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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 27 Jun 2023 16:18 UTC

On Tuesday, June 27, 2023 at 4:08:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<87f0960e-d354-4ff0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > sex with a horse, he stands still and commands the horse to "Giddy-up,
> > > > > > whoa,
> > > > > > back up. Giddy-up, whoa, back up.” But if he were really lazy, he
> > > > > > would have a recording to give the commands
> > > > > for him He did have a recording. I made one the day before.
> > >
> > > And was he so lazy he had you turn the playback on for him???
> > he was so lazy that he decided to destroy his friendship with his friend by
> > being lazy, and doing nothing and refusing to communicate.
> He lax imagination.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Oh, I don't know, LAX has a lot of nice murals and stuff that shows the airport has a lot of imagination.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 27 Jun 2023 18:42 UTC

On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5199b1ab-983c-4273-93ba-472733ddf205n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > for him He did have a recording. I made one the day before.
> > > >
> > > > And was he so lazy he had you turn the playback on for him???
> > > he was so lazy that he decided to destroy his friendship with his friend by
> > > being lazy, and doing nothing and refusing to communicate.
> > He lax imagination.
>
> Oh, I don't know, LAX has a lot of nice murals and stuff that shows the
> airport has a lot of imagination.

And for those on the go, there is always LAXative.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 27 Jun 2023 23:24 UTC

On Tuesday, June 27, 2023 at 1:42:33 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5199b1ab-983c-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > for him He did have a recording. I made one the day before.
> > > > >
> > > > > And was he so lazy he had you turn the playback on for him???
> > > > he was so lazy that he decided to destroy his friendship with his friend by
> > > > being lazy, and doing nothing and refusing to communicate.
> > > He lax imagination.
> >
> > Oh, I don't know, LAX has a lot of nice murals and stuff that shows the
> > airport has a lot of imagination.
> And for those on the go, there is always LAXative.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once found his candy. It looked like chocolate and I ate about a pound of it.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 28 Jun 2023 12:24 UTC

On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > He lax imagination.
> > >
> > > Oh, I don't know, LAX has a lot of nice murals and stuff that shows the
> > > airport has a lot of imagination.
> > And for those on the go, there is always LAXative. I once found his candy. It looked like chocolate and I ate about a pound of
> it.

Someone laid a trap for you knowing you would go for it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 28 Jun 2023 19:14 UTC

On Wednesday, June 28, 2023 at 7:24:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<120d17f9-0e8b-4365...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > He lax imagination.
> > > >
> > > > Oh, I don't know, LAX has a lot of nice murals and stuff that shows the
> > > > airport has a lot of imagination.
> > > And for those on the go, there is always LAXative. I once found his candy. It looked like chocolate and I ate about a pound of
> > it.
>
> Someone laid a trap for you knowing you would go for it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once built a Go Kart which was fueled by methane; I called it my Go-Fart.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 28 Jun 2023 20:06 UTC

On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > Oh, I don't know, LAX has a lot of nice murals and stuff that shows the
> > > > > airport has a lot of imagination.
> > > > And for those on the go, there is always LAXative. I once found his
> > > > candy. It looked like chocolate and I ate about a pound of
> > > it. Someone laid a trap for you knowing you would go for it.
> I once built a Go Kart which was fueled by methane; I called it my Go-Fart.

Did you have a blast driving it???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 28 Jun 2023 23:08 UTC

On Wednesday, June 28, 2023 at 3:06:12 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<24143ae2-86b0-42d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Oh, I don't know, LAX has a lot of nice murals and stuff that shows the
> > > > > > airport has a lot of imagination.
> > > > > And for those on the go, there is always LAXative. I once found his
> > > > > candy. It looked like chocolate and I ate about a pound of
> > > > it. Someone laid a trap for you knowing you would go for it.
> > I once built a Go Kart which was fueled by methane; I called it my Go-Fart.
> Did you have a blast driving it???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes. There's an old abandoned minefield over which I drove it.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 29 Jun 2023 10:37 UTC

On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > And for those on the go, there is always LAXative. I once found his
> > > > > > candy. It looked like chocolate and I ate about a pound of
> > > > > it. Someone laid a trap for you knowing you would go for it.
> > > I once built a Go Kart which was fueled by methane; I called it my Go-Fart.
> > Did you have a blast driving it???
> yes. There's an old abandoned minefield over which I drove it.

Well, you like getting bombed on your shine... this adds another way you can
do so

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 29 Jun 2023 20:07 UTC

On Thursday, June 29, 2023 at 5:37:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5a0067c3-9f47-4b0c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > And for those on the go, there is always LAXative. I once found his
> > > > > > > candy. It looked like chocolate and I ate about a pound of
> > > > > > it. Someone laid a trap for you knowing you would go for it.
> > > > I once built a Go Kart which was fueled by methane; I called it my Go-Fart.
> > > Did you have a blast driving it???
> > yes. There's an old abandoned minefield over which I drove it.
> Well, you like getting bombed on your shine... this adds another way you can
> do so
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Bombed on my shine ? what do you mean ? you mean the glorious radiance emanating from me??

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 by: Mike - Thu, 29 Jun 2023 20:19 UTC

On Jun 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > I once built a Go Kart which was fueled by methane; I called it my
> > > > > Go-Fart.
> > > > Did you have a blast driving it???
> > > yes. There's an old abandoned minefield over which I drove it.
> > Well, you like getting bombed on your shine... this adds another way you can
> > do so
> Bombed on my shine ? what do you mean ? you mean the glorious radiance
> emanating from me??

When that match you lit ignited the alcohol fumes exuding from your skin.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 30 Jun 2023 18:24 UTC

On Thursday, June 29, 2023 at 3:19:42 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1db36d78-d02a-49f4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I once built a Go Kart which was fueled by methane; I called it my
> > > > > > Go-Fart.
> > > > > Did you have a blast driving it???
> > > > yes. There's an old abandoned minefield over which I drove it.
> > > Well, you like getting bombed on your shine... this adds another way you can
> > > do so
> > Bombed on my shine ? what do you mean ? you mean the glorious radiance
> > emanating from me??
> When that match you lit ignited the alcohol fumes exuding from your skin.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I thought maybe you meant like the radiance I exude after having been exposed to an unshielded nuclear core.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 1 Jul 2023 09:20 UTC

On Jun 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ea53ffec-955d-4f4c-b0cc-f1a81ddf24e5n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > yes. There's an old abandoned minefield over which I drove it.
> > > > Well, you like getting bombed on your shine... this adds another way you
> > > > can
> > > > do so
> > > Bombed on my shine ? what do you mean ? you mean the glorious radiance
> > > emanating from me??
> > When that match you lit ignited the alcohol fumes exuding from your skin.
>
> I thought maybe you meant like the radiance I exude after having been exposed
> to an unshielded nuclear core.

Spider man you are not.

Michael LeVine
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and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 1 Jul 2023 15:56 UTC

On Saturday, July 1, 2023 at 4:20:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ea53ffec-955d-4f4c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > yes. There's an old abandoned minefield over which I drove it.
> > > > > Well, you like getting bombed on your shine... this adds another way you
> > > > > can
> > > > > do so
> > > > Bombed on my shine ? what do you mean ? you mean the glorious radiance
> > > > emanating from me??
> > > When that match you lit ignited the alcohol fumes exuding from your skin.
> >
> > I thought maybe you meant like the radiance I exude after having been exposed
> > to an unshielded nuclear core.
> Spider man you are not.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I always thought Spider-Man is kind of a cheesy unbelievable superhero I mean so what if you can swing around on the web from skyscraper to skyscraper whatever and somebody could just pull out a gun and kill him it's like in that one Raiders of the lost Ark movie where some Arab guy flashes a sword all over facing off Harrison Ford and Harrison Ford pulls out a gun and kills him.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 2 Jul 2023 09:58 UTC

On Jul 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a677859-635e-4fa6-8a37-878fd28d5aa0n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > Bombed on my shine ? what do you mean ? you mean the glorious radiance
> > > > > emanating from me??
> > > > When that match you lit ignited the alcohol fumes exuding from your skin.
> > >
> > > I thought maybe you meant like the radiance I exude after having been
> > > exposed
> > > to an unshielded nuclear core.
> > Spider man you are not.
>
> I always thought Spider-Man is kind of a cheesy unbelievable superhero I mean
> so what if you can swing around on the web from skyscraper to skyscraper
> whatever and somebody could just pull out a gun and kill him it's like in
> that one Raiders of the lost Ark movie where some Arab guy flashes a sword
> all over facing off Harrison Ford and Harrison Ford pulls out a gun and kills
> him.

With the super strict gun laws New York has, even carrying the picture of
a gun will get you in trouble.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 2 Jul 2023 16:33 UTC

On Sunday, July 2, 2023 at 4:58:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a677859-635e-4fa6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Bombed on my shine ? what do you mean ? you mean the glorious radiance
> > > > > > emanating from me??
> > > > > When that match you lit ignited the alcohol fumes exuding from your skin.
> > > >
> > > > I thought maybe you meant like the radiance I exude after having been
> > > > exposed
> > > > to an unshielded nuclear core.
> > > Spider man you are not.
> >
> > I always thought Spider-Man is kind of a cheesy unbelievable superhero I mean
> > so what if you can swing around on the web from skyscraper to skyscraper
> > whatever and somebody could just pull out a gun and kill him it's like in
> > that one Raiders of the lost Ark movie where some Arab guy flashes a sword
> > all over facing off Harrison Ford and Harrison Ford pulls out a gun and kills
> > him.
> With the super strict gun laws New York has, even carrying the picture of
> a gun will get you in trouble.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

surely you jest the mere photographic image of a
gun? un bee leaf uh gobble I can see one of those little toy ones you might conceivably fool a bank teller into giving you money with

Hofstadter relates the following scenario in one of his books : you've taught your child to strictly avoid guns and be peaceful in all aspects of his/her being. Then you give him/her a piece of bread and him/her chews it into the shape of a gun , points it at mommy and says "this is it ,sister. "

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 by: Mike - Sun, 2 Jul 2023 19:07 UTC

On Jul 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0938fc57-2517-44a7-ae3a-21cc7f4246c7n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I thought maybe you meant like the radiance I exude after having been
> > > > > exposed
> > > > > to an unshielded nuclear core.
> > > > Spider man you are not.
> > >
> > > I always thought Spider-Man is kind of a cheesy unbelievable superhero I
> > > mean
> > > so what if you can swing around on the web from skyscraper to skyscraper
> > > whatever and somebody could just pull out a gun and kill him it's like in
> > > that one Raiders of the lost Ark movie where some Arab guy flashes a sword
> > > all over facing off Harrison Ford and Harrison Ford pulls out a gun and
> > > kills
> > > him.
> > With the super strict gun laws New York has, even carrying the picture of
> > a gun will get you in trouble.
> surely you jest the mere photographic image of a
> gun? un bee leaf uh gobble I can see one of those little toy ones you might
> conceivably fool a bank teller into giving you money with
>
> Hofstadter relates the following scenario in one of his books : you've taught
> your child to strictly avoid guns and be peaceful in all aspects of his/her
> being. Then you give him/her a piece of bread and him/her chews it into the
> shape of a gun , points it at mommy and says "this is it ,sister. “ I have sen at least one story of someone getting arrested just for having an unloaded
pistol magazine in his luggage. Another time a kindergartner got in trouble
for
just pointing his finger like a gun and saying bag bang.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 2 Jul 2023 21:39 UTC

On Sunday, July 2, 2023 at 2:07:52 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0938fc57-2517-44a7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I thought maybe you meant like the radiance I exude after having been
> > > > > > exposed
> > > > > > to an unshielded nuclear core.
> > > > > Spider man you are not.
> > > >
> > > > I always thought Spider-Man is kind of a cheesy unbelievable superhero I
> > > > mean
> > > > so what if you can swing around on the web from skyscraper to skyscraper
> > > > whatever and somebody could just pull out a gun and kill him it's like in
> > > > that one Raiders of the lost Ark movie where some Arab guy flashes a sword
> > > > all over facing off Harrison Ford and Harrison Ford pulls out a gun and
> > > > kills
> > > > him.
> > > With the super strict gun laws New York has, even carrying the picture of
> > > a gun will get you in trouble.
> > surely you jest the mere photographic image of a
> > gun? un bee leaf uh gobble I can see one of those little toy ones you might
> > conceivably fool a bank teller into giving you money with
> >
> > Hofstadter relates the following scenario in one of his books : you've taught
> > your child to strictly avoid guns and be peaceful in all aspects of his/her
> > being. Then you give him/her a piece of bread and him/her chews it into the
> > shape of a gun , points it at mommy and says "this is it ,sister. “ I have sen at least one story of someone getting arrested just for having an unloaded
> pistol magazine in his luggage. Another time a kindergartner got in trouble
> for
> just pointing his finger like a gun and saying bag bang.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

About all you can say about that is "we're fucked".
We need to collectively expose our jugular veins to something sharp.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 3 Jul 2023 08:25 UTC

On Jul 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > surely you jest the mere photographic image of a
> > > gun? un bee leaf uh gobble I can see one of those little toy ones you might
> > > conceivably fool a bank teller into giving you money with
> > >
> > > Hofstadter relates the following scenario in one of his books : you've
> > > taught
> > > your child to strictly avoid guns and be peaceful in all aspects of his/her
> > > being. Then you give him/her a piece of bread and him/her chews it into the
> > > shape of a gun , points it at mommy and says "this is it ,sister. “ I
> > > have sen at least one story of someone getting arrested just for having an
> > > unloaded
> > pistol magazine in his luggage. Another time a kindergartner got in trouble
> > for
> > just pointing his finger like a gun and saying bag bang.
>
> About all you can say about that is "we're fucked".
> We need to collectively expose our jugular veins to something sharp.

THat seems to be the AXEium we live by these days.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 3 Jul 2023 09:51 UTC

On Monday, July 3, 2023 at 3:25:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<243115b1-2c7c-4d10...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > surely you jest the mere photographic image of a
> > > > gun? un bee leaf uh gobble I can see one of those little toy ones you might
> > > > conceivably fool a bank teller into giving you money with
> > > >
> > > > Hofstadter relates the following scenario in one of his books : you've
> > > > taught
> > > > your child to strictly avoid guns and be peaceful in all aspects of his/her
> > > > being. Then you give him/her a piece of bread and him/her chews it into the
> > > > shape of a gun , points it at mommy and says "this is it ,sister. “ I
> > > > have sen at least one story of someone getting arrested just for having an
> > > > unloaded
> > > pistol magazine in his luggage. Another time a kindergartner got in trouble
> > > for
> > > just pointing his finger like a gun and saying bag bang.
> >
> > About all you can say about that is "we're fucked".
> > We need to collectively expose our jugular veins to something sharp.
> THat seems to be the AXEium we live by these days.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Did you know that they've taken the materials of an ax like the steel and the wood and so forth and made a new element called axiom?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 3 Jul 2023 14:07 UTC

On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > I
> > > > > have sen at least one story of someone getting arrested just for having
> > > > > an
> > > > > unloaded
> > > > pistol magazine in his luggage. Another time a kindergartner got in
> > > > trouble
> > > > for
> > > > just pointing his finger like a gun and saying bag bang.
> > >
> > > About all you can say about that is "we're fucked".
> > > We need to collectively expose our jugular veins to something sharp.
> > THat seems to be the AXEium we live by these days.
>
> Did you know that they've taken the materials of an ax like the steel and the
> wood and so forth and made a new element called axiom?

That reminds me about a tale some old farmers told me.
They still are using tie ax used by their great grandfather.
Of course a couple of times the handle broke and had to be replace
and once when the head of the ax eventually wore down from sharpening and
was replaced --- but yes it is still the same ax great grandfather used.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 3 Jul 2023 15:36 UTC

On Monday, July 3, 2023 at 9:07:51 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<92e12b6a-cb7b-4e3c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > have sen at least one story of someone getting arrested just for having
> > > > > > an
> > > > > > unloaded
> > > > > pistol magazine in his luggage. Another time a kindergartner got in
> > > > > trouble
> > > > > for
> > > > > just pointing his finger like a gun and saying bag bang.
> > > >
> > > > About all you can say about that is "we're fucked".
> > > > We need to collectively expose our jugular veins to something sharp..
> > > THat seems to be the AXEium we live by these days.
> >
> > Did you know that they've taken the materials of an ax like the steel and the
> > wood and so forth and made a new element called axiom?
> That reminds me about a tale some old farmers told me.
> They still are using tie ax used by their great grandfather.
> Of course a couple of times the handle broke and had to be replace
> and once when the head of the ax eventually wore down from sharpening and
> was replaced --- but yes it is still the same ax great grandfather used.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Must be the same as the human body replaces itself every month or so or whatever it is , so it's the form that stays the same but not the content .

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 by: Mike - Mon, 3 Jul 2023 18:58 UTC

On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<df770bf4-cb30-4891-a5e8-250fb3284d31n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > About all you can say about that is "we're fucked".
> > > > > We need to collectively expose our jugular veins to something sharp.
> > > > THat seems to be the AXEium we live by these days.
> > >
> > > Did you know that they've taken the materials of an ax like the steel and
> > > the
> > > wood and so forth and made a new element called axiom?
> > That reminds me about a tale some old farmers told me.
> > They still are using tie ax used by their great grandfather.
> > Of course a couple of times the handle broke and had to be replace
> > and once when the head of the ax eventually wore down from sharpening and
> > was replaced --- but yes it is still the same ax great grandfather used.
>
> Must be the same as the human body replaces itself every month or so or
> whatever it is , so it's the form that stays the same but not the content .

So we must content ourselves with the content even if it s not really the
original.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 3 Jul 2023 22:26 UTC

On Monday, July 3, 2023 at 1:59:07 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<df770bf4-cb30-4891...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > About all you can say about that is "we're fucked".
> > > > > > We need to collectively expose our jugular veins to something sharp.
> > > > > THat seems to be the AXEium we live by these days.
> > > >
> > > > Did you know that they've taken the materials of an ax like the steel and
> > > > the
> > > > wood and so forth and made a new element called axiom?
> > > That reminds me about a tale some old farmers told me.
> > > They still are using tie ax used by their great grandfather.
> > > Of course a couple of times the handle broke and had to be replace
> > > and once when the head of the ax eventually wore down from sharpening and
> > > was replaced --- but yes it is still the same ax great grandfather used.
> >
> > Must be the same as the human body replaces itself every month or so or
> > whatever it is , so it's the form that stays the same but not the content .
> So we must content ourselves with the content even if it s not really the
> original.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, all that even applies to cows. Here on the ranch we have contented cows, except when somebody screws with them.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 4 Jul 2023 10:21 UTC

On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<def15f57-7208-4430-824c-f840bbb629bcn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > That reminds me about a tale some old farmers told me.
> > > > They still are using tie ax used by their great grandfather.
> > > > Of course a couple of times the handle broke and had to be replace
> > > > and once when the head of the ax eventually wore down from sharpening and
> > > > was replaced --- but yes it is still the same ax great grandfather used.
> > >
> > > Must be the same as the human body replaces itself every month or so or
> > > whatever it is , so it's the form that stays the same but not the content .
> > So we must content ourselves with the content even if it s not really the
> > original.
>
> Yes, all that even applies to cows. Here on the ranch we have contented cows,
> except when somebody screws with them.

You need to improve your technique

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 4 Jul 2023 16:50 UTC

On Tuesday, July 4, 2023 at 5:21:13 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<def15f57-7208-4430...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > That reminds me about a tale some old farmers told me.
> > > > > They still are using tie ax used by their great grandfather.
> > > > > Of course a couple of times the handle broke and had to be replace
> > > > > and once when the head of the ax eventually wore down from sharpening and
> > > > > was replaced --- but yes it is still the same ax great grandfather used.
> > > >
> > > > Must be the same as the human body replaces itself every month or so or
> > > > whatever it is , so it's the form that stays the same but not the content .
> > > So we must content ourselves with the content even if it s not really the
> > > original.
> >
> > Yes, all that even applies to cows. Here on the ranch we have contented cows,
> > except when somebody screws with them.
> You need to improve your technique
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My technique has been considerably improved after I went to the Victoria Pubic Library and checked out a copy of the Cowma Sutra and began practicing from it.


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