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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 11 Sep 2023 14:31 UTC

On Monday, September 11, 2023 at 3:09:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6b25e891-30df-447a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > when did you start dressing like that?
> > > > > There was one delusional minute when I considered following your example.
> > > >
> > > > Well, 5 inch heels and black fishnet stockings are one thing, but there was
> > > > that time where I considered going on Chaturbate but I'd have to take all
> > > > those hormones to develop a beautiful upper female torso while keeping the
> > > > below gonads, which looks so bizarre, and sometimes I wonder if those
> > > > creatures are using AI art, or something to create such a combination.
> > > Yours would be the only entry people would pay NOT to see.
> >
> > Well you bring up the question "how many things is something not "? what made
> > me delve into this question was Magritte's's famous painting "This is not a
> > pipe " in it he depicted an image of a smoking pipe . of course it's not a
> > pipe it's a painting of a pipe . so how many things is the painting of a pipe
> > not? It's not a grasshopper . it's not alpha centauri. It's not inverted
> > nipples. It's not an electron in the Andromeda galaxy. There's just a whole
> > big s-load of things that it's not and in fact, I think I will go against the
> > mathematicians here and say it's probably an infinity. If it's not infinity,
> > it's close to it. so people would pay to not see me converted into this
> > horrible chimera. Granted. they would also not pay to have their left arm
> > crushed in a pecan harvester, which has happened to me ; I'm standing there
> > by the pecan harvester , it's trapped me right over a fire ant bed so they're
> > covering my body and Darlene did not come and check on me for three days
> > because she was watching her favorite soap operas.
> > it's just a really interesting question . All I can say about it is that I
> > want my dolly.
> So we cam dolly you out of here???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What do you call Dolly Parton , nude , lying in a creek face up ? It's called "Islands in the Stream. "
Ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 11 Sep 2023 17:54 UTC

On Sep 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > they're
> > > covering my body and Darlene did not come and check on me for three days
> > > because she was watching her favorite soap operas.
> > > it's just a really interesting question . All I can say about it is that I
> > > want my dolly.
> > So we cam dolly you out of here???
> What do you call Dolly Parton , nude , lying in a creek face up ? It's called
> "Islands in the Stream. "
> Ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

That attempt would be a bust.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 11 Sep 2023 21:27 UTC

On Monday, September 11, 2023 at 12:54:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<84653a43-0740-4194...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > they're
> > > > covering my body and Darlene did not come and check on me for three days
> > > > because she was watching her favorite soap operas.
> > > > it's just a really interesting question . All I can say about it is that I
> > > > want my dolly.
> > > So we cam dolly you out of here???
> > What do you call Dolly Parton , nude , lying in a creek face up ? It's called
> > "Islands in the Stream. "
> > Ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
> That attempt would be a bust.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I do have a bust of Dolly Parton, but since it's just a bust, , unfortunately it ends right below her chin.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 12 Sep 2023 07:50 UTC

On Sep 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Monday, September 11, 2023 at 12:54:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Sep 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<84653a43-0740-4194...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > they're
> > > > > covering my body and Darlene did not come and check on me for three days
> > > > > because she was watching her favorite soap operas.
> > > > > it's just a really interesting question . All I can say about it is that
> > > > > I
> > > > > want my dolly.
> > > > So we cam dolly you out of here???
> > > What do you call Dolly Parton , nude , lying in a creek face up ? It's
> > > called
> > > "Islands in the Stream. "
> > > Ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
> > That attempt would be a bust.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I do have a bust of Dolly Parton, but since it's just a bust, , unfortunately
> it ends right below her chin.

Makes necking hard.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 12 Sep 2023 08:54 UTC

On Tuesday, September 12, 2023 at 2:50:59 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<59d8a747-c42d-4fb6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, September 11, 2023 at 12:54:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Sep 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<84653a43-0740-4194...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > they're
> > > > > > covering my body and Darlene did not come and check on me for three days
> > > > > > because she was watching her favorite soap operas.
> > > > > > it's just a really interesting question . All I can say about it is that
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > want my dolly.
> > > > > So we cam dolly you out of here???
> > > > What do you call Dolly Parton , nude , lying in a creek face up ? It's
> > > > called
> > > > "Islands in the Stream. "
> > > > Ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
> > > That attempt would be a bust.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I do have a bust of Dolly Parton, but since it's just a bust, , unfortunately
> > it ends right below her chin.
> Makes necking hard.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

When I was courting Darlene, we were parked in Lover's Lane necking and a police officer came by and shined (shone?) his bright flashlight into the car and I told him "officer , we were just necking" and he said, "you pull your neck on out of there."

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 by: Mike - Tue, 12 Sep 2023 11:01 UTC

On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<47a81696-8815-4804-8b52-a80c5bff35ben@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > So we cam dolly you out of here???
> > > > > What do you call Dolly Parton , nude , lying in a creek face up ? It's
> > > > > called
> > > > > "Islands in the Stream. "
> > > > > Ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
> > > > That attempt would be a bust.
> > > I do have a bust of Dolly Parton, but since it's just a bust, ,
> > > unfortunately
> > > it ends right below her chin.
> > Makes necking hard.
> When I was courting Darlene, we were parked in Lover's Lane necking and a
> police officer came by and shined (shone?) his bright flashlight into the car
> and I told him "officer , we were just necking" and he said, "you pull your
> neck on out of there.”
Be glad he did not arrest you as a neck - ropiliack

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 12 Sep 2023 16:29 UTC

On Tuesday, September 12, 2023 at 6:01:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<47a81696-8815-4804...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > So we cam dolly you out of here???
> > > > > > What do you call Dolly Parton , nude , lying in a creek face up ? It's
> > > > > > called
> > > > > > "Islands in the Stream. "
> > > > > > Ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
> > > > > That attempt would be a bust.
> > > > I do have a bust of Dolly Parton, but since it's just a bust, ,
> > > > unfortunately
> > > > it ends right below her chin.
> > > Makes necking hard.
> > When I was courting Darlene, we were parked in Lover's Lane necking and a
> > police officer came by and shined (shone?) his bright flashlight into the car
> > and I told him "officer , we were just necking" and he said, "you pull your
> > neck on out of there.”
> Be glad he did not arrest you as a neck - ropiliack
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene has used a chicken neck as a sex aid, but I'm not going to mention that , too obscene.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 12 Sep 2023 18:47 UTC

On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5b23f52f-9c21-4eee-a72b-795ff1973bd8n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Makes necking hard.
> > > When I was courting Darlene, we were parked in Lover's Lane necking and a
> > > police officer came by and shined (shone?) his bright flashlight into the
> > > car
> > > and I told him "officer , we were just necking" and he said, "you pull your
> > > neck on out of there.”
> > Be glad he did not arrest you as a neck - ropiliack
>
> Darlene has used a chicken neck as a sex aid, but I'm not going to mention
> that , too obscene.

Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it.

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Tuesday, September 12, 2023 at 1:47:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5b23f52f-9c21-4eee...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Makes necking hard.
> > > > When I was courting Darlene, we were parked in Lover's Lane necking and a
> > > > police officer came by and shined (shone?) his bright flashlight into the
> > > > car
> > > > and I told him "officer , we were just necking" and he said, "you pull your
> > > > neck on out of there.”
> > > Be glad he did not arrest you as a neck - ropiliack
> >
> > Darlene has used a chicken neck as a sex aid, but I'm not going to mention
> > that , too obscene.
> Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, no no no no I didn't give a specific referent. I was talking about too obscene for you . man , if it's too obscene for you I'm interested in it.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 13 Sep 2023 10:49 UTC

On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1f95f53a-453d-4cbf-8a38-f951b3c39853n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Be glad he did not arrest you as a neck - ropiliack
> > >
> > > Darlene has used a chicken neck as a sex aid, but I'm not going to mention
> > > that , too obscene.
> > Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it. no, no no no no I didn't give a specific referent. I was talking about too
> obscene for you . man , if it's too obscene for you I'm interested in it.

You could not handle it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 13 Sep 2023 14:19 UTC

On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 5:49:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1f95f53a-453d-4cbf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Be glad he did not arrest you as a neck - ropiliack
> > > >
> > > > Darlene has used a chicken neck as a sex aid, but I'm not going to mention
> > > > that , too obscene.
> > > Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it. no, no no no no I didn't give a specific referent. I was talking about too
> > obscene for you . man , if it's too obscene for you I'm interested in it.
> You could not handle it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

you couldn't handle it
isn't that a line from a movie somewhere?
something like you couldn't handle the truth
I'd look it up but the birdcage needs cleaning.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 13 Sep 2023 14:56 UTC

On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2afe02d2-bffa-4a20-84ca-6650b7e40c79n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene has used a chicken neck as a sex aid, but I'm not going to
> > > > > mention
> > > > > that , too obscene.
> > > > Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it. no, no no no no I
> > > > didn't give a specific referent. I was talking about too
> > > obscene for you . man , if it's too obscene for you I'm interested in it.
> > You could not handle it.
> you couldn't handle it
> isn't that a line from a movie somewhere?
> something like you couldn't handle the truth
> I'd look it up but the birdcage needs cleaning.

The tenant is complaining.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 05:01 UTC

On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 9:56:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2afe02d2-bffa-4a20...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene has used a chicken neck as a sex aid, but I'm not going to
> > > > > > mention
> > > > > > that , too obscene.
> > > > > Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it. no, no no no no I
> > > > > didn't give a specific referent. I was talking about too
> > > > obscene for you . man , if it's too obscene for you I'm interested in it.
> > > You could not handle it.
> > you couldn't handle it
> > isn't that a line from a movie somewhere?
> > something like you couldn't handle the truth
> > I'd look it up but the birdcage needs cleaning.
> The tenant is complaining.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The tenant says "I pay a good $50 a month to live here. You keep the floors clean, dammit."

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 by: Mike - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 08:48 UTC

On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<90a3fcca-5c0a-4360-ad16-f8b6cb48e230n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it. no, no no no no I
> > > > > > didn't give a specific referent. I was talking about too
> > > > > obscene for you . man , if it's too obscene for you I'm interested in it.
> > > > You could not handle it.
> > > you couldn't handle it
> > > isn't that a line from a movie somewhere?
> > > something like you couldn't handle the truth
> > > I'd look it up but the birdcage needs cleaning.
> > The tenant is complaining.
>
> The tenant says "I pay a good $50 a month to live here. You keep the floors
> clean, dammit.”
But iff you want a place with floors, it costs $100/month

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 16:54 UTC

On Thursday, September 14, 2023 at 3:48:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<90a3fcca-5c0a-4360...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Too obscene for you!!! That has me interested in it. no, no no no no I
> > > > > > > didn't give a specific referent. I was talking about too
> > > > > > obscene for you . man , if it's too obscene for you I'm interested in it.
> > > > > You could not handle it.
> > > > you couldn't handle it
> > > > isn't that a line from a movie somewhere?
> > > > something like you couldn't handle the truth
> > > > I'd look it up but the birdcage needs cleaning.
> > > The tenant is complaining.
> >
> > The tenant says "I pay a good $50 a month to live here. You keep the floors
> > clean, dammit.”
> But iff you want a place with floors, it costs $100/month
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

having no floor that reminds me of this movie called the last voyage. It was about a big cruise ship sinking , what they did they actually went out and found a cruise ship that was being scuttled and they filmed on it. it's is kind of interesting , the water was coming up to the handrails around the deck and they still filmed. but the deal is the boiler blew up on the ship and above it there were several rooms and it tore out all the room's floor, except for the four tiny corners, and there was this girl that was on one of the corners and her father was in the diagonally opposite corner, and he was throwing ropes over to her and everything , a completely unbelievable plot, just like all of Hollywood is infesting our minds with falsehoods so that we become Mormons , and then I forget what happened of course the little girl was saved. I mean what else , this is Hollywood.
we saw that movie out at the lone tree theater that was back when they actually had drive-in theaters , would you believe like they showed the 10 Commandments and they actually showed it on two separate nights so you had to go home and then come back for the second half? can you think about doing that today with all the ways to watch a movie at home?
there was also another drive in called the Gemini theater and what it was Gemini of course means two so there were two screens they're all torn down now and it's of course a subdivision , street names are like Gemini Court and Gemini Farbleburger and Gemini Inverted Nipples.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 19:09 UTC

On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<8a80fe19-ebdf-4ed9-a945-72b489d1a020n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > I'd look it up but the birdcage needs cleaning.
> > > > The tenant is complaining. The tenant says "I pay a good $50 a month to live here. You keep the floors
> > > clean, dammit.â€
> > But iff you want a place with floors, it costs $100/month
>
> having no floor that reminds me of this movie called the last voyage. It was
> about a big cruise ship sinking , what they did they actually went out and
> found a cruise ship that was being scuttled and they filmed on it. it's is
> kind of interesting , the water was coming up to the handrails around the
> deck and they still filmed. but the deal is the boiler blew up on the ship
> and above it there were several rooms and it tore out all the room's floor,
> except for the four tiny corners, and there was this girl that was on one of
> the corners and her father was in the diagonally opposite corner, and he was
> throwing ropes over to her and everything , a completely unbelievable plot,
> just like all of Hollywood is infesting our minds with falsehoods so that we
> become Mormons , and then I forget what happened of course the little girl
> was saved. I mean what else , this is Hollywood.
> we saw that movie out at the lone tree theater that was back when they
> actually had drive-in theaters , would you believe like they showed the 10
> Commandments and they actually showed it on two separate nights so you had to
> go home and then come back for the second half? can you think about doing
> that today with all the ways to watch a movie at home?
> there was also another drive in called the Gemini theater and what it was
> Gemini of course means two so there were two screens they're all torn down
> now and it's of course a subdivision , street names are like Gemini Court and
> Gemini Farbleburger and Gemini Inverted Nipples.

With all your making out in the car, when did you have time to watch the
movie???\

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 20:11 UTC

On Thursday, September 14, 2023 at 2:09:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8a80fe19-ebdf-4ed9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I'd look it up but the birdcage needs cleaning.
> > > > > The tenant is complaining. The tenant says "I pay a good $50 a month to live here. You keep the floors
> > > > clean, dammit.â€
> > > But iff you want a place with floors, it costs $100/month
> >
> > having no floor that reminds me of this movie called the last voyage. It was
> > about a big cruise ship sinking , what they did they actually went out and
> > found a cruise ship that was being scuttled and they filmed on it. it's is
> > kind of interesting , the water was coming up to the handrails around the
> > deck and they still filmed. but the deal is the boiler blew up on the ship
> > and above it there were several rooms and it tore out all the room's floor,
> > except for the four tiny corners, and there was this girl that was on one of
> > the corners and her father was in the diagonally opposite corner, and he was
> > throwing ropes over to her and everything , a completely unbelievable plot,
> > just like all of Hollywood is infesting our minds with falsehoods so that we
> > become Mormons , and then I forget what happened of course the little girl
> > was saved. I mean what else , this is Hollywood.
> > we saw that movie out at the lone tree theater that was back when they
> > actually had drive-in theaters , would you believe like they showed the 10
> > Commandments and they actually showed it on two separate nights so you had to
> > go home and then come back for the second half? can you think about doing
> > that today with all the ways to watch a movie at home?
> > there was also another drive in called the Gemini theater and what it was
> > Gemini of course means two so there were two screens they're all torn down
> > now and it's of course a subdivision , street names are like Gemini Court and
> > Gemini Farbleburger and Gemini Inverted Nipples.
> With all your making out in the car, when did you have time to watch the
> movie???\
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

you take that back, mike. I was there with my parents
I would never make out with my parents at least not sober. Anyway, they were making out with each other though.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 07:43 UTC

On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > \having no floor that reminds me of this movie called the last voyage. It
> > > was
> > > about a big cruise ship sinking , what they did they actually went out and
> > > found a cruise ship that was being scuttled and they filmed on it. it's is
> > > kind of interesting , the water was coming up to the handrails around the
> > > deck and they still filmed. but the deal is the boiler blew up on the ship
> > > and above it there were several rooms and it tore out all the room's floor,
> > > except for the four tiny corners, and there was this girl that was on one
> > > of
> > > the corners and her father was in the diagonally opposite corner, and he
> > > was
> > > throwing ropes over to her and everything , a completely unbelievable plot,
> > > just like all of Hollywood is infesting our minds with falsehoods so that
> > > we
> > > become Mormons , and then I forget what happened of course the little girl
> > > was saved. I mean what else , this is Hollywood.
> > > we saw that movie out at the lone tree theater that was back when they
> > > actually had drive-in theaters , would you believe like they showed the 10
> > > Commandments and they actually showed it on two separate nights so you had
> > > to
> > > go home and then come back for the second half? can you think about doing
> > > that today with all the ways to watch a movie at home?
> > > there was also another drive in called the Gemini theater and what it was
> > > Gemini of course means two so there were two screens they're all torn down
> > > now and it's of course a subdivision , street names are like Gemini Court
> > > and
> > > Gemini Farbleburger and Gemini Inverted Nipples.
> > With all your making out in the car, when did you have time to watch the
> > movie???\
>
> you take that back, mike. I was there with my parents
> I would never make out with my parents at least not sober. Anyway, they were
> making out with each other though.

So you could not make out then or now...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 12:41 UTC

On Friday, September 15, 2023 at 2:44:08 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<efeec858-f3da-4f65...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > \having no floor that reminds me of this movie called the last voyage. It
> > > > was
> > > > about a big cruise ship sinking , what they did they actually went out and
> > > > found a cruise ship that was being scuttled and they filmed on it. it's is
> > > > kind of interesting , the water was coming up to the handrails around the
> > > > deck and they still filmed. but the deal is the boiler blew up on the ship
> > > > and above it there were several rooms and it tore out all the room's floor,
> > > > except for the four tiny corners, and there was this girl that was on one
> > > > of
> > > > the corners and her father was in the diagonally opposite corner, and he
> > > > was
> > > > throwing ropes over to her and everything , a completely unbelievable plot,
> > > > just like all of Hollywood is infesting our minds with falsehoods so that
> > > > we
> > > > become Mormons , and then I forget what happened of course the little girl
> > > > was saved. I mean what else , this is Hollywood.
> > > > we saw that movie out at the lone tree theater that was back when they
> > > > actually had drive-in theaters , would you believe like they showed the 10
> > > > Commandments and they actually showed it on two separate nights so you had
> > > > to
> > > > go home and then come back for the second half? can you think about doing
> > > > that today with all the ways to watch a movie at home?
> > > > there was also another drive in called the Gemini theater and what it was
> > > > Gemini of course means two so there were two screens they're all torn down
> > > > now and it's of course a subdivision , street names are like Gemini Court
> > > > and
> > > > Gemini Farbleburger and Gemini Inverted Nipples.
> > > With all your making out in the car, when did you have time to watch the
> > > movie???\
> >
> > you take that back, mike. I was there with my parents
> > I would never make out with my parents at least not sober. Anyway, they were
> > making out with each other though.
> So you could not make out then or now...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I could so to make out. I was hired by the CIA as a brilliant photo interpreter, and they gave me photographs of Russia and I could make out the dead hand and I reported that to Biden, and now I have some kind of fantastic metal because of it.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 15:08 UTC

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > \With all your making out in the car, when did you have time to watch the
> > > > movie???\
> > >
> > > you take that back, mike. I was there with my parents
> > > I would never make out with my parents at least not sober. Anyway, they
> > > were
> > > making out with each other though.
> > So you could not make out then or now...
>
> I could so to make out. I was hired by the CIA as a brilliant photo
> interpreter, and they gave me photographs of Russia and I could make out the
> dead hand and I reported that to Biden, and now I have some kind of fantastic
> metal because of it.

But what about where the rest of the body was buried???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 17:37 UTC

On Friday, September 15, 2023 at 10:09:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<40ab42ef-eeaf-447d...@googlegroups.com>):
>
> > > > > \With all your making out in the car, when did you have time to watch the
> > > > > movie???\
> > > >
> > > > you take that back, mike. I was there with my parents
> > > > I would never make out with my parents at least not sober. Anyway, they
> > > > were
> > > > making out with each other though.
> > > So you could not make out then or now...
> >
> > I could so to make out. I was hired by the CIA as a brilliant photo
> > interpreter, and they gave me photographs of Russia and I could make out the
> > dead hand and I reported that to Biden, and now I have some kind of fantastic
> > metal because of it.
> But what about where the rest of the body was buried???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

right here in Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 20:35 UTC

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > So you could not make out then or now...
> > >
> > > I could so to make out. I was hired by the CIA as a brilliant photo
> > > interpreter, and they gave me photographs of Russia and I could make out
> > > the
> > > dead hand and I reported that to Biden, and now I have some kind of
> > > fantastic
> > > metal because of it.
> > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas.

Under who’s name???

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 20:56 UTC

On Friday, September 15, 2023 at 3:35:22 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<72a9c996-56ae-4644...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > So you could not make out then or now...
> > > >
> > > > I could so to make out. I was hired by the CIA as a brilliant photo
> > > > interpreter, and they gave me photographs of Russia and I could make out
> > > > the
> > > > dead hand and I reported that to Biden, and now I have some kind of
> > > > fantastic
> > > > metal because of it.
> > > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas.
>
> Under who’s name???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The names are on the tombstones, so everybody's buried under a name.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 16 Sep 2023 09:14 UTC

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in
> > > > Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas. Under who’s name??? The names are on the tombstones, so everybody's buried under a name.

I suppose I can handle that.

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 17 Sep 2023 03:00 UTC

On Saturday, September 16, 2023 at 4:14:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5e94c150-cb82-40c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > But what about where the rest of the body was buried??? right here in
> > > > > Memorial Gardens, Victoria, Texas. Under who’s name??? The names are on the tombstones, so everybody's buried under a name.
>
> I suppose I can handle that.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So you like classical composers?


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