76. Why don’t they let niggers swim in the Pacific Ocean? Because they
leave a ring around the sides.

77. How do you save drowning nigger? Throw him an anchor.

78. Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval? He tried to jump over 100
niggers in a steamroller.

79. Hear about the new version of poker in Los Angeles? Seems four
clubs beat a King.

80. Why did the nigger cross the road? To get to the other.......
another one bites the dust.

81. How can you spot a nigger masochist? He’s the one working for a
living.

82. Hear about the nigger version of “Shogun”? It’s called “Shonuff”.

83. What do poor nigger kids use instead of Play-Doh ? Fresh dog shit.

84. Hear about the new bumper sticker that says “Run, Jesse, Run”? You
put it on the front of your car.

85. How do you get a nigger kid to take a shower? Open a fire hydrant,
and start selling crack on the other side.

86. How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised
to create jobs for them if elected.

87. How can you tell a nigger woman has really big lips? She can suck
your dick without opening her mouth.

88. Hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers? It comes in a spray
can.

89. What’s the difference between good nigger kids and bad nigger
kids? Good nigger kids are in medium security prisons.

90. What should you do when you see a nigger jogger? Trip him and give
the lady’s purse back to her.

91. How do you starve a nigger? Hide the food stamps and welfare
checks under a bar of soap.

92. What’s the most common form of transportation in Harlem?
Ambulances.

93. Did you hear about the nigger and the Mexican who opened a
restaurant? It’s called Nacho Mama.

94. What do you call 100 parachuting niggers? Skeet.

95. How do niggers eat chicken? One leg around each ear.

96. Did you hear about the nigger who had a heart attack on Halloween?
Someone came to his door dressed as a job.

97. Why does Georgia have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California had first pick.

98. Why should niggers always be buried face down? Because when they
wake up they will start digging.

99. What’d the police artist sketch when the woman described her
rapist as blond, blue-eyed, and 5’6”? A big, mean looking nigger.

100. And what did she say when she saw the picture? “That’s him.”

I knew many Nigger jokes when I was a kid. I am in no way against them, but really if you've seen one you've pretty much seen them all. Every so often a good imaginative one comes along. But that is rare. Not with just with Negro jokes, but with jokes in general.

Q. What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and truckload of bowling balls?

A. You can't pick up bowling balls with a pitch fork.

On Monday, June 7, 2021 at 9:03:15 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> I knew many Nigger jokes when I was a kid. I am in no way against them, but really if you've seen one you've pretty much seen them all. Every so often a good imaginative one comes along. But that is rare. Not with just with Negro jokes, but with jokes in general.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and truckload of bowling balls?
>
> A. You can't pick up bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Planned parenthood has a lot of those kind of jokes in their pamphlets.

> Planned parenthood has a lot of those kind of jokes in their pamphlets.

All those short jokes that start with "What do you call a...........(whatever)?" can get pretty boring when they're lined up back to back. A good nigger joke should stand on it's own. Back to back they lose their punch. I remember as a kid knowing many nigger jokes, jew jokes too - and thoughts of putting out a book of them had my head swimming with ambition. "How can it miss?", I thought, same as I thought of most of my ideas. But ideas are nothing. Putting them into practice is what counts and they wouldn't let me do it. "Ok, if I can't do something with my ideas I'll sell them to someone who can." But they don't buy, they steal. Then they wait and put them into play when they think the time is ripe. At first I resented it. Now I know it's the only way to get my voice out there. That is why I use this group, because I know our readership is vast and will produce at least one individual who will take my ideas, or yours, to heights we alone could never achieve.

"Somebody, please steal my ideas!"

On Tuesday, June 8, 2021 at 2:56:58 PM UTC-4, jazee...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Planned parenthood has a lot of those kind of jokes in their pamphlets.
> All those short jokes that start with "What do you call a...........(whatever)?" can get pretty boring when they're lined up back to back. A good nigger joke should stand on it's own. Back to back they lose their punch. I remember as a kid knowing many nigger jokes, jew jokes too - and thoughts of putting out a book of them had my head swimming with ambition. "How can it miss?", I thought, same as I thought of most of my ideas. But ideas are nothing. Putting them into practice is what counts and they wouldn't let me do it. "Ok, if I can't do something with my ideas I'll sell them to someone who can." But they don't buy, they steal. Then they wait and put them into play when they think the time is ripe. At first I resented it. Now I know it's the only way to get my voice out there. That is why I use this group, because I know our readership is vast and will produce at least one individual who will take my ideas, or yours, to heights we alone could never achieve.
>
> "Somebody, please steal my ideas!"

The big book if N jokes by TJ

> The big book if N jokes by TJ

Publishers have fact checked my background and my book has been officially verified as the real deal, the original book of N jokes, the only one you'll ever need. Or so they say. Truth is I have at least twice as many N jokes on hold, many of them superior to the ones I showed them. I am holding out. There will be a sequel. Thinking about releasing an audio version with a big name N celebrity doing the reading. Denzel maybe? The guy who doesn't the Arby's beef commercial? Don King? For enough money it can be done. And the beauty is, if all of them turn down the offer (which they won't), I don't care because I don't need them to make my book better than it already is. But to have published the only N joke book in history published in audio form and read by a big name N celebrity, man, that would be really N (neat).