On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0826233a-3efa-4d63-a860-0f47688bfa5dn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > Ah ha!!! You've revealed where you live. That could be quite dangerous if
> > > > > you
> > > > > are ever stalked.
> > > > But you are too old to be playing “Where is Waldo" A lot of people buy the game, Hüsker Dü , what they don't realize is that
> > > Hüsker Dü in danish means "turn to the person on your right and piss on
> > > their head.” And you learned this how??? On hands experience.

Your hands were on your head ???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, June 24, 2023 at 4:08:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0826233a-3efa-4d63...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Ah ha!!! You've revealed where you live. That could be quite dangerous if
> > > > > > you
> > > > > > are ever stalked.
> > > > > But you are too old to be playing “Where is Waldo" A lot of people buy the game, Hüsker Dü , what they don't realize is that
> > > > Hüsker Dü in danish means "turn to the person on your right and piss on
> > > > their head.” And you learned this how??? On hands experience.
>
> Your hands were on your head ???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

dreamer
you silly little dreamer,
but can you put your hands in your head oh no

On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0f42df4f-90c8-4bd8-8d77-a6d4924c0638n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > But you are too old to be playing “Where is Waldo" A lot of people
> > > > > > buy the game, Hüsker Dü , what they don't realize is that
> > > > > Hüsker Dü in danish means "turn to the person on your right and piss on
> > > > > their head.” And you learned this how??? On hands experience. Your hands were on your head ??? dreamer
> you silly little dreamer,
> but can you put your hands in your head oh no

Thats your hole problem.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 25, 2023 at 7:46:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0f42df4f-90c8-4bd8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But you are too old to be playing “Where is Waldo" A lot of people
> > > > > > > buy the game, Hüsker Dü , what they don't realize is that
> > > > > > Hüsker Dü in danish means "turn to the person on your right and piss on
> > > > > > their head.” And you learned this how??? On hands experience. Your hands were on your head ??? dreamer
> > you silly little dreamer,
> > but can you put your hands in your head oh no
> Thats your hole problem.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No problem. Many people say I have a hole in my head.

On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9aeea408-59e4-41b8-9533-00efa4535a94n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > But you are too old to be playing “Where is Waldo" A lot of people
> > > > > > > > buy the game, Hüsker Dü , what they don't realize is that
> > > > > > > Hüsker Dü in danish means "turn to the person on your right and piss
> > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > their head.” And you learned this how??? On hands experience. Your
> > > > > > > hands were on your head ??? dreamer
> > > you silly little dreamer,
> > > but can you put your hands in your head oh no
> > Thats your hole problem. No problem. Many people say I have a hole in my head.

That should teach you not to go to a hole - fistic doctor.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 25, 2023 at 3:22:56 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9aeea408-59e4-41b8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > But you are too old to be playing “Where is Waldo" A lot of people
> > > > > > > > > buy the game, Hüsker Dü , what they don't realize is that
> > > > > > > > Hüsker Dü in danish means "turn to the person on your right and piss
> > > > > > > > on
> > > > > > > > their head.” And you learned this how??? On hands experience. Your
> > > > > > > > hands were on your head ??? dreamer
> > > > you silly little dreamer,
> > > > but can you put your hands in your head oh no
> > > Thats your hole problem. No problem. Many people say I have a hole in my head.
>
> That should teach you not to go to a hole - fistic doctor.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Darlene went to a hole doctor , but it turns out that he was just a regular gynecologist.

Beware of any gynecologist whose Muzak is playing "Back in the saddle again.."

On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<79793549-1a1b-4c89-94c0-0a92e64f22fbn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > you silly little dreamer,
> > > > > but can you put your hands in your head oh no
> > > > Thats your hole problem. No problem. Many people say I have a hole in my
> > > > head. That should teach you not to go to a hole - fistic doctor.
>
> Darlene went to a hole doctor , but it turns out that he was just a regular
> gynecologist.
>
> Beware of any gynecologist whose Muzak is playing "Back in the saddle again.”

Are you trying to stirrup trouble for him???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 26, 2023 at 3:34:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<79793549-1a1b-4c89...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > you silly little dreamer,
> > > > > > but can you put your hands in your head oh no
> > > > > Thats your hole problem. No problem. Many people say I have a hole in my
> > > > > head. That should teach you not to go to a hole - fistic doctor.
> >
> > Darlene went to a hole doctor , but it turns out that he was just a regular
> > gynecologist.
> >
> > Beware of any gynecologist whose Muzak is playing "Back in the saddle again.”
>
> Are you trying to stirrup trouble for him???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Johnny Carson used to make a joke about never trust a gynecologist that comes into the examination room wearing waxed lips. I never understood what that meant.

On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e5febca3-872e-4bbf-b002-5e5027fb0439n@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > Darlene went to a hole doctor , but it turns out that he was just a regular
> > > gynecologist.
> > >
> > > Beware of any gynecologist whose Muzak is playing "Back in the saddle
> > > again.” Are you trying to stirrup trouble for him??? Johnny Carson used to make a joke about never trust a gynecologist that comes
> into the examination room wearing waxed lips. I never understood what that
> meant.

Wax lips --- I gave them up as a kid.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 26, 2023 at 2:44:23 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e5febca3-872e-4bbf...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > Darlene went to a hole doctor , but it turns out that he was just a regular
> > > > gynecologist.
> > > >
> > > > Beware of any gynecologist whose Muzak is playing "Back in the saddle
> > > > again.” Are you trying to stirrup trouble for him??? Johnny Carson used to make a joke about never trust a gynecologist that comes
> > into the examination room wearing waxed lips. I never understood what that
> > meant.
> Wax lips --- I gave them up as a kid.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Maybe what he meant was that if the gynecologist is wearing wax lips, then the woman should be afraid of getting wax on her clitoris.

On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<386c351f-ee99-49e1-b2a0-97f693e135a6n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Beware of any gynecologist whose Muzak is playing "Back in the saddle
> > > > > again.” Are you trying to stirrup trouble for him??? Johnny Carson
> > > > > used to make a joke about never trust a gynecologist that comes
> > > into the examination room wearing waxed lips. I never understood what that
> > > meant.
> > Wax lips --- I gave them up as a kid.
>
> Maybe what he meant was that if the gynecologist is wearing wax lips, then
> the woman should be afraid of getting wax on her clitoris.

How else will she polish it and make it shine??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, June 27, 2023 at 4:06:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<386c351f-ee99-49e1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Beware of any gynecologist whose Muzak is playing "Back in the saddle
> > > > > > again.” Are you trying to stirrup trouble for him??? Johnny Carson
> > > > > > used to make a joke about never trust a gynecologist that comes
> > > > into the examination room wearing waxed lips. I never understood what that
> > > > meant.
> > > Wax lips --- I gave them up as a kid.
> >
> > Maybe what he meant was that if the gynecologist is wearing wax lips, then
> > the woman should be afraid of getting wax on her clitoris.
> How else will she polish it and make it shine??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

do you mean the pearl? I guess you need a little tiny amount of buffing compound.

On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<5896dbac-a720-4dec-b003-15f14bdf25aen@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > into the examination room wearing waxed lips. I never understood what
> > > > > that
> > > > > meant.
> > > > Wax lips --- I gave them up as a kid.
> > >
> > > Maybe what he meant was that if the gynecologist is wearing wax lips, then
> > > the woman should be afraid of getting wax on her clitoris.
> > How else will she polish it and make it shine??
> do you mean the pearl? I guess you need a little tiny amount of buffing
> compound.

Does she do it in the buff???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, June 27, 2023 at 1:41:20 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<5896dbac-a720-4dec...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > into the examination room wearing waxed lips. I never understood what
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > meant.
> > > > > Wax lips --- I gave them up as a kid.
> > > >
> > > > Maybe what he meant was that if the gynecologist is wearing wax lips, then
> > > > the woman should be afraid of getting wax on her clitoris.
> > > How else will she polish it and make it shine??
> > do you mean the pearl? I guess you need a little tiny amount of buffing
> > compound.
> Does she do it in the buff???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, Darlene is a nudist at heart, so when she wants to shine up her car, she buffs it in the buff.

On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4d67a2c3-6ddf-4665-bdf4-da48e24fed1fn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Maybe what he meant was that if the gynecologist is wearing wax lips,
> > > > > then
> > > > > the woman should be afraid of getting wax on her clitoris.
> > > > How else will she polish it and make it shine??
> > > do you mean the pearl? I guess you need a little tiny amount of buffing
> > > compound.
> > Does she do it in the buff??? Yes, Darlene is a nudist at heart, so when she wants to shine up her car, she
> buffs it in the buff.

Perhaps she is just saying that tease you. Maybe you should call her buff.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 28, 2023 at 7:23:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4d67a2c3-6ddf-4665...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Maybe what he meant was that if the gynecologist is wearing wax lips,
> > > > > > then
> > > > > > the woman should be afraid of getting wax on her clitoris.
> > > > > How else will she polish it and make it shine??
> > > > do you mean the pearl? I guess you need a little tiny amount of buffing
> > > > compound.
> > > Does she do it in the buff??? Yes, Darlene is a nudist at heart, so when she wants to shine up her car, she
> > buffs it in the buff.
> Perhaps she is just saying that tease you. Maybe you should call her buff..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I would, but she only responds to her real name.

On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2041de91-4956-4db4-9896-7be3cf4d9e01n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > How else will she polish it and make it shine??
> > > > > do you mean the pearl? I guess you need a little tiny amount of buffing
> > > > > compound.
> > > > Does she do it in the buff??? Yes, Darlene is a nudist at heart, so when
> > > > she wants to shine up her car, she
> > > buffs it in the buff.
> > Perhaps she is just saying that tease you. Maybe you should call her buff.
> I would, but she only responds to her real name.

As contrasted to her reel name when making porno films???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 28, 2023 at 3:05:03 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2041de91-4956-4db4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > How else will she polish it and make it shine??
> > > > > > do you mean the pearl? I guess you need a little tiny amount of buffing
> > > > > > compound.
> > > > > Does she do it in the buff??? Yes, Darlene is a nudist at heart, so when
> > > > > she wants to shine up her car, she
> > > > buffs it in the buff.
> > > Perhaps she is just saying that tease you. Maybe you should call her buff.
> > I would, but she only responds to her real name.
> As contrasted to her reel name when making porno films???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes. Her porno stage name is Dead Cleo. All the films she makes appeal to necrophiliacs.

On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<32dda9d8-7e2b-4706-9ecb-4e6850e86770n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > she wants to shine up her car, she
> > > > > buffs it in the buff.
> > > > Perhaps she is just saying that tease you. Maybe you should call her buff.
> > > I would, but she only responds to her real name.
> > As contrasted to her reel name when making porno films??? Yes. Her porno stage name is Dead Cleo. All the films she makes appeal to
> necrophiliacs.

That career path is a dead end

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 29, 2023 at 5:34:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<32dda9d8-7e2b-4706...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > she wants to shine up her car, she
> > > > > > buffs it in the buff.
> > > > > Perhaps she is just saying that tease you. Maybe you should call her buff.
> > > > I would, but she only responds to her real name.
> > > As contrasted to her reel name when making porno films??? Yes. Her porno stage name is Dead Cleo. All the films she makes appeal to
> > necrophiliacs.
>
> That career path is a dead end
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

sometimes when we have sex, Darlene doesn't move too much. I tell her you women have it lucky , during sex all you have to do is just lie there and not put any effort into it. I told her you have a dead end.

On Jun 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<209e0f07-90b2-428b-8a4a-cb59a20f2a65n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I would, but she only responds to her real name.
> > > > As contrasted to her reel name when making porno films??? Yes. Her porno
> > > > stage name is Dead Cleo. All the films she makes appeal to
> > > necrophiliacs.
> >
> > That career path is a dead end
> sometimes when we have sex, Darlene doesn't move too much. I tell her you
> women have it lucky , during sex all you have to do is just lie there and not
> put any effort into it. I told her you have a dead end.

Or she is British.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 29, 2023 at 3:18:21 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<209e0f07-90b2-428b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I would, but she only responds to her real name.
> > > > > As contrasted to her reel name when making porno films??? Yes. Her porno
> > > > > stage name is Dead Cleo. All the films she makes appeal to
> > > > necrophiliacs.
> > >
> > > That career path is a dead end
> > sometimes when we have sex, Darlene doesn't move too much. I tell her you
> > women have it lucky , during sex all you have to do is just lie there and not
> > put any effort into it. I told her you have a dead end.
> Or she is British.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

OK, you're going to force me to repeat the old joke: a Frenchman was on trial for necrophilia. His successful defense was that he didn't know she was dead, he merely thought she was British. That's dedicated to my friends in uk.rec.sheds.

On Jun 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c2882dff-1c4b-413b-8bab-2a557994823an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > That career path is a dead end
> > > sometimes when we have sex, Darlene doesn't move too much. I tell her you
> > > women have it lucky , during sex all you have to do is just lie there and
> > > not
> > > put any effort into it. I told her you have a dead end.
> > Or she is British.
>
> OK, you're going to force me to repeat the old joke: a Frenchman was on trial
> for necrophilia. His successful defense was that he didn't know she was dead,
> he merely thought she was British. That's dedicated to my friends in
> uk.rec.sheds.

Force hell, I could not hold you back.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, July 1, 2023 at 4:18:23 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c2882dff-1c4b-413b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > That career path is a dead end
> > > > sometimes when we have sex, Darlene doesn't move too much. I tell her you
> > > > women have it lucky , during sex all you have to do is just lie there and
> > > > not
> > > > put any effort into it. I told her you have a dead end.
> > > Or she is British.
> >
> > OK, you're going to force me to repeat the old joke: a Frenchman was on trial
> > for necrophilia. His successful defense was that he didn't know she was dead,
> > he merely thought she was British. That's dedicated to my friends in
> > uk.rec.sheds.
> Force hell, I could not hold you back.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm sorry that I do jokes better than puns. You see, you're the pun grandmaster here. I'm playing against you and I have just been taught the rules of puns. so naturally, I'm going to lose.

On Jul 1, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<557aa0ce-2ba2-4404-a960-798215992370n@googlegroups.com>):

> > >
> > > OK, you're going to force me to repeat the old joke: a Frenchman was on
> > > trial
> > > for necrophilia. His successful defense was that he didn't know she was
> > > dead,
> > > he merely thought she was British. That's dedicated to my friends in
> > > uk.rec.sheds.
> > Force hell, I could not hold you back.
>
> I'm sorry that I do jokes better than puns. You see, you're the pun
> grandmaster here. I'm playing against you and I have just been taught the
> rules of puns. so naturally, I'm going to lose.

THats part of your problem --- puns have not rules.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx