On Sunday, July 2, 2023 at 4:56:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<557aa0ce-2ba2-4404...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > OK, you're going to force me to repeat the old joke: a Frenchman was on
> > > > trial
> > > > for necrophilia. His successful defense was that he didn't know she was
> > > > dead,
> > > > he merely thought she was British. That's dedicated to my friends in
> > > > uk.rec.sheds.
> > > Force hell, I could not hold you back.
> >
> > I'm sorry that I do jokes better than puns. You see, you're the pun
> > grandmaster here. I'm playing against you and I have just been taught the
> > rules of puns. so naturally, I'm going to lose.
> THats part of your problem --- puns have not rules.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

They're games just like everything else, even ordinary conversation is a game or has the form of a game.

you take turns

you make moves.

The object of the game is to prove you're smarter than the other guy.

On Jul 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<054d3e68-375b-40a9-9f6b-18dc1895ff48n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Force hell, I could not hold you back.
> > >
> > > I'm sorry that I do jokes better than puns. You see, you're the pun
> > > grandmaster here. I'm playing against you and I have just been taught the
> > > rules of puns. so naturally, I'm going to lose.
> > THats part of your problem --- puns have not rules.
> They're games just like everything else, even ordinary conversation is a game
> or has the form of a game.
>
> you take turns
>
> you make moves.
>
> The object of the game is to prove you're smarter than the other guy.

Thats because I had an old fashion teacher who used a switch on her students.
She said if she could not make them brighter, she could make them smart.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, July 3, 2023 at 3:23:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 2, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<054d3e68-375b-40a9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Force hell, I could not hold you back.
> > > >
> > > > I'm sorry that I do jokes better than puns. You see, you're the pun
> > > > grandmaster here. I'm playing against you and I have just been taught the
> > > > rules of puns. so naturally, I'm going to lose.
> > > THats part of your problem --- puns have not rules.
> > They're games just like everything else, even ordinary conversation is a game
> > or has the form of a game.
> >
> > you take turns
> >
> > you make moves.
> >
> > The object of the game is to prove you're smarter than the other guy.
> Thats because I had an old fashion teacher who used a switch on her students.
> She said if she could not make them brighter, she could make them smart.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was some construction across the street from Little Johnny's home, and Johnny was fascinated by it. He got his mother to purchase him some little toy motels, and he would enjoy putting them out and playing like he had built them himself since he was fascinated by construction. One time little Johnny's mother was helping him lay out the motels and he was imagining that he had constructed them and little Johnny told his mother "Mom , that last motel is out of line by just a cunt hair " Little Johnny's mother was horrified . "Johnny, such language , I've never heard such language in my life. You go outside and cut yourself a switch." Little Johnny replied, "Cut myself a switch. To hell wth you, mom , that's the electricians job!!!!"

On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<06ac54fc-bdf1-47bf-a7b8-0be55e77e28an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I'm sorry that I do jokes better than puns. You see, you're the pun
> > > > > grandmaster here. I'm playing against you and I have just been taught the
> > > > > rules of puns. so naturally, I'm going to lose.
> > > > THats part of your problem --- puns have not rules.
> > > They're games just like everything else, even ordinary conversation is a
> > > game
> > > or has the form of a game.
> > >
> > > you take turns
> > >
> > > you make moves.
> > >
> > > The object of the game is to prove you're smarter than the other guy.
> > Thats because I had an old fashion teacher who used a switch on her
> > students.
> > She said if she could not make them brighter, she could make them smart.
>
> There was some construction across the street from Little Johnny's home, and
> Johnny was fascinated by it. He got his mother to purchase him some little
> toy motels, and he would enjoy putting them out and playing like he had built
> them himself since he was fascinated by construction. One time little
> Johnny's mother was helping him lay out the motels and he was imagining that
> he had constructed them and little Johnny told his mother "Mom , that last
> motel is out of line by just a cunt hair " Little Johnny's mother was
> horrified . "Johnny, such language , I've never heard such language in my
> life. You go outside and cut yourself a switch." Little Johnny replied, "Cut
> myself a switch. To hell wth you, mom , that's the electricians job!!!!”

Now if that had been a platoon of Marines, she would have heard what really
obscene language sounds like

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, July 3, 2023 at 9:03:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<06ac54fc-bdf1-47bf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I'm sorry that I do jokes better than puns. You see, you're the pun
> > > > > > grandmaster here. I'm playing against you and I have just been taught the
> > > > > > rules of puns. so naturally, I'm going to lose.
> > > > > THats part of your problem --- puns have not rules.
> > > > They're games just like everything else, even ordinary conversation is a
> > > > game
> > > > or has the form of a game.
> > > >
> > > > you take turns
> > > >
> > > > you make moves.
> > > >
> > > > The object of the game is to prove you're smarter than the other guy.
> > > Thats because I had an old fashion teacher who used a switch on her
> > > students.
> > > She said if she could not make them brighter, she could make them smart.
> >
> > There was some construction across the street from Little Johnny's home, and
> > Johnny was fascinated by it. He got his mother to purchase him some little
> > toy motels, and he would enjoy putting them out and playing like he had built
> > them himself since he was fascinated by construction. One time little
> > Johnny's mother was helping him lay out the motels and he was imagining that
> > he had constructed them and little Johnny told his mother "Mom , that last
> > motel is out of line by just a cunt hair " Little Johnny's mother was
> > horrified . "Johnny, such language , I've never heard such language in my
> > life. You go outside and cut yourself a switch." Little Johnny replied, "Cut
> > myself a switch. To hell wth you, mom , that's the electricians job!!!!”
>
> Now if that had been a platoon of Marines, she would have heard what really
> obscene language sounds like
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had a teacher, who if he heard someone tell a tall tale, he would say "tell that to the marines ", where that came from I have no idea.

On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a603b685-c3f8-478f-a8c8-f6aa614fe7a6n@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > There was some construction across the street from Little Johnny's home,
> > > and
> > > Johnny was fascinated by it. He got his mother to purchase him some little
> > > toy motels, and he would enjoy putting them out and playing like he had
> > > built
> > > them himself since he was fascinated by construction. One time little
> > > Johnny's mother was helping him lay out the motels and he was imagining
> > > that
> > > he had constructed them and little Johnny told his mother "Mom , that last
> > > motel is out of line by just a cunt hair " Little Johnny's mother was
> > > horrified . "Johnny, such language , I've never heard such language in my
> > > life. You go outside and cut yourself a switch." Little Johnny replied,
> > > "Cut
> > > myself a switch. To hell wth you, mom , that's the electricians job!!!!”
> >
> > Now if that had been a platoon of Marines, she would have heard what really
> > obscene language sounds like
> I had a teacher, who if he heard someone tell a tall tale, he would say "tell
> that to the marines ", where that came from I have no idea.

It is supposed to be an insult as the intelligence of marines.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, July 4, 2023 at 5:19:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 3, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a603b685-c3f8-478f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > There was some construction across the street from Little Johnny's home,
> > > > and
> > > > Johnny was fascinated by it. He got his mother to purchase him some little
> > > > toy motels, and he would enjoy putting them out and playing like he had
> > > > built
> > > > them himself since he was fascinated by construction. One time little
> > > > Johnny's mother was helping him lay out the motels and he was imagining
> > > > that
> > > > he had constructed them and little Johnny told his mother "Mom , that last
> > > > motel is out of line by just a cunt hair " Little Johnny's mother was
> > > > horrified . "Johnny, such language , I've never heard such language in my
> > > > life. You go outside and cut yourself a switch." Little Johnny replied,
> > > > "Cut
> > > > myself a switch. To hell wth you, mom , that's the electricians job!!!!”
> > >
> > > Now if that had been a platoon of Marines, she would have heard what really
> > > obscene language sounds like
> > I had a teacher, who if he heard someone tell a tall tale, he would say "tell
> > that to the marines ", where that came from I have no idea.
> It is supposed to be an insult as the intelligence of marines.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

but why would he disparage a branch of our great fighting forces?

On Jul 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<709d2c9b-0af8-4208-bfdd-3a47f32d77a0n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Now if that had been a platoon of Marines, she would have heard what
> > > > really
> > > > obscene language sounds like
> > > I had a teacher, who if he heard someone tell a tall tale, he would say
> > > "tell
> > > that to the marines ", where that came from I have no idea.
> > It is supposed to be an insult as the intelligence of marines.
> but why would he disparage a branch of our great fighting forces?

But each services enemy’s are the other services in the battle for funds

The navy has its own army(called marines) and air force.
The Army has its own Air Force and navy
And the Air force has -------

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, July 4, 2023 at 2:07:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<709d2c9b-0af8-4208...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Now if that had been a platoon of Marines, she would have heard what
> > > > > really
> > > > > obscene language sounds like
> > > > I had a teacher, who if he heard someone tell a tall tale, he would say
> > > > "tell
> > > > that to the marines ", where that came from I have no idea.
> > > It is supposed to be an insult as the intelligence of marines.
> > but why would he disparage a branch of our great fighting forces?
> But each services enemy’s are the other services in the battle for funds
>
> The navy has its own army(called marines) and air force.
> The Army has its own Air Force and navy
> And the Air force has -------
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

well, don't just limit it to the military , now that we've established the Internet and the world world wide web Everybody can easily hate everyone else no matter what category they fall into military or non-military or Boy Scout.

On Jul 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ea13257b-495b-4f6e-b810-16a32fd1f106n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I had a teacher, who if he heard someone tell a tall tale, he would say
> > > > > "tell
> > > > > that to the marines ", where that came from I have no idea.
> > > > It is supposed to be an insult as the intelligence of marines.
> > > but why would he disparage a branch of our great fighting forces?
> > But each services enemy’s are the other services in the battle for funds
> >
> > The navy has its own army(called marines) and air force.
> > The Army has its own Air Force and navy
> > And the Air force has -------
> well, don't just limit it to the military , now that we've established the
> Internet and the world world wide web Everybody can easily hate everyone else
> no matter what category they fall into military or non-military or Boy Scout.

Sounds like National Brotherhood Week
———https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI&t=26s

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, July 6, 2023 at 5:11:59 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 4, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ea13257b-495b-4f6e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I had a teacher, who if he heard someone tell a tall tale, he would say
> > > > > > "tell
> > > > > > that to the marines ", where that came from I have no idea.
> > > > > It is supposed to be an insult as the intelligence of marines.
> > > > but why would he disparage a branch of our great fighting forces?
> > > But each services enemy’s are the other services in the battle for funds
> > >
> > > The navy has its own army(called marines) and air force.
> > > The Army has its own Air Force and navy
> > > And the Air force has -------
> > well, don't just limit it to the military , now that we've established the
> > Internet and the world world wide web Everybody can easily hate everyone else
> > no matter what category they fall into military or non-military or Boy Scout.
> Sounds like National Brotherhood Week
> ———https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI&t=26s
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I wonder if during National Brotherhood Week my two brothers will actually talk to me whereas they normally never do.

On Jul 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fa61eb7a-4efa-4ee1-bdef-a2f0af667f66n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > But each services enemy’s are the other services in the battle for funds
> > > >
> > > > The navy has its own army(called marines) and air force.
> > > > The Army has its own Air Force and navy
> > > > And the Air force has -------
> > > well, don't just limit it to the military , now that we've established the
> > > Internet and the world world wide web Everybody can easily hate everyone
> > > else
> > > no matter what category they fall into military or non-military or Boy
> > > Scout.
> > Sounds like National Brotherhood Week
> > ———https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI&t=26s
> I wonder if during National Brotherhood Week my two brothers will actually
> talk to me whereas they normally never do.

If you are lucky, they will continue to ignore you

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, July 7, 2023 at 4:17:44 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fa61eb7a-4efa-4ee1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > But each services enemy’s are the other services in the battle for funds
> > > > >
> > > > > The navy has its own army(called marines) and air force.
> > > > > The Army has its own Air Force and navy
> > > > > And the Air force has -------
> > > > well, don't just limit it to the military , now that we've established the
> > > > Internet and the world world wide web Everybody can easily hate everyone
> > > > else
> > > > no matter what category they fall into military or non-military or Boy
> > > > Scout.
> > > Sounds like National Brotherhood Week
> > > ———https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI&t=26s
> > I wonder if during National Brotherhood Week my two brothers will actually
> > talk to me whereas they normally never do.
> If you are lucky, they will continue to ignore you
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And if I'm am lucky, I will continue to ignore them since all they want to talk about is shrimp.

On Jul 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<68e865e0-82c8-4cab-8140-6e4b4228f791n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > well, don't just limit it to the military , now that we've established
> > > > > the
> > > > > Internet and the world world wide web Everybody can easily hate everyone
> > > > > else
> > > > > no matter what category they fall into military or non-military or Boy
> > > > > Scout.
> > > > Sounds like National Brotherhood Week
> > > > ———https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI&t=26s
> > > I wonder if during National Brotherhood Week my two brothers will actually
> > > talk to me whereas they normally never do.
> > If you are lucky, they will continue to ignore you
> And if I'm am lucky, I will continue to ignore them since all they want to
> talk about is shrimp.

Their version of a fish story???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, July 8, 2023 at 2:18:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<68e865e0-82c8-4cab...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > well, don't just limit it to the military , now that we've established
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > Internet and the world world wide web Everybody can easily hate everyone
> > > > > > else
> > > > > > no matter what category they fall into military or non-military or Boy
> > > > > > Scout.
> > > > > Sounds like National Brotherhood Week
> > > > > ———https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI&t=26s
> > > > I wonder if during National Brotherhood Week my two brothers will actually
> > > > talk to me whereas they normally never do.
> > > If you are lucky, they will continue to ignore you
> > And if I'm am lucky, I will continue to ignore them since all they want to
> > talk about is shrimp.
> Their version of a fish story???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

then there was the blind Catholic priest, who walked by a whorehouse every day, and thought it was a fish market.

On Jul 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dc48424e-c84a-4ad7-ad10-72d579f2fcadn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Sounds like National Brotherhood Week
> > > > > > ———https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI&t=26s
> > > > > I wonder if during National Brotherhood Week my two brothers will
> > > > > actually
> > > > > talk to me whereas they normally never do.
> > > > If you are lucky, they will continue to ignore you
> > > And if I'm am lucky, I will continue to ignore them since all they want to
> > > talk about is shrimp.
> > Their version of a fish story???
>
> then there was the blind Catholic priest, who walked by a whorehouse every
> day, and thought it was a fish market.

And was he surprised when trying to buy a fish for Friday dinner!!!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, July 9, 2023 at 3:55:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dc48424e-c84a-4ad7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Sounds like National Brotherhood Week
> > > > > > > ———https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI&t=26s
> > > > > > I wonder if during National Brotherhood Week my two brothers will
> > > > > > actually
> > > > > > talk to me whereas they normally never do.
> > > > > If you are lucky, they will continue to ignore you
> > > > And if I'm am lucky, I will continue to ignore them since all they want to
> > > > talk about is shrimp.
> > > Their version of a fish story???
> >
> > then there was the blind Catholic priest, who walked by a whorehouse every
> > day, and thought it was a fish market.
> And was he surprised when trying to buy a fish for Friday dinner!!!
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So he asked the girl "I want to buy the fish, and you're only willing to rent it?"

On Jul 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3765a301-3d7d-4e2d-8b0f-574475ee2effn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I wonder if during National Brotherhood Week my two brothers will
> > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > talk to me whereas they normally never do.
> > > > > > If you are lucky, they will continue to ignore you
> > > > > And if I'm am lucky, I will continue to ignore them since all they want
> > > > > to
> > > > > talk about is shrimp.
> > > > Their version of a fish story???
> > >
> > > then there was the blind Catholic priest, who walked by a whorehouse every
> > > day, and thought it was a fish market.
> > And was he surprised when trying to buy a fish for Friday dinner!!!
>
> So he asked the girl "I want to buy the fish, and you're only willing to rent
> it?”

But he can’t user her services. By cannon law he gets nun.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, July 9, 2023 at 11:20:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3765a301-3d7d-4e2d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I wonder if during National Brotherhood Week my two brothers will
> > > > > > > > actually
> > > > > > > > talk to me whereas they normally never do.
> > > > > > > If you are lucky, they will continue to ignore you
> > > > > > And if I'm am lucky, I will continue to ignore them since all they want
> > > > > > to
> > > > > > talk about is shrimp.
> > > > > Their version of a fish story???
> > > >
> > > > then there was the blind Catholic priest, who walked by a whorehouse every
> > > > day, and thought it was a fish market.
> > > And was he surprised when trying to buy a fish for Friday dinner!!!
> >
> > So he asked the girl "I want to buy the fish, and you're only willing to rent
> > it?”
>
> But he can’t user her services. By cannon law he gets nun.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

How did the term "nun" come about ? It's because they don't get nun, they don't want nun. However, I've always felt that that definition wasn't really true.

On Jul 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7a7d0ec5-3054-4c67-8d01-3fac0c878833n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > And if I'm am lucky, I will continue to ignore them since all they want
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > talk about is shrimp.
> > > > > > Their version of a fish story???
> > > > >
> > > > > then there was the blind Catholic priest, who walked by a whorehouse
> > > > > every
> > > > > day, and thought it was a fish market.
> > > > And was he surprised when trying to buy a fish for Friday dinner!!!
> > >
> > > So he asked the girl "I want to buy the fish, and you're only willing to
> > > rent
> > > it?”
> >
> > But he can’t user her services. By cannon law he gets nun.
>
> How did the term "nun" come about ? It's because they don't get nun, they
> don't want nun. However, I've always felt that that definition wasn't really
> true.

That is a nun - sequeter.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, July 10, 2023 at 4:27:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7a7d0ec5-3054-4c67...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > And if I'm am lucky, I will continue to ignore them since all they want
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > talk about is shrimp.
> > > > > > > Their version of a fish story???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > then there was the blind Catholic priest, who walked by a whorehouse
> > > > > > every
> > > > > > day, and thought it was a fish market.
> > > > > And was he surprised when trying to buy a fish for Friday dinner!!!
> > > >
> > > > So he asked the girl "I want to buy the fish, and you're only willing to
> > > > rent
> > > > it?”
> > >
> > > But he can’t user her services. By cannon law he gets nun.
> >
> > How did the term "nun" come about ? It's because they don't get nun, they
> > don't want nun. However, I've always felt that that definition wasn't really
> > true.
> That is a nun - sequeter.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Will you quit posting your nun-sense here?

On Jul 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4cf6e5c4-77f2-4edb-8868-c49470ab8862n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > then there was the blind Catholic priest, who walked by a whorehouse
> > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > day, and thought it was a fish market.
> > > > > > And was he surprised when trying to buy a fish for Friday dinner!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > So he asked the girl "I want to buy the fish, and you're only willing to
> > > > > rent
> > > > > it?”
> > > >
> > > > But he can’t user her services. By cannon law he gets nun.
> > >
> > > How did the term "nun" come about ? It's because they don't get nun, they
> > > don't want nun. However, I've always felt that that definition wasn't
> > > really
> > > true.
> > That is a nun - sequeter.
>
> Will you quit posting your nun-sense here?

I am just passing on convent - inal knowledge.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, July 10, 2023 at 1:20:24 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4cf6e5c4-77f2-4edb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > then there was the blind Catholic priest, who walked by a whorehouse
> > > > > > > > every
> > > > > > > > day, and thought it was a fish market.
> > > > > > > And was he surprised when trying to buy a fish for Friday dinner!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So he asked the girl "I want to buy the fish, and you're only willing to
> > > > > > rent
> > > > > > it?”
> > > > >
> > > > > But he can’t user her services. By cannon law he gets nun..
> > > >
> > > > How did the term "nun" come about ? It's because they don't get nun, they
> > > > don't want nun. However, I've always felt that that definition wasn't
> > > > really
> > > > true.
> > > That is a nun - sequeter.
> >
> > Will you quit posting your nun-sense here?
> I am just passing on convent - inal knowledge.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Does convent-inal knowledge include where all the babies are buried?

On Jul 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cd4caaf0-8fcc-42c0-9f8e-c7981d00a94dn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > But he can’t user her services. By cannon law he gets nun.
> > > > >
> > > > > How did the term "nun" come about ? It's because they don't get nun, they
> > > > > don't want nun. However, I've always felt that that definition wasn't
> > > > > really
> > > > > true.
> > > > That is a nun - sequeter.
> > >
> > > Will you quit posting your nun-sense here?
> > I am just passing on convent - inal knowledge.
>
> Does convent-inal knowledge include where all the babies are buried?

Only if you helped bury them.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, July 11, 2023 at 4:43:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jul 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cd4caaf0-8fcc-42c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But he can’t user her services. By cannon law he gets nun.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > How did the term "nun" come about ? It's because they don't get nun, they
> > > > > > don't want nun. However, I've always felt that that definition wasn't
> > > > > > really
> > > > > > true.
> > > > > That is a nun - sequeter.
> > > >
> > > > Will you quit posting your nun-sense here?
> > > I am just passing on convent - inal knowledge.
> >
> > Does convent-inal knowledge include where all the babies are buried?
> Only if you helped bury them.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Those nuns have so many babies that they actually bought a backhoe.