On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 1:55:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3c8db719-2e0e-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 1:46:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<589c8657-0037-4c46...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 19, 2023 at 1:48:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<340edf61-026f-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Ralph was playing golf with a Japanese friend. Ralph was a horrible
> > > > > > > > shot,
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > when he teed off and the ball landed, his Japanese friend said
> > > > > > > > "Sashivoto".
> > > > > > > > Ralph asked "What does that mean?" but his Japanese friend refused to
> > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > him. Later that night Ralph retained the services of a Japanese
> > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > they begin to have at it, and the prostitute yelled "Sashivoto!" Ralph
> > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > her "What does that mean" and she exclaimed "WRONG HOLE!!!!!!”
> > > > > > > But the orientals have their own slant on life.
> > > > > > Hopefully, you are not using a racial disparagism on them by calling them
> > > > > > "slant eyes”?
> > > > > Since you just have -----
> > > >
> > > > monkey see, monkey do.
> > >
> > > That makes you a chimp off the old block
> > Hey , chimp off the old block? What do you mean by that?? Are you thinking
> > that I'm a sculptor like Michelangelo and I have a big block of granite and
> > that my specialty is chipping little statues of chimps off the big block of
> > granite mayhaps?
> Why must you monkey around with a good thing???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Kurt Vonnegut wrote a story "Welcome to the monkey house "'and what the plot was was the monkeys in the monkey house we're doing all kind of obscene things in front of the church goers when they viewed them on Sunday afternoon so they invented a serum for the monkeys, which just kind of froze their bodies so they couldn't have sex anymore. Can you imagine my surprise that Vonnegut wrote a story about squelching a monkey's sex drive when I've had that situation all my life?

On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<966acac8-4843-41ea-b3a4-3a77c1473c53n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 1:55:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3c8db719-2e0e-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 1:46:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<589c8657-0037-4c46...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 19, 2023 at 1:48:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<340edf61-026f-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Ralph was playing golf with a Japanese friend. Ralph was a horrible
> > > > > > > > > shot,
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > when he teed off and the ball landed, his Japanese friend said
> > > > > > > > > "Sashivoto".
> > > > > > > > > Ralph asked "What does that mean?" but his Japanese friend refused to
> > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > him. Later that night Ralph retained the services of a Japanese
> > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > they begin to have at it, and the prostitute yelled "Sashivoto!"
> > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > her "What does that mean" and she exclaimed "WRONG HOLE!!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > But the orientals have their own slant on life.
> > > > > > > Hopefully, you are not using a racial disparagism on them by calling
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > "slant eyes”?
> > > > > > Since you just have -----
> > > > >
> > > > > monkey see, monkey do.
> > > >
> > > > That makes you a chimp off the old block
> > > Hey , chimp off the old block? What do you mean by that?? Are you thinking
> > > that I'm a sculptor like Michelangelo and I have a big block of granite and
> > > that my specialty is chipping little statues of chimps off the big block of
> > > granite mayhaps?
> > Why must you monkey around with a good thing???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Kurt Vonnegut wrote a story "Welcome to the monkey house "'and what the plot
> was was the monkeys in the monkey house we're doing all kind of obscene
> things in front of the church goers when they viewed them on Sunday afternoon
> so they invented a serum for the monkeys, which just kind of froze their
> bodies so they couldn't have sex anymore. Can you imagine my surprise that
> Vonnegut wrote a story about squelching a monkey's sex drive when I've had
> that situation all my life?

Damn prudes, can’t stand it when someone is having fun.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, April 21, 2023 at 6:29:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<966acac8-4843-41ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 1:55:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3c8db719-2e0e-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 1:46:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<589c8657-0037-4c46...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 19, 2023 at 1:48:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<340edf61-026f-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Ralph was playing golf with a Japanese friend. Ralph was a horrible
> > > > > > > > > > shot,
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > when he teed off and the ball landed, his Japanese friend said
> > > > > > > > > > "Sashivoto".
> > > > > > > > > > Ralph asked "What does that mean?" but his Japanese friend refused to
> > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > him. Later that night Ralph retained the services of a Japanese
> > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > they begin to have at it, and the prostitute yelled "Sashivoto!"
> > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > her "What does that mean" and she exclaimed "WRONG HOLE!!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > But the orientals have their own slant on life.
> > > > > > > > Hopefully, you are not using a racial disparagism on them by calling
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > "slant eyes”?
> > > > > > > Since you just have -----
> > > > > >
> > > > > > monkey see, monkey do.
> > > > >
> > > > > That makes you a chimp off the old block
> > > > Hey , chimp off the old block? What do you mean by that?? Are you thinking
> > > > that I'm a sculptor like Michelangelo and I have a big block of granite and
> > > > that my specialty is chipping little statues of chimps off the big block of
> > > > granite mayhaps?
> > > Why must you monkey around with a good thing???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Kurt Vonnegut wrote a story "Welcome to the monkey house "'and what the plot
> > was was the monkeys in the monkey house we're doing all kind of obscene
> > things in front of the church goers when they viewed them on Sunday afternoon
> > so they invented a serum for the monkeys, which just kind of froze their
> > bodies so they couldn't have sex anymore. Can you imagine my surprise that
> > Vonnegut wrote a story about squelching a monkey's sex drive when I've had
> > that situation all my life?
> Damn prudes, can’t stand it when someone is having fun.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach some kind of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he was standing outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage and then the ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have to be.

On Apr 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3d29ead0-50e4-4ffc-bdc1-175c7df3a448n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 21, 2023 at 6:29:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<966acac8-4843-41ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 1:55:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3c8db719-2e0e-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 1:46:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<589c8657-0037-4c46...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 19, 2023 at 1:48:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<340edf61-026f-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Ralph was playing golf with a Japanese friend. Ralph was a horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > shot,
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > when he teed off and the ball landed, his Japanese friend said
> > > > > > > > > > > "Sashivoto".
> > > > > > > > > > > Ralph asked "What does that mean?" but his Japanese friend refused
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > him. Later that night Ralph retained the services of a Japanese
> > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > they begin to have at it, and the prostitute yelled "Sashivoto!"
> > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > her "What does that mean" and she exclaimed "WRONG HOLE!!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > But the orientals have their own slant on life.
> > > > > > > > > Hopefully, you are not using a racial disparagism on them by calling
> > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > "slant eyes”?
> > > > > > > > Since you just have -----
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > monkey see, monkey do.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That makes you a chimp off the old block
> > > > > Hey , chimp off the old block? What do you mean by that?? Are you
> > > > > thinking
> > > > > that I'm a sculptor like Michelangelo and I have a big block of granite
> > > > > and
> > > > > that my specialty is chipping little statues of chimps off the big block
> > > > > of
> > > > > granite mayhaps?
> > > > Why must you monkey around with a good thing???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Kurt Vonnegut wrote a story "Welcome to the monkey house "'and what the
> > > plot
> > > was was the monkeys in the monkey house we're doing all kind of obscene
> > > things in front of the church goers when they viewed them on Sunday
> > > afternoon
> > > so they invented a serum for the monkeys, which just kind of froze their
> > > bodies so they couldn't have sex anymore. Can you imagine my surprise that
> > > Vonnegut wrote a story about squelching a monkey's sex drive when I've had
> > > that situation all my life?
> > Damn prudes, can’t stand it when someone is having fun.
>
> There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach some kind
> of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he was standing
> outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage and then the
> ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have to be.

He likes finger food.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, April 22, 2023 at 4:38:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3d29ead0-50e4-4ffc...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 21, 2023 at 6:29:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<966acac8-4843-41ea...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 1:55:46 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3c8db719-2e0e-4991...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 1:46:25 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<589c8657-0037-4c46...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 19, 2023 at 1:48:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<340edf61-026f-4ea5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph was playing golf with a Japanese friend. Ralph was a horrible
> > > > > > > > > > > > shot,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > when he teed off and the ball landed, his Japanese friend said
> > > > > > > > > > > > "Sashivoto".
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph asked "What does that mean?" but his Japanese friend refused
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > tell
> > > > > > > > > > > > him. Later that night Ralph retained the services of a Japanese
> > > > > > > > > > > > prostitute
> > > > > > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > > > > > they begin to have at it, and the prostitute yelled "Sashivoto!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ralph
> > > > > > > > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > > > > > her "What does that mean" and she exclaimed "WRONG HOLE!!!!!!”
> > > > > > > > > > > But the orientals have their own slant on life.
> > > > > > > > > > Hopefully, you are not using a racial disparagism on them by calling
> > > > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > > > "slant eyes”?
> > > > > > > > > Since you just have -----
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > monkey see, monkey do.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That makes you a chimp off the old block
> > > > > > Hey , chimp off the old block? What do you mean by that?? Are you
> > > > > > thinking
> > > > > > that I'm a sculptor like Michelangelo and I have a big block of granite
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > that my specialty is chipping little statues of chimps off the big block
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > granite mayhaps?
> > > > > Why must you monkey around with a good thing???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Kurt Vonnegut wrote a story "Welcome to the monkey house "'and what the
> > > > plot
> > > > was was the monkeys in the monkey house we're doing all kind of obscene
> > > > things in front of the church goers when they viewed them on Sunday
> > > > afternoon
> > > > so they invented a serum for the monkeys, which just kind of froze their
> > > > bodies so they couldn't have sex anymore. Can you imagine my surprise that
> > > > Vonnegut wrote a story about squelching a monkey's sex drive when I've had
> > > > that situation all my life?
> > > Damn prudes, can’t stand it when someone is having fun.
> >
> > There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach some kind
> > of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he was standing
> > outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage and then the
> > ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have to be.
> He likes finger food.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No, the fingers should be eaten separately.

On Sunday, April 23, 2023 at 10:34:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ec1d1d4a-891f-454d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach some
> > > > > > kind
> > > > > > of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he was
> > > > > > standing
> > > > > > outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage and then
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have to be.
> > > > > He likes finger food.
> > > >
> > > > when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No, the
> > > > fingers
> > > > should be eaten separately.
> > > And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo.
> > It you've ever watched the movie Pink Flamingos there is a scene where Connie
> > and Raymond Marble engage in eating tofu. They have foot fetishes, and
> > they're sucking each other's toes!!!!!
> Thats not how to do a 69
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene came to me and said "honey , let's do 69 " and I got all excited. I thought she meant that sexual position but what she meant was she wanted to reenact our wedding ceremony from 1969.

On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<936a897d-44c5-475c-ae78-de5c5db16511n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach some
> > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he was
> > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage and
> > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have to
> > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > He likes finger food.
> > > > >
> > > > > when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No, the
> > > > > fingers
> > > > > should be eaten separately.
> > > > And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo.
> > > It you've ever watched the movie Pink Flamingos there is a scene where
> > > Connie
> > > and Raymond Marble engage in eating tofu. They have foot fetishes, and
> > > they're sucking each other's toes!!!!!
> > Thats not how to do a 69
>
> Darlene came to me and said "honey , let's do 69 " and I got all excited. I
> thought she meant that sexual position but what she meant was she wanted to
> reenact our wedding ceremony from 1969.

The one on april Fools Day??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, April 23, 2023 at 3:24:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<936a897d-44c5-475c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach some
> > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he was
> > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage and
> > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have to
> > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > He likes finger food.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No, the
> > > > > > fingers
> > > > > > should be eaten separately.
> > > > > And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo.
> > > > It you've ever watched the movie Pink Flamingos there is a scene where
> > > > Connie
> > > > and Raymond Marble engage in eating tofu. They have foot fetishes, and
> > > > they're sucking each other's toes!!!!!
> > > Thats not how to do a 69
> >
> > Darlene came to me and said "honey , let's do 69 " and I got all excited. I
> > thought she meant that sexual position but what she meant was she wanted to
> > reenact our wedding ceremony from 1969.
> The one on april Fools Day??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

darlene sometimes does play the fool; she comes to bed with a harlequin hat on.

On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<88ac86d4-5143-4fe2-9778-5f4d200eb21bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach
> > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he was
> > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage and
> > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have to
> > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > He likes finger food.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No, the
> > > > > > > fingers
> > > > > > > should be eaten separately.
> > > > > > And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo.
> > > > > It you've ever watched the movie Pink Flamingos there is a scene where
> > > > > Connie
> > > > > and Raymond Marble engage in eating tofu. They have foot fetishes, and
> > > > > they're sucking each other's toes!!!!!
> > > > Thats not how to do a 69
> > >
> > > Darlene came to me and said "honey , let's do 69 " and I got all excited. I
> > > thought she meant that sexual position but what she meant was she wanted to
> > > reenact our wedding ceremony from 1969.
> > The one on april Fools Day??
> darlene sometimes does play the fool; she comes to bed with a harlequin hat
> on.

Disguised as Harrly Quinn???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, April 23, 2023 at 6:41:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c8f4ef3b-bc39-4371...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach some
> > > > kind
> > > > of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he was
> > > > standing
> > > > outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage and then
> > > > the
> > > > ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have to be.
> > > He likes finger food.
> >
> > when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No, the fingers
> > should be eaten separately.
> And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It you've ever watched the movie Pink Flamingos there is a scene where Connie and Raymond Marble engage in eating tofu. They have foot fetishes, and they're sucking each other's toes!!!!!

On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ec1d1d4a-891f-454d-bb6b-db6de225a298n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach some
> > > > > kind
> > > > > of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he was
> > > > > standing
> > > > > outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage and then
> > > > > the
> > > > > ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have to be.
> > > > He likes finger food.
> > >
> > > when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No, the
> > > fingers
> > > should be eaten separately.
> > And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo.
> It you've ever watched the movie Pink Flamingos there is a scene where Connie
> and Raymond Marble engage in eating tofu. They have foot fetishes, and
> they're sucking each other's toes!!!!!

Thats not how to do a 69

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Apr 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c8f4ef3b-bc39-4371-9dd6-2d8e362983a5n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach some
> > > kind
> > > of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he was
> > > standing
> > > outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage and then
> > > the
> > > ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have to be.
> > He likes finger food.
>
> when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No, the fingers
> should be eaten separately.

And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, April 24, 2023 at 2:19:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<88ac86d4-5143-4fe2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach
> > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he was
> > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage and
> > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have to
> > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > He likes finger food.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No, the
> > > > > > > > fingers
> > > > > > > > should be eaten separately.
> > > > > > > And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo.
> > > > > > It you've ever watched the movie Pink Flamingos there is a scene where
> > > > > > Connie
> > > > > > and Raymond Marble engage in eating tofu. They have foot fetishes, and
> > > > > > they're sucking each other's toes!!!!!
> > > > > Thats not how to do a 69
> > > >
> > > > Darlene came to me and said "honey , let's do 69 " and I got all excited. I
> > > > thought she meant that sexual position but what she meant was she wanted to
> > > > reenact our wedding ceremony from 1969.
> > > The one on april Fools Day??
> > darlene sometimes does play the fool; she comes to bed with a harlequin hat
> > on.
> Disguised as Harrly Quinn???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.

and sometimes Anthony Quinn, but you might not believe this, I'm not into gay sex.

On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<56761500-4981-4fc4-b5be-fe3205b64219n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach
> > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he
> > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage
> > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > He likes finger food.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No, the
> > > > > > > > > fingers
> > > > > > > > > should be eaten separately.
> > > > > > > > And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo.
> > > > > > > It you've ever watched the movie Pink Flamingos there is a scene where
> > > > > > > Connie
> > > > > > > and Raymond Marble engage in eating tofu. They have foot fetishes, and
> > > > > > > they're sucking each other's toes!!!!!
> > > > > > Thats not how to do a 69
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene came to me and said "honey , let's do 69 " and I got all
> > > > > excited. I
> > > > > thought she meant that sexual position but what she meant was she wanted
> > > > > to
> > > > > reenact our wedding ceremony from 1969.
> > > > The one on april Fools Day??
> > > darlene sometimes does play the fool; she comes to bed with a harlequin hat
> > > on.
> > Disguised as Harrly Quinn???
> and sometimes Anthony Quinn, but you might not believe this, I'm not into gay
> sex.

But is it into you??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, April 24, 2023 at 1:56:09 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<56761500-4981-4fc4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > There was one of these primatologist guys that was trying to teach
> > > > > > > > > > > > some
> > > > > > > > > > > > kind
> > > > > > > > > > > > of ape to speak sign language or something like that and then he
> > > > > > > > > > > > was
> > > > > > > > > > > > standing
> > > > > > > > > > > > outside the cage, and he got his finger a little bit in the cage
> > > > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > > > then
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > ape just took his finger off. boy , shows you how careful you have
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > be.
> > > > > > > > > > > He likes finger food.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No, the
> > > > > > > > > > fingers
> > > > > > > > > > should be eaten separately.
> > > > > > > > > And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo.
> > > > > > > > It you've ever watched the movie Pink Flamingos there is a scene where
> > > > > > > > Connie
> > > > > > > > and Raymond Marble engage in eating tofu. They have foot fetishes, and
> > > > > > > > they're sucking each other's toes!!!!!
> > > > > > > Thats not how to do a 69
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene came to me and said "honey , let's do 69 " and I got all
> > > > > > excited. I
> > > > > > thought she meant that sexual position but what she meant was she wanted
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > reenact our wedding ceremony from 1969.
> > > > > The one on april Fools Day??
> > > > darlene sometimes does play the fool; she comes to bed with a harlequin hat
> > > > on.
> > > Disguised as Harrly Quinn???
> > and sometimes Anthony Quinn, but you might not believe this, I'm not into gay
> > sex.
> But is it into you??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, I said it's not.

On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5a0e6d5d-a46b-4141-bcee-d3a5790f118en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No,
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > fingers
> > > > > > > > > > > should be eaten separately.
> > > > > > > > > > And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo.
> > > > > > > > > It you've ever watched the movie Pink Flamingos there is a scene
> > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > Connie
> > > > > > > > > and Raymond Marble engage in eating tofu. They have foot fetishes,
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > they're sucking each other's toes!!!!!
> > > > > > > > Thats not how to do a 69
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene came to me and said "honey , let's do 69 " and I got all
> > > > > > > excited. I
> > > > > > > thought she meant that sexual position but what she meant was she
> > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > reenact our wedding ceremony from 1969.
> > > > > > The one on april Fools Day??
> > > > > darlene sometimes does play the fool; she comes to bed with a harlequin
> > > > > hat
> > > > > on.
> > > > Disguised as Harrly Quinn???
> > > and sometimes Anthony Quinn, but you might not believe this, I'm not into
> > > gay
> > > sex.
> > But is it into you??
>
> no, I said it's not.

But is it true ---- in the end???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 3:22:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5a0e6d5d-a46b-4141...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > when eating fried chicken, may it be eaten with the fingers? No,
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > fingers
> > > > > > > > > > > > should be eaten separately.
> > > > > > > > > > > And when that is finished there is all ways toe - foo..
> > > > > > > > > > It you've ever watched the movie Pink Flamingos there is a scene
> > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > Connie
> > > > > > > > > > and Raymond Marble engage in eating tofu. They have foot fetishes,
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > they're sucking each other's toes!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > Thats not how to do a 69
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darlene came to me and said "honey , let's do 69 " and I got all
> > > > > > > > excited. I
> > > > > > > > thought she meant that sexual position but what she meant was she
> > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > reenact our wedding ceremony from 1969.
> > > > > > > The one on april Fools Day??
> > > > > > darlene sometimes does play the fool; she comes to bed with a harlequin
> > > > > > hat
> > > > > > on.
> > > > > Disguised as Harrly Quinn???
> > > > and sometimes Anthony Quinn, but you might not believe this, I'm not into
> > > > gay
> > > > sex.
> > > But is it into you??
> >
> > no, I said it's not.
> But is it true ---- in the end???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No! I am not into gay sex!!! No, never even thought about it. It never even crossed my mind. The filthy disgusting things that gays do !!!!! no no way except for that one time in Indianapolis with my cousin.

On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5095bcc0-8d73-46c8-82b2-e93711c33283n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > Thats not how to do a 69
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darlene came to me and said "honey , let's do 69 " and I got all
> > > > > > > > > excited. I
> > > > > > > > > thought she meant that sexual position but what she meant was she
> > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > reenact our wedding ceremony from 1969.
> > > > > > > > The one on april Fools Day??
> > > > > > > darlene sometimes does play the fool; she comes to bed with a harlequin
> > > > > > > hat
> > > > > > > on.
> > > > > > Disguised as Harrly Quinn???
> > > > > and sometimes Anthony Quinn, but you might not believe this, I'm not into
> > > > > gay
> > > > > sex.
> > > > But is it into you??
> > >
> > > no, I said it's not.
> > But is it true ---- in the end???
>
> No! I am not into gay sex!!! No, never even thought about it. It never even
> crossed my mind. The filthy disgusting things that gays do !!!!! no no way
> except for that one time in Indianapolis with my cousin.

So you incest on being in denial???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 10:50:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5095bcc0-8d73-46c8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Thats not how to do a 69
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene came to me and said "honey , let's do 69 " and I got all
> > > > > > > > > > excited. I
> > > > > > > > > > thought she meant that sexual position but what she meant was she
> > > > > > > > > > wanted
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > reenact our wedding ceremony from 1969.
> > > > > > > > > The one on april Fools Day??
> > > > > > > > darlene sometimes does play the fool; she comes to bed with a harlequin
> > > > > > > > hat
> > > > > > > > on.
> > > > > > > Disguised as Harrly Quinn???
> > > > > > and sometimes Anthony Quinn, but you might not believe this, I'm not into
> > > > > > gay
> > > > > > sex.
> > > > > But is it into you??
> > > >
> > > > no, I said it's not.
> > > But is it true ---- in the end???
> >
> > No! I am not into gay sex!!! No, never even thought about it. It never even
> > crossed my mind. The filthy disgusting things that gays do !!!!! no no way
> > except for that one time in Indianapolis with my cousin.
> So you incest on being in denial???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Then there was the country song titled "I'm the queen of de Nile" where she sang that she is the queen of denial.

On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f2c3b819-63f8-4ca1-8325-5c04d35aafc9n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > The one on april Fools Day??
> > > > > > > > > darlene sometimes does play the fool; she comes to bed with a
> > > > > > > > > harlequin
> > > > > > > > > hat
> > > > > > > > > on.
> > > > > > > > Disguised as Harrly Quinn???
> > > > > > > and sometimes Anthony Quinn, but you might not believe this, I'm not
> > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > gay
> > > > > > > sex.
> > > > > > But is it into you??
> > > > >
> > > > > no, I said it's not.
> > > > But is it true ---- in the end???
> > >
> > > No! I am not into gay sex!!! No, never even thought about it. It never even
> > > crossed my mind. The filthy disgusting things that gays do !!!!! no no way
> > > except for that one time in Indianapolis with my cousin.
> > So you incest on being in denial???
>
> Then there was the country song titled "I'm the queen of de Nile" where she
> sang that she is the queen of denial.

I thought that was Cleopatra???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 5:40:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f2c3b819-63f8-4ca1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > The one on april Fools Day??
> > > > > > > > > > darlene sometimes does play the fool; she comes to bed with a
> > > > > > > > > > harlequin
> > > > > > > > > > hat
> > > > > > > > > > on.
> > > > > > > > > Disguised as Harrly Quinn???
> > > > > > > > and sometimes Anthony Quinn, but you might not believe this, I'm not
> > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > gay
> > > > > > > > sex.
> > > > > > > But is it into you??
> > > > > >
> > > > > > no, I said it's not.
> > > > > But is it true ---- in the end???
> > > >
> > > > No! I am not into gay sex!!! No, never even thought about it. It never even
> > > > crossed my mind. The filthy disgusting things that gays do !!!!! no no way
> > > > except for that one time in Indianapolis with my cousin.
> > > So you incest on being in denial???
> >
> > Then there was the country song titled "I'm the queen of de Nile" where she
> > sang that she is the queen of denial.
>
> I thought that was Cleopatra???
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I saw an ad for Celotex insulation, I thought it was tampons for Cleopatra.

On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ca053209-6373-4e0e-9987-9d3de7802354n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > > Disguised as Harrly Quinn???
> > > > > > > > > and sometimes Anthony Quinn, but you might not believe this, I'm not
> > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > gay
> > > > > > > > > sex.
> > > > > > > > But is it into you??
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > no, I said it's not.
> > > > > > But is it true ---- in the end???
> > > > >
> > > > > No! I am not into gay sex!!! No, never even thought about it. It never
> > > > > even
> > > > > crossed my mind. The filthy disgusting things that gays do !!!!! no no
> > > > > way
> > > > > except for that one time in Indianapolis with my cousin.
> > > > So you incest on being in denial???
> > >
> > > Then there was the country song titled "I'm the queen of de Nile" where she
> > > sang that she is the queen of denial.
> >
> > I thought that was Cleopatra???
> I saw an ad for Celotex insulation, I thought it was tampons for Cleopatra.

Was that supposed to be an inside joke???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 9:57:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ca053209-6373-4e0e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Disguised as Harrly Quinn???
> > > > > > > > > > and sometimes Anthony Quinn, but you might not believe this, I'm not
> > > > > > > > > > into
> > > > > > > > > > gay
> > > > > > > > > > sex.
> > > > > > > > > But is it into you??
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > no, I said it's not.
> > > > > > > But is it true ---- in the end???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No! I am not into gay sex!!! No, never even thought about it. It never
> > > > > > even
> > > > > > crossed my mind. The filthy disgusting things that gays do !!!!! no no
> > > > > > way
> > > > > > except for that one time in Indianapolis with my cousin.
> > > > > So you incest on being in denial???
> > > >
> > > > Then there was the country song titled "I'm the queen of de Nile" where she
> > > > sang that she is the queen of denial.
> > >
> > > I thought that was Cleopatra???
> > I saw an ad for Celotex insulation, I thought it was tampons for Cleopatra.
> Was that supposed to be an inside joke???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Instructions on a box of Tampax aimed at first time users:

I am your Tampax . Tell me Hi!!!Introduce yourself to me before you introduced me into yourself.

On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9d0b711c-3b31-4a32-abf0-7abfb1224adfn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No! I am not into gay sex!!! No, never even thought about it. It never
> > > > > > > even
> > > > > > > crossed my mind. The filthy disgusting things that gays do !!!!! no no
> > > > > > > way
> > > > > > > except for that one time in Indianapolis with my cousin.
> > > > > > So you incest on being in denial???
> > > > >
> > > > > Then there was the country song titled "I'm the queen of de Nile" where
> > > > > she
> > > > > sang that she is the queen of denial.
> > > >
> > > > I thought that was Cleopatra???
> > > I saw an ad for Celotex insulation, I thought it was tampons for Cleopatra.
> > Was that supposed to be an inside joke???
> Instructions on a box of Tampax aimed at first time users:
>
> I am your Tampax . Tell me Hi!!!Introduce yourself to me before you
> introduced me into yourself.

Getting the ins and outs of the product before its first use.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx