On Jun 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2524fcc4-7aa3-413e-a34d-8f0b1a0ac785n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > So you were fixated on blowing Bubbles ??? (That was her name wasn’t
> > > > it?"
> > >
> > > There's this really funny joke similar to that one, and I warn you ahead of
> > > time that it's racist against blacks, but the way it goes is Rastus was a
> > > boy
> > > and Rastus's mother couldn't find him so she starts hollering out "Rastus,
> > > where are you?" and he says "I'm out in the yard here blowing Bubbles "and
> > > then Rastus's mother says "well both you and Bubbles need to come on inside
> > > here for supper”
> > That reminds me of a question I had that was never answered
> > Would “Gone With The Wind” be considered a blew movie??? Well, I'm not sure, but I know that "Deep Throat" was a blew movie.

If you have he stomach for that sort of meal.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, June 8, 2023 at 2:52:48 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2524fcc4-7aa3-413e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > So you were fixated on blowing Bubbles ??? (That was her name wasn’t
> > > > > it?"
> > > >
> > > > There's this really funny joke similar to that one, and I warn you ahead of
> > > > time that it's racist against blacks, but the way it goes is Rastus was a
> > > > boy
> > > > and Rastus's mother couldn't find him so she starts hollering out "Rastus,
> > > > where are you?" and he says "I'm out in the yard here blowing Bubbles "and
> > > > then Rastus's mother says "well both you and Bubbles need to come on inside
> > > > here for supper”
> > > That reminds me of a question I had that was never answered
> > > Would “Gone With The Wind” be considered a blew movie??? Well, I'm not sure, but I know that "Deep Throat" was a blew movie.
>
> If you have he stomach for that sort of meal.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I read this news item one time that there was this drive-in movie and a big storm came up and blew down the screen and the movie they were showing was "Gone with the Wind!!!!!"

On Jun 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<1d2cfbfd-3270-4136-a6b1-910255599f9en@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > That reminds me of a question I had that was never answered
> > > > Would “Gone With The Wind” be considered a blew movie??? Well, I'm
> > > > not sure, but I know that "Deep Throat" was a blew movie.
> >
> > If you have he stomach for that sort of meal.
> I read this news item one time that there was this drive-in movie and a big
> storm came up and blew down the screen and the movie they were showing was
> "Gone with the Wind!!!!!”

Old joke m manipulating facts to fit the punch line
O

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, June 9, 2023 at 3:43:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1d2cfbfd-3270-4136...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > That reminds me of a question I had that was never answered
> > > > > Would “Gone With The Wind” be considered a blew movie??? Well, I'm
> > > > > not sure, but I know that "Deep Throat" was a blew movie.
> > >
> > > If you have he stomach for that sort of meal.
> > I read this news item one time that there was this drive-in movie and a big
> > storm came up and blew down the screen and the movie they were showing was
> > "Gone with the Wind!!!!!”
>
> Old joke m manipulating facts to fit the punch line
> O
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And of course I'm going to do to you what people do to me all the time: prove it.

On Jun 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d4d23369-2d01-4bb9-8cf7-a45d074964fen@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > If you have he stomach for that sort of meal.
> > > I read this news item one time that there was this drive-in movie and a big
> > > storm came up and blew down the screen and the movie they were showing was
> > > "Gone with the Wind!!!!!”
> >
> > Old joke m manipulating facts to fit the punch line
>
> And of course I'm going to do to you what people do to me all the time: prove
> it.

You make the claim --- its up to you.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, June 9, 2023 at 1:51:56 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d4d23369-2d01-4bb9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > If you have he stomach for that sort of meal.
> > > > I read this news item one time that there was this drive-in movie and a big
> > > > storm came up and blew down the screen and the movie they were showing was
> > > > "Gone with the Wind!!!!!”
> > >
> > > Old joke m manipulating facts to fit the punch line
> >
> > And of course I'm going to do to you what people do to me all the time: prove
> > it.
> You make the claim --- its up to you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

If we want to get into the proving game, prove to me that you exist ; you could be a bot.

"Everything you know is false. "– The Firesign theater.

On Jun 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b051e524-5310-418c-954f-18a8d2868166n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Old joke m manipulating facts to fit the punch line And of course I'm going to do to you what people do to me all the time:
> > > prove
> > > it.
> > You make the claim --- its up to you. If we want to get into the proving game, prove to me that you exist ; you
> could be a bot.
>
> "Everything you know is false. "– The Firesign theater.

Reminds me of the blond who thought she was a robot because she had been made
by a scientist.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Saturday, June 10, 2023 at 4:29:30 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b051e524-5310-418c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Old joke m manipulating facts to fit the punch line And of course I'm going to do to you what people do to me all the time:
> > > > prove
> > > > it.
> > > You make the claim --- its up to you. If we want to get into the proving game, prove to me that you exist ; you
> > could be a bot.
> >
> > "Everything you know is false. "– The Firesign theater.
> Reminds me of the blond who thought she was a robot because she had been made
> by a scientist.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Mar

that's completely false because I consider myself a scientist and I don't remember anything about it.

On Jun 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<97175079-7b48-4ef7-b6ff-8b87ab8c55a4n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > You make the claim --- its up to you. If we want to get into the proving
> > > > game, prove to me that you exist ; you
> > > could be a bot.
> > >
> > > "Everything you know is false. "– The Firesign theater.
> > Reminds me of the blond who thought she was a robot because she had been
> > made
> > by a scientist.
> that's completely false because I consider myself a scientist and I don't
> remember anything about it.

Perhaps you were too buzy looking for the Philosophers stone??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 11, 2023 at 3:24:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<97175079-7b48-4ef7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You make the claim --- its up to you. If we want to get into the proving
> > > > > game, prove to me that you exist ; you
> > > > could be a bot.
> > > >
> > > > "Everything you know is false. "– The Firesign theater.
> > > Reminds me of the blond who thought she was a robot because she had been
> > > made
> > > by a scientist.
> > that's completely false because I consider myself a scientist and I don't
> > remember anything about it.
> Perhaps you were too buzy looking for the Philosophers stone??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The Philosopher's stone has been found. They dug up Aristotle's remains, and they found that he had a big kidney stone.

On Jun 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7edaf4c9-0ae2-46d6-8756-15a0035035f7n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Reminds me of the blond who thought she was a robot because she had been
> > > > made
> > > > by a scientist.
> > > that's completely false because I consider myself a scientist and I don't
> > > remember anything about it.
> > Perhaps you were too buzy looking for the Philosophers stone??
> The Philosopher's stone has been found. They dug up Aristotle's remains, and
> they found that he had a big kidney stone.

But by then they had passed the Stone Age.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, June 11, 2023 at 2:06:44 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7edaf4c9-0ae2-46d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Reminds me of the blond who thought she was a robot because she had been
> > > > > made
> > > > > by a scientist.
> > > > that's completely false because I consider myself a scientist and I don't
> > > > remember anything about it.
> > > Perhaps you were too buzy looking for the Philosophers stone??
> > The Philosopher's stone has been found. They dug up Aristotle's remains, and
> > they found that he had a big kidney stone.
> But by then they had passed the Stone Age.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I picked up a rock one time and held it in my hand, and I just looked at it and looked at it for a day , a week, a month. What I was trying to do was see the Stone Age.

On Jun 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7c26cbe6-f8f7-4c32-a3f0-a2e21bec705cn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > that's completely false because I consider myself a scientist and I don't
> > > > > remember anything about it.
> > > > Perhaps you were too buzy looking for the Philosophers stone??
> > > The Philosopher's stone has been found. They dug up Aristotle's remains,
> > > and
> > > they found that he had a big kidney stone.
> > But by then they had passed the Stone Age.
> I picked up a rock one time and held it in my hand, and I just looked at it
> and looked at it for a day , a week, a month. What I was trying to do was see
> the Stone Age.

There are more pleasant ways to get stoned.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, June 12, 2023 at 2:35:55 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7c26cbe6-f8f7-4c32...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > that's completely false because I consider myself a scientist and I don't
> > > > > > remember anything about it.
> > > > > Perhaps you were too buzy looking for the Philosophers stone??
> > > > The Philosopher's stone has been found. They dug up Aristotle's remains,
> > > > and
> > > > they found that he had a big kidney stone.
> > > But by then they had passed the Stone Age.
> > I picked up a rock one time and held it in my hand, and I just looked at it
> > and looked at it for a day , a week, a month. What I was trying to do was see
> > the Stone Age.
> There are more pleasant ways to get stoned.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Jesus and Mary were walking through the countryside. They came upon a prostitute being stoned ; Jesus……
I can't go on , I've told it so many times here.

On Jun 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<de931797-9489-4bba-b3c2-1c0b8f7e8ce9n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > But by then they had passed the Stone Age.
> > > I picked up a rock one time and held it in my hand, and I just looked at it
> > > and looked at it for a day , a week, a month. What I was trying to do was
> > > see
> > > the Stone Age.
> > There are more pleasant ways to get stoned.
> Jesus and Mary were walking through the countryside. They came upon a
> prostitute being stoned ; Jesus……
> I can't go on , I've told it so many times here.

So you are not cairn about her future???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, June 13, 2023 at 4:39:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<de931797-9489-4bba...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > But by then they had passed the Stone Age.
> > > > I picked up a rock one time and held it in my hand, and I just looked at it
> > > > and looked at it for a day , a week, a month. What I was trying to do was
> > > > see
> > > > the Stone Age.
> > > There are more pleasant ways to get stoned.
> > Jesus and Mary were walking through the countryside. They came upon a
> > prostitute being stoned ; Jesus……
> > I can't go on , I've told it so many times here.
> So you are not cairn about her future???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Yes, I did cairn, just like in the following lyrics of the song The Red Rubber Ball:

Always runnin', never carin', that's the life you live,
Stolen minutes of your time were all ya had to give.

On Jun 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<764bdd65-568a-45e4-8fcb-0a7bd174a8cfn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > There are more pleasant ways to get stoned.
> > > Jesus and Mary were walking through the countryside. They came upon a
> > > prostitute being stoned ; Jesus……
> > > I can't go on , I've told it so many times here.
> > So you are not cairn about her future???
> Yes, I did cairn, just like in the following lyrics of the song The Red
> Rubber Ball:
>
> Always runnin', never carin', that's the life you live,
> Stolen minutes of your time were all ya had to give.

Thats your problem, cairn things too far.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, June 13, 2023 at 1:21:06 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<764bdd65-568a-45e4...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > There are more pleasant ways to get stoned.
> > > > Jesus and Mary were walking through the countryside. They came upon a
> > > > prostitute being stoned ; Jesus……
> > > > I can't go on , I've told it so many times here.
> > > So you are not cairn about her future???
> > Yes, I did cairn, just like in the following lyrics of the song The Red
> > Rubber Ball:
> >
> > Always runnin', never carin', that's the life you live,
> > Stolen minutes of your time were all ya had to give.
> Thats your problem, cairn things too far.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have a really weak back. So if I pick up something heavy I'll almost always get a backache. If I cairn it a long ways , that's even worse.

On Jun 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e0752757-c559-45f3-90e3-d7a884cedd4dn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > So you are not cairn about her future???
> > > Yes, I did cairn, just like in the following lyrics of the song The Red
> > > Rubber Ball:
> > >
> > > Always runnin', never carin', that's the life you live,
> > > Stolen minutes of your time were all ya had to give.
> > Thats your problem, cairn things too far. I have a really weak back. So if I pick up something heavy I'll almost always
> get a backache. If I cairn it a long ways , that's even worse.

So If I ask you when you got that weak back, you would answer “ABout a week
back"

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 14, 2023 at 4:26:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e0752757-c559-45f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > So you are not cairn about her future???
> > > > Yes, I did cairn, just like in the following lyrics of the song The Red
> > > > Rubber Ball:
> > > >
> > > > Always runnin', never carin', that's the life you live,
> > > > Stolen minutes of your time were all ya had to give.
> > > Thats your problem, cairn things too far. I have a really weak back. So if I pick up something heavy I'll almost always
> > get a backache. If I cairn it a long ways , that's even worse.
> So If I ask you when you got that weak back, you would answer “ABout a week
> back"
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

i've started the Stockbauer Victoria football league, but we never win any games because we have weak backs.

On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<262d3451-d351-4b1d-8386-18eaba667646n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Thats your problem, cairn things too far. I have a really weak back. So
> > > > if I pick up something heavy I'll almost always
> > > get a backache. If I cairn it a long ways , that's even worse.
> > So If I ask you when you got that weak back, you would answer “ABout a
> > week
> > back"
>
> i've started the Stockbauer Victoria football league, but we never win any
> games because we have weak backs.

And your ends are not in good shape either.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 14, 2023 at 9:11:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<262d3451-d351-4b1d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Thats your problem, cairn things too far. I have a really weak back. So
> > > > > if I pick up something heavy I'll almost always
> > > > get a backache. If I cairn it a long ways , that's even worse.
> > > So If I ask you when you got that weak back, you would answer “ABout a
> > > week
> > > back"
> >
> > i've started the Stockbauer Victoria football league, but we never win any
> > games because we have weak backs.
> And your ends are not in good shape either.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Outsized, freakish feet; a head with six eyes. You are so correct.

On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7337755c-3e93-4883-bf23-aadb23c98cfcn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Thats your problem, cairn things too far. I have a really weak back. So
> > > > > > if I pick up something heavy I'll almost always
> > > > > get a backache. If I cairn it a long ways , that's even worse.
> > > > So If I ask you when you got that weak back, you would answer “ABout a
> > > > week
> > > > back"
> > >
> > > i've started the Stockbauer Victoria football league, but we never win any
> > > games because we have weak backs.
> > And your ends are not in good shape either.
>
> Outsized, freakish feet; a head with six eyes. You are so correct.

And with all the booze they drink, the ends are always tight.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, June 14, 2023 at 3:41:48 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7337755c-3e93-4883...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Thats your problem, cairn things too far. I have a really weak back. So
> > > > > > > if I pick up something heavy I'll almost always
> > > > > > get a backache. If I cairn it a long ways , that's even worse.
> > > > > So If I ask you when you got that weak back, you would answer “ABout a
> > > > > week
> > > > > back"
> > > >
> > > > i've started the Stockbauer Victoria football league, but we never win any
> > > > games because we have weak backs.
> > > And your ends are not in good shape either.
> >
> > Outsized, freakish feet; a head with six eyes. You are so correct.
> And with all the booze they drink, the ends are always tight.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I only input the booze from one end.

On Jun 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<00cb4327-37f8-4f91-ad80-4d42b8c4746en@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > So If I ask you when you got that weak back, you would answer “ABout a
> > > > > > week
> > > > > > back"
> > > > >
> > > > > i've started the Stockbauer Victoria football league, but we never win
> > > > > any
> > > > > games because we have weak backs.
> > > > And your ends are not in good shape either.
> > >
> > > Outsized, freakish feet; a head with six eyes. You are so correct.
> > And with all the booze they drink, the ends are always tight. I only input the booze from one end.

That way when the cop smells your breath for alcohol, he will not smell any.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx