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 by: Mike - Thu, 25 May 2023 11:00 UTC

On May 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<593816b0-ae0a-4170-926a-b14b1b13aa66n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Depends how fattening the punch is.
> > >
> > > I hosted a party for homeless people recently, and I put on my comedy act
> > > and
> > > since they were homeless their clothing was pretty poor, but I kept them in
> > > stitches the whole time.
> > You put on a sew sew performance
>
> I did put on a so so performance, since I am almost infinitely kind, I sewed
> up the clothing of one homeless person, and then went on to the next.

You do need to be careful. Not knowing who you are working on could be Sew -
icied.

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finding it everywhere,
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 25 May 2023 15:07 UTC

On Thursday, May 25, 2023 at 6:02:03 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<593816b0-ae0a-4170...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Depends how fattening the punch is.
> > > >
> > > > I hosted a party for homeless people recently, and I put on my comedy act
> > > > and
> > > > since they were homeless their clothing was pretty poor, but I kept them in
> > > > stitches the whole time.
> > > You put on a sew sew performance
> >
> > I did put on a so so performance, since I am almost infinitely kind, I sewed
> > up the clothing of one homeless person, and then went on to the next.
> You do need to be careful. Not knowing who you are working on could be Sew -
> icied.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

That sounds like when I was scheduled to have that heart/ lung transplant. The surgeon did it to the guy next to me.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 25 May 2023 17:04 UTC

On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > stitches the whole time.
> > > > You put on a sew sew performance
> > >
> > > I did put on a so so performance, since I am almost infinitely kind, I
> > > sewed
> > > up the clothing of one homeless person, and then went on to the next.
> > You do need to be careful. Not knowing who you are working on could be Sew -
> > icied.
>
> That sounds like when I was scheduled to have that heart/ lung transplant.
> The surgeon did it to the guy next to me.

An assembly line

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 25 May 2023 20:20 UTC

On Thursday, May 25, 2023 at 12:04:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dfae06b5-15ad-40fb...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > stitches the whole time.
> > > > > You put on a sew sew performance
> > > >
> > > > I did put on a so so performance, since I am almost infinitely kind, I
> > > > sewed
> > > > up the clothing of one homeless person, and then went on to the next.
> > > You do need to be careful. Not knowing who you are working on could be Sew -
> > > icied.
> >
> > That sounds like when I was scheduled to have that heart/ lung transplant.
> > The surgeon did it to the guy next to me.
> An assembly line
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I put two dots on a piece of paper and drew the line between them , but since a line is infinite, I had to keep extending it and extending it and extending it. I'm currently drawing the extended line on a planet around Alpha Centauri.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 25 May 2023 21:20 UTC

On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > You do need to be careful. Not knowing who you are working on could be
> > > > Sew -
> > > > icied. That sounds like when I was scheduled to have that heart/ lung transplant.
> > > The surgeon did it to the guy next to me.
> > An assembly line
> I put two dots on a piece of paper and drew the line between them , but since
> a line is infinite, I had to keep extending it and extending it and extending
> it. I'm currently drawing the extended line on a planet around Alpha Centauri.

Knowing you that would be a female Centaur.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 25 May 2023 22:46 UTC

On Thursday, May 25, 2023 at 4:22:28 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c96c055e-01e7-4385...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You do need to be careful. Not knowing who you are working on could be
> > > > > Sew -
> > > > > icied. That sounds like when I was scheduled to have that heart/ lung transplant.
> > > > The surgeon did it to the guy next to me.
> > > An assembly line
> > I put two dots on a piece of paper and drew the line between them , but since
> > a line is infinite, I had to keep extending it and extending it and extending
> > it. I'm currently drawing the extended line on a planet around Alpha Centauri.
> Knowing you that would be a female Centaur.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I draw the line at having sex with female aliens. Female Hispanics are OK though.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 26 May 2023 09:22 UTC

On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > An assembly line
> > > I put two dots on a piece of paper and drew the line between them , but
> > > since
> > > a line is infinite, I had to keep extending it and extending it and
> > > extending
> > > it. I'm currently drawing the extended line on a planet around Alpha
> > > Centauri.
> > Knowing you that would be a female Centaur.
> I draw the line at having sex with female aliens. Female Hispanics are OK
> though.

Thats not what the “ladies” here told me =====https://aliencathouse.com
(https://aliencathouse.com/)

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 26 May 2023 16:34 UTC

On Friday, May 26, 2023 at 4:22:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a45068ea-b0e3-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > An assembly line
> > > > I put two dots on a piece of paper and drew the line between them , but
> > > > since
> > > > a line is infinite, I had to keep extending it and extending it and
> > > > extending
> > > > it. I'm currently drawing the extended line on a planet around Alpha
> > > > Centauri.
> > > Knowing you that would be a female Centaur.
> > I draw the line at having sex with female aliens. Female Hispanics are OK
> > though.
> Thats not what the “ladies” here told me =====https://aliencathouse.com
> (https://aliencathouse.com/)
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was eating at a seafood restaurant last night, and at an adjoining table there was a young lady, quite beautiful , in a black sequined dress. She got up to leave and I said "that's a very pretty dress you have on"' and she responded in a voice that was way lower than perhaps a true female might have. I was tempted for a second to explore this possibility but decorum prevented me.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 27 May 2023 09:29 UTC

On May 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<96576d1a-ee4b-4cbd-9fe7-c31ea9d64e0an@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, May 26, 2023 at 4:22:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<a45068ea-b0e3-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > An assembly line
> > > > > I put two dots on a piece of paper and drew the line between them , but
> > > > > since
> > > > > a line is infinite, I had to keep extending it and extending it and
> > > > > extending
> > > > > it. I'm currently drawing the extended line on a planet around Alpha
> > > > > Centauri.
> > > > Knowing you that would be a female Centaur.
> > > I draw the line at having sex with female aliens. Female Hispanics are OK
> > > though.
> > Thats not what the “ladies” here told me =====https://aliencathouse.com
> > (https://aliencathouse.com/)
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I was eating at a seafood restaurant last night, and at an adjoining table
> there was a young lady, quite beautiful , in a black sequined dress. She got
> up to leave and I said "that's a very pretty dress you have on"' and she
> responded in a voice that was way lower than perhaps a true female might
> have. I was tempted for a second to explore this possibility but decorum
> prevented me.

Was it because the decorum his the fact that was a he not a she???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 27 May 2023 12:59 UTC

On Saturday, May 27, 2023 at 4:31:02 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<96576d1a-ee4b-4cbd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, May 26, 2023 at 4:22:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<a45068ea-b0e3-427b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > An assembly line
> > > > > > I put two dots on a piece of paper and drew the line between them , but
> > > > > > since
> > > > > > a line is infinite, I had to keep extending it and extending it and
> > > > > > extending
> > > > > > it. I'm currently drawing the extended line on a planet around Alpha
> > > > > > Centauri.
> > > > > Knowing you that would be a female Centaur.
> > > > I draw the line at having sex with female aliens. Female Hispanics are OK
> > > > though.
> > > Thats not what the “ladies” here told me =====https://aliencathouse.com
> > > (https://aliencathouse.com/)
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was eating at a seafood restaurant last night, and at an adjoining table
> > there was a young lady, quite beautiful , in a black sequined dress. She got
> > up to leave and I said "that's a very pretty dress you have on"' and she
> > responded in a voice that was way lower than perhaps a true female might
> > have. I was tempted for a second to explore this possibility but decorum
> > prevented me.
> Was it because the decorum his the fact that was a he not a she???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

He/she/it did wear a decorum. It was a giant 3 foot flower covering the pubic area.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 28 May 2023 09:23 UTC

On May 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ec7ee6e1-9251-431b-a0ad-a861aa185e39n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Knowing you that would be a female Centaur.
> > > > > I draw the line at having sex with female aliens. Female Hispanics are OK
> > > > > though.
> > > > Thats not what the “ladies” here told me
> > > > =====https://aliencathouse.com
> > > > (https://aliencathouse.com/)
> > > I was eating at a seafood restaurant last night, and at an adjoining table
> > > there was a young lady, quite beautiful , in a black sequined dress. She
> > > got
> > > up to leave and I said "that's a very pretty dress you have on"' and she
> > > responded in a voice that was way lower than perhaps a true female might
> > > have. I was tempted for a second to explore this possibility but decorum
> > > prevented me.
> > Was it because the decorum his the fact that was a he not a she???
>
> He/she/it did wear a decorum. It was a giant 3 foot flower covering the pubic
> area.

Should we take a pubic opinion poll to see if that was a proper response or
not??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 28 May 2023 19:09 UTC

On Sunday, May 28, 2023 at 4:23:24 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ec7ee6e1-9251-431b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Knowing you that would be a female Centaur.
> > > > > > I draw the line at having sex with female aliens. Female Hispanics are OK
> > > > > > though.
> > > > > Thats not what the “ladies” here told me
> > > > > =====https://aliencathouse.com
> > > > > (https://aliencathouse.com/)
> > > > I was eating at a seafood restaurant last night, and at an adjoining table
> > > > there was a young lady, quite beautiful , in a black sequined dress.. She
> > > > got
> > > > up to leave and I said "that's a very pretty dress you have on"' and she
> > > > responded in a voice that was way lower than perhaps a true female might
> > > > have. I was tempted for a second to explore this possibility but decorum
> > > > prevented me.
> > > Was it because the decorum his the fact that was a he not a she???
> >
> > He/she/it did wear a decorum. It was a giant 3 foot flower covering the pubic
> > area.
> Should we take a pubic opinion poll to see if that was a proper response or
> not??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

To sum it all up, there's a country song with the line "Where I come from the ladies sing soprano."

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 by: Mike - Mon, 29 May 2023 09:07 UTC

On May 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a2ba22db-9446-4e53-a638-72c22552a9c1n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Was it because the decorum his the fact that was a he not a she???
> > >
> > > He/she/it did wear a decorum. It was a giant 3 foot flower covering the
> > > pubic
> > > area.
> > Should we take a pubic opinion poll to see if that was a proper response or
> > not??
> To sum it all up, there's a country song with the line "Where I come from the
> ladies sing soprano.”

\

But for you that does not mean a sing if she don;t put out.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 29 May 2023 16:54 UTC

On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 4:07:19 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a2ba22db-9446-4e53...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Was it because the decorum his the fact that was a he not a she???
> > > >
> > > > He/she/it did wear a decorum. It was a giant 3 foot flower covering the
> > > > pubic
> > > > area.
> > > Should we take a pubic opinion poll to see if that was a proper response or
> > > not??
> > To sum it all up, there's a country song with the line "Where I come from the
> > ladies sing soprano.”
>
> \
>
> But for you that does not mean a sing if she don;t put out.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

but she does put out. She literally carried me to her door and threw me outside.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 29 May 2023 19:58 UTC

On May 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > To sum it all up, there's a country song with the line "Where I come from
> > > the
> > > ladies sing soprano.”
> > But for you that does not mean a sing if she don;t put out.
>
> but she does put out. She literally carried me to her door and threw me
> outside.

Feminist turnabout instead of your carrying her across a threshold ----

Michael LeVine
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 30 May 2023 00:26 UTC

On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 3:01:14 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4944a6dc-ced9-4a08...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > To sum it all up, there's a country song with the line "Where I come from
> > > > the
> > > > ladies sing soprano.”
> > > But for you that does not mean a sing if she don;t put out.
> >
> > but she does put out. She literally carried me to her door and threw me
> > outside.
> Feminist turnabout instead of your carrying her across a threshold ----
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She did carry me across my threshold, my threshold of being able to stand her.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 30 May 2023 07:58 UTC

On May 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2ecd6d11-2372-4781-8ca5-01449b4c9968n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > To sum it all up, there's a country song with the line "Where I come from
> > > > > the
> > > > > ladies sing soprano.”
> > > > But for you that does not mean a sing if she don;t put out.
> > >
> > > but she does put out. She literally carried me to her door and threw me
> > > outside.
> > Feminist turnabout instead of your carrying her across a threshold ----
>
> She did carry me across my threshold, my threshold of being able to stand her.

Which is why you spent most of your time with her lying down...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 30 May 2023 12:44 UTC

On Tuesday, May 30, 2023 at 2:59:36 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 29, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2ecd6d11-2372-4781...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > To sum it all up, there's a country song with the line "Where I come from
> > > > > > the
> > > > > > ladies sing soprano.”
> > > > > But for you that does not mean a sing if she don;t put out.
> > > >
> > > > but she does put out. She literally carried me to her door and threw me
> > > > outside.
> > > Feminist turnabout instead of your carrying her across a threshold ----
> >
> > She did carry me across my threshold, my threshold of being able to stand her.
> Which is why you spent most of your time with her lying down...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

actually, it was not just her lying down. It was me lying down also.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 30 May 2023 14:13 UTC

On May 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > But for you that does not mean a sing if she don;t put out.
> > > > >
> > > > > but she does put out. She literally carried me to her door and threw me
> > > > > outside.
> > > > Feminist turnabout instead of your carrying her across a threshold ----
> > >
> > > She did carry me across my threshold, my threshold of being able to stand
> > > her.
> > Which is why you spent most of your time with her lying down... actually, it was not just her lying down. It was me lying down also.

Is that how you determine the lie of the land???

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 30 May 2023 17:22 UTC

On Tuesday, May 30, 2023 at 9:13:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<39bb3fa0-509a-491c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > But for you that does not mean a sing if she don;t put out.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > but she does put out. She literally carried me to her door and threw me
> > > > > > outside.
> > > > > Feminist turnabout instead of your carrying her across a threshold ----
> > > >
> > > > She did carry me across my threshold, my threshold of being able to stand
> > > > her.
> > > Which is why you spent most of your time with her lying down... actually, it was not just her lying down. It was me lying down also.
>
> Is that how you determine the lie of the land???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The lies of the land are determined by politicians.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 30 May 2023 18:37 UTC

On May 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a546152d-149e-4c5e-b0ab-5cda9aba75b9n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > She did carry me across my threshold, my threshold of being able to stand
> > > > > her.
> > > > Which is why you spent most of your time with her lying down... actually,
> > > > it was not just her lying down. It was me lying down also.
> >
> > Is that how you determine the lie of the land???
>
> The lies of the land are determined by politicians.

And since they cannot agree on anything, there are more lies that even a
conspiracy theorist
can come up with.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 31 May 2023 15:37 UTC

On Tuesday, May 30, 2023 at 1:37:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 30, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a546152d-149e-4c5e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She did carry me across my threshold, my threshold of being able to stand
> > > > > > her.
> > > > > Which is why you spent most of your time with her lying down... actually,
> > > > > it was not just her lying down. It was me lying down also.
> > >
> > > Is that how you determine the lie of the land???
> >
> > The lies of the land are determined by politicians.
> And since they cannot agree on anything, there are more lies that even a
> conspiracy theorist
> can come up with.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Just make it easy. Any statement that anyone utters is a lie, including this statement, according to Epimenides.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 31 May 2023 16:04 UTC

On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > Which is why you spent most of your time with her lying down...
> > > > > > actually,
> > > > > > it was not just her lying down. It was me lying down also.
> > > >
> > > > Is that how you determine the lie of the land???
> > >
> > > The lies of the land are determined by politicians.
> > And since they cannot agree on anything, there are more lies that even a
> > conspiracy theorist
> > can come up with.
>
> Just make it easy. Any statement that anyone utters is a lie, including this
> statement, according to Epimenides.

=====https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 31 May 2023 18:33 UTC

On Wednesday, May 31, 2023 at 11:04:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6fc68dd6-893a-4e95...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Which is why you spent most of your time with her lying down....
> > > > > > > actually,
> > > > > > > it was not just her lying down. It was me lying down also.
> > > > >
> > > > > Is that how you determine the lie of the land???
> > > >
> > > > The lies of the land are determined by politicians.
> > > And since they cannot agree on anything, there are more lies that even a
> > > conspiracy theorist
> > > can come up with.
> >
> > Just make it easy. Any statement that anyone utters is a lie, including this
> > statement, according to Epimenides.
> =====https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No advanced, intelligent, Cybernetic entity would fall victim to such a simple trick. It would tell the questioner to "go have sex with themselves."

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 by: Mike - Wed, 31 May 2023 19:14 UTC

On May 31, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<68809672-21ae-47b6-aa1a-a23f4c917addn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > >
> > > > > The lies of the land are determined by politicians.
> > > > And since they cannot agree on anything, there are more lies that even a
> > > > conspiracy theorist
> > > > can come up with.
> > >
> > > Just make it easy. Any statement that anyone utters is a lie, including
> > > this
> > > statement, according to Epimenides.
> > =====https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqCiw0wD44U No advanced, intelligent, Cybernetic entity would fall victim to such a
> simple trick. It would tell the questioner to "go have sex with themselves.”
Why not, So called real intelligent people fall for lies all the time.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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