> I meant to get head.

Getting heard for me would be purely a massage like operation, not so much sexual. In some ways that's better anyway. Kick back, watch TV as the dorkus McGorkus is stroked and sucked and manipulated in a variety of ways. Ease back. No pressure. And above all no hard on to make the bitch demand the obligatory fuck to follow.

On Sunday, August 1, 2021 at 5:50:06 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > I meant to get head.
> Getting heard for me would be purely a massage like operation, not so much sexual. In some ways that's better anyway. Kick back, watch TV as the dorkus McGorkus is stroked and sucked and manipulated in a variety of ways. Ease back. No pressure. And above all no hard on to make the bitch demand the obligatory fuck to follow.

I am sure sex massages will soon be legal. Paid for by medicare. Hope it is while I still cant get a hardon.

> I am sure sex massages will soon be legal. Paid for by medicare. Hope it is while I still cant get a pardon.

I thought you told me your hard on days were over. Are you lying to me? Why? Maybe you were just trying to make me feel better because I can't get a hard on anymore. This is commendable of you and I appreciate your concern. But to lie, to boldly lie outright - to say one thing, then another - that is not my modus operandi in life. I deal in truth. I am the truth. I can't get a hard on and it saddens me at times but also makes me feel good to know that I myself as a human being - my body, mind, and spirit - are one mighty entity that achieved erection on the day I was born and has remained at top mast ever since.

I don't need a hard on because I am a hard on.

On Monday, August 2, 2021 at 10:06:11 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> I don't need a hard on because I am a hard on.

Why not get a hard off?

> Why not get a hard off?

I'm gonna have to google that one, see when and how the expression came to be.

"In the 1950s, hard-on was slang for “tough” or “aggressive” behavior. Hard on for “sexually aroused” is evidenced in 1893, as in He was hard on for her. By 1922, the word had become a noun for “erection” (e.g., He had a hard-on)."

It goes on further but I cut it there. Plus there were links to other sources. I never liked the expression anyway, but now that I have a better understanding of it's history I like it even less. "Hard on? What da fuck is a hard on? Wit me its all about skin tight and feeling right motha fucka.

On Tuesday, August 3, 2021 at 1:37:07 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> =
> > Why not get a hard off?
> I'm gonna have to google that one, see when and how the expression came to be.
>
> "In the 1950s, hard-on was slang for “tough” or “aggressive” behavior. Hard on for “sexually aroused” is evidenced in 1893, as in He was hard on for her. By 1922, the word had become a noun for “erection” (e.g., He had a hard-on)."
>
> It goes on further but I cut it there. Plus there were links to other sources. I never liked the expression anyway, but now that I have a better understanding of it's history I like it even less. "Hard on? What da fuck is a hard on? Wit me its all about skin tight and feeling right motha fucka.

I got a hardly on from reading this.