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 by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 13 Sep 2023 20:37 UTC

On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 1:40:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cfe2a472-4048-4462...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Claud Rains would have grounds for a lawsuit
> > > > > > If it rains on clods, it'll melt them.
> > > > > But that is not the Wicked Witch of the West...
> > > > Which wicked Which of the West are you referring to?
> > > That question is Be - witch-ing you.
> >
> > there was the sitcom called Bewitched! with Elizabeth Montgomery, or whoever
> > and boy, she could do anything with her witch powers, especially she could do
> > mass teleportation , always thought it would be funny if some catastrophe
> > happens where humanity reverts to maybe like a hunter gatherer level type
> > existence, but then it builds itself back up to actually having a
> > technological civilization, so we go back and find some old tapes with
> > episodes of Bewitched! on them, and the logical conclusion to come to would
> > be that we had actually developed mass teleportation !!!!!
> I preferred Barbara Eden as Jeannie
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

There's no accounting for taste.

Oh yes, there is .

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On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 3:37:59 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 1:40:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<cfe2a472-4048-4462...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Claud Rains would have grounds for a lawsuit
> > > > > > > If it rains on clods, it'll melt them.
> > > > > > But that is not the Wicked Witch of the West...
> > > > > Which wicked Which of the West are you referring to?
> > > > That question is Be - witch-ing you.
> > >
> > > there was the sitcom called Bewitched! with Elizabeth Montgomery, or whoever
> > > and boy, she could do anything with her witch powers, especially she could do
> > > mass teleportation , always thought it would be funny if some catastrophe
> > > happens where humanity reverts to maybe like a hunter gatherer level type
> > > existence, but then it builds itself back up to actually having a
> > > technological civilization, so we go back and find some old tapes with
> > > episodes of Bewitched! on them, and the logical conclusion to come to would
> > > be that we had actually developed mass teleportation !!!!!
> > I preferred Barbara Eden as Jeannie
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> There's no accounting for taste.
>
> Oh yes, there is .
>
> Stockbauer 100
>
> Mike 0

please mike put your answer here. Please don't abandon me please.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 08:50 UTC

On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7154d45b-00c5-4c66-8b1a-64649951b587n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > there was the sitcom called Bewitched! with Elizabeth Montgomery, or
> > > whoever
> > > and boy, she could do anything with her witch powers, especially she could
> > > do
> > > mass teleportation , always thought it would be funny if some catastrophe
> > > happens where humanity reverts to maybe like a hunter gatherer level type
> > > existence, but then it builds itself back up to actually having a
> > > technological civilization, so we go back and find some old tapes with
> > > episodes of Bewitched! on them, and the logical conclusion to come to would
> > > be that we had actually developed mass teleportation !!!!!
> > I preferred Barbara Eden as Jeannie
> > Michael LeVine
> There's no accounting for taste.
>
> Oh yes, there is .
>
> Stockbauer 100
>
> Mike 0

The IRS just heard of your poor math skills and is getting ready to audit
your returns

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Mike - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 08:53 UTC

On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ff289909-e0d2-422d-8337-9d51803b519cn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 3:37:59 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 1:40:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<cfe2a472-4048-4462...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Claud Rains would have grounds for a lawsuit
> > > > > > > > If it rains on clods, it'll melt them.
> > > > > > > But that is not the Wicked Witch of the West...
> > > > > > Which wicked Which of the West are you referring to?
> > > > > That question is Be - witch-ing you.
> > > >
> > > > there was the sitcom called Bewitched! with Elizabeth Montgomery, or
> > > > whoever
> > > > and boy, she could do anything with her witch powers, especially she
> > > > could do
> > > > mass teleportation , always thought it would be funny if some catastrophe
> > > > happens where humanity reverts to maybe like a hunter gatherer level type
> > > > existence, but then it builds itself back up to actually having a
> > > > technological civilization, so we go back and find some old tapes with
> > > > episodes of Bewitched! on them, and the logical conclusion to come to
> > > > would
> > > > be that we had actually developed mass teleportation !!!!!
> > > I preferred Barbara Eden as Jeannie
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > There's no accounting for taste.
> >
> > Oh yes, there is .
> >
> > Stockbauer 100
> >
> > Mike 0
>
> please mike put your answer here. Please don't abandon me please.

What Wass the question>???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?

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Subject: Re: Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 13:43 UTC

On Thursday, September 14, 2023 at 3:53:21 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ff289909-e0d2-422d...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 3:37:59 PM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, September 13, 2023 at 1:40:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Sep 13, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<cfe2a472-4048-4462...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Claud Rains would have grounds for a lawsuit
> > > > > > > > > If it rains on clods, it'll melt them.
> > > > > > > > But that is not the Wicked Witch of the West...
> > > > > > > Which wicked Which of the West are you referring to?
> > > > > > That question is Be - witch-ing you.
> > > > >
> > > > > there was the sitcom called Bewitched! with Elizabeth Montgomery, or
> > > > > whoever
> > > > > and boy, she could do anything with her witch powers, especially she
> > > > > could do
> > > > > mass teleportation , always thought it would be funny if some catastrophe
> > > > > happens where humanity reverts to maybe like a hunter gatherer level type
> > > > > existence, but then it builds itself back up to actually having a
> > > > > technological civilization, so we go back and find some old tapes with
> > > > > episodes of Bewitched! on them, and the logical conclusion to come to
> > > > > would
> > > > > be that we had actually developed mass teleportation !!!!!
> > > > I preferred Barbara Eden as Jeannie
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > There's no accounting for taste.
> > >
> > > Oh yes, there is .
> > >
> > > Stockbauer 100
> > >
> > > Mike 0
> >
> > please mike put your answer here. Please don't abandon me please.
> What Wass the question>???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx h

hey Mike this really happened the IRS sent me a bill for zero dollars so I posted that since they sent me a bill for zero dollars why didnt they send me 1 trillion bills for zero dollars right away cost themselves well what's 1 trillion times the cost of a stamp those irs people what a bunch of nice guys!

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 by: Mike - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 14:56 UTC

On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d4afef3b-428f-491b-be1e-f0d36ab7b2a8n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was the sitcom called Bewitched! with Elizabeth Montgomery, or
> > > > > > whoever
> > > > > > and boy, she could do anything with her witch powers, especially she
> > > > > > could do
> > > > > > mass teleportation , always thought it would be funny if some
> > > > > > catastrophe
> > > > > > happens where humanity reverts to maybe like a hunter gatherer level
> > > > > > type
> > > > > > existence, but then it builds itself back up to actually having a
> > > > > > technological civilization, so we go back and find some old tapes with
> > > > > > episodes of Bewitched! on them, and the logical conclusion to come to
> > > > > > would
> > > > > > be that we had actually developed mass teleportation !!!!!
> > > > > I preferred Barbara Eden as Jeannie
> > > > There's no accounting for taste.
> > > >
> > > > Oh yes, there is .
> > > >
> > > > Stockbauer 100
> > > >
> > > > Mike 0
> > >
> > > please mike put your answer here. Please don't abandon me please.
> > What Wass the question>???
> hey Mike this really happened the IRS sent me a bill for zero dollars so I
> posted that since they sent me a bill for zero dollars why didnt they send me
> 1 trillion bills for zero dollars right away cost themselves well what's 1
> trillion times the cost of a stamp those irs people what a bunch of nice guys!

It is a subterfuge to get the USPS back in the black

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 16:35 UTC

On Thursday, September 14, 2023 at 9:56:39 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d4afef3b-428f-491b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was the sitcom called Bewitched! with Elizabeth Montgomery, or
> > > > > > > whoever
> > > > > > > and boy, she could do anything with her witch powers, especially she
> > > > > > > could do
> > > > > > > mass teleportation , always thought it would be funny if some
> > > > > > > catastrophe
> > > > > > > happens where humanity reverts to maybe like a hunter gatherer level
> > > > > > > type
> > > > > > > existence, but then it builds itself back up to actually having a
> > > > > > > technological civilization, so we go back and find some old tapes with
> > > > > > > episodes of Bewitched! on them, and the logical conclusion to come to
> > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > be that we had actually developed mass teleportation !!!!!
> > > > > > I preferred Barbara Eden as Jeannie
> > > > > There's no accounting for taste.
> > > > >
> > > > > Oh yes, there is .
> > > > >
> > > > > Stockbauer 100
> > > > >
> > > > > Mike 0
> > > >
> > > > please mike put your answer here. Please don't abandon me please.
> > > What Wass the question>???
> > hey Mike this really happened the IRS sent me a bill for zero dollars so I
> > posted that since they sent me a bill for zero dollars why didnt they send me
> > 1 trillion bills for zero dollars right away cost themselves well what's 1
> > trillion times the cost of a stamp those irs people what a bunch of nice guys!
> It is a subterfuge to get the USPS back in the black
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I use a subterfuge to separate my lead from gold.

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 by: Mike - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 19:10 UTC

On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e3f4c13c-8071-4259-b0c2-534370921ecbn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I preferred Barbara Eden as Jeannie
> > > > > > There's no accounting for taste.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh yes, there is .
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Stockbauer 100
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Mike 0
> > > > >
> > > > > please mike put your answer here. Please don't abandon me please.
> > > > What Wass the question>???
> > > hey Mike this really happened the IRS sent me a bill for zero dollars so I
> > > posted that since they sent me a bill for zero dollars why didnt they send
> > > me
> > > 1 trillion bills for zero dollars right away cost themselves well what's 1
> > > trillion times the cost of a stamp those irs people what a bunch of nice
> > > guys!
> > It is a subterfuge to get the USPS back in the black I use a subterfuge to separate my lead from gold.

I got the last one available and took it for a spin.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 14 Sep 2023 20:10 UTC

On Thursday, September 14, 2023 at 2:10:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e3f4c13c-8071-4259...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I preferred Barbara Eden as Jeannie
> > > > > > > There's no accounting for taste.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Oh yes, there is .
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Stockbauer 100
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Mike 0
> > > > > >
> > > > > > please mike put your answer here. Please don't abandon me please.
> > > > > What Wass the question>???
> > > > hey Mike this really happened the IRS sent me a bill for zero dollars so I
> > > > posted that since they sent me a bill for zero dollars why didnt they send
> > > > me
> > > > 1 trillion bills for zero dollars right away cost themselves well what's 1
> > > > trillion times the cost of a stamp those irs people what a bunch of nice
> > > > guys!
> > > It is a subterfuge to get the USPS back in the black I use a subterfuge to separate my lead from gold.
>
> I got the last one available and took it for a spin.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

did you do "walking the dog? "

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 by: Mike - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 07:45 UTC

On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0a545958-8d0b-48d6-9450-452f123c1d3cn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > please mike put your answer here. Please don't abandon me please.
> > > > > > What Wass the question>???
> > > > > hey Mike this really happened the IRS sent me a bill for zero dollars so
> > > > > I
> > > > > posted that since they sent me a bill for zero dollars why didnt they
> > > > > send
> > > > > me
> > > > > 1 trillion bills for zero dollars right away cost themselves well what's
> > > > > 1
> > > > > trillion times the cost of a stamp those irs people what a bunch of nice
> > > > > guys!
> > > > It is a subterfuge to get the USPS back in the black I use a subterfuge
> > > > to separate my lead from gold.
> >
> > I got the last one available and took it for a spin.
> did you do "walking the dog? “
How long have you been sleeping on that line waiting to use it???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 12:39 UTC

On Friday, September 15, 2023 at 2:46:06 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0a545958-8d0b-48d6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > please mike put your answer here. Please don't abandon me please.
> > > > > > > What Wass the question>???
> > > > > > hey Mike this really happened the IRS sent me a bill for zero dollars so
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > posted that since they sent me a bill for zero dollars why didnt they
> > > > > > send
> > > > > > me
> > > > > > 1 trillion bills for zero dollars right away cost themselves well what's
> > > > > > 1
> > > > > > trillion times the cost of a stamp those irs people what a bunch of nice
> > > > > > guys!
> > > > > It is a subterfuge to get the USPS back in the black I use a subterfuge
> > > > > to separate my lead from gold.
> > >
> > > I got the last one available and took it for a spin.
> > did you do "walking the dog? “
> How long have you been sleeping on that line waiting to use it???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was convicted of transporting gulls across a staid line for immortal porpoises .

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 by: Mike - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 15:10 UTC

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<38680e90-6570-4a16-9793-147f0863989dn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > What Wass the question>???
> > > > > > > hey Mike this really happened the IRS sent me a bill for zero dollars
> > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > posted that since they sent me a bill for zero dollars why didnt they
> > > > > > > send
> > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > 1 trillion bills for zero dollars right away cost themselves well
> > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > 1
> > > > > > > trillion times the cost of a stamp those irs people what a bunch of
> > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > guys!
> > > > > > It is a subterfuge to get the USPS back in the black I use a subterfuge
> > > > > > to separate my lead from gold.
> > > >
> > > > I got the last one available and took it for a spin.
> > > did you do "walking the dog? “
> > How long have you been sleeping on that line waiting to use it??? I was convicted of transporting gulls across a staid line for immortal
> porpoises .

Now if it had been a Staid Lion --- even PETA would have been after you/

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 17:32 UTC

On Friday, September 15, 2023 at 10:10:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<38680e90-6570-4a16...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > What Wass the question>???
> > > > > > > > hey Mike this really happened the IRS sent me a bill for zero dollars
> > > > > > > > so
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > posted that since they sent me a bill for zero dollars why didnt they
> > > > > > > > send
> > > > > > > > me
> > > > > > > > 1 trillion bills for zero dollars right away cost themselves well
> > > > > > > > what's
> > > > > > > > 1
> > > > > > > > trillion times the cost of a stamp those irs people what a bunch of
> > > > > > > > nice
> > > > > > > > guys!
> > > > > > > It is a subterfuge to get the USPS back in the black I use a subterfuge
> > > > > > > to separate my lead from gold.
> > > > >
> > > > > I got the last one available and took it for a spin.
> > > > did you do "walking the dog? “
> > > How long have you been sleeping on that line waiting to use it??? I was convicted of transporting gulls across a staid line for immortal
> > porpoises .
>
> Now if it had been a Staid Lion --- even PETA would have been after you/
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And had it been a stayed lion it would not have been realistic because any lion you try to walk across is gonna get up bite your foot off.

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 by: Mike - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 20:36 UTC

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<faa29efc-6303-4378-84ca-25ad3a752a14n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > It is a subterfuge to get the USPS back in the black I use a
> > > > > > > > subterfuge
> > > > > > > > to separate my lead from gold.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I got the last one available and took it for a spin.
> > > > > did you do "walking the dog? “
> > > > How long have you been sleeping on that line waiting to use it??? I was
> > > > convicted of transporting gulls across a staid line for immortal
> > > porpoises . Now if it had been a Staid Lion --- even PETA would have been after you/ And had it been a stayed lion it would not have been realistic because
any
> lion you try to walk across is gonna get up bite your foot off.

NO, he is still grateful for the thorn I took out of its paw.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 15 Sep 2023 20:54 UTC

On Friday, September 15, 2023 at 3:36:27 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<faa29efc-6303-4378...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > It is a subterfuge to get the USPS back in the black I use a
> > > > > > > > > subterfuge
> > > > > > > > > to separate my lead from gold.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I got the last one available and took it for a spin.
> > > > > > did you do "walking the dog? “
> > > > > How long have you been sleeping on that line waiting to use it??? I was
> > > > > convicted of transporting gulls across a staid line for immortal
> > > > porpoises . Now if it had been a Staid Lion --- even PETA would have been after you/ And had it been a stayed lion it would not have been realistic because
> any
> > lion you try to walk across is gonna get up bite your foot off.
> NO, he is still grateful for the thorn I took out of its paw.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

John Cleeseis going to market a new ant bait, and he'll call it Amdro-Cleese.

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 by: Mike - Sat, 16 Sep 2023 09:16 UTC

On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<af1dd9f6-3f82-421f-a544-5f16a504b0c3n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I got the last one available and took it for a spin.
> > > > > > > did you do "walking the dog? “
> > > > > > How long have you been sleeping on that line waiting to use it??? I was
> > > > > > convicted of transporting gulls across a staid line for immortal
> > > > > porpoises . Now if it had been a Staid Lion --- even PETA would have
> > > > > been after you/ And had it been a stayed lion it would not have been
> > > > > realistic because
> > any
> > > lion you try to walk across is gonna get up bite your foot off.
> > NO, he is still grateful for the thorn I took out of its paw.
> John Cleeseis going to market a new ant bait, and he'll call it Amdro-Cleese.

He must really hate his aunt if he made it just for her

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 16 Sep 2023 13:19 UTC

On Saturday, September 16, 2023 at 4:16:14 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<af1dd9f6-3f82-421f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > I got the last one available and took it for a spin.
> > > > > > > > did you do "walking the dog? “
> > > > > > > How long have you been sleeping on that line waiting to use it??? I was
> > > > > > > convicted of transporting gulls across a staid line for immortal
> > > > > > porpoises . Now if it had been a Staid Lion --- even PETA would have
> > > > > > been after you/ And had it been a stayed lion it would not have been
> > > > > > realistic because
> > > any
> > > > lion you try to walk across is gonna get up bite your foot off.
> > > NO, he is still grateful for the thorn I took out of its paw.
> > John Cleeseis going to market a new ant bait, and he'll call it Amdro-Cleese.
> He must really hate his aunt if he made it just for her
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Do you know how to make antifreeze ?
you take away her pajamas (a nice new fresh joke)

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 by: Mike - Sun, 17 Sep 2023 08:29 UTC

On Sep 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f996ff2b-0fc5-48b0-a4d0-2acaadb8d1cdn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > porpoises . Now if it had been a Staid Lion --- even PETA would have
> > > > > > > been after you/ And had it been a stayed lion it would not have been
> > > > > > > realistic because
> > > > any
> > > > > lion you try to walk across is gonna get up bite your foot off.
> > > > NO, he is still grateful for the thorn I took out of its paw.
> > > John Cleeseis going to market a new ant bait, and he'll call it
> > > Amdro-Cleese.
> > He must really hate his aunt if he made it just for her
> Do you know how to make antifreeze ?
> you take away her pajamas (a nice new fresh joke)

Fresh enough to get your face slapped by your aunt

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 17 Sep 2023 13:01 UTC

On Sunday, September 17, 2023 at 3:29:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f996ff2b-0fc5-48b0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > porpoises . Now if it had been a Staid Lion --- even PETA would have
> > > > > > > > been after you/ And had it been a stayed lion it would not have been
> > > > > > > > realistic because
> > > > > any
> > > > > > lion you try to walk across is gonna get up bite your foot off.
> > > > > NO, he is still grateful for the thorn I took out of its paw.
> > > > John Cleeseis going to market a new ant bait, and he'll call it
> > > > Amdro-Cleese.
> > > He must really hate his aunt if he made it just for her
> > Do you know how to make antifreeze ?
> > you take away her pajamas (a nice new fresh joke)
> Fresh enough to get your face slapped by your aunt
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

ha! A tiny little thing like an ant slap my face ????
Shirley you jest. And don't call me Shirley.

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 by: Mike - Sun, 17 Sep 2023 15:49 UTC

On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<092b0d26-1095-4431-8c4c-b98a6ceb7bb3n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > NO, he is still grateful for the thorn I took out of its paw.
> > > > > John Cleeseis going to market a new ant bait, and he'll call it
> > > > > Amdro-Cleese.
> > > > He must really hate his aunt if he made it just for her
> > > Do you know how to make antifreeze ?
> > > you take away her pajamas (a nice new fresh joke)
> > Fresh enough to get your face slapped by your aunt
> ha! A tiny little thing like an ant slap my face ????
> Shirley you jest. And don't call me Shirley.

I will keep it up till you cry uncle

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 17 Sep 2023 23:42 UTC

On Sunday, September 17, 2023 at 10:49:28 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<092b0d26-1095-4431...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > NO, he is still grateful for the thorn I took out of its paw.
> > > > > > John Cleeseis going to market a new ant bait, and he'll call it
> > > > > > Amdro-Cleese.
> > > > > He must really hate his aunt if he made it just for her
> > > > Do you know how to make antifreeze ?
> > > > you take away her pajamas (a nice new fresh joke)
> > > Fresh enough to get your face slapped by your aunt
> > ha! A tiny little thing like an ant slap my face ????
> > Shirley you jest. And don't call me Shirley.
> I will keep it up till you cry uncle
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Do you mean the United Network Command for Law Enforcement?

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 by: Mike - Mon, 18 Sep 2023 09:05 UTC

On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4b9cc812-21a8-4316-a382-aad1291782f9n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Do you know how to make antifreeze ?
> > > > > you take away her pajamas (a nice new fresh joke)
> > > > Fresh enough to get your face slapped by your aunt
> > > ha! A tiny little thing like an ant slap my face ????
> > > Shirley you jest. And don't call me Shirley.
> > I will keep it up till you cry uncle
> Do you mean the United Network Command for Law Enforcement?

But that would mean K.A.O.S.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Monday, September 18, 2023 at 4:05:58 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4b9cc812-21a8-4316...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Do you know how to make antifreeze ?
> > > > > > you take away her pajamas (a nice new fresh joke)
> > > > > Fresh enough to get your face slapped by your aunt
> > > > ha! A tiny little thing like an ant slap my face ????
> > > > Shirley you jest. And don't call me Shirley.
> > > I will keep it up till you cry uncle
> > Do you mean the United Network Command for Law Enforcement?
> But that would mean K.A.O.S.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Ah yes, my first girlfriend , Kay Os.

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 by: Mike - Tue, 19 Sep 2023 07:47 UTC

On Sep 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<a8bd8c54-9c8a-436b-a100-dabc3cdff76en@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > Fresh enough to get your face slapped by your aunt
> > > > > ha! A tiny little thing like an ant slap my face ????
> > > > > Shirley you jest. And don't call me Shirley.
> > > > I will keep it up till you cry uncle
> > > Do you mean the United Network Command for Law Enforcement?
> > But that would mean K.A.O.S. Ah yes, my first girlfriend , Kay Os.

Was tis the one that was constantly in and out of the hospital
with a case of Thrush???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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 by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 19 Sep 2023 20:29 UTC

On Tuesday, September 19, 2023 at 2:47:22 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Sep 18, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<a8bd8c54-9c8a-436b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Fresh enough to get your face slapped by your aunt
> > > > > > ha! A tiny little thing like an ant slap my face ????
> > > > > > Shirley you jest. And don't call me Shirley.
> > > > > I will keep it up till you cry uncle
> > > > Do you mean the United Network Command for Law Enforcement?
> > > But that would mean K.A.O.S. Ah yes, my first girlfriend , Kay Os.
>
> Was tis the one that was constantly in and out of the hospital
> with a case of Thrush???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She had a strip act where thrushes would fly in and carry off her clothing.


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