I just cut up and cooked a whole head of cabbage. First I sautéed some onions in butter and olive oil. Then I added the cabbage, cut into slices and chunks. There is enough to last me 6 days. It's done, took about half an hour. I'm letting it cool on the back burner. The whole place smells like raw farts and I love it. Cabbage is good for farts. Unfortunately, with my ass problems I not only do not shit right, my farts also have no power. They rarely boom out - just sort of eek. That inner sphincter is tight. Remember the old expression, "You're a real tight ass." Now I know what they mean. All tensed up deep inside - so deep that no conscious efforts to relax will ever work. I need some propofol to do it. They say people shit when they die. I believe it. What a wonderful relaxed feeling it might be (until rigor mortis sets in and things get claustrophobic). Anyway, there's a pot of fart food the range and for the next 6 days a ladle of it will go into a dish with other healthy goodies. I am not one to live in the past. But I look back on my big booming farts with sad but dreamy eyes, my nose twitching with primitive excitement.

On Wednesday, May 19, 2021 at 9:33:37 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> I just cut up and cooked a whole head of cabbage. First I sautéed some onions in butter and olive oil. Then I added the cabbage, cut into slices and chunks. There is enough to last me 6 days. It's done, took about half an hour. I'm letting it cool on the back burner. The whole place smells like raw farts and I love it. Cabbage is good for farts. Unfortunately, with my ass problems I not only do not shit right, my farts also have no power. They rarely boom out - just sort of eek. That inner sphincter is tight. Remember the old expression, "You're a real tight ass." Now I know what they mean. All tensed up deep inside - so deep that no conscious efforts to relax will ever work. I need some propofol to do it. They say people shit when they die. I believe it. What a wonderful relaxed feeling it might be (until rigor mortis sets in and things get claustrophobic). Anyway, there's a pot of fart food the range and for the next 6 days a ladle of it will go into a dish with other healthy goodies. I am not one to live in the past. But I look back on my big booming farts with sad but dreamy eyes, my nose twitching with primitive excitement.

Is this a food group post? Cross posting is ok. But not trans posting.

> Is this a food group post? Cross posting is ok. But not trans posting.

We talk about eating shit here, don't we? Well that opened the door. Of course this is a food group. Some things have no boundaries. Comedy, death, food - these things have a place in all groups. All 3 are related too. First you eat, they you die, and other people laugh.

On Thursday, May 20, 2021 at 6:00:04 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Is this a food group post? Cross posting is ok. But not trans posting.
> We talk about eating shit here, don't we? Well that opened the door. Of course this is a food group. Some things have no boundaries. Comedy, death, food - these things have a place in all groups. All 3 are related too. First you eat, they you die, and other people laugh.

People die luaghing but can they die eating?

> People die luaghing but can they die eating?

Can a person really die laughing. I mean from it, not just doing it incidentally. Tickled to death. I suppose that could happen. But is it really laughter? I would say no. Can they die from eating? You betcha. I'll bet it happens a lot. Stomachs bursting, investing cracking, the heart overworking to digest the forever feast.

"Eat eat, make strong like bull.!"

On Friday, May 21, 2021 at 4:37:51 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > People die luaghing but can they die eating?
> Can a person really die laughing. I mean from it, not just doing it incidentally. Tickled to death. I suppose that could happen. But is it really laughter? I would say no. Can they die from eating? You betcha. I'll bet it happens a lot. Stomachs bursting, investing cracking, the heart overworking to digest the forever feast.
>
> "Eat eat, make strong like bull.!"

Comedy would be outlawed if it could actually kill. Then only outlaws would be able to laugh.

> Comedy would be outlawed if it could actually kill. Then only outlaws would be able to laugh.

Imagine doing a comedy gig in front of an audience dedicated mainly to just one thing. Like the Hell's Angels or BLM protesters or our troops (for example). Pretty Intimidating. Inhibiting. Even if you're good you've got to wonder what these fuckers are going to laugh at. You will have to have to feel them out. Probe them. Get to know that audience. Then you work them over real good. I would do well entertaining outlaws, but only if they are behind bars and I am on the other side. I still enjoy watching a good comic work. But I don't see many good comics. Maybe none. Who needs them? Not me.

"In these unprecedented times of uncertainty and doubt we who make you laugh are needed more than ever." --- Steve Gelder/Tim Shell, 2008

On Saturday, May 22, 2021 at 2:44:12 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Comedy would be outlawed if it could actually kill. Then only outlaws would be able to laugh.
> Imagine doing a comedy gig in front of an audience dedicated mainly to just one thing. Like the Hell's Angels or BLM protesters or our troops (for example). Pretty Intimidating. Inhibiting. Even if you're good you've got to wonder what these fuckers are going to laugh at. You will have to have to feel them out. Probe them. Get to know that audience. Then you work them over real good. I would do well entertaining outlaws, but only if they are behind bars and I am on the other side. I still enjoy watching a good comic work. But I don't see many good comics. Maybe none. Who needs them? Not me.
>
> "In these unprecedented times of uncertainty and doubt we who make you laugh are needed more than ever." --- Steve Gelder/Tim Shell, 2008

I remember how important comedy was after 9-11. But doesn't covid warrant comedic action? All the comics masked up. These are the real trying times. Like the depression when the Joads were on the road with the truckers. No road comics just the Joads and an occasional waitress to help the children.

> I remember how important comedy was after 9-11. But doesn't covid warrant comedic action? All the comics masked up. These are the real trying times. Like the depression when the Joads were on the road with the truckers. No road comics just the Joads and an occasional waitress to help the children.

I really hated when those comics talked about how much they were needed in those trying times. In fact I hate when people think their time is the only trying one in history. People who talk about how much they are needed only prove how little needed they are really are. I hate when people pretend to believe their job is going to save the world and they're a big part of it. Today you're either a professional victim or a professional martyr, someone working for the victims. it's all tied in. They are in it together, the martyrs and the victims. You want to be top dog in todays world you gotta be either a victim or a martyr - or both. Just my opinion but any worker who thinks his customers need him more than he needs them is a liar or a huge egotist - or both.

On Sunday, May 23, 2021 at 12:15:24 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I remember how important comedy was after 9-11. But doesn't covid warrant comedic action? All the comics masked up. These are the real trying times. Like the depression when the Joads were on the road with the truckers. No road comics just the Joads and an occasional waitress to help the children.
> I really hated when those comics talked about how much they were needed in those trying times. In fact I hate when people think their time is the only trying one in history. People who talk about how much they are needed only prove how little needed they are really are. I hate when people pretend to believe their job is going to save the world and they're a big part of it. Today you're either a professional victim or a professional martyr, someone working for the victims. it's all tied in. They are in it together, the martyrs and the victims. You want to be top dog in todays world you gotta be either a victim or a martyr - or both. Just my opinion but any worker who thinks his customers need him more than he needs them is a liar or a huge egotist - or both.

9-11 was scary to me in terms of a plane flying up my ass full of ragheads. But once the planes were all grounded the threat was over. The news and the army kept it going. All over reaction to a few thousand Jew Yorkers geeting what they deserved.

> 9-11 was scary to me in terms of a plane flying up my ass full of ragheads. But once the planes were all grounded the threat was over. The news and the army kept it going. All over reaction to a few thousand Jew Yorkers geeting what they deserved.

> 9-11 was scary to me in terms of a plane flying up my ass full of ragheads. But once the planes were all grounded the threat was over. The news and the army kept it going. All over reaction to a few thousand Jew Yorkers geeting what they deserved.

LOL. Succinctly put. 9/11 was never scary to me. It was too surreal even as it unfolded. Plus I was aware of the rarity of it. Most people want to be scared by it. It's like going to a horror movie, only better, more interactive. But I knew it was rare. It took those people 8 years to plan those attacks. I have to hand it to them. Lots of determination. And to this day I am in awe of how a group of militarily inferior nations managed to use non military passenger planes as weapons against NYC's tallest buildings. Quite a statement. Gotta hand it to them whoever they were.

On Sunday, May 23, 2021 at 7:46:23 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > 9-11 was scary to me in terms of a plane flying up my ass full of ragheads. But once the planes were all grounded the threat was over. The news and the army kept it going. All over reaction to a few thousand Jew Yorkers geeting what they deserved.
> LOL. Succinctly put. 9/11 was never scary to me. It was too surreal even as it unfolded. Plus I was aware of the rarity of it. Most people want to be scared by it. It's like going to a horror movie, only better, more interactive. But I knew it was rare. It took those people 8 years to plan those attacks. I have to hand it to them. Lots of determination. And to this day I am in awe of how a group of militarily inferior nations managed to use non military passenger planes as weapons against NYC's tallest buildings. Quite a statement. Gotta hand it to them whoever they were.

What a joke. We have a multi trillion dollar defense of ships, planes, tanks and none of it made a difference. Then we used all of that force to kill innocent Iraqis and steal oil.

> What a joke. We have a multi trillion dollar defense of ships, planes, tanks and none of it made a difference. Then we used all of that force to kill innocent Iraqis and steal oil.

The Palestinians youth are often seen using sling shots. I guess in the middle east the Palestinians are the closest you can get to being a nigger. They probably bring a lot of their troubles on themselves. At the same time, even if their vanguard is mostly disenfranchised youth in need of conflict, I have to admire the way underdogs use primitive and sometimes very inventive weapons to take on the hi tech shit. That is why I loved when those passenger jets slammed into those skyscrapers. It was just an awesome display of determination. And insanity I suppose.

On Monday, May 24, 2021 at 6:35:47 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > What a joke. We have a multi trillion dollar defense of ships, planes, tanks and none of it made a difference. Then we used all of that force to kill innocent Iraqis and steal oil.
> The Palestinians youth are often seen using sling shots. I guess in the middle east the Palestinians are the closest you can get to being a nigger. They probably bring a lot of their troubles on themselves. At the same time, even if their vanguard is mostly disenfranchised youth in need of conflict, I have to admire the way underdogs use primitive and sometimes very inventive weapons to take on the hi tech shit. That is why I loved when those passenger jets slammed into those skyscrapers. It was just an awesome display of determination. And insanity I suppose.

I would not have killed myself to do the 9-11 thing. In the long run very few things like that work. Of course I do not know what their goal was. Perhaps it was more effective than they dreamed. Nice to have a dream. Better to live to see it.

> I would not have killed myself to do the 9-11 thing. In the long run very few things like that work. Of course I do not know what their goal was. Perhaps it was more effective than they dreamed. Nice to have a dream. Better to live to see it.

A guy is on TV complaining about how stupid the attacks were. He uses that word often to describe the bombastic event. Finally the announcer says, "You have used the word stupid many times to describe this horrific act. Of course it was stupid. But why is that the only word you ever use to describe the attack?" The guy answers: "I'm not talking about the attack, I'm talking about dying to make it happen. I can't understand that. It's stupid."

On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 4:52:02 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I would not have killed myself to do the 9-11 thing. In the long run very few things like that work. Of course I do not know what their goal was. Perhaps it was more effective than they dreamed. Nice to have a dream. Better to live to see it.
> A guy is on TV complaining about how stupid the attacks were. He uses that word often to describe the bombastic event. Finally the announcer says, "You have used the word stupid many times to describe this horrific act. Of course it was stupid. But why is that the only word you ever use to describe the attack?" The guy answers: "I'm not talking about the attack, I'm talking about dying to make it happen. I can't understand that. It's stupid."

I prefer letting others die in the hope that they could have lived. Give them a parachute.

> I prefer letting others die in the hope that they could have lived. Give them a parachute.

What a sight that would have been. The plane already locked into target from 10 miles out over the wetlands of New Jersey, the skyjackers coming down soft with the wind. They are seen. "Oh my God, some of them managed to escape", cries one nearby resident. "Let's help them", cries another as the entire population of the smallest nearby town races on foot into the wetlands to aid the chutists who thank them but spurn their help. During their time in the US studying to be pilots they also studied the American accent and had it down pat. "Nah, we're ok. Thanks guys. But please, get on the phone and call it in - a skyjacking. I don't know where they want to go. We saw a chance to escape and we took it, thank God." One resident pulls out his camera and starts taking pictures. "Whoa, what the fuck you think you're doing man?", says one of the chutists, demanding the camera. The resident refuses. The chutist pulls out a big rifle from under his coat and let's loose with a seemingly endless round of wildfire that chops off the legs of all who came running. It is not reported on the news. It is hushed up. This is the way it really went down. The guys who hijacked those jets are still alive. They are still out there. Watch out!

On Wednesday, May 26, 2021 at 4:54:24 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I prefer letting others die in the hope that they could have lived. Give them a parachute.
> What a sight that would have been. The plane already locked into target from 10 miles out over the wetlands of New Jersey, the skyjackers coming down soft with the wind. They are seen. "Oh my God, some of them managed to escape", cries one nearby resident. "Let's help them", cries another as the entire population of the smallest nearby town races on foot into the wetlands to aid the chutists who thank them but spurn their help. During their time in the US studying to be pilots they also studied the American accent and had it down pat. "Nah, we're ok. Thanks guys. But please, get on the phone and call it in - a skyjacking. I don't know where they want to go. We saw a chance to escape and we took it, thank God." One resident pulls out his camera and starts taking pictures. "Whoa, what the fuck you think you're doing man?", says one of the chutists, demanding the camera. The resident refuses. The chutist pulls out a big rifle from under his coat and let's loose with a seemingly endless round of wildfire that chops off the legs of all who came running. It is not reported on the news. It is hushed up. This is the way it really went down. The guys who hijacked those jets are still alive. They are still out there. Watch out!

If Alex Jones reported it then you know it is true. I believe whatever he says. You got to believe someone. So I believe you.

> If Alex Jones reported it then you know it is true. I believe whatever he says. You got to believe someone. So I believe you.

You got no choice, you got to believe me - and you know it. I realize you are not joking when you say you believe me. Even if I make something up you know that within the story lies the truth - always. And I am the one who tells the story. I am the teller of truth. And the truth is this: I don't know. That is how I respond to everything now: I do not know. Then I follow it up with inner feelings which are more the truth than any form of knowledge we know. Intuitive science. All about the soul. It's deep stuff. As you already know. Rock on Disciple, rock on!

On Thursday, May 27, 2021 at 9:06:56 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > If Alex Jones reported it then you know it is true. I believe whatever he says. You got to believe someone. So I believe you.
> You got no choice, you got to believe me - and you know it. I realize you are not joking when you say you believe me. Even if I make something up you know that within the story lies the truth - always. And I am the one who tells the story. I am the teller of truth. And the truth is this: I don't know. That is how I respond to everything now: I do not know. Then I follow it up with inner feelings which are more the truth than any form of knowledge we know. Intuitive science. All about the soul. It's deep stuff. As you already know. Rock on Disciple, rock on!

I am rockin on. Like Dick clark from Rocking in the new year. I keep on rocking. Rock out . Way out.

> I am rockin on. Like Dick clark from Rocking in the new year. I keep on rocking. Rock out . Way out.

If Dick Clark were dug up along with 49 other male celebrities from his era would you be able to ID him from the others? Such a show will likely never happen but it would be interesting. "Name That Corpse." In time it would get old. Maybe not much time at all. The game would branch out into spinoffs, all involving corpses. IDing them by stench. Implanting them with electrodes to make them move so they can fight each other. It would be like illegal cock fights except it would be corpse fights.

On Saturday, May 29, 2021 at 3:14:06 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I am rockin on. Like Dick clark from Rocking in the new year. I keep on rocking. Rock out . Way out.
> If Dick Clark were dug up along with 49 other male celebrities from his era would you be able to ID him from the others? Such a show will likely never happen but it would be interesting. "Name That Corpse." In time it would get old. Maybe not much time at all. The game would branch out into spinoffs, all involving corpses. IDing them by stench. Implanting them with electrodes to make them move so they can fight each other. It would be like illegal cock fights except it would be corpse fights.

For years people said how young he looks. Up until he died. He looked pretty bad then. He forgot to die young and leave a good looking corpse.

> For years people said how young he looks. Up until he died. He looked pretty bad then. He forgot to die young and leave a good looking corpse.

When they start staying home a lot you know something is going on. Richard Simmons is next. Gotta be. He loves the limelight but he's staying out of it. Why? Because he is going to die soon and already looks like a corpse. Trust me.

On Saturday, May 29, 2021 at 11:14:10 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > For years people said how young he looks. Up until he died. He looked pretty bad then. He forgot to die young and leave a good looking corpse.
> When they start staying home a lot you know something is going on. Richard Simmons is next. Gotta be. He loves the limelight but he's staying out of it. Why? Because he is going to die soon and already looks like a corpse. Trust me.

There are a lot of youtube videos title "The sad life and tragic last days of <fill in this blank>". I think it is true of all of us.