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by: Mike - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 07:17 UTC

On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<cc2c70ef-6a48-473f-b3ee-acb57fde6e98n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I welcome Death since it gets me out of here.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Also, I never knew that if you cross your fingers behind your back that
> > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > that you're lying. Wow, you learn something every day.
> > > > > > I have run into too many cross people in my life--- and it has really
> > > > > > run
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > my insurance premiums
> > > > > I have run into only one cross person in my entire life, and that's my
> > > > > Savior, Jesus Christ.
> > > > That should teach you not to drink and drive.
> > >
> > > Darlene likes it when I make love to her holding a whiskey and Coke in one
> > > hand and driving with ----well , you know what.
> > And her riding the gear shift ???
>
> Once I dated all four of the Gear sisters: Emily, Felicity, Loretta, and Mary
> . They wanted to try something new and have all of us make it in the backseat
> of my car, and they demanded protection . I got rubber in all four Gears.

I ave heard of gear heads and giving head, but in combination????

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 23 Apr 2023 14:48 UTC

On Sunday, April 23, 2023 at 6:36:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<20fd4161-9286-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > it would be just like you know when I'm brought before a judge on murder
> > > > > charges, and it doesn't work when I tell her " judge not, and ye shall not
> > > > > be judged, that's right out of your Bible", so when she demands the trial
> > > > > proceed , my defense will be "But your honor , I was just working on the
> > > > > overpopulation problem."
> > > >
> > > > I promise from now on, I will give up my long, idiotic diatribes in favor
> > > > of
> > > > short little answers, like you do, which actually contain a pun. Thank you.
> > > And those closed fingers behind your back???
> >
> > I welcome Death since it gets me out of here.
> >
> > Also, I never knew that if you cross your fingers behind your back that means
> > that you're lying. Wow, you learn something every day.
> I have run into too many cross people in my life--- and it has really run up
> my insurance premiums
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have run into only one cross person in my entire life, and that's my Savior, Jesus Christ.

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by: Mike - Sun, 23 Apr 2023 15:32 UTC

On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<36163b04-462f-4b89-8084-4ac9ddda4787n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 23, 2023 at 6:36:47 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 22, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<20fd4161-9286-48a1...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > it would be just like you know when I'm brought before a judge on murder
> > > > > > charges, and it doesn't work when I tell her " judge not, and ye shall
> > > > > > not
> > > > > > be judged, that's right out of your Bible", so when she demands the
> > > > > > trial
> > > > > > proceed , my defense will be "But your honor , I was just working on the
> > > > > > overpopulation problem."
> > > > >
> > > > > I promise from now on, I will give up my long, idiotic diatribes in favor
> > > > > of
> > > > > short little answers, like you do, which actually contain a pun. Thank
> > > > > you.
> > > > And those closed fingers behind your back???
> > >
> > > I welcome Death since it gets me out of here.
> > >
> > > Also, I never knew that if you cross your fingers behind your back that
> > > means
> > > that you're lying. Wow, you learn something every day.
> > I have run into too many cross people in my life--- and it has really run up
> > my insurance premiums
> I have run into only one cross person in my entire life, and that's my
> Savior, Jesus Christ.

That should teach you not to drink and drive.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 13:35 UTC

On Monday, April 24, 2023 at 2:17:20 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 23, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<cc2c70ef-6a48-473f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I welcome Death since it gets me out of here.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Also, I never knew that if you cross your fingers behind your back that
> > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > that you're lying. Wow, you learn something every day.
> > > > > > > I have run into too many cross people in my life--- and it has really
> > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > my insurance premiums
> > > > > > I have run into only one cross person in my entire life, and that's my
> > > > > > Savior, Jesus Christ.
> > > > > That should teach you not to drink and drive.
> > > >
> > > > Darlene likes it when I make love to her holding a whiskey and Coke in one
> > > > hand and driving with ----well , you know what.
> > > And her riding the gear shift ???
> >
> > Once I dated all four of the Gear sisters: Emily, Felicity, Loretta, and Mary
> > . They wanted to try something new and have all of us make it in the backseat
> > of my car, and they demanded protection . I got rubber in all four Gears.
> I ave heard of gear heads and giving head, but in combination????
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Didnt John the Baptist give head to Bathsheba or whoever that was?

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by: Mike - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 18:55 UTC

On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fbb290fe-fac3-4ac9-a736-1d74038e25d9n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > I welcome Death since it gets me out of here.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Also, I never knew that if you cross your fingers behind your back
> > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > that you're lying. Wow, you learn something every day.
> > > > > > > > I have run into too many cross people in my life--- and it has really
> > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > my insurance premiums
> > > > > > > I have run into only one cross person in my entire life, and that's my
> > > > > > > Savior, Jesus Christ.
> > > > > > That should teach you not to drink and drive.
> > > > >
> > > > > Darlene likes it when I make love to her holding a whiskey and Coke in
> > > > > one
> > > > > hand and driving with ----well , you know what.
> > > > And her riding the gear shift ???
> > >
> > > Once I dated all four of the Gear sisters: Emily, Felicity, Loretta, and
> > > Mary
> > > . They wanted to try something new and have all of us make it in the
> > > backseat
> > > of my car, and they demanded protection . I got rubber in all four Gears.
> > I ave heard of gear heads and giving head, but in combination????
>
> Didnt John the Baptist give head to Bathsheba or whoever that was?

A biblical warning, never loose your head over some woman -- it could be
fatal.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 20:07 UTC

On Monday, April 24, 2023 at 1:55:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fbb290fe-fac3-4ac9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > I welcome Death since it gets me out of here.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Also, I never knew that if you cross your fingers behind your back
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > means
> > > > > > > > > > that you're lying. Wow, you learn something every day.
> > > > > > > > > I have run into too many cross people in my life--- and it has really
> > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > my insurance premiums
> > > > > > > > I have run into only one cross person in my entire life, and that's my
> > > > > > > > Savior, Jesus Christ.
> > > > > > > That should teach you not to drink and drive.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Darlene likes it when I make love to her holding a whiskey and Coke in
> > > > > > one
> > > > > > hand and driving with ----well , you know what.
> > > > > And her riding the gear shift ???
> > > >
> > > > Once I dated all four of the Gear sisters: Emily, Felicity, Loretta, and
> > > > Mary
> > > > . They wanted to try something new and have all of us make it in the
> > > > backseat
> > > > of my car, and they demanded protection . I got rubber in all four Gears.
> > > I ave heard of gear heads and giving head, but in combination????
> >
> > Didnt John the Baptist give head to Bathsheba or whoever that was?
> A biblical warning, never loose your head over some woman -- it could be
> fatal.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I was wrong , her name was Salami.

And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform cunnilingus very well?

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by: Mike - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 08:15 UTC

On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > I have run into too many cross people in my life--- and it has
> > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > my insurance premiums
> > > > > > > > > I have run into only one cross person in my entire life, and that's
> > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > Savior, Jesus Christ.
> > > > > > > > That should teach you not to drink and drive.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Darlene likes it when I make love to her holding a whiskey and Coke in
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > hand and driving with ----well , you know what.
> > > > > > And her riding the gear shift ???
> > > > >
> > > > > Once I dated all four of the Gear sisters: Emily, Felicity, Loretta, and
> > > > > Mary
> > > > > . They wanted to try something new and have all of us make it in the
> > > > > backseat
> > > > > of my car, and they demanded protection . I got rubber in all four Gears.
> > > > I ave heard of gear heads and giving head, but in combination????
> > >
> > > Didnt John the Baptist give head to Bathsheba or whoever that was?
> > A biblical warning, never loose your head over some woman -- it could be
> > fatal.
>
> I was wrong , her name was Salami.
>
> And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> cunnilingus very well?

Make a mistake, you have to take your licks

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 13:44 UTC

On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 3:15:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<62643134-064e-4f2b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > I have run into too many cross people in my life--- and it has
> > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > my insurance premiums
> > > > > > > > > > I have run into only one cross person in my entire life, and that's
> > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > Savior, Jesus Christ.
> > > > > > > > > That should teach you not to drink and drive.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Darlene likes it when I make love to her holding a whiskey and Coke in
> > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > hand and driving with ----well , you know what.
> > > > > > > And her riding the gear shift ???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Once I dated all four of the Gear sisters: Emily, Felicity, Loretta, and
> > > > > > Mary
> > > > > > . They wanted to try something new and have all of us make it in the
> > > > > > backseat
> > > > > > of my car, and they demanded protection . I got rubber in all four Gears.
> > > > > I ave heard of gear heads and giving head, but in combination????
> > > >
> > > > Didnt John the Baptist give head to Bathsheba or whoever that was?
> > > A biblical warning, never loose your head over some woman -- it could be
> > > fatal.
> >
> > I was wrong , her name was Salami.
> >
> > And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> > cunnilingus very well?
> Make a mistake, you have to take your licks
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 15:46 UTC

On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<006f565d-8125-4c06-9dfd-05ee4d3a89fbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 3:15:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<62643134-064e-4f2b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > I have run into too many cross people in my life--- and it has
> > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > my insurance premiums
> > > > > > > > > > > I have run into only one cross person in my entire life, and that's
> > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > Savior, Jesus Christ.
> > > > > > > > > > That should teach you not to drink and drive.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Darlene likes it when I make love to her holding a whiskey and Coke
> > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > hand and driving with ----well , you know what.
> > > > > > > > And her riding the gear shift ???
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Once I dated all four of the Gear sisters: Emily, Felicity, Loretta,
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > Mary
> > > > > > > . They wanted to try something new and have all of us make it in the
> > > > > > > backseat
> > > > > > > of my car, and they demanded protection . I got rubber in all four
> > > > > > > Gears.
> > > > > > I ave heard of gear heads and giving head, but in combination????
> > > > >
> > > > > Didnt John the Baptist give head to Bathsheba or whoever that was?
> > > > A biblical warning, never loose your head over some woman -- it could be
> > > > fatal.
> > >
> > > I was wrong , her name was Salami.
> > >
> > > And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> > > cunnilingus very well?
> > Make a mistake, you have to take your licks
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Take them where?

He asked tongue in ------ cheek???

Michael LeVine
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diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 04:17 UTC

On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 10:46:50 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<006f565d-8125-4c06...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 25, 2023 at 3:15:18 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 24, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<62643134-064e-4f2b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I have run into too many cross people in my life--- and it has
> > > > > > > > > > > > > really
> > > > > > > > > > > > > run
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my insurance premiums
> > > > > > > > > > > > I have run into only one cross person in my entire life, and that's
> > > > > > > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > > > > Savior, Jesus Christ.
> > > > > > > > > > > That should teach you not to drink and drive.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Darlene likes it when I make love to her holding a whiskey and Coke
> > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > > > > hand and driving with ----well , you know what.
> > > > > > > > > And her riding the gear shift ???
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Once I dated all four of the Gear sisters: Emily, Felicity, Loretta,
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > Mary
> > > > > > > > . They wanted to try something new and have all of us make it in the
> > > > > > > > backseat
> > > > > > > > of my car, and they demanded protection . I got rubber in all four
> > > > > > > > Gears.
> > > > > > > I ave heard of gear heads and giving head, but in combination????
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Didnt John the Baptist give head to Bathsheba or whoever that was?
> > > > > A biblical warning, never loose your head over some woman -- it could be
> > > > > fatal.
> > > >
> > > > I was wrong , her name was Salami.
> > > >
> > > > And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> > > > cunnilingus very well?
> > > Make a mistake, you have to take your licks
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Take them where?
> He asked tongue in ------ cheek???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

No anilingus allowed here.

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by: Mike - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 10:23 UTC

On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> > > > > cunnilingus very well?
> > > > Make a mistake, you have to take your licks
> > >
> > > Take them where?
> > He asked tongue in ------ cheek???
>
> No anilingus allowed here.

Are you telling me to butt out of this conmversation??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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diagnosing it incorrectly,
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Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 13:42 UTC

On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 5:23:35 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 25, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d663006c-1401-42f2...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> > > > > > cunnilingus very well?
> > > > > Make a mistake, you have to take your licks
> > > >
> > > > Take them where?
> > > He asked tongue in ------ cheek???
> >
> > No anilingus allowed here.
>
> Are you telling me to butt out of this conmversation??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes, and smoke a cigarette while you're doing it.

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by: Mike - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 14:53 UTC

On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2ad4ac94-fe00-41f9-85d7-c036a2b46495n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> > > > > > > cunnilingus very well?
> > > > > > Make a mistake, you have to take your licks
> > > > >
> > > > > Take them where?
> > > > He asked tongue in ------ cheek???
> > >
> > > No anilingus allowed here.
> >
> > Are you telling me to butt out of this conmversation??
>
> yes, and smoke a cigarette while you're doing it.

I do not indulge in cough - in nails.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 17:13 UTC

On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 9:53:32 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2ad4ac94-fe00-41f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> > > > > > > > cunnilingus very well?
> > > > > > > Make a mistake, you have to take your licks
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Take them where?
> > > > > He asked tongue in ------ cheek???
> > > >
> > > > No anilingus allowed here.
> > >
> > > Are you telling me to butt out of this conmversation??
> >
> > yes, and smoke a cigarette while you're doing it.
> I do not indulge in cough - in nails.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

so what do they do after you crawl in; glue the lid shut?

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by: Mike - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 19:15 UTC

On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0e17d2a1-c826-420c-bcf4-b518cf014d63n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> > > > > > > > > cunnilingus very well?
> > > > > > > > Make a mistake, you have to take your licks
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Take them where?
> > > > > > He asked tongue in ------ cheek???
> > > > >
> > > > > No anilingus allowed here.
> > > >
> > > > Are you telling me to butt out of this conmversation??
> > >
> > > yes, and smoke a cigarette while you're doing it.
> > I do not indulge in cough - in nails. so what do they do after you crawl in; glue the lid shut?

Now THAT IS kinky

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 27 Apr 2023 03:34 UTC

On Wednesday, April 26, 2023 at 2:15:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0e17d2a1-c826-420c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> > > > > > > > > > cunnilingus very well?
> > > > > > > > > Make a mistake, you have to take your licks
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Take them where?
> > > > > > > He asked tongue in ------ cheek???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No anilingus allowed here.
> > > > >
> > > > > Are you telling me to butt out of this conmversation??
> > > >
> > > > yes, and smoke a cigarette while you're doing it.
> > > I do not indulge in cough - in nails. so what do they do after you crawl in; glue the lid shut?
>
> Now THAT IS kinky
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I didn't mean to say crawled in I meant to say after they toss you in.
do you think that if they left someone's watch on the corpse would he or she get bothered by the hourly chime?

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by: Mike - Thu, 27 Apr 2023 10:04 UTC

On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<55d9a746-1faa-4206-a3e9-892835840b83n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> > > > > > > > > > > cunnilingus very well?
> > > > > > > > > > Make a mistake, you have to take your licks
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Take them where?
> > > > > > > > He asked tongue in ------ cheek???
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No anilingus allowed here.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Are you telling me to butt out of this conmversation??
> > > > >
> > > > > yes, and smoke a cigarette while you're doing it.
> > > > I do not indulge in cough - in nails. so what do they do after you crawl
> > > > in; glue the lid shut?
> >
> > Now THAT IS kinky
> I didn't mean to say crawled in I meant to say after they toss you in.
> do you think that if they left someone's watch on the corpse would he or she
> get bothered by the hourly chime?

That remains to be seen --- or heard,,,,

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 27 Apr 2023 15:37 UTC

On Thursday, April 27, 2023 at 5:04:34 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 26, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<55d9a746-1faa-4206...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > And didn't she know that a severed head wouldn't be able to perform
> > > > > > > > > > > > cunnilingus very well?
> > > > > > > > > > > Make a mistake, you have to take your licks
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Take them where?
> > > > > > > > > He asked tongue in ------ cheek???
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > No anilingus allowed here.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Are you telling me to butt out of this conmversation??
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes, and smoke a cigarette while you're doing it.
> > > > > I do not indulge in cough - in nails. so what do they do after you crawl
> > > > > in; glue the lid shut?
> > >
> > > Now THAT IS kinky
> > I didn't mean to say crawled in I meant to say after they toss you in.
> > do you think that if they left someone's watch on the corpse would he or she
> > get bothered by the hourly chime?
> That remains to be seen --- or heard,,,,
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

my aunt Matilda died. They got her all embalmed and everything and put in a coffin but they couldn't find a gravesite for her so they just put her in one of my back rooms here standing up in the corner and finally I got tired of it and I told the rest of the family she's remaining here too long.

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by: Mike - Thu, 27 Apr 2023 18:08 UTC

On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> > > > > > > > > > > Take them where?
> > > > > > > > > > He asked tongue in ------ cheek???
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > No anilingus allowed here.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Are you telling me to butt out of this conmversation??
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > yes, and smoke a cigarette while you're doing it.
> > > > > > I do not indulge in cough - in nails. so what do they do after you crawl
> > > > > > in; glue the lid shut?
> > > >
> > > > Now THAT IS kinky
> > > I didn't mean to say crawled in I meant to say after they toss you in.
> > > do you think that if they left someone's watch on the corpse would he or
> > > she
> > > get bothered by the hourly chime?
> > That remains to be seen --- or heard,,,,
>
> my aunt Matilda died. They got her all embalmed and everything and put in a
> coffin but they couldn't find a gravesite for her so they just put her in one
> of my back rooms here standing up in the corner and finally I got tired of it
> and I told the rest of the family she's remaining here too long.

These are modern times, its time she came out of the closet

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 27 Apr 2023 20:11 UTC

On Thursday, April 27, 2023 at 1:08:11 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7ab96be9-888c-433b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > Take them where?
> > > > > > > > > > > He asked tongue in ------ cheek???
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > No anilingus allowed here.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Are you telling me to butt out of this conmversation??
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > yes, and smoke a cigarette while you're doing it.
> > > > > > > I do not indulge in cough - in nails. so what do they do after you crawl
> > > > > > > in; glue the lid shut?
> > > > >
> > > > > Now THAT IS kinky
> > > > I didn't mean to say crawled in I meant to say after they toss you in.
> > > > do you think that if they left someone's watch on the corpse would he or
> > > > she
> > > > get bothered by the hourly chime?
> > > That remains to be seen --- or heard,,,,
> >
> > my aunt Matilda died. They got her all embalmed and everything and put in a
> > coffin but they couldn't find a gravesite for her so they just put her in one
> > of my back rooms here standing up in the corner and finally I got tired of it
> > and I told the rest of the family she's remaining here too long.
> These are modern times, its time she came out of the closet
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She did come out of the closet. She saw her shadow and went back in to wait out the six weeks of winter.

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by: Mike - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 09:21 UTC

On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6776d9b4-d56c-4625-8e37-f1d5e24f6562n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Now THAT IS kinky
> > > > > I didn't mean to say crawled in I meant to say after they toss you in.
> > > > > do you think that if they left someone's watch on the corpse would he or
> > > > > she
> > > > > get bothered by the hourly chime?
> > > > That remains to be seen --- or heard,,,,
> > >
> > > my aunt Matilda died. They got her all embalmed and everything and put in a
> > > coffin but they couldn't find a gravesite for her so they just put her in
> > > one
> > > of my back rooms here standing up in the corner and finally I got tired of
> > > it
> > > and I told the rest of the family she's remaining here too long.
> > These are modern times, its time she came out of the closet
>
> She did come out of the closet. She saw her shadow and went back in to wait
> out the six weeks of winter.

I take umbra with that claim.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 14:40 UTC

On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 4:21:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6776d9b4-d56c-4625...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Now THAT IS kinky
> > > > > > I didn't mean to say crawled in I meant to say after they toss you in.
> > > > > > do you think that if they left someone's watch on the corpse would he or
> > > > > > she
> > > > > > get bothered by the hourly chime?
> > > > > That remains to be seen --- or heard,,,,
> > > >
> > > > my aunt Matilda died. They got her all embalmed and everything and put in a
> > > > coffin but they couldn't find a gravesite for her so they just put her in
> > > > one
> > > > of my back rooms here standing up in the corner and finally I got tired of
> > > > it
> > > > and I told the rest of the family she's remaining here too long.
> > > These are modern times, its time she came out of the closet
> >
> > She did come out of the closet. She saw her shadow and went back in to wait
> > out the six weeks of winter.
> I take umbra with that claim.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

that's right. Are you coming to Texas for the eclipses coming up?

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by: Mike - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 18:10 UTC

On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<352ef1a0-12cb-4b11-b8c1-8650f4341e1dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 4:21:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6776d9b4-d56c-4625...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > Now THAT IS kinky
> > > > > > > I didn't mean to say crawled in I meant to say after they toss you in.
> > > > > > > do you think that if they left someone's watch on the corpse would he
> > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > get bothered by the hourly chime?
> > > > > > That remains to be seen --- or heard,,,,
> > > > >
> > > > > my aunt Matilda died. They got her all embalmed and everything and put
> > > > > in a
> > > > > coffin but they couldn't find a gravesite for her so they just put her in
> > > > > one
> > > > > of my back rooms here standing up in the corner and finally I got tired
> > > > > of
> > > > > it
> > > > > and I told the rest of the family she's remaining here too long.
> > > > These are modern times, its time she came out of the closet
> > >
> > > She did come out of the closet. She saw her shadow and went back in to wait
> > > out the six weeks of winter.
> > I take umbra with that claim.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> that's right. Are you coming to Texas for the eclipses coming up?

I prefer leaving you in the dark --- it gives me an advantage

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 28 Apr 2023 19:00 UTC

On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 1:10:24 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<352ef1a0-12cb-4b11...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 4:21:17 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 27, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6776d9b4-d56c-4625...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > Now THAT IS kinky
> > > > > > > > I didn't mean to say crawled in I meant to say after they toss you in.
> > > > > > > > do you think that if they left someone's watch on the corpse would he
> > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > get bothered by the hourly chime?
> > > > > > > That remains to be seen --- or heard,,,,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > my aunt Matilda died. They got her all embalmed and everything and put
> > > > > > in a
> > > > > > coffin but they couldn't find a gravesite for her so they just put her in
> > > > > > one
> > > > > > of my back rooms here standing up in the corner and finally I got tired
> > > > > > of
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > and I told the rest of the family she's remaining here too long..
> > > > > These are modern times, its time she came out of the closet
> > > >
> > > > She did come out of the closet. She saw her shadow and went back in to wait
> > > > out the six weeks of winter.
> > > I take umbra with that claim.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > that's right. Are you coming to Texas for the eclipses coming up?
> I prefer leaving you in the dark --- it gives me an advantage
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

But that just leaves me in the dark for two or three minutes ; how are you going to achieve that the rest of the time?

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by: Mike - Sat, 29 Apr 2023 09:52 UTC

On Apr 28, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2daf0af3-2692-46eb-8d13-f6fe50ab9d82n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > Now THAT IS kinky
> > > > > > > > > I didn't mean to say crawled in I meant to say after they toss you
> > > > > > > > > in.
> > > > > > > > > do you think that if they left someone's watch on the corpse would he
> > > > > > > > > or
> > > > > > > > > she
> > > > > > > > > get bothered by the hourly chime?
> > > > > > > > That remains to be seen --- or heard,,,,
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > my aunt Matilda died. They got her all embalmed and everything and put
> > > > > > > in a
> > > > > > > coffin but they couldn't find a gravesite for her so they just put her
> > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > one
> > > > > > > of my back rooms here standing up in the corner and finally I got tired
> > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > and I told the rest of the family she's remaining here too long.
> > > > > > These are modern times, its time she came out of the closet
> > > > >
> > > > > She did come out of the closet. She saw her shadow and went back in to
> > > > > wait
> > > > > out the six weeks of winter.
> > > > I take umbra with that claim.
> > > that's right. Are you coming to Texas for the eclipses coming up?
> > I prefer leaving you in the dark --- it gives me an advantage
>
> But that just leaves me in the dark for two or three minutes ; how are you
> going to achieve that the rest of the time?

Thats all the time I need.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Re: ?????????????????????????????????867689????????? ??????/????????????/??????	Mike
Re: 松山貝斯特旅店找小姐賴867689松山外	Don Stockbauer
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Re: ?????????????????????????????????867689????????? ??????/????????????/??????	Mike
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