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On Sep 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > ha! A tiny little thing like an ant slap my face ????
> > > > > > > Shirley you jest. And don't call me Shirley.
> > > > > > I will keep it up till you cry uncle
> > > > > Do you mean the United Network Command for Law Enforcement?
> > > > But that would mean K.A.O.S. Ah yes, my first girlfriend , Kay Os. Was tis the one that was constantly in and out of the hospital
> > with a case of Thrush??? She had a strip act where thrushes would fly in and carry off her clothing.

To bad I missed that show, she must have made quite a specter of herself.

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 20 Sep 2023 18:03 UTC

On Wednesday, September 20, 2023 at 4:15:09 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 19, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7f817d18-1dc7-409e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > ha! A tiny little thing like an ant slap my face ????
> > > > > > > > Shirley you jest. And don't call me Shirley.
> > > > > > > I will keep it up till you cry uncle
> > > > > > Do you mean the United Network Command for Law Enforcement?
> > > > > But that would mean K.A.O.S. Ah yes, my first girlfriend , Kay Os.. Was tis the one that was constantly in and out of the hospital
> > > with a case of Thrush??? She had a strip act where thrushes would fly in and carry off her clothing.
>
> To bad I missed that show, she must have made quite a specter of herself.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So you don't have a ghost of a chance of realizing how good the strip act was?

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 by: Mike - Thu, 21 Sep 2023 10:38 UTC

On Sep 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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I will keep it up till you cry uncle
> > > > > > > Do you mean the United Network Command for Law Enforcement?
> > > > > > But that would mean K.A.O.S. Ah yes, my first girlfriend , Kay Os. Was
> > > > > > tis the one that was constantly in and out of the hospital
> > > > with a case of Thrush??? She had a strip act where thrushes would fly in
> > > > and carry off her clothing.
> >
> > To bad I missed that show, she must have made quite a specter of herself.
> So you don't have a ghost of a chance of realizing how good the strip act was?

Since it happened in a Comedy Club, it must have been a Comic Strip.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 21 Sep 2023 16:44 UTC

On Thursday, September 21, 2023 at 5:38:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 20, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6efbdb5a-6000-4817...@googlegroups.com>):
> I will keep it up till you cry uncle
> > > > > > > > Do you mean the United Network Command for Law Enforcement?
> > > > > > > But that would mean K.A.O.S. Ah yes, my first girlfriend , Kay Os. Was
> > > > > > > tis the one that was constantly in and out of the hospital
> > > > > with a case of Thrush??? She had a strip act where thrushes would fly in
> > > > > and carry off her clothing.
> > >
> > > To bad I missed that show, she must have made quite a specter of herself.
> > So you don't have a ghost of a chance of realizing how good the strip act was?
> Since it happened in a Comedy Club, it must have been a Comic Strip.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

That would be good, you have some lady appear at a comedy club and give her comedy act. Then afterwords, she does a strip.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 09:15 UTC

On Sep 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ef37ea71-a576-48b1-a2fa-f839ced79702n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > > Do you mean the United Network Command for Law Enforcement?
> > > > > > > > But that would mean K.A.O.S. Ah yes, my first girlfriend , Kay Os. Was
> > > > > > > > tis the one that was constantly in and out of the hospital
> > > > > > with a case of Thrush??? She had a strip act where thrushes would fly in
> > > > > > and carry off her clothing.
> > > >
> > > > To bad I missed that show, she must have made quite a specter of herself.
> > > So you don't have a ghost of a chance of realizing how good the strip act
> > > was?
> > Since it happened in a Comedy Club, it must have been a Comic Strip.
>
> That would be good, you have some lady appear at a comedy club and give her
> comedy act. Then afterwords, she does a strip.

Just so its not Phillis Diller --- I saw her centerfold for Field and Stream.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 19:26 UTC

On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 4:15:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 21, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ef37ea71-a576-48b1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Do you mean the United Network Command for Law Enforcement?
> > > > > > > > > But that would mean K.A.O.S. Ah yes, my first girlfriend , Kay Os. Was
> > > > > > > > > tis the one that was constantly in and out of the hospital
> > > > > > > with a case of Thrush??? She had a strip act where thrushes would fly in
> > > > > > > and carry off her clothing.
> > > > >
> > > > > To bad I missed that show, she must have made quite a specter of herself.
> > > > So you don't have a ghost of a chance of realizing how good the strip act
> > > > was?
> > > Since it happened in a Comedy Club, it must have been a Comic Strip.
> >
> > That would be good, you have some lady appear at a comedy club and give her
> > comedy act. Then afterwords, she does a strip.
> Just so its not Phillis Diller --- I saw her centerfold for Field and Stream.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once went hiking, I came to a field. I had to urinate real bad, so I called it my field and stream.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 20:04 UTC

On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7f9393e6-011a-4e15-a941-0f14118f7fb5n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > To bad I missed that show, she must have made quite a specter of
> > > > > > herself.
> > > > > So you don't have a ghost of a chance of realizing how good the strip act
> > > > > was?
> > > > Since it happened in a Comedy Club, it must have been a Comic Strip.
> > >
> > > That would be good, you have some lady appear at a comedy club and give her
> > > comedy act. Then afterwords, she does a strip.
> > Just so its not Phillis Diller --- I saw her centerfold for Field and
> > Stream.
>
> I once went hiking, I came to a field. I had to urinate real bad, so I called
> it my field and stream.

There was an article in Time about that case of major water pollution
It was titled “Yellow Steam: by I.P. Daly...

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 22 Sep 2023 21:42 UTC

On Friday, September 22, 2023 at 3:04:30 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7f9393e6-011a-4e15...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > To bad I missed that show, she must have made quite a specter of
> > > > > > > herself.
> > > > > > So you don't have a ghost of a chance of realizing how good the strip act
> > > > > > was?
> > > > > Since it happened in a Comedy Club, it must have been a Comic Strip.
> > > >
> > > > That would be good, you have some lady appear at a comedy club and give her
> > > > comedy act. Then afterwords, she does a strip.
> > > Just so its not Phillis Diller --- I saw her centerfold for Field and
> > > Stream.
> >
> > I once went hiking, I came to a field. I had to urinate real bad, so I called
> > it my field and stream.
> There was an article in Time about that case of major water pollution
> It was titled “Yellow Steam: by I.P. Daly...
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Now, you've criticized me for pulling up old material, which you just did.

You say it was published in time . well, if it was published in time, wouldn't it be visible for just a few instants, and then flow into the past?

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 by: Mike - Sat, 23 Sep 2023 09:13 UTC

On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<52faf37d-37f4-43e7-abee-659cd75bb974n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Since it happened in a Comedy Club, it must have been a Comic Strip.
> > > > >
> > > > > That would be good, you have some lady appear at a comedy club and give
> > > > > her
> > > > > comedy act. Then afterwords, she does a strip.
> > > > Just so its not Phillis Diller --- I saw her centerfold for Field and
> > > > Stream.
> > >
> > > I once went hiking, I came to a field. I had to urinate real bad, so I
> > > called
> > > it my field and stream.
> > There was an article in Time about that case of major water pollution
> > It was titled “Yellow Steam: by I.P. Daly...
> Now, you've criticized me for pulling up old material, which you just did.
>
> You say it was published in time . well, if it was published in time,
> wouldn't it be visible for just a few instants, and then flow into the past?

Thats life -- very fleeting.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 23 Sep 2023 12:54 UTC

On Saturday, September 23, 2023 at 4:13:56 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<52faf37d-37f4-43e7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Since it happened in a Comedy Club, it must have been a Comic Strip.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > That would be good, you have some lady appear at a comedy club and give
> > > > > > her
> > > > > > comedy act. Then afterwords, she does a strip.
> > > > > Just so its not Phillis Diller --- I saw her centerfold for Field and
> > > > > Stream.
> > > >
> > > > I once went hiking, I came to a field. I had to urinate real bad, so I
> > > > called
> > > > it my field and stream.
> > > There was an article in Time about that case of major water pollution
> > > It was titled “Yellow Steam: by I.P. Daly...
> > Now, you've criticized me for pulling up old material, which you just did.
> >
> > You say it was published in time . well, if it was published in time,
> > wouldn't it be visible for just a few instants, and then flow into the past?
> Thats life -- very fleeting.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Isn't that what a car dealer does , he has like his fleet of vehicles and if he sells all of them or something like that they've become very fleeting because he's selling the whole fleet ( not just one?)

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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 09:39 UTC

On Sep 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<dd457aa2-6bcf-449c-926b-8dee175a68ban@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I once went hiking, I came to a field. I had to urinate real bad, so I
> > > > > called
> > > > > it my field and stream.
> > > > There was an article in Time about that case of major water pollution
> > > > It was titled “Yellow Steam: by I.P. Daly...
> > > Now, you've criticized me for pulling up old material, which you just did.
> > >
> > > You say it was published in time . well, if it was published in time,
> > > wouldn't it be visible for just a few instants, and then flow into the
> > > past?
> > Thats life -- very fleeting.
>
> Isn't that what a car dealer does , he has like his fleet of vehicles and if
> he sells all of them or something like that they've become very fleeting
> because he's selling the whole fleet ( not just one?)

No, it is because of his shoe extreme show size he is called Fleet of Foot.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 11:56 UTC

On Sunday, September 24, 2023 at 4:39:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<dd457aa2-6bcf-449c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I once went hiking, I came to a field. I had to urinate real bad, so I
> > > > > > called
> > > > > > it my field and stream.
> > > > > There was an article in Time about that case of major water pollution
> > > > > It was titled “Yellow Steam: by I.P. Daly...
> > > > Now, you've criticized me for pulling up old material, which you just did.
> > > >
> > > > You say it was published in time . well, if it was published in time,
> > > > wouldn't it be visible for just a few instants, and then flow into the
> > > > past?
> > > Thats life -- very fleeting.
> >
> > Isn't that what a car dealer does , he has like his fleet of vehicles and if
> > he sells all of them or something like that they've become very fleeting
> > because he's selling the whole fleet ( not just one?)
> No, it is because of his shoe extreme show size he is called Fleet of Foot.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

If you have so many sheep that you have many flocks of sheep, would you have a fleet of flocks of sheep?

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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 15:15 UTC

On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<624e8a34-8940-48d2-9050-3e755c5cc122n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > There was an article in Time about that case of major water pollution
> > > > > > It was titled “Yellow Steam: by I.P. Daly...
> > > > > Now, you've criticized me for pulling up old material, which you just
> > > > > did.
> > > > >
> > > > > You say it was published in time . well, if it was published in time,
> > > > > wouldn't it be visible for just a few instants, and then flow into the
> > > > > past?
> > > > Thats life -- very fleeting.
> > >
> > > Isn't that what a car dealer does , he has like his fleet of vehicles and
> > > if
> > > he sells all of them or something like that they've become very fleeting
> > > because he's selling the whole fleet ( not just one?)
> > No, it is because of his shoe extreme show size he is called Fleet of Foot.
>
> If you have so many sheep that you have many flocks of sheep, would you have
> a fleet of flocks of sheep?

My yard is not that big so I would have to get the flock out of there.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 17:25 UTC

On Sunday, September 24, 2023 at 10:15:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<624e8a34-8940-48d2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > There was an article in Time about that case of major water pollution
> > > > > > > It was titled “Yellow Steam: by I.P. Daly...
> > > > > > Now, you've criticized me for pulling up old material, which you just
> > > > > > did.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You say it was published in time . well, if it was published in time,
> > > > > > wouldn't it be visible for just a few instants, and then flow into the
> > > > > > past?
> > > > > Thats life -- very fleeting.
> > > >
> > > > Isn't that what a car dealer does , he has like his fleet of vehicles and
> > > > if
> > > > he sells all of them or something like that they've become very fleeting
> > > > because he's selling the whole fleet ( not just one?)
> > > No, it is because of his shoe extreme show size he is called Fleet of Foot.
> >
> > If you have so many sheep that you have many flocks of sheep, would you have
> > a fleet of flocks of sheep?
> My yard is not that big so I would have to get the flock out of there.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Mark

Darlene and I flocked our Christmas tree , and after it was flocked Darlene said "I don't like it flocked, so let's get the flock out of there."

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 by: Mike - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 19:44 UTC

On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > Isn't that what a car dealer does , he has like his fleet of vehicles and
> > > > > if
> > > > > he sells all of them or something like that they've become very fleeting
> > > > > because he's selling the whole fleet ( not just one?)
> > > > No, it is because of his shoe extreme show size he is called Fleet of
> > > > Foot.
> > >
> > > If you have so many sheep that you have many flocks of sheep, would you
> > > have
> > > a fleet of flocks of sheep?
> > My yard is not that big so I would have to get the flock out of there.
>
> Darlene and I flocked our Christmas tree , and after it was flocked Darlene
> said "I don't like it flocked, so let's get the flock out of there.”

Thats the flock - som and jetsam of life

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 24 Sep 2023 22:11 UTC

On Sunday, September 24, 2023 at 2:44:31 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f70856ee-95d4-427a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Isn't that what a car dealer does , he has like his fleet of vehicles and
> > > > > > if
> > > > > > he sells all of them or something like that they've become very fleeting
> > > > > > because he's selling the whole fleet ( not just one?)
> > > > > No, it is because of his shoe extreme show size he is called Fleet of
> > > > > Foot.
> > > >
> > > > If you have so many sheep that you have many flocks of sheep, would you
> > > > have
> > > > a fleet of flocks of sheep?
> > > My yard is not that big so I would have to get the flock out of there..
> >
> > Darlene and I flocked our Christmas tree , and after it was flocked Darlene
> > said "I don't like it flocked, so let's get the flock out of there.”
>
> Thats the flock - som and jetsam of life
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I like to watch the Jetsons, and I have a cousin named Sam , he likes them also, but he likes to rename the show after his own name, the Jetsams.

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 by: Mike - Mon, 25 Sep 2023 10:18 UTC

On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > If you have so many sheep that you have many flocks of sheep, would you
> > > > > have
> > > > > a fleet of flocks of sheep?
> > > > My yard is not that big so I would have to get the flock out of there. Darlene and I flocked our Christmas tree , and after it was flocked Darlene
> > > said "I don't like it flocked, so let's get the flock out of there.” Thats the flock - som and jetsam of life I like to watch the Jetsons, and I have a
cousin named Sam , he likes them
> also, but he likes to rename the show after his own name, the Jetsams.

That was the Flintstones reimaged as a future family.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 5:18:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<c97b50aa-f7a8-4370...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > If you have so many sheep that you have many flocks of sheep, would you
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > a fleet of flocks of sheep?
> > > > > My yard is not that big so I would have to get the flock out of there. Darlene and I flocked our Christmas tree , and after it was flocked Darlene
> > > > said "I don't like it flocked, so let's get the flock out of there.” Thats the flock - som and jetsam of life I like to watch the Jetsons, and I have a
> cousin named Sam , he likes them
> > also, but he likes to rename the show after his own name, the Jetsams.
> That was the Flintstones reimaged as a future family.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And you know what, Mike? It's all coming about. Why, we have helicopters that fold up into a briefcase , just carry it into work . Or was that some kind of facetiousness?

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 by: Mike - Tue, 26 Sep 2023 08:02 UTC

On Sep 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3384d6f8-ae62-4736-ad3b-e6874d528fd6n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > My yard is not that big so I would have to get the flock out of there.
> > > > > > Darlene and I flocked our Christmas tree , and after it was flocked
> > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > said "I don't like it flocked, so let's get the flock out of there.”
> > > > > Thats the flock - som and jetsam of life I like to watch the Jetsons,
> > > > > and I have a
> > cousin named Sam , he likes them
> > > also, but he likes to rename the show after his own name, the Jetsams.
> > That was the Flintstones reimaged as a future family.
> And you know what, Mike? It's all coming about. Why, we have helicopters that
> fold up into a briefcase , just carry it into work . Or was that some kind of
> facetiousness?

Its the self driving/flying part I don’t believe..

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 26 Sep 2023 18:50 UTC

On Tuesday, September 26, 2023 at 3:02:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3384d6f8-ae62-4736...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > My yard is not that big so I would have to get the flock out of there.
> > > > > > > Darlene and I flocked our Christmas tree , and after it was flocked
> > > > > > > Darlene
> > > > > > said "I don't like it flocked, so let's get the flock out of there.”
> > > > > > Thats the flock - som and jetsam of life I like to watch the Jetsons,
> > > > > > and I have a
> > > cousin named Sam , he likes them
> > > > also, but he likes to rename the show after his own name, the Jetsams.
> > > That was the Flintstones reimaged as a future family.
> > And you know what, Mike? It's all coming about. Why, we have helicopters that
> > fold up into a briefcase , just carry it into work . Or was that some kind of
> > facetiousness?
> Its the self driving/flying part I don’t believe..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I wonder if these self-driving cars can detect a little baby crawling across the road for sure, and not splatter it to Kingdom Come.

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 by: Mike - Wed, 27 Sep 2023 09:21 UTC

On Sep 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e6f70cba-4a9b-4ac2-9b30-7b4659600475n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > said "I don't like it flocked, so let's get the flock out of there.”
> > > > > > > Thats the flock - som and jetsam of life I like to watch the Jetsons,
> > > > > > > and I have a
> > > > cousin named Sam , he likes them
> > > > > also, but he likes to rename the show after his own name, the Jetsams.
> > > > That was the Flintstones reimaged as a future family.
> > > And you know what, Mike? It's all coming about. Why, we have helicopters
> > > that
> > > fold up into a briefcase , just carry it into work . Or was that some kind
> > > of
> > > facetiousness?
> > Its the self driving/flying part I don’t believe..
> I wonder if these self-driving cars can detect a little baby crawling across
> the road for sure, and not splatter it to Kingdom Come.

Even now they cannot even hurt a traffic cone.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 27 Sep 2023 10:30 UTC

On Wednesday, September 27, 2023 at 4:21:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e6f70cba-4a9b-4ac2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > said "I don't like it flocked, so let's get the flock out of there.”
> > > > > > > > Thats the flock - som and jetsam of life I like to watch the Jetsons,
> > > > > > > > and I have a
> > > > > cousin named Sam , he likes them
> > > > > > also, but he likes to rename the show after his own name, the Jetsams.
> > > > > That was the Flintstones reimaged as a future family.
> > > > And you know what, Mike? It's all coming about. Why, we have helicopters
> > > > that
> > > > fold up into a briefcase , just carry it into work . Or was that some kind
> > > > of
> > > > facetiousness?
> > > Its the self driving/flying part I don’t believe..
> > I wonder if these self-driving cars can detect a little baby crawling across
> > the road for sure, and not splatter it to Kingdom Come.
> Even now they cannot even hurt a traffic cone.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

famous last words

"oh no, Herbert , our little baby is crawling out in the street "

save him Herbert, can you save him?

no, I'm too busy checking my email

splat

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 by: Mike - Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:21 UTC

On Sep 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<27404653-4690-4314-9450-92dd8658731an@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > also, but he likes to rename the show after his own name, the Jetsams.
> > > > > > That was the Flintstones reimaged as a future family.
> > > > > And you know what, Mike? It's all coming about. Why, we have helicopters
> > > > > that
> > > > > fold up into a briefcase , just carry it into work . Or was that some
> > > > > kind
> > > > > of
> > > > > facetiousness?
> > > > Its the self driving/flying part I don’t believe..
> > > I wonder if these self-driving cars can detect a little baby crawling
> > > across
> > > the road for sure, and not splatter it to Kingdom Come.
> > Even now they cannot even hurt a traffic cone.
> \famous last words
> "oh no, Herbert , our little baby is crawling out in the street "
> save him Herbert, can you save him?
> no, I'm too busy checking my email
>
> splat

He should have looked up and seen the car avoiding the baby and coming
straight for him

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Subject: Re: Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 28 Sep 2023 23:41 UTC

On Wednesday, September 27, 2023 at 8:21:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<27404653-4690-4314...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > also, but he likes to rename the show after his own name, the Jetsams.
> > > > > > > That was the Flintstones reimaged as a future family.
> > > > > > And you know what, Mike? It's all coming about. Why, we have helicopters
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > fold up into a briefcase , just carry it into work . Or was that some
> > > > > > kind
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > facetiousness?
> > > > > Its the self driving/flying part I don’t believe..
> > > > I wonder if these self-driving cars can detect a little baby crawling
> > > > across
> > > > the road for sure, and not splatter it to Kingdom Come.
> > > Even now they cannot even hurt a traffic cone.
> > \famous last words
> > "oh no, Herbert , our little baby is crawling out in the street "
> > save him Herbert, can you save him?
> > no, I'm too busy checking my email
> >
> > splat
> He should have looked up and seen the car avoiding the baby and coming
> straight for him
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I told my brother one time that I walked along a busy highway over to a convenience store and he said "you walked along a busy highway ? man ,you could've been killed !!!!" and I told him "well , yes , I guess so, and a driver along the highway could have been killed by a drunk crossing the centerline " and also you know we have these various billionaires and they get all famous and everything and I'm just kind of wondering what good do those billions of dollars do for the billionaire if he/she is out on the highway splattered all over the road after a head on collision?

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 by: Mike - Fri, 29 Sep 2023 08:47 UTC

On Sep 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<903640a0-c2d8-42cb-83fd-c0057ae9da26n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Its the self driving/flying part I don’t believe..
> > > > > I wonder if these self-driving cars can detect a little baby crawling
> > > > > across
> > > > > the road for sure, and not splatter it to Kingdom Come.
> > > > Even now they cannot even hurt a traffic cone.
> > > \famous last words
> > > "oh no, Herbert , our little baby is crawling out in the street "
> > > save him Herbert, can you save him?
> > > no, I'm too busy checking my email
> > >
> > > splat
> > He should have looked up and seen the car avoiding the baby and coming
> > straight for him
> I told my brother one time that I walked along a busy highway over to a
> convenience store and he said "you walked along a busy highway ? man ,you
> could've been killed !!!!" and I told him "well , yes , I guess so, and a
> driver along the highway could have been killed by a drunk crossing the
> centerline " and also you know we have these various billionaires and they
> get all famous and everything and I'm just kind of wondering what good do
> those billions of dollars do for the billionaire if he/she is out on the
> highway splattered all over the road after a head on collision?

Being that rich, they have their chauffeurs do it for them.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx


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