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by: Randolf Richardson � - Sat, 2 Mar 2024 11:55 UTC

"I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
just wanted to spice things up."
-- Unknown author

--
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by: Mike - Sun, 3 Mar 2024 21:11 UTC

On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
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> "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> just wanted to spice things up."
> -- Unknown author

Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Randolf Richardson � - Mon, 4 Mar 2024 19:31 UTC

On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
>
> > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > just wanted to spice things up."
> > -- Unknown author
>
> Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.

Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
three martinis...

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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by: Malte Runz - Mon, 4 Mar 2024 22:36 UTC

On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:

>On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
>Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>> On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
>> (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
>>
>> > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
>> > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
>> > just wanted to spice things up."
>> > -- Unknown author
>>
>> Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
>
>Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
>vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
>three martinis...

I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
joke, but could you disect it for me?

--
Malte Runz

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by: Mike - Tue, 5 Mar 2024 09:51 UTC

On Mar 4, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240304113121.36988703135601c45c41b56b@canadianatheists.ca>):

> On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> > (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
> >
> > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > -- Unknown author
> >
> > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
>
> Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> three martinis...

Only if you did not repeat Grammar School.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Tue, 5 Mar 2024 19:19 UTC

On Tue, 05 Mar 2024 01:51:42 -0800
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> On Mar 4, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> (in article<20240304113121.36988703135601c45c41b56b@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> > > (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > >
> > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > -- Unknown author
> > >
> > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> >
> > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > three martinis...
>
> Only if you did not repeat Grammar School.

Talk about doubleing down -- that could entail a hang-over
from the hang-over!

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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by: Mike - Wed, 6 Mar 2024 09:25 UTC

On Mar 5, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240305111947.80893e152aa07d94a31431d7@canadianatheists.ca>):

> On Tue, 05 Mar 2024 01:51:42 -0800
> Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > On Mar 4, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> > (in article<20240304113121.36988703135601c45c41b56b@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > > On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> > > > (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > >
> > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > >
> > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > >
> > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > three martinis...
> >
> > Only if you did not repeat Grammar School.
>
> Talk about doubleing down -- that could entail a hang-over
> from the hang-over!

Keep practicing and you will eventually get the hang of it.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Malte Runz - Wed, 6 Mar 2024 18:13 UTC

On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
wrote:

>On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
><randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
>>Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>>> On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
>>> (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
>>>
>>> > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
>>> > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
>>> > just wanted to spice things up."
>>> > -- Unknown author
>>>
>>> Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
>>
>>Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
>>vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
>>three martinis...
>
>I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
>joke, but could you disect it for me?

And four days later it finally sinks in.

--
Malte Runz

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Thu, 7 Mar 2024 02:16 UTC

On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
> wrote:
> >On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> ><randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> >>On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> >>Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> >>> On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> >>> (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
> >>>
> >>> > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> >>> > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> >>> > just wanted to spice things up."
> >>> > -- Unknown author
> >>>
> >>> Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> >>
> >>Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> >>vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> >>three martinis...
> >
> >I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> >joke, but could you disect it for me?
>
> And four days later it finally sinks in.

Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
came through for you!

At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
can lead to the best martinis?

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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by: Mike - Thu, 7 Mar 2024 08:30 UTC

On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):

> On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
> wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> >
> > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > > On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> > > > (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > >
> > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > >
> > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > >
> > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > three martinis...
> >
> > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > joke, but could you disect it for me?
>
> And four days later it finally sinks in.

A Titanic admission

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Thu, 7 Mar 2024 08:33 UTC

On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):

> On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
> Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
> > wrote:
> > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > > > On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> > > > > (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>)
> > > > > :
> > > > >
> > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > >
> > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > >
> > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > three martinis...
> > >
> > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> >
> > And four days later it finally sinks in.
>
> Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
> challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
> came through for you!
>
> At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
> can lead to the best martinis?

Just what we need, more dry humor.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Thu, 7 Mar 2024 15:53 UTC

On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
> (in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
> > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
> > wrote:
> > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > >
> > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > three martinis...
> > >
> > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> >
> > And four days later it finally sinks in.
>
> A Titanic admission

This new person's really making a splash. I hope
they don't Runz and hide.

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Thu, 7 Mar 2024 15:59 UTC

On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> (in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
> > Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
> > > wrote:
> > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > >
> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > three martinis...
> > > >
> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > >
> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> >
> > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
> > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
> > came through for you!
> >
> > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
> > can lead to the best martinis?
>
> Just what we need, more dry humor.

We'd better be careful then, because too much
tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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by: Malte Runz - Thu, 7 Mar 2024 18:26 UTC

On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:

>On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
>Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>> On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
>> (in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
>> > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
>> > Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
>> > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
>> > > wrote:
>> > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
>> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>> > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
>> > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
>> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
>> > > > > three martinis...
>> > > >
>> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
>> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
>> > >
>> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
>> >
>> > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
>> > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
>> > came through for you!
>> >
>> > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
>> > can lead to the best martinis?
>>
>> Just what we need, more dry humor.
>
>We'd better be careful then, because too much
>tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.

Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.

--
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by: Skeeter - Thu, 7 Mar 2024 19:26 UTC

In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
nobodys@busine.ss says...
>
> On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
> >Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> >> On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> >> (in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
> >> > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
> >> > Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> >> > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
> >> > > wrote:
> >> > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> >> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> >> > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> >> > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> >> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> >> > > > > three martinis...
> >> > > >
> >> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> >> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> >> > >
> >> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> >> >
> >> > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
> >> > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
> >> > came through for you!
> >> >
> >> > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
> >> > can lead to the best martinis?
> >>
> >> Just what we need, more dry humor.
> >
> >We'd better be careful then, because too much
> >tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
>
> Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.

He says as if he's a part of something.

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Thu, 7 Mar 2024 21:59 UTC

On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:26:20 -0700
Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
> In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
> nobodys@busine.ss says...
> > On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > >On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
> > >Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > >> On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> > >> (in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > >> > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
> > >> > Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> > >> > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
> > >> > > wrote:
> > >> > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > >> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > >> > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > >> > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > >> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > >> > > > > three martinis...
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > >> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > >> > >
> > >> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > >> >
> > >> > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
> > >> > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
> > >> > came through for you!
> > >> >
> > >> > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
> > >> > can lead to the best martinis?
> > >>
> > >> Just what we need, more dry humor.
> > >
> > >We'd better be careful then, because too much
> > >tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
> >
> > Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
>
> He says as if he's a part of something.

Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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by: Malte Runz - Thu, 7 Mar 2024 22:50 UTC

On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
wrote:

>On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
>(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
>
>> On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
>> > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>> >
>> > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
>> > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>> > > > On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
>> > > > (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
>> > > >
>> > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
>> > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
>> > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
>> > > > > -- Unknown author
>> > > >
>> > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
>> > >
>> > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
>> > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
>> > > three martinis...
>> >
>> > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
>> > joke, but could you disect it for me?
>>
>> And four days later it finally sinks in.
>
>A Titanic admission

Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.

--
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by: Skeeter - Thu, 7 Mar 2024 22:53 UTC

In article <20240307135928.1a2eddddf22b80ef732c11b2
@canadianatheists.ca>, randolf@canadianatheists.ca says...
>
> On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:26:20 -0700
> Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
> > In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
> > nobodys@busine.ss says...
> > > On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > > >On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
> > > >Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > >> On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> > > >> (in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > >> > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
> > > >> > Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> > > >> > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
> > > >> > > wrote:
> > > >> > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > > >> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > > >> > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > > >> > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > >> > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > >> > > > >
> > > >> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > >> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > >> > > > > three martinis...
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > >> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
> > > >> > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
> > > >> > came through for you!
> > > >> >
> > > >> > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
> > > >> > can lead to the best martinis?
> > > >>
> > > >> Just what we need, more dry humor.
> > > >
> > > >We'd better be careful then, because too much
> > > >tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
> > >
> > > Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
> >
> > He says as if he's a part of something.
>
> Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?

Stirred.

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by: Randolf Richardson � - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 04:00 UTC

On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 23:50:47 +0100
Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
> wrote:
> >On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
> >(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
> >> On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
> >> wrote:
> >> > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> >> > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> >> > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> >> > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> >> > > > On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> >> > > > (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
> >> > > >
> >> > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> >> > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> >> > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> >> > > > > -- Unknown author
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> >> > >
> >> > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> >> > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> >> > > three martinis...
> >> >
> >> > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> >> > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> >>
> >> And four days later it finally sinks in.
> >
> > A Titanic admission
>
> Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.

This is a cool way to break the ice. Welcome
to alt.humor.puns!

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
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by: Randolf Richardson � - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 04:07 UTC

On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 15:53:55 -0700
Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
> In article <20240307135928.1a2eddddf22b80ef732c11b2
> @canadianatheists.ca>, randolf@canadianatheists.ca says...
> > On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:26:20 -0700
> > Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
> > > In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
> > > nobodys@busine.ss says...
> > > > On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > > > >On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
> > > > >Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > > >> On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> > > > >> (in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > > >> > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
> > > > >> > Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> > > > >> > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
> > > > >> > > wrote:
> > > > >> > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > > > >> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > > > >> > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > > > >> > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > > >> > > > >
> > > > >> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > >> > > > >
> > > > >> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > >> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > >> > > > > three martinis...
> > > > >> > > >
> > > > >> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > >> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
> > > > >> > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
> > > > >> > came through for you!
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
> > > > >> > can lead to the best martinis?
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Just what we need, more dry humor.
> > > > >
> > > > >We'd better be careful then, because too much
> > > > >tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
> > >
> > > He says as if he's a part of something.
> >
> > Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
>
> Stirred.

While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
be best described as a prime mini stir.

--
Randolf Richardson 張文道 - randolf@canadianatheists.ca
Canadian atheists - True, Northern, Strong, and Free
Beautiful British Columbia, Canada
https://www.canadianatheists.ca/

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by: Malte Runz - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 08:42 UTC

On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 20:00:02 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:

>On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 23:50:47 +0100
>Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
>> On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
>> wrote:
>> >On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
>> >(in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
>> >> On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
>> >> wrote:
>> >> > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
>> >> > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>> >> > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
>> >> > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>> >> > > > On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
>> >> > > > (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>):
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
>> >> > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
>> >> > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
>> >> > > > > -- Unknown author
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
>> >> > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
>> >> > > three martinis...
>> >> >
>> >> > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
>> >> > joke, but could you disect it for me?
>> >>
>> >> And four days later it finally sinks in.
>> >
>> > A Titanic admission
>>
>> Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.
>
>This is a cool way to break the ice. Welcome
>to alt.humor.puns!

My maiden voyage.

--
Malte Runz

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by: Malte Runz - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 08:55 UTC

On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 20:07:11 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
<randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:

>On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 15:53:55 -0700
>Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>> In article <20240307135928.1a2eddddf22b80ef732c11b2
>> @canadianatheists.ca>, randolf@canadianatheists.ca says...
>> > On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 12:26:20 -0700
>> > Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:
>> > > In article <hk1kui143a1ltat2h3cr5pi01dtovf4lsi@4ax.com>,
>> > > nobodys@busine.ss says...
>> > > > On Thu, 7 Mar 2024 07:59:19 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
>> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>> > > > >On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
>> > > > >Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>> > > > >> On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
>> > > > >> (in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
>> > > > >> > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
>> > > > >> > Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
>> > > > >> > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
>> > > > >> > > wrote:
>> > > > >> > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
>> > > > >> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
>> > > > >> > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
>> > > > >> > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
>> > > > >> > > > >
>> > > > >> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
>> > > > >> > > > >
>> > > > >> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
>> > > > >> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
>> > > > >> > > > > three martinis...
>> > > > >> > > >
>> > > > >> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
>> > > > >> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
>> > > > >> > >
>> > > > >> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
>> > > > >> >
>> > > > >> > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
>> > > > >> > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
>> > > > >> > came through for you!
>> > > > >> >
>> > > > >> > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
>> > > > >> > can lead to the best martinis?
>> > > > >>
>> > > > >> Just what we need, more dry humor.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >We'd better be careful then, because too much
>> > > > >tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.
>> > > >
>> > > > Yeah, we don't want to stir up more problems.
>> > >
>> > > He says as if he's a part of something.
>> >
>> > Were you shaken, or just smashed on the rocks?
>>
>> Stirred.
>
>While a foreign leader of a country was cooking a small
>portion of prime ribs, he stirred the pot ... that may
>be best described as a prime mini stir.

And this behaviour may very well set a precedent.

--
Malte Runz

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by: Mike - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 10:09 UTC

On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240307075311.34351770020d0a1aed64f225@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > > >
> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > >
> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > three martinis...
> > > >
> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > >
> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> >
> > A Titanic admission
>
> This new person's really making a splash. I hope
> they don't Runz and hide.

Just a sprinkle of humor

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 10:11 UTC

On Mar 7, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
(in article<20240307075919.772b590d4a9cc3011309c1fb@canadianatheists.ca>):

> On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:33:37 -0800
> Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > On Mar 6, 2024, Randolf Richardson 張文道 wrote
> > (in article<20240306181627.7656b6d445b41c9e4fc94366@canadianatheists.ca>):
> > > On Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:13:14 +0100
> > > Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss> wrote:
> > > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz <nobodys@busine.ss>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > > three martinis...
> > > > >
> > > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > > >
> > > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> > >
> > > Sorry, I've been busy with work and find it a
> > > challenge to keep up with Usenet. I'm glad it
> > > came through for you!
> > >
> > > At any rate, did you hear that pour decisions
> > > can lead to the best martinis?
> >
> > Just what we need, more dry humor.
>
> We'd better be careful then, because too much
> tumbling of this heated topic could burn someone.

I do borrow some of my material from Larry Scorch.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...

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by: Mike - Fri, 8 Mar 2024 10:12 UTC

On Mar 7, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
(in article<u3hkuitrhd397dptk4h186ietgqmdvkjks@4ax.com>):

> On Thu, 07 Mar 2024 00:30:45 -0800, Mike<mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com>
> wrote:
>
> > On Mar 6, 2024, Malte Runz wrote
> > (in article<5gchui5f58d94hj70m3ur615tr30948m8o@4ax.com>):
> >
> > > On Mon, 04 Mar 2024 23:36:56 +0100, Malte Runz<nobodys@busine.ss>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Mon, 4 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800, Randolf Richardson ???
> > > > <randolf@canadianatheists.ca> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Sun, 03 Mar 2024 13:11:21 -0800
> > > > > Mike <mlevinespmfltr@redshift.com> wrote:
> > > > > > On Mar 2, 2024, Randolf Richardson ??? wrote
> > > > > > (in article<20240302035536.d4f1a39022b77cd3d5c08373@canadianatheists.ca>
> > > > > > ):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > "I named our dog 'Doggy' but my wife won't let me name
> > > > > > > our cat 'Style' ... we are both missionaries and I
> > > > > > > just wanted to spice things up."
> > > > > > > -- Unknown author
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Kama on, tell he you will what sutra-s you.
> > > > >
> > > > > Never underestimate the seductive power of a decent
> > > > > vocabulary... Or the proper use of grammar... Or
> > > > > three martinis...
> > > >
> > > > I admit I don't get it... being Danish and all. I know it'll kill the
> > > > joke, but could you disect it for me?
> > >
> > > And four days later it finally sinks in.
> >
> > A Titanic admission
>
> Really? A Titanic joke? Now we're scraping the bottom.

So you give it an icy reception!!

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Subject	Author
Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Skeeter
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Skeeter
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Skeeter
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Malte Runz
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Randolf Richardson 張文道
Re: Humour: I named our dog "Doggy" but my wife won't let me name our cat ...	Mike