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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 4 May 2023 13:47 UTC

On Wednesday, May 3, 2023 at 2:49:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bdf801d3-22b6-4148...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > My entire life is controlled by Beatles songs , just like Charles
> > > > > > > > Manson's
> > > > > > > > was. What I do now is writing paperbacks.
> > > > > > > Is that because you are so cheap you only write non the back of
> > > > > > > previously
> > > > > > > used sheets of paper??? Au contraire, if you go to the stationery store,
> > > > > > > not the moving store, you'll
> > > > > > find that previously used paper is quite expensive.
> > > > > So I noticed every time I renew my news-paper subscription.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > The only kind of paper which is not more expensive used is toilet paper.
> > > Who can afford the recycling costs
> >
> > I use my bicycle to take recycling materials to the recycle place and the
> > next day I use my bicycle to take more materials to the recycle place. The
> > way I look at it I recycle my cycle.
> Sounds like you are caught in a time loop like Groundhog Day
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Here on the ranch we have groundhog day we shoot the wild boars and grind them up into sausage. Yum Yum.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 4 May 2023 14:22 UTC

On May 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f430acb5-8c6f-4150-893a-f1452a7ddec2n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Is that because you are so cheap you only write non the back of
> > > > > > > > previously
> > > > > > > > used sheets of paper??? Au contraire, if you go to the stationery
> > > > > > > > store,
> > > > > > > > not the moving store, you'll
> > > > > > > find that previously used paper is quite expensive.
> > > > > > So I noticed every time I renew my news-paper subscription.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > The only kind of paper which is not more expensive used is toilet paper.
> > > > Who can afford the recycling costs
> > >
> > > I use my bicycle to take recycling materials to the recycle place and the
> > > next day I use my bicycle to take more materials to the recycle place. The
> > > way I look at it I recycle my cycle.
> > Sounds like you are caught in a time loop like Groundhog Day
>
> Here on the ranch we have groundhog day we shoot the wild boars and grind
> them up into sausage. Yum Yum.

Then you are safe, You may be wild but are certainly no bore.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 5 May 2023 14:16 UTC

On Thursday, May 4, 2023 at 9:23:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f430acb5-8c6f-4150...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Is that because you are so cheap you only write non the back of
> > > > > > > > > previously
> > > > > > > > > used sheets of paper??? Au contraire, if you go to the stationery
> > > > > > > > > store,
> > > > > > > > > not the moving store, you'll
> > > > > > > > find that previously used paper is quite expensive.
> > > > > > > So I noticed every time I renew my news-paper subscription.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > The only kind of paper which is not more expensive used is toilet paper.
> > > > > Who can afford the recycling costs
> > > >
> > > > I use my bicycle to take recycling materials to the recycle place and the
> > > > next day I use my bicycle to take more materials to the recycle place. The
> > > > way I look at it I recycle my cycle.
> > > Sounds like you are caught in a time loop like Groundhog Day
> >
> > Here on the ranch we have groundhog day we shoot the wild boars and grind
> > them up into sausage. Yum Yum.
> Then you are safe, You may be wild but are certainly no bore.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I am not a safe. A safe is a thing made of metal to keep money in like the Prisoner used to say on TV, I am not a safe, I am a human being.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 5 May 2023 21:09 UTC

On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9ef8542e-3c2e-4538-ab15-117b28a7d739n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, May 4, 2023 at 9:23:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f430acb5-8c6f-4150...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Is that because you are so cheap you only write non the back of
> > > > > > > > > > previously
> > > > > > > > > > used sheets of paper??? Au contraire, if you go to the stationery
> > > > > > > > > > store,
> > > > > > > > > > not the moving store, you'll
> > > > > > > > > find that previously used paper is quite expensive.
> > > > > > > > So I noticed every time I renew my news-paper subscription.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > The only kind of paper which is not more expensive used is toilet
> > > > > > > paper.
> > > > > > Who can afford the recycling costs
> > > > >
> > > > > I use my bicycle to take recycling materials to the recycle place and the
> > > > > next day I use my bicycle to take more materials to the recycle place.
> > > > > The
> > > > > way I look at it I recycle my cycle.
> > > > Sounds like you are caught in a time loop like Groundhog Day
> > >
> > > Here on the ranch we have groundhog day we shoot the wild boars and grind
> > > them up into sausage. Yum Yum.
> > Then you are safe, You may be wild but are certainly no bore.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am not a safe. A safe is a thing made of metal to keep money in like the
> Prisoner used to say on TV, I am not a safe, I am a human being.

Thats your excuse number six...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Mike - Fri, 5 May 2023 21:13 UTC

On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Thursday, May 4, 2023 at 9:23:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f430acb5-8c6f-4150...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Is that because you are so cheap you only write non the back of
> > > > > > > > > > previously
> > > > > > > > > > used sheets of paper??? Au contraire, if you go to the stationery
> > > > > > > > > > store,
> > > > > > > > > > not the moving store, you'll
> > > > > > > > > find that previously used paper is quite expensive.
> > > > > > > > So I noticed every time I renew my news-paper subscription.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > The only kind of paper which is not more expensive used is toilet
> > > > > > > paper.
> > > > > > Who can afford the recycling costs
> > > > >
> > > > > I use my bicycle to take recycling materials to the recycle place and the
> > > > > next day I use my bicycle to take more materials to the recycle place.
> > > > > The
> > > > > way I look at it I recycle my cycle.
> > > > Sounds like you are caught in a time loop like Groundhog Day
> > >
> > > Here on the ranch we have groundhog day we shoot the wild boars and grind
> > > them up into sausage. Yum Yum.
> > Then you are safe, You may be wild but are certainly no bore.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I am not a safe. A safe is a thing made of metal to keep money in like the
> Prisoner used to say on TV, I am not a safe, I am a human being.

That is your excuse number 6

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 6 May 2023 03:48 UTC

On Friday, May 5, 2023 at 4:15:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9ef8542e-3c2e-4538...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, May 4, 2023 at 9:23:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f430acb5-8c6f-4150...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > Is that because you are so cheap you only write non the back of
> > > > > > > > > > > previously
> > > > > > > > > > > used sheets of paper??? Au contraire, if you go to the stationery
> > > > > > > > > > > store,
> > > > > > > > > > > not the moving store, you'll
> > > > > > > > > > find that previously used paper is quite expensive.
> > > > > > > > > So I noticed every time I renew my news-paper subscription.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > The only kind of paper which is not more expensive used is toilet
> > > > > > > > paper.
> > > > > > > Who can afford the recycling costs
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I use my bicycle to take recycling materials to the recycle place and the
> > > > > > next day I use my bicycle to take more materials to the recycle place.
> > > > > > The
> > > > > > way I look at it I recycle my cycle.
> > > > > Sounds like you are caught in a time loop like Groundhog Day
> > > >
> > > > Here on the ranch we have groundhog day we shoot the wild boars and grind
> > > > them up into sausage. Yum Yum.
> > > Then you are safe, You may be wild but are certainly no bore.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I am not a safe. A safe is a thing made of metal to keep money in like the
> > Prisoner used to say on TV, I am not a safe, I am a human being.
> That is your excuse number 6
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My excuse number one is : Low intelligence.
My excuse number two is : excessive body odor.
My excuse number three is : total apathy.
My excuse number four is : I'm a quadriplegic
and my excuse number five is: That I make up excuses to explain my shortcomings.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 6 May 2023 10:09 UTC

On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2235aa38-6fce-4e09-aff3-704bc780c867n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I use my bicycle to take recycling materials to the recycle place and
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > next day I use my bicycle to take more materials to the recycle place.
> > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > way I look at it I recycle my cycle.
> > > > > > Sounds like you are caught in a time loop like Groundhog Day
> > > > >
> > > > > Here on the ranch we have groundhog day we shoot the wild boars and grind
> > > > > them up into sausage. Yum Yum.
> > > > Then you are safe, You may be wild but are certainly no bore.
> > >
> > > I am not a safe. A safe is a thing made of metal to keep money in like the
> > > Prisoner used to say on TV, I am not a safe, I am a human being.
> > That is your excuse number 6
>
> My excuse number one is : Low intelligence.
> My excuse number two is : excessive body odor.
> My excuse number three is : total apathy.
> My excuse number four is : I'm a quadriplegic
> and my excuse number five is: That I make up excuses to explain my
> shortcomings.

But there is no excuse for your lame excuses.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 6 May 2023 19:17 UTC

On Saturday, May 6, 2023 at 5:10:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 5, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2235aa38-6fce-4e09...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I use my bicycle to take recycling materials to the recycle place and
> > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > next day I use my bicycle to take more materials to the recycle place.
> > > > > > > > The
> > > > > > > > way I look at it I recycle my cycle.
> > > > > > > Sounds like you are caught in a time loop like Groundhog Day
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Here on the ranch we have groundhog day we shoot the wild boars and grind
> > > > > > them up into sausage. Yum Yum.
> > > > > Then you are safe, You may be wild but are certainly no bore.
> > > >
> > > > I am not a safe. A safe is a thing made of metal to keep money in like the
> > > > Prisoner used to say on TV, I am not a safe, I am a human being.
> > > That is your excuse number 6
> >
> > My excuse number one is : Low intelligence.
> > My excuse number two is : excessive body odor.
> > My excuse number three is : total apathy.
> > My excuse number four is : I'm a quadriplegic
> > and my excuse number five is: That I make up excuses to explain my
> > shortcomings.
> But there is no excuse for your lame excuses.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx
i'll have you know that my excuses are not lame! All of them have competed in the Boston marathon.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 7 May 2023 08:21 UTC

On May 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > Then you are safe, You may be wild but are certainly no bore.
> > > > >
> > > > > I am not a safe. A safe is a thing made of metal to keep money in like
> > > > > the
> > > > > Prisoner used to say on TV, I am not a safe, I am a human being.
> > > > That is your excuse number 6
> > >
> > > My excuse number one is : Low intelligence.
> > > My excuse number two is : excessive body odor.
> > > My excuse number three is : total apathy.
> > > My excuse number four is : I'm a quadriplegic
> > > and my excuse number five is: That I make up excuses to explain my
> > > shortcomings.
> > But there is no excuse for your lame excuses.
> i'll have you know that my excuses are not lame! All of them have competed in
> the Boston marathon.

But does not count as they have to have run not ridden..

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 7 May 2023 15:55 UTC

On Sunday, May 7, 2023 at 3:22:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0ef88782-0cca-485e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Then you are safe, You may be wild but are certainly no bore.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I am not a safe. A safe is a thing made of metal to keep money in like
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > Prisoner used to say on TV, I am not a safe, I am a human being..
> > > > > That is your excuse number 6
> > > >
> > > > My excuse number one is : Low intelligence.
> > > > My excuse number two is : excessive body odor.
> > > > My excuse number three is : total apathy.
> > > > My excuse number four is : I'm a quadriplegic
> > > > and my excuse number five is: That I make up excuses to explain my
> > > > shortcomings.
> > > But there is no excuse for your lame excuses.
> > i'll have you know that my excuses are not lame! All of them have competed in
> > the Boston marathon.
> But does not count as they have to have run not ridden..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

As my excuses took off from the starting line, I figured that none of them would win, so I bid them good ridden-ce.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 7 May 2023 17:54 UTC

On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<17707bf8-60c0-4c6b-b309-276d4ae5e407n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > That is your excuse number 6
> > > > >
> > > > > My excuse number one is : Low intelligence.
> > > > > My excuse number two is : excessive body odor.
> > > > > My excuse number three is : total apathy.
> > > > > My excuse number four is : I'm a quadriplegic
> > > > > and my excuse number five is: That I make up excuses to explain my
> > > > > shortcomings.
> > > > But there is no excuse for your lame excuses.
> > > i'll have you know that my excuses are not lame! All of them have competed
> > > in
> > > the Boston marathon.
> > But does not count as they have to have run not ridden..
>
> As my excuses took off from the starting line, I figured that none of them
> would win, so I bid them good ridden-ce.

So they out ran you.

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 7 May 2023 19:14 UTC

On Sunday, May 7, 2023 at 12:55:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<17707bf8-60c0-4c6b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > That is your excuse number 6
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My excuse number one is : Low intelligence.
> > > > > > My excuse number two is : excessive body odor.
> > > > > > My excuse number three is : total apathy.
> > > > > > My excuse number four is : I'm a quadriplegic
> > > > > > and my excuse number five is: That I make up excuses to explain my
> > > > > > shortcomings.
> > > > > But there is no excuse for your lame excuses.
> > > > i'll have you know that my excuses are not lame! All of them have competed
> > > > in
> > > > the Boston marathon.
> > > But does not count as they have to have run not ridden..
> >
> > As my excuses took off from the starting line, I figured that none of them
> > would win, so I bid them good ridden-ce.
> So they out ran you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yup.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 7 May 2023 20:37 UTC

On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<27f8f70e-0d16-493c-9956-26ff3367a41en@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > That is your excuse number 6
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > My excuse number one is : Low intelligence.
> > > > > > > My excuse number two is : excessive body odor.
> > > > > > > My excuse number three is : total apathy.
> > > > > > > My excuse number four is : I'm a quadriplegic
> > > > > > > and my excuse number five is: That I make up excuses to explain my
> > > > > > > shortcomings.
> > > > > > But there is no excuse for your lame excuses.
> > > > > i'll have you know that my excuses are not lame! All of them have
> > > > > competed
> > > > > in
> > > > > the Boston marathon.
> > > > But does not count as they have to have run not ridden..
> > >
> > > As my excuses took off from the starting line, I figured that none of them
> > > would win, so I bid them good ridden-ce.
> > So they out ran you.
>
> Yup.

Now if you had soaked your shorts in turpentine, nothing could out run you.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 8 May 2023 04:27 UTC

On Sunday, May 7, 2023 at 3:37:18 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<27f8f70e-0d16-493c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > That is your excuse number 6
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > My excuse number one is : Low intelligence.
> > > > > > > > My excuse number two is : excessive body odor.
> > > > > > > > My excuse number three is : total apathy.
> > > > > > > > My excuse number four is : I'm a quadriplegic
> > > > > > > > and my excuse number five is: That I make up excuses to explain my
> > > > > > > > shortcomings.
> > > > > > > But there is no excuse for your lame excuses.
> > > > > > i'll have you know that my excuses are not lame! All of them have
> > > > > > competed
> > > > > > in
> > > > > > the Boston marathon.
> > > > > But does not count as they have to have run not ridden..
> > > >
> > > > As my excuses took off from the starting line, I figured that none of them
> > > > would win, so I bid them good ridden-ce.
> > > So they out ran you.
> >
> > Yup.
>
> Now if you had soaked your shorts in turpentine, nothing could out run you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Someone could out run me if they took 10 Ex-Lax tablets and I only took five.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 8 May 2023 07:36 UTC

On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > But does not count as they have to have run not ridden..
> > > > >
> > > > > As my excuses took off from the starting line, I figured that none of
> > > > > them
> > > > > would win, so I bid them good ridden-ce.
> > > > So they out ran you.
> > >
> > > Yup.
> >
> > Now if you had soaked your shorts in turpentine, nothing could out run you.
>
> Someone could out run me if they took 10 Ex-Lax tablets and I only took five.

Then you would would be stuck for a place to run to because the the bathroom
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 8 May 2023 15:03 UTC

On Monday, May 8, 2023 at 2:37:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<422082f0-8305-4dda...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But does not count as they have to have run not ridden..
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As my excuses took off from the starting line, I figured that none of
> > > > > > them
> > > > > > would win, so I bid them good ridden-ce.
> > > > > So they out ran you.
> > > >
> > > > Yup.
> > >
> > > Now if you had soaked your shorts in turpentine, nothing could out run you.
> >
> > Someone could out run me if they took 10 Ex-Lax tablets and I only took five.
> Then you would would be stuck for a place to run to because the the bathroom
> would be in permanent use.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

during a party, my bathroom is in continuous use because my friends use it to smoke their damn weed in.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 8 May 2023 17:49 UTC

On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b47da7e2-9655-4f3a-b897-572f70bbaa5an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > But does not count as they have to have run not ridden..
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As my excuses took off from the starting line, I figured that none of
> > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > would win, so I bid them good ridden-ce.
> > > > > > So they out ran you.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yup.
> > > >
> > > > Now if you had soaked your shorts in turpentine, nothing could out run
> > > > you.
> > >
> > > Someone could out run me if they took 10 Ex-Lax tablets and I only took
> > > five.
> > Then you would would be stuck for a place to run to because the the bathroom
> > would be in permanent use.
>
> during a party, my bathroom is in continuous use because my friends use it to
> smoke their damn weed in.

Their philosophy of life is “Weed rather smoke than drink"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 8 May 2023 18:13 UTC

On Monday, May 8, 2023 at 12:51:35 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b47da7e2-9655-4f3a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > But does not count as they have to have run not ridden..
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As my excuses took off from the starting line, I figured that none of
> > > > > > > > them
> > > > > > > > would win, so I bid them good ridden-ce.
> > > > > > > So they out ran you.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yup.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now if you had soaked your shorts in turpentine, nothing could out run
> > > > > you.
> > > >
> > > > Someone could out run me if they took 10 Ex-Lax tablets and I only took
> > > > five.
> > > Then you would would be stuck for a place to run to because the the bathroom
> > > would be in permanent use.
> >
> > during a party, my bathroom is in continuous use because my friends use it to
> > smoke their damn weed in.
> Their philosophy of life is “Weed rather smoke than drink"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

At least drinking doesn't clog your lungs up with disgusting , filthy , turd-like crap and then you die a choking , hacking , horrible death.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 8 May 2023 21:11 UTC

On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now if you had soaked your shorts in turpentine, nothing could out run
> > > > > > you.
> > > > >
> > > > > Someone could out run me if they took 10 Ex-Lax tablets and I only took
> > > > > five.
> > > > Then you would would be stuck for a place to run to because the the
> > > > bathroom
> > > > would be in permanent use.
> > >
> > > during a party, my bathroom is in continuous use because my friends use it
> > > to
> > > smoke their damn weed in.
> > Their philosophy of life is “Weed rather smoke than drink"
>
> At least drinking doesn't clog your lungs up with disgusting , filthy ,
> turd-like crap and then you die a choking , hacking , horrible death.

They are not called Cough - in nails for no reason

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 9 May 2023 03:44 UTC

On Monday, May 8, 2023 at 4:11:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dc345c94-0b99-4693...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Now if you had soaked your shorts in turpentine, nothing could out run
> > > > > > > you.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Someone could out run me if they took 10 Ex-Lax tablets and I only took
> > > > > > five.
> > > > > Then you would would be stuck for a place to run to because the the
> > > > > bathroom
> > > > > would be in permanent use.
> > > >
> > > > during a party, my bathroom is in continuous use because my friends use it
> > > > to
> > > > smoke their damn weed in.
> > > Their philosophy of life is “Weed rather smoke than drink"
> >
> > At least drinking doesn't clog your lungs up with disgusting , filthy ,
> > turd-like crap and then you die a choking , hacking , horrible death.
> They are not called Cough - in nails for no reason
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Mar

I went to the hardware store wandering around looking for stuff, and I got to the bins with nails and I tripped and fell toward them. My face was in the nails and I started coughing so I was doing a cough in nails.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 9 May 2023 09:00 UTC

On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > Their philosophy of life is “Weed rather smoke than drink"
> > >
> > > At least drinking doesn't clog your lungs up with disgusting , filthy ,
> > > turd-like crap and then you die a choking , hacking , horrible death.
> > They are not called Cough - in nails for no reason
>
> I went to the hardware store wandering around looking for stuff, and I got to
> the bins with nails and I tripped and fell toward them. My face was in the
> nails and I started coughing so I was doing a cough in nails.

Get a hammer, remember -- the nail must go thru..

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 9 May 2023 13:37 UTC

On Tuesday, May 9, 2023 at 4:00:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e0bebc96-3013-4167...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Their philosophy of life is “Weed rather smoke than drink"
> > > >
> > > > At least drinking doesn't clog your lungs up with disgusting , filthy ,
> > > > turd-like crap and then you die a choking , hacking , horrible death.
> > > They are not called Cough - in nails for no reason
> >
> > I went to the hardware store wandering around looking for stuff, and I got to
> > the bins with nails and I tripped and fell toward them. My face was in the
> > nails and I started coughing so I was doing a cough in nails.
> Get a hammer, remember -- the nail must go thru..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I constantly preach that AI is not the fact that machines are getting intelligent , machines are just as stupid as a hammer. It's the synergism between humans and machines which creates intelligence. For instance, a human alone with bare hands cannot drive in a nail and a hammer alone cannot drive in the nail. It takes a synergism between the two to drive in the nail I think.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 9 May 2023 18:03 UTC

On May 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > >
> > > I went to the hardware store wandering around looking for stuff, and I got
> > > to
> > > the bins with nails and I tripped and fell toward them. My face was in the
> > > nails and I started coughing so I was doing a cough in nails.
> > Get a hammer, remember -- the nail must go thru..
>
> I constantly preach that AI is not the fact that machines are getting
> intelligent , machines are just as stupid as a hammer. It's the synergism
> between humans and machines which creates intelligence. For instance, a human
> alone with bare hands cannot drive in a nail and a hammer alone cannot drive
> in the nail. It takes a synergism between the two to drive in the nail I
> think.

But we need Artificial Intelligence since there is such a short supply of the
real thing

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 9 May 2023 19:11 UTC

On Tuesday, May 9, 2023 at 1:03:39 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<59d6c59f-8a81-44cb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > I went to the hardware store wandering around looking for stuff, and I got
> > > > to
> > > > the bins with nails and I tripped and fell toward them. My face was in the
> > > > nails and I started coughing so I was doing a cough in nails.
> > > Get a hammer, remember -- the nail must go thru..
> >
> > I constantly preach that AI is not the fact that machines are getting
> > intelligent , machines are just as stupid as a hammer. It's the synergism
> > between humans and machines which creates intelligence. For instance, a human
> > alone with bare hands cannot drive in a nail and a hammer alone cannot drive
> > in the nail. It takes a synergism between the two to drive in the nail I
> > think.
> But we need Artificial Intelligence since there is such a short supply of the
> real thing
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there is only the real thing.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 10 May 2023 08:54 UTC

On May 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a46d7e69-3f06-4dc0-88bf-f88b57520fbdn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Get a hammer, remember -- the nail must go thru..
> > >
> > > I constantly preach that AI is not the fact that machines are getting
> > > intelligent , machines are just as stupid as a hammer. It's the synergism
> > > between humans and machines which creates intelligence. For instance, a
> > > human
> > > alone with bare hands cannot drive in a nail and a hammer alone cannot
> > > drive
> > > in the nail. It takes a synergism between the two to drive in the nail I
> > > think.
> > But we need Artificial Intelligence since there is such a short supply of
> > the
> > real thing\
>
> there is only the real thing.

If only you could find any.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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