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by: Mike - Thu, 16 Dec 2021 12:41 UTC

On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912-9081-f753b99a50fbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 12:52:38 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6f7dc0ea-4e05-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 10:38:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<17329f58-b7ea-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 6:51:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<fc4dba9d-bfa6-4676...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > achievements in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and
> > > > > > > > > > > > wound
> > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > > > > > > > > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> > > > > > > > > Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I really want to return to my Home on De Range.
> > > > > > > And here I thought my reference would go pasture eyes so fast you would
> > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > get it.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I was told to take a milk bath to make my beautiful skin even prettier.
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > asked the instructor how full should I fill the bathtub and she said not
> > > > > > pasteurize.
> > > > > But you lactose qualities needed to make such treatment worthwhile.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent posts.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the caption
> > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
>
> I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!

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by: Don Stockbauer - Thu, 16 Dec 2021 17:46 UTC

On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 6:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 12:52:38 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6f7dc0ea-4e05-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 10:38:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<17329f58-b7ea-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 6:51:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<fc4dba9d-bfa6-4676...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > achievements in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wound
> > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> > > > > > > > > > Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I really want to return to my Home on De Range.
> > > > > > > > And here I thought my reference would go pasture eyes so fast you would
> > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > get it.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I was told to take a milk bath to make my beautiful skin even prettier.
> > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > asked the instructor how full should I fill the bathtub and she said not
> > > > > > > pasteurize.
> > > > > > But you lactose qualities needed to make such treatment worthwhile.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent posts.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the caption
> > > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
> >
> > I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!
> You are looking at it the wrong way.
> Take the advice of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
> “Pagerize -- Only be sure to call it research”
>
> See reference at
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlfXirQF3A
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Thu, 16 Dec 2021 18:58 UTC

On Dec 16, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<afef9470-3ac8-42d8-8ae5-9fef3559d489n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 6:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 12:52:38 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6f7dc0ea-4e05-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 10:38:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<17329f58-b7ea-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 6:51:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<fc4dba9d-bfa6-4676...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > achievements in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wound
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> > > > > > > > > > > Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I really want to return to my Home on De Range.
> > > > > > > > > And here I thought my reference would go pasture eyes so fast you
> > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > get it.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I was told to take a milk bath to make my beautiful skin even
> > > > > > > > prettier.
> > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > asked the instructor how full should I fill the bathtub and she said
> > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > pasteurize.
> > > > > > > But you lactose qualities needed to make such treatment worthwhile.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent
> > > > > posts.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the caption
> > > > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
> > >
> > > I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!
> > You are looking at it the wrong way.
> > Take the advice of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
> > “Pagerize -- Only be sure to call it research”
> >
> > See reference at
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlfXirQF3A
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I think you should give someone the gift of sight when you die, Mike, and
> pledge ur eyes.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 17 Dec 2021 13:42 UTC

On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 12:58:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 16, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<afef9470-3ac8-42d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 6:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 12:52:38 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6f7dc0ea-4e05-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 10:38:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<17329f58-b7ea-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 6:51:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<fc4dba9d-bfa6-4676...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7....@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > achievements in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wound
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I really want to return to my Home on De Range.
> > > > > > > > > > And here I thought my reference would go pasture eyes so fast you
> > > > > > > > > > would
> > > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > > get it.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I was told to take a milk bath to make my beautiful skin even
> > > > > > > > > prettier.
> > > > > > > > > I
> > > > > > > > > asked the instructor how full should I fill the bathtub and she said
> > > > > > > > > not
> > > > > > > > > pasteurize.
> > > > > > > > But you lactose qualities needed to make such treatment worthwhile.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > > > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent
> > > > > > posts.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the caption
> > > > > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
> > > >
> > > > I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!
> > > You are looking at it the wrong way.
> > > Take the advice of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
> > > “Pagerize -- Only be sure to call it research”
> > >
> > > See reference at
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlfXirQF3A
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I think you should give someone the gift of sight when you die, Mike, and
> > pledge ur eyes.
> Present-ly....
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Fri, 17 Dec 2021 17:04 UTC

On Dec 17, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ab2f0cc7-64b6-440a-a5ed-a3707d68cca4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 12:58:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 16, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<afef9470-3ac8-42d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 6:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > > > > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent
> > > > > > > posts.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the
> > > > > > caption
> > > > > > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
> > > > >
> > > > > I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!
> > > > You are looking at it the wrong way.
> > > > Take the advice of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
> > > > “Pagerize -- Only be sure to call it research”
> > > >
> > > > See reference at
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlfXirQF3A
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I think you should give someone the gift of sight when you die, Mike, and
> > > pledge ur eyes.
> > Present-ly....
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> We live in the present, tensely.

Is that how you were taut??

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 18 Dec 2021 09:29 UTC

On Friday, December 17, 2021 at 11:04:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 17, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ab2f0cc7-64b6-440a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 12:58:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 16, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<afef9470-3ac8-42d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 6:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > > > > > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent
> > > > > > > > posts.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the
> > > > > > > caption
> > > > > > > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!
> > > > > You are looking at it the wrong way.
> > > > > Take the advice of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
> > > > > “Pagerize -- Only be sure to call it research”
> > > > >
> > > > > See reference at
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlfXirQF3A
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I think you should give someone the gift of sight when you die, Mike, and
> > > > pledge ur eyes.
> > > Present-ly....
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > We live in the present, tensely.
> Is that how you were taut??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I refuse to answer your question about me having a stiff one.

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by: Mike - Sat, 18 Dec 2021 12:11 UTC

On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Friday, December 17, 2021 at 11:04:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 17, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<ab2f0cc7-64b6-440a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 12:58:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 16, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<afef9470-3ac8-42d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 6:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > > > > > > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent
> > > > > > > > > posts.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the
> > > > > > > > caption
> > > > > > > > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!
> > > > > > You are looking at it the wrong way.
> > > > > > Take the advice of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
> > > > > > “Pagerize -- Only be sure to call it research”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > See reference at
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlfXirQF3A
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I think you should give someone the gift of sight when you die, Mike, and
> > > > > pledge ur eyes.
> > > > Present-ly....
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > We live in the present, tensely.
> > Is that how you were taut??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I refuse to answer your question about me having a stiff one.

Burt every good coroner needs a stiff.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 18 Dec 2021 13:44 UTC

On Saturday, December 18, 2021 at 6:12:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b3ede2ff-2d52-49c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, December 17, 2021 at 11:04:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 17, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<ab2f0cc7-64b6-440a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 12:58:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 16, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<afef9470-3ac8-42d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 6:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > > > > > > > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent
> > > > > > > > > > posts.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the
> > > > > > > > > caption
> > > > > > > > > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!
> > > > > > > You are looking at it the wrong way.
> > > > > > > Take the advice of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
> > > > > > > “Pagerize -- Only be sure to call it research”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > See reference at
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlfXirQF3A
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I think you should give someone the gift of sight when you die, Mike, and
> > > > > > pledge ur eyes.
> > > > > Present-ly....
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > We live in the present, tensely.
> > > Is that how you were taut??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I refuse to answer your question about me having a stiff one.
> Burt every good coroner needs a stiff.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Now you're coronering me for an answer.

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by: Mike - Sat, 18 Dec 2021 21:32 UTC

On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b00f2dde-9989-4377-a37b-f4595ccc0e67n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, December 18, 2021 at 6:12:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b3ede2ff-2d52-49c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, December 17, 2021 at 11:04:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 17, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<ab2f0cc7-64b6-440a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 12:58:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 16, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<afef9470-3ac8-42d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 6:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > > > > > > > > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent
> > > > > > > > > > > posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the
> > > > > > > > > > caption
> > > > > > > > > > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!
> > > > > > > > You are looking at it the wrong way.
> > > > > > > > Take the advice of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
> > > > > > > > “Pagerize -- Only be sure to call it research”
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > See reference at
> > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlfXirQF3A
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I think you should give someone the gift of sight when you die, Mike,
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > pledge ur eyes.
> > > > > > Present-ly....
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > We live in the present, tensely.
> > > > Is that how you were taut??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I refuse to answer your question about me having a stiff one.
> > Burt every good coroner needs a stiff.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Now you're coronering me for an answer.

Your analysis is dead on.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 19 Dec 2021 00:05 UTC

On Saturday, December 18, 2021 at 3:32:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b00f2dde-9989-4377...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, December 18, 2021 at 6:12:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b3ede2ff-2d52-49c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, December 17, 2021 at 11:04:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 17, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<ab2f0cc7-64b6-440a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 12:58:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 16, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<afef9470-3ac8-42d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 6:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > > > > > > > > > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent
> > > > > > > > > > > > posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the
> > > > > > > > > > > caption
> > > > > > > > > > > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!
> > > > > > > > > You are looking at it the wrong way.
> > > > > > > > > Take the advice of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
> > > > > > > > > “Pagerize -- Only be sure to call it research”
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > See reference at
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlfXirQF3A
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I think you should give someone the gift of sight when you die, Mike,
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > pledge ur eyes.
> > > > > > > Present-ly....
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > We live in the present, tensely.
> > > > > Is that how you were taut??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I refuse to answer your question about me having a stiff one.
> > > Burt every good coroner needs a stiff.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Now you're coronering me for an answer.
> Your analysis is dead on.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

My analysis always contains a lot of dead reckoning.

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by: Mike - Sun, 19 Dec 2021 10:32 UTC

On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<f530cd80-6927-43ac-9a02-d6a5d3490275n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, December 18, 2021 at 3:32:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<b00f2dde-9989-4377...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, December 18, 2021 at 6:12:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<b3ede2ff-2d52-49c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, December 17, 2021 at 11:04:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 17, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<ab2f0cc7-64b6-440a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 12:58:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 16, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<afef9470-3ac8-42d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 6:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > recent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > caption
> > > > > > > > > > > > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!
> > > > > > > > > > You are looking at it the wrong way.
> > > > > > > > > > Take the advice of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
> > > > > > > > > > “Pagerize -- Only be sure to call it research”
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > See reference at
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlfXirQF3A
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I think you should give someone the gift of sight when you die, Mike,
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > pledge ur eyes.
> > > > > > > > Present-ly....
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > We live in the present, tensely.
> > > > > > Is that how you were taut??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I refuse to answer your question about me having a stiff one.
> > > > Burt every good coroner needs a stiff.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Now you're coronering me for an answer.
> > Your analysis is dead on.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> My analysis always contains a lot of dead reckoning.

Have we come to a dead-lock???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 19 Dec 2021 13:33 UTC

On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:32:11 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f530cd80-6927-43ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, December 18, 2021 at 3:32:33 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<b00f2dde-9989-4377...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, December 18, 2021 at 6:12:04 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 18, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<b3ede2ff-2d52-49c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, December 17, 2021 at 11:04:25 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 17, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<ab2f0cc7-64b6-440a...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 12:58:26 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 16, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<afef9470-3ac8-42d8...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 16, 2021 at 6:41:10 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<6eefdaf3-bb2a-4912...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > recent
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the
> > > > > > > > > > > > > caption
> > > > > > > > > > > > > was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I just realized! I'm stealing your puns! Sorry!
> > > > > > > > > > > You are looking at it the wrong way.
> > > > > > > > > > > Take the advice of Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky
> > > > > > > > > > > “Pagerize -- Only be sure to call it research”
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > See reference at
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlfXirQF3A
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I think you should give someone the gift of sight when you die, Mike,
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > pledge ur eyes.
> > > > > > > > > Present-ly....
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > We live in the present, tensely.
> > > > > > > Is that how you were taut??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I refuse to answer your question about me having a stiff one.
> > > > > Burt every good coroner needs a stiff.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Now you're coronering me for an answer.
> > > Your analysis is dead on.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > My analysis always contains a lot of dead reckoning.
> Have we come to a dead-lock???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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