormones to develop a beautiful upper female torso while keeping the below gonads, which looks so bizarre, and sometimes I wonder if those creatures are using AI art, or something to create such a combination.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 20:15 UTC

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > He was a boring person.
> > > > > since I'm a really nice guy, I'm not going to say that he was like you,
> > > > > but
> > > > > instead, I'll say yes , he was a boring person.
> > > > A nice “guy”??? Wearing 5 inch heels and fish net stockings????
> > >
> > > when did you start dressing like that?
> > There was one delusional minute when I considered following your example.
>
> Well, 5 inch heels and black fishnet stockings are one thing, but there was
> that time where I considered going on Chaturbate but I'd have to take all
> those hormones to develop a beautiful upper female torso while keeping the
> below gonads, which looks so bizarre, and sometimes I wonder if those
> creatures are using AI art, or something to create such a combination.

Yours would be the only entry people would pay NOT to see.

Michael LeVine
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diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 10 Sep 2023 21:47 UTC

On Sunday, September 10, 2023 at 3:15:56 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0a1dadd6-7291-4861...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > He was a boring person.
> > > > > > since I'm a really nice guy, I'm not going to say that he was like you,
> > > > > > but
> > > > > > instead, I'll say yes , he was a boring person.
> > > > > A nice “guy”??? Wearing 5 inch heels and fish net stockings????
> > > >
> > > > when did you start dressing like that?
> > > There was one delusional minute when I considered following your example.
> >
> > Well, 5 inch heels and black fishnet stockings are one thing, but there was
> > that time where I considered going on Chaturbate but I'd have to take all
> > those hormones to develop a beautiful upper female torso while keeping the
> > below gonads, which looks so bizarre, and sometimes I wonder if those
> > creatures are using AI art, or something to create such a combination.
> Yours would be the only entry people would pay NOT to see.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Well you bring up the question "how many things is something not "? what made me delve into this question was Magritte's's famous painting "This is not a pipe " in it he depicted an image of a smoking pipe . of course it's not a pipe it's a painting of a pipe . so how many things is the painting of a pipe not? It's not a grasshopper . it's not alpha centauri. It's not inverted nipples. It's not an electron in the Andromeda galaxy. There's just a whole big s-load of things that it's not and in fact, I think I will go against the mathematicians here and say it's probably an infinity. If it's not infinity, it's close to it. so people would pay to not see me converted into this horrible chimera. Granted. they would also not pay to have their left arm crushed in a pecan harvester, which has happened to me ; I'm standing there by the pecan harvester , it's trapped me right over a fire ant bed so they're covering my body and Darlene did not come and check on me for three days because she was watching her favorite soap operas.
it's just a really interesting question . All I can say about it is that I want my dolly.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 11 Sep 2023 08:09 UTC

On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6b25e891-30df-447a-a3ea-d26e06574f0bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > when did you start dressing like that?
> > > > There was one delusional minute when I considered following your example.
> > >
> > > Well, 5 inch heels and black fishnet stockings are one thing, but there was
> > > that time where I considered going on Chaturbate but I'd have to take all
> > > those hormones to develop a beautiful upper female torso while keeping the
> > > below gonads, which looks so bizarre, and sometimes I wonder if those
> > > creatures are using AI art, or something to create such a combination.
> > Yours would be the only entry people would pay NOT to see.
>
> Well you bring up the question "how many things is something not "? what made
> me delve into this question was Magritte's's famous painting "This is not a
> pipe " in it he depicted an image of a smoking pipe . of course it's not a
> pipe it's a painting of a pipe . so how many things is the painting of a pipe
> not? It's not a grasshopper . it's not alpha centauri. It's not inverted
> nipples. It's not an electron in the Andromeda galaxy. There's just a whole
> big s-load of things that it's not and in fact, I think I will go against the
> mathematicians here and say it's probably an infinity. If it's not infinity,
> it's close to it. so people would pay to not see me converted into this
> horrible chimera. Granted. they would also not pay to have their left arm
> crushed in a pecan harvester, which has happened to me ; I'm standing there
> by the pecan harvester , it's trapped me right over a fire ant bed so they're
> covering my body and Darlene did not come and check on me for three days
> because she was watching her favorite soap operas.
> it's just a really interesting question . All I can say about it is that I
> want my dolly.

So we cam dolly you out of here???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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