On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<4baf275f-07b8-461c-b018-c495f0dd6961n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > When I was in the military in Vietnam, as the movies made the rounds to be
> > > > shown
> > > > to various units, they got cleaner and cleaner as the remaining good parts
> > > > kept getting
> > > > cut out and saved by the people showing the films.
> > > actually, I decided to double check what I said and searched Myra
> > > Breckinridge on YouTube, I didn't look at any of them butt it appears that
> > > most likely that pegging scene of Tom Selleck is there.
> > I was hopeing to hear the end of this topic
>
> OK, "the end of this topic “.

The end of everything ====https://hmpg.net (https://hmpg.net/)

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, May 8, 2023 at 2:43:53 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 7, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<4baf275f-07b8-461c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > When I was in the military in Vietnam, as the movies made the rounds to be
> > > > > shown
> > > > > to various units, they got cleaner and cleaner as the remaining good parts
> > > > > kept getting
> > > > > cut out and saved by the people showing the films.
> > > > actually, I decided to double check what I said and searched Myra
> > > > Breckinridge on YouTube, I didn't look at any of them butt it appears that
> > > > most likely that pegging scene of Tom Selleck is there.
> > > I was hopeing to hear the end of this topic
> >
> > OK, "the end of this topic “.
>
> The end of everything ====https://hmpg.net (https://hmpg.net/)
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I could've written that with my attitude toward the Internet

there is this cartoon guy has one of these day by day calendars , so he's flipping through it and one page reads"the end of time , nothing to do today "'and he flips one more page and it reads "the day after the end of time ; nothing to do today, either"

On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<67c985cf-ef26-4308-9a00-54213b6dc1d2n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > When I was in the military in Vietnam, as the movies made the rounds to
> > > > > > be
> > > > > > shown
> > > > > > to various units, they got cleaner and cleaner as the remaining good
> > > > > > parts
> > > > > > kept getting
> > > > > > cut out and saved by the people showing the films.
> > > > > actually, I decided to double check what I said and searched Myra
> > > > > Breckinridge on YouTube, I didn't look at any of them butt it appears
> > > > > that
> > > > > most likely that pegging scene of Tom Selleck is there.
> > > > I was hopeing to hear the end of this topic
> > >
> > > OK, "the end of this topic “.
> >
> > The end of everything ====https://hmpg.net (https://hmpg.net/)
>
> I could've written that with my attitude toward the Internet
>
> there is this cartoon guy has one of these day by day calendars , so he's
> flipping through it and one page reads"the end of time , nothing to do today
> "'and he flips one more page and it reads "the day after the end of time ;
> nothing to do today, either”
Like a hermaphrodite, he was and end into himself.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, May 8, 2023 at 12:54:37 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<67c985cf-ef26-4308...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > When I was in the military in Vietnam, as the movies made the rounds to
> > > > > > > be
> > > > > > > shown
> > > > > > > to various units, they got cleaner and cleaner as the remaining good
> > > > > > > parts
> > > > > > > kept getting
> > > > > > > cut out and saved by the people showing the films.
> > > > > > actually, I decided to double check what I said and searched Myra
> > > > > > Breckinridge on YouTube, I didn't look at any of them butt it appears
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > most likely that pegging scene of Tom Selleck is there.
> > > > > I was hopeing to hear the end of this topic
> > > >
> > > > OK, "the end of this topic “.
> > >
> > > The end of everything ====https://hmpg.net (https://hmpg.net/)
> >
> > I could've written that with my attitude toward the Internet
> >
> > there is this cartoon guy has one of these day by day calendars , so he's
> > flipping through it and one page reads"the end of time , nothing to do today
> > "'and he flips one more page and it reads "the day after the end of time ;
> > nothing to do today, either”
> Like a hermaphrodite, he was and end into himself.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What do you call a woman who champions lesbian causes over male gay causes, and who has both male and female reproductive organs ?

Her more for dykes.

On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<717d9786-197a-4131-8337-9c8408f04a8dn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > OK, "the end of this topic “.
> > > >
> > > > The end of everything ====https://hmpg.net (https://hmpg.net/)
> > >
> > > I could've written that with my attitude toward the Internet
> > >
> > > there is this cartoon guy has one of these day by day calendars , so he's
> > > flipping through it and one page reads"the end of time , nothing to do
> > > today
> > > "'and he flips one more page and it reads "the day after the end of time ;
> > > nothing to do today, either”
> > Like a hermaphrodite, he was and end into himself.
>
> What do you call a woman who champions lesbian causes over male gay causes,
> and who has both male and female reproductive organs ?
>
> Her more for dykes.

Lez us examine this more closely.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Monday, May 8, 2023 at 4:17:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<717d9786-197a-4131...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > OK, "the end of this topic “.
> > > > >
> > > > > The end of everything ====https://hmpg.net (https://hmpg.net/)
> > > >
> > > > I could've written that with my attitude toward the Internet
> > > >
> > > > there is this cartoon guy has one of these day by day calendars , so he's
> > > > flipping through it and one page reads"the end of time , nothing to do
> > > > today
> > > > "'and he flips one more page and it reads "the day after the end of time ;
> > > > nothing to do today, either”
> > > Like a hermaphrodite, he was and end into himself.
> >
> > What do you call a woman who champions lesbian causes over male gay causes,
> > and who has both male and female reproductive organs ?
> >
> > Her more for dykes.
> Lez us examine this more closely.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

That's what happened to Darlene. She was just innocently grocery shopping and then this lady came up to her who looked like she might swing both ways and she told Darlene "Les be friends."

On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6138847f-8270-470f-87c6-f6e8d9042d15n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > Like a hermaphrodite, he was and end into himself.
> > >
> > > What do you call a woman who champions lesbian causes over male gay causes,
> > > and who has both male and female reproductive organs ?
> > >
> > > Her more for dykes.
> > Lez us examine this more closely.
> That's what happened to Darlene. She was just innocently grocery shopping and
> then this lady came up to her who looked like she might swing both ways and
> she told Darlene "Les be friends.”
Friends with benefits???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, May 9, 2023 at 4:05:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6138847f-8270-470f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > Like a hermaphrodite, he was and end into himself.
> > > >
> > > > What do you call a woman who champions lesbian causes over male gay causes,
> > > > and who has both male and female reproductive organs ?
> > > >
> > > > Her more for dykes.
> > > Lez us examine this more closely.
> > That's what happened to Darlene. She was just innocently grocery shopping and
> > then this lady came up to her who looked like she might swing both ways and
> > she told Darlene "Les be friends.”
> Friends with benefits???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

yes. She made friends with this lady who swings both ways, and it turns out the lady has a huge pension and they're both living on it after she moved out of our house.

On May 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<560e5ba2-77dd-4043-8223-dc2656ec0b9bn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Tuesday, May 9, 2023 at 4:05:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<6138847f-8270-470f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Like a hermaphrodite, he was and end into himself.
> > > > >
> > > > > What do you call a woman who champions lesbian causes over male gay
> > > > > causes,
> > > > > and who has both male and female reproductive organs ?
> > > > >
> > > > > Her more for dykes.
> > > > Lez us examine this more closely.
> > > That's what happened to Darlene. She was just innocently grocery shopping
> > > and
> > > then this lady came up to her who looked like she might swing both ways and
> > > she told Darlene "Les be friends.”
> > Friends with benefits???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> yes. She made friends with this lady who swings both ways, and it turns out
> the lady has a huge pension and they're both living on it after she moved out
> of our house.

She had a pension for following the money

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Tuesday, May 9, 2023 at 8:22:41 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<560e5ba2-77dd-4043...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, May 9, 2023 at 4:05:57 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On May 8, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<6138847f-8270-470f...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Like a hermaphrodite, he was and end into himself.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What do you call a woman who champions lesbian causes over male gay
> > > > > > causes,
> > > > > > and who has both male and female reproductive organs ?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Her more for dykes.
> > > > > Lez us examine this more closely.
> > > > That's what happened to Darlene. She was just innocently grocery shopping
> > > > and
> > > > then this lady came up to her who looked like she might swing both ways and
> > > > she told Darlene "Les be friends.”
> > > Friends with benefits???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > yes. She made friends with this lady who swings both ways, and it turns out
> > the lady has a huge pension and they're both living on it after she moved out
> > of our house.
> She had a pension for following the money
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

And they took up residence in Garp's Pension Grillparzer

On May 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<6605c582-b0b4-4ee0-a2a0-355e5f53c5c8n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > Friends with benefits???
> > >
> > > yes. She made friends with this lady who swings both ways, and it turns out
> > > the lady has a huge pension and they're both living on it after she moved
> > > out
> > > of our house.
> > She had a pension for following the money\
>
> And they took up residence in Garp's Pension Grillparzer

But what if she prefers BBQ to grilling her food???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, May 10, 2023 at 4:02:46 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 9, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<6605c582-b0b4-4ee0...@googlegroups.com>):
>
> > > > > Friends with benefits???
> > > >
> > > > yes. She made friends with this lady who swings both ways, and it turns out
> > > > the lady has a huge pension and they're both living on it after she moved
> > > > out
> > > > of our house.
> > > She had a pension for following the money\
> >
> > And they took up residence in Garp's Pension Grillparzer
> But what if she prefers BBQ to grilling her food???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

She does not like Bodacious Beef Quarks.

On May 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<7ccced69-1da6-40f5-99c1-3568d2eae981n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > Friends with benefits???
> > > > >
> > > > > yes. She made friends with this lady who swings both ways, and it turns
> > > > > out
> > > > > the lady has a huge pension and they're both living on it after she moved
> > > > > out
> > > > > of our house.
> > > > She had a pension for following the money\
> > >
> > > And they took up residence in Garp's Pension Grillparzer
> > But what if she prefers BBQ to grilling her food??? She does not like Bodacious Beef Quarks.

In Texas!?!?!? the only thing worse would be if she forgot the Alamo..

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, May 10, 2023 at 11:51:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<7ccced69-1da6-40f5...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > Friends with benefits???
> > > > > >
> > > > > > yes. She made friends with this lady who swings both ways, and it turns
> > > > > > out
> > > > > > the lady has a huge pension and they're both living on it after she moved
> > > > > > out
> > > > > > of our house.
> > > > > She had a pension for following the money\
> > > >
> > > > And they took up residence in Garp's Pension Grillparzer
> > > But what if she prefers BBQ to grilling her food??? She does not like Bodacious Beef Quarks.
>
> In Texas!?!?!? the only thing worse would be if she forgot the Alamo..
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.

there was something in Mad Magazine about some Poor pathetic creature that actually forgot the Alamo!

On May 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d6f916a1-c3fd-4020-8956-3707b87c4dfan@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > She had a pension for following the money\
> > > > >
> > > > > And they took up residence in Garp's Pension Grillparzer
> > > > But what if she prefers BBQ to grilling her food??? She does not like
> > > > Bodacious Beef Quarks.
> >
> > In Texas!?!?!? the only thing worse would be if she forgot the Alamo..
>
> there was something in Mad Magazine about some Poor pathetic creature that
> actually forgot the Alamo!

Tarred, feathered and run out on a rail.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Wednesday, May 10, 2023 at 4:18:19 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d6f916a1-c3fd-4020...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > She had a pension for following the money\
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And they took up residence in Garp's Pension Grillparzer
> > > > > But what if she prefers BBQ to grilling her food??? She does not like
> > > > > Bodacious Beef Quarks.
> > >
> > > In Texas!?!?!? the only thing worse would be if she forgot the Alamo...
> >
> > there was something in Mad Magazine about some Poor pathetic creature that
> > actually forgot the Alamo!
> Tarred, feathered and run out on a rail.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I've never quite understood that ; I mean , it seems like tar would be enough. What do feathers add to the excitement?

On May 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<b379b7c7-881c-4f31-8173-625f21610f6cn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > In Texas!?!?!? the only thing worse would be if she forgot the Alamo..
> > >
> > > there was something in Mad Magazine about some Poor pathetic creature that
> > > actually forgot the Alamo!
>
> I've never quite understood that ; I mean , it seems like tar would be
> enough. What do feathers add to the excitement?

To make it eyer to ttake flight.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, May 11, 2023 at 4:47:15 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 10, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<b379b7c7-881c-4f31...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > In Texas!?!?!? the only thing worse would be if she forgot the Alamo..
> > > >
> > > > there was something in Mad Magazine about some Poor pathetic creature that
> > > > actually forgot the Alamo!
> >
> > I've never quite understood that ; I mean , it seems like tar would be
> > enough. What do feathers add to the excitement?
> To make it eyer to ttake flight.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

Before I fly my private jet, I always make an eyer. I go around, kick the tires, check the oil, and check for stowaways.

On May 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<9c5c07dd-a1d8-45cd-8ea5-ce158305d012n@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > In Texas!?!?!? the only thing worse would be if she forgot the Alamo..
> > > > >
> > > > > there was something in Mad Magazine about some Poor pathetic creature
> > > > > that
> > > > > actually forgot the Alamo!
> > >
> > > I've never quite understood that ; I mean , it seems like tar would be
> > > enough. What do feathers add to the excitement?
> > To make it eyer to ttake flight. Before I fly my private jet, I always make an eyer. I go around, kick the
> tires, check the oil, and check for stowaways.

B ut when I asked you what to do with that intruder, you told me to stow
it????

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Thursday, May 11, 2023 at 1:54:53 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<9c5c07dd-a1d8-45cd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > In Texas!?!?!? the only thing worse would be if she forgot the Alamo..
> > > > > >
> > > > > > there was something in Mad Magazine about some Poor pathetic creature
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > actually forgot the Alamo!
> > > >
> > > > I've never quite understood that ; I mean , it seems like tar would be
> > > > enough. What do feathers add to the excitement?
> > > To make it eyer to ttake flight. Before I fly my private jet, I always make an eyer. I go around, kick the
> > tires, check the oil, and check for stowaways.
> B ut when I asked you what to do with that intruder, you told me to stow
> it????
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

But you shouldn't have stowed him in the compartment where the wheels fold up into as has been done.

On May 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<0e79bf6e-32e2-4961-8cd2-e5727be5e319n@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > > In Texas!?!?!? the only thing worse would be if she forgot the Alamo..
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > there was something in Mad Magazine about some Poor pathetic creature
> > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > actually forgot the Alamo!
> > > > >
> > > > > I've never quite understood that ; I mean , it seems like tar would be
> > > > > enough. What do feathers add to the excitement?
> > > > To make it eyer to ttake flight. Before I fly my private jet, I always
> > > > make an eyer. I go around, kick the
> > > tires, check the oil, and check for stowaways.
> > B ut when I asked you what to do with that intruder, you told me to stow
> > it????
>
> But you shouldn't have stowed him in the compartment where the wheels fold up
> into as has been done.

But the FAA gets very upset if you do a wheelie with an airplane.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, May 12, 2023 at 5:35:26 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 11, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<0e79bf6e-32e2-4961...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > In Texas!?!?!? the only thing worse would be if she forgot the Alamo..
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > there was something in Mad Magazine about some Poor pathetic creature
> > > > > > > > that
> > > > > > > > actually forgot the Alamo!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I've never quite understood that ; I mean , it seems like tar would be
> > > > > > enough. What do feathers add to the excitement?
> > > > > To make it eyer to ttake flight. Before I fly my private jet, I always
> > > > > make an eyer. I go around, kick the
> > > > tires, check the oil, and check for stowaways.
> > > B ut when I asked you what to do with that intruder, you told me to stow
> > > it????
> >
> > But you shouldn't have stowed him in the compartment where the wheels fold up
> > into as has been done.
> But the FAA gets very upset if you do a wheelie with an airplane.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

What do we care what the Federal Asshole Administration gets upset about?

On May 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<ef577be3-d6f8-4f28-a608-82c44c20e20bn@googlegroups.com>):

> > > > > > > I've never quite understood that ; I mean , it seems like tar would be
> > > > > > > enough. What do feathers add to the excitement?
> > > > > > To make it eyer to ttake flight. Before I fly my private jet, I always
> > > > > > make an eyer. I go around, kick the
> > > > > tires, check the oil, and check for stowaways.
> > > > B ut when I asked you what to do with that intruder, you told me to stow
> > > > it????
> > >
> > > But you shouldn't have stowed him in the compartment where the wheels fold
> > > up
> > > into as has been done.
> > But the FAA gets very upset if you do a wheelie with an airplane.
>
> What do we care what the Federal Asshole Administration gets upset about?

It makes them do actually work and away from a nice comfortable job just
shuffling papers.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

On Friday, May 12, 2023 at 10:00:42 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On May 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<ef577be3-d6f8-4f28...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > I've never quite understood that ; I mean , it seems like tar would be
> > > > > > > > enough. What do feathers add to the excitement?
> > > > > > > To make it eyer to ttake flight. Before I fly my private jet, I always
> > > > > > > make an eyer. I go around, kick the
> > > > > > tires, check the oil, and check for stowaways.
> > > > > B ut when I asked you what to do with that intruder, you told me to stow
> > > > > it????
> > > >
> > > > But you shouldn't have stowed him in the compartment where the wheels fold
> > > > up
> > > > into as has been done.
> > > But the FAA gets very upset if you do a wheelie with an airplane.
> >
> > What do we care what the Federal Asshole Administration gets upset about?
> It makes them do actually work and away from a nice comfortable job just
> shuffling papers.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I had a job like that at one point; I got so discouraged with it that I committed suicide.

On May 12, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<c6a7f073-8063-4da4-adb0-5c3fb7de4b3bn@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > B ut when I asked you what to do with that intruder, you told me to stow
> > > > > > it????
> > > > >
> > > > > But you shouldn't have stowed him in the compartment where the wheels
> > > > > fold
> > > > > up
> > > > > into as has been done.
> > > > But the FAA gets very upset if you do a wheelie with an airplane.
> > >
> > > What do we care what the Federal Asshole Administration gets upset about?
> > It makes them do actually work and away from a nice comfortable job just
> > shuffling papers.
>
> I had a job like that at one point; I got so discouraged with it that I
> committed suicide.

I seem to recall in much earlier times failed suicide was considered
attempted murder
for which the penalty was death.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx