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by: Mike - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 10:15 UTC

On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240307200002.1c09858656de637a946eeeed@canadianatheists.ca>):

> On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 23:50:47 +0100
> Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> > On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike<mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
> > wrote:
> > > On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
> > > (in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
> > > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca
> > > > > > > > ):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > >
> > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > >
> > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > >
> > > A Titanic admission
> >
> > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
>
> This is a cool way to break the ice. Welcome
> to alt.humor.puns!

It did give him that glaze-d look

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 14:20 UTC

On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 02:11:46 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> (in article<20240307075919.772b590d4a9cc3011309c1fb@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
> > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> > > (in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
> > > > Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> > > > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > > > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > > > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > >
> > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > >
> > > > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
> > > > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
> > > > came through for you!
> > > >
> > > > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
> > > > can lead to the best martinis?
> > >
> > > Just what we need, more dry humor.
> >
> > We'd better be careful then, because too much
> > tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
>
> I do borrow some of my material from Larry Scorch.

Be careful to avoid heat death, because that
could leave us all with an Ariel Winter!

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 14:23 UTC

On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 09:55:33 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 20:07:11 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> >On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 15:53:55 -0700
> >Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
> >> In article <20240307135928.1a2eddddf22b80ef732c11b2
> >> @canadianatheists.ca>, randolf@canadianatheists.ca says...
> >> > On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:26:20 -0700
> >> > Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
> >> > > In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
> >> > > nobodys@busine.ss says...
> >> > > > On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> >> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> >> > > > >On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
> >> > > > >Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> >> > > > >> On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> >> > > > >> (in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
> >> > > > >> > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
> >> > > > >> > Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> >> > > > >> > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
> >> > > > >> > > wrote:
> >> > > > >> > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> >> > > > >> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> >> > > > >> > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> >> > > > >> > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> >> > > > >> > > > >
> >> > > > >> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> >> > > > >> > > > >
> >> > > > >> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> >> > > > >> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> >> > > > >> > > > > three martinis...
> >> > > > >> > > >
> >> > > > >> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> >> > > > >> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> >> > > > >> > >
> >> > > > >> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> >> > > > >> >
> >> > > > >> > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
> >> > > > >> > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
> >> > > > >> > came through for you!
> >> > > > >> >
> >> > > > >> > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
> >> > > > >> > can lead to the best martinis?
> >> > > > >>
> >> > > > >> Just what we need, more dry humor.
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > We'd better be careful then, because too much
> >> > > > > tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
> >> > >
> >> > > He says as if he's a part of something.
> >> >
> >> > Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
> >>
> >> Stirred.
> >
> > While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
> > portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
> > be best described as a prime mini stir.
>
> And this behaviour may very well set a precedent.

That's a Chancellor I'm willing to take.

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
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by: Malte Runz - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 17:35 UTC

On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 02:12:40 -0800, Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
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>On Mar 7, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
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>
>> On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike<mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
>> > (in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
>> >
>> > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
>> > > wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
>> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
>> > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>> > > > > > On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
>> > > > > > (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>
>> > > > > > ):
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
>> > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
>> > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
>> > > > > > > -- Unknown author
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
>> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
>> > > > > three martinis...
>> > > >
>> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
>> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
>> > >
>> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
>> >
>> > A Titanic admission
>>
>> Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
>
>So you give it an icy reception!!

Not only that. I'll sink it!
>
>Michael LeVine
>mlevine@redshift.com
>
>Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
>finding it everywhere,
>diagnosing it incorrectly,
>and applying the wrong remedies.
>Groucho Marx

--
Malte Runz

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 19:59 UTC

On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 02:09:38 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> (in article<20240307075311.34351770020d0a1aed64f225@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > >
> > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > >
> > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > >
> > > A Titanic admission
> >
> > This new person's really making a splash. I hope
> > they don't Runz and hide.
>
> Just a sprinkle of humor

Oh no! Have I been a pour judge of character?

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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by: Skeeter - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 20:16 UTC

In article <20240308115921.fad8553b4ff8830c720df5b7
@canadianatheists.ca>, randolf@canadianatheists.ca says...
>
> On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 02:09:38 -0800
> Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> > (in article<20240307075311.34351770020d0a1aed64f225@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > >
> > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > >
> > > > A Titanic admission
> > >
> > > This new person's really making a splash. I hope
> > > they don't Runz and hide.
> >
> > Just a sprinkle of humor
>
> Oh no! Have I been a pour judge of character?

lol

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by: Mike - Sat, 9 Mar 2024 09:05 UTC

On Mar 8, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240308062353.ea9a40735d559fb4b125d67a@canadianatheists.ca>):

> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
> > > > > > > > > > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
> > > > > > > > > > came through for you!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
> > > > > > > > > > can lead to the best martinis?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Just what we need, more dry humor.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We'd better be careful then, because too much
> > > > > > > > tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He says as if he's a part of something.
> > > > >
> > > > > Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
> > > >
> > > > Stirred.
> > >
> > > While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
> > > portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
> > > be best described as a prime mini stir.
> >
> > And this behaviour may very well set a precedent.
>
> That's a Chancellor I'm willing to take.

Some one should be warden you about the chance you are taking.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Mike - Sat, 9 Mar 2024 09:07 UTC

On Mar 8, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<k1jmuit3or2e50n4uc43bl2mdnqkq90853@4ax.com>):

> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > >
> > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > >
> > > > A Titanic admission
> > >
> > > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
> >
> > So you give it an icy reception!!
>
> Not only that. I'll sink it!

You are not the founder of that suggestion.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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by: Mike - Sat, 9 Mar 2024 09:12 UTC

On Mar 8, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240308115921.fad8553b4ff8830c720df5b7@canadianatheists.ca>):

> On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 02:09:38 -0800
> Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> > (in article<20240307075311.34351770020d0a1aed64f225@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > >
> > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > >
> > > > A Titanic admission
> > >
> > > This new person's really making a splash. I hope
> > > they don't Runz and hide.
> >
> > Just a sprinkle of humor
>
> Oh no! Have I been a pour judge of character?

You did spout some inaccuracies.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Malte Runz - Sun, 10 Mar 2024 11:05 UTC

On Fri, 8 Mar 2024 06:23:53 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:

>On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 09:55:33 +0100
>Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
>> On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 20:07:11 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
>> <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>> >On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 15:53:55 -0700
>> >Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>> >> In article <20240307135928.1a2eddddf22b80ef732c11b2
>> >> @canadianatheists.ca>, randolf@canadianatheists.ca says...
>> >> > On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:26:20 -0700
>> >> > Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>> >> > > In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
>> >> > > nobodys@busine.ss says...
>> >> > > > On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
>> >> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>> >> > > > >On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
>> >> > > > >Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>> >> > > > >> On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
>> >> > > > >> (in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
>> >> > > > >> > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
>> >> > > > >> > Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
>> >> > > > >> > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
>> >> > > > >> > > wrote:
>> >> > > > >> > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
>> >> > > > >> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>> >> > > > >> > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
>> >> > > > >> > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>> >> > > > >> > > > >
>> >> > > > >> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
>> >> > > > >> > > > >
>> >> > > > >> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
>> >> > > > >> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
>> >> > > > >> > > > > three martinis...
>> >> > > > >> > > >
>> >> > > > >> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
>> >> > > > >> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
>> >> > > > >> > >
>> >> > > > >> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
>> >> > > > >> >
>> >> > > > >> > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
>> >> > > > >> > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
>> >> > > > >> > came through for you!
>> >> > > > >> >
>> >> > > > >> > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
>> >> > > > >> > can lead to the best martinis?
>> >> > > > >>
>> >> > > > >> Just what we need, more dry humor.
>> >> > > > >
>> >> > > > > We'd better be careful then, because too much
>> >> > > > > tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > He says as if he's a part of something.
>> >> >
>> >> > Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
>> >>
>> >> Stirred.
>> >
>> > While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
>> > portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
>> > be best described as a prime mini stir.
>>
>> And this behaviour may very well set a precedent.
>
>That's a Chancellor I'm willing to take.

Getting away with it will make you look very chic.

--
Malte Runz

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by: Malte Runz - Sun, 10 Mar 2024 11:06 UTC

On Sat, 09 Mar 2024 01:07:30 -0800, Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
wrote:

>On Mar 8, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
>(in article<k1jmuit3or2e50n4uc43bl2mdnqkq90853@4ax.com>):
>
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
>> > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
>> > > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
>> > > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
>> > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
>> > > > > > > three martinis...
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
>> > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
>> > > > >
>> > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
>> > > >
>> > > > A Titanic admission
>> > >
>> > > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
>> >
>> > So you give it an icy reception!!
>>
>> Not only that. I'll sink it!
>
>You are not the founder of that suggestion.

Does that mean you're not down with it?

--
Malte Runz

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by: Mike - Sun, 10 Mar 2024 19:50 UTC

On Mar 10, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<li4ruipf3j5hegjdeqn7d2op0usrfi1rre@4ax.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > kill the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
> > > > > > > > > > > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
> > > > > > > > > > > came through for you!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
> > > > > > > > > > > can lead to the best martinis?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Just what we need, more dry humor.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > We'd better be careful then, because too much
> > > > > > > > > tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He says as if he's a part of something.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
> > > > >
> > > > > Stirred.
> > > >
> > > > While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
> > > > portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
> > > > be best described as a prime mini stir.
> > >
> > > And this behaviour may very well set a precedent.
> >
> > That's a Chancellor I'm willing to take.
>
> Getting away with it will make you look very chic.

Tongue in chic anyway

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Sun, 10 Mar 2024 19:53 UTC

On Mar 10, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<e05ruit1a324lrv6ss45tm67bshfk7o0u7@4ax.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A Titanic admission
> > > > >
> > > > > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
> > > >
> > > > So you give it an icy reception!!
> > >
> > > Not only that. I'll sink it!
> >
> > You are not the founder of that suggestion.
>
> Does that mean you're not down with it?

I decided to scuttle that suggestion

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Sun, 10 Mar 2024 23:37 UTC

On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 12:53:50 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> On Mar 10, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
> (in article<e05ruit1a324lrv6ss45tm67bshfk7o0u7@4ax.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A Titanic admission
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
> > > > >
> > > > > So you give it an icy reception!!
> > > >
> > > > Not only that. I'll sink it!
> > >
> > > You are not the founder of that suggestion.
> >
> > Does that mean you're not down with it?
>
> I decided to scuttle that suggestion

The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Sun, 10 Mar 2024 23:39 UTC

On Sat, 09 Mar 2024 01:12:13 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> On Mar 8, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> (in article<20240308115921.fad8553b4ff8830c720df5b7@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > On Fri, 08 Mar 2024 02:09:38 -0800
> > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> > > (in article<20240307075311.34351770020d0a1aed64f225@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > >
> > > > > A Titanic admission
> > > >
> > > > This new person's really making a splash. I hope
> > > > they don't Runz and hide.
> > >
> > > Just a sprinkle of humor
> >
> > Oh no! Have I been a pour judge of character?
>
> You did spout some inaccuracies.

Perhaps I should be running on empty so I can
start over, with a fresh fax page.

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
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by: Mike - Mon, 11 Mar 2024 06:51 UTC

On Mar 10, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240310163736.2769850d681b861474a2273b@canadianatheists.ca>):

> > > > > > > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
> > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A Titanic admission
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So you give it an icy reception!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Not only that. I'll sink it!
> > > >
> > > > You are not the founder of that suggestion.
> > >
> > > Does that mean you're not down with it?
> >
> > I decided to scuttle that suggestion
>
> The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!

And the future is looking abyss-mal

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Mon, 11 Mar 2024 06:52 UTC

On Mar 10, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240310163933.df2fcc3e9ec5dd1600aa4885@canadianatheists.ca>):
Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A Titanic admission
> > > > >
> > > > > This new person's really making a splash. I hope
> > > > > they don't Runz and hide.
> > > >
> > > > Just a sprinkle of humor
> > >
> > > Oh no! Have I been a pour judge of character?
> >
> > You did spout some inaccuracies.
>
> Perhaps I should be running on empty so I can
> start over, with a fresh fax page.

Joe Friday you are not so don’t bother asking for the fax.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Malte Runz - Mon, 11 Mar 2024 10:38 UTC

On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 16:37:36 -0700, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:

>On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 12:53:50 -0700
>Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>> On Mar 10, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
>> (in article<e05ruit1a324lrv6ss45tm67bshfk7o0u7@4ax.com>):
>> > > > > > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
>> > > > > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
>> > > > > > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
>> > > > > > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
>> > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
>> > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
>> > > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
>> > > > > > > > > > three martinis...
>> > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
>> > > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > A Titanic admission
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > So you give it an icy reception!!
>> > > >
>> > > > Not only that. I'll sink it!
>> > >
>> > > You are not the founder of that suggestion.
>> >
>> > Does that mean you're not down with it?
>>
>> I decided to scuttle that suggestion
>
>The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!

Indeed. Very hard to fathom.

--
Malte Runz

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by: Mike - Mon, 11 Mar 2024 18:27 UTC

On Mar 11, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<rnntuil9d1e2cd35gvhvu5bs48o0ru1dhn@4ax.com>):

> On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 16:37:36 -0700, Randolf Richardson ???
> <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 12:53:50 -0700
> > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > On Mar 10, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
> > > (in article<e05ruit1a324lrv6ss45tm67bshfk7o0u7@4ax.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A Titanic admission
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So you give it an icy reception!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Not only that. I'll sink it!
> > > > >
> > > > > You are not the founder of that suggestion.
> > > >
> > > > Does that mean you're not down with it?
> > >
> > > I decided to scuttle that suggestion
> >
> > The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
>
> Indeed. Very hard to fathom.

I see bed-lam in your thinking.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Tue, 12 Mar 2024 23:43 UTC

On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 23:51:14 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A Titanic admission
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > So you give it an icy reception!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Not only that. I'll sink it!
> > > > >
> > > > > You are not the founder of that suggestion.
> > > >
> > > > Does that mean you're not down with it?
> > >
> > > I decided to scuttle that suggestion
> >
> > The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
>
> And the future is looking abyss-mal

I heard that a pro found out about that too.

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
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Subject: Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name
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by: Randolf Richardson � - Tue, 12 Mar 2024 23:47 UTC

On Mon, 11 Mar 2024 11:27:48 -0700
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A Titanic admission
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So you give it an icy reception!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Not only that. I'll sink it!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You are not the founder of that suggestion.
> > > > >
> > > > > Does that mean you're not down with it?
> > > >
> > > > I decided to scuttle that suggestion
> > >
> > > The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
> >
> > Indeed. Very hard to fathom.
>
> I see bed-lam in your thinking.

Baah, shear up! That was woolly good.

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by: Mike - Wed, 13 Mar 2024 12:00 UTC

On Mar 12, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240312164344.2f9d5162392ff5e0339708df@canadianatheists.ca>):

> On Sun, 10 Mar 2024 23:51:14 -0700
> Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A Titanic admission
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > So you give it an icy reception!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Not only that. I'll sink it!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You are not the founder of that suggestion.
> > > > >
> > > > > Does that mean you're not down with it?
> > > >
> > > > I decided to scuttle that suggestion
> > >
> > > The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
> >
> > And the future is looking abyss-mal
>
> I heard that a pro found out about that too.

Our difference of opinion on that could cause a rift.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Wed, 13 Mar 2024 12:02 UTC

On Mar 12, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240312164727.ad8e39f948f249bc388fae2c@canadianatheists.ca>):

> On Mon, 11 Mar 2024 11:27:48 -0700
> Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A Titanic admission
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > So you give it an icy reception!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Not only that. I'll sink it!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You are not the founder of that suggestion.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Does that mean you're not down with it?
> > > > >
> > > > > I decided to scuttle that suggestion
> > > >
> > > > The depth of this conversation is breathtaking!
> > >
> > > Indeed. Very hard to fathom.
> >
> > I see bed-lam in your thinking.
>
> Baah, shear up! That was woolly good.

And yours was a cut above

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Skeeter
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Skeeter
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Skeeter
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike