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台南外約到府ღ賴ID：867689雲熙外約茶莊ღ台南找茶
因9月大量葛格湧進邀約詢問
本月超強大優惠大陣容錯過可惜!!
當天提前預約指定妹妹,立即享優惠❶⓿⓿⓿
全台超強兼差妹陣容【地表最強】
全年無休只要您有空有想解壓我們都在
男人外/送天堂A級茶/莊/極致誘惑
{用心經營/安全可靠/質量最優}
☆新/茶第一正妹集中營市場約不到的好茶☆
上百名兼職靚妹,等待哥哥們的邀約
☑戀人般の互動☑每天換新咩☑物超所值
不亂推妹,只推薦客評佳的外/約妹妹給您
想外/約就找作風最大膽敢玩的外/送/茶/莊
姿勢挑戰100%讓您享受慾海的最高點
▁▂▄外送/茶/叫/小/姐▄溼/速正咩熱映上市▄▂▁
萌系女孩←→甜美可愛❉櫻桃小嘴❉害羞嬌嫩
淫蕩少婦←→敢玩敢秀❉決不冷場❉火辣妖艷
小模網拍←→身材火辣❉嫵媚妖豔❉高挑長腿
火辣護士←→服務親切❉唇紅齒白❉外型亮麗
▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬
┌──┐ 格調高檔✿
│男人├╮ 品質保証✿
│天堂├ 精選A級貨✿
╰──╯ ╰──────╯
服務時間:12:00-03:00
歡迎加LINE：867689諮詢當日優質茶
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★雲熙幸福外/約/茶/莊★
★全/套服務★洗澡★口/交★愛愛★
★外/約地點☆旅館 ★飯店 ★商旅★
★汽旅★酒店★住家(安全無負擔)
★服務時間☆12:00-03:00
★服務地區☆
台北外/送/茶✦桃園外/送/茶✦新竹外/送/茶
嘉義外/送/茶✦台中外/送/茶✦宜蘭外/送/茶
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台南外/送/茶✦花蓮外/送/茶✦雲林外/送/茶

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On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊 wrote:
> 台南外約到府ღ賴ID：867689雲熙外約茶莊ღ台南找茶
> 因9月大量葛格湧進邀約詢問
> 本月超強大優惠大陣容錯過可惜!!
> 當天提前預約指定妹妹,立即享優惠❶⓿⓿⓿
> 全台超強兼差妹陣容【地表最強】
> 全年無休只要您有空有想解壓我們都在
> 男人外/送天堂A級茶/莊/極致誘惑
> {用心經營/安全可靠/質量最優}
> ☆新/茶第一正妹集中營市場約不到的好茶☆
> 上百名兼職靚妹,等待哥哥們的邀約
> ☑戀人般の互動☑每天換新咩☑物超所值
> 不亂推妹,只推薦客評佳的外/約妹妹給您
> 想外/約就找作風最大膽敢玩的外/送/茶/莊
> 姿勢挑戰100%讓您享受慾海的最高點
> ▁▂▄外送/茶/叫/小/姐▄溼/速正咩熱映上市▄▂▁
> 萌系女孩←→甜美可愛❉櫻桃小嘴❉害羞嬌嫩
> 淫蕩少婦←→敢玩敢秀❉決不冷場❉火辣妖艷
> 小模網拍←→身材火辣❉嫵媚妖豔❉高挑長腿
> 火辣護士←→服務親切❉唇紅齒白❉外型亮麗
> ▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬
> ┌──┐ 格調高檔✿
> │男人├╮ 品質保証✿
> │天堂├ 精選A級貨✿
> ╰──╯ ╰──────╯
> 服務時間:12:00-03:00
> 歡迎加LINE：867689諮詢當日優質茶
> ▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬
> ★雲熙幸福外/約/茶/莊★
> ★全/套服務★洗澡★口/交★愛愛★
> ★外/約地點☆旅館 ★飯店 ★商旅★
> ★汽旅★酒店★住家(安全無負擔)
> ★服務時間☆12:00-03:00
> ★服務地區☆
> 台北外/送/茶✦桃園外/送/茶✦新竹外/送/茶
> 嘉義外/送/茶✦台中外/送/茶✦宜蘭外/送/茶
> 彰化外/送/茶✦南投外/送/茶✦高雄外/送/茶
> 台南外/送/茶✦花蓮外/送/茶✦雲林外/送/茶

Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert sand.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 6 Apr 2023 19:30 UTC

On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊 wrote:
> > 台南外約到府ღ賴ID：867689雲熙外約茶莊ღ台南找茶
> > 因9月大量葛格湧進邀約詢問
> > 本月超強大優惠大陣容錯過可惜!!
> > 當天提前預約指定妹妹,立即享優惠❶⓿⓿⓿
> > 全台超強兼差妹陣容【地表最強】
> > 全年無休只要您有空有想解壓我們都在
> > 男人外/送天堂A級茶/莊/極致誘惑
> > {用心經營/安全可靠/質量最優}
> > ☆新/茶第一正妹集中營市場約不到的好茶☆
> > 上百名兼職靚妹,等待哥哥們的邀約
> > ☑戀人般の互動☑每天換新咩☑物超所值
> > 不亂推妹,只推薦客評佳的外/約妹妹給您
> > 想外/約就找作風最大膽敢玩的外/送/茶/莊
> > 姿勢挑戰100%讓您享受慾海的最高點
> > ▁▂▄外送/茶/叫/小/姐▄溼/速正咩熱映上市▄▂▁
> > 萌系女孩←→甜美可愛❉櫻桃小嘴❉害羞嬌嫩
> > 淫蕩少婦←→敢玩敢秀❉決不冷場❉火辣妖艷
> > 小模網拍←→身材火辣❉嫵媚妖豔❉高挑長腿
> > 火辣護士←→服務親切❉唇紅齒白❉外型亮麗
> > ▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬
> > ┌──┐ 格調高檔✿
> > │男人├╮ 品質保証✿
> > │天堂├ 精選A級貨✿
> > ╰──╯ ╰──────╯
> > 服務時間:12:00-03:00
> > 歡迎加LINE：867689諮詢當日優質茶
> > ▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬
> > ★雲熙幸福外/約/茶/莊★
> > ★全/套服務★洗澡★口/交★愛愛★
> > ★外/約地點☆旅館 ★飯店 ★商旅★
> > ★汽旅★酒店★住家(安全無負擔)
> > ★服務時間☆12:00-03:00
> > ★服務地區☆
> > 台北外/送/茶✦桃園外/送/茶✦新竹外/送/茶
> > 嘉義外/送/茶✦台中外/送/茶✦宜蘭外/送/茶
> > 彰化外/送/茶✦南投外/送/茶✦高雄外/送/茶
> > 台南外/送/茶✦花蓮外/送/茶✦雲林外/送/茶
> Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert sand.

Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it tangled up in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to control this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in the noonday Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.

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by: Mike - Thu, 6 Apr 2023 21:04 UTC

On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9-ac29-a56634c273a9n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊 wrote:
> > > 台南外約到府ღ賴ID：867689雲熙外約茶莊ღ台南找茶
> > > 因9月大量葛格湧進邀約詢問
> > > 本月超強大優惠大陣容錯過可惜!!
> > > 當天提前預約指定妹妹,立即享優惠❶⓿⓿⓿
> > > 全台超強兼差妹陣容【地表最強】
> > > 全年無休只要您有空有想解壓我們都在
> > > 男人外/送天堂A級茶/莊/極致誘惑
> > > {用心經營/安全可靠/質量最優}
> > > ☆新/茶第一正妹集中營市場約不到的好茶☆
> > > 上百名兼職靚妹,等待哥哥們的邀約
> > > ☑戀人般の互動☑每天換新咩☑物超所值
> > > 不亂推妹,只推薦客評佳的外/約妹妹給您
> > > 想外/約就找作風最大膽敢玩的外/送/茶/莊
> > > 姿勢挑戰100%讓您享受慾海的最高點
> > > ▁▂▄外送/茶/叫/小/姐▄溼/速正咩熱映上市▄▂▁
> > > 萌系女孩←→甜美可愛❉櫻桃小嘴❉害羞嬌嫩
> > > 淫蕩少婦←→敢玩敢秀❉決不冷場❉火辣妖艷
> > > 小模網拍←→身材火辣❉嫵媚妖豔❉高挑長腿
> > > 火辣護士←→服務親切❉唇紅齒白❉外型亮麗
> > > ▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬
> > > ┌──┐ 格調高檔✿
> > > │男人├╮ 品質保証✿
> > > │天堂├ 精選A級貨✿
> > > ╰──╯ ╰──────╯
> > > 服務時間:12:00-03:00
> > > 歡迎加LINE：867689諮詢當日優質茶
> > > ▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬
> > > ★雲熙幸福外/約/茶/莊★
> > > ★全/套服務★洗澡★口/交★愛愛★
> > > ★外/約地點☆旅館 ★飯店 ★商旅★
> > > ★汽旅★酒店★住家(安全無負擔)
> > > ★服務時間☆12:00-03:00
> > > ★服務地區☆
> > > 台北外/送/茶✦桃園外/送/茶✦新竹外/送/茶
> > > 嘉義外/送/茶✦台中外/送/茶✦宜蘭外/送/茶
> > > 彰化外/送/茶✦南投外/送/茶✦高雄外/送/茶
> > > 台南外/送/茶✦花蓮外/送/茶✦雲林外/送/茶
> > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert sand.
>
> Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it tangled up
> in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to control
> this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in the noonday
> Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.

That accounts for the fowl smell

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 6 Apr 2023 23:26 UTC

On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊 wrote:
> > > > 台南外約到府ღ賴ID：867689雲熙外約茶莊ღ台南找茶
> > > > 因9月大量葛格湧進邀約詢問
> > > > 本月超強大優惠大陣容錯過可惜!!
> > > > 當天提前預約指定妹妹,立即享優惠❶⓿⓿⓿
> > > > 全台超強兼差妹陣容【地表最強】
> > > > 全年無休只要您有空有想解壓我們都在
> > > > 男人外/送天堂A級茶/莊/極致誘惑
> > > > {用心經營/安全可靠/質量最優}
> > > > ☆新/茶第一正妹集中營市場約不到的好茶☆
> > > > 上百名兼職靚妹,等待哥哥們的邀約
> > > > ☑戀人般の互動☑每天換新咩☑物超所值
> > > > 不亂推妹,只推薦客評佳的外/約妹妹給您
> > > > 想外/約就找作風最大膽敢玩的外/送/茶/莊
> > > > 姿勢挑戰100%讓您享受慾海的最高點
> > > > ▁▂▄外送/茶/叫/小/姐▄溼/速正咩熱映上市▄▂▁
> > > > 萌系女孩←→甜美可愛❉櫻桃小嘴❉害羞嬌嫩
> > > > 淫蕩少婦←→敢玩敢秀❉決不冷場❉火辣妖艷
> > > > 小模網拍←→身材火辣❉嫵媚妖豔❉高挑長腿
> > > > 火辣護士←→服務親切❉唇紅齒白❉外型亮麗
> > > > ▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬
> > > > ┌──┐ 格調高檔✿
> > > > │男人├╮ 品質保証✿
> > > > │天堂├ 精選A級貨✿
> > > > ╰──╯ ╰──────╯
> > > > 服務時間:12:00-03:00
> > > > 歡迎加LINE：867689諮詢當日優質茶
> > > > ▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬
> > > > ★雲熙幸福外/約/茶/莊★
> > > > ★全/套服務★洗澡★口/交★愛愛★
> > > > ★外/約地點☆旅館 ★飯店 ★商旅★
> > > > ★汽旅★酒店★住家(安全無負擔)
> > > > ★服務時間☆12:00-03:00
> > > > ★服務地區☆
> > > > 台北外/送/茶✦桃園外/送/茶✦新竹外/送/茶
> > > > 嘉義外/送/茶✦台中外/送/茶✦宜蘭外/送/茶
> > > > 彰化外/送/茶✦南投外/送/茶✦高雄外/送/茶
> > > > 台南外/送/茶✦花蓮外/送/茶✦雲林外/送/茶
> > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert sand.
> >
> > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it tangled up
> > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to control
> > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in the noonday
> > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> That accounts for the fowl smell
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities of Various Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl smell.

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by: Mike - Fri, 7 Apr 2023 06:23 UTC

On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa-83a1-7556088c6793n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊 wrote:
> > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert sand.
> > >
> > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it tangled
> > > up
> > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to control
> > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in the
> > > noonday
> > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > That accounts for the fowl smell
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities of Various
> Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl smell.

And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 7 Apr 2023 13:05 UTC

On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊 wrote:
> > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert sand.
> > > >
> > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it tangled
> > > > up
> > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to control
> > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in the
> > > > noonday
> > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities of Various
> > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl smell.
> And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she always had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had this ribbon around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They got a scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

A true story.

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by: Mike - Fri, 7 Apr 2023 21:13 UTC

On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92-8be4-4c3c9a5b2712n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊 wrote:
> > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert sand.
> > > > >
> > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it tangled
> > > > > up
> > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to
> > > > > control
> > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in the
> > > > > noonday
> > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities of
> > > Various
> > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl smell.
> > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she always
> had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had this ribbon
> around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They got a
> scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> A true story.

And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 8 Apr 2023 02:36 UTC

On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 4:13:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊 wrote:
> > > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert sand.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it tangled
> > > > > > up
> > > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to
> > > > > > control
> > > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in the
> > > > > > noonday
> > > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities of
> > > > Various
> > > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl smell.
> > > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she always
> > had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had this ribbon
> > around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They got a
> > scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > A true story.
> And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

is the head surgeon related to the head nurse?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

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by: Mike - Sat, 8 Apr 2023 08:24 UTC

On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<96c8776d-15fa-44f5-aa6a-5b9fb51fa4e4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 4:13:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊 wrote:
> > > > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert sand.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it
> > > > > > > tangled
> > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to
> > > > > > > control
> > > > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in the
> > > > > > > noonday
> > > > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities of
> > > > > Various
> > > > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl smell.
> > > > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she always
> > > had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had this
> > > ribbon
> > > around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They got a
> > > scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
> > >
> > > A true story.
> > And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> is the head surgeon related to the head nurse?
>
> She's the one with the dirty knees.

Anything to keep a big time operator happy.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 8 Apr 2023 12:20 UTC

On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<96c8776d-15fa-44f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 4:13:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊 wrote:
> > > > > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert sand.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it
> > > > > > > > tangled
> > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to
> > > > > > > > control
> > > > > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in the
> > > > > > > > noonday
> > > > > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities of
> > > > > > Various
> > > > > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl smell.
> > > > > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon..
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she always
> > > > had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had this
> > > > ribbon
> > > > around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They got a
> > > > scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > >
> > > > A true story.
> > > And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > is the head surgeon related to the head nurse?
> >
> > She's the one with the dirty knees.
> Anything to keep a big time operator happy.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

we were just talking about how time speeds up and slows down all the time. Also, it can get bigger and smaller.

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by: Mike - Sun, 9 Apr 2023 08:12 UTC

On Apr 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<96c8776d-15fa-44f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 4:13:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊
> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert
> > > > > > > > > > sand.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it
> > > > > > > > > tangled
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to
> > > > > > > > > control
> > > > > > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in the
> > > > > > > > > noonday
> > > > > > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > > > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities of
> > > > > > > Various
> > > > > > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl smell.
> > > > > > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she
> > > > > always
> > > > > had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had this
> > > > > ribbon
> > > > > around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They got a
> > > > > scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > A true story.
> > > > And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > is the head surgeon related to the head nurse?
> > >
> > > She's the one with the dirty knees.
> > Anything to keep a big time operator happy.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> we were just talking about how time speeds up and slows down all the time.
> Also, it can get bigger and smaller.

Might as well put away that air pump. Inflation is increasing things faster
than you can
pump your stuff up.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 9 Apr 2023 15:39 UTC

On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:12:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<546dc6f2-7bd5-4ee8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<96c8776d-15fa-44f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 4:13:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert
> > > > > > > > > > > sand.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it
> > > > > > > > > > tangled
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to
> > > > > > > > > > control
> > > > > > > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in the
> > > > > > > > > > noonday
> > > > > > > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > > > > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities of
> > > > > > > > Various
> > > > > > > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl smell.
> > > > > > > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she
> > > > > > always
> > > > > > had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had this
> > > > > > ribbon
> > > > > > around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They got a
> > > > > > scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A true story.
> > > > > And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > is the head surgeon related to the head nurse?
> > > >
> > > > She's the one with the dirty knees.
> > > Anything to keep a big time operator happy.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > we were just talking about how time speeds up and slows down all the time.
> > Also, it can get bigger and smaller.
> Might as well put away that air pump. Inflation is increasing things faster
> than you can
> pump your stuff up.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

But I don't know if they'll ever solve the problem of dark energy , probably will take some kind of genius to do it.

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by: Mike - Sun, 9 Apr 2023 16:28 UTC

On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<135b15b5-ce13-4787-b065-f066c24cb5bbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:12:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<546dc6f2-7bd5-4ee8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<96c8776d-15fa-44f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 4:13:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert
> > > > > > > > > > > > sand.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it
> > > > > > > > > > > tangled
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to
> > > > > > > > > > > control
> > > > > > > > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in
> > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > noonday
> > > > > > > > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > > > > > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities of
> > > > > > > > > Various
> > > > > > > > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl
> > > > > > > > > smell.
> > > > > > > > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she
> > > > > > > always
> > > > > > > had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had this
> > > > > > > ribbon
> > > > > > > around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They got a
> > > > > > > scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A true story.
> > > > > > And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > is the head surgeon related to the head nurse?
> > > > >
> > > > > She's the one with the dirty knees.
> > > > Anything to keep a big time operator happy.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > we were just talking about how time speeds up and slows down all the time.
> > > Also, it can get bigger and smaller.
> > Might as well put away that air pump. Inflation is increasing things faster
> > than you can
> > pump your stuff up.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> But I don't know if they'll ever solve the problem of dark energy , probably
> will take some kind of genius to do it.

Bu then again it may be a solution looking for a problem.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 9 Apr 2023 18:24 UTC

On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:28:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<135b15b5-ce13-4787...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:12:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<546dc6f2-7bd5-4ee8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<96c8776d-15fa-44f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 4:13:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > sand.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it
> > > > > > > > > > > > tangled
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able to
> > > > > > > > > > > > control
> > > > > > > > > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in
> > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > noonday
> > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > > > > > > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities of
> > > > > > > > > > Various
> > > > > > > > > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl
> > > > > > > > > > smell.
> > > > > > > > > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she
> > > > > > > > always
> > > > > > > > had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had this
> > > > > > > > ribbon
> > > > > > > > around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They got a
> > > > > > > > scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A true story.
> > > > > > > And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > is the head surgeon related to the head nurse?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > She's the one with the dirty knees.
> > > > > Anything to keep a big time operator happy.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > we were just talking about how time speeds up and slows down all the time.
> > > > Also, it can get bigger and smaller.
> > > Might as well put away that air pump. Inflation is increasing things faster
> > > than you can
> > > pump your stuff up.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > But I don't know if they'll ever solve the problem of dark energy , probably
> > will take some kind of genius to do it.
> Bu then again it may be a solution looking for a problem.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Actually, I do have a solution to it but it's secret, just like Nixon's secret plan to win the Vietnam war.

It's like a couple of four-year-olds talking:

I've got a secret.
Oh, what's your secret?
I can't tell you , it's a secret.

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by: Mike - Sun, 9 Apr 2023 20:12 UTC

On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<bb31e21b-955b-4252-a38d-dfcd15a7fd55n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:28:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<135b15b5-ce13-4787...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:12:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<546dc6f2-7bd5-4ee8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<96c8776d-15fa-44f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 4:13:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > tangled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > control
> > > > > > > > > > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > noonday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities
> > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > Various
> > > > > > > > > > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl
> > > > > > > > > > > smell.
> > > > > > > > > > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she
> > > > > > > > > always
> > > > > > > > > had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had
> > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > ribbon
> > > > > > > > > around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They got
> > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A true story.
> > > > > > > > And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > is the head surgeon related to the head nurse?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > She's the one with the dirty knees.
> > > > > > Anything to keep a big time operator happy.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > we were just talking about how time speeds up and slows down all the
> > > > > time.
> > > > > Also, it can get bigger and smaller.
> > > > Might as well put away that air pump. Inflation is increasing things
> > > > faster
> > > > than you can
> > > > pump your stuff up.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > But I don't know if they'll ever solve the problem of dark energy ,
> > > probably
> > > will take some kind of genius to do it.
> > Bu then again it may be a solution looking for a problem.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Actually, I do have a solution to it but it's secret, just like Nixon's
> secret plan to win the Vietnam war.
>
> It's like a couple of four-year-olds talking:
>
> I've got a secret.
> Oh, what's your secret?
> I can't tell you , it's a secret.

You covert the topic nicely

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 10 Apr 2023 04:03 UTC

On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:12:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<bb31e21b-955b-4252...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:28:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<135b15b5-ce13-4787...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:12:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<546dc6f2-7bd5-4ee8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<96c8776d-15fa-44f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 4:13:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5, 林依依珊
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of desert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tangled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was able
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > control
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > noonday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities
> > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > Various
> > > > > > > > > > > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > smell.
> > > > > > > > > > > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she
> > > > > > > > > > always
> > > > > > > > > > had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had
> > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > ribbon
> > > > > > > > > > around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They got
> > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A true story.
> > > > > > > > > And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > is the head surgeon related to the head nurse?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > She's the one with the dirty knees.
> > > > > > > Anything to keep a big time operator happy.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > we were just talking about how time speeds up and slows down all the
> > > > > > time.
> > > > > > Also, it can get bigger and smaller.
> > > > > Might as well put away that air pump. Inflation is increasing things
> > > > > faster
> > > > > than you can
> > > > > pump your stuff up.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > But I don't know if they'll ever solve the problem of dark energy ,
> > > > probably
> > > > will take some kind of genius to do it.
> > > Bu then again it may be a solution looking for a problem.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Actually, I do have a solution to it but it's secret, just like Nixon's
> > secret plan to win the Vietnam war.
> >
> > It's like a couple of four-year-olds talking:
> >
> > I've got a secret.
> > Oh, what's your secret?
> > I can't tell you , it's a secret.
> You covert the topic nicely
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Mon, 10 Apr 2023 09:02 UTC

On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f3a3c989-7ab4-4ab6-a1d2-d3a8f903beccn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:12:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<bb31e21b-955b-4252...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:28:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<135b15b5-ce13-4787...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:12:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<546dc6f2-7bd5-4ee8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<96c8776d-15fa-44f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 4:13:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 林依依珊
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tangled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > able
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > control
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noonday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Various
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > smell.
> > > > > > > > > > > > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she
> > > > > > > > > > > always
> > > > > > > > > > > had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had
> > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > ribbon
> > > > > > > > > > > around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They
> > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL
> > > > > > > > > > > OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A true story.
> > > > > > > > > > And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > is the head surgeon related to the head nurse?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > She's the one with the dirty knees.
> > > > > > > > Anything to keep a big time operator happy.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > we were just talking about how time speeds up and slows down all the
> > > > > > > time.
> > > > > > > Also, it can get bigger and smaller.
> > > > > > Might as well put away that air pump. Inflation is increasing things
> > > > > > faster
> > > > > > than you can
> > > > > > pump your stuff up.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > But I don't know if they'll ever solve the problem of dark energy ,
> > > > > probably
> > > > > will take some kind of genius to do it.
> > > > Bu then again it may be a solution looking for a problem.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Actually, I do have a solution to it but it's secret, just like Nixon's
> > > secret plan to win the Vietnam war.
> > >
> > > It's like a couple of four-year-olds talking:
> > >
> > > I've got a secret.
> > > Oh, what's your secret?
> > > I can't tell you , it's a secret.
> > You covert the topic nicely
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had a secret operation. Yes, a covert operation.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 10 Apr 2023 14:33 UTC

On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f3a3c989-7ab4-4ab6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:12:49 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<bb31e21b-955b-4252...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 11:28:16 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<135b15b5-ce13-4787...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 9, 2023 at 3:12:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<546dc6f2-7bd5-4ee8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:24:31 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<96c8776d-15fa-44f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 4:13:43 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<b879ff6d-b12b-4b92...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 1:23:12 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0b326e41-e0f4-46aa...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 4:04:17 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Apr 6, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<118a2113-d84b-45f9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, April 5, 2023 at 10:41:47 AM UTC-5, Don
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, March 14, 2023 at 10:54:09 AM UTC-5,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 林依依珊
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, we done tracked these chickens over 500 miles of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > desert
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > sand.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wilbur, our boy, donnn he done caught him a chicken by getting
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > tangled
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in string around its feet, and he was delighted that he was
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > able
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > control
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > this chicken. After that trouble is he hid it under a box out
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > noonday
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Texas sun, and now it's just deader than crap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That accounts for the fowl smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I once did a science project, titled "The Olfactory Sensitivities
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Various
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chicken Breeds" and to complete it I had to account for the fowl
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > smell.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > And all you got for the effort was a poultry participation ribbon.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Kort Angerstein used to tell this story about a little girl and she
> > > > > > > > > > > > always
> > > > > > > > > > > > had a ribbon around her neck and everywhere she ever went she had
> > > > > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > ribbon
> > > > > > > > > > > > around her neck. Well, her parents finally got tired of it. They
> > > > > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > scissor and they cut off the ribbon and HER HEAD FELL
> > > > > > > > > > > > OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A true story.
> > > > > > > > > > > And was even the head surgeon able to put her back together???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > is the head surgeon related to the head nurse?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > She's the one with the dirty knees.
> > > > > > > > > Anything to keep a big time operator happy.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > we were just talking about how time speeds up and slows down all the
> > > > > > > > time.
> > > > > > > > Also, it can get bigger and smaller.
> > > > > > > Might as well put away that air pump. Inflation is increasing things
> > > > > > > faster
> > > > > > > than you can
> > > > > > > pump your stuff up.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But I don't know if they'll ever solve the problem of dark energy ,
> > > > > > probably
> > > > > > will take some kind of genius to do it.
> > > > > Bu then again it may be a solution looking for a problem.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Actually, I do have a solution to it but it's secret, just like Nixon's
> > > > secret plan to win the Vietnam war.
> > > >
> > > > It's like a couple of four-year-olds talking:
> > > >
> > > > I've got a secret.
> > > > Oh, what's your secret?
> > > > I can't tell you , it's a secret.
> > > You covert the topic nicely
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had a secret operation. Yes, a covert operation.
> Were you an under covert operative???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Mon, 10 Apr 2023 19:09 UTC

On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f3a3c989-7ab4-4ab6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > You covert the topic nicely
> > >
> > > I had a secret operation. Yes, a covert operation.
> > Were you an under covert operative???
>
> actually, I'm a homeless person. I live under the culvert.

Its a trough life

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 10 Apr 2023 20:44 UTC

On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:10:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b55aae6e-9aba-4b19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f3a3c989-7ab4-4ab6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > You covert the topic nicely
> > > >
> > > > I had a secret operation. Yes, a covert operation.
> > > Were you an under covert operative???
> >
> > actually, I'm a homeless person. I live under the culvert.
> Its a trough life
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

So say our cows.

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by: Mike - Tue, 11 Apr 2023 07:46 UTC

On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<34663162-1afc-465a-9f50-1c79dfbfd127n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:10:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b55aae6e-9aba-4b19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f3a3c989-7ab4-4ab6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > You covert the topic nicely
> > > > >
> > > > > I had a secret operation. Yes, a covert operation.
> > > > Were you an under covert operative???
> > >
> > > actually, I'm a homeless person. I live under the culvert.
> > Its a trough life
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> So say our cows.

Watch that gutter talk.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 11 Apr 2023 13:03 UTC

On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 2:46:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<34663162-1afc-465a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:10:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b55aae6e-9aba-4b19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f3a3c989-7ab4-4ab6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > You covert the topic nicely
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had a secret operation. Yes, a covert operation.
> > > > > Were you an under covert operative???
> > > >
> > > > actually, I'm a homeless person. I live under the culvert.
> > > Its a trough life
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > So say our cows.
> Watch that gutter talk.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

One thing that really fascinates me are those gutters you can put around your roof to capture the leaves and dispose of them automatically or something or another like that so you don't have to climb up there and clean them yourself because the commercial says all American males are spastic klutzes who shouldn't be up on a ladder.

and that reminds me of an old MAD magazine article where it showed future automatization and it had like a machine you could go up and put a quarter in and it would give you a medical diagnosis of your problem and what they had was it was like a statue of Alfred E Neuman and he had a little of the label on his chest that read Dr. auto Matic, I thought that was funny

Mad in this context does not mean mutual assured destruction.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 11 Apr 2023 19:58 UTC

On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 12:50:00 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<2baacfab-ce43-4233...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 2:46:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<34663162-1afc-465a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:10:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b55aae6e-9aba-4b19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f3a3c989-7ab4-4ab6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > You covert the topic nicely
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had a secret operation. Yes, a covert operation.
> > > > > > > Were you an under covert operative???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > actually, I'm a homeless person. I live under the culvert.
> > > > > Its a trough life
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > So say our cows.
> > > Watch that gutter talk.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > One thing that really fascinates me are those gutters you can put around your
> > roof to capture the leaves and dispose of them automatically or something or
> > another like that so you don't have to climb up there and clean them yourself
> > because the commercial says all American males are spastic klutzes who
> > shouldn't be up on a ladder.
> >
> > and that reminds me of an old MAD magazine article where it showed future
> > automatization and it had like a machine you could go up and put a quarter in
> > and it would give you a medical diagnosis of your problem and what they had
> > was it was like a statue of Alfred E Neuman and he had a little of the label
> > on his chest that read Dr. auto Matic, I thought that was funny
> >
> > Mad in this context does not mean mutual assured destruction.
> You missed the auto hearing test.
>
> Drop quoter in slot
> listen for it to drop
> did you hear it??? If yes your hears is OK
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Like that graffito you see above the urinal in men's rooms and it reads " if you can piss above this line the fire department needs you. " Oh wait a minute , it has nothing to do with with your joke. I'm so sorry.

I steal this graffiti from a book called "Scrawl of the wild" by Norton Mockridge , one of my favorite entries in it is "for every pound of nonsense in your brain when you die, your soul has to travel an extra 6.2 light years " I think Star Trek uses it in their script.

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by: Mike - Tue, 11 Apr 2023 17:49 UTC

On Apr 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<2baacfab-ce43-4233-8417-6cef65d2ff31n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 2:46:29 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<34663162-1afc-465a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 2:10:10 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b55aae6e-9aba-4b19...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f3a3c989-7ab4-4ab6...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > You covert the topic nicely
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had a secret operation. Yes, a covert operation.
> > > > > > Were you an under covert operative???
> > > > >
> > > > > actually, I'm a homeless person. I live under the culvert.
> > > > Its a trough life
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > So say our cows.
> > Watch that gutter talk.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> One thing that really fascinates me are those gutters you can put around your
> roof to capture the leaves and dispose of them automatically or something or
> another like that so you don't have to climb up there and clean them yourself
> because the commercial says all American males are spastic klutzes who
> shouldn't be up on a ladder.
>
> and that reminds me of an old MAD magazine article where it showed future
> automatization and it had like a machine you could go up and put a quarter in
> and it would give you a medical diagnosis of your problem and what they had
> was it was like a statue of Alfred E Neuman and he had a little of the label
> on his chest that read Dr. auto Matic, I thought that was funny
>
> Mad in this context does not mean mutual assured destruction.

You missed the auto hearing test.

Drop quoter in slot
listen for it to drop
did you hear it??? If yes your hears is OK

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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Re: ?????????????????????????????????867689????????? ??????/????????????/??????	Mike
Re: 松山貝斯特旅店找小姐賴867689松山外	Don Stockbauer
Re: ?????????????????????????????????867689????????? ??????/????????????/??????	Mike
Re: 松山貝斯特旅店找小姐賴867689松山外	Don Stockbauer
Re: ?????????????????????????????????867689????????? ??????/????????????/??????	Mike
Re: 松山貝斯特旅店找小姐賴867689松山外	Don Stockbauer
Re: ?????????????????????????????????867689????????? ??????/????????????/??????	Mike
Re: 松山貝斯特旅店找小姐賴867689松山外	Don Stockbauer
Re: ?????????????????????????????????867689????????? ??????/????????????/??????	Mike
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