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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 15 Jun 2023 22:03 UTC

On Thursday, June 15, 2023 at 3:56:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<00cb4327-37f8-4f91...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > So If I ask you when you got that weak back, you would answer “ABout a
> > > > > > > week
> > > > > > > back"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > i've started the Stockbauer Victoria football league, but we never win
> > > > > > any
> > > > > > games because we have weak backs.
> > > > > And your ends are not in good shape either.
> > > >
> > > > Outsized, freakish feet; a head with six eyes. You are so correct.
> > > And with all the booze they drink, the ends are always tight. I only input the booze from one end.
>
> That way when the cop smells your breath for alcohol, he will not smell any.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The cop does not smell me at just one end, he smells my entire length and breath.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 16 Jun 2023 09:59 UTC

On Jun 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > i've started the Stockbauer Victoria football league, but we never win
> > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > games because we have weak backs.
> > > > > > And your ends are not in good shape either.
> > > > >
> > > > > Outsized, freakish feet; a head with six eyes. You are so correct.
> > > > And with all the booze they drink, the ends are always tight. I only
> > > > input the booze from one end.
> >
> > That way when the cop smells your breath for alcohol, he will not smell any.
>
> The cop does not smell me at just one end, he smells my entire length and
> breath.

Do they really have a special K( unit to sniff butts for alcohol???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 17 Jun 2023 17:21 UTC

On Friday, June 16, 2023 at 5:00:04 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3a93cfe0-92c3-4cb7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > i've started the Stockbauer Victoria football league, but we never win
> > > > > > > > any
> > > > > > > > games because we have weak backs.
> > > > > > > And your ends are not in good shape either.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Outsized, freakish feet; a head with six eyes. You are so correct.
> > > > > And with all the booze they drink, the ends are always tight. I only
> > > > > input the booze from one end.
> > >
> > > That way when the cop smells your breath for alcohol, he will not smell any.
> >
> > The cop does not smell me at just one end, he smells my entire length and
> > breath.
> Do they really have a special K( unit to sniff butts for alcohol???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, they take a box of Special K cereal , fill it full of butt sniffing electronics and have at it.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 18 Jun 2023 07:05 UTC

On Jun 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1c7b130f-ea45-4fcb-859e-24222131e628n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Outsized, freakish feet; a head with six eyes. You are so correct.
> > > > > > And with all the booze they drink, the ends are always tight. I only
> > > > > > input the booze from one end.
> > > >
> > > > That way when the cop smells your breath for alcohol, he will not smell
> > > > any.
> > >
> > > The cop does not smell me at just one end, he smells my entire length and
> > > breath.
> > Do they really have a special K( unit to sniff butts for alcohol???
> Yes, they take a box of Special K cereal , fill it full of butt sniffing
> electronics and have at it.

Sounds flake - y to me.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 18 Jun 2023 16:45 UTC

On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 2:06:00 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1c7b130f-ea45-4fcb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Outsized, freakish feet; a head with six eyes. You are so correct.
> > > > > > > And with all the booze they drink, the ends are always tight. I only
> > > > > > > input the booze from one end.
> > > > >
> > > > > That way when the cop smells your breath for alcohol, he will not smell
> > > > > any.
> > > >
> > > > The cop does not smell me at just one end, he smells my entire length and
> > > > breath.
> > > Do they really have a special K( unit to sniff butts for alcohol???
> > Yes, they take a box of Special K cereal , fill it full of butt sniffing
> > electronics and have at it.
> Sounds flake - y to me.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There was this Don Martin Khartoum, a guy's driving along on the highway in the middle of summer.
It starts snowing , and snowing , finally he has like 2 inches of snow on the hood. He's wondering what's going on and then they show the car ahead of him and he's scratching his head and it's all dandruff flakes.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 18 Jun 2023 19:36 UTC

On Jun 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f134443b-ee86-49fa-9ada-c23110d5ea80n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That way when the cop smells your breath for alcohol, he will not smell
> > > > > > any.
> > > > >
> > > > > The cop does not smell me at just one end, he smells my entire length and
> > > > > breath.
> > > > Do they really have a special K( unit to sniff butts for alcohol???
> > > Yes, they take a box of Special K cereal , fill it full of butt sniffing
> > > electronics and have at it.
> > Sounds flake - y to me.
> There was this Don Martin Khartoum, a guy's driving along on the highway in
> the middle of summer.
> It starts snowing , and snowing , finally he has like 2 inches of snow on the
> hood. He's wondering what's going on and then they show the car ahead of him
> and he's scratching his head and it's all dandruff flakes.

Like the cow that froze to death in the summer because it saw what it thought
was a
snow storm

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 19 Jun 2023 07:04 UTC

On Sunday, June 18, 2023 at 2:37:02 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f134443b-ee86-49fa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > That way when the cop smells your breath for alcohol, he will not smell
> > > > > > > any.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The cop does not smell me at just one end, he smells my entire length and
> > > > > > breath.
> > > > > Do they really have a special K( unit to sniff butts for alcohol???
> > > > Yes, they take a box of Special K cereal , fill it full of butt sniffing
> > > > electronics and have at it.
> > > Sounds flake - y to me.
> > There was this Don Martin Khartoum, a guy's driving along on the highway in
> > the middle of summer.
> > It starts snowing , and snowing , finally he has like 2 inches of snow on the
> > hood. He's wondering what's going on and then they show the car ahead of him
> > and he's scratching his head and it's all dandruff flakes.
> Like the cow that froze to death in the summer because it saw what it thought
> was a
> snow storm
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

like that chameleon that disappeared because air was surrounding it.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 19 Jun 2023 09:31 UTC

On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<53f27767-c56b-4139-8bc3-5076e7f941b6n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Do they really have a special K( unit to sniff butts for alcohol???
> > > > > Yes, they take a box of Special K cereal , fill it full of butt sniffing
> > > > > electronics and have at it.
> > > > Sounds flake - y to me.
> > > There was this Don Martin Khartoum, a guy's driving along on the highway in
> > > the middle of summer.
> > > It starts snowing , and snowing , finally he has like 2 inches of snow on
> > > the
> > > hood. He's wondering what's going on and then they show the car ahead of
> > > him
> > > and he's scratching his head and it's all dandruff flakes.
> > Like the cow that froze to death in the summer because it saw what it
> > thought
> > was a
> > snow storm
> like that chameleon that disappeared because air was surrounding it.

You are not going to breeze tru this challenge that easy.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 19 Jun 2023 19:53 UTC

On Monday, June 19, 2023 at 4:31:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<53f27767-c56b-4139...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Do they really have a special K( unit to sniff butts for alcohol???
> > > > > > Yes, they take a box of Special K cereal , fill it full of butt sniffing
> > > > > > electronics and have at it.
> > > > > Sounds flake - y to me.
> > > > There was this Don Martin Khartoum, a guy's driving along on the highway in
> > > > the middle of summer.
> > > > It starts snowing , and snowing , finally he has like 2 inches of snow on
> > > > the
> > > > hood. He's wondering what's going on and then they show the car ahead of
> > > > him
> > > > and he's scratching his head and it's all dandruff flakes.
> > > Like the cow that froze to death in the summer because it saw what it
> > > thought
> > > was a
> > > snow storm
> > like that chameleon that disappeared because air was surrounding it.
> You are not going to breeze tru this challenge that easy.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

But they call me The Breeze.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 20 Jun 2023 10:54 UTC

On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > Like the cow that froze to death in the summer because it saw what it
> > > > thought
> > > > was a
> > > > snow storm
> > > like that chameleon that disappeared because air was surrounding it.
> > You are not going to breeze tru this challenge that easy. But they call me The Breeze.

So at the party you are gust of honor???

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 20 Jun 2023 16:07 UTC

On Tuesday, June 20, 2023 at 5:54:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c64644d8-4abf-4cc5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Like the cow that froze to death in the summer because it saw what it
> > > > > thought
> > > > > was a
> > > > > snow storm
> > > > like that chameleon that disappeared because air was surrounding it..
> > > You are not going to breeze tru this challenge that easy. But they call me The Breeze.
>
> So at the party you are gust of honor???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I'm more popular than the Beatles were, therefore I am the Fab-breeze.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 20 Jun 2023 17:31 UTC

On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2fba4703-e076-4508-ba9a-134108a99957n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Like the cow that froze to death in the summer because it saw what it
> > > > > > thought
> > > > > > was a
> > > > > > snow storm
> > > > > like that chameleon that disappeared because air was surrounding it.
> > > > You are not going to breeze tru this challenge that easy. But they call
> > > > me The Breeze.
> >
> > So at the party you are gust of honor???
>
> I'm more popular than the Beatles were, therefore I am the Fab-breeze.

JUst about everything is more popular than the Japanese Beetle

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 21 Jun 2023 04:45 UTC

On Tuesday, June 20, 2023 at 12:32:05 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2fba4703-e076-4508...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Like the cow that froze to death in the summer because it saw what it
> > > > > > > thought
> > > > > > > was a
> > > > > > > snow storm
> > > > > > like that chameleon that disappeared because air was surrounding it.
> > > > > You are not going to breeze tru this challenge that easy. But they call
> > > > > me The Breeze.
> > >
> > > So at the party you are gust of honor???
> >
> > I'm more popular than the Beatles were, therefore I am the Fab-breeze.
> JUst about everything is more popular than the Japanese Beetle
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

there is no such thing. Volts wagon's are made in Germany.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 21 Jun 2023 08:52 UTC

On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > me The Breeze. So at the party you are gust of honor???
> > >
> > > I'm more popular than the Beatles were, therefore I am the Fab-breeze.
> > JUst about everything is more popular than the Japanese Beetle
>
> there is no such thing. Volts wagon's are made in Germany.

That one is so old it belongs in an old volts home...

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 21 Jun 2023 17:14 UTC

On Wednesday, June 21, 2023 at 3:52:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cf0288d7-8cbd-4bfe...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > me The Breeze. So at the party you are gust of honor???
> > > >
> > > > I'm more popular than the Beatles were, therefore I am the Fab-breeze.
> > > JUst about everything is more popular than the Japanese Beetle
> >
> > there is no such thing. Volts wagon's are made in Germany.
> That one is so old it belongs in an old volts home...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There's no such thing as an old volt. They don't hang around, they fly away from you at the speed of light.
I was using an old telephone pole as a post in a fence, somebody asked me "are you sure all the electricity is out of it , that could be dangerous. " There wasn't even a wire connected to it.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 21 Jun 2023 18:43 UTC

On Jun 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<20da8d47-6784-4a3b-857c-d9ba92a427bfn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > I'm more popular than the Beatles were, therefore I am the Fab-breeze.
> > > > JUst about everything is more popular than the Japanese Beetle
> > >
> > > there is no such thing. Volts wagon's are made in Germany.
> > That one is so old it belongs in an old volts home...
>
> There's no such thing as an old volt. They don't hang around, they fly away
> from you at the speed of light.
> I was using an old telephone pole as a post in a fence, somebody asked me
> "are you sure all the electricity is out of it , that could be dangerous. "
> There wasn't even a wire connected to it.

He was not properly grounded in electrical theory.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 22 Jun 2023 03:54 UTC

On Wednesday, June 21, 2023 at 1:43:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<20da8d47-6784-4a3b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I'm more popular than the Beatles were, therefore I am the Fab-breeze.
> > > > > JUst about everything is more popular than the Japanese Beetle
> > > >
> > > > there is no such thing. Volts wagon's are made in Germany.
> > > That one is so old it belongs in an old volts home...
> >
> > There's no such thing as an old volt. They don't hang around, they fly away
> > from you at the speed of light.
> > I was using an old telephone pole as a post in a fence, somebody asked me
> > "are you sure all the electricity is out of it , that could be dangerous. "
> > There wasn't even a wire connected to it.
> He was not properly grounded in electrical theory.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

According to Hofstadter, "The grounds are excellent."

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 by: Mike - Thu, 22 Jun 2023 08:51 UTC

On Jun 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<df5020b2-13dc-429d-ae27-d0ff95a1ead5n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > there is no such thing. Volts wagon's are made in Germany.
> > > > That one is so old it belongs in an old volts home...
> > >
> > > There's no such thing as an old volt. They don't hang around, they fly away
> > > from you at the speed of light.
> > > I was using an old telephone pole as a post in a fence, somebody asked me
> > > "are you sure all the electricity is out of it , that could be dangerous. "
> > > There wasn't even a wire connected to it.
> > He was not properly grounded in electrical theory.
> According to Hofstadter, "The grounds are excellent.” Not for making coffee. Used grounds make bad coffee

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 22 Jun 2023 13:06 UTC

On Thursday, June 22, 2023 at 3:51:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<df5020b2-13dc-429d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there is no such thing. Volts wagon's are made in Germany.
> > > > > That one is so old it belongs in an old volts home...
> > > >
> > > > There's no such thing as an old volt. They don't hang around, they fly away
> > > > from you at the speed of light.
> > > > I was using an old telephone pole as a post in a fence, somebody asked me
> > > > "are you sure all the electricity is out of it , that could be dangerous. "
> > > > There wasn't even a wire connected to it.
> > > He was not properly grounded in electrical theory.
> > According to Hofstadter, "The grounds are excellent.” Not for making coffee. Used grounds make bad coffee
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

After our last earthquake and a wild bout of lovemaking, I asked Darlene "Did the earth move for you? " She said the grounds were excellent.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 22 Jun 2023 14:50 UTC

On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0ff739ea-d322-45d1-a1da-c7c698ce7da9n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > There's no such thing as an old volt. They don't hang around, they fly
> > > > > away
> > > > > from you at the speed of light.
> > > > > I was using an old telephone pole as a post in a fence, somebody asked me
> > > > > "are you sure all the electricity is out of it , that could be
> > > > > dangerous. "
> > > > > There wasn't even a wire connected to it.
> > > > He was not properly grounded in electrical theory.
> > > According to Hofstadter, "The grounds are excellent.” Not for making
> > > coffee. Used grounds make bad coffee
>
> After our last earthquake and a wild bout of lovemaking, I asked Darlene "Did
> the earth move for you? " She said the grounds were excellent.

But yours are no great shakes compared to the ones we have in California

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 22 Jun 2023 23:03 UTC

On Thursday, June 22, 2023 at 9:50:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0ff739ea-d322-45d1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > There's no such thing as an old volt. They don't hang around, they fly
> > > > > > away
> > > > > > from you at the speed of light.
> > > > > > I was using an old telephone pole as a post in a fence, somebody asked me
> > > > > > "are you sure all the electricity is out of it , that could be
> > > > > > dangerous. "
> > > > > > There wasn't even a wire connected to it.
> > > > > He was not properly grounded in electrical theory.
> > > > According to Hofstadter, "The grounds are excellent.” Not for making
> > > > coffee. Used grounds make bad coffee
> >
> > After our last earthquake and a wild bout of lovemaking, I asked Darlene "Did
> > the earth move for you? " She said the grounds were excellent.
> But yours are no great shakes compared to the ones we have in California
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Mar

Ah ha!!! You've revealed where you live. That could be quite dangerous if you are ever stalked.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 23 Jun 2023 08:51 UTC

On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c26a8cc3-d605-4e04-bba3-2dcf6cbe6292n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > He was not properly grounded in electrical theory.
> > > > > According to Hofstadter, "The grounds are excellent.” Not for making
> > > > > coffee. Used grounds make bad coffee
> > >
> > > After our last earthquake and a wild bout of lovemaking, I asked Darlene
> > > "Did
> > > the earth move for you? " She said the grounds were excellent.
> > But yours are no great shakes compared to the ones we have in California
> Ah ha!!! You've revealed where you live. That could be quite dangerous if you
> are ever stalked.

But you are too old to be playing “Where is Waldo"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 23 Jun 2023 16:47 UTC

On Friday, June 23, 2023 at 3:51:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c26a8cc3-d605-4e04...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > He was not properly grounded in electrical theory.
> > > > > > According to Hofstadter, "The grounds are excellent.” Not for making
> > > > > > coffee. Used grounds make bad coffee
> > > >
> > > > After our last earthquake and a wild bout of lovemaking, I asked Darlene
> > > > "Did
> > > > the earth move for you? " She said the grounds were excellent.
> > > But yours are no great shakes compared to the ones we have in California
> > Ah ha!!! You've revealed where you live. That could be quite dangerous if you
> > are ever stalked.
> But you are too old to be playing “Where is Waldo"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

A lot of people buy the game, Hüsker Dü , what they don't realize is that Hüsker Dü in danish means "turn to the person on your right and piss on their head."

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 by: Mike - Sat, 24 Jun 2023 09:12 UTC

On Jun 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c896d5a2-84e8-4f15-b07b-aa3a484ebdb7n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > After our last earthquake and a wild bout of lovemaking, I asked Darlene
> > > > > "Did
> > > > > the earth move for you? " She said the grounds were excellent.
> > > > But yours are no great shakes compared to the ones we have in California
> > > Ah ha!!! You've revealed where you live. That could be quite dangerous if
> > > you
> > > are ever stalked.
> > But you are too old to be playing “Where is Waldo"
>
> A lot of people buy the game, Hüsker Dü , what they don't realize is that
> Hüsker Dü in danish means "turn to the person on your right and piss on
> their head.”

And you learned this how???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 24 Jun 2023 18:37 UTC

On Saturday, June 24, 2023 at 4:12:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c896d5a2-84e8-4f15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > After our last earthquake and a wild bout of lovemaking, I asked Darlene
> > > > > > "Did
> > > > > > the earth move for you? " She said the grounds were excellent.
> > > > > But yours are no great shakes compared to the ones we have in California
> > > > Ah ha!!! You've revealed where you live. That could be quite dangerous if
> > > > you
> > > > are ever stalked.
> > > But you are too old to be playing “Where is Waldo"
> >
> > A lot of people buy the game, Hüsker Dü , what they don't realize is that
> > Hüsker Dü in danish means "turn to the person on your right and piss on
> > their head.”
>
> And you learned this how???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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