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On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that you're all
> > > > wet.
> > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a thing to
> > anybody.
> Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.

On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac-ba34-c80b5d83bc3en@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that you're
> > > > > all
> > > > > wet.
> > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a thing to
> > > anybody.
> > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.

That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in that
endeavor.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that you're
> > > > > > all
> > > > > > wet.
> > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a thing to
> > > > anybody.
> > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.
> That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in that
> endeavor.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.

On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177-9033-66096c26f49dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that you're
> > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a thing to
> > > > > anybody.
> > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.
> > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in that
> > endeavor.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.

So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that you're
> > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a thing to
> > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.
> > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in that
> > > endeavor.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.

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by: Mike - Mon, 13 Dec 2021 14:20 UTC

On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f-94e7-838ec49437f2n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that
> > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a thing
> > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.
> > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in that
> > > > endeavor.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.

Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Re: Shake

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 13 Dec 2021 23:11 UTC

On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that
> > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a thing
> > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.
> > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in that
> > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound up where the sun doesn't shine.

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by: Mike - Tue, 14 Dec 2021 09:21 UTC

On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e-91e9-4c44d7004a06n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that
> > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a
> > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.
> > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in that
> > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound up where
> the sun doesn't shine.

Only a luna-tics like you would do that.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 14 Dec 2021 14:29 UTC

On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that
> > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a
> > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.
> > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in that
> > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound up where
> > the sun doesn't shine.
> Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.

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by: Mike - Tue, 14 Dec 2021 18:43 UTC

On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469-aefe-13dceab80d40n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a
> > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.
> > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in that
> > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound up
> > > where
> > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.

Derange of your knowledge needs expanding

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 15 Dec 2021 04:38 UTC

On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a
> > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.
> > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in that
> > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound up
> > > > where
> > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Wed, 15 Dec 2021 12:51 UTC

On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<fc4dba9d-bfa6-4676-8752-3e51b5dda2a1n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.
> > > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in
> > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound up
> > > > > where
> > > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> > Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I really want to return to my Home on De Range.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 15 Dec 2021 14:38 UTC

On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 6:51:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<fc4dba9d-bfa6-4676...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain climbing.
> > > > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in
> > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound up
> > > > > > where
> > > > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> > > Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I really want to return to my Home on De Range.
> And here I thought my reference would go pasture eyes so fast you would not
> get it.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Wed, 15 Dec 2021 16:38 UTC

On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<17329f58-b7ea-4273-a2de-5fdddc40ae2bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 6:51:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<fc4dba9d-bfa6-4676...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in
> > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound up
> > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > > > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> > > > Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I really want to return to my Home on De Range.
> > And here I thought my reference would go pasture eyes so fast you would not
> > get it.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I was told to take a milk bath to make my beautiful skin even prettier. I
> asked the instructor how full should I fill the bathtub and she said not
> pasteurize.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Wed, 15 Dec 2021 18:10 UTC

On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 10:38:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<17329f58-b7ea-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 6:51:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<fc4dba9d-bfa6-4676...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound up
> > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > > > > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> > > > > Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I really want to return to my Home on De Range.
> > > And here I thought my reference would go pasture eyes so fast you would not
> > > get it.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I was told to take a milk bath to make my beautiful skin even prettier. I
> > asked the instructor how full should I fill the bathtub and she said not
> > pasteurize.
> But you lactose qualities needed to make such treatment worthwhile.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Wed, 15 Dec 2021 18:52 UTC

On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6f7dc0ea-4e05-4910-b951-d6693e167555n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 10:38:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<17329f58-b7ea-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 6:51:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<fc4dba9d-bfa6-4676...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > > > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound
> > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > > > > > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> > > > > > Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I really want to return to my Home on De Range.
> > > > And here I thought my reference would go pasture eyes so fast you would
> > > > not
> > > > get it.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I was told to take a milk bath to make my beautiful skin even prettier. I
> > > asked the instructor how full should I fill the bathtub and she said not
> > > pasteurize.
> > But you lactose qualities needed to make such treatment worthwhile.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?

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On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 12:52:38 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6f7dc0ea-4e05-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 10:38:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<17329f58-b7ea-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 6:51:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<fc4dba9d-bfa6-4676...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > > > > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound
> > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > > > > > > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> > > > > > > Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I really want to return to my Home on De Range.
> > > > > And here I thought my reference would go pasture eyes so fast you would
> > > > > not
> > > > > get it.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I was told to take a milk bath to make my beautiful skin even prettier. I
> > > > asked the instructor how full should I fill the bathtub and she said not
> > > > pasteurize.
> > > But you lactose qualities needed to make such treatment worthwhile.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent posts.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 5:56:45 PM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 12:52:38 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6f7dc0ea-4e05-4910...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 10:38:47 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 15, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<17329f58-b7ea-4273...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Wednesday, December 15, 2021 at 6:51:13 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<fc4dba9d-bfa6-4676...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 12:43:36 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<0e896a6b-3870-4469...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 14, 2021 at 3:21:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<53012af4-4218-4d3e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 8:20:52 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 13, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<926fa12f-c56d-416f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 13, 2021 at 4:39:20 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<7ed8e407-7eb5-4177...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 4:32:30 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 12, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<667b7095-9c8f-44ac...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 12, 2021 at 12:34:01 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 11, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<f57de4a7-2b96-47c7...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 11, 2021 at 4:11:14 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 10, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<5b0c823d-1ee6-40c0...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 10, 2021 at 5:48:34 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Dec 9, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (in article<c32ec8b8-ec34-4fd3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, December 9, 2021 at 8:19:20 AM UTC-6, Mike
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A hula is a shake in the grass.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A shake is a shingle on a roof.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But you have to be roof-less in your search for the facts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you're roof-less the best that can be said about you is
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > all
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > wet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That coming from an old soak...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I won't tell you to go soak your head ; I would never say
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > thing
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > anybody.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did you steep yourself in that tradition??
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The only tradition I engaged in that's steep is mountain
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > climbing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That would require a massif effort requiring peak performance.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > To summit up, that would be the pinnacle of your achievements in
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > endeavor.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > All your synonyms for "mountaintop" have piqued my interest.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > So my efforts have gained some prominence with you.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I do a lot of astronomy, but not solar.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Did you planet that way or did it sun-denly occur ro you???
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I had to give up astronomy when I mooned a police officer and wound
> > > > > > > > > > > up
> > > > > > > > > > > where
> > > > > > > > > > > the sun doesn't shine.
> > > > > > > > > > Only a luna-tics like you would do that.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Lunatics are impossible ; they need air to breathe.
> > > > > > > > Derange of your knowledge needs expanding
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I really want to return to my Home on De Range.
> > > > > > And here I thought my reference would go pasture eyes so fast you would
> > > > > > not
> > > > > > get it.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I was told to take a milk bath to make my beautiful skin even prettier. I
> > > > > asked the instructor how full should I fill the bathtub and she said not
> > > > > pasteurize.
> > > > But you lactose qualities needed to make such treatment worthwhile.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I calcium what point you're trying to make with your argument?
> > If you are having mammary problems --- just look back at our recent posts.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> Ever see that poster which displayed a huge set of breasts and the caption was from a Bob Hope song , "Thanks for the Mammaries"?

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Shake	Mike
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Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
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Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
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Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
Re: Shake	Mike
Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
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Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
Re: Shake	Mike
Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
Re: Shake	Mike
Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
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Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
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Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
Re: Shake	Mike
Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
Re: Shake	Mike
Re: Shake	Don Stockbauer
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