On Wednesday, August 4, 2021 at 7:11:12 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Imagine the maintenance guy is a hot chick. She is super hot and dressed sexy with a tool belt. All she wants is your cock in her steaming cunt. Try and imagine it.
> >
> > John and Yoko
> I can imagine it and I would do it if I could. But if its just fucking and that's it, I might have to bow out. I remember in Hollywood there was a really slutty broad with a lot of attractive jiggle and she dressed to accommodate it. I was not alone. I would look at her, then at others and I'd see them looking too. One time I had her in the cab. She actually asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said, "You mean fuck and nothing more?" She said yes, and the way she said it scared me. I actually backed off the invite, and this broad was a porno dream. Her body anyway. Perhaps best imagined. Who knows what the reek was like? Good and strong would be fine - but good and strong and stinky in the wrong way - no, that would not be good. Anyway, funny, I was thinking earlier about fucking and how of all the sex acts (other than possibly hugging), it most approximated love. One time in Hollywood a regular named Lucky at the poolroom was all aglow about tomorrow being love day for him. "I am making love tomorrow afternoon", he said, "I won't be answering the door." The next day I went to his door anyway, just to verify. Sure enough, there was a hand written sign on the door with musical notes drawn all around the words, "Making Love" - so I left without knocking. His place was right across from the poolroom. I went around to his window and peered in. There was actually a small spot that allowed a view. He had a big long Moses style beard. My uncle called him Lucky Manson because wherever he lived he always had a few girls around, the same ones all the time, plus a few friends he called 'brothers.' Anyway, he was on his back and the girl, "Jackie", was kneeling in front of him sucking his cock. I told him about it later. Much later. That I had seen the whole thing from outside his window. Anyway, it was funny how he said he'd be having love but he was getting his cock sucked. I just found that hilarious. I can see fucking without being in love - not saying it's necessary - only that when I think of love and sex together I tend to think in terms of fucking, not so much just lying there with your cock in someone's mouth. It was funny.

Great story. Love and fucking are related in that I love to fuck.

> Great story. Love and fucking are related in that I love to fuck.

Lucky was a funny guy. He was serious though, he really did say he would be busy tomorrow 'making love'. It's funny, a guy's door locked shut for 5 hours, and you're outside the guy's window peering through a crack the whole time and all you see is a girl's head moving up over a dude's groin area.

"Bob on it! And don't come up till it's purple and shiny."

On Friday, August 6, 2021 at 8:17:51 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Great story. Love and fucking are related in that I love to fuck.
> Lucky was a funny guy. He was serious though, he really did say he would be busy tomorrow 'making love'. It's funny, a guy's door locked shut for 5 hours, and you're outside the guy's window peering through a crack the whole time and all you see is a girl's head moving up over a dude's groin area.
>
> "Bob on it! And don't come up till it's purple and shiny."

Sometimes it is all a joke.

> Sometimes it is all a joke.

Imagine coming back to life as the biggest cock that ever lived and you are attached to a priest who is genuinely devoted to life long celibacy. Even better would be to come back not as someone's cock, but as a cock with a life all it's own - like Mr. Peanut except instead of a peanut you're a giant boner. And you feel it all the way. As you prance from town to town with villagers paying to gawk you thrill them with a last second eruption of jism that blows their minds and has them up and applauding wildly as you drift willy nilly from town to town making money and having a good old time in a world of constant stiffness. A walking hard on. From bottom of toes to top of head nothing but bone - raw bone - near skinless with deep throbbing stiffness the likes of which no cock has ever known.

On Saturday, August 7, 2021 at 5:29:17 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Sometimes it is all a joke.
> Imagine coming back to life as the biggest cock that ever lived and you are attached to a priest who is genuinely devoted to life long celibacy. Even better would be to come back not as someone's cock, but as a cock with a life all it's own - like Mr. Peanut except instead of a peanut you're a giant boner. And you feel it all the way. As you prance from town to town with villagers paying to gawk you thrill them with a last second eruption of jism that blows their minds and has them up and applauding wildly as you drift willy nilly from town to town making money and having a good old time in a world of constant stiffness. A walking hard on. From bottom of toes to top of head nothing but bone - raw bone - near skinless with deep throbbing stiffness the likes of which no cock has ever known.

Celibacy is a deal killer for me. Or at least it was. I could manage it now but the other duties would be too tough now.

> Celibacy is a deal killer for me. Or at least it was. I could manage it now but the other duties would be too tough now.

Hard to believe genuine celibacy. A guy might swear off contact with other people. He might stick to his vow. But at some point he's going to jerk off just to let some steam out of the kettle. Look at the earth as an example. A volcano is huge. Especially the world's biggest volcano. But compared to the rest of the world it's just a pimple, isn't it? And every so often pimples have got to be popped. Something's got to give. So while I do believe celibacy can be sincere I believe at some point the big volcano has got to either erupt in one massive explosion or leak out imperceptibly every day. One way or another the demanding dorkus will have its way.

On Monday, August 9, 2021 at 11:11:12 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Celibacy is a deal killer for me. Or at least it was. I could manage it now but the other duties would be too tough now.
> Hard to believe genuine celibacy. A guy might swear off contact with other people. He might stick to his vow. But at some point he's going to jerk off just to let some steam out of the kettle. Look at the earth as an example. A volcano is huge. Especially the world's biggest volcano. But compared to the rest of the world it's just a pimple, isn't it? And every so often pimples have got to be popped. Something's got to give. So while I do believe celibacy can be sincere I believe at some point the big volcano has got to either erupt in one massive explosion or leak out imperceptibly every day.. One way or another the demanding dorkus will have its way.

Never trust a pimply priest.

Ollie - Celibate

> Never trust a pimply priest.
>
> Ollie - Celibate

I'll bet most priests, if not all, are the very opposite of celibate, and they know it. They jerk off a lot. They don't all have the guts to make out and out attempts when opportunities pop up. They are too shy or too afraid of getting caught. Otherwise nobody is ever going to convince me that priests are not some of the most over sexed of all people. I'm sick of these parents who come out against the priests 50 years after their now grown children have been told they are suffering from PPTSSD (post priest traumatic sex stress disorder), doing so strictly to hide the real truth which is that deep down they knew even back then that most priests were gay, but they didn't care because they were sick of raising the kids on their own. Fucking punks. I'm not saying all victims deserve what they get. But the ones who, all they do is talk about it for the rest of their life, oh yes I certainly do believe they deserved it and in fact deserve a lot more bad shit to happen to them - stuff so bad that a month alone in a room with a priest spellbound by his hard on would be a welcome relief.

On Monday, August 9, 2021 at 6:35:12 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Never trust a pimply priest.
> >
> > Ollie - Celibate
> I'll bet most priests, if not all, are the very opposite of celibate, and they know it. They jerk off a lot. They don't all have the guts to make out and out attempts when opportunities pop up. They are too shy or too afraid of getting caught. Otherwise nobody is ever going to convince me that priests are not some of the most over sexed of all people. I'm sick of these parents who come out against the priests 50 years after their now grown children have been told they are suffering from PPTSSD (post priest traumatic sex stress disorder), doing so strictly to hide the real truth which is that deep down they knew even back then that most priests were gay, but they didn't care because they were sick of raising the kids on their own. Fucking punks. I'm not saying all victims deserve what they get. But the ones who, all they do is talk about it for the rest of their life, oh yes I certainly do believe they deserved it and in fact deserve a lot more bad shit to happen to them - stuff so bad that a month alone in a room with a priest spellbound by his hard on would be a welcome relief.

The truth is many parents paid the priests to molest their kids. They wanted to see if their kids were into gay sex. If they were then they knew they could become priests someday.

> The truth is many parents paid the priests to molest their kids. They wanted to see if their kids were into gay sex. If they were then they knew they could become priests someday.

Some parents would tell the priests they can do whatever they want with their kids as long as they don't turn them permanently gay. "Can you do that?", one guy admits asking a priest when he was a young father. "Can you give my son the gay experience without turning him that way?"

On 8/11/2021 10:50 PM, Thomas Joseph wrote:
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>> The truth is many parents paid the priests to molest their kids. They wanted to see if their kids were into gay sex. If they were then they knew they could become priests someday.
>
>
> Some parents would tell the priests they can do whatever they want with their kids as long as they don't turn them permanently gay. "Can you do that?", one guy admits asking a priest when he was a young father. "Can you give my son the gay experience without turning him that way?"
>

That's not possible. If you suck even just one dick, you are a certified
homo. Once certified, there's no going back.

> That's not possible. If you suck even just one dick, you are a certified
> homo. Once certified, there's no going back.

Really? I don't know your finances, therefore I don't know how far you might be willing to go for extra money. Would you eat a glass of human shit for a million dollars? 2 million? Come on, at some point you'd have to say yes - perhaps way before we got to the first million. And I couldn't blame you, because believe me if such an offer existed, like over TV or the computer or whatever, there would be a line miles long around the shit donor's residence pushing and shoving for first in line.

Besides the point. There is plenty you and lots of people would do for money. Very distasteful stuff. So what? Once it's over that's the end of it.. Just because you eat shit for a million bucks does not mean you enjoy eating shit. If you believe that then you might as well believe that everything everyone does is because they love it. Like a person living in poverty - because he loves it. Or a guy coming down with some kind of terminal disease - because he loves it. I have sucked cocks and I do not consider myself gay. I could be wrong, maybe I am gay. Maybe I'm gay and don't know. Or maybe I know it and pretend I don't. Either way, I have at times in my life sucked cocks for money. But I haven't gobbled one in 40 plus years. That proves I am not gay. But wait a minute, there is no such thing as real proof - about anything. It's all conjecture, all of it. So let's just say I'm gay and have been all these years but have masochistically turned away from it all these years to purposely deny myself of readily available pleasure as around every block it seems here comes another homo looking to suck a cock even it's shriveled up like a corpse, so intense and twisted is his never say die gay blade urge-man-ration.

On Friday, August 13, 2021 at 12:52:11 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > That's not possible. If you suck even just one dick, you are a certified
> > homo. Once certified, there's no going back.
> Really? I don't know your finances, therefore I don't know how far you might be willing to go for extra money. Would you eat a glass of human shit for a million dollars? 2 million? Come on, at some point you'd have to say yes - perhaps way before we got to the first million. And I couldn't blame you, because believe me if such an offer existed, like over TV or the computer or whatever, there would be a line miles long around the shit donor's residence pushing and shoving for first in line.
>
> Besides the point. There is plenty you and lots of people would do for money. Very distasteful stuff. So what? Once it's over that's the end of it. Just because you eat shit for a million bucks does not mean you enjoy eating shit. If you believe that then you might as well believe that everything everyone does is because they love it. Like a person living in poverty - because he loves it. Or a guy coming down with some kind of terminal disease - because he loves it. I have sucked cocks and I do not consider myself gay.. I could be wrong, maybe I am gay. Maybe I'm gay and don't know. Or maybe I know it and pretend I don't. Either way, I have at times in my life sucked cocks for money. But I haven't gobbled one in 40 plus years. That proves I am not gay. But wait a minute, there is no such thing as real proof - about anything. It's all conjecture, all of it. So let's just say I'm gay and have been all these years but have masochistically turned away from it all these years to purposely deny myself of readily available pleasure as around every block it seems here comes another homo looking to suck a cock even it's shriveled up like a corpse, so intense and twisted is his never say die gay blade urge-man-ration.

Suck a shit cock.

> Suck a shit cock.

Unless you're a bonafide shit lover you're going to be sucking that cock as hard as possible to get the shit off it. Once the shit has been licked clean sucking the cock will be like munching on a popsicle. Easy peasy.

On Sunday, August 15, 2021 at 12:19:09 AM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Suck a shit cock.
>
>
> Unless you're a bonafide shit lover you're going to be sucking that cock as hard as possible to get the shit off it. Once the shit has been licked clean sucking the cock will be like munching on a popsicle. Easy peasy.

A corpse cock is cold like a popsicle.

> A corpse cock is cold like a popsicle.

Nothing but a shriveled flap of skin. Remove it from the corpse and present it to people asking them what it is and I'll bet few could guess correctly. Same with the one Lorraine Bobbit sliced from her hubbie's groan. Just a flap of skin. You gotta be alive to get a hard on. The hard on is the essence of life. It bobs, it bounces, it twitches, it jerks, it spasms, it recoils, it reaches out, pulsates, engorges, thinning the shaft skin down to near cellophane in thinness, ready to burst at the slightest touch -- oh yeah man, that's what the giant wooker is all about.

On Sunday, August 15, 2021 at 8:44:17 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > A corpse cock is cold like a popsicle.
> Nothing but a shriveled flap of skin. Remove it from the corpse and present it to people asking them what it is and I'll bet few could guess correctly. Same with the one Lorraine Bobbit sliced from her hubbie's groan. Just a flap of skin. You gotta be alive to get a hard on. The hard on is the essence of life. It bobs, it bounces, it twitches, it jerks, it spasms, it recoils, it reaches out, pulsates, engorges, thinning the shaft skin down to near cellophane in thinness, ready to burst at the slightest touch -- oh yeah man, that's what the giant wooker is all about.

I am opening a gay bar - "The Purple Cock". You are invited to emcee the grand opening.

On Tue, 17 Aug 2021 10:45:57 -0700 (PDT), "OllieNorthie@aol.com"
<OllieNorthie@aol.com> wrote:

>On Sunday, August 15, 2021 at 8:44:17 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > A corpse cock is cold like a popsicle.
>> Nothing but a shriveled flap of skin. Remove it from the corpse and present it to people asking them what it is and I'll bet few could guess correctly. Same with the one Lorraine Bobbit sliced from her hubbie's groan. Just a flap of skin. You gotta be alive to get a hard on. The hard on is the essence of life. It bobs, it bounces, it twitches, it jerks, it spasms, it recoils, it reaches out, pulsates, engorges, thinning the shaft skin down to near cellophane in thinness, ready to burst at the slightest touch -- oh yeah man, that's what the giant wooker is all about.
>
>
>I am opening a gay bar - "The Purple Cock". You are invited to emcee the grand opening.

May I invite the twins, Ebbie and Debbie, to go whenever this bar
opens? Their lives are in turmoil and they can use a night out on the
town. It's good for the soul. I'm a big believer in the soul.

> I am opening a gay bar - "The Purple Cock". You are invited to emcee the grand opening.

Great name for a bar. "Get down on it babe - and don't come up till it's purple and shiny." In fact, how about that for the name of a bar - "Purple and Shiny." But I want you to know one very important thing whether you care or not - and that is that I am not gay. A bar for non-gay cock lovers would be a first. They may want to suck. They may want to feel. Others might just want an unclose look at a cock that is not their own.

Is there anything wrong with that?

> >I am opening a gay bar - "The Purple Cock". You are invited to emcee the grand opening.
> May I invite the twins, Ebbie and Debbie, to go whenever this bar opens? Their lives are in turmoil and they can use a night out on the town. It's good for the soul. I'm a big believer in the soul.

Few people know about the soul. Oh they might talk a good game because it sounds cool to talk about soul, what it is, who's got it and who doesn't and so forth. But not many people know that the soul has an asshole. Like all living things - and believe me, the soul is alive - it must eat to stay that way. And things that eat must shit. That's what assholes are for. You want to get deep into another person you gotta get into their soul. To go even deeper into it you gotta fuck it. Or rim it.

The hole of the soul

On Tuesday, August 17, 2021 at 10:18:45 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> =
> > >I am opening a gay bar - "The Purple Cock". You are invited to emcee the grand opening.
> > May I invite the twins, Ebbie and Debbie, to go whenever this bar opens? Their lives are in turmoil and they can use a night out on the town. It's good for the soul. I'm a big believer in the soul.
> Few people know about the soul. Oh they might talk a good game because it sounds cool to talk about soul, what it is, who's got it and who doesn't and so forth. But not many people know that the soul has an asshole. Like all living things - and believe me, the soul is alive - it must eat to stay that way. And things that eat must shit. That's what assholes are for. You want to get deep into another person you gotta get into their soul. To go even deeper into it you gotta fuck it. Or rim it.
>
> The hole of the soul

I read believer as beaver. I got a hard on.

On Thursday, August 19, 2021 at 8:34:49 PM UTC-4, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> May I invite the twins, Ebbie and Debbie, to go whenever this bar opens? Their lives are in turmoil and they can use a night out on the town. It's good for the soul. I'm a big believer in the soul.
> Few people know about the soul. Oh they might talk a good game because it sounds cool to talk about soul, what it is, who's got it and who doesn't and so forth. But not many people know that the soul has an asshole. Like all living things - and believe me, the soul is alive - it must eat to stay that way. And things that eat must shit. That's what assholes are for. You want to get deep into another person you gotta get into their soul. To go even deeper into it you gotta fuck it. Or rim it.

> I read believer as beaver. I got a hard on.

I had my own enjoyable version of misreading with this one. I thought you were responding to me, not Judith. I wondered what you were talking about, I don't remember using the word believer. Then I looked above your post to see what you were responding to. Even then I did not think it was Judith, I assumed it was your own post. "What a fucking egotist", I said when I saw your words, thinking you were doing what most egotists do with incoming posts - they re-read their own words first. I know I do. Not always, but a lot. Anyway, I went from not knowing what you were talking about to finding out what you were talking about to thinking you were egotistical (and insecure) for responding to your own words first (in the style of Bozo) to then finally realizing you were responding to Judith. See, it has been just me and you in here for so long I still have not yet come firmly to grips with the newness of the whole thing.

On Friday, August 20, 2021 at 3:15:53 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Thursday, August 19, 2021 at 8:34:49 PM UTC-4, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
>
> > May I invite the twins, Ebbie and Debbie, to go whenever this bar opens? Their lives are in turmoil and they can use a night out on the town. It's good for the soul. I'm a big believer in the soul.
> > Few people know about the soul. Oh they might talk a good game because it sounds cool to talk about soul, what it is, who's got it and who doesn't and so forth. But not many people know that the soul has an asshole. Like all living things - and believe me, the soul is alive - it must eat to stay that way. And things that eat must shit. That's what assholes are for. You want to get deep into another person you gotta get into their soul. To go even deeper into it you gotta fuck it. Or rim it.
> > I read believer as beaver. I got a hard on.
> I had my own enjoyable version of misreading with this one. I thought you were responding to me, not Judith. I wondered what you were talking about, I don't remember using the word believer. Then I looked above your post to see what you were responding to. Even then I did not think it was Judith, I assumed it was your own post. "What a fucking egotist", I said when I saw your words, thinking you were doing what most egotists do with incoming posts - they re-read their own words first. I know I do. Not always, but a lot. Anyway, I went from not knowing what you were talking about to finding out what you were talking about to thinking you were egotistical (and insecure) for responding to your own words first (in the style of Bozo) to then finally realizing you were responding to Judith. See, it has been just me and you in here for so long I still have not yet come firmly to grips with the newness of the whole thing.

I am a beaver

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