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by: Mike - Wed, 23 Aug 2023 19:46 UTC

On Aug 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7ca22cba-a4f7-474b-98b8-c73f4601dbcdn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > There leaders need a birch rod applied to their glue - teus Maximus
> > > > > > > And if the birch branch would sprout a small side branch to the main
> > > > > > > branch,
> > > > > > > it would be a son of a birch.
> > > > > > I will not bough to your “logic"
> > > > > Your repartee is so wonderful, I will bough to it.
> > > > You had a momentary bough- -t of sanity. I do clean myself up every now
> > > > and then.
> >
> > Now if we could only of the same in Wash - inton...
>
> At least the Washington politicians keep their money clean by laundering it.

And look at the water pollution it makes

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 23 Aug 2023 22:16 UTC

On Wednesday, August 23, 2023 at 2:46:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7ca22cba-a4f7-474b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > There leaders need a birch rod applied to their glue - teus Maximus
> > > > > > > > And if the birch branch would sprout a small side branch to the main
> > > > > > > > branch,
> > > > > > > > it would be a son of a birch.
> > > > > > > I will not bough to your “logic"
> > > > > > Your repartee is so wonderful, I will bough to it.
> > > > > You had a momentary bough- -t of sanity. I do clean myself up every now
> > > > > and then.
> > >
> > > Now if we could only of the same in Wash - inton...
> >
> > At least the Washington politicians keep their money clean by laundering it.
> And look at the water pollution it makes
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

They need to use a low-sudsing detergent.

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by: Mike - Thu, 24 Aug 2023 09:53 UTC

On Aug 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0d63e360-2280-4f9c-ba93-79e2fc8b9518n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > it would be a son of a birch.
> > > > > > > > I will not bough to your “logic"
> > > > > > > Your repartee is so wonderful, I will bough to it.
> > > > > > You had a momentary bough- -t of sanity. I do clean myself up every now
> > > > > > and then.
> > > >
> > > > Now if we could only of the same in Wash - inton...
> > >
> > > At least the Washington politicians keep their money clean by laundering
> > > it.
> > And look at the water pollution it makes
>
> They need to use a low-sudsing detergent.

But when told they have to run a clean campaign, they reply is “No Soap"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 24 Aug 2023 15:51 UTC

On Thursday, August 24, 2023 at 4:54:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0d63e360-2280-4f9c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > it would be a son of a birch.
> > > > > > > > > I will not bough to your “logic"
> > > > > > > > Your repartee is so wonderful, I will bough to it.
> > > > > > > You had a momentary bough- -t of sanity. I do clean myself up every now
> > > > > > > and then.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now if we could only of the same in Wash - inton...
> > > >
> > > > At least the Washington politicians keep their money clean by laundering
> > > > it.
> > > And look at the water pollution it makes
> >
> > They need to use a low-sudsing detergent.
> But when told they have to run a clean campaign, they reply is “No Soap"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marxy

What was the children's game where if somebody farted they had to say "no pokes ". If they failed to say that the non-farting person could say "Soaps", then the person saying that could get to poke the guy who farted. Maybe I don't have the rules right , it's been a long time. Itz up there with the best computer games currently.

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by: Mike - Thu, 24 Aug 2023 16:01 UTC

On Aug 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now if we could only of the same in Wash - inton...
> > > > >
> > > > > At least the Washington politicians keep their money clean by laundering
> > > > > it.
> > > > And look at the water pollution it makes
> > >
> > > They need to use a low-sudsing detergent.
> > But when told they have to run a clean campaign, they reply is “No Soap"
> What was the children's game where if somebody farted they had to say "no
> pokes ". If they failed to say that the non-farting person could say "Soaps",
> then the person saying that could get to poke the guy who farted. Maybe I
> don't have the rules right , it's been a long time. Itz up there with the
> best computer games currently.

Now you are just pulling my fingerXXXXXXleg

Michael LeVine
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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 25 Aug 2023 18:45 UTC

On Thursday, August 24, 2023 at 11:01:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3bcb537f-1d32-451e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Now if we could only of the same in Wash - inton...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > At least the Washington politicians keep their money clean by laundering
> > > > > > it.
> > > > > And look at the water pollution it makes
> > > >
> > > > They need to use a low-sudsing detergent.
> > > But when told they have to run a clean campaign, they reply is “No Soap"
> > What was the children's game where if somebody farted they had to say "no
> > pokes ". If they failed to say that the non-farting person could say "Soaps",
> > then the person saying that could get to poke the guy who farted. Maybe I
> > don't have the rules right , it's been a long time. Itz up there with the
> > best computer games currently.
> Now you are just pulling my fingerXXXXXXleg
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

well, I have these novelty cards from around the 30s they're about the size of a business card. They have a little joke on them. One of them showed three chorus girls. They were talking to a magician, and they said "Cut the hocus and poke us"

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by: Mike - Sat, 26 Aug 2023 09:43 UTC

On Aug 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > >
> > > > > They need to use a low-sudsing detergent.
> > > > But when told they have to run a clean campaign, they reply is “No Soap"
> > > What was the children's game where if somebody farted they had to say "no
> > > pokes ". If they failed to say that the non-farting person could say
> > > "Soaps",
> > > then the person saying that could get to poke the guy who farted. Maybe I
> > > don't have the rules right , it's been a long time. Itz up there with the
> > > best computer games currently.
> > Now you are just pulling my fingerXXXXXXleg
>
> well, I have these novelty cards from around the 30s they're about the size
> of a business card. They have a little joke on them. One of them showed three
> chorus girls. They were talking to a magician, and they said "Cut the hocus
> and poke us”
Or the card with 3 Chinese girls with their names under neath
“No Fun Too:, “No Yen To” and “Some Fun Too"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
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Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 26 Aug 2023 14:42 UTC

On Saturday, August 26, 2023 at 4:44:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2164ab52-8ce0-439f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > They need to use a low-sudsing detergent.
> > > > > But when told they have to run a clean campaign, they reply is “No Soap"
> > > > What was the children's game where if somebody farted they had to say "no
> > > > pokes ". If they failed to say that the non-farting person could say
> > > > "Soaps",
> > > > then the person saying that could get to poke the guy who farted. Maybe I
> > > > don't have the rules right , it's been a long time. Itz up there with the
> > > > best computer games currently.
> > > Now you are just pulling my fingerXXXXXXleg
> >
> > well, I have these novelty cards from around the 30s they're about the size
> > of a business card. They have a little joke on them. One of them showed three
> > chorus girls. They were talking to a magician, and they said "Cut the hocus
> > and poke us”
> Or the card with 3 Chinese girls with their names under neath
> “No Fun Too:, “No Yen To” and “Some Fun Too"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Or the Chinese guy with the name Fuc Yew Tu.

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by: Mike - Sun, 27 Aug 2023 08:51 UTC

On Aug 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<df5a66f6-f74d-43b6-bf0e-2bc206ad66a5n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > What was the children's game where if somebody farted they had to say "no
> > > > > pokes ". If they failed to say that the non-farting person could say
> > > > > "Soaps",
> > > > > then the person saying that could get to poke the guy who farted. Maybe I
> > > > > don't have the rules right , it's been a long time. Itz up there with the
> > > > > best computer games currently.
> > > > Now you are just pulling my fingerXXXXXXleg
> > >
> > > well, I have these novelty cards from around the 30s they're about the size
> > > of a business card. They have a little joke on them. One of them showed
> > > three
> > > chorus girls. They were talking to a magician, and they said "Cut the hocus
> > > and poke us”
> > Or the card with 3 Chinese girls with their names under neath
> > “No Fun Too:, “No Yen To” and “Some Fun Too" Or the Chinese guy with the name Fuc Yew Tu.

He’s not my type

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 27 Aug 2023 17:35 UTC

On Sunday, August 27, 2023 at 3:51:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<df5a66f6-f74d-43b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > What was the children's game where if somebody farted they had to say "no
> > > > > > pokes ". If they failed to say that the non-farting person could say
> > > > > > "Soaps",
> > > > > > then the person saying that could get to poke the guy who farted. Maybe I
> > > > > > don't have the rules right , it's been a long time. Itz up there with the
> > > > > > best computer games currently.
> > > > > Now you are just pulling my fingerXXXXXXleg
> > > >
> > > > well, I have these novelty cards from around the 30s they're about the size
> > > > of a business card. They have a little joke on them. One of them showed
> > > > three
> > > > chorus girls. They were talking to a magician, and they said "Cut the hocus
> > > > and poke us”
> > > Or the card with 3 Chinese girls with their names under neath
> > > “No Fun Too:, “No Yen To” and “Some Fun Too" Or the Chinese guy with the name Fuc Yew Tu.
>
> He’s not my type
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You'll just have to die then ; there's no other blood available.

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by: Mike - Sun, 27 Aug 2023 21:04 UTC

On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > Now you are just pulling my fingerXXXXXXleg
> > > > >
> > > > > well, I have these novelty cards from around the 30s they're about the
> > > > > size
> > > > > of a business card. They have a little joke on them. One of them showed
> > > > > three
> > > > > chorus girls. They were talking to a magician, and they said "Cut the
> > > > > hocus
> > > > > and poke us”
> > > > Or the card with 3 Chinese girls with their names under neath
> > > > “No Fun Too:, “No Yen To” and “Some Fun Too" Or the Chinese guy
> > > > with the name Fuc Yew Tu.
> >
> > He’s not my type
> You'll just have to die then ; there's no other blood available.

I’l put the bite on someone l

Michael LeVine
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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 28 Aug 2023 18:53 UTC

On Sunday, August 27, 2023 at 4:04:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5c624789-2f1c-4bf5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Now you are just pulling my fingerXXXXXXleg
> > > > > >
> > > > > > well, I have these novelty cards from around the 30s they're about the
> > > > > > size
> > > > > > of a business card. They have a little joke on them. One of them showed
> > > > > > three
> > > > > > chorus girls. They were talking to a magician, and they said "Cut the
> > > > > > hocus
> > > > > > and poke us”
> > > > > Or the card with 3 Chinese girls with their names under neath
> > > > > “No Fun Too:, “No Yen To” and “Some Fun Too" Or the Chinese guy
> > > > > with the name Fuc Yew Tu.
> > >
> > > He’s not my type
> > You'll just have to die then ; there's no other blood available.
> I’l put the bite on someone l
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Make it Edward Lionheart, to punish him for all his dastardly deeds.

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by: Mike - Mon, 28 Aug 2023 20:21 UTC

On Aug 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > Or the card with 3 Chinese girls with their names under neath
> > > > > > “No Fun Too:, “No Yen To” and “Some Fun Too" Or the Chinese guy
> > > > > > with the name Fuc Yew Tu.
> > > >
> > > > He’s not my type
> > > You'll just have to die then ; there's no other blood available.
> > I’l put the bite on someone l
> Make it Edward Lionheart, to punish him for all his dastardly deeds.

No, Edward only went after critics.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 29 Aug 2023 09:19 UTC

On Monday, August 28, 2023 at 3:22:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dbb9cf24-1bf0-4ef9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Or the card with 3 Chinese girls with their names under neath
> > > > > > > “No Fun Too:, “No Yen To” and “Some Fun Too" Or the Chinese guy
> > > > > > > with the name Fuc Yew Tu.
> > > > >
> > > > > He’s not my type
> > > > You'll just have to die then ; there's no other blood available.
> > > I’l put the bite on someone l
> > Make it Edward Lionheart, to punish him for all his dastardly deeds.
> No, Edward only went after critics.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

how did he live with the heart of a lion beating in his chest ? Wouldn't it be the wrong blood type and everything?

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by: Mike - Tue, 29 Aug 2023 09:38 UTC

On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > He’s not my type
> > > > > You'll just have to die then ; there's no other blood available.
> > > > I’l put the bite on someone l
> > > Make it Edward Lionheart, to punish him for all his dastardly deeds.
> > No, Edward only went after critics.
>
> how did he live with the heart of a lion beating in his chest ? Wouldn't it
> be the wrong blood type and everything?

A medical cat - astrophy.

Michael LeVine
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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 29 Aug 2023 18:50 UTC

On Tuesday, August 29, 2023 at 4:39:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<34b024fe-47d3-41b6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > He’s not my type
> > > > > > You'll just have to die then ; there's no other blood available..
> > > > > I’l put the bite on someone l
> > > > Make it Edward Lionheart, to punish him for all his dastardly deeds..
> > > No, Edward only went after critics.
> >
> > how did he live with the heart of a lion beating in his chest ? Wouldn't it
> > be the wrong blood type and everything?
> A medical cat - astrophy.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Or a medieval astronomer cat who did Astro cat photography.

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by: Mike - Tue, 29 Aug 2023 18:53 UTC

On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fc143f3f-624d-469c-8eb1-b896b8e8df8dn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > You'll just have to die then ; there's no other blood available.
> > > > > > I’l put the bite on someone l
> > > > > Make it Edward Lionheart, to punish him for all his dastardly deeds.
> > > > No, Edward only went after critics. how did he live with the heart of a lion beating in his chest ? Wouldn't it
> > > be the wrong blood type and everything?
> > A medical cat - astrophy. Or a medieval astronomer cat who did Astro cat photography.

Back then it would have been an oil painting

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 30 Aug 2023 02:31 UTC

On Tuesday, August 29, 2023 at 1:53:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fc143f3f-624d-469c...@googlegroups.com>):
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> > > > > > > I’l put the bite on someone l
> > > > > > Make it Edward Lionheart, to punish him for all his dastardly deeds.
> > > > > No, Edward only went after critics. how did he live with the heart of a lion beating in his chest ? Wouldn't it
> > > > be the wrong blood type and everything?
> > > A medical cat - astrophy. Or a medieval astronomer cat who did Astro cat photography.
>
> Back then it would have been an oil painting
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies. l
> Groucho Marx

OK then. A cat painting your anus.

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by: Mike - Wed, 30 Aug 2023 07:33 UTC

On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > Make it Edward Lionheart, to punish him for all his dastardly deeds.
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> > > > > > lion beating in his chest ? Wouldn't it
> > > > > be the wrong blood type and everything?
> > > > A medical cat - astrophy. Or a medieval astronomer cat who did Astro cat
> > > > photography. Back then it would have been an oil painting OK then. A cat painting your anus.

Doing so rectum for any useful work

Michael LeVine
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diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 30 Aug 2023 14:28 UTC

On Wednesday, August 30, 2023 at 2:33:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<150f57ab-543d-40e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Make it Edward Lionheart, to punish him for all his dastardly deeds.
> > > > > > > No, Edward only went after critics. how did he live with the heart of a
> > > > > > > lion beating in his chest ? Wouldn't it
> > > > > > be the wrong blood type and everything?
> > > > > A medical cat - astrophy. Or a medieval astronomer cat who did Astro cat
> > > > > photography. Back then it would have been an oil painting OK then.. A cat painting your anus.
>
> Doing so rectum for any useful work
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Ralph: I have this friend that was involved in a severe car accident, and he sustained severe injuries to his ass area .

Floyd: Rectum?

Ralph: Yeah, they had to total it out.

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by: Mike - Wed, 30 Aug 2023 17:52 UTC

On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > No, Edward only went after critics. how did he live with the heart of
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> > > > > > > be the wrong blood type and everything?
> > > > > > A medical cat - astrophy. Or a medieval astronomer cat who did Astro cat
> > > > > > photography. Back then it would have been an oil painting OK then. A
> > > > > > cat painting your anus. Doing so rectum for any useful work Ralph: I have this friend that was involved in a severe car accident, and he
> sustained severe injuries to his ass area .
>
> Floyd: Rectum?
>
> Ralph: Yeah, they had to total it out.

But was that really the end result???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 31 Aug 2023 04:18 UTC

On Wednesday, August 30, 2023 at 12:52:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ef612a9d-7574-4565...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > No, Edward only went after critics. how did he live with the heart of
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > lion beating in his chest ? Wouldn't it
> > > > > > > > be the wrong blood type and everything?
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> > > > > > > cat painting your anus. Doing so rectum for any useful work Ralph: I have this friend that was involved in a severe car accident, and he
> > sustained severe injuries to his ass area .
> >
> > Floyd: Rectum?
> >
> > Ralph: Yeah, they had to total it out.
> But was that really the end result???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The end result is that they found 50 kg of cocaine in his car and he is now doing time and the main thing about his end is he's getting his dance card punched several times a day.

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by: Mike - Thu, 31 Aug 2023 08:40 UTC

On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > A medical cat - astrophy. Or a medieval astronomer cat who did Astro
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> > > > > > > > photography. Back then it would have been an oil painting OK then. A
> > > > > > > > cat painting your anus. Doing so rectum for any useful work Ralph: I
> > > > > > > > have this friend that was involved in a severe car accident, and he
> > > sustained severe injuries to his ass area .
> > >
> > > Floyd: Rectum?
> > >
> > > Ralph: Yeah, they had to total it out.
> > But was that really the end result??? The end result is that they found 50 kg of cocaine in his car and he is now
> doing time and the main thing about his end is he's getting his dance card
> punched several times a day.

WHat treatment does he get for friction burns???

Michael LeVine
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 31 Aug 2023 14:37 UTC

On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 3:40:33 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Aug 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<94ece385-08fc-4da2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > A medical cat - astrophy. Or a medieval astronomer cat who did Astro
> > > > > > > > > cat
> > > > > > > > > photography. Back then it would have been an oil painting OK then. A
> > > > > > > > > cat painting your anus. Doing so rectum for any useful work Ralph: I
> > > > > > > > > have this friend that was involved in a severe car accident, and he
> > > > sustained severe injuries to his ass area .
> > > >
> > > > Floyd: Rectum?
> > > >
> > > > Ralph: Yeah, they had to total it out.
> > > But was that really the end result??? The end result is that they found 50 kg of cocaine in his car and he is now
> > doing time and the main thing about his end is he's getting his dance card
> > punched several times a day.
> WHat treatment does he get for friction burns???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I thought friction burns were mainly on a man's penis.

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by: Mike - Fri, 1 Sep 2023 07:09 UTC

On Aug 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<807bba71-b8d9-4a3e-8247-a5e76f21d823n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > sustained severe injuries to his ass area .
> > > > >
> > > > > Floyd: Rectum?
> > > > >
> > > > > Ralph: Yeah, they had to total it out.
> > > > But was that really the end result??? The end result is that they found
> > > > 50 kg of cocaine in his car and he is now
> > > doing time and the main thing about his end is he's getting his dance card
> > > punched several times a day.
> > WHat treatment does he get for friction burns??? I thought friction burns were mainly on a man's penis.

You are thinking of Frank Burns.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

You will always find something in the last place you look.

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