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by: Mike - Sun, 19 Dec 2021 10:33 UTC

Grammar books are parse for the course

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 19 Dec 2021 13:35 UTC

On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> Grammar books are parse for the course
>
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.

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by: Mike - Sun, 19 Dec 2021 14:07 UTC

On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<d11d0792-2cee-4090-bb85-bf37cca46f03n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > Grammar books are parse for the course
> >
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.

Relatively speaking of course.

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 19 Dec 2021 18:19 UTC

On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 8:07:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<d11d0792-2cee-4090...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > Grammar books are parse for the course
> > >
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.
> Relatively speaking of course.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once thought I had a job all lined up but the Theory of Relativity got me: they gave it to the manager's son.

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by: Mike - Sun, 19 Dec 2021 20:44 UTC

On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 8:07:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<d11d0792-2cee-4090...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > Grammar books are parse for the course
> > > >
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.
> > Relatively speaking of course.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I once thought I had a job all lined up but the Theory of Relativity got me:
> they gave it to the manager's son.

Promoting family responsibility

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 2:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<8767f03e-3c8a-4b1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 8:07:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<d11d0792-2cee-4090...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > Grammar books are parse for the course
> > > > >
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.
> > > Relatively speaking of course.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I once thought I had a job all lined up but the Theory of Relativity got me:
> > they gave it to the manager's son.
> Promoting family responsibility
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

It was akin to nepotism.

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by: Mike - Mon, 20 Dec 2021 20:19 UTC

On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<09197ca6-2408-4092-af35-aebf7eb27cb4n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 2:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<8767f03e-3c8a-4b1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 8:07:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<d11d0792-2cee-4090...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > Grammar books are parse for the course
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.
> > > > Relatively speaking of course.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I once thought I had a job all lined up but the Theory of Relativity got
> > > me:
> > > they gave it to the manager's son.
> > Promoting family responsibility
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> It was akin to nepotism.

ANd a kin-dred spirit of yours???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 21 Dec 2021 03:06 UTC

On Monday, December 20, 2021 at 2:19:53 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<09197ca6-2408-4092...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 2:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<8767f03e-3c8a-4b1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 8:07:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<d11d0792-2cee-4090...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > Grammar books are parse for the course
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.
> > > > > Relatively speaking of course.
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I once thought I had a job all lined up but the Theory of Relativity got
> > > > me:
> > > > they gave it to the manager's son.
> > > Promoting family responsibility
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > It was akin to nepotism.
> ANd a kin-dred spirit of yours???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have some horrible relatives; I really kin-dread them.

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by: Mike - Tue, 21 Dec 2021 12:31 UTC

On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<e736c77d-bd9a-4cfd-9d0a-ebaa6b61794dn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, December 20, 2021 at 2:19:53 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<09197ca6-2408-4092...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 2:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<8767f03e-3c8a-4b1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 8:07:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<d11d0792-2cee-4090...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > Grammar books are parse for the course
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.
> > > > > > Relatively speaking of course.
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I once thought I had a job all lined up but the Theory of Relativity got
> > > > > me:
> > > > > they gave it to the manager's son.
> > > > Promoting family responsibility
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > It was akin to nepotism.
> > ANd a kin-dred spirit of yours???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I have some horrible relatives; I really kin-dread them.

If only you kin-ship them off to some remote place.

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 21 Dec 2021 13:09 UTC

On Tuesday, December 21, 2021 at 6:31:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<e736c77d-bd9a-4cfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, December 20, 2021 at 2:19:53 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<09197ca6-2408-4092...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 2:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<8767f03e-3c8a-4b1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 8:07:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<d11d0792-2cee-4090...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > Grammar books are parse for the course
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.
> > > > > > > Relatively speaking of course.
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I once thought I had a job all lined up but the Theory of Relativity got
> > > > > > me:
> > > > > > they gave it to the manager's son.
> > > > > Promoting family responsibility
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > It was akin to nepotism.
> > > ANd a kin-dred spirit of yours???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I have some horrible relatives; I really kin-dread them.
> If only you kin-ship them off to some remote place.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I have done that for some of my relatives; the next one to go will be my next-of-kin.

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by: Don Stockbauer - Fri, 14 Apr 2023 17:41 UTC

On Tuesday, December 21, 2021 at 7:09:21 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Tuesday, December 21, 2021 at 6:31:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<e736c77d-bd9a-4cfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, December 20, 2021 at 2:19:53 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<09197ca6-2408-4092...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 2:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<8767f03e-3c8a-4b1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 8:07:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<d11d0792-2cee-4090...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > Grammar books are parse for the course
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.
> > > > > > > > Relatively speaking of course.
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I once thought I had a job all lined up but the Theory of Relativity got
> > > > > > > me:
> > > > > > > they gave it to the manager's son.
> > > > > > Promoting family responsibility
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > It was akin to nepotism.
> > > > ANd a kin-dred spirit of yours???
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > >
> > > I have some horrible relatives; I really kin-dread them.
> > If only you kin-ship them off to some remote place.
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
> I have done that for some of my relatives; the next one to go will be my next-of-kin.

Once I saw one of my kinfolk standing out in the yard, and there was someone right next to him, who was his next of kin.

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by: Mike - Fri, 14 Apr 2023 21:05 UTC

On Apr 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Tuesday, December 21, 2021 at 7:09:21 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > On Tuesday, December 21, 2021 at 6:31:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<e736c77d-bd9a-4cfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, December 20, 2021 at 2:19:53 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<09197ca6-2408-4092...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 2:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<8767f03e-3c8a-4b1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 8:07:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<d11d0792-2cee-4090...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > Grammar books are parse for the course
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.
> > > > > > > > > Relatively speaking of course.
> > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I once thought I had a job all lined up but the Theory of Relativity
> > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > me:
> > > > > > > > they gave it to the manager's son.
> > > > > > > Promoting family responsibility
> > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It was akin to nepotism.
> > > > > ANd a kin-dred spirit of yours???
> > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > >
> > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > >
> > > > I have some horrible relatives; I really kin-dread them.
> > > If only you kin-ship them off to some remote place.
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> > I have done that for some of my relatives; the next one to go will be my
> > next-of-kin.
>
> Once I saw one of my kinfolk standing out in the yard, and there was someone
> right next to him, who was his next of kin.

That would kin - die some juicy gossip

Michael LeVine
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 15 Apr 2023 04:11 UTC

On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 4:05:56 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<280afd47-f48c-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Tuesday, December 21, 2021 at 7:09:21 AM UTC-6, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, December 21, 2021 at 6:31:36 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<e736c77d-bd9a-4cfd...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Monday, December 20, 2021 at 2:19:53 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Dec 20, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<09197ca6-2408-4092...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 2:44:27 PM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<8767f03e-3c8a-4b1c...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 8:07:35 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Dec 19, 2021, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > > (in article<d11d0792-2cee-4090...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 19, 2021 at 4:33:24 AM UTC-6, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > Grammar books are parse for the course
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I don't like grammar books; I'd much rather have grandpa books.
> > > > > > > > > > Relatively speaking of course.
> > > > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I once thought I had a job all lined up but the Theory of Relativity
> > > > > > > > > got
> > > > > > > > > me:
> > > > > > > > > they gave it to the manager's son.
> > > > > > > > Promoting family responsibility
> > > > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It was akin to nepotism.
> > > > > > ANd a kin-dred spirit of yours???
> > > > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > > > Groucho Marx
> > > > >
> > > > > I have some horrible relatives; I really kin-dread them.
> > > > If only you kin-ship them off to some remote place.
> > > > Michael LeVine
> > > > mle...@redshift.com
> > > >
> > > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > > finding it everywhere,
> > > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > > Groucho Marx
> > > I have done that for some of my relatives; the next one to go will be my
> > > next-of-kin.
> >
> > Once I saw one of my kinfolk standing out in the yard, and there was someone
> > right next to him, who was his next of kin.
> That would kin - die some juicy gossip
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I once had a Kindle. you know , those things you can read that have an electronic book in them . but then I needed to start the fireplace fire and well it's gone now.

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by: Mike - Sat, 15 Apr 2023 11:25 UTC

On Apr 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
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> On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 4:05:56 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<280afd47-f48c-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > I have done that for some of my relatives; the next one to go will be my
> > > > next-of-kin.
> > >
> > > Once I saw one of my kinfolk standing out in the yard, and there was
> > > someone
> > > right next to him, who was his next of kin.
> > That would kin - die some juicy gossip
> I once had a Kindle. you know , those things you can read that have an
> electronic book in them . but then I needed to start the fireplace fire and
> well it's gone now.

So you and Darleene can have some Nook - y???

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sat, 15 Apr 2023 20:09 UTC

On Saturday, April 15, 2023 at 6:26:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<1d09ec12-1da0-44f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 4:05:56 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<280afd47-f48c-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > I have done that for some of my relatives; the next one to go will be my
> > > > > next-of-kin.
> > > >
> > > > Once I saw one of my kinfolk standing out in the yard, and there was
> > > > someone
> > > > right next to him, who was his next of kin.
> > > That would kin - die some juicy gossip
> > I once had a Kindle. you know , those things you can read that have an
> > electronic book in them . but then I needed to start the fireplace fire and
> > well it's gone now.
> So you and Darleene can have some Nook - y???
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I told Darlene I wanted some Nookie so she went running out of the room and she came back with a lock and she had just purchased another key for it. She said "look, I have a new key."

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by: Mike - Sun, 16 Apr 2023 08:25 UTC

On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<48d4931c-a07e-459b-be36-f303455f7f76n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Saturday, April 15, 2023 at 6:26:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<1d09ec12-1da0-44f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 4:05:56 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<280afd47-f48c-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > I have done that for some of my relatives; the next one to go will be my
> > > > > > next-of-kin.
> > > > >
> > > > > Once I saw one of my kinfolk standing out in the yard, and there was
> > > > > someone
> > > > > right next to him, who was his next of kin.
> > > > That would kin - die some juicy gossip
> > > I once had a Kindle. you know , those things you can read that have an
> > > electronic book in them . but then I needed to start the fireplace fire and
> > > well it's gone now.
> > So you and Darleene can have some Nook - y???
> > Michael LeVine
> > mle...@redshift.com
> >
> > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > finding it everywhere,
> > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > Groucho Marx
>
> I told Darlene I wanted some Nookie so she went running out of the room and
> she came back with a lock and she had just purchased another key for it. She
> said "look, I have a new key.”
So she got around that chastity bely you put her in

Michael LeVine
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by: Mike - Sun, 16 Apr 2023 15:45 UTC

On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<3d238688-4683-4f0e-8951-e2f99b8180bbn@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<48d4931c-a07e-459b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > >
> > > I told Darlene I wanted some Nookie so she went running out of the room and
> > > she came back with a lock and she had just purchased another key for it.
> > > She
> > > said "look, I have a new key.”
> > So she got around that chastity bely you put her in
> King Arthur was headed to the Crusades so he locked Guinevere in a chastity
> belt. He gave the key to Sir Lancelot for safekeeping and rode towards
> Jerusalem. After a minute or two he heard a horse coming up behind him , and
> it was Lancelot. He was shouting "King Arthur, King Arthur, WRONG KEY!!!!”

Obviusly he foes not follow the LockPickingLawyer

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Apr 2023 03:57 UTC

On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:45:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<3d238688-4683-4f0e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<48d4931c-a07e-459b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > >
> > > > I told Darlene I wanted some Nookie so she went running out of the room and
> > > > she came back with a lock and she had just purchased another key for it.
> > > > She
> > > > said "look, I have a new key.”
> > > So she got around that chastity bely you put her in
> > King Arthur was headed to the Crusades so he locked Guinevere in a chastity
> > belt. He gave the key to Sir Lancelot for safekeeping and rode towards
> > Jerusalem. After a minute or two he heard a horse coming up behind him , and
> > it was Lancelot. He was shouting "King Arthur, King Arthur, WRONG KEY!!!!”
>
> Obviusly he foes not follow the LockPickingLawyer
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

I've heard about the lock picking lawyer guy . He goes to a hardware store and goes to the lock section and he says "OK, do I want this one or do I want that one over there or this one or that one , GI just can't decide."

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by: Don Stockbauer - Sun, 16 Apr 2023 14:22 UTC

On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<48d4931c-a07e-459b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Saturday, April 15, 2023 at 6:26:07 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<1d09ec12-1da0-44f3...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 4:05:56 PM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 14, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<280afd47-f48c-4333...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > I have done that for some of my relatives; the next one to go will be my
> > > > > > > next-of-kin.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Once I saw one of my kinfolk standing out in the yard, and there was
> > > > > > someone
> > > > > > right next to him, who was his next of kin.
> > > > > That would kin - die some juicy gossip
> > > > I once had a Kindle. you know , those things you can read that have an
> > > > electronic book in them . but then I needed to start the fireplace fire and
> > > > well it's gone now.
> > > So you and Darleene can have some Nook - y???
> > > Michael LeVine
> > > mle...@redshift.com
> > >
> > > Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> > > finding it everywhere,
> > > diagnosing it incorrectly,
> > > and applying the wrong remedies.
> > > Groucho Marx
> >
> > I told Darlene I wanted some Nookie so she went running out of the room and
> > she came back with a lock and she had just purchased another key for it.. She
> > said "look, I have a new key.”
> So she got around that chastity bely you put her in
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Mar

King Arthur was headed to the Crusades so he locked Guinevere in a chastity belt. He gave the key to Sir Lancelot for safekeeping and rode towards
Jerusalem. After a minute or two he heard a horse coming up behind him , and it was Lancelot. He was shouting "King Arthur, King Arthur, WRONG KEY!!!!"

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Apr 2023 12:58 UTC

On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:38:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<698a205f-36a5-4052...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:45:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<3d238688-4683-4f0e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<48d4931c-a07e-459b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I told Darlene I wanted some Nookie so she went running out of the room
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > she came back with a lock and she had just purchased another key for it.
> > > > > > She
> > > > > > said "look, I have a new key.”
> > > > > So she got around that chastity bely you put her in
> > > > King Arthur was headed to the Crusades so he locked Guinevere in a chastity
> > > > belt. He gave the key to Sir Lancelot for safekeeping and rode towards
> > > > Jerusalem. After a minute or two he heard a horse coming up behind him ,
> > > > and
> > > > it was Lancelot. He was shouting "King Arthur, King Arthur, WRONG
> > > > KEY!!!!”
> > >
> > > Obviusly he foes not follow the LockPickingLawyer
> >
> > I've heard about the lock picking lawyer guy . He goes to a hardware store
> > and goes to the lock section and he says "OK, do I want this one or do I want
> > that one over there or this one or that one , GI just can't decide.”
> Shackled by indecision
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

no, he has a nice apartment on fifth Avenue , not some shack like I live in out here on the ranch.

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by: Mike - Mon, 17 Apr 2023 15:21 UTC

On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<961cbccc-9832-49c9-8121-7a5e5c881d62n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:38:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<698a205f-36a5-4052...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:45:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<3d238688-4683-4f0e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<48d4931c-a07e-459b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I told Darlene I wanted some Nookie so she went running out of the room
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > she came back with a lock and she had just purchased another key for
> > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > She
> > > > > > > said "look, I have a new key.”
> > > > > > So she got around that chastity bely you put her in
> > > > > King Arthur was headed to the Crusades so he locked Guinevere in a
> > > > > chastity
> > > > > belt. He gave the key to Sir Lancelot for safekeeping and rode towards
> > > > > Jerusalem. After a minute or two he heard a horse coming up behind him ,
> > > > > and
> > > > > it was Lancelot. He was shouting "King Arthur, King Arthur, WRONG
> > > > > KEY!!!!”
> > > >
> > > > Obviusly he foes not follow the LockPickingLawyer
> > >
> > > I've heard about the lock picking lawyer guy . He goes to a hardware store
> > > and goes to the lock section and he says "OK, do I want this one or do I
> > > want
> > > that one over there or this one or that one , GI just can't decide.”
> > Shackled by indecision
>
> no, he has a nice apartment on fifth Avenue , not some shack like I live in
> out here on the ranch.

You do need to shed those poor trappings and improve your style.

Michael LeVine
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finding it everywhere,
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and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Don Stockbauer - Mon, 17 Apr 2023 17:42 UTC

On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 10:21:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<961cbccc-9832-49c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:38:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<698a205f-36a5-4052...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:45:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<3d238688-4683-4f0e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<48d4931c-a07e-459b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I told Darlene I wanted some Nookie so she went running out of the room
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > she came back with a lock and she had just purchased another key for
> > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > She
> > > > > > > > said "look, I have a new key.”
> > > > > > > So she got around that chastity bely you put her in
> > > > > > King Arthur was headed to the Crusades so he locked Guinevere in a
> > > > > > chastity
> > > > > > belt. He gave the key to Sir Lancelot for safekeeping and rode towards
> > > > > > Jerusalem. After a minute or two he heard a horse coming up behind him ,
> > > > > > and
> > > > > > it was Lancelot. He was shouting "King Arthur, King Arthur, WRONG
> > > > > > KEY!!!!”
> > > > >
> > > > > Obviusly he foes not follow the LockPickingLawyer
> > > >
> > > > I've heard about the lock picking lawyer guy . He goes to a hardware store
> > > > and goes to the lock section and he says "OK, do I want this one or do I
> > > > want
> > > > that one over there or this one or that one , GI just can't decide.”
> > > Shackled by indecision
> >
> > no, he has a nice apartment on fifth Avenue , not some shack like I live in
> > out here on the ranch.
> You do need to shed those poor trappings and improve your style.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Mon, 17 Apr 2023 10:37 UTC

On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<698a205f-36a5-4052-a781-da53b2da9994n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:45:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<3d238688-4683-4f0e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<48d4931c-a07e-459b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > >
> > > > > I told Darlene I wanted some Nookie so she went running out of the room
> > > > > and
> > > > > she came back with a lock and she had just purchased another key for it.
> > > > > She
> > > > > said "look, I have a new key.”
> > > > So she got around that chastity bely you put her in
> > > King Arthur was headed to the Crusades so he locked Guinevere in a chastity
> > > belt. He gave the key to Sir Lancelot for safekeeping and rode towards
> > > Jerusalem. After a minute or two he heard a horse coming up behind him ,
> > > and
> > > it was Lancelot. He was shouting "King Arthur, King Arthur, WRONG
> > > KEY!!!!”
> >
> > Obviusly he foes not follow the LockPickingLawyer
>
> I've heard about the lock picking lawyer guy . He goes to a hardware store
> and goes to the lock section and he says "OK, do I want this one or do I want
> that one over there or this one or that one , GI just can't decide.”
Shackled by indecision

Michael LeVine
mlevine@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
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diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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by: Mike - Tue, 18 Apr 2023 08:45 UTC

On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
(in article<23de8804-1f4c-4056-a2b2-811912da05c0n@googlegroups.com>):

> On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 10:21:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > (in article<961cbccc-9832-49c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:38:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > (in article<698a205f-36a5-4052...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:45:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > (in article<3d238688-4683-4f0e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > (in article<48d4931c-a07e-459b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I told Darlene I wanted some Nookie so she went running out of the
> > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > she came back with a lock and she had just purchased another key for
> > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > She
> > > > > > > > > said "look, I have a new key.”
> > > > > > > > So she got around that chastity bely you put her in
> > > > > > > King Arthur was headed to the Crusades so he locked Guinevere in a
> > > > > > > chastity
> > > > > > > belt. He gave the key to Sir Lancelot for safekeeping and rode towards
> > > > > > > Jerusalem. After a minute or two he heard a horse coming up behind him
> > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > it was Lancelot. He was shouting "King Arthur, King Arthur, WRONG
> > > > > > > KEY!!!!”
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Obviusly he foes not follow the LockPickingLawyer
> > > > >
> > > > > I've heard about the lock picking lawyer guy . He goes to a hardware
> > > > > store
> > > > > and goes to the lock section and he says "OK, do I want this one or do I
> > > > > want
> > > > > that one over there or this one or that one , GI just can't decide.”
> > > > Shackled by indecision
> > >
> > > no, he has a nice apartment on fifth Avenue , not some shack like I live in
> > > out here on the ranch.
> > You do need to shed those poor trappings and improve your style.
> i'll have you know that when I set out traps for squirrels because they eat
> my pecans that I use the best trappings possible.

Be careful, there are more than squirrels out there, by mistake you could
trapezoid and they are a protected species.

Michael LeVine
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Groucho Marx

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Subject: Re: Grammar
From: donstock...@hotmail.com (Don Stockbauer)
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by: Don Stockbauer - Tue, 18 Apr 2023 14:00 UTC

On Tuesday, April 18, 2023 at 3:45:27 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> (in article<23de8804-1f4c-4056...@googlegroups.com>):
> > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 10:21:48 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > On Apr 17, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > (in article<961cbccc-9832-49c9...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > On Monday, April 17, 2023 at 5:38:11 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > (in article<698a205f-36a5-4052...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 10:45:52 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > On Apr 16, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > (in article<3d238688-4683-4f0e...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 3:25:45 AM UTC-5, Mike wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Apr 15, 2023, Don Stockbauer wrote
> > > > > > > > > (in article<48d4931c-a07e-459b...@googlegroups.com>):
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I told Darlene I wanted some Nookie so she went running out of the
> > > > > > > > > > room
> > > > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > > she came back with a lock and she had just purchased another key for
> > > > > > > > > > it.
> > > > > > > > > > She
> > > > > > > > > > said "look, I have a new key.”
> > > > > > > > > So she got around that chastity bely you put her in
> > > > > > > > King Arthur was headed to the Crusades so he locked Guinevere in a
> > > > > > > > chastity
> > > > > > > > belt. He gave the key to Sir Lancelot for safekeeping and rode towards
> > > > > > > > Jerusalem. After a minute or two he heard a horse coming up behind him
> > > > > > > > ,
> > > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > it was Lancelot. He was shouting "King Arthur, King Arthur, WRONG
> > > > > > > > KEY!!!!”
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Obviusly he foes not follow the LockPickingLawyer
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I've heard about the lock picking lawyer guy . He goes to a hardware
> > > > > > store
> > > > > > and goes to the lock section and he says "OK, do I want this one or do I
> > > > > > want
> > > > > > that one over there or this one or that one , GI just can't decide.”
> > > > > Shackled by indecision
> > > >
> > > > no, he has a nice apartment on fifth Avenue , not some shack like I live in
> > > > out here on the ranch.
> > > You do need to shed those poor trappings and improve your style.
> > i'll have you know that when I set out traps for squirrels because they eat
> > my pecans that I use the best trappings possible.
> Be careful, there are more than squirrels out there, by mistake you could
> trapezoid and they are a protected species.
> Michael LeVine
> mle...@redshift.com
>
> Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
> finding it everywhere,
> diagnosing it incorrectly,
> and applying the wrong remedies.
> Groucho Marx

You're right, The Zoids came here from
Beta Reticuli VII last year, and they're a real menace.

Preserve the old, but know the new.

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